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Miscellaneous => Off-Topic & Testing => Topic started by: DruulEmpire on September 06, 2003, 10:03:25 AM
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No, I'm not referring to a Fritz Lang movie starring Peter Lorre. Since I call myself Empire, and the most influential one to date has been the Roman one, I'm using the Roman numeral for "thousand" to celebrate my thousandth post.
Oddly, this is not as vaunted a position as it once was. ElvishWizard will be hitting his thousandth any week now, and TheHerald, perhaps any HOUR now. Seems like only a few months ago that hitting a thousand got you on the first page of most prolific posters. Ah well.
A couple of minor miracles. One: I've hit this within my first six months registered here. I'll be very happy for this rate of posting to drop. No longer bumping up Agent Dee's Cool Tomb Raider II Poster thread may help. Second: I've done this before Sadistyk has hit 2000. For one brief historic moment, he and I will have four digit totals beginning with the numeral 1. Blink and you'll miss it.
I continue to feel new, though. I've only just learned that MunchWolf's new avatar "look" owes much to the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Here in Pittsburgh, there's a major fan of OZ, not simply the movie but all the original Baum books. Maybe I should get MunchWolf and this guy together. 'Minds me of a joke that I tellabout theology and theoretical physics: "If a Pope and an Antipope were to meet and shake hands, would they explode?"
All for now -- and I'd still like to hear a syllable somehow about Sofia of Sofialand. I don't even care if she's turned born-again and dresses like an Amish Kelly McGillis. I just want to know she's around.
Cheers, all.
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congrats on the thousand ...
-Munch "Re: info on me .. some people may say you know too much" Wolf
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I was going to wait till I had something significant to say (instead of my usual banter?), but this was too good to pass up. DE and I at the 1000 posts point at the same time. Of course that will be fleeting since one or both of us will feel a need to yak again eventually.
I've never ceased to amaze myself at the number of posts I produce here since I am not a talkative or gregarious person by anyone's definition in "real life".
I had hoped to make an announcement or two by this post, but that will have to wait. In the meanwhile, here's a collaboration image that Doc Ross and I worked on. Original image by Frank Cho. It will eventually be in the Doc's gallery, but he's quite busy with HIS RL and can't update for now.
On a different note.. I'm concerned that Imaginos may have had computer problems again. He hasn't posted since Tuesday(Sept. 2) or responded to a PM I sent in reply to a question he asked me that same day. Hopefully, he's just busy with work or RL.
Edit: Oops!, guess he's able to post after all.
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On a different note.. I'm concerned that Imaginos may have had computer problems again. He hasn't posted since Tuesday(Sept. 2) or responded to a PM I sent in reply to a question he asked me that same day. Hopefully, he's just busy with work or RL.
He posted yesterday
-Munch "eh" Wolf
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Hurrah for TheHerald and DruulEmpire!
I, too never imagined that I would hang around here this long, let alone talk so much (I realize that I don't ALWAYS say something when I talk). And I talk about breasts even less often than Munchie!
On that note, I have to get going - Hubby just read an email informing us of a death in the family - it's sad, but it's actually a positive event.
He's "saddling up" so we can get underway within the hour...I won't be around for a couple of days.
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Many happy returns guys! thats an excellent color job on that pen and ink.. cheers PE
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Congrats! (Keep in mind that my count was reset along with my registration date after the debut of the new forum. I still blame Munch.) Since then I've tried keeping up with the pack leaders, but parenthood often interferes with monitoring the forum so often.
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And I talk about breasts even less often than Munchie!
I don't talk about breasts enough??? Hmm ... maybe I should start a poll about this ....
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(Keep in mind that my count was reset along with my registration date after the debut of the new forum. I still blame Munch.)
Hey .. I was registered user #69 .. and you don't see me bitchin about losing that ...
-Munch "Well, cept for just now" Wolf
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Late with the congrats, haven't been around in a coupla days. Many happy returns!
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Many congrats guys! 1000 is a big achievement on these forums. Especially is you can do it in under a year. Here's to at least 1000 more.
Now if you don't mind, I'm on my way to 2000.
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Gorgeous drawing!
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Congrats on the 1k guys. I'm not that far ahead of you. Hmmm...I'd better work on that.
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Thank you to all the well wishers and the compliments on the morphed image.
Sorry about the loss of your relative, Zasha.
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A "positive" funeral, Z-Woman? I'll be interested to hear how that goes. Sympathies, etc.
I stayed away for over three days, but now -- I'm coming for you, Heraldo!
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Haven't you ever been to an Irish wake?
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'Fraid not, though with any luck Zasha has ...
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Sorry to hear about the loss Zasha.
Did somebody say 'Irish Wake'...talk about a good times, an Irish Wake is like going to a funeral home that has an open bar and happy people. Why mourn the loss of a loved one, instead celebrate their life with friends and drinks! Good times!
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I didn't want to talk further about our relative's passing for fear of taking over the thread on a negative note. But you are all so kind - we thank you for your thoughts and wishes.
It was a positive event for several reasons:
Hi wife passed away a couple of years ago, and with her went his will and ambition. They were both severely crippled, and depended upon one another for different daily tasks. Generally, what one wasn't able to do, the other could.
Recently, he fell and broke his leg. Being in poor physical condition to start with (severly dehabilitating arthritis), his leg didn't show much sign of healing properly, and he was forced into placement in a "care facility." I was able to negotitate beer for him at his request (his one last pleasure, other than harrassing politicians via email).
His leg developed an infection, which he refused treatment for. He stated that he wanted to "go home and die," which most would perceive as being delusional and depressed, but in fact is consistant with his words and wishes going back several years.
He passed away at the "care facility" (whose quality of care I was NOT impressed with when I visited). The death certificate states the cause of death as (defined from the Latin in the dictionary) "malnutrition of body and mind." I wouldn't have noticed it, save for the crematorium person pointing it out, stating "We've never seen this before, we don't know what it means."
So, you see, it was actually positive that he passed.
We're going for an airplane ride in a couple of weeks to scatter their ashes. If you think an Irish wake is something, you should see a German wake with a Georgian thrown in...
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Oddly, this is not as vaunted a position as it once was. ElvishWizard will be hitting his thousandth any week now, and TheHerald, perhaps any HOUR now. Seems like only a few months ago that hitting a thousand got you on the first page of most prolific posters. Ah well.
Hey man... don't say that... I mean, you gotta give me my few seconds of fame as well...
Normally, I'm very much against the celebration of big, round numbers. There are far more important things that are big and round to celebrate. In the binary system, this number would be 1111101000, which doesn't really look that special. From a mathematician's point of view, a prime number is interesting while a number that has a lot of zeroes in it isn't.
But why celebrate birthdays at all then?
Well, we humans have an estethic sense. We have an eye for regularity, harmonic proportions, clean lines, and - beautiful numbers, or rather, beautiful representations of numbers. To give special significance to a number, maybe a date in the calendar, is our way of dividing the concrete representations of the abstract notions of quantity and time, in an estethically pleasing way. We might say that nature loves regularity, but that is to fool ourselves, because it doesn't. Nature loves chaotic patterns, with small building blocks and complex interactions, leading to unexpected results.
What I'm trying to say is, don't pay attention to the milestones. The only way to properly measure your achievement is to look at the whole, all at once.
... and that concludes my post #1000.
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Nice 1000th post EW! Congrats!
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Congratulations Elvish_Wizard!
What I lacked in elegant writing, I tried to make up for in adding a colored/altered drawing to my "M" post.
..and I try to have substance in most of my posts.
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Strider! Yo!
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Strider! Yo!
Yo!!
BOOYAKA!!! 1000 POSTS BABY!!!!
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Welcome to the Centennial Club! Does this mean you can make bigger sprites now?
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I think Heraldo means MILLENNIAL Club, Strider -- though I share his wish!
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Ooops, what he said. (I KNEW there was something bothering me about that choice of word).
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Congrats Strider!
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Thanks guys!
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Does this mean you can make bigger sprites now?
Hmmm, Higher Res sprites? I've done a few of those. I'll try to do more. Though the only reason I did Nadine in low res is because MUGEN only uses low res sprites. And Nadine's original design was for MUGEN (Though she been put on the back-burner until I get my webcomic going).
Thanks again guys.
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Well done Strider!
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Yay, 1000! Someone check the numbers, something is amiss... I didnt realize this was the post for it. Whoops.
*glares at Sadistyk who "nagged" her to make a new thread.
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And may your threads be long and prosperous.
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Too late for that blessing, I've have 3(count them THREE!) threads that went over a page. I dont know what happened!
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Too late for that blessing, I've have 3(count them THREE!) threads that went over a page. I dont know what happened!
I'm not sure it counts if half of the posts are your own. At least you're not accidentally quoting yourself like I did.
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(Psst! Zorro! In case you're interested ... )
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M(squared)!
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Congrats on 2000
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Congrats on the 2K Jessica!
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Hey, Zorro, if you're out there -- congratulations!
And RX is at 2M -- ye gods, they let ANYONE up there ...
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Congratulations, RX! It's amazing what young ladies will do when they're no longer under the close scrutiny of their parents.
Points up to previous post by RandomX, where she reached 1000 posts on 9/29/03. Now she has 2000 posts on 10/27/03!
..and Zorro! Congrats to you, too! Welcome to the "M" Club!
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hey .. congrats RX !!!!
-Munch "my only webcomic fan ... " Wolf
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Munch, you got a webcomic?
Care to share a link?
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but if I did that ... then I wouldn't have only one fan now would I ????
-Munch "I mean .. what webcomic? there's no webcomic ... nope ... none ... not even on keenspace with my name as the domain .. nope nope nope ... " Wolf
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M(squared)!
Hate to be the wise guy here, but isn't 1,0002 = 1,000,000 ?
This message brought to you by your local physics major.
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but if I did that ... then I wouldn't have only one fan now would I ????
-Munch "I mean .. what webcomic? there's no webcomic ... nope ... none ... not even on keenspace with my name as the domain .. nope nope nope ... " Wolf
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
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Congrats on the milestones.
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Hate to be the wise guy here, but isn't 1,000 2 = 1,000,000 ?
This message brought to you by your local physics major.
Yes
This message brought to you by your local physics minor.
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Phuck Fysics
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LOL
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It sounded a lot better than M*2 or something.
Random"I'm his only fan falalalalalala!"X
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It sounded a lot better than M*2 or something.
Random"I'm his only fan falalalalalala!"X
What's wrong with MM? Mmmmm....
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Random"I'm his only fan falalalalalala!"X
I showed it to Sadistyk ... now there's two of you ...
-Munch "MG hasn't even looked at it yet" Wolf
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I showed it to Sadistyk ... now there's two of you ...
Yep, were multiplying the fan base by leaps and bounds...now up to....TWO!
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Zorro passed this up, but maybe PregNut will be interested ...
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Grats to Preg in advance...as he's at 999 now.
And yes Munch, by adding Sadistyk in, you've DOUBLED readers! I'm so proud of you!
RandomX(Just remember me as your first fan when you become rich and famous!)
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Thanx, Jess!
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Seeing how it is now that PregNut has finally gotten over 1,000 posts, all I have to say is "About f**king time!"
Just kidding Preg, congrats on the first of many thousands.
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Just wanted to point out that McKormick has just reached the 1,000 post mark. In just 2 months. Watch out all you competitors, he's sneaking up on the outside!
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What do people who speak latin yell when they play golf?
Answer: IV
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"Ihhhhhv!" Hmmm ...
Just giving a shout out to sheber in honor of his hitting MMM ...
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*does the obligatory "Mmm mmm good" thing*
WTG Sheber!
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Huzzah! Well done Sheber.
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I've missed responding earlier to some people who've reached the M mark above, but a late congrats anyway!
..and a triple congrats to Triple M Sheber, who, as I type this, is at 2999. WoW!, I'm early for a change!
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Congrats Sheber!
(Am I early too?)
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No, you were right about on time, Styk, but now you're approaching a new M: being a thousand posts ahead of MunchWolf. He in turn may soon be a thousand posts of Goldeneye, who's been offline lately.
Just goes to show that Styk and Munch are in a class all their own ...
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Also, homevintner has passed 2000 -- which is wild, because it seems like only yesterday he was lower than I am. He must have a real fire in his belly these days.
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Must have been the chile. That, or the Italian sausage. Seriously, I just seemed to be on a roll lately. Normally my posting runs in streaks. I might not chime in for a week or more, and then go nutso on it for the next several days. I don't think I've even had a chance to look at the general discussion forum since about thursday.
I realy expected HM80 to be here before me. Did he just drop off the face of the planet, or did I miss something?
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He's been AWOL for almost a week now. Guess the Anekee forum is keeping him occupied again.
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He's been AWOL for almost a week now. Guess the Anekee forum is keeping him occupied again.
Nope, he wasn`t there as well. I am starting to get frightened something might have happened to him....
--BSLFE
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Hmmm....I'll email him in a little while and see if he replies.
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I have a friend like him. He'll go off the deep end for about a week and then return like nothing happened. It does make it kind of hard to schedule around that however.
Thanks for the congrats, gentlemen!
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Its nice to know people notice when you are gone
Hope he's ok.
RandomX(I wonder if anyone would notice if I was...)
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I still haven't heard back from him. Maybe RL is keeping him away.
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It's official (as on this one fleeting moment anyway, there are always fluctuations). With 5530 to 4527, Sadistyk is still just barely over a thousand posts ahead of MunchWolf, by a margin of 1003, and at 4527 to 3527 MunchWolf is EXACTLY 1000 posts ahead of Goldeneye, who hopefully will report back in before much longer. The top two, being at least a thousand posts removed from anyone else, are truly in their own class.
As for RandomX, she now seems to be only 29 posts away from being directly underneath Zasha -- that is, if that is where she would like to wind up.
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I'm not one to complain...
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Me, either. In fact, I can't wait to see it.
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Me, either. In fact, I can't wait to see it.
That makes *cough* two of us.
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(Psst! Don't look now, but she's made it!)
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I did?
Eek! I'm sorry Zasha! Didnt mean to semi-dethrone you as highest posting female *Frown* hurry up and reclaim your title!
Edit- *rechecks* Look! That was quick! Hurray!
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Congrats to Palomine for breaking the 3k mark.
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Congrats Palomine!
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As appropriate to a 3K mark, I third (as compared to second) the motion to congratulate Palomine.
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I'd 4th it, but thats not as original as Druul. WTG Palomine!
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Mmm...3000 posts!
Preg(Just threw in a Simpsons reference for you.)Nut
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I've heard that if you manage to get to the point where half of all posts on the board are yours you get to keep it.
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Don't encourage Sadistyk.
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Oooh! The thread or the whole forum?
*post post post*
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Don't encourage Sadistyk.
It's mine! Mine I say!
*licks the forum*
Still want it?
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Eww, Sadistyk spit!
Here. Take it. Leavemealone!
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Mmmm Wrestler saliva! *puts on gloves and runs with it*
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<---Wrestler tongue of doom!
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Mmmm wrestler tongue! *takes THAT and runs off with it to feed to a undernourished family*
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*tries to talk without a tongue*
Bhwing tht bck! <---tongueless face
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Train a parrot to do it for you! If they can do it in Pirates of the Carribean...
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"Sadistyk wanna cracker"
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Who's Sadistyc? Never heard of him.
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What, you think parrots can spell?
Home"need more caffine"vintner
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I saw that edit! CHEATER!
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I don't deny I edited it. I admit and correct my mistakes. I've had lots of practice over the years.
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I have a friend like him. He'll go off the deep end for about a week and then return like nothing happened. It does make it kind of hard to schedule around that however.
That is (sadly) sometimes true.
But Hell, I finally broke 2000 a few posts back.
Heavy "Thanks Munch...got me doing the tag line shit too!" Metal
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Congrats on the 2K HM80!
And would you believe this thread is now on page 3?!?!
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Congrats on the 2K HM80!
And would you believe this thread is now on page 3?!?!
Thanks and well, no, but Hell let's keep it going!!
Heavy "Fuck it, it's fun" Metal
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Speaking of 2K, an early congrats goes out to Elvish Wizard for his impending 2,000th post.
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Wow Druul, you are the official watcher of the posts around here! Great job!
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Grats EW. And Druul doesnt have anything better to do than watch us and our post counts
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Wow... you actually thought of this before I even noticed...
You know, it was only February this year I went from being an occasional lurker to joining the board, mostly to answer a few questions about my stories and the Johanna pics I had posted in the UG... anyway, I sure feel like a full member of the forum nowadays.
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Yeah, I ALMOST set a record for the most amount of new posts in a relatively short period of time.
Hell, you know you are part of the community when no matter how many times people say you are annoying (which, sorry guys, yes I am) they say things like this after you disappear:
Where the @#%?! is HM80!?
Heavy "The guy you hate to love" Metal
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Maybe because you average like forty posts a day when you're around?
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Maybe because you average like forty posts a day when you're around?
Well, I gotta give you guys something to read!
Heavy "did you get your junk mail today?" Metal
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That's not true, RX, I DO have something else to do -- namely, I've posted 69 Addventure episodes so far this month ...
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Which is now giving ME something to do...
And commenting on that ups my post count!
Woohoo, I get it both ways!
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Woohoo, I get it both ways!
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Woohoo, I get it both ways!
No.....comment.
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Heavy "yeah...what Sadistyk said" Metal
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Hey, Styk (and anyone else), be nice to Max, he's a valued customer. For that matter, he's a valued manga contributor. For that matter, he's just plain valued.
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Just saw your new Xmas avatar, Styk. Happy holidays yourself ... unfortunately, no f***ing on my immediate horizon.
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Yeah, I ALMOST set a record for the most amount of new posts in a relatively short period of time.
Hell, you know you are part of the community when no matter how many times people say you are annoying (which, sorry guys, yes I am) they say things like this after you disappear:
Where the @#%?! is HM80!?
Heavy "The guy you hate to love" Metal
For the record, I never asked....
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For the record, I never asked....
OK..."the guy you love to HATE."
Heavy "sorry, always get that confused!" Metal
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Love to hate? Yeah, that sounds almost exactly how we all feel about you. If it werent for you, who would we plan on killing?
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Love to hate? Yeah, that sounds almost exactly how we all feel about you. If it werent for you, who would we plan on killing?
!?!
Heavy "..." Metal
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Looks like HM80 better start **83** with one eye open.
Sadis"Exit light, enter night"tyk
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Looks like HM80 better start **83** with one eye open.
Sadis"Exit light, enter night"tyk
"Taaaaaaaake my haaaaaaaaand......."
Heavy "We're off to Heavy Metal Land!" Metal
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Congrats to RX on her impending 3K -- perhaps even before the New Year 2004, who knows?
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I'll have it in 4 posts...should I pull a Munch and lurk for a week before I hit it? (or after I do?)
Thank you!
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Congrats again to our sixth most prolific BEA Forum poster to date. But remember --
BEWARE THE GIANT BELLY OF THE GOLDEN WOLF! (Oogah-boogah!)
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It scares me mommy *hides from it*
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Congrats on the 3K RX!
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BEWARE THE GIANT BELLY OF THE GOLDEN WOLF!
Gotta pic?
Grats, RX!
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BEWARE THE GIANT BELLY OF THE GOLDEN WOLF!
Gotta pic?
How'd I know that you'd be the one to say that.
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How'd I know that you'd be the one to say that.
Beats me.
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Beats me.
Nah....I'll let the Panthers take care of that....
oh wait, erm....nevermind.
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Hey, both X and me are "Z cups" now...
Z...Z...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Heavy "zzzzzzzzzzzzz" Metal
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Hey, both X and me are "Z cups" now...
Z...Z...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Heavy "zzzzzzzzzzzzz" Metal
What the fuck? VanessaMetal? Huh?
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What the fuck? VanessaMetal? Huh?
New year, new look I guess.
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Hmm, another forty or so posts and Vanessa (?????) will be listed right next to RX, the new [censored] a team at last.
Oh, and Styk is about to hit 6K ... y'know, maybe I should just hold back my enthusiasm till 10,000 ...
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By the way: Metal, your models are fine, but you may want to pose with a facial expression a little less like John Cleese getting ready to take a butcher knife to restaurant customers who dare to mention a dirty fork.
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By the way: Metal, your models are fine, but you may want to pose with a facial expression a little less like John Cleese getting ready to take a butcher knife to restaurant customers who dare to mention a dirty fork.
Hahaha!
I'll see what I can do.
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Oh, and Styk is about to hit 6K ... y'know, maybe I should just hold back my enthusiasm till 10,000 ...
Aw...now enthusiasm till 10K? Come on...that'll be 6K in under a year. That's big, that's ground breaking, that's a lot of spam.
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6000 posts? MMM-MMM good!
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Yeah, but you'll notice he's "pulling a Munch," holding right at 5999 while Munch eventually reaches 5000 ... or maybe 4800 ... or maybe 4750 ... well, whatver ...
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All I know is, 6 more posts and I'll be right next to Random X!
Heavy "FINALLY, my love, we shall be together at last!" Metal
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Yeah, but right now you're still on top of Zasha, guy. I'd setlle for being underneath Zasha, if I had any of homevintner's ambitiousness ...
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Yeah, but right now you're still on top of Zasha, guy. I'd setlle for being underneath Zasha, if I had any of homevintner's ambitiousness ...
I'm underneath Random X, and on top of Zasha...
Heavy "stuck in the middle...Babe Sandwich!" Metal
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I DID IT!!!
Together at long last! Hey X!
Heavy "that didn't take so long, now did it?" Metal
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"That didn't take so long, now did it?"
A little quick on the draw there HM?
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"That didn't take so long, now did it?"
A little quick on the draw there HM?
Well a quickie here and there can be ideal when you don't have time for "all the fun stuff!"
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Yeah, but you'll notice he's "pulling a Munch," holding right at 5999 while Munch eventually reaches 5000 ... or maybe 4800 ... or maybe 4750 ... well, whatver ...
Ah fuck it...here's number 6,000.
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Yeah, but you'll notice he's "pulling a Munch," holding right at 5999 while Munch eventually reaches 5000 ... or maybe 4800 ... or maybe 4750 ... well, whatver ...
Ah fuck it...here's number 6,000.
Spoken like a TRUE Champion!
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Eh, I didn't really plan on stopping at 5999. It's just where I ended after I read all the new posts.
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6k and counting. Well done.
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Thanks.
I wonder if I can get to 10K before March 8. 10K in one full year....it's possible.
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Hey, if you hit 7320 before March 8, that'll be an average of 20 posts per day. Not too shabby -- especially when you factor in your hiatus. And if you hit 8784, that'll average out to one post for every hour. (Yes, I'm taking February 29 into consideration.)
Meanwhile, it strikes me as odd that JizzTits and Chestnuts are both approaching 2K. Jizz and 'Nuts coming together -- who'da thunk it?
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I dont wanna be next to HM. Could someone reset my post count please?
Grats on 6k Sadistyk. (You should have heard him whining on yahoo about lurking. He was in agony)
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Grats on 6k Sadistyk. (You should have heard him whining on yahoo about lurking. He was in agony)
It was your idea!
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I dont wanna be next to HM. Could someone reset my post count please?
So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
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Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
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Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
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Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
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LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
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Umm ... excuse, O exuberant ones, but I'm going to hijack my own thread long enough to belatedly wish Chestnuts a happy 2k as of his 2002th post, and an early congrats to JizzTits, who can hit 2k any day -- or any hour now. As I've said before: 'Nuts and Jizz coming almost simultaneously -- I think there's an inherent biology lesson there for us all.
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Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
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Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
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Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
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Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
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Do you suppose we'll create a Black Hole, as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
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Do you suppose we'll create a Black Hole, as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
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Do you suppose we'll create a Black Hole, as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
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Do you suppose we'll create a Black Hole, as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
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Do you suppose we'll create a Black Hole, as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
That's ok. It's all in good fun, right?
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
That's ok. It's all in good fun, right?
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
That's ok. It's all in good fun, right?
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
That's ok. It's all in good fun, right?
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
That's ok. It's all in good fun, right?
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Anyone keeping count of the quotes there?
20...I think...
Heavy "damn this shit is hard to read!" Metal
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Heavy "that one always gets me!" Metal
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Evidently, BEA stands for Boredom Easily Amused.
For the record, I am proud to have (almost) not been a party to any of this.
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Evidently, BEA stands for Boredom Easily Amused.
For the record, I am proud to have (almost) not been a party to any of this.
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
That's ok. It's all in good fun, right?
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Anyone keeping count of the quotes there?
20...I think...
Heavy "damn this shit is hard to read!" Metal
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
That's ok. It's all in good fun, right?
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Anyone keeping count of the quotes there?
20...I think...
Heavy "damn this shit is hard to read!" Metal
LMFAO!!!
