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The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« on: August 16, 2010, 11:49:36 AM »
I briefly saw part of this show last night.

One of the contestants is a thick, busty Indian lady named Aarti.
Sorry if someone has posted about this before, I did a search and didn't find anything.

The image I have attached doesn't show much, but the episode I watched had her showing moderate cleavage and there were a couple good views when she bent over a little or leaned forward to stand up.
Boobs!

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TheZookie007

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2010, 05:55:23 PM »
I don't watch the Food Network, but I took one look at that picture, and shouted "FUCK YEAH!"

Go, Aarti, go!
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Geeve

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 06:15:09 AM »
In the last episode where she wins she's wearing a tight red dress with cleavage up to her collarbone.

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bignatslover

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 06:50:30 AM »
I too usually don't watch this show, so here is my question:
On this show, do they ever take the contestants out of the kitchen and on reward trips (where they are suddenly in a swimsuit) or into a hot tub after hours?  Gordon Ramsey does that on Hell's Kitchen and I think he knows it's because all of us horny guys wanna see these babes in something other than a kitchen apron.

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 05:17:21 PM »
She obviously is a good cook—based on her figure, she eats well!

Is it too much of a cliché to say she's YUMMY? ;D

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Geeve

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 12:59:42 AM »
1 minute in and about 1:20 in can get glimpses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89dUyYedaS4

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 01:07:23 AM »
I too usually don't watch this show, so here is my question:
On this show, do they ever take the contestants out of the kitchen and on reward trips (where they are suddenly in a swimsuit) or into a hot tub after hours?  Gordon Ramsey does that on Hell's Kitchen and I think he knows it's because all of us horny guys wanna see these babes in something other than a kitchen apron.


Nope, it's a show that's actually looking for a TV chef, so they don't do that stuff.

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 07:59:32 AM »
We have stopped watching that show as of this season.

1) The winners never "really" get a show and if they do it is relegated to some backwater time slot that very quickly kills it or it languishes on into obscurity. So all the smoke that the judges blow is just that - empty words of sanctimonious encouragement.

2) In the early years the challenges were somewhat related to determining cooking skill and breath of culinary knowledge. As the seasons went on they degraded into more and more silly "food related" exercises where a contestant was more likely to get bumped because the extension cord got unplugged at the beach than their flan did not set back in a normal kitchen.

3) The show became very predictable, especially in the way it was edited. We could tell who was going to be eliminated about 10 min. into each show by the way it was put together. What little suspense there was evaporated and we were left waiting for them to stop blubbering about their family, their babies, their whatever back home and just go.

4) Bobby Flay is a total tool.

Remember the term is "**29** chef" and that holds the key to the whole problem. As soon as they start being a **29** they start to slip as a chef. Do one or the other, but not both. Gordon Ramsay for example has specifically started doing a travel show simply to allow him to "get back to cooking something again after over a year away" from the kitchen doing his various shows.

Also the Food Network in its early years was set up to cater to professional and higher end cooking. After a internal squabble there was a break and the winning faction decided to move the network toward the everyday cook. Oddly it sporadically tries to get back there from time to time. (almost like they realize their basic mistake but are now on the wrong path yet can not admit it)

Oh and Bobby Flay is a total tool.
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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2010, 10:37:51 PM »
I'm going to be keeping a very close eye on Ms. Aarti's progress now that she's won the show. If she doesn't get her own bustacular program on that network, I shall alert the media and commence immediate picketing.
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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2010, 11:47:54 PM »
I'm going to be keeping a very close eye on Ms. Aarti's progress now that she's won the show. If she doesn't get her own bustacular program on that network, I shall alert the media and commence immediate picketing.

GAWD, all that and she can cook, too??? :P
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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2010, 12:44:43 AM »
Feh. The Food Network is all porn. No matter how good the food looks on the screen, you cannot enjoy the primary pleasure of eating it.
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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2010, 03:05:46 PM »
Feh. The Food Network is all porn. No matter how good the food looks on the screen, you cannot enjoy the primary pleasure of eating it.

Audrina Patridge - Teriyaki Burger at Carl's Jr

FOOD PORN! :P (Click link for video)

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« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 04:17:23 PM by Q_BE »

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2010, 03:43:39 PM »
Q, we just increased the size of the thumbnails to 400x400 at your request... so why have you started image-tagging your attachments? Most people can see the images just fine at 400x400. (In fact, the 400x400 image in your post looks better than the big one IMO, because they're so low-def.)
« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 03:47:41 PM by gonZo »

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2010, 04:15:52 PM »
Q, we just increased the size of the thumbnails to 400x400 at your request... so why have you started image-tagging your attachments? Most people can see the images just fine at 400x400. (In fact, the 400x400 image in your post looks better than the big one IMO, because they're so low-def.)

Okay, I've fixed the post. If you really want to know why I "image-tag" my attachments, I usually find that the positioning of a picture within a post can say as much as the picture itself. It's a bit frustrating to have a picture you'd like to display FIRST at the bottom (as I wanted to do in the post above).

As to the image attachment thumbnail size being changed at my request, that's news to me. I well remember the thread in which we discussed that, but I'm far from being the only one to credit (or to blame) for that particular change. If I were actually that powerful, I'd make all BEA women spontaneously grow 12 cup sizes, but as they say: wish in one hand, sh*t in the other, and see which fills first. ;)

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EDIT: Perhaps this discussion and this edited comment should go in the Site Issues thread covering this topic, however, I noticed that images that are below 400x400 in resolution default to an even smaller thumbnail size, such as my recent post of a Nanny McPhee pic in Word Association, and additionally, the picture no longer becomes a clickable link to the pop-up picture window of we all have become so fond. Just some thoughts on this perennially-frustrating code monster we call a forum. ;)
EDITx2: I will post this post also in that thread in order to facilitate discussion there.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 08:09:24 PM by Q_BE »

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Re: The Next Food Network Star -- Aarti
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2010, 09:28:19 PM »
Audrina Patridge - Teriyaki Burger at Carl's Jr

FOOD PORN! :P (Click link for video)

Q-"Nom nom nom"-BE :-*
Audrina, pfffft. In keeping in the vein of this thread, the best Carl's Jr. commercial bar none, is the one with Padma Lakshmi.

Turns out that before she carried her busty self to victory on the Food Network, Aarti used to work at CNN.

CNN Newsroom: "Former CNNer now a Food Network star"
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.