Heavy "that one always gets me!" Metal
*poink* (or *poink*)<-- Apparently,
this is what a 'Flooey' looks like! (it happened to X's "Don't want to be under HM" post!)
sheb "No, that is what happens when you don't use UBB (mocktml) and html together." er
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So, you DON'T like being on top? Ok, ok, in about 400 posts or so we can change positions!!
Heavy " " Metal
Ahem...
LOL!
Dude, seriously, that should be your avatar now!!
Andf HERE it IS!!!
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what a quadruple quote looked like.
Almost as long as this, but not quite.
Just a little bit longer now!
Hey, this is fun
-Munch "What's the longest embedded quote we can make before we break the forum?" Wolf
Not sure, but worth a try.
Oh, and congrats to Jizz and Chestnuts!
I like how the center quote keeps getting narrower and narrower ... I give it two or three more posts before flooey ...
-Munch "Yes .. 'Flooey' is a scientific term" Wolf
sheb "I want to see a flooey" er
Do you think we will create a Black Hole as it gets infinitely smaller and more dense?
Elmer"An Internet Black Hole, Cool!"Fudd
And narrower...and narrower...
Uh oh...
GOD DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF QUOTES!!!!
I didn't see Captain Obvious come in. When did he get here?
He's BEEN here!
HM, that was um....pointless. But considering I'm joining in the stupidity, I have no right to talk.
That's ok. It's all in good fun, right?
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Heavy "damn this shit is hard to read!" Metal
LMFAO!!!
Heavy "that one always gets me!" Metal
*poink* (or <font size="-7">*poink*</font>)<-- Apparently,
this is what a 'Flooey' looks like! (it happened to X's "Don't want to be under HM" post!)
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Hamster Invasion!
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Everybody, Hamster Dance!!!
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Having rested my case -- and no, this is named for the Roman numeral for one thousand -- I get to steal back my own thread (however fleetingly and invisibly) to celebrate my very own 2K!
I LIKE having two big ones -- and so does my avatar!
(Psst! Am I an L Cup yet?)
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I LIKE having two big ones -- and so does my avatar!
(Psst! Am I an L Cup yet?)
Congrats!!
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Congratulations on 2k Druul! And thank god we quit the quoting, it was getting really carried away...
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Yeah, what she said!
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Yeah, what she said!
Okay...seriously though, congrats on the 2K!
Yeah, what you guys said!
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Congrats! Myself? I'm just trying to retake the third spot.
It all makes very little difference anyway, my post count will get nuked again and I'll have to start all over.....
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It all makes very little difference anyway, my post count will get nuked again and I'll have to start all over.....
I know the feeling. I'm trying to get on top on random X at the moment!
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Wait a minute -- our post counts can get NUKED?
I demand an SDI program -- one that WORKS this time --
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eh .. sheb is just an old timer whose bitter about the whole reset like three years ago ... ... actually .. a rest would give me a chance to take back first place ... reset reset !!!!!!!!!!
-Munch "jedi mind tricks" Wolf
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I prefer to think of it as being really talkative, that's all.
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Yeah, what she said!
Okay...seriously though, congrats on the 2K!
Yeah, what you guys said!
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I'm gone for 4 days and all hell breaks loose.
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Yeah, what she said!
Okay...seriously though, congrats on the 2K!
Yeah, what you guys said!
Heavy "round two?" Metal
I'm gone for 4 days and all hell breaks loose.
Yeah...ain't it fun?
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Let's not and say we didn't.
Why not?
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Heh heh, don't worry, I'll probably go to the demonic look, then Anekee or Vanessa Metal again soon enough!
Damn man, you change your avatars more often than you change your socks. Pick one and let it ride for awhile.
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As of this post, Turbo is ONE POST AWAY from 1,000!
Rafe is next at 992.
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Thanks, Arty, for keeping the M spirit alive!
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I am now at 3001 as of THIS post!!!!
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Ok that was totally uncalled for and unneccesary HM...grats on 3k btw!
Also congratulations to turbo who as of this post has exactly 1000 posts! (and an advance wtg to Rafe who has 6 to go)
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Heh heh!
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albeit temporarily
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sheb "You can take the knife out of my back now" er
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*takes it out, washes it off and puts it back in her back where it belongs*
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*Breaks out the bacitracin and bandages*
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*pulls knife out of back. Onlooker watch in awe as the wound closes itself*
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I hear salt is the best for open wounds!
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Well, I DO expect them to know how to take a joke as well.
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I'm more of a quality over quantity man myself.
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When it comes to women, I agree with you.
But in this forum, quality posts would be few in number and we wouldn't have anything cool to read!
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Ooh, we're getting a good deal according to the Sheber-statistics '04 guide!
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Almost have 3500...
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3500!!!
I made it!!!!
YES!!!!
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Great! I'm now a ZZZ Cup!
So now I can...zzz....zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...
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Yes. I totaly agree. I can see where you're coming from. I couldn't agree more. 10-4. That's a fact Jack. Affirmative. (Anyone see a patern forming here?)
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While I'm waiting for Boobwatch's 1000 or Munch's 5000, a semi-pertinent note: right now it takes 1650 posts to beat BillN onto the bottom of the first page of the user list. Yet Styk is himself at least 1650posts ahead of Munch. Technically, Styk could have his own page. This confirms that he's in a class of his own, which should come as no great surprise.
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Heh. Clever nickname for him. It sure beats Sadi....
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There's Dip Styk
and f@#$ Styk
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There's Dip Styk
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Cute...very cute.
Sadi"Want to see my f@#$ "styk
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You know, that set of characters - f @ # $ - gets read by the Forum software as an e-mail address....
"Sends mail to F @ #$"
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(No thank you, I don't want to see 'Styk's styk.)
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Munch is now less than twenty posts -- and hence two days? -- from 5000 ...
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-Munch "good thing MG is asleep so I can sneak onto hers" Wolf
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-Munch "Oh dang .. umm .. 5" Wolf
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-Munch "And now ... time to go .. see ya all in a month" Wolf
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Yeehah! The veteran quipster achieves a new milestone (any second now, perhaps Moon Goddess permitting). Advance congrats, Edvard.
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Belated congratulations Munch!
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And so begins the countdown to RandomX's 4K.
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*badum-ching*
Sorry RX, just stating the obvious.
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rtpoe will be hitting 2K any day now. *Druul cues the Mars movement from Holst's Nine Planets Symphony*
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Many thanks, Jet -- and with rtpoe now at 1998, the aforementioned Mars movement may as well go ahead and play. Congratulations, Arty!
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OK, here it is....
POST # 2000!
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Congrats on the 2K!
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Awright, RandomX will be hitting 4K before much longer. (And RX, sweet one, quit worrying -- just keep posting and you and Metal will be up beyond the Golden Wolf any month now, leaving the GW to digest a mysterious snack called "Sheber sherbet" in his belly.)
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14 posts to go...watch me take forever for use them!
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*begins watching* Grrrr, this is gonna take forever....nyuck, nyuck, nuck. *runs away*
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I'm impressed, RandomX is showing real discipline. (Just thought I'd say that for anyone who considers "RandomX" and "discipline" in the same sentence to be a serious turn-on.)
Styk is coming up on 7K and Metal is coming up on 4K, but for whatever it's worth I'd like to see RX hit 4K ...
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Styk is coming up on 7K and Metal is coming up on 4K, but for whatever it's worth I'd like to see RX hit 4K ...
I am also eagerly awaiting RX's 4K. Not for the fact that it'll be her 4,000 post, but just to know she's still around. I've been trying to contact her throughout the week to no avail.
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Not me.
Oh, and this is post #7,000. Booya!
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Grats on 7k!
Here's 4k...meh. My request for a post count reset still stands...
Sorry for being MIA so much lately...I've been busy and tired and just havent had the chance to catch up on all the posts...
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Congrats on the long awaited 4k, and welcome back. The place just isn't the same with out you.
Oh, and thanks for that talk the other day...you are a good luck charm.
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Oh, and I admit this isn't really an M notice, but since this thread involves User List rankings -- I am now (for the moment, jaytas willing) directly underneath Zasha. To quote one of her own expressions: he he!
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A new sort of M approaches -- Styk will soon be 2000 ahead of Munch, which of course will make him at least 2000 ahead of everyone else ...
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You're already there, Styk.
I may be busy this weekend, so in case I miss it -- congratulations to the ever-enthusiastic Goldeneye on making 4000 posts!
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Goldeneye just hit 4000 -- may he awake someday between Famke Janssen's thighs!
Also, as a whole other M, Bambi's thread has over 1000 posts and is already abouth 1/14th the length of the Vixen megathread. Plus, Bam is now oficially an F cup (in BEA Forum post rankings). Yeehah!
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Congrats to Goldeneye!
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Also anticipating sheber's 4K. (But so long as Goldeneye stays ahead of him, the Golden Wolf may someday return.)
And with this post I am now on top of Zasha. To quote the Z-Woman: he he!
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Two years and two days is still very respectable, sheb.
As of this posting, ElmerFudd is at post 996. *Druul starts playing Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries and passes around sheet music reading "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the WABbit ... "*
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Thanks, and thats 4k+ since the last crash...
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New vigils:
Goober's 3K
Blax' 2K
Boobwatch's 1K
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And there was much rejoincing!
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Yay. *waves a little flag*
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Now that he's at 1998 posts, I'll just sound an anticipatory BRAVISSIMO! for Blax12, he of the really beautiful models and the amusingly shy voice.
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Welcoming DrHyde to the 1,000 club!
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Wow, thanks. I had no idea what this thread was about. I never bothered to look at it. I thought it was about the letter "M" or something. Glad to be apart of the 1,000 club.
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Vigil begins for:
Palomine's 4K
Homevintner's 3K
Goober's 3K (even more seriously than before, especially now that he has become "verbose")
Congratulations, DrHyde! Your 1K should soon be matched by none less than the great BoobwatchOne!
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Now we all wait for the next M to drop. Who will it be, oh who will it be.
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Grats Dr. Hyde! Now will you bring back your cleavage girl? *bats her eyes*
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Do I make an impression or what?
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Looks like I'm a member now. I hit 1000 this morning...and unleased my next avatar.
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As they say on my home planet, Carl: Zambakada! (That's "good," by the way.) What are the origins of that avatar, anyway?
Change "Fear me" to "Feel her" and you've got a deal ...
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This is. Its something I found on Joggs once...
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BoobwatchOne is coming up right behind Carl and DrHyde. All he has to do is post his usual weekly update any day now and boom, M.
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I'm getting close to 1000 !
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MY 1000th POST !!! STRIKE UP THE BAND !! HOORAY FOR ME !! I"M GREAT !! ok , i'll shut up now and not bother people for a little while .
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Congrats Solvegas!
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I'm finally back -- congratulations to the man named for the Sun and the City of Fun!
Can't wait for Boobwatch, and Catch is closing in ...
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All hail Boobwatch One, who has earned his M the oldfashioned way: through steady, thorough, reliable public service!
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Max throws a whole bunch of round ice pellets on Boobwatch One! Kudos, my man!
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Congrats BW1!
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Well done and thanks BW1!
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Catch is just two away from his third M ...
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In addition to the Catch watch, I also predict that the General Discussion will hit 100,000 posts before 8 PM tonight.
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I was right: 7:07, to be precise. G'night.
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Congratulations on Catch's third M!
A personal note: when I first showed up here in March 2003, Styk had only been here a couple of weeks and not even MunchWolf had accumulated 2000. Now, it takes about 1800 posts just to shoulder your way past St Stephan and TheZookie007 onto the bottom of the top page, and I am now the leader of the 2000s pack. How did THAT happen? (It cerrtainly seems unfair to be denied some friendly competition with Zasha. ) Anyhow, it's been a heckuva ride, and I'll be interested to see another year or so of it.
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What, is it that late already?
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Didn't anyone tell you that the forum spontaneously resets itself?
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Belated bravo to Catch.
Sadi"Playing catch-up"styk
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Welcome to the club, Catch.
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The next M: the jaded cool of Dusk, or the bubbly exuberance of D&J?
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DickandJane should be hitting the big M any hour now. I wonder though: in their case, does M stand for a thousand posts, or a thousand orgasms as well?
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Advice to Bambi did the trick! Happy M, D&J?
The next M: the jaded cool of Dusk, or the bubbly exuberance of Vixen?
(I may be seeing a pattern here ... )
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(Belated) Congrats on the first 1,000 D&J!
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You know , Vixen went over 1000 posts recently but she didn't blow her horn on this thread , so I'll do it for her ( maybe she could my horn .... Me bad ! impure thoughts again ! Shame on me ! ).
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Congrats to Vix and to D&J.
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Thanx, Sol (may I call you Sol?), belated congrats to Vix!
Sheber should hit his fifth M any day now.
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-Munch "He's now less than 1000 away" Wolf
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Damn. You guys caught me.
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Congrats on the Big 5 M's, Sheber !
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Well done, Sheber.
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Thanks!
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Happy (belated) second M to Juggernaut, the Chrysler Mercedes of posters!
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Thanks Druul! I can't believe it took me that long to reach 2K!
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Congrats you to Juggernaut!
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On the subject of a whole other kind of M, I'm wondering if a forum thread of mine is going to get 1,000 views without any replies. It's already at 963.
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Nah, I prefer to live dangerously and see how it does on its own.
New Ms to look for:
D_U_S_K: just two away.
BillN: hopping and flouncing his way to 2M.
Styk: now that he's back, closing in on 8M.
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Umm ... look to your immediate left, Bill. I guess "jumping" might be better than "hopping" -- but there is definitely "flouncing," thank goodness.
My SuperSize Her post under VCR alerts -- basically a movie notice, but intended in the same way as my nicely received Monsieur Ibrahim: Sylvie post -- has just hit 1,015 views and zero replies. Now I feel some kinship with Blax ...
All right -- drum roll, Anton, on to the real news:
A big Hurrah goes out to D_U_S_K, the Anais Ninja of the BEA, who has just posted her critique of The Man Show. Jello AND trampolines? She's got me all intrigued now ...
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Congratulations there, Bill!
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Congrats BillN and D_U_S_K!
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Thanks. I don't really keep up with the number of posts that I have. Size doesn't matter you know.
(You see how stupid that sounds, girls?)
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Styk may be hitting it any hour now ...
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And yet again....BAM!
8,000...
8K...
8 Large...
8M
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You're a hit all right, Styk -- and once again, happy birthday!
Metal is coming up on 5M.
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You're a hit all right, Styk -- and once again, happy birthday!
Metal is coming up on 5M.
Also, the Vixen megathread should be hitting its hundredth page soon, representing five thousand posts ...
And yet again, those are two M's I'm closely watching.
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At 4,999 replies plus the original post, Vix has just hit 100 full pages of 5,000 posts in total.
All we need is to sextuple the views and it really WILL be a megathread ...
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A thousand pardons (appropriately enough) and belated congrats to the ever-colorful and frequently cheerful whink, who is already well past his first M.
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Ha! Our Bambi Blaze is swiftly approaching her first M.
Maybe I'll start calling her BaM to honor the occasion.
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GoCubsGo is 24 posts away from his first M....
rtpoe
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I noticed GoCubs, Arty, but BaM sort of grabbed my attention; besides, GoCubs is sitting still right now.
Munch is approaching his sixth M.
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This is a non-M milestone, technically off-topic. But I just knocked St-St off the first page of top posters.
I never used to even care how many posts I had, until I noticed that I was close to the top of the second page of top posters. Then I thought, "getting onto the first page is a good meaningless milestone."
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Another approaching M. This very thread. Here's the start of Page 9. Only 600 more posts to go.
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Styk: thanks -- though the going has been so steady and gradual, I may not even be still aound when M finally hits M.
FCup: I know the feeling. It's wild, keeping track of tndvrs and TheZookie007 and St Stephan and that gang.
In spite of a long absence, Goldeneye may actually now beat Metal to his fifth M -- and I'm not too far from my third, either. GoCubsGo got mentioned earlier, but I think he too could get easily overtaken. What can I say, it's competitive.
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Just a note...Munch is awfully close to his 6th M.
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And to finish that thought, grats to Munch for 6K+!
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Thanks
-Munch "I forgot to disappear, so no one noticed" Wolf
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Someone is using my name????
What for..??? I didn't do anything........
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Now that I know what I have to do,
I shall post a little more then, just to keep ahead of you
But I don't like it, post hunter!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Since the usual well-wishers are all gone, it's up to me to say gratz to Gilroy for 1000! (And all in the last two weeks! )
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Hey, thanks!
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You know, these antics remind me of Sadistyk and HeavyMetal....
Alright, which one of you is which?
sheb "I kinda miss the little "aim-a-flameTM" er
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Poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot
Whink
Pthbbt!
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Hey, I made 2M. But that won't make you a real man...
you have to smoke the same cigarettes as me and I gave up smoking for 2004...
I can't WAIT until 2005 to start again!!
this has been one long nic fit!
Cheers! and Poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot Gilroy
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No!
Shh!
It is forbidden to say someone's name in this thread unless it is M-related.
So, for a second time, to rerail this, congrats!
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The Public Library Sex Police try to keep me away while my PC is junk and this is what happens!
GizmoWidget is approaching his first M.
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And for that matter, I'm approaching my third!
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Till then ...
Belated congrats to Palomine's 5000!
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Despite the fact that it hasn't actually happened, I'd just like to say...
Dev!
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And a big howdy to Tenebrae on his third M.
Man, but being locked out like this sucks ...
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Nonetheless, I can still sneak in and manage to belatedly congratulate Goldeneye on his sixth M!
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I see that Miss Chievous is closing in rapidly on her first M!
(sings to the tune of "Speed Racer":
Go Miss Chievous,
Go Miss Chievous,
Go Miss Chievous, go!)
rtpoe
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Happy 1000 to Chronic!
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*looks around*
Might as well point out that Mr. Spinning Diamond *i.e Cutter* has made the 1000 posts mark
*goes to blow his trumpet triumphantly but produces no noise*
G_I "*can't play the trumpet*." _John
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Two thousand pardons apiece to St Stephan and TheZookie007, both men of great taste, for making 2M -- and congratulations in advance to Gilroy and Carl, for currently closing in on 2M.
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*points at Zulluh*
(Cat-Man beat me to a milestone...)
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Name_Withheld is closing in on his 3rd M.
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Thank you, thank you very much...
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Thank you for noticing, D_Latt, everyone's favorite Monkey!
This gratuitous post brings me one closer.
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1 M for The Warlock.
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3000!
Cha Ching.
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(Whink, generally it's polite to wait 'til OTHER people wish you a happy M-day. )
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Speaking of which:
A happy 3M to rtpoe, and 6M to Palomine.
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Why, thank you, Druul.
Purely by coincidence, this is my Post #3000!
rtpoe
(what do I win?)
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rtpoe inquired...
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(what do I win?)
The disdain of the naysayers, the reviling of your peers, the total disgust of the cynics of this world.
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rtpoe inquired...Quote:
(what do I win?)
The disdain of the naysayers, the reviling of your peers, the total disgust of the cynics of this world.
I was hoping for a copy of the home game...
rtpoe
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AZWolf reaches his first M!
G_I "Did everyone know this, am I too late?." _John
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Haven't really been paying attention. That, and I haven't really been here much since getting back from Laos. Anyways, congrats to AZWolf on his first M. May there be many more M's in his future.
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IowaGuy!
1 M!
Him do!
Ability to form long sentances diminishing!
G_I "I'm cured ." _John
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Congrats to IowaGuy!
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Congrats to F_Cup_Fitzgerald for hitting 3M!
Sadi"And many more!"styk
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< elvis >Thankya, thankyaveramuch.< /elvis > And I'll have you know that a full twenty out of the 3000 were well thought-out replies, rather than just the first smart-ass comment that popped into my head.
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And the end of the year is heralded by... TheHerald!
(Congrats!)
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Thanks!
I roughly calculated how "quickly" I've been posting (which isn't saying much). It took me 1 year and 6 months to get the first M, 1 year and less than 4 months to get the second M. I also noticed that Munch"*"Wolf and I registered just a few days apart and <WoW>! what a difference in post count since then!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some M&M's to eat in celebration.
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Congrats!
Sadi"I wonder if I'll hit 10M before the second anniversary of me joining this place?"styk
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Munch is about to hit his *seventh* "M"--and when this page began he wasn't up to six "M's" yet. The man works fast.
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The countdown is on. As of this post, he has 6 to go.
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What? I thought he was waiting for me to catch up!
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What? I thought he was waiting for me to catch up!
Now you see, this brings up a very good point. Sadistyk, MW and yourself are all supposed to wait for me to catch up.
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Dude .. I'm posting as slow as I can ...
-Munch "3 to go" Wolf
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Dude .. I'm posting as slow as I can ...
And *I* appreciate it, bro, but I can't post fast enough to catch up at this rate!!
(3427 to go...)
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3427 to go...)
Yah dude, and only 6,996 GOOD posts until you catch up to Munchwolf in both spirit and substance...
Boomshanka
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Gee, would that count as another flame? Wow, that's 691 flames from Scarface182!! Just "blink" and it'll be 692!
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Go play on the freeway Whanky
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Gentlemen, I'll kindly ask you both to not bicker on this thread. This happens to be one of my favorites and I would really appreciate it if it didn't get locked because of personal grudges.
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No Problem, bro.
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Done...
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Much obliged, Styk and the two parties -- and might I add, a happy (belated) 7M to Munch!
Quite a few are closing in on their first M ...
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Much obliged, Styk and the two parties -- and might I add, a happy (belated) 7M to Munch!
Quite a few are closing in on their first M ...
Let me also give a very well deservied congrats to Munch for hitting 7k.
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Boomshanka
May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman. . . .
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May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman. . . .
Yeah, knock her up, man! LOL (Isn't that what he just said?)
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cough-cough
*motions over to post count*
G_I "Come on guys... someone acknowledge my existance." _John
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Congratulations to G.I.John!!
Way to go! Welcome to the M-club!!
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O.K., who's going to notify him about the M club thread!
Elmer"Did I Say That?, Oops, Nope, No Such Thing, Nevermind"Fudd
Psssst: next meeting usual time Wednesday!
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Congrats to you G.I. John!
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Just an opinion...
But if you actually CELEBRATE your post counts on a bloody internet forum then your life must be sadly devoid of any meaningful achievements...Perhaps you should pour a little energy into that...
But still, congratulations on thousands of posts to a porn forum!!!
You rock!
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O.K., who's going to notify him about the M club thread!
You inadvertently raise an interesting point:
What do we do when someone reaches M-Club status and does not WANT to be a member? Do we suggest they drop out of the BEA and re-enter under a new user name to avoid a post-count of 1000 or greater?
I ask because someone who thinks all this fun and frivolity to be folly might actually be closing in on a thousand posts and accidentally become a member of our club! (God forbid!)
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Oh I'll be there... and I'm bringing some absynthe this time. the 80%/volume stuff too. There's more than one way to go blind!!
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To be honest... that's very true, although if I'm successful in the football match I'm in tonight, you'll be the first to know *thumbs-up*
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You rock!
Even though that's sarcasm, it's nice to hear it once in a while
G_I "*Related to the two short planks* ." _John
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Best of luck with your football match, GI! I hope you slaughter some "_insert opposing team's name here_" ass!!
You rock, bro!!
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The reason we celebrate any passing of 1,000 posts or it's multiple here is that for the longest time(after the crash), only about 7 or 8 people actually had over 1,000 posts. It's our quirky little way of keeping the community feeling in these very forums.
Oh, and it gives Druul something to do when he is REALLY bored.
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Keeping that loving community feeling going, as I approach my 4000th post (ahem) I would be remiss if I did not say
Congratulations!
To Craig Mercer on his
1001st Post
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(F#$%ing Whink...)
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With friends like this...
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Congratulations to Sheber.
(And now the race is on to 8,000...)
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Thanks. Its actually 7689 posts since 6/10/01 (after the forum crash) and doesn't even include the 155 PM's I've sent...
sheb "But who's counting?" er
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<----Poor bastard that's late for everything lately.
Congrats Sheber!
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Just noticed that Pacman is nearing his first M. He has 989 as of this post.
Also, BoobRepli is nearing in on his first M as well, with 973 posts.
Blax12 and JizzTits are each nearing their third M's.
And, not to forget, Strider_Hien is on his way to his second M with a current post count of 1945.
Sadi"Isn't DruulEmpire supposed to keep tabs on this stuff"styk
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(I can't keep up!)
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I would, but the Library Sex Police have been very good at their job lately (until right this minute) ...
Must...distract...Library Sex Police....hmmmm.
It's good to see you pop in again Druul.
As far as me hitting 9M. Probably by Monday.
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I guess the main question on people's minds is "It took this long???", but some of us recall what all you've come through ...
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*tackles Sadistyk to the ground*
Must... stop... Sadistyk... from... destroying... forum
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We'll find out in another 999 posts.
Thanks again guys. Here's to the march to 10M.
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You're sick. Sick I tell ya! Sadist-Sick.
:-p I haven't even mae it to 5K yet and I;ve been here a year longer.
I bow to the master.
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Blax is 9 posts away from his third M. Not sure when it will happen, but I have a feeling it will be soon.
Also, GoCubsGo and Pregnut are well on their way to hitting 2M, passing by Strider_Hien who has been silent as of late.
And any day now, both Pacman and BoobRepli will hit their first M(a truelly monumental mark).
Sadi"Filling in for DruulEmpire while he tries to evade the Library Sex Police"styk
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Styk! (BLAM! BLAM!) Cover me!
(Druul executes an ancient Shatner as Kirk roll across the battlefield.)
Happy (early) 3M to the great Blax, the man with the excellent eyes for ladies and an always beautiful morphing touch -- may all roads lead to him!
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As of this post...1 post to go for Blax12 for him to hit 3M. Any hour now(it's currently evening for him) and he'll 3M and beyond.
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Wasn't it just a couple of minutes ago that Sadistyk had 9000?
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It was three days ago.
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Yeah, that was like a lifetime for a fruitfly!
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Congrats to Blax12 for hitting 3M!
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433 to go...
damnit...
must ...
post ...
faster ...
can't....
keep...
up...
with...
Sadis...
Tyk...
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Psst! My proudly named Bambi Blaze is about to have two really big ones!
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Congrats to Pacman for hitting his first M!
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Everyone's favorite moderator just hit M#7.
Congratulations, Palomine!
Preg(You should celebrate with a bottle of Jack Daniels)Nut
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Hiya Dr. Empire!
Two "big ones" huh??? Baby can I plant them on my chest ????
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Pregnut is too modest to mention it (heeyeah right! ), but he's been sneaking up on the big two grand himself!
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Congrats on the 7M Palomine!
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Congradulations to Pregnut on making it to 2,000!
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[Elvis] Thank you. Thankyouverymuch. [/Elvis]
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Congratulations to all on the recent revelations!
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Congrats on the 2M Pregnut!
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Congrats to BoobRepli on his first M!
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Sadistyk, on missing Pregnut's 2,000 for a while (mentioned in another thread).
That's O.K. I've been stalking him for awhile, that's how I got there first!
Elmer"Who's Online Is A Stalker's Friend! "Fudd
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Yay for Bambi Blaze and her MM!
Now if only MM was her, oh, nevermind...
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Thanks Sadistyk and Gilsie! he,he.....MM's on my chest would be fabulous babies!
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Heh. Melts in your cleavage, not in your hands!
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Just keeping a close watch again...
gOOber is nearing his 4th M with only 11 posts to go as of this posting.
JizzTits is only 6 posts away from hitting 3M.
Also, Strider_Hien is currently at 1953 on the post count. No telling when exactly he'll hit 2M.(I wish he would post here more)
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Congrats to gOOber for hitting 4M!
Sadi"That's a lot of pictures!"styk
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Sadi"That's a lot of pictures!"styk
Thank you. Thank you. This is indeed a great honor. I would like to thank all the little misguided liberals here for making this possible. I could not have done it without you. God bless you and God bless America.
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whoa, i was wondering what the hell this thread titled "M" was about for the longest time...
and i find out i was mentioned here!
so i guess this is my 3,000th post!
so here's a candid i shot while driving. not the biggest.. but it certainly was challenging trying to drive while photographing. i didn't run over anyone, don't worry!
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Congrats on the 3M Jizz. Now I can finally go to bed and get some damn **82**. Nice candid btw.
Sadi"Been spying on your post count for days, waiting for that one last post to happen."styk
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thanks Sadistyk!
i haven't posted in a while and i had no idea i was just one post away from 3M... and that someone was actually waiting for it!
anyway, time to **82** for me now too.
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Congrats on hitting 8M goes out to Sheber. Well done Shasta Man!
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Thanks! I only stepped on...I mean, pissed of a few people along the way!
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Grats, Reverend Jim!
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This posting will be my 10,000th post on these forums.
It took me just a little over two years and many short replies to achieve this. I pray that the forum doesn't crash like some have alluded too and that in twenty years from now I can add yet another 0 on the end of that number(hopefully).
I want to personally thank everyone here who welcomed me with open arms from the very day I delurked. If it weren't for you great people, I'd probablly be more insane than I already am.
So much has happened with me since joining these forums and it's been an honor and a pleasure knowing I could come here and have a good laugh, see the best morphers and artists around showcase their works, and read the many great stories by all of the great writers(Addventure contributors included).
So here's to the BEA! Though the faces here change from time to time, for better or for worse, I'm still happy to call this place home.
Cheers!
Sadi"Not Dead Yet"styk
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Congrats!
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*BOOM*
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Wow sheb, you've really sprinted ahead of me ... and looks like Palomine is next ...
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I guess I've had a lot to say...
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Ten thousand posts, and not a single nasty or ill-tempered one.
Way to go!
rtpoe
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I'm not about to search through all of those to prove you wrong...
sheb "I guess thats another plus to having an astronomically high post count. I know what I said, you find it." er
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Grats, styk! Now give those fingers (and your keyboard) a well-deserved break.
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Thanks everyone!
Oh and Sheber...I'm sure I've said a few bad things while I've been here. I know last July I made a rather unpleasant post(right before I left for a month or two).
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Oh and Sheber...I'm sure I've said a few bad things while I've been here. I know last July I made a rather unpleasant post(right before I left for a month or two).
Yeah, but with the 'wonderful' new search feature we can only see your last 200 posts
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Styk! The Library Sex Police keep getting tougher, but I'm a persistent devil, so here I be, a bit belatedly. Congrats on hitting five digits.
And might I add: when did Mastasia become a BEA feature? WHOOHOO!
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The owner of the BEA is really a Ferengi...
sheb "Lessee, The Rules of Aquisition...Number 1..." er
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In case the LSP block me again, a quick early Happy 2M to Prinz Eugen, Zorro, and Tux!
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Hooray! My 2,000th post. Now I'm going to do a little dance.
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Congrats DrH. May there be many more to come.
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Congrats to Prinz Eugen for 2K!
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A dip of the flag in salute as PE passes in revue.
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Congrats to Prince Eugen, and belated congrats to DrHyde.
Long may they post!
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MaxBigfoot, ElmerFudd:
Mazel tov.
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Be vewy, vewy quiet: ElmerFudd just wecieved his 2nd M!
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Thank you, Gilroy. My congratulations to Elmer as well!
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Heh, I made it on Friday, sat on 2,000 and was wondering if anyone would notice.
Thanks, folks. And congrads to MaxBigfoot.
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Congratulations to SwitcherX on his first M!
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Our one and only Mammeister has hit 2000 posts.
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Styk topped 10,000!?!? The things I miss when the Library Sex Police lock me out ...
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Guess who got 2M
G_I "Come on it's not that difficult ." _John
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Congrats, G_I_John!
I can take a hint...
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2593 and nothing useful added so far. A personal best.
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MasterXO just hit 1000, but didn't remember this thread.
Congratulations to him, nevertheless!
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thcbl made it a little while ago, but no one noticed...
Sorry, thcbl! Belated congratulations!
Is it just me, or do people who hit 1000 post marks seem to do so in clumps?
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Melonie Charm
Zorlond
Mistress Rhiannon is holding at 980 (as of now). Doggo is next in line....
rtpoe
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Congrats to the new crop.
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Congratulations to Mofoapoo for reaching 1000 posts!
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Bam!
3K
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I'm sure you won't get stuck on 3M, CarlTL.
rtpoe
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1,000 posts on content-free waffle! A personal best for Smiley...this month.
Just wanna see if MaxBigFoot's theory about milestone clumping holds true. Who's next to hit a round number?
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I'm getting there
G_I "3000 posts of content-free waffle... beat that." _John
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...but not as much as doggo like pancakes.
We bow to your superior mastery of the waffling arts ZoD. People tell tales about your capacity for gabbling you know:
"Legend says he once talked all four legs off a donkey, then kept yakking until the poor thing chewed its own ears off, and then finally headbutted itself to death against the pavement, just to get some peace and quiet. And he never once stopped for breath.
But the scariest thing about it? They say he'd died the previous winter..."
-- excerpt from a traditional BEA folktale.
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It just shows that you cant keep a good man (monkeybeast) down.
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Went back a page to find this thread to announce that....I've posted 2000 times here in the ol' BEA! Yay for me! This and $2.00 will get me a cup of coffee at Denny's. Anyways, you may all resume your normal program in progress.
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Many congrats on the second M solvegas! Here's to many, many more.
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congratz to you on 2M from a mere 1M!!
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Nothing "mere" abot it, especially with the way you morph. Well done and keep the posts coming, both of you.
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Congrats go out to rtpoe on hitting his 4th "M".
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*ahem* <_<
*taps finger*
G_I "Where's my recognition." _John
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*taps finger*
G_I "Where's my recognition." _John
Belated congrats on hitting "3M".
Sadi"Sorry, so many post counts, so little time"styk
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YAY!
Grats to me for 5000 incisive and entirely relevant posts! OMG cup is me!
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A yap-tacular achievement by the MiniGimp! A whip-round to buy him some plasters for his bleeding and blunted finger-ends will be organised in the near future.
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Bleed? In my exalted position I have quite forgotten what it is you mortals consider to be "pain".
Indeed, one such as yourself cannot even begin to conceive what could be thought of as my "fingers".
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Grats to me for 5000 incisive and entirely relevant posts! OMG cup is me!
Zero to 5000 in just under 14 months. That's gotta be a record.
Right, Sadistyk?
Grats, ZoD.
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Congrats on the "Oh My God" cup status and the fifth "M" ZoD!
As for a record...I had 6,000 in under a year...and I missed a month or two completely where I didn't post.
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Showoff!
Well, theres always next year....
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Bleed? In my exalted position I have quite forgotten what it is you mortals consider to be "pain".
Indeed, one such as yourself cannot even begin to conceive what could be thought of as my "fingers".
*shudder*
The mind boggles, then recoils
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Bleed? In my exalted position I have quite forgotten what it is you mortals consider to be "pain".
Indeed, one such as yourself cannot even begin to conceive what could be thought of as my "fingers".
*shudder*
The mind boggles, then recoils
Rather worried that ZoD's fugue state of posting will end up with him looking like Sadistyk's avatar
You'd really boggle and recoil if you realized that for some reason ZoD has gotten Gods & Tentacle Beasts mixed up!
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Wait....I got what confused?
So what have i been praying to all these years?
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Get a job ZoD
G_I "Damn hippies and their mindless ramblings... in my day..." _John
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Peace out Johnman.
I have a job, it just isnt a real one.
Damn students.
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So your job is an imaginary one... think that means you're eccentric and need to be put down
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mmmm, well im back to start :P
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Less put down, and more lain down.
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Congrats to Zorlond and Starscream for recently hitting the M level.
And to Fearthespear, one post away at 999.
Next in line: Kowalski at 991.
rtpoe
(let's all be nice and try to keep Auto_Reply (996 posts) from having to hit the M level.)
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Grats to Pally-o-mine!
10001 posts have you observed!
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Grats, Pally!
Too bad 6000 of them were to remind others of their rules violations.
If Sadistyk doesn't get off the schneid, we'll soon have a new top-poster.
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He can have the top poster spot if he wants it. Hell, with all he's had to put up with around here, he deserves it.
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500 aint that much!
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Wooo! 6000!
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Wooo! Hippy!
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Wooo! 6000!
Yay, MiniGimp!
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Hurry up John!
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Doggo just shattered the four grand mark.
Home"congrats-a toast"vintner
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Grats to the flea bitten mongrel!
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Well, here I am, up over a grand. Jeezus, how did I let this happen?
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Careful saving and a long term financial plan.
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Wow I'm falling behind, I need to start posting when I'm at work
Do you know what that word is ZoD?... W-O-R-K
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WORK!!!!
rtpoe
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"Work is the curse of the **94** class."
--Ernest Hemingway
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Arent you a student like me? Get yourself an easy job. Try life modelling - it pays well and the chicas are arty.
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Congrats to BillN on the 3K.
For the record, he used it to wish Litch a happy birthday in song (what a nice guy).
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Congrats!
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In addition, may I add it is so heartening to see this old thread of mine kept up in my absence -- thank you all!
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Its too long a tradition to break.
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Thanks -- say, episode 500000 of the Addventure seems to be coming up, at least I'm back in time for that, so keep an eye out, folx ...
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Grats to Goldeneye on his eighth M.
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Good point, Nut.
Congrats to Goldie -- so young, so wise, so horny!
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The Addventure has just zoomed forward into the 500000s as of today. COngrats, Addventure, you're how I stumbled over here in the first place ...
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Congrats to ZoD for his 12th M
Read this post in a couple months time and it'll be accurate
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Give me a second.
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(Don't mind me, just adding this to my faves ... )
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Congrats to Pedonbio for 1,200 posts and an impressive P cup.
...except in the case of the girls, coz that would just be weird and bleurgh.
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Wow......Sadi must be huge!
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Says the human triZoD
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At last, my own personal M.
If all has gone well -- and is this ever a weird way to celebrate the Memorial Day weekend of 2006 -- I have just surpassed my 1000th Addventure episode.
Seeing as the Addventure was how I first stumbled across this place, and I was contributing to it long before I finally officially registered, this is a pretty cool deal.
With any luck, this now puts me in the 1000+ episodes club as The Other D Besides Dabbler. Hey, ya gotta dream big.
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I made sure this was my 3500th post
Now I can finally catch some zzz's
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Hmm ... just so long as you get back to us in D more posts ...
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Yeah yeah I'm still aiming for 4000, perhaps 5000 by the end of the year
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<-- Ahem!
Preg(MMM)Nut
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(The thing is, I caught PregNut at 2993 and only made a mental note to hit the M thread later -- shoulda known that around here, men just sneeze on their keyboards and WAM, they've made twenty extra BEA posts ... )
Appropriate that a man devoted to "expansion" like PregNut would hit 3000, but somehow "MMM" doesn't seem quite appropriate -- "Triplets," perhaps?
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Congrats PregNut!
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Aaand a big shout out to Tucson as AZWolf zooms right by his 2nd M ...
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And congrats (just in time) to DJPFC (Davy Jones, Private First Class???) as he hits M.
Still waiting for Blax to hit his fourth ...
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So who'll be first -- AgentDee to his first M, or Blax12 to his fourth? The suspense builds ...
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My apologies and congratulations to AgentDee, who just zoomed past his first M!
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Aw, hang it all -- I'm just going to go ahead and congratulate Blax on his fourth M. It's probably due to happen this week anyway. Cheers, Blax!
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1k... again
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Congrats!
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Congratulations, Shara!
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thanks you 2 wascals
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Female AND a great morpher -- a dream come true!
Also, a belated Hey! out to MasterDragonfly, who has just flitted his way past MM.
Keeping an eye out now for manga maniac MaxBigfoot ...
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Unless I miss my guess, Max has JUST THIS VERY MINUTE hit 3M! Congrats, Max!
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Thanks very much, Mr. Eagle Eye! I hadn't even noticed it myself, until M thread bounced up. Been unemployed for a couple of weeks, and that gives me more forum participation time.
Edit: I just noticed it also pulled me back onto page 1 on the User's list, sorted by number of posts. Cool, I'm back on the pantheon!
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What's more, soon enough you and Zorro should knock JizzTits down off that page ... ahh, I'll miss that avatar ...
It also means that people now officially need at least 3M just to be on that page. I can remember when you only needed to be in the high hundreds -- then again, I can even remember when Sadistyk was still only in the hundreds. Dang, am I old.
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Thanks, homevintner!
I wonder what happened to Jizztits? I'll miss that avatar too, Druul.
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I wonder what happened to Jizztits? I'll miss that avatar too, Druul.
Jizztits posted as recently as yesterday... did he mean he'll miss the avatar on page 1 or something?(!?)
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Best luck with work, Max.
I tend to look at this statistically, Since Jizz doesn't post quite as frequently as Max or Zorro -- even factoring in the diversion of RL work (which NEVER seems to slow down Zorro) -- I would expect him to drop off eventually. I conservatively estimate that by Halloween Zorro will make top page. (I might say Labor Day, but that wouldn't be quite so conservative.)
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Congrats to TheRover for joining the club.
Home"there's beer on tap and munchies on the back table"vintner
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damn, what am I doing on the back table?
-Munch "Alright, who forgot to put me away after using me?" Wolf
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What's even scarier is there was more than one of you back there.
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Herringbone has just joined the party too.
Home"congrats"vintner
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Arent you a student like me? Get yourself an easy job. Try life modelling - it pays well and the chicas are arty.
Yeah, but don't you actually have to look good to be a life model? Or are they just looking for warm bodies?
I would prefer watching the arty chicas, myself.
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Thanks to all for keeping this ongoing and vigilant.
I've hit a strange M myself -- 1000 views of my little Mr. Hart story over on CHYOO2. I idly wish that tallies of views of Addventure episodes were possible -- but that would probably be way too much trouble.
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...which is appropriate being that G is short for "a grand" = 1000
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Well, he's taking his time about it -- unlike you, Zook, you're liable to hit your fourth M any week now.
Meanwhile, I get this weird suspicion that MaxBigfoot may be chivalrously abstaining from further posts to help keep the JizzTits avatar on the top page ...
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That's a strong possibility. Of course, there's also the possibility that JizzTits has found himself a woman in real life and has forsworn mere talk about big boobies in favor of real-life handling of same. (For his sake, I sure hope so. He deserves some big ones in his life. As do we all, I might add!)
And yes, at this rate, by the weekend I should be celebrating the big 4M with you all here. It's been a good run, so far!
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Post # 4000. Ta-da!
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Welcome to the club.
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Jeez-oh-man, 007, you're not just ROAMING through Western Africa in search (but of what?), you're ZOOMING!
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Jeez-oh-man, 007, you're not just ROAMING through Western Africa in search (but of what?), you're ZOOMING!
:)
My location line in full is "Roaming west Africa in search of big ones..." but for some reason the Forum software has started truncating those location lines.
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He made it! Congrats to Gtech on his first M!
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Yes, congratulations Gtech on your first G!
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Not really particular to anything here, but I note that a mere two weeks after I've celebrated the first M of "hits" of my CHYOO2 story Mr. Hart, I should be hitting my second M any day now. It looks like this would make it one of the top ten popular stories out of a collection of over two thousand, and some of those stories are years old. What's more, many have several contributors, whereas my readership so far seems to have remained content with my being the sole author. What's wacky is, I happen to think the story is only getting warmed up ...
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Gah, this 4th M seems to be taking a lot longer than the other three
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(Extinguishing personal news first -- seems that CHYOO2 totals are only good for each month; ehh, I've lost my enthusiasm ... )
Janus is now at the very brink of M-hood. Aaaaaaaaah indeed.
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As Campbell's Soup would say, that's mmmm-mmmm-good!
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Mmm, well, anyway, he still hasn't made the final crucial post ...
This is not so much a new M announcement as a "bonus" for those who keep track of this stuff. As I patiently await Zorro's steady rise to his third M (MrHHH could snatch it but probably won't), there will be new competition for the bottom of the top page of the most posts list.
I suspect that MaxBigfoot has been chivalrously abstaining from outposting JizzTits, that and/or RL's been keeping him away. Don't know how long that chivalry will be any good, though, with the eventual rise of Zorro and others from the second page.
So for the immediate historic moment, I invite people to go to that top page and check out JizzTits' simple classic animated avatar. But wait, there's more -- BillN seems to have traded in his ropejumper of long standing for one very sweet gal rotating her bikinied knockers in a cheery state of perpetual motion.
My point is this: if you pretty much ignore PregNut's avatar between them (or imagine that BillN's gal is in fact pregnant), the combination of the "horizontal" jiggling in JT's av combined with the "vertical" (though really rather circular) jiggling in BN's av makes for one truly hypnotic total effect. It's like watching the four chambers of the human heart in living action. It is far-eaky.
Just thought I'd share ...
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You care about this stuff way too much!
(runs to go and look at the bottom of the first page of the highest posters)
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I feel it should be pointoutable that Palomine is only 40 posts away from overtaking Sadistyk
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Yeah, I was going to hold off on noting that -- when it does happen, I'll try to bring a historical retrospective to bear upon the phenomenon.
"Ehh, by cracky, I remember when Styk was jes' a young pup still in his first few hundred posts, and Munch ruled the day ... but then there was a campaign to create the Random Metal Wolf at the top ... strange times, heh-heh-heh (gratuitous senile cackle) ... "
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I just wanted to add that Zorro has made the bottom of the page (at least on my computer) and that Zorro is a great morpher, a wise man, a kind soul, and most importantly a true boobman.
Cheers Zorro!!!
Three cheers!!!
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Thanks, BarnacleBill -- I sort of mentioned that in the Has F-Cup Runneth Out? thread in the Site Issues section. But yes indeed -- three cheers for Zorro!
Some housekeeping -- Janus has indeed made it to MV, and ZoD reached his seventh M.
We are living in strange times. How strange? Consider that the ever-ejaculating (to judge from his avatar) Goldeneye is about to overtake veteran sheber to rank just under MunchWolf. Of course, I look at the respective avatars, consider the energy levels conveyed in each, and think "Well, no wonder."
Any day -- or any hour -- now, particularly if enough idiots care to gratuitously needle him into responding, Palomine is, as has been noted, going to outpost Styk, to become top poster. This has been a long time coming. Luckily, Styk is still out there somewhere, and will hopefully stop by again, but the turnover looks clearcut.
I registered here mere weeks after Styk, and saw him post his way to his first thousand. I recall his flame demon avatar (still nicely immortalized by Kithara's KC Strip) and how angry he got when accused of SPAMMING. Loading up lots of (relatively) frivolous posts (Frivolousness? At the BEA!?!?!?), maybe, but he was NO spammer.
Styk has had his hiatuses. His wrestling once caused him SERIOUS injury, but he made it back here. More to the point, I suspect he's had social constraints. Or maybe -- hopefully -- RL is givng him some rich rewards. Certainly his GF always sounded hot, as noble a reason as any to go AWOL.
During these ups and downs, Palomine posted steadily, often by necessity, sometimes for enjoyment -- and now he has even overtaken Sadistyk. For me the moral is: DON'T MESS WITH KARLOFF. Pal's avatar is of Karloff as the Frankenstein monster relaxing offstage, but I also recall Karloff as the Mummy. I think it was comedian/actor Alan King who as a kid dismissed the Mummy as a threat: "He's so slow!" But someone explained to him "He never eats, he never sleeps -- he just keeps coming AT you!" That seemed to convince King. Likewise, our own Energizer Karloff has kept going -- and may he go on for another 10,000, if he so wishes.
If there's a BEA tribute to Aesop's fable of the tortoise and the hare, this is it.
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In a perfect world, that's how we all would shuffle off the BEA....
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Yup, it just became official. Pal is now top poster.
Hurrah!
Crazy thing is, he just might be the BEA member LEAST impressed by this statistic ...
Meanwhile, Goldeneye has more ejaculating yet to go before he ascends to Munchlike glory ...
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I say it again! Ascension! Prayer!
God save!
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Noooo .. I want to be top poster again ...
-Munch "now I just need to think of stuff to say" Wolf
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that hasn't stopped you before.
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I want the images your words conjure out of my head RIGHT NOW you horrible man!
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Certainly his GF always sounded hot, as noble a reason as any to go AWOL.
In a perfect world, that's how we all would shuffle off the BEA....
"Can't post now, girlfriend/wife's boobs are growing and she's demanding dirty animalistic sex." Yep, can't begrudge that.
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-- TheZookie "hell, I wish I had a hot girlfriend, period! :P" 007
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Meanwhile, Goldeneye has more ejaculating yet to go before he ascends to Munchlike glory ...
I want the images your words conjure out of my head RIGHT NOW you horrible man!
I generally find scrubbing out my eye sockets with a bottle brush and dish detergent does a fine job.
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-Munch "went there" Wolf
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Among other things. Why, you want a demonstration? *brandishes bottle brush and grins*
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*backs off*
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Put the brush down and step away slowly with you hands on your head.
Congrats Palomine! Too bad we've all kept you so busy with official posts that they couldn't have been fun ones instead.
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Ohh, don't let Pal fool you -- TWICE recently he's had a chance to post on the subject of Laura San Giacomo ...
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Goldeneye has finally passed sheber (and I won't mention this time how he got there -- though may I say, the man is going APE over Anna Semenovich ).
Waiting now for MasterXO (he of the Beavis avatar) to earn his second M ...
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Don't forget your 4th M
Go Go Go!
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...as I have just surpassed his number of posts here. I miss you as always, my friend. Sundays are not the same with your update of R&D to look forward to.
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Ah, you're referring to Doggo. Yes, it is a damn shame.
In additon to MXO, I'm especially looking forward to Zorro's third M. That'll be way cool -- plus, imagine all the new updates along the way.
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Indeed, Zorro's third M will be a memorable one. He of the wise old biker counsel, he of the morphs of women of all types, he of the steady hand that helps to guide the young ones of the BEA.
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*Sigh* Well, OF COURSE a "2000" thread has to take off while I'm **83** ...
Congratulations, MasterXO.
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*Sigh* Well, OF COURSE a "2000" thread has to take off while I'm **83** ...
"Wake up! Wake up! The black man has been **83** for 400 years."
-- Joe's Bed-Stuy Barbershop: We Cut Heads
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Indeed, Zorro's third M will be a memorable one. He of the wise old biker counsel, he of the morphs of women of all types, he of the steady hand that helps to guide the young ones of the BEA.
I really didn't pay much attention to what this thread was about until this morning.....and then to see The Zookie's comment was a pleasant surprise!
I never considered myself a guide of any kind. I just comment now and then and throw in one of my newest morphs that I had completed.
I really never paid attention to the number of posts I had made, with one exception when the site upgraded the software and my "CUP" rating was stuck at H cup for over a year or so.
So thanks for all the nice comments I appreciate them all!
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Well, heck, just keep great pics like that last one comin' and so will the compliments.
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Pullin' up a lawn chair to watch not only Zorro but 3deroticer, SwitcherX, and the lately prolific Archangel Dreadnought ...
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Eh, and it occurs to me, with all due respect to doggo, time to shift the subject heading ...
It occurs to me that any week now I'll be past 4000 heading for 5000, which I find oddly intimidating, as the Metal One Of Whom We Do Not Speak scorched his way to 4993 before self-obliterating. It suggests the omen of some modern-day Icarus. There's something about these more stratospheric levels .. I'll have to thrash that out sometime ...
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I really didn't pay much attention to what this thread was about until this morning.....and then to see The Zookie's comment was a pleasant surprise!
I never considered myself a guide of any kind. I just comment now and then and throw in one of my newest morphs that I had completed.
I really never paid attention to the number of posts I had made, with one exception when the site upgraded the software and my "CUP" rating was stuck at H cup for over a year or so.
So thanks for all the nice comments I appreciate them all!
My pleasure, Zorro -- especially when you repay my kind (and truthful) comments with such nice morphs as that last one! I always that the highest compliment I can pay a morpher is, "Wow, that looks like she really could be that big", and I very often find myself using that phrase when confronted by your work. Well done, sir!
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And as GI John noted earlier -- yes, my time has come. I in turn will keep a lookout for GI. Meanwhile -- go, me.
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DANG -- no sooner do I get here than I may as well prematurely honor the first M of the great artist Archangel Dreadnought -- hurrah!
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My goodness! All the major players are coming up trumps with posting!
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Congrats!
Home"A toast!"vintner
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Archangel flew right by ... now it's time to give an early hurrah to Tina Fey Eichmann himself, SwitcherX!
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Gettin' crowded -- not only is SwitcherX about to hit, but Angelusx (please note crucial eighth letter) ...
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But before either of those -- maybe we should just give a premature hurrah to Zorro on his third M!
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Intregued to see who is close to reaching an M (only refering to people withing 100)
1000:
Lightfoot - 98 away, could easily take a year as he only seems to post when updating his site
gabyybag - 92 away
Maski - 90 away
Adama - 77 away, could take a while, since he only posts when a flamewar erupts in the addventure ... quick, someone poke L.E.
Psf_79 - 72 away
Good_Grip - 71 away
Heres_Buffie - 44 away, posts regularly, should hit M within a month
Rhiannon - 20 away, hasn't posted in over a year .. don't picture her coming back
Angelusx - 5 away, will easily hit M in a week
2000:
smiley - 90 away
pedonbio - 89 away, might take a while as he only logs in through libraries
tndvrs - 78 away
GoCubsGo - 67 away
SwitcherX - 2 away, should hit M before the day is done
3000:
MrHHH - 20 away, posting sporadically lately, may take a while, should reach 3M by x-mas
Zorro - 2 away, should also hit M before the day is done, difficulty, he will need to make morphs to attach to his posts
4000:
Hentaibee - 82 away, should hit it within the month, if enough sites update
9000:
MunchWolf - 90 away, first place will be mine once more someday!!!!!
-Munch "who thinks I can get to 9M before most of the above reach their mark? " Wolf
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And so it was done!
Bibette takes a break from her "construction" to celebrate my 3,000th post!
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And she is put together very well indeed. A fitting way to ring in your next millenium.
Home"Congrats!"vintner
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No.
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It is heartening to see that not everyone is up and snubbing the M thread -- good to see the great Munch not only stopping in but getting some sense of what all I'm juggling here on a regular basis. (Yes, I've been noticing Here's Buffie's rise to her first M -- though not entirely for statistical reasons, either! ) In fact, if anything should happen to me, I'd like to leave this thread to Munch in my will ...
But mainly -- Ola! to the great Zorro. Three cheers (one for each M)!
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Angels ascend -- Angelus must've hit his first M not so many months ago, and now Angelusx has as well. Congrats!
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It is heartening to see that not everyone is up and snubbing the M thread -- good to see the great Munch not only stopping in but getting some sense of what all I'm juggling here on a regular basis. (Yes, I've been noticing Here's Buffie's rise to her first M -- though not entirely for statistical reasons, either! ) In fact, if anything should happen to me, I'd like to leave this thread to Munch in my will ...
But mainly -- Ola! to the great Zorro. Three cheers (one for each M)!
By M, do you mean cup size? Whoo hoo!
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M cup status for Buffie? From your mouth to God's ear, my skim milk chocolate princess!
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(Dayumm, a visit from Buff -- I THOUGHT there was a reason I started this thread! )
I don't ORDINARILY expect a triple M cup, Buff -- but you, you make a believer out of me ...
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Welcome to the two K, pedonbio!
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oh .. hey .. I hit a landmark ...
-Munch "1900 posts to go" Wolf
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Happy 9K, Munchie!
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9K. Bah, not even a half-marathon yet. You still got a lot to work to do yet, Munchie!
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Congrats, Munch.
WHWEW! Made it back here finally, thanks to Matt, after a couple weeks of getting mysteriously locked out -- I was in a state of BEA withdrawal there ...
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Ones to watch: Palomine, Hentaibee, smiley, Heres Buffie -- although I watch Buffie on general principle anyway.
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Ones to watch: Palomine, Hentaibee, smiley, Heres Buffie -- although I watch Buffie on general principle anyway.
*A-he-he-hem*
*points proudly at post count*
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As Ed McMahon would say -- you are correct, sir! I deserve your and stand (actually, I sit) corrected. Consider yourself on the list. Everyone, watch out for the avatar of Brian the god giving a girl a rose. (Who is she, by the by? I like to think it's Chelsea playing tennis ... )
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Sorry, I obviously meant Brian the dog. (Just got done discussing John Kerry, his line-flubbing must be catching ... )
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It's Chloe Vevrier
Although Chloe with Chelsea-sized naturals does sound rather delicious
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Dare I say, unfortunately when she's 100
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Pal is on a roll right now, so I may as well just go ahead and congratulate him on his -- and for that matter ANYONE'S -- eleventh M!
I may even make a note of his hitting Quintuple Ones later on ...
Our top posters are Karloff's Frankenstein Creature, an Agent Smith who was once a fire demon (and still is in the KC Strip), and a cross between a Wolf Man and the Mad Hatter. What this may say about the BEA, I'm not sure I want to contemplate ...
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Pulling up a lawn chair (in the little remaining good weather there is) to watch GI John and Hentaibee race to the 4M line ...
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Waiting for the 10,000 plus dogfight to ensue!
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That could be a while, ZoD ...
I'm just going to go ahead and congratulate GI John. This Sunday the 12th is beginning to llok like his big day!
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Yup Yup
In yo face H'Bee
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Hey! Cross the line before you celebrate!
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4000
PWNAGE o.O
*flails arms*
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another 3/4 of that total and you'll almost have caught up with my G.I!
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*exploding dropkick*
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That was the sound of my postcount repelling your dropkick.
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Hey, settle down, you two, or I'm turning this car around right now!
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Wait, if all I do is post a smiley each post like ZoD then I'll get to 5M in no time
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Does that mean my posts count double then? Or half for lack of meaningful content?
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Learn from the master G.I.
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Honorary ZoDi-san
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I look forward to it HamsterGal...and thanks for the shoutout Druul. Yeah, I have had a lot more free time on my hands lately, and I guess it shows.
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-Munch "891 to go and counting" Wolf
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-Munch "891 to go and counting" Wolf
Seattle slackers!
Get used to it raining every other day and everything goes to pot!
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I'm just happy I can be considered a "whippersnapper" by at least a few souls. I hope I get "Oh, one thousand, that's so cute!" comments from folks. Just because.
Actually, it sounds cute, too.
I like cute. It's all good. </blather>
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A shout goes out to dedicated updater Hentaibee on his fourth M.
And now, we turn our eyes to Africa ...
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Go Hentaibee! A flawless 4K by our sharp-eyed Dutch pornscout and illustrator of splendidly lush feminine pulchritude (he's all that!).
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-Munch "891 to go and counting" Wolf
I say he makes it in two weeks or less!
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I may post alot, but that's a bit much ...
-Munch "maybe by x-mas" Wolf
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Is the number 4993 cursed? I gotta wonder, because that's the exact number of posts at which our own fiery young Icarus, The Nameless Metal One, met his banishment -- and now Zook seems stuck there. Hope it's just temporary ...
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While our greatest African remains (relatively) AWOL, let's stand by for Smiley ...
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In fact, I'm just going to assume that any hour now Smiley's going to make it to his second M.
Congratulations, to the one who raises the burning question -- DOES Ling-Ling need boobies?
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Hey what about me, I'm 952 posts away from my 5th M
Okay that's pushing it a lil', I know
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I don't think he noticed
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Eh, give him a minute.
Interesting competition going on now between Good Grip and Heres Buffie ... of course a good grip ON Buffie would work too ...
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Post # 5000. Just a day short of exactly three months ago, I had hit 4000. Not bad going. At this rate I should be at 6000 before mid-March. I would have gotten here sooner, but my Internet connection decided to go south for the winter. Funny thing is, it ain't even winter around here!
So, I have proved that there's no jinx around the 4993th post mark after all. Come on in, the water's fine!
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Many thanks, Zook -- and belated congrats! No curse, good. I hope to hit 5 M someday -- right now, though, I'll just follow the Vintner ...
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Remember, slow and steady, etc.
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Grats, Zook. Your title should be 'Oh, My God-Cup,' but is stuck on 'L' for some reason. Hope to get there myself someday.
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Smiley gets 2 M's
I don't think he noticed
"Au contraire Monsieur Pouli_Jean" </frogspeak>
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I don't think he noticed
"Au contraire Monsieur Pouli_Jean" </frogspeak>
Hold on, did she really think elephant, or is that clever photoshopping?
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"Au contraire Monsieur Pouli_Jean" </frogspeak>
Hold on, did she really think elephant, or is that clever photoshopping?
Photoshopping. Anyone who watches "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire" knows that that is not the font the questions are actually shown in.
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Thanks a lot. Onward to the six thousand!
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Not an M, but a milestone of sorts -- Palomine is about to hit Quintuple One, that is to say, 11111.
Meanwhile, let us all stand by for Good Grip's forthcoming first M ...
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I echo PregNut's Yahtzee -- and preemptively congratulate Good Grip on his first M. The man's name and avatar is an inspiration to one and all.
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(Pulling up a lawn chair and a bag of popcorn for Heres Buffie's triumphant first M ... )
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(Pulling up a lawn chair and a bag of popcorn for Heres Buffie's triumphant first M ... )
Getting close! Only a few left to go...
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Getting close! Only a few left to go...
You're there... happy thou, Buffie!
Almost one post for every time you've made me smile...
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A BElated congrats to Buffie.
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(Jeez, people, you've got a classic Fawn All Over Buffie opportunity here, c'mon ... )
A more personal milestone -- in terms of total posts, I am now on top of RandomX. (Um, preferably with her permission, of course. )
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Hee hee hee! You guys! I feel like I should title this post...
1002 - A Post Odyssey
How's that?
Thanks for all the sweetness. It's been a great 1000 posts and I'm looking forward to 1000 more!
Happy 2007!!!
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Buf -- you look great in a green bikini top!
Now keeping an eye open for the first M of Psf, the man with the amusing Boobies! avatar ...
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Buffie looks great in anything!
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True dat!
Psf_79 is coming right up -- so everyone get together and prepare to yell "BOOBIES!" (In honor of his avatar, of course!)
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Well, it always helps to use your eyes rather than your brain. This applies to boobie-watching as well So, here I am (finally)! At 1002, though...
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Welcome to the club.
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And feel free to check out Off-Topic more often, it's a crazy place ...
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Depending perhaps on how much more he wants to keep singing the praises of Sheyla Almeida, gabyybag could be hitting his first M any day now.
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and not forgetting Sabrina Sabrok too
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But he doesn't talk about her...
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Mmm, lately he's been on about something called Chelsea Charms' New Photoset.
Besides, "never forget Chelsea Charms" is just good advice IN GENERAL.
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Oh!
Thanks!!!
see yaa... =)
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Go have another thousand ...
Right now I'm wondering if Goldeneye may hit his ninth M by Monday ... and the supremely utilitarian-monickered Breasts his first M not long thereafter ...
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Congratulations to Goldeneye (if prematurely right now by five posts) on his ninth M! Not quite in by Monday, but it seems like it'll be this week ..
Now to see how HamsterGirl and Breasts will duke it out to achieve a first M ...
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I've been told by many people I should be posting in this thread but I've never done it before because the thread's always mystified me. I know it's about posts by the thousands but surely that can't be the only thing that goes on here? Over 17 pages? I'm confused! Someone explain lol.
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I've been told by many people I should be posting in this thread but I've never done it before because the thread's always mystified me. I know it's about posts by the thousands but surely that can't be the only thing that goes on here? Over 17 pages? I'm confused! Someone explain lol.
Shall you show him the door to the secret sub-basement, or shall I?
Congratulations, 007, on your ninth millenial post; and I also want to give a belated shout-out to my favorite (and so far only) skim milk chocolate princess, Buffie. When she hit her first K, for some reason I could only read posts here and not make posts -- something to do with my ISP at the moment -- but things are back to notmal now.
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Oh, what the hey --
Congratulations (any day now) to HamsterGirl on her first M!
Druul "she's so damn cute" Empire
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And.... this should be 1000. Yay!
I'd like to thank the Academy. No particular reason. It's just what they say. But seriously, it's been fun, thanks folks. How long will another thousand take?
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^ Well, you registered almost 4 years ago so .....umm.....assuming the same pace it'll probably be sometime late 2010, early 2011.
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Wow .. if it works like that, by 2012 I'll be closing in on 20,000
-Munch "isn't that a Jules Vern story? 20,000 Posts Under the B.E." Wolf
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And.... this should be 1000. Yay!
I'd like to thank the Academy. No particular reason. It's just what they say.
Who do you think you are, a Dixie Chick or something?
Congratulations on your first one thousand, HamsterGal!
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Hey, if HamsterGal looks anything like Natalie Maines ... whoa ...
A milestone for the BEA overall, with HG's accomplishment: to be now one of the top 100 (C) posters, you must have at least 1000 (M) posts.
Unless, of course, someone goes and gets themselves banninated ...
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almost to a 1.5M or MD
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Would we need to call you Doctor Shara then?
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MMMMCCXXVII
Apparently V with a line over the top is no longer used *shrugs*
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Hey, if HamsterGal looks anything like Natalie Maines ... whoa ...
Yes, well, all of the Chicks are hot, but Natalie also has that certain je ne sais quoi about her...
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Natalie also has that certain je ne sais quoi about her...
Thanks, I always wondered how to spell that ...
Druul "Meet Miss Jenny Saisquoi" Empire
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(Note to self: around Monday check on Breasts -- the BEA member, not the obvious obsession... )
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That gets so confusing when im talking to or about him on BEA chat.
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Be that as it may, what the hey, I'll jump the gun and celebrate anyway --
Congratulations, Breasts!
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I wish now I'd used a different name lol. That'll explain why my ears where burning if you all talk about me lol lol.
And of course Yay one thousand posts by me
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But what to? Boobs?
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9500
-Munch "500 to go" Wolf
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Nothing really new just this minute, just generally dorking around with stats, anticipating a future time when we may have five five-digit posters. It may look something like this:
GoldenEye 12500
Palomine 12345
MunchWolf 11711
Sadistyk 10701
TheZookie007 10203
Of course, I'm adding the hope that Styk may stop back a few times.
Remember, you heard it here first.
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I stay #3????
-Munch "so does that mean I have a life or no?" Wolf
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Well, further along it may be --
GoldenEye 14000
MunchWolf 12800
Palomine 12777
TheZookie007 12500
Sadistyk 10777
ZoD 10000
But even if only GoldenEye is ahead of you, the Zookie will be right behind you.
Druul "there's a life philosophy in there somewhere" Empire
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Nooooooooooo .... I need to be #1 again at some point ...
-Munch "That's what all the hot big bewbie chicks want" Wolf
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Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot!
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I've never been number one. My failure to post for the last few months has destroyed my chances!
Seriously. I thought I was bad, but you are something else.
It's nice to see ya again.
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Hey, since when did Goldeneye's future posting get so darn frequent?
I demand a recount
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Who do you think you are, Al Gore??
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I wanna be #1!
I was almost #1 @ TOF, but they stopped me.
Q-"They stripped me of my post count at TOF"-BE
EDIT: This is my 160th post, BTW.
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I'll loan ya a few posts if you want
-Munch "Anyone have change for a 1000?" Wolf
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Who do you think you are, Al Gore??
*shove*
Unnessessary meanness
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I might also add that when AZWolf makes his "surge" beyond 3000, we will officially (barring any new bans) enter a time when you need at least 3000 posts just to make the top page. Dang, how things have changed in a couple of years ...
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I'm finally going out on a limb and predicting that sometime between now and the morning of Monday 19 that AZWolf, living up to his name by his ability to comment on pretty much all topics from A to Z, will achieve that 3rd M.
Congratulations, AZ!
But can homevintner's Sarenna Lee help him s-q-u-e-e-z-e his way to 5000? Stay tuned ...
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Never understood that avatar...I mean, why would anyone want to mis- or under-use SaRenna's boobage by turning it into a wine press?
In any event, I would also like to give AZWolf and homevinter shoutouts for their soon-to-be-achieved millenial milestones.
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Perhaps the male observer is meant to identify in some existential way with the grapes ...
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My avatar is the creation of the good Col. Morphermor. I don't recall exactly how it came about, but he pm'd me asking if I'd like an avatar. My reply was something along the lines of a wine press or a busty woman with a glass of vino. A short time later, history was made.
By the way, don't hold your breath waiting for my next M. I've been having a hell of a time getting into the site lately. I also have a long vacation coming up in a few weeks, so I'll be offline. I might make it before then, but I won't place any bets.
Home"Thanks again to the Col."vintner
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Fair enough, vintner -- in fact, I'm really not expect you and MasterDragonfly to vie for your respective M's till circa April Fools Day.
Now AZWolf, on the other hand ...
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Yahoo! AZWolf made it just this minute!
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*strides forward* Now that's service.
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We'll see you when we see you, homevintner. Have fun offline (as if that's possible)!
And congrats on the 3K, AZWolf!
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*notes post count*
175! W00t!
Boy, I've got a looooong way to go.
Q-"At 2 aggregate posts per day, it'll take me YEARS!"-BE
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Not how far, Q_BE, but how well, that is the way.
And there it is, your daily moment of Zen
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Wow -- do you get The Daily Show in Africa, Double Oh?
(I'd call you Zook, but a new BEA member is going by zook, and I wish to avoid confusion ... )
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Not how far, Q_BE, but how well, that is the way.
And there it is, your daily moment of Zen
I don't believe in Zen.
Q-"I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."-BE
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Wow -- do you get The Daily Show in Africa, Double Oh?
(I'd call you Zook, but a new BEA member is going by zook, and I wish to avoid confusion ... )
There is only ONE zook!!! Who is this imposter of whom you speak??? Arise and taste my wrath!!!!
OK, calming down now.
To answer your question: yes, via CNN International, which hosts The Daily Show: Global Edition, and via the YouTube and Comedy Central sites, I am able to watch TDS. One of my favorite shows.
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And there it is, your daily moment of Zen
I don't believe in Zen.
Ah, but if you don't believe in something, does that make it non-existent? What is the sound of one person's disbelief?
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Q-"I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."-BE
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Ah, but if you don't believe in something, does that make it non-existent? What is the sound of one person's disbelief?
You're turning into a regular Siddartha, Zookie.
Let me rejoin your question with my own question: Does belief in something make it exist? What is the purpose of one's solitary belief?
This is a spiritual question, but also a temporal one, with real consequences.
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You can say THAT again.
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Q-"I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."-BE
Gotta love Robert Frost...
It's my reminder to post with a purpose, not to post for posting's sake.
Q-"And that has made all the difference"-BE
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Ah, but if you don't believe in something, does that make it non-existent? What is the sound of one person's disbelief?
You're turning into a regular Siddartha, Zookie.
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Let me rejoin your question with my own question: Does belief in something make it exist? What is the purpose of one's solitary belief?
This is a spiritual question, but also a temporal one, with real consequences.
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It's my reminder to post with a purpose, not to post for posting's sake.
Q-"And that has made all the difference"-BE
Ah but when one posts for posting's sake, is that not a purpose? And on purpose? And with purpose? (Even if that purpose is less than serious or beneficial.)
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Ah, but if you don't believe in something, does that make it non-existent? What is the sound of one person's disbelief?
You're turning into a regular Siddartha, Zookie.
We Ascended Masters try our best
I remain your Padawin learner.
On second thought...
New page! W00t!
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Let me rejoin your question with my own question: Does belief in something make it exist? What is the purpose of one's solitary belief?
This is a spiritual question, but also a temporal one, with real consequences.
And one upon which I shall ruminate and come back to, since it is a serious question, deserving of a serious answer.
I shall also ruminate further on whether something can be seen not to exist through disbelief.
Briefly, I believe the answers to our questions are axiomatically identical, even though they posit opposite worldviews.
The heart of this debate is whether there is such a thing as absolute truth. The physical universe seems to give us hard and fast "absolute laws" for many things, but each "equation set" breaks down mathematically beyond a certain point, and we cannot know for certain. This muddles the entire "absolute truth" debate for those not grounded in theological philosophies.
What I would say to them is that though each equation set breaks down, there is always another right behind it, evidence that, at some fundamental level, every phenomenon can be proven absolutely, thus establishing its veracity, and with it, the basis for theological absolutes.
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It's my reminder to post with a purpose, not to post for posting's sake.
Q-"And that has made all the difference"-BE
Ah but when one posts for posting's sake, is that not a purpose? And on purpose? And with purpose? (Even if that purpose is less than serious or beneficial.)
It is my contention that a poster can post content that can be either serious or not. He should not be presumed to have all his posts considered one type or another. I have experienced this kind of prejudice before, and it irks me greatly. In fact, it's the primary reason for most of my various online forum punishments anywhere.
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Q-"Care to do the honors, Zookie?"-BE
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Well crap. I didn't think I'd gone over 3000 yet.
Master "and yet, here I am" Dragonfly
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Yup, here you are. A toast shall be made in your honor.
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In fact, a toast has already been made. You missed it MD...sorry.
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Oh, c'mon, it's the virtual world, we can always afford another toast.
Isn't "dragonfly" a kind of drink?
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How do you toast a vintner, with something he'd consider new? Ginger ale?
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so many M's!
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So little time!
Congratulations to both MasterDragonfly and homevintner. And a toast!
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Buttered on both sides!
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Happy 3000, MasterDragonfly, or should I say, Plug-n-Play?
And, Zookie, I await your creation of a philosophical thread into which we can delve the topics we have been discussing!
Q-"Let's keep it cool, though"-BE
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Q-"Let's keep it cool, though"-BE
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Oddly enough, I reach 200 posts responding to that very thread. I couldn't have planned that if I tried.
Let's celebrate!!!
Q-"With JLH presents, hopefully"-BE
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JLH taking off her top for our personal, hands-on perusal...talk about bringing gifts!
-- TheZookie "the gift that keeps on coming...er, I mean, giving" 007
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Fixed.
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I can't disagree with you, Zookie, but I have to believe there's a special place in "JLH Heaven" for those who carry her face as their special avatar standard.
Like me...and Galvy...and, to an extent, everyone who participates on any JLH messageboard.
Q-"Am I claiming too much of Love?"-BE
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All I want is Love.
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My own drug is strippers, but as with many other drugs, the cost can get prohibitive ...
Say, if I can "hijack" this thread back one minute -- a recent non-M "milestone" is that Zookie007 (like I say, that new member named zook makes a nickname difficult) has just outposted the veteran gOOber, and there is now what I thin k of as a Double Z zone, of Zookie007 and ZoD directly above him.
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As long as you do it in moderation, you can easily enjoy your own favorite drug. Just remember: AIDS is real, so be careful!
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has just outposted the veteran gOOber, and there is now what I thin k of as a Double Z zone, of Zookie007 and ZoD directly above him.
Double Z Zone, eh? Not a bad cupsize. As long as you don't fall asleep.
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What I'm wondering is, will Druul beat rtpoe to 5 M's?
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Sweet of you to notice, GI, but I don't see how that's possible, I've been forced into too many long cyberhiatuses and rtpoe has steadily racked his total up fair and square, he simply has too much of a head start.
Incidentally, there should be quite of spate of new Ms in the next few months -- including mine -- so stay tuned.
As far as competing with other posters , personally, I'm setting my sights on 5555 ...
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I'm that close? So I am. Well, my post count is simply due to my having been here a good, long time. It's not like there are prizes or anything.
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That's the best way to do it, rtpoe, at your own pace. A few members are naturally "major zoomers," from Sadistyk to Goldeneye and TheZookie007 (Palomine might be more of a "dour or circumspect zoomer"), but a poster could go nuts wanting to emulate them -- not worth it.
Now, I like "major zoomers" myself, but of an entirely different kind ...
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zoom zoom zoom! (as the ads for Mazda say )
Always remember the parable of the hare and the tortoise...slow and steady wins the race. Be a valued contributor to the Forum and you will get your millenium postings in time.
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Always remember the parable of the hare and the tortoise...slow and steady wins the race. Be a valued contributor to the Forum and you will get your millenium postings in time.
...says the man who posts everywhere and all the time!
You're leaping upon 6,000 quite quickly, my dear Zookie.
I myself intend to make 1,000 sooner rather than later.
Q-"Preferably by posting tons of JLH content"-BE
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...says the man who posts everywhere and all the time!
Weeeeeelllll....I don't usually post at the "Morphers Feedback" thread...
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Always remember the parable of the hare and the tortoise...slow and steady wins the race. Be a valued contributor to the Forum and you will get your millenium postings in time.
...says the man who posts everywhere and all the time!
Weeeeeelllll....I don't usually post at the "Morphers Feedback" thread...
True enough. But you do seem to be EVERYWHERE.
The only question is whether I'll get to 250 before you get to 6000!
Q-"242 & counting, while you're at 5991 as I see you"-BE
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Egad, Q, you're right!
Eh-eh-eh ... seems like only yesterday that I was reach my first 1000 just before Sadistyk reached his 2000 ... eh-eh-eh ... and it seems like only an hour ago that TZ007 was actually BEHIND me and not over a thousand posts AHEAD of me ... oh, those were the days, when I shot down the Red Baron in my Sopwith Camel -- oh, no, I feel a pain in my lumbago! Agatha! My rheumatism is acting up again! Eh-eh-eh ... oh deary me, I need new bifocals ... eh-eh-eh -- You damn [censored], get off my yard! Eh, well, I may not be long for this world, I may not see 6000. You hear that, Elizabeth? (Sorry, Agatha.) I'm coming to join you, honey! Oh dear, oh dear me, oh my ... eh-eh-eh ...
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Please, can I write that down? Please? It hardly ever happens!
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Eh-eh-eh ... seems like only yesterday that I was reach my first 1000 just before Sadistyk reached his 2000 ... eh-eh-eh ... and it seems like only an hour ago that TZ007 was actually BEHIND me and not over a thousand posts AHEAD of me ... oh, those were the days, when I shot down the Red Baron in my Sopwith Camel -- oh, no, I feel a pain in my lumbago! Agatha! My rheumatism is acting up again! Eh-eh-eh ... oh deary me, I need new bifocals ... eh-eh-eh -- You damn [censored], get off my yard! Eh, well, I may not be long for this world, I may not see 6000. You hear that, Elizabeth? (Sorry, Agatha.) I'm coming to join you, honey! Oh dear, oh dear me, oh my ... eh-eh-eh ...
Maybe I can convince some of the BEA models to massage your aching body?
Q-"Aching in more ways than one"-BE
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Well, apparently, you did!
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That's what a good human cloning program will do for you, you know! That, and/or some fancy smoke-and-mirrors.
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My accomplishment pales in the face of the pillars of the community around here, but given how long it took me to start posting (or stop lurking), I'm rather thrilled about reaching the big D (or 1/2 M).
The M is on the far horizon, but it'll happen. It's been fun so far!
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Like the lady in the lake? Disappearing forever and all that?
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I salute jimbobob -- and Shara, don't look now, but you're about to become an MD!
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I salute jimbobob -- and Shara, don't look now, but you're about to become an MD!
She's about to become another me?
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She's about to become another me?
Master "there can be only one" Dragonfly
Well, judging by your respective post counts, M.D., only half of you.
(1497 compared to 3048)
Q-"I couldn't resist"-BE
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Salutes to jimbobob and to shara: put their post counts together and you have two thousand!
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Actually, I was trying to convey the dumb joke of Shara becoming an M.D., as in "She can operate on me anytime."
I momentarily hijack my own thread for a small personal note that is nonetheless M-related. Sometime last year, I regret that I forget when, I started noticing these crisp crinkly new ten dollar bills, the ones with the red ink reading We the People. I liked them so much, I conspicuously refused to spend them, and thereby collected them. I didn't even really push for them, either; I like to break twenties anyway, and I got them as change not often, but pretty regularly.
The end result: as of breakfast today, I've collected a hundred of the suckers -- $1000 in reddish We the People bills. But will I use my newfound powers for good or evil? Probably I'll just shoot for $2000 -- unless, eh, by year's end I'll probably just wind up blowing 'em all on strippers.
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hey, this thread is about to hit 10,000 views
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I momentarily hijack my own thread for a small personal note that is nonetheless M-related. Sometime last year, I regret that I forget when, I started noticing these crisp crinkly new ten dollar bills, the ones with the red ink reading We the People. I liked them so much, I conspicuously refused to spend them, and thereby collected them. I didn't even really push for them, either; I like to break twenties anyway, and I got them as change not often, but pretty regularly.
The end result: as of breakfast today, I've collected a hundred of the suckers -- $1000 in reddish We the People bills. But will I use my newfound powers for good or evil? Probably I'll just shoot for $2000 -- unless, eh, by year's end I'll probably just wind up blowing 'em all on strippers.
***silently holds his hand out***
Do the right thing, dude.
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-Munch "That's a milestone" Wolf
10,000 views of a thread all about the thousands...how appropriate!
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Old business first:
Munch -- with any luck my Pittsburgh outings thread up in Meetings & Events will hit 10000 before much longer, perhaps especially if I can involve a phonecam or something ...
Crazy thing is, I was here at the exact moment it stood at 10000, but I had to check your post, and that automatically boosted it to 10001. If ever there was an accessible analogy of the Heisenberg principle, I'd say that's it.
TZ007 -- I'm inspired by your post. You're right. I will do the right thing. I will blow 'em all on strippers.
Newer business:
I'm trying to send an attachment to a newsletter in rich text, and nothing gets through. A WordPerfect version of the attachment gets to them, but not the rich text that they desire. This hasn't happened before, but is happening consistently now. What the H is going on??? I'm wide open to ideas and suggestions.
All right, at last, the actual post. This should be (fingers crossed) my 4994th post. I find this important, because 4993 has become a strange number here. It's the point at which the Nameless Metal One finally fizzled out, and more recently our TZ007 was momentarily stymied at that number. So getting past it feels like an accomplishment.
Looking forward, I can't for the life of me see any point to posting beyond 8888. I think 8888 would be my ideal fizzle-out point, because of the sheer bewbiness of it, suggesting four sideways racks, or two rows of two racks each (I think I prefer the latter). It would be pointless to post as high as Palomine, and while Styk, Munch, Goldie, ZoD, and TZ007 are admirable maniacs in their own right, I think I will let them go (like I really have a choice) off into their own stratosphere.
I will consider it an odd honor to briefly share (and only because of strange events in his RL) a first digit with gOOber, and I'll be happy to continue to hang out with out vintner and rtpoe in the 5000s. But gOOBer and sheber (interesting vague rhyme there) inspire me to push myself. Basically, some day I'm going to have to quit being nothing but textual, and branch out my talents. That's about the only way I can continue to justify my career here.
The last three years have been quite something, and I hope I can have a pleasant surprise or two in the next three.
That's all, carry on.
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Re: the RTF version not working -- beats the hell out of me.
Glad to be of help.
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GI John, I owe an apology to your post two pages back. You were right.
Wild thing just happened: just before I could post, I got a flashing envelope from Cheyenne Moon. Quadhouse has a thread about her up in the When Bad Things Happen to Good People (I forget the real name) section and I PMed her earlier. She's a proud woman, not really looking for any sort of help, just wanting to know that people know of her and are aware of her work in the world of Maxxis and look forward to her return. Fair enough.
Perhaps this is a reminder not to get too smug about coming so far, for all around us perfectly good people stumble along the way, and you never know who's next.
Anyway -- I've hit 5001. Go, me.
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Thanks, TZ007 -- and inspired by a note of yours here from three days ago, I notice that rtpoe and I added together now come to over 10,000. Which reminds me --
The time is nigh to keep an eye open for rtpoe's 5th M. To quote (very loosely) from the character of Jubal Harshaw from Stranger in a Strange Land, in a way unique in human experience, rtpoe (rather than Valentine Michael Smith) IS the planet Mars! Certainly the K C Strip confirms that. Go Mars!
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Congrats on 5K!
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Go rtpoe!
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THREE HUNDRED!
JLH would be proud.
Q-"I need some JLH boobiage to celebrate"-BE
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Hm, but just think she'll proud she'll be when you hit your first M ...
"Arty" (I dare not give that as an official nickname, hence the quotes) is even closer now, so --
*le bumpe*
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WHEW! I was beginning to think that gOOber was going to hit his sixth M before "Arty" hit his fifth ...
Speaking of which: it won't be long for gOOb now. Personally, I feel strangely honored to briefly share the same first digit of total posts with him ...
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In other news, on the most posts list, GI John is on top of RandomX, and hugejugglover is on top of Rhiannon.
Presumably, with their consent.
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Presumably, with their consent.
In regards to the first pairing, if it isn't with RandomX's consent, I full expect GI John to shortly disappear under a few hundred tons of tomatoes; in regard to the second, can you IMAGINE what a dominatrix like Mistress Rhiannon could do to you for committing a sin like that!?
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PS -- Happy birthday, Max!
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Presumably, with their consent.
Giddity-Giddity-Goo *pumps arms*
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Hey, hey, she's taken man, don't have any evil thoughts in that pervy brain of yours!
I know my place
Giddity-Goo
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PS -- Happy birthday, Max!
Now, that would be a happier situation.
Thanks for the HB, Druul.
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Like I said, I know my place... on top of RX
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Given the ebb and flow of the list, John, it's always relative -- Blax is just a few posts away from taking your place.
Speaking of which, I don't think he posts nearly as much anymore -- a shame.
In slightly more serious news: we've got a three-way pile-up coming on -- gOOber, DJFPC and hugejugglover are all coming due almost simultaneously ...
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In slightly more serious news: we've got a three-way pile-up coming on -- gOOber, DJFPC and hugejugglover are all coming due almost simultaneously ...
Mind out of the gutter, zookie, mind out of the gutter...
... ewww ...
Druul "beatcha to it Munch" Empire
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I can't help it...there's just something about this site that makes double entendres form from out of nothing at all!
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Aaand ... congratulations to rtpoe!
WHEW! I was beginning to think that gOOber was going to hit his sixth M before "Arty" hit his fifth ...
Speaking of which: it won't be long for gOOb now. Personally, I feel strangely honored to briefly share the same first digit of total posts with him ...
Thank you, thankyouverymuch....
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You and me both, brother!
It's getting to the point that I can't sing church hymns with a clear mind for any length of time, to wit:
'O Come All Ye Faithful'
'Come and Adore Him'
'I will arise at the sound of your name'
Just to name a few...
Q-"It makes me feel kinda silly"-BE
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-Munch "I didn't want to be a part of a threesome, at least not with any of them" Wolf
Exactly which I expected, which is precisely why I made the " ... ewww ... " comment ...
Druul "'ewww' is rarely interpreted as an endorsement " Empire
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Yeh-yeh-yeh ...
Not sure when I'll be back next, so -- congratulations Goober! It's been an odd honor to have briefly shared a first digit with your post total. Can't promise that we new tenants of the 5000s neighborhood will make your kind of mark, but I'll certainly try ...
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You're welcome!
(Does this mean we're not math nerds anymore? )
Like I say, it's busy around here -- gotta keep track of hugejugglover and DJPFC. I'm feeling a bit like Willard Scott -- time was, it was relatively rare to hit 100 or so, but nowadays the centenarian population is beginning to boom ...
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Predestination in action.
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(In other news, I'm personally finding it a little weird that the new MasterDragonfly avatar now appears almost directly over the JizzTits avatar ... )
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Master "ultimate comeback" Dragonfly
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Hmmm ...
I can't take the strain anymore -- while I've already congratulated HJL on his first M, I will now also congratulate DJPFC on his second M, as well as his obvious dedication to Denise Milani (and, perhaps some day again, Brandy Robbins).
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This forum needs some party smilies, ala The Overflowing Forum.
To wit:
Q-"Always ready to party"-BE
EDIT: 370 posts!
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400 POSTS!
30 posts in one day...a record...
Q-"Boy, am I tired"-BE
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Absolutely. During the week I can't tapdance us.
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Wow. Never seen 'tapdance' used as a (reflexive?) transitive verb before.
Master "congratulationsly" Dragonfly
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Congrats to all who made 3 zeros of any sort over the last while!
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Aaand -- all hail DJPFC, he made it to his second M!
Here's a present, DJPFC! Sorry it's so little!
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Congrats to all who made 3 zeros of any sort over the last while!
So...it's time to PARTY!!!
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Let's dance!
Cute and coy, you.
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And hugejugglover just reached his first M!
And it keeps on coming -- Chestnuts should hit his 3rd M before much longer. Sadly, this still does not get him onto the top page -- but the plus is, the top page still gets to enjoy JizzTits' avatar.
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We're in the middle of an M SWARM!
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Congratulations, Chestnuts!
Now if his avatar could stop spinning, she'd make a great breakwater for some fine old sailing ship.
Dang, Blax and Sadistyk are posting again ... it's like the old days ...
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Wow. Never seen 'tapdance' used as a (reflexive?) transitive verb before.
Master "congratulationsly" Dragonfly
Congrats to our newbs...and otherwise, well, one way to learn to view every word you thought you knew every way possible is to learn Russian.
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We're in the middle of an M SWARM!
And I did it without resorting to the post count inflation threads, unlike some people on the first two pages. *le smirk*
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Huh? I was just picking on the people who play Word Association, etc...
Sorry if you read it some other way.
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'Salright. I must admit, I'm not even sure I ever visited Word Association or What are you listening to? or any of those; I think I gave up on the joke thread after a few posts.
I could make every post on this thread and it would still not add up to one M -- however, I can see how Word Association could help ...
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Well, I'm responsible for the Joke Thread, so that's my bad. For everything else, I blame Munchwolf.
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Well, I'm responsible for the Joke Thread, so that's my bad. For everything else, I blame Munchwolf.
Hey, don't be trashing Munchy, because when you have a case of the munchies, don't come crying to him. Or me.
Or to J-Love.
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Druul "the scramble for 1000 right now is CRAZY!" Empire
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Half an M...I'm determined to reach half an M this week.
Q-"Any Inspiration, Please?"-BE
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Cherri: your 3rd M has come, and we salute you!
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(Pssst -- this thread may be about to go gonZo!)
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I may be sick for a bit -- details elsewhere -- so if I don't make it back, I hope someone will keep an eye on turbo, gonZo, and bignatslover ...
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All right, turns out I'm not THAT sick, so I may as well make it official --
Congratulations to gonZo on surely hitting his first M sometime this week! Though as seems usual with moderators, he may not opt to dip in here, nonetheless I salute him as a good mod -- not to mention one of my favorite Muppet Show characters.
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My 1000th post --like about 400 of the rest-- was a warning for some user to please follow the 1-1-1 rule, but thanks nevertheless!
Back to work...
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I don't believe it -- a historic development, and just before our thousandth post here -- a moderator visited! Much obliged.
Coming right up -- everyone watch for the second M of fellow W. C. Pope appreciator turbo ...
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Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing Carl beat everyone to his third M ...
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I'm tempted to reply twice to be the 1000th post on this thread but I shall resist the temptation
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Imagine that. I've snagged the 1,000th post on a thread devoted to people making posts in the thousands.
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Actually, GI slights himself -- he was "only" the 999th reply -- but you add the replies to the one first "zero-eth" post that generated the thread, and that makes it the thousandth.
But TZ007 made a new contribution -- now this thread is officially "on fire."
Which is a bit bittersweet, because I'd say its traffic has been a bit down of late. I wave as turbo zooms past.
So, good readers -- let's be sure to kick things back up into high gear when Carl earns his third M, whaddya say?
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Hell, I definitely miss the days when we had lots of threads and many contributors here without thought to post count. A couple great ones have passed on, others just left, and a few decent ones were banned. So....guess we're left with this bunch.
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Congrats on getting this thread "flamed" (in a nice way).
When this thread was started, DE and I were both at one M. My, what a gap it is now!
Slowly, but somewhat steadily, I WILL get my 3 M's. Just need a few topics I feel the need to chime in (or start). The Tenth Anniversary of the BEA (and my coloring of drawings) is helping.
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In that case, I'll be the second.
Home"A toast!"vintner
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Ya tretiye -- I am the third.
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Oh, I'm not worried. Far from it. Not that it really matters to me anyways, I could care less if I was on the first page listing. I'm just glad I can come here(even though the last year or so has been that much) and that I haven't been shown the door yet.
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Whoa, I was caught by surprise just now --
Congratulations to southy on his first M! And everyone keep an eye open for Lightfoot ...
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I'm keeping, but tonight is my birthday, so it's a bit blurry...not like you'll be able to tell.
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Well, a birthday is a milestone of sorts -- so congratulations, AZ.
Druul "I celebrated my 17,000th day -- my 17th M -- a couple of weeks ago" Empire
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Somehow shara caught me by surprise -- congratulations, shara, on your second M!
And we continue to await TheHerald ...
A personal note: it now takes more that 3161 posts to make the top page. I was stymied for over a year having cybernetic difficulties getting here, and my own count was frozen at 3161 for that epoch. It's a time to reflect that each of us needs to keep those channels open, or else we may fall much further behind our Archive activity than we would prefer ...
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Working on it!
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Surely he can, but he's waiting to make them dramatic. Ah, perfectionists.
AZ "post 3301" Wolf
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You may be right, ..oops, wasted a post!
My next one better be a doozy!
..but seeing 2999 looks kind of cool, too.
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Seal in the coolness.
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Congrats to TheHerald. A toast shall be made in your honor.
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Yay, "Oak Lair!" And to think, he blew his post on a "dolphins taste like tuna" joke. A true BEA man.
Lately I'm keeping my eye on Dr. Fashizzle and Lightfoot -- didn't Clint Eastwood star in that?
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Hark! TheHerald has three M's,
daa daa daa dee-dee doo doo.
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Now I'm going to be hearing Christmas music in my head for a few days.
Thanks, guys and girls!
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First "M" for me I guess. I wouldn't have noticed I was up to 999 if DruulEmpire hadn't messaged me about it.
It seems like I should have been higher, but then again, there was that forum crash years ago that forced everyone to re-register.
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Congratulations, LF -- and especially for doing it the old-fashioned way, with so many of your posts being updates of steady and excellent work.
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Congrats to Lightfoot! A toast in honor of your first M.
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Yay, Lightfoot!
'Bout damn time.
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'Bout damn time.
Really -- 01! Congrats on finally making it.
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I PMed him, so who knows when he'll make it down here -- but congratulations to the morpher supreme Dr. Fashizzle -- who, as near as I can tell, dedicated his 1000th post to yet another great morph of Chelsea Charms. Talk about dedication.
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I've been beat recently, but I can welcome them too....
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Way to go Dr. F!
Home"another toast"vintner
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Thanks! Glad I didn't waste it! W00t!
'Fo Shizzle!
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Whoa, Dr. F! Fantastico!
Time for me, at 525 posts, to begin my trek anew to 1000! I've been gone for several months due to my summer job having me under their thumb. As you can see, I've been in no hurry to escape the torturous punishment of Salma Hayek & Penelope Cruz.
So, either way, I win!
Q-"Redefining the meaning of my posts"-BE
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Congrats to Lightfoot, Dr. Fashizzle and the other recent millenial posters!
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I appreciate the pic, Doc.
He may not even stop down here, but for the record, Palomine, for all his "I'm just Karloff's Frankenstein creature just hangin' back sippin' tea" persona, has become a simply voracious poster of late, I wouldn't be surprised to see him hit a record 12 Ms sometime next week.
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Whoa -- everybody stand by for Palomine's 12th M!
And perhaps tndvrs's second M not long after that!
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Cyber-weirdness continues here at the Archive -- as I've noted up in Site Issues, the posting lists fail to note several members, from Palomine and Sadistyk and gOOber on down. Along with Pal, solvegas was due for a new M soon, and I can't find him either.
What gives?
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Can't find me ?! Oh no, call the cavalry, I need rescuing ! Fact is, compared to some of these guys I don't produce much. I am happy though I never put anything like .....Munchelsea .... to terrorize the k1ds out there. Anyways, this is my favorite forum. Some may find this hard to believe but this forum is one of the friendliest out there especially since it is pornographic ( in a nice way, of course )and too many people, due to the inherent anonymity of the medium, let their inner asshole out.
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Yeah, mid-week this week there were 3-4 accounts missing that I noticed. Considering there were still very old accounts that were not deleted, I knew it wasn't due to some non-use "weeding out" so...I dunno, either, but I also noticed and it's definitely very odd.
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It's official! Happy second M, tndvrs!
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Congrats!
Home"Yet another toast!"vintner
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Keep pouring, vintner -- solvegas will be reaching his third M any day now! (A shame the most posts list isn't showing that. )
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And Palomine will be hitting his record-breaking 12th M any HOUR now! (And the most post lists won't show that, either.)
Sure hope you can hold your liquor ...
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This is my 3000th post. I expect a brass band, cheerleaders and the whole town to turn out. Ahhum.....OK, I guess that's expecting too much. It only took 4 1/2 years to do it. Anyways, here's to me.
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HEY !!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED !!! I'm Down to one post ?!
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And your name's been changed, too. This place is getting weird ...
Anyhow, I applaud your patient effort, solVEGAS.
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Is this permanent ? I'm the original computer illiterate and I have a hard time figuring out how to fix these things. Sigh...
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(Sorry to interrupt this thread with semi-technical stuff...)
Sol, this is just the forum software fucking up. Don't change anything on your computer because of this. Just email matt[at]bearchive.com , and tell him you can't log in with your normal ID (make sure to mention that "solvegas" is the username of the account you want to use, and that "sol001" is the name of the account that you don't want to use). He'll be able to get things straightened out for you.
I'm guessing that you joined one of the site's pay-areas some time ago, using the login-name sol001. All pay-area users were automatically given forum accounts during the server transition on Sept 7th, so you now have two forum user accounts: solvegas and sol001.
Thing is, if you accidentally or intentionally logged into the forum or any pay-area this morning as sol001, that's who the forum thinks you are right now, and it won't let you log in as solvegas again until sol001's "session cookie" expires (and we don't know how long that will take).
To fix it temporarily, you can do this...
1) Click the "Logout" link near the top-left corner of any forum page.
2) Close all browser windows displaying BEA pages.
3) Throw away all of the BEA cookies that your browser has saved. If you're using FireFox, here's how: open the Preferences window, go to the Privacy tab, click the Show Cookies button, type "bea" (without quotes) in the Search box, then select and Remove all the bea cookies that appear in the cookies list. (The process is about the same in Safari and Konqueror, but if you're using a different browser, let us know here if you can't figure out how to remove cookies.)
4) Log back into the BEA by going to any forum page. When prompted for your username and password, enter your regular "solvegas" information.
Good luck!
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A toast to you too! I have another bottle set aside for when it's Pal's turn.
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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On a much lesser note (roughly 2300 lesser) I just cracked 700 and graduated to G cup.
Thanks for the good times!
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Uncork that bottle, vintner -- Pal just cracked 12000!
Someday, the most posts list may even show it ...
And keep ANOTHER bottle around, for when Inherency (Jude Law holding a molecular model? What IS that avatar?) hits his first M.
Druul "we sure are lucky to have our own vintner" Empire
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I hope to creep up on 3k someday soon!
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Happy birthday, Dr. Hyde -- and I hope you solve the K C Strip mystery before your 3rd M!
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He'd bloody well better, I'll be old by then!
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I hope this works....
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Hooray for me !! Thanks Gonzo !! Perhaps I can get my lost entries counted properly even though I'm afraid with my luck a meteorite will strike Earth and kill us all.
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Here's that toast for Palomine, as promised. Long may he participate and moderate.
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Congratulations, solvegas (as opposed to sol001)!
For the heck of it, I may salute Pal again once he hits 12345 ...
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Someone, start a drumroll for Inherency's first M ...
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Sol, on behalf of your third M, I present you with this pic of the infamous Munchelsea.
Just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you...again.
And grats to Palomine on his twelfth M.
'Twelfth.' That's one of those words that looks like it's spelled wrong, even when it isn't.
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I think we should have gathered together and ran Sol out on the street just to give him a taste of his job from the other side while we had the shot.
But since he's back I definitely welcome him. And I'd have expected the same in the past.
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Aaand ... congratulations to Inherency on his first M! (And I STILL want to know if that's Jude Law playing with a giant molecule.)
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If your liver is alone in that, then we're just not trying hard enough.
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Let's keep an eye open for the great Adama, who will fairly soon achieve his first M the old-fashioned way, through lots of hard work.
Meanwhile, as not only a Forum bug but an Addventurer, I have to say -- happy 5000-plus episodes to JH!
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Thank you.
And thanks for the heads up about this thread. But navigating a thread this size when you haven't been following it is something of a nightmare!
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Eh, I don't really navigate it -- I treat it like a snake with a head at each end, talk mostly to one head, once in a very great while to the other, and take the body in between for granted. Sort of like how fundamentalists read the Bible, for them pretty much everything is Genesis and Revelation ...
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Yes, but when you come to the thread cold, and there are several hundred posts all unread, and when you scroll down things start disappearing off the right-hand edge of the screen, then it can be a bit tricky.
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Any bets on when Druul will hit #6?
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tomorrow
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Tell you what, just out of spite I may hold off till at least Tuesday ...
I still consider Adama the main event right now. I will say this much: I figure I'll hit my 6th before Munch hits his 10th.
The thing is, I'm not nearly as wild a poster as, say, ZoD, who has been conspicuously absent since May 18 -- and for that matter, TheZookie007 would surely have hit his 7th M by now, but he's been AWOL since September 6.
Meanwhile, we have a whole different kind of M to look forward to. Ever see a smiley face explode into flame? Just keep an eye on the Describe It in Three Words thread in the days ahead ...
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I dunno ... you're 44 away ... and I'm 54 ... it's gonna be close ...
-Munch "oh .. 53 now" Wolf
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The real race now may be the wonderfully prolific ROUNDandHEAVY with the doggedly dutiful Adama for that first M. I intend to write a new heading as MunchWolf approaches five digits, and I realize it is primarily a month's worth of technical difficulties which has held TheZookie007 back from his 7th M.
Speaking of which -- it is so weird to be the sole sharer of the 6000s with gOOber. (Even though he says he's only here "sporadically" these days, I would expect Zookie to hit 7000-plus by Halloween.) I was really hoping I could have mastered some sort of visual content by now, as I achieve my 6th M, but no, I continue to plod along textually. Ah well, maybe it won't be much longer ...
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Awww ... you beat me
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Feh. How well you do it?
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Belated congratulations go out to the prolific and talented ROUNDandHEAVY, otherwise known as Bob, not only on the recent occasion of his gallery going up, but his first M!
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Yes, congratulations are in order any time a new gallery goes up here.
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Congrats to all
G_I "Wants to hit 5000 by Christmas." _John
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Right now I'm all for making way for the first M of the great, patient, and generous caretaker, he who comes down to us from the Before Time, Lorne Greene himself -- Adama!
And when he gets here, I have to ask him -- on the fifth page of the most posts list, does Zorlond's avatar directly above Adama's avatar (at least, once ROUNDandHEAVY keeps shuffling on upwards) feature the SAME ANIME HEROINE? Blown is my mind ...
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"SPORADICALLY" MY ASS, ZOOKIE!
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...and I realize it is primarily a month's worth of technical difficulties which has held TheZookie007 back from his 7th M.
Speaking of which -- it is so weird to be the sole sharer of the 6000s with gOOber. (Even though he says he's only here "sporadically" these days, I would expect Zookie to hit 7000-plus by Halloween.)
Looks like All Hallow's Eve came early this year for me.
-- TheZookie "I should do WHAT to your ass sporadically, Druul???" 007
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Looks like All Hallow's Eve came early this year for me.
-- TheZookie "I should do WHAT to your ass sporadically, Druul???" 007
'Twas more an inquiry into what constitutes "sporadic."
Congrats!
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Right now I'm all for making way for the first M of the great, patient, and generous caretaker, he who comes down to us from the Before Time, Lorne Greene himself -- Adama!
And when he gets here, I have to ask him -- on the fifth page of the most posts list, does Zorlond's avatar directly above Adama's avatar (at least, once ROUNDandHEAVY keeps shuffling on upwards) feature the SAME ANIME HEROINE? Blown is my mind ...
Awww.... Welp, this be my first M. Thanks for the kind words, Druul (I didn't even know about this thread till he drew my attention to it). It's taken a long time to get here...
Indeed, that IS the same character, by an amazing coincidence -- Sakaki, from "Azumanga Daioh", my favorite character from that manga/anime. She reminds me of myself (except for the gender ).
BTW, there is another M out there -- today marks the 1000th strip of one of my favorite webcomics, Questionable Content. Congrats!
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1000 strips is no joke. Congrats to them, and also to Adama for his own M.
-- TheZookie "and I was wondering about the similarity in his and RoundandHeavy's avatars as well, so it's nice to finally know for sure" 007
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All ... most ... there ...
20 ... more ... to .... go .....
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I dunno. Go ask Donny, he oughta know.
2nd place after Family Guy made the joke. Still pretty funny.
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Here's what I'm anticipating for this Veteran's Day (known to some of us as Witchblade Day):
AgentDee: actually, I think Dee may hit his second M by Monday the 5th, getting his celebrating to an early start.
PregNut: I think "Hugh" (that's the name he gives, after all) can make it to his fourth M no later than Veteran's Day.
MunchWolf: as to the ultimate "veteran," he seems to be taking his good old time, but I'd surprised if he didn't hit five digits by Veteran's Day -- and I will specially designate that.
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It has to do with the TV series, which was wicked cool in the first season but sort of fell apart in the second season. No one came out and said it, but I think the fact that it was such an intensely New York City show led to 9-11 hanging over it like a dark cloud, both figuratively and literally. Third Watch could survive that for a while, but Witchblade couldn't. (Rescue Me had the sense to arrive AFTER 9-11.) Anyhow, in the mystical lore of that show, 11-11-2000, Veteran's Day seven years ago, is a very big deal because that's when an ancient gauntlet attaches itself to our policewoman heroine and the action begins.
So far as I know, there are still no (official) DVDs of it.
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As I'm sure do over ten million other people on this planet, Nut. But seriously, congratulations to her.
All right, gang -- it could be two hours, it could be two days, but either way, let's prepare to honor the second M of the man with the great animated cartoon avatar -- AgentDee!
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well this is officially my 2000th post you guys have been so cool, i didn't even realize i was THAT close to the 2k mark .
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Now I'm seeing a "dark horse" -- appropriately enough -- who may seize the Veteran's Day thunder. GALVATRON appears to be closing in pretty quickly on his 2nd M.
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Hey look, 10 more posts
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*slap!* Oop!
Go take it, you've earned it.
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Sadistyk was the first to hit five digits (i.e. 10000 and beyond) but then had to cool off, and his avatar did likewise. As tortoise to Styk's hare, Palomine met and exceeded him, and so then there were two. And now MunchWolf -- who no doubt has been taking it easy so as to give Goldeneye more of a chance to catch up -- becomes the third.
I'm with AZWolf on this. The Deadly Purple One is close to his own new M, but he's a bit temperamental. I say, go for it!
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Oooooh ... Goldeneye is close .. hadn't noticed ....
-Munch "Maybe I should post something?" Wolf
ps: Pbth to GI_John below
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Munch!
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ps: Pbth to GI_John below
Pfft to you too Munchie
Though I'm glad you're saving #10000 for something more epic than just a reply to lil' me
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Ahh, maybe THAT is what Munch has been waiting for!
Kudos, Lord G!
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Now that's the way to celebrate your 2K, Galvatron! Way to go!
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With JLH, more like double-DD's.
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"Hugh" (PregNut) makes a rather dazzling point. All this time that I've been nurturing this M thread it never occurred to me -- "DD" would technically be M!
Then again, if you ever saw an M-cup -- whoa!
Anyhow, I share with Zookie in congratulating the Purple Lord on his bold style of celebration -- and I also appreciate LurkingWolfen's point -- all the more because he made a special effort even though he is, after all, lurking.
Anyhow, while we're all still waiting breathlessly for Munch to make his 10,000th post, I will now congratulate PregNut on his imminent 4th M!
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But I think you need me to inject reality. I was actually engaged to a DD in 2005-6. It was great, but broke down related to sex -- shit you'd never expect would be up for debate was. Can't describe it unless you also experienced it.
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Being engaged to a DD is nice...but actually marrying an J would be nicer still Good luck on that one, though!
-- TheZookie "awaiting Munch's 10,000th post with bated breath" 007
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A toast in honor of the purple one. Vino for us, energon for him.
Home"cheers"vintner
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Yes, Galvatron replied splendidly -- but now it is time (since Munch seems intent on teasing us) to turn from Galvatron to a Galvatron (and Ashley Juggs) fan, to one of the great Off-Topic regulars. PregNut, take it away!
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Wow! Someone actually read my profile. I'm honored...I think.
Preg(MMMM)Nut
P.S.: Check out my new sig.
P.P.S.: Your turn, Munch.
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Congrats, PN. Mmm ... color me strange, but I'm a liberal who has more faith in individuals mobilizing than I do in any of the Powers That Be -- political, corporate, whatever -- automatically doing the right thing. But I would say that if any government is going to exist to any degree -- big, small, whatever -- it oughta do what it oughta do.
Personally, I suspect that Munch is waiting for Goldeneye ... in which case, this could be a while ...
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Well done PregNut. Cheers to you.
Home"*clink*"vintner
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Kudos to you PregNut.
Though an individual is best able to make decisions concerning his future when the playing field is at least level, rather than slanted strongly in favor of those far above him to begin with, in order for him to make the most of what he has.
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Since I consider Munch a virtual 10,000 whether he posts or not, and since as of this writing Goldeneye now stands at 9988, I thought a change of heading was in order.
In other news, TheHerald will soon make it onto the bottom of the first page of the most posts list.
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Fine, ... 10,000
-Munch "I couldn't think of anything special to do, so I changed my avatar. Let's see if anyone notices" Wolf
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HAPPY 10K MUNCH!
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I've invented a drink to mark the occassion. Cheers!
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Congrats Munch. Dig the avatar change. I changed mine earlier today, but I'll pretend I did it in honor of your (ten) grand accomplishment.
Jimbo "still two C's away from my first M" bob
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Well done Munch!. I'll break out one of the magnums in your honor.
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And may I just say -- WHEW! The suspense was getting pretty bad.
And to think, if he had just posted three hours earlier, he could have enjoyed the old heading ... ah well ...
Someone's going to have to spell it out for me -- what IS new about the avatar? Glasses, check; hat, check; slip of paper, check; drink, check; Munch, check. Is it the background?
Anyhow, before Goldeneye steals the thunder: congratulations, and I look forward to seeing what your avatar is come post 20000.
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Congrats, Munchie! I knew you couldn't hold your breath for "munch" longer.
Soooo, is that you peeking over the shoulder of the half-melted stone giant, or are you actually NOT in one of your own avatars for a change? Enquiring minds need to know.
As for DruulEmpire's note about me reaching the first page of the "Most Posts" list..
Funny you should mention that because, as much as I hate to admit it, I've been watching that myself ever since I first looked at the list. No matter how many posts I make, I seemed "doomed" to stay on the second page as others surpassed me (usually people who signed on after me ) and the posts needed to make the first page kept climbing.
In any case, I refuse to make posts that are simply to increase my count, so nobody hold their breath over me getting there, just yet.
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Fine, ... 10,000
-Munch "I couldn't think of anything special to do, so I changed my avatar. Let's see if anyone notices" Wolf
'Bout fuckin' time!
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Congrats, Munch!
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Now that I can see it, I appreciate Munch inaugurating his Fremont Troll avatar on this thread.
You know, I get to thinking -- it seems there's a certain morbidity to the top of the list. Pal is Karloff in Creature makeup, Styk is some eternally furious fighter, and now Munch looks like one of Lovecraft's gentler imaginings.
But not for long, because heading for a rendezvous with five digits is He Who Is Named For My Favorite Bond Movie, a man who sounds much wiser than his young years, whose enthusiasm for this, that, and the other bodacious woman is as cornucopious as his avatar's ejaculatory powers, one of the first few hundred jive-talkin' boob men to hang out here at the archive -- let us now confer a LurkingWolfen bar-over-M to ... Goldeneye.
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(And as if all that were not enough, pedonbio -- I assume he's named for Roberta Pedon -- is on fire lately, he's going to hit his third M any day now ... )
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...And here we are. 10,000.
Seems like just a few months ago I was an eager, horny tenth grader with my first computer.
I feel as though I should have something profound to say at this point, but alas, I do not. In lieu of personal commentary, perhaps read the screenplay from Network. Yeah, that's almost up to my level.
Ten thousand. Indeed. Assuming that the post counts weren't reset each time the forum's crashed (though I'm probably wrong in that assumption) it's taken me eight years to get to such a number. Even if it was reset with the crashes, I figure it's taken me about six. So, in six to eight years, if I'm lucky, I won't have had some horrible accident or something and will perhaps be fortunate enough to celebrate the doubling of this number.
::Raises glass::
I love big titties.
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Hey look, 10 more posts
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Congrats Goldeneye! Cheers!
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Also, not that he may ever come down here, but Pal is fast approaching 12345. Those familiar with the movie Spaceballs may recall this as the combination of President Skroob's luggage.
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Congrats Goldeneye! Cheers!
Home"Waiter, another magnum, please"vintner
Better just keep the tap open, I got a birthday in two weeks lol.
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Mine's tuesday, I understand where you're coming from.
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...And here we are. 10,000.
Seems like just a few months ago I was an eager, horny tenth grader with my first computer.
You got to the tenth grade???
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::Raises glass::
I love big titties.
I'll drink to that...and to your 10K!
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Aaaand ... Pal hits 12345, congrats to him.
Weirdly enough, now that we've hit a top four above 10000, that's going to be pretty much it for a long time -- not unless TheZookie007 gets a more regular Internet connection and goes post-wild once more, but that would STILL be a long time. Now I just wait for MasterDragonfly to hit his fourth M. And, of course, TheHerald to make it to the top page.
"And the M thread settled in for a long winter's nap ... "
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Weirdly enough, now that we've hit a top four above 10000, that's going to be pretty much it for a long time -- not unless TheZookie007 gets a more regular Internet connection and goes post-wild once more, but that would STILL be a long time.
It's true. The order will shuffle a little--Munch has been hanging back lately and I've passed him, but he'll surely pass me again, and unless Sadistyk comes back, we'll both pass him in...I dunno how long it takes to make a thousand posts...what, maybe a year or two?
I remember when Jizztits was in the top ten...now he isn't even on the first page! At least pedonbio should be on the first page finally within a couple months.
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Weirdly enough, now that we've hit a top four above 10000, that's going to be pretty much it for a long time -- not unless TheZookie007 gets a more regular Internet connection and goes post-wild once more, but that would STILL be a long time.
It's true. The order will shuffle a little--Munch has been hanging back lately and I've passed him, but he'll surely pass me again, and unless Sadistyk comes back, we'll both pass him in...I dunno how long it takes to make a thousand posts...what, maybe a year or two?
I remember when Jizztits was in the top ten...now he isn't even on the first page! At least pedonbio should be on the first page finally within a couple months.
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Darn! He would have to kick me off the first page to do it. Well, I'll just have to enjoy my lofty position while I can (with all the perks and priviledges that come with it).
Of course if MaxBigfoot ever starts posting again, I'm in trouble anyway.
..or JizzTits or..
Hmmm, unless I can kick Zorro out of his spot. Then HE can take the fall to second page. As you know, ..it's female avatar vs. female avatar in this cutthroat climb for rank.
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You all know, rumor has it that, interesting responses tend to elicit additional interesting responses. The same may work for posts, but those who feel worthy of making a new posts are in rarified air. Statistically it makes sense. But we need the huddled masses to reply, too. Some of the old crowd were banned, passed on, or merely left. And not many have replaced them. But I am still available for certain folks to try to mock. Bring it on, I say.
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no no no, we are laughing *with* you ...
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no no no, we are laughing *with* you ...
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LOL
Um, can I use that joke some day?
.... and "Wofl"? Which one of your multi-personalities is that, MW?
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I think he means:
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"I am NOT a Merry Man!"
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I AM a Merriman!
http://www.chargers.com/team/roster/shawne-merriman.htm
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.... and "Wofl"? Which one of your multi-personalities is that, MW?
Only the most nit-picky.
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All he needs is his cane and his cup, and Worf'd be totally pimped out
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Ouch...but heya.
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Doubt he'll make it in time for the Waterford crystal ball to come down, but nonetheless I expect GI John to hit his new M any day now ...
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Gah, so close
And I'm partying tonight so no posting this evening
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And I'm partying tonight so no posting this evening
What, partyin' like it's 1999, even though it's actually (almost) 2008?
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I'll let you know if they play that in the club
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Ta-da
Oh and Zook, they didn't play that song last night
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"Ta-da" counts as data. Cheers to the GI on this first day of 2008.
And don't look now, but Master Dragonfly is steadily winging his way to his fourth M ...
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W00t, I finally made "P Cup"!
( and it was a decent post, too )
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Only a P cup?... pfft
Just kidding, congratsizzle
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MasterDragonfly, that ever-prolific ever-knowledgeable contributor primarily to the Real Life section, should wing his way to his fourth M sometime this weekend.
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In the meantime -- I could kick myself, because I knew full well a whole other milestone was upon us.
Happy (belated) birthday, TheHerald!
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Bigger milestone then you might know. I turned a half century old yesterday. Yep, the big 5 Oh.
God! That makes me feel older then my mental age of 19. Wish I could trade in my body for something younger (as long as it's just as free of smoke, drugs and alcohol as this one).
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Happy belated one, TH. A toast has been made in your honor.
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I almost totoally forgot about this. I was off working a weird cookie issue on the new site, when it suddenly hit me that Druul had reminded me that I'm about due to roll over the 4k odometer here.
So I checked, and WHOA! Not a moment too soon!
I pondered trying to come up with something and witty, but to no avail.
So you just get this slightly used collection of electrons instead.
Cheers, all!
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Congrats on the milestone. A toast shall be made in your honor.
Kudos..
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A personal note, especially as I guess I lost track of my Sixty Second Solitaire thread. I just now played a game of computer solitaire in 45 seconds with a score of 16242.
No telling how many years it will take to ever accomplish that again ...
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As a whole other kind of milestone, I'm crossing my fingers that the Rachel Aldana thread up in General Discussion may hit 100,000 views before March ...
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It probably will...especially if DJPFC keeps on putting up those amazing sample photos of her
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1.2M for this thread
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Don't look now, but the Eyyyyye-rrish-named Liam, enthusiast of various General Discussion threads and provider of good data like the origins of Power Girl, should be hitting his first M some time in this new week ...
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At least pedonbio should be on the first page finally within a couple months.
Darn! He would have to kick me off the first page to do it. Well, I'll just have to enjoy my lofty position while I can (with all the perks and priviledges that come with it). <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Of course if MaxBigfoot ever starts posting again, I'm in trouble anyway.
..or JizzTits or..
Hmmm, unless I can kick Zorro out of his spot. Then HE can take the fall to second page. As you know, ..it's female avatar vs. female avatar in this cutthroat climb for rank. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
In fact, we're both there, aren't we? But who cares about numbers, anyway??
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La la la.
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Huh, and I thought an obsession with sheer quantity was what this place was all about ...
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I feel like a part of a Hillary Clinton election campaign.
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Why, because you're an underdog now?
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I've felt like an underdog for about the last 2 years. But unlike Hillary, I'll still be around, and I'm not a bad person.
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2.5k posts make me a Z-cup
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Yay!
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Z away.
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Here she comes, here comes Z racer...
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A (belated) salute to Shara's Z-cup.
Things are moving once more. Goldeneye is now closer to being directly below Palomine than he is to remaining above MunchWolf. I now find myself under ZoD (one nation, perhaps, or just one empire?) and still wish I could pull off something spectacular before my count ever approaches his.
Far more to the point, the great Magic is as prolific as ever, and may hit his second M by -- Easter? We can hope ...
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A quick personal note -- looks like today is my fifth anniversary of being registered here!
And now to keep an eye on Magic ...
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...as will I!
Wow, Druul, that's a five-year anniversary worth celebrating...unlike the other, sadder one
-- TheZookie "plays 'Taps'" 007
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And speaking of anniversaries, G I John is 23 today.
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actually he just turned 16
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Heh.
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Nah, I'm going to take him at his word.
Getting to be kind of a race now (the way I prefer it ) -- TheZookie007's 8th M, magic's 2nd, and xenon's 1st. ("Inert" gas, yeah right! )
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Can I be a dark horse for my 1st M?
Jimbo "150-1 spread" bob
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No foolin'
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Yay, Zookie! (Jesus, you must have made twenty new posts in something like twelve hours -- that's fast even for you. )
This leaves me in a particularly weird state, because it means that soon I will be sharing the 7000s with -- ZoD! Bleh, I worry enough that I may be too ZoD-like, and now I'll be in his echelon. But with any luck, I may come up with a few non-ZoDdy tricks during the next eight hundred posts or so ...
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No foolin'
Grats, Zook.
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Thankee kindly
Hey, did my eyes deceive me, or did I see a birthday cake next to someone name here just now? Happy birthday to -- whoever it is!
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No foolin'
and less than a day later ur at 8025? :P
dayum
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While we wait out magic and xenon (and jimbobob, at his request), in other news, the Rachel Aldana thread up in General Discussion has just surpassed 100,000 views in under four months.
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And now, I think it's time for some magic ...
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(Although meanwhile, beshine's Real Life thread has reached 1000 posts ... )
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Hurrah for magic's 2nd M! Called to please help a flat-chested girl, he does, and in a very jubbly way! Here's to 2000 more.
I find it ironic that Real World section fan xenon is approaching his 1st M. "Inert" gas, my ass.
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Well done Magic!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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To quote Freddie Mercury, "it's a kind of magic...." Well done!
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"Inert" (yeah, right) xenon has just reached his first M. Who knows, maybe this Element X (Xe, actually) may be useful to the discussion of new materials in the Beyond Silicone thread ...
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We all realize that if this thread were a member, he would be on the second page...
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Considering I was noticed maybe twice ever here, oh hell yeah.
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Ouch! This guy has really been rippin' through the posts lately -- a toast to homevintner on his (already surpassing his) 6th M, tho I guess I should reimburse him for something from his own wine cellar ...
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Eh, I'm taking my time. ("Official" nickname is Druul -- there was very briefly a morpher calling himself DE, and I could not in good conscience take credit for his work, and I've kept that distinction ever since.) True, I'll be leaving the 6000s in a few weeks, I guess -- which means that the 6000s will become an all-alcohol zone, what with vintner's SaRenna squeezing the wine and gOOber chugging the moonshine ...
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Douwe Egberts
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And no sooner do I see our vintner enter the 6000s than I depart.
I really do need to jazz up my cyber-capabilities by post #7777. We shall see.
At any rate -- 7th M, go me.
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GO GO GO GO....
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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Congrats
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Ah, how well I remember my 7,777th post here...NOT!
Congrats anyway!
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Seems this post has suffered some...lossage recently.
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Lossage is not a word.
I think by "post" you mean "thread."
Back on page 60, a couple of posts appeared more than one month apart from each other. If it ever falls back to that, that's when I'll worry.
Oh, and:
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Lossage is a term used in regards to signals lost in regards to sent. Used it as a slang term here. Whip me.
Post, thread. Given how many different systems exist today where people may post on the web, and all the ways to describe every activity thereon, to try to get elitist using one term over another, all I can say is -- ehh.
AZ "Apologize for the old 's but they've been a long time ago. I behave better now even when **92**. Get over it." Wolf.
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While we wait out magic and xenon (and jimbobob, at his request), in other news, the Rachel Aldana thread up in General Discussion has just surpassed 100,000 views in under four months.
*Wakes up* Huh? What? Aw, jeez. Are you still waiting for me? Man, there's nothing worse than a guy dragging his posting feet.
Jimbo "except a guy dragging his posting kidney" bob
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(Correct terms are "elitist?")
Glad jimbobob spoke up -- the man with the Harley Quinn avatar (at least, that's how it looks to me) is now possibly within 24 hours of his first M!
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"Words fail me."
Jimbo "...!" Bob
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Congrats on your first grand! I also like the new avatar.
Home"A toast shall be made in your honor"vintner
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I like marmalade on my toast, if you can't get butter, thank you.
Congratulations on your first thousand posts. Your avatar may be a picture, but on the random video from YouTube thread, I posted a video recently of a woman who could do what your avatar is doing. Interestingly arousing.
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Greetings all,
This is just a quick announcement to follow-up on my first M. I figured this would be a good time to reclaim my most typically used moniker "robclassact." I post and write stories on other boards as robclassact, but an account mix-up had me stuck using "jimbobob" here (not very interesting story on how that happened).
Fortunately, the admin staff here was kind enough to allow me to reclaim my monicker as well as the 15 or so posts I had under it. Their generosity in the matter demonstrates how great the staff here really is.
Anyways. Jimbobob is dead. Robclassact lives again!
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Well, it's a class act clarifying the whole thing like this. Thank you for reporting.
And if I'm not too mistaken, this is the week that 3der may hit his next M ...
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Ha ha ha This is my first time in this thread and I had no idea what this thread was about until I was invited in with 4000 post, YeeHaw!
All this time, and never knew it. I read the Book of "M" long time ago, and it was interesting and I still remember useful sex tips. I google it and see no reference to the book. I am thinking maybe the author name was "M"? The book suggest rolling a grape in your mouth with your tongue without breaking the skin and then to apply the same pressure on the female nipple. There was a whole chapter on how to arouse a women with her breast.
I consider this place unique and I am honor to be here. Thanks for putting up with my grammar and controversial topic. I welcome your opinion, however opposing or awakening they may be, and that you would always be free to express them. But most of all thanks for letting me put up stereographic pictures of woman with huge breast!
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All this time, and never knew it. I read the Book of "M" long time ago, and it was interesting and I still remember useful sex tips. I google it and see no reference to the book. I am thinking maybe the author name was "M"? The book suggest rolling a grape in your mouth with your tongue without breaking the skin and then to apply the same pressure on the female nipple. There was a whole chapter on how to arouse a women with her breast....
Were you perhaps thinking of the book The Story of O? Not that I've read it or anything, but it sounds like the book you're looking for.
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Maybe we need an O thread --
-- if only to provide a tic-tac-toe partnership with X, as in SwitcherX, that great appreciator of women like Maggie Green and Nelli Roono who comes to us regularly with his Tina Fey Eichmann avatar. He'll be hitting his third M any day now.
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Maybe we need an O thread --
-- if only to provide a tic-tac-toe partnership with X, as in SwitcherX, that great appreciator of women like Maggie Green and Nelli Roono who comes to us regularly with his Tina Fey Eichmann avatar. He'll be hitting his third M any day now.
A third M, MMM, the sound I make when I watch videos of Maggie and Nelli? Or is MMM Nelli's cup size?
Rejoyce everyone, for I am the appreciator of all women on this forum, yay. I'm also great. This is my 3000th post on my 2030th day on the forum. that works out to a post every 1.478 days. It could be more often but then the signal-to-noise ratio would go way down.
Lots of things have happened since I got here. Like a couple of years ago when I said I'm making a model database. I'm still doing it. It'll be done Real Soon Now. Before I make another 3000 posts. I promise.
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Well done! A toast has been made in your honor.
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Looking forward to the database, X.
My superstitious nature is dreading this, but I see no way around it -- Palomine may be just a day away from hitting his 13th M.
Also, Goldeneye is about to overtake Sadistyk. Just a few years ago, such a feat might have been considered impossible ...
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Posting so I can then look and see my count, 'cause I'm too lazy to do all the sorting with the User List.
ETA: Oh god, I'm here too much lol.
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No, you're here enough.
Aaaaand -- it's official, Goldie now ranks over Sadistyk and only under Palomine, and this as Palomine is just about to hit his 13th M.
I rather appreciate this invasion, by Goldie as well as by TheZookie007. The uppermost poster tend to have relatively asexual avatars: Pal's Karloff, Munch's own pic, sheber as either the Reverend Jim or Kwai Chang Caine. These are fine as they go, but I get more enthusiastic about the more boob-driven avatars.
Goldie and Zookie may even meet some day ...
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Pal has his 13th. I'm crossing my fingers that nothing untoward happens to him.
Druul "I mean, look at Apollo 13" Empire
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Man I hate being half way to an M
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I rather appreciate this invasion, by Goldie as well as by TheZookie007. The uppermost poster tend to have relatively asexual avatars: Pal's Karloff, Munch's own pic, sheber as either the Reverend Jim or Kwai Chang Caine. These are fine as they go, but I get more enthusiastic about the more boob-driven avatars.
Goldie and Zookie may even meet some day ...
I liked GoldenEye's former avatar just fine, but his new one is quite...intriguing... I don't think I'm going to change for a long while yet, all the better to preserve Jade Feng as she used to be, pre-BA.
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Druul "I mean, look at Apollo 13" Empire
Yeah, but they all came back alive at the end of the film, so no worries
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Man I hate being half way to an M
At least it's better then three-quarters of the way to an M.
I think one of the reasons why the Roman Empire fell apart was their inability of their numbering system to easily denote fractions
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Man I hate being half way to an M
At least it's better then three-quarters of the way to an M.
I think one of the reasons why the Roman Empire fell apart was their inability of their numbering system to easily denote fractions
And your ability to quote replies.
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Eh, you haven't been a slouch yourself there, AZ.
A word of warning: Palomine has just hit 13013 on Friday the 13th.
Drul "counting the hours till midnight" Empire
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Drul "counting the hours till midnight" Empire
Real time, or the site time stamp?
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Well, that's all kind of academic now ...
Here's looking forward to Hentaibee hitting his fifth M by the solstice ...
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He'll probably want to get outside and enjoy the sun though
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Or enjoy the look of certain other people out in the sun.
Actually, we have a fair race now: 'Bee for his fifth, and Shara for her third ...
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This would be like the Democratic nomination race if Hentaibee was biracial and shara was a shrew
-- TheZookie "I was gonna say 'and shara was the junior senator from NY' but I was going for the easy laugh" 007
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I'm not so sure -- have you checked out the new "McCain girl" thread up in the General Discussion?
Congratulations!
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meh... If I ran for president, no-one would dare oppose me, except maybe Galvatron.
Happy 3000, Shara!
*sees Galvatron's opposition*
Erm, I mean...
...your insolence will not be tolerated! Galvatron the Great will rule over all the world by defeating the hated Autobots, saving your pathetic megalomania for last, Shara!
Q-"J/K "-BE
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Congrats Shara. A toast has been made in your honor.
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Good idea -- I'll toast as well, and break out the Douwe Egberts.
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In China, the number 8 is the lucky number not 7.
So, I'm all lucky today! See you all on August 8th later this year for another massive infusion of good luck!
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Huh -- by that logic I'm sort of lucky right now. I'm the eighth most prolific Addventurer and the eighth most frequent poster on this Forum.
Meanwhile -- 5 will be Hentaibee's lucky (M) number any moment now -- provided he finds something new to pique his interest, and alert us to ...
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I'm beating the rush and congratulating TheZookie007 on his 9th M. In one day, he's jumped 25 posts, from 8888 to 8913!
At this pace, he'll be hitting his 9th M by Sunday.
Q-"What's your secret, Zookie?"-BE
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Eh, he won't make it -- but TZ007's rapacious progress has never been lost on me.
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I'm beating the rush and congratulating TheZookie007 on his 9th M. In one day, he's jumped 25 posts, from 8888 to 8913!
At this pace, he'll be hitting his 9th M by Sunday.
DruulEmpire:
Eh, he won't make it -- but TZ007's rapacious progress has never been lost on me.
Do I hear a challenge? Don't get me started, I spend too much time here as it is
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1. Time on my hands (the good thing about freelancing ).
2. A deep and abiding interest in BE, big breasts, and this Forum.
3. FREE WIFI!!!!!
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Do I hear a challenge? Don't get me started, I spend too much time here as it is
Hear what you want to hear.
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1. Time on my hands (the good thing about freelancing ).
2. A deep and abiding interest in BE, big breasts, and this Forum.
3. FREE WIFI!!!!!
Hmmm, sounds like an ideal situation for me. Maybe we SHOULD hook up and collaborate, one writer with another.
And, by hookup, I mean meet in real life.
Q-"Not for sex, though"-BE
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Maybe we SHOULD hook up and collaborate, one writer with another.
And, by hookup, I mean meet in real life.
Q-"Not for sex, though"-BE
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I'm beating the rush and congratulating TheZookie007 on his 9th M. In one day, he's jumped 25 posts, from 8888 to 8913!
At this pace, he'll be hitting his 9th M by Sunday.
You WRONG, muthafucka!!!!!
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Do I hear a challenge? Don't get me started, I spend too much time here as it is
Hear what you want to hear.
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Q-"What's your secret, Zookie?"-BE
1. Time on my hands (the good thing about freelancing ).
2. A deep and abiding interest in BE, big breasts, and this Forum.
3. FREE WIFI!!!!!
Hmmm, sounds like an ideal situation for me. Maybe we SHOULD hook up and collaborate, one writer with another.
Jesus, how many of us are freelancers? That makes at least three.
Goldeneye
(Inching toward 11M)
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Then it sounds like you have some posting to do.
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I'm beating the rush and congratulating TheZookie007 on his 9th M. In one day, he's jumped 25 posts, from 8888 to 8913!
At this pace, he'll be hitting his 9th M by Sunday.
You WRONG, muthafucka!!!!!
I woulda hit that mark if it wasn't for you meddling k_ds!
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Nothing a quick edit can't take care of
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Well, this just goes to show that it's tough to get anything past 007 -- and meanwhile, Hentaibee is still taking his time hitting 5000. Congrats, TZ!
Sheber's looking all alone in the 8000s ... I'd better join him ...
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Ah well, better late than never...
Ha! I got to you!
You're the definition of a self-fulfilling prophecy!
Q-"Now for me to get to 1000 before you hit 10000"-BE
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Home"Cheers!"vintner
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Well, this just goes to show that it's tough to get anything past 007 -- and meanwhile, Hentaibee is still taking his time hitting 5000. Congrats, TZ!
Sheber's looking all alone in the 8000s ... I'd better join him ...
Yeah, Zookie. Except if you subtract your posts in THIS thread, you're at about 5,000.
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Well, this just goes to show that it's tough to get anything past 007 -- and meanwhile, Hentaibee is still taking his time hitting 5000. Congrats, TZ!
Sheber's looking all alone in the 8000s ... I'd better join him ...
Yeah, Zookie. Except if you subtract your posts in THIS thread, you're at about 5,000.
And thus the global WAH begins.
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Aaand -- the ever-updating Hentaibee is now just a moment away from his fifth M!
Unless he isn't.
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For his 5000th post, 'Bee took a break from his usual thread to comment on Sabrina Sabrok going bigger in about a month down in Real Life. Ya gotta salute that.
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Salute!
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Sabrina's going even bigger?? Goodness! I gotta check that out!! (Congrats, Hentaibee!)
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Congrats to all
G_I "Was using this moment to check his total." _John
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There's an interesting race for the second M right now. R&H, perhaps better known as Bob, should be hitting it by week's end, but Cutter and gonZo are not too far behind.
(What's the story with GoCubsGo, anyway?)
Dick Woods could, of course, rant his way across the finish line in no time -- but that's his priority. I'm seeing a positively Aesopian "Tortoise vs. Hare" scenario here ...
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this thread needs more cookies
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Or for lack of cookies, a guest appearance by Bob's great Halle avatar!
(*Druul starts drumroll*)
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2K and still Morphing!!!!
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Excellent news.
And THANK you!
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I seem to remember there used to be lots of panckes too.
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Cookies and pancakes -- mmmmm!
Say, while I'm looking at contenders for the second M -- I don't see any new action there for another week or so -- I have to wonder: does anyone know what's up with the mod known as auto reply? Based on his avatar, I would speculate that he knocked off three months ago to concentrate on playing Wall-E.
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Congrats! That is one heck of a way to hit a milestone.
Home"A toast!"vintner
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Two excellent pictures in one post (the "Battlestar Galactica" girls and mega-Halle) -- thank you, and congratulations, RaH!
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Cookies and pancakes -- mmmmm!
Say, while I'm looking at contenders for the second M -- I don't see any new action there for another week or so -- I have to wonder: does anyone know what's up with the mod known as auto reply? Based on his avatar, I would speculate that he knocked off three months ago to concentrate on playing Wall-E.
I've posted with auto_reply on The Overflowing Forum in the past, and, judging from what I've seen of his posts over the years here and there is that he's the kind of guy who prefers to be seen for not being seen. His apparent lack of a presence is only a nod to his actual, hidden presence, and his pure, hypnotical genius in making us think he isn't here when he is.
Hence the name. It seems like he auto-replies when he's here, or when he's gone.
Q-"In a nutshell, he's here in fits and starts"-BE
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Speaking of mods, I figure that gonZo may hit his second M by Monday.
If anyone's going to be here for that, they may want to keep all easily plunged (or plungered?) items out of the way ...
However, pedonbio may hit his fourth M even before that!
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And here's to the 4th M of pedonbio, who by his very name commemorates Roberta Pedon. Gets me to wondering if I should be uschibio, or even susannebrechtbio ...
Meanwhile, gonZo may just "plunge" right in here at any moment ...
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And here's to the 4th M of pedonbio, who by his very name commemorates Roberta Pedon. Gets me to wondering if I should be uschibio, or even susannebrechtbio ...
Meanwhile, gonZo may just "plunge" right in here at any moment ...
Drat! I thought I could sneak past and no one would notice!
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Crap, I forgot about it, so I didn't get a chance to see it roll over. Oh well, my total is heavily padded with 1-1-1 warnings, anyway...
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Kinda cool to have a mod stop by -- thanks, gonZ, for "plunging" in, and thanks too for that idea up in "Chelsea in 2009" for a "Chelsea in Space" thread ... now there's a concept ...
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I must admit... I still like that avatar
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gOOber fans, attend -- I'd say he's going to hit his 7th M before month's end!
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Go for it, gOOb!
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Got 'er dun!
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Congrats!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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I've got a couple hundred more posts before I face the truly sad moment when I bump up against doggo's spot.
Well, technically I'm bumping against him now. But you know what I mean. There should be some way to give doggo a permanent spot on the front page. Doggo, I'm tempted to say, was the man who made breast expansion a fit topic for conversation; he didn't exactly bring big breasts to the internet, but he was present at the creation.
I love you, you old Tory fart!
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Present at the creation? 'sfunny, he never looked that old to me...
Congrats at the lucky seven thou gOOber!
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Thank you. I would like to thank all the
for making it possible.
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Good speech!
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Cutter is one of our great Vixen fans -- and he may hit his second M sometime next week.
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Ah well, better late than never...
Ha! I got to you!
You're the definition of a self-fulfilling prophecy!
Q-"Now for me to get to 1000 before you hit 10000"-BE
Good luck with that.
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I just hit the 2400 mark yesterday.
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100 posts a day and you'll reach 3K in a week
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Zookie, please -- 100 per month is rough enough (though I guess not for you).
Cutter is one of Vixen's gentlemen -- SUCH a gentleman that he may take a full week yet. Now I'm betting that Goldie will hit his 11th before I go out to lunch on Wednesday ...
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I'm betting he'll hit 11K before I finish typing this sentence!
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Good luck with that.
Yeah, with my two-week banning, plus a busy life, posts have been hard to come by...
Q-"BTW, I'm missing a very good spaghetti dinner to be here right now, thank you very much"-BE
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You were banned? I thought it was a self-imposed hiatus.
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11K is a serious milestone. Congratulations, Goldeneye!
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Heya, cowboy...
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Just got back from that lunch (but had no access here for the past 14 hours) -- that was cutting it close!
If you don't mind, I will be saluting you again when you hit Yahtzee.
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11K
Mazal tov!
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And a happy annual milestone day to you, PregNut!
Indeed!
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And a happy annual milestone day to you, PregNut!
Indeed!
Thanks. According to Jack Benny, it'll be my last one.
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You were banned? I thought it was a self-imposed hiatus.
Nope, an official temp-ban, based on a few angry posts I made last month. No need to rehash the past.
Go here to find my name in the rogue's gallery. Not something I'm proud of, to be sure, but definitely interesting to note.
Q-"It won't happen again, if I can help it"-BE
EDIT: I think we are on two different pages, PregNut. I did attempt to leave many moons ago, but I made an official comeback thread when I realized I couldn't stay away. The temp ban happened subsequent to my return. I explain more in the leaving thread as I comment on my return and what it means to me.
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Cutter is one of our great Vixen fans -- and he may hit his second M sometime next week.
closer ... closer ...
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closer ... closer ...
[Deathstar] Stay on target...............stay on target.............
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Well this will make it official. This is my 2000'th post.
Double M.
Had no idea anyone was watching my post count. So did anyone win a bet, or lose one?
I had to be informed of my eminent approach to this milestone.
Aside from a growing number do I get anything?
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I had to be informed of my eminent approach to this milestone.
Aside from a growing number do I get anything?
You get a special commemorative ring. Look for it in the mail...it should be arriving any time from now!
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Zookie, thanks, man.
On a personal note, I believe I have just now surpassed ZoD. Not so long ago, that would have seemed downright impossible ...
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So now ZoD has to kneel before you? Weird, dude.
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Careful Druul, you'll wake him. Well done, Cutter.
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Had no idea anyone was watching my post count.
Reminds me of a time when I was at a gathering of some acquaintances. I brought along a young lady. Afterward I said something about how one of the guys acted as if he had the biggest dong in the room. She told me that he didn't.
I was surprised that women noticed such things, but they do.
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A gentleman wouldn't ask.
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My 10th K.
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A gentleman wouldn't ask.
Home"so what did she say"vintner
You know me, Homevintner. She said that women could tell by looking a couple of times, even when a guy was dressed. Of course, she was my kind of woman: She had made a study of penises.
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Dang, Zookie, it seems like only yesterday that you were just at 9960 -- in fact, I think it WAS yesterday!
Congrats! You are now one of the Five Digit Five. The only real suspense now is, when do you overtake Goldeneye?
Druul "a 007 and a Goldeneye ... hmmm ... " Empire
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Congrats Cutter and Zookie!
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Congrats! You are now one of the Five Digit Five. The only real suspense now is, when do you overtake Goldeneye?
It'll happen, 'cause he posts more often than I do, and I go through periods when I'm not around much. I think it'll happen within the next year.
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Congrats Cutter and Zookie!
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Congrats! You are now one of the Five Digit Five. The only real suspense now is, when do you overtake Goldeneye?
It'll happen, 'cause he posts more often than I do, and I go through periods when I'm not around much. I think it'll happen within the next year.
That's because you have G cup women throwing themselves at you, and I don't...yet!
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My 10th K.
Congrats.
Q-"How odd—only a few words from you"-BE
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Speaking of the Five Digit Five, another milestone -- my apologies for not getting on top of this for an exact anniversary, but it's been a year plus a couple of days since Styk last posted.
I just hope he's all right, wherever he is.
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Yeah, he has been quiet for quite a while...
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Maybe the immortal one needs some time to regenerate.
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Maybe the immortal one needs some time to regenerate.
Is Sadistyk from Gallifrey?
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Careful Druul, you'll wake him. Well done, Cutter.
Home"A toast!"vintner
I caught ZoD lurking around here earlier ... you never know ...
Any day now -- tomorrow, perhaps -- MasterDragonfly could "humbly pass along data" and stealthily achieve his glorious fifth M.
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MasterD's gently undulating avatar is one of my very favorites here, so I will be glad to see the 5th M from him.
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Ta daa!
Oh wait. Umm... so big implants are good, mmkay?
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If your avatar is a customer, evidently.
Congrats!
(Wild times: Goldeneye is achieving Yahtzee -- 11111 -- Dick Woods (with Jane) is ranting (and complimenting) his (their?) way to a 2nd M -- and any post now, my own total will be sheber's written backwards ... )
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It's official -- Goldie has just hit 11111. Hurrah!
(And I've hit sheber's 8597 -- backwards.)
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GI, very much obliged -- I'm a little superstitious, and I'm glad to see us out of the 1300s ...
(Dick? Jane?)
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Ta daa!
Oh wait. Umm... so big implants are good, mmkay?
Congrats, MasterDragonfly aka Plug-n-Play from TOF.
Q-"I'm still here, but I'm no longer there"-BE
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While we're all waiting for Dick and/or Jane, I may as well scoot in and claim my 8th M.
I consider 8 an ideal BEA numeral, suggesting breasts seen sideways. I want to shoot for 8888, which can suggest two rows each two bosoms across.
Beyond 8888 ... I don't know. It really is time for me to sort out what I want to do at all seriously around here ...
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8888...been there, done that...I guess that would be an ideal post number if you are of Chinese descent, since eight is the lucky number for them (as opposed to the Western penchant for seven).
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But many of us aren't the ideal post but we still happen.
You took the words right out of my mouth, and garbled them, but good!
BTW, on my odyssey to my first M, I recently passed 700.
Q-"One post at a time"-BE
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You took the words right out of my mouth, and garbled them, but good!
BTW, on my odyssey to my first M, I recently passed 700.
Q-"One post at a time"-BE
This time of night I do what I can, mostly after spending a few hours speaking only Russian without shots of vodka.
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That's gotta be rough.
The being without vodka part, I mean.
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Having to drink vodka that passes for worthy here, for sure.
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Congratulations go out to Dick for making his 2000th post up in Meetings and Events on the EXXXOTICA thread -- and with a great picture of him and Jane to boot.
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Oooppps! Five.
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Six more posts and I'll pass doggo. That's fraught with emotion, 'cuz doggo brought me on board, and doggo should be here forever.
Oooppps! Five.
He will and should be. I passed him a while ago but when he still posted he and I traded mocking tales about meerkats....And later Animal Planet created a successful series about them. While that is still ongoing, I think his wit and our respect should continue indefinitely.
But those of us who still try to post wryly should still also be able to.
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I know it is not my 3000th post but i just did 2500th today.
Agent "499 left to go" Dee
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Druul "that's Roman numerical humor for you" Empire
PS: I wish I'd known doggo better.
(Footnote: D = Roman numeral for 500, as in MMD = 2500.)
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Eh, well ... you are Agent D ...
Druul "that's Roman numerical humor for you" Empire
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Q-"No intelligence insulting here"-BE
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If it makes you feel any better, Druul, I got the joke. I'll try to explain it to my dear friend AgentDee here...
Q-"No intelligence insulting here"-BE
Agent "STILL does not get it" Dee
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So, I'm guessing Q did not reach you like he said he would, hmmm --
Look back at my original post -- I re-edited the end of it with the answer.
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I miss doggo. he was cute and furry and cuddly and he had witty remarks and he liked pancaked meerkats and and and and
Yah, he was the best!
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Yah, he was the best!
She was a height queen.
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So, I'm guessing Q did not reach you like he said he would, hmmm --
Look back at my original post -- I re-edited the end of it with the answer.
I blame the intarwebs, or at least, my lack of access thereto...
Q-"Dee rhymes with D, which Romans used to represent 500, or a one-half M"-BE
PS. It's also why this thread talks about 1000s of posts as Ms. In Roman days, 1000 = M. It's all about Roman numerology.
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It's funny how things that I have taken for granted that people know are unknown. When I was a lad, I learned all about Roman numerals (not numerology, by the way, that's something else entirely ). I remember reading somewhere online about a guy complaining that he couldn't understand it when the BBC put "MMII" on the copyright notice at the end of their broadcasts (in other words, he didn't know that MMII = 2002 in Roman numerals).
The other day, I was online with a cousin of mine; he's in high school. I made a reference to Aesop's fable of "The Frog King" and he was like, "Who's Aesop, what's a fable, and what's 'The Frog King'?" This is a kid in AP, to make matters worse.
Damn. Where are we going, and what are we doing in this handbasket?
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I'll preemptively blame George W. Boob and the Republiboobs, because we know that's where this is headed.
Q-"Even though I blame Boob Clinton and the Demoboobs"-BE
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Movies still end with production years in Roman numerals in their ending credits, although people tend not to notice that (and probably notice it less now that cable stations can squoosh and/or speed up those credits to rush through the commercial break). I think I once saw a 1990 movie that claimed to have been made in MXM.
Q, I see no need to get all hot -- I think some of us have a right to get existential and wistful, in a way transcending party, every once in a great while.
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Well, all I'll say further on the subject is that many people in this country equate living with GWB as President as like living in hell.
Of course, I believed just the same about WJC, even as a young person.
But, of course, in reality, hell is what you make of it. Same as Roman numerals, public "screwal" education, and handbaskets.
Q-"IV more years!"-BE
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Well, all I'll say further on the subject is that many people in this country equate living with GWB as President as like living in hell.
Of course, I believed just the same about WJC, even as a young person.
Until 2000 I didn't care so much about the elections, though I voted. And until later I didn't experience the effects.
Trust me, it matters. Your vote won't, but you have to try, and also in doing so you earn the right to bitch for the next 4 years if the other side is in control and all hell breaks loose.
And it can be cumulative. I'm 38 and I approach a presidential vote in the worst financial situation of my life and with our country in the worst situation in at least your lifetime.
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Movies still end with production years in Roman numerals in their ending credits, although people tend not to notice that (and probably notice it less now that cable stations can squoosh and/or speed up those credits to rush through the commercial break). I think I once saw a 1990 movie that claimed to have been made in MXM.
Mhm. TV shows still do it too. I know because I spent a couple of years looking forward to 2000 and enjoyed the fact that everything ended with "Copyright MM."
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Mhm. TV shows still do it too. I know because I spent a couple of years looking forward to 2000 and enjoyed the fact that everything ended with "Copyright MM."
"Copyright Massive Mammaries?"
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Well, that does it. With 10849 posts (one more than Sadistyk) I am now the poster with the third-highest number of posts of all-time. My only current rivals are Palomine and GoldenEye. Yay me.
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Delete 1-1-1-1 posts warnings and Palomine loses 2K easy.
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Leave it to Zookie to follow -- and understand -- this thread at least as well as I do. I was noticing this as well, but his speed of posting surprised even me. I expect he may be Number 2 Poster before very much longer.
At least as much as increments as M, I'm starting to notice patterns as well. Case in point: Zookie and Goldie both have names in some way related to James Bond. Also, after a long period of the uppermost avatars being rather boobless, these Bond brothers have boosted boobosity to just about the top of the list.
Currently I look forward to a time when Munch v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y outposts Sadistyk. Add to that my eventually outposting sheber (before 2009?) and Styk and I will be reunited. We were a bit of a team four years ago, and now I will at long last have caught up with all his posting.
I also expect RandomX and doggo to be a quiet couple for a while, once pedonbio rises up from between them -- and I rather expect that our Shara will eventually knock TheHerald off the bottom of the top page.
And there are still M races going on ... but more about those later. For right now -- yay, indeed, to Zookie.
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And to think, this kind of post-counting was verboten where I originated.
Q-"CoughtheoverflowingforumCough"-BE
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And to think, this kind of post-counting was verboten where I originated.
Q-"CoughtheoverflowingforumCough"-BE
Me too.
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Things to look forward to this week:
BarnacleBill's first M. (Cute avatar, Bill.)
TheZookie007's 11th M. (This may be pushing it -- but in Zookie's case, you can't be too safe.)
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I was politely asked to post my #1000th post here, to commemerate the occasion.
I take it as a compliment that anyone was actually noticing how many posts I've made!
Thank you BEA for the great boobs, great people, and great times.
Barnacle "now that I've made 1000, I hope I'm not banned for starting trouble with StormDancer" Bill
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Congratulations BarnacleBill!
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Well done!
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My 11th M
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Things to look forward to this week:
BarnacleBill's first M. (Cute avatar, Bill.)
TheZookie007's 11th M. (This may be pushing it -- but in Zookie's case, you can't be too safe.)
For once I was able to call a Zookie milestone in advance. Congrats -- and I guess you'll be overtaking Goldeneye any week now ...
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Yeah, good call Thank you...I probably would have hit the milestone sooner, but I went out clubbing this past Saturday
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Yeah, good call Thank you...I probably would have hit the milestone sooner, but I went out clubbing this past Saturday
Just like a GOP M......When the country suffers, you go out and jump around a bunch of... not so reputable girls while hip-hop and rap is being played at very high volume. That's a mark of quality.
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For once I was able to call a Zookie milestone in advance. Congrats -- and I guess you'll be overtaking Goldeneye any week now ...
Quite true.
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Well done!
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Page Two for lil' old me.
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Yeah, and you had to get on top of Bambi Blaze to do that -- by the by, are there any pictures of your being on top of her?
There's only so much time to contemplate that, since you'll be on top of the mysterious Tux before long ...
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Yeah, and you had to get on top of Bambi Blaze to do that -- by the by, are there any pictures of your being on top of her?
Not that I'm aware of...the view is quite lovely though.
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gogo zookz0r!
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Hmmmm, it seems that my ears are ringing...
-- TheZookie "YAHTZEE!" 007
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Can't we do better overall?
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800!
*looks at Zookie's count*
*grumbles*
Will you ever slow down, Zookie?
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*grumbles*
Will you ever slow down, Zookie?
Q-"You'll become the BEA if you don't"-BE
I am reminded of a quote from one of my all-time favorite models, Milena Velba: "When someone asks me 'how it is possible that you have such big tits?', my answer is: I am a perfectionist!!"
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Druul "he thought he was all alone out in the 11,000s ... and then ... BOO!" Empire
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One compensation is that you can always imagine that Zookie's avatar is Ann Curry wrapping up her Today Show news brief.
Avatars are overrated.
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Goldeneye
"I *love* my avatar!"
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Privet.
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Did someone mention Ann Curry?
*** gets all piggly-wiggly inside ***
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She's so terribly elegant. I want to have international coffees with her while she reads me the morning news. ...And then fuck her on the breakfast table.
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So here's the deal now -- any day now, TheZookie007 is going to outpost Goldeneye, to become second only to Palomine.
At long last, I have to ask:
WHAT IS A ZOOKIE!?!?!?
I feel justified in asking this, since Pal, Goldie, Munch and I have all fessed up in the Origin of Your Monicker sticky ...
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What is a Zookie? Is it:
a. a type of cookie
b. an euphemism for "snot"
c. the next president of the United States, or
d. the opposite of "trenchant"?
Audience, vote now.
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When I Google "zookie," the top citation is from something called Urban Dictionary, which says that a zookie is a guest mattress -- offered no doubt in the wake of a long, late, wild party -- on which the guest is pretty much free to urinate, defecate, or **113**, not necessarily having full control over his bodily functions at the time.
It's your name, guy -- you may want to take an active role in its significance.
I suppose you could always say it's short for "zucchini" ...
Druul "or maybe it's the unknown brother of Mookie Fraggle" Empire
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I thought it was ear sex.
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Q-"'Cause Zookie's so sweet"-BE
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Q-"'Cause Zookie's so sweet"-BE
Awwww....
-- TheZookie "a guest mattress?!? yech!" 007
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Greetings...
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If only because "zookie" reminds me of German "zucker" meaning "sugar," I'll go with Q-BE's answer.
And let me guess -- AZWolf is hinting that his 5th M is coming up. I will confess, I did snub his last M because at the time I was seriously underwhelmed by his posts -- and I was wryly amused by his first dumping on the existence of this thread and then bemoaning its ignoring him -- but lately he has been showing some signs of making posts which are a) relevant, b) coherent, and c) most challenging of all, nice. So I will honor that -- and we should keep an eye out for his 5000th post any day now.
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While I still have a spare second to say so -- congratulations to Zook (there used to be a member named zook, but he seems to have vanished, so the nickname is safe once more) on ranking Number Two.
Now all we need is Robert Wagner to play him with an eyepatch ...
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Long hard slog, but now I'm the number two poster of all-time at the BEA Forum, with 11,285 posts. No eyepatch just yet though
Thank you very much for all your best wishes, people...I never thought I would get here to this point as quickly as I did. I remember looking at posters like MunchWolf, Sadistyk, gOOber, Tux, sheber & Goldeneye and wondering "how did they get the stamina to post so much? Will I ever get a thousand posts?" Man, was that a long time ago
Congratulations to AZWolf for his upcoming 5th M.
Onward to the 12,000th post, and beyond.
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Quick note -- I amused that Zorro will soon be accompanied by a poster whose brand new avatar makes her LOOK like the classic hero Zorro. (Zorrita?)
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Congrats to AZWolf on his 5th M.
5,000 posts, 4,998 emoticons.
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-- TheZookie "that's a free emoticon, just for him" 007
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And the Arizona delegation goes wild.
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And the Arizona delegation goes wild.
More free than our state since McSame is our senator!
Thank you...I'll refrain from replying in Russian because you appreciated my efforts and I thank you for that.
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Much obliged.
New events to watch for:
1. Palomine should be reaching what I call "all odds" or 13579. We should fervidly hope that all odds are on our side.
2. Shara will be reaching the top of page 2 of the most posts list. To do that she will have to get on top of Zorro -- though I suspect he won't mind.
3. Fellow financial worrier Hiram will be hitting his 2nd M. But I have to wonder what's up with the avatar -- is that from Thunderbirds Are Go?
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FYI Bonecracker is only 5 posts away from his 1st M congrats in advance BC!
Agent "YOU CAN DO IT!" Dee
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He's on fire -- there's a whole set of posters at the cusp of their first M, but he must have made 14 new posts just now. Very good call, Dee!
COME ON, BONE!
Bone's first or Hiram's second ... egad, the suspense ...
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your welcome I cannot wait till i hit my 3rd M..........soon .
Agent "365 posts to go!" Dee
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*checks count*
I swear the 6th M is the hardest of the lot
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Yeah, that was tough for me too
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If you ask me, the toughest M is whatever one you're in right now. This used to be easier -- five years ago this board was really buzzing, and then came the Vixen Megathread, and there was always Sadistyk to banter with. Things have slowed so much that it's hard to get the same old traction.
Anyhow, may I officially say:
Congratulations, Bonecracker!
As well as:
Congratulations (preemptively), Hiram!
(gotta admire the new juggstapostion of the avatars of gonZo and Bambi Blaze on the most posts list -- it's as if gonZo's avatar is thinking "Hmm, let me measure that Hooters girl with my suction device ... ")
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Dear Druul,
Thank you for your kind words and this introduction to the M Club. First of all, I'd like to thank God for getting me here... it's been a long hard trip but He was there by my side all the while.
And next of course is mama. Now, I mean who don't love their mama? Thank you mama... you believed in me! You knew I could do it.
To my agent, Barry Goldwater the 4th or 5th, thanks for all the Jack Daniels you supplied so I wouldn't notice you were pocketing 50% of my royalties. I also wanna thank my manager John McSame for not only taking care of me in the face of a mounting democratic uprising, but also pledging 4 more years of the same reckless spending which will ensure even greater interest in my activities here at the BEA...
And of course, many thanks to Palomine, Cheviot, Gonzo and others for not banning me for doing anything stupid or ungentlemanly!
So, when do I get my little gold statuette? LOL
Cheers!
Bone...
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P.S. I hope it wasn't out of line to prepare an acceptance speech in advance... I mean, I knew I was going to win. LMAO
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Without really noticing, I seem to have managed to clock up two thousand posts.
I have my sights set on my next cup size.
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Congratulations (preemptively), Hiram!
To use an English coloquialsim - cheers mate!
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As I noted here two days ago -- POM is approaching "all odds" (13579).
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Without really noticing, I seem to have managed to clock up two thousand posts.
I have my sights set on my next cup size.
As I recall, "Y" goes by very fast.
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If you ask me, the toughest M is whatever one you're in right now. This used to be easier -- five years ago this board was really buzzing, and then came the Vixen Megathread, and there was always Sadistyk to banter with. Things have slowed so much that it's hard to get the same old traction.
They really have on this board since most of the old post-drivers posted almost exclusively here, as I do. Plus so few web wanderers find us now and stick around, as compared to the past.
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While I'm waiting for POM to make nine more posts , I've been thinking.
I figure probably by New Year's Day 2009, or sometime even earlier, I'll become semi-retired -- I'll probably still remain a member and look in from time to time, but it will be a lower level of involvement. The worst thing I can see about this is that any new morphers who need the ego boost of someone like myself basically telling them "Attaboy!" (or "Attagrrrl!") may have to do with less feedback -- so it would be nice if more people took that over.
I'm inspired in part by the master poster MunchWolf, who hasn't been by in about a month and who conspicuously abstained (it must be somewhere earlier on this thread) a long while before making his 10,000th post. For my part, I'm in no particular rush to hit 9000, let alone 10,000. Maybe someday I'll feel prodded from below by gOOber, but until such time, the 8000s will be fine by me.
About my only ambition left is to exceed sheber, and by a margin which gets past my superstitious nature -- in short, 8613 would not be enough. 8616 is the first arithmetically interesting number beyond that, so I may hole up there and slowly parcel out the remaining 272 posts until 8888, which I like to think of as resembling four pairs of breasts.
Aside from stopping in to chat up SaRenna, or perhaps even making a serious entry to the Story Club, this place may not be my number one obsession anymore. I've resolved to help an old friend complete a rather serious novel manuscript before the end of 2009, so it's finally time to get my priorities reordered.
And besides, it just wouldn't feel right to overtake Munch.
Dirty Harry Callahan once said a man's got to know his limitations. 8888 will do fine.
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I'm flattered and hope you won't retire from chatting with me!
SL
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Dear Sarenna,
If he tires from talking to you, I shall be happy to chat you up!
XOXO
Bone...
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Thank you Bone!
I may take ya up on that, watch out.
SmoochSL
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Congratulations to everyone who has recently crossed an M threshold, or are about to do so, notably Bonecracker, AZWolf, and Hiram, et. al. I consider you all friends (if sometimes political foe), and I trust that the fun hasn't stopped just because of Election Season. I am jealous, though, that Bonecracker has gotten so far ahead of me (we used to be tied)!! I again offer him my gratitude and friendship for accepting my apology for the unbecoming rant I raved at him, and trust that bygones are bygones, as I now fully support his unique posts and style.
As you all know, I have wrangled violently with my conscience over my presence at such sites as these, primarily over my Catholic beliefs in the sin of pornography and Autoeroticism, aka masturbation. I also worry about having developed a paraphilia for breasts, although I am reserving judgment on that until I am presented with several sexual situations not involving boobs.
All this has driven my post frequency down, as well as my sparse internet access where I live. Until I fully resolve these issues, I cannot say for certain how long or when I will decide to stay or to leave permanently. I pray that I will be lead in the right direction by hook or by crook.
Wish me luck as I continue to crawl towards my first M.
832 posts, currently, BTW.
Q-"You got a friend in me"-BE
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I consider myself to be a Vatican III Catholic ...
Shara is about to hop on top of Zorro -- hope he doesn't mind.
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If you need to ask if you are ready to hop on top of a holy roller, I say, yes.
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Master morpher PET ought to turn up here before the weekend for his first M. Preemptive congrats to PET, one of our great visual fantasists.
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Master morpher PET ought to turn up here before the weekend for his first M. Preemptive congrats to PET, one of our great visual fantasists.
thanx this is exactly my 1000 post here, celebrate with a brand new morph I did of Denise for 20 min ago.
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Thumbs up...
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Huh, her right breast looks ready to sliiiiide right out ...
Thanks and congratulations, PET, looking forward to the next thousand.
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Thumbs up...
That's not the only thing...
Q-"Schwing!"-BE
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Now THAT'S the way to celebrate a milestone!
Home"Congrats and cheers"vintner
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PET's Denise is not that far from reality
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thank you all!!, for the suport
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PET's Denise is not that far from reality
I'll argue you diffrent... This is the before pic.
and this is the after pic
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Congrats to PET and all my fellow EMMERS. It's dedication to stick around here for 1000 posts or more.
And PET, I continue to love and admire your work. I'd like to privately share some of mine with you and see what tips you can give me.
Best regards,
Bone...
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Congrats to PET and all my fellow EMMERS. It's dedication to stick around here for 1000 posts or more.
And PET, I continue to love and admire your work. I'd like to privately share some of mine with you and see what tips you can give me.
Best regards,
Bone...
thank you Bone!, if I can give any tips to anyone, I'm all in for it, love too share the very few things I know, but I'm not sure I can contribue with something new you didnt know.....
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Master morpher PET ought to turn up here before the weekend for his first M. Preemptive congrats to PET, one of our great visual fantasists.
thanx this is exactly my 1000 post here, celebrate with a brand new morph I did of Denise for 20 min ago.
"Quoting" just for the hell of it.
Could be an interesting week -- we have evilkirk "as in "the Enemy Within"?), JJ (with his ongoing jokes), and Kopy Kat ("Thunder, thunder, thunder, Kopy Kat -- hohhh!!!") all vying for their first M ...
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Morphing this girl is like saying "After you win the World Series of Poker, you can have sex with Yulia Nova."
L'embarass du choix, I believe.
AZ "An embarassment of riches" Wolf
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Yeah, well, we don't embarrass very easily around here.
Druul "that's why WE'RE THE BEA!!!" Empire
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Bigger, better, stronger, faster!
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I would like to thank all of the individuals who made this possible. I will not forget the little people.
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Good to know that, EK (may I call you EK?), thanks.
Now it's up to JJ and Kopy Kat to claim their own M's ...
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In fact, I'd say there's a clear lead -- JJ could photo-post his way to the finish line before next week!
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When beshine posts, a BEA man MUST reply (or so I think) -- and that's I how I just crossed a milestone of my own.
I've risen beyond sheber to become the sixth on the most posts list -- which makes me first among the four-digit crowd and right behind the Five Digit Five.
This also means that I rank right after Munch -- which seems appropriate, since usually one salivates before one masticates. Druul and Munch -- all in all, suggestive of a lively appetite.
In time I expect that Munch (despite his being in and then out) will rise above Sadistyk, thereby placing Styk directly above me, which would be cool, as we were buds back in the day. I wish Styk could make it back here.
The uppermost positions seem to be settling in. Someday Zookie will outpost POM. For my part, I look forward to a Berber uprising -- gOOber rising up to meet sheber.
Meanwhile -- go, JJ, go!
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When beshine posts, a BEA man MUST reply (or so I think) -- and that's I how I just crossed a milestone of my own.
I've risen beyond sheber to become the sixth on the most posts list -- which makes me first among the four-digit crowd and right behind the Five Digit Five.
This also means that I rank right after Munch -- which seems appropriate, since usually one salivates before one masticates. Druul and Munch -- all in all, suggestive of a lively appetite.
In time I expect that Munch (despite his being in and then out) will rise above Sadistyk, thereby placing Styk directly above me, which would be cool, as were were buds back in the day. I wish Styk could make it back here.
The uppermost positions seem to be settling in. Someday Zookie will outpost POM. For my part, I look forward to a Berber uprising -- gOOber rising up to meet sheber.
Meanwhile -- go, JJ, go!
Though I may be mistaken, this is the first time I've looked at this particular thread... I did so because the clever 'Druul and Munch' subject in the post above caught my eye.
Has anyone heard from or spoken with Sadistyk? Is he just busy busting heads in real life? Will he be returning when time allows? Just curious in case the info is public knowledge.
I look forward VERY much to being passed by Zookie or anyone else.
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POM -- you posted down here! And here I've been noting your M's from afar. Coup city! Thanks.
I look forward to your getting out of the 13000's -- it's my superstitious nature.
Druul "proud to count Munch as a fellow Vixen fan" Empire
PS: I miss Styk myself, but I don't know what the story is there.
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I haven't heard a peep either. You don't suppose some other immortal took his head?
Home"Perish the thought"vintner
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My aim is Christmas
*crushes scouter*
OVER 6000!!!
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"Druul and Munch" sounds like a really crappy name for a restaurant!
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It sounds like the Hooters strategy to me, EF.
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I prefer Munch & Druul
On a side note ... I have a box ...
-Munch "Taken on the drive home from BurningMan" Wolf
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Munch Box? Is that a noun or an order?
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It's a description of my last weekend
-Munch "no, not really" Wolf
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It took me two years to get my first M, probably another 6 months to get my second, maybe less, but I'm not the most prolific poster!
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(Final congrats to JJ)
Bone, I hate to admit it, but AZWolf may bury us all.
While I've got you: what's your avatar? It's so scrunched together that it suggests a "techno-plaid" pattern.
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(Final congrats to JJ)
Bone, I hate to admit it, but AZWolf may bury us all.
While I've got you: what's your avatar? It's so scrunched together that it suggests a "techno-plaid" pattern.
Heya. And ouch.
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It took me two years to get my first M, probably another 6 months to get my second, maybe less, but I'm not the most prolific poster!
Don't worry about it, Bone. That's because your posts have substance to them.
You don't run thru the forum sprinkling "heya" every night.
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Bonecracker: It took me two years to get my first M, probably another 6 months to get my second, maybe less, but I'm not the most prolific poster!
pedonbio: Don't worry about it, Bone. That's because your posts have substance to them.
You don't run thru the forum sprinkling "heya" every night.
Yeah, if you're gonna run up the score, at least try to do so with quality plays.
-- TheZookie "said the man who has the second-highest post count on the Forum " 007
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Heya
Um...heya back?
Q-"What the Heya?"-BE
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888 posts, my dear Zookie!
What does this portend, may I ask?
Oh, and to add to this post's gravity, I also replied this post to the very first one made by DruulEmpire oh so many moons ago. For those in the threaded view, this will restart the subsetting of posts. I figure now is as good a time as any to start a new chapter in the M project.
I propose that everyone only respond to this post or posts below it in order to begin a whole section of threaded posts entirely unrelated to the previous posts, except of course, for the first one.
Q-"Have at it"-BE
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I'm portending I have 11,700+ like the Zookie. LOL
I guess if there's anywhere to engage in superfluous posting it's here... but that does portend that our posts may not be taken as seriously if we should engage in such meaningless, verbose meanderings.
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Q_BE: I propose that everyone only respond to this post or posts below it in order to begin a whole section of threaded posts entirely unrelated to the previous posts, except of course, for the first one.
What the Heya does that mean???
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Q_BE: I propose that everyone only respond to this post or posts below it in order to begin a whole section of threaded posts entirely unrelated to the previous posts, except of course, for the first one.
What the Heya does that mean???
Threaded posts are listed alphabetically and are threaded according to their connection to the first post in the thread. Although they are organized by subset, the subsets are organized alphabetically, with no reference to the date they were posted, so, it would go like this:
First post
---Fourth post (reply to first post)
-----------Fifth post (reply to fourth post)
---Second post (reply to first post)
-----------Third post (reply to second post)
They are arranged by subset, and then alphabetically. My request to post only to posts after my "888 posts" post simply truncates any other subsets and begins a new subset with my "888 posts" post as the main reference point after the initial post in this thread, to which I replied in order to truncate the other subsets.
The threaded post view illustrates this better than I can describe it, so just say "Yes, Q-BE, we believe you. We will/won't comply."
Q-"Yes, Q-BE, you're always right(wing)"-BE
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Heya. 900 posts.
Q-"I love Cuddy"-BE
PS. See my current avatar.
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You're closing in on our first M man, and you aren't doing the whole superfluous posting thing either!
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You're closing in on our first M man, and you aren't doing the whole superfluous posting thing either!
Wow. Thank you. That means a lot to me.
Q-"Warm fuzzies"-BE
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GREAT avy Q but if I may I made this one that shows House's hand on Cuddy's boob a little better .
Agent "" Dee
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GREAT avy Q but if I may I made this one that shows House's hand on Cuddy's boob a little better .
Agent "" Dee
Ah! That's a good one. I actually seriously considered that as an image, but the 125x125 resolution I was getting was not showing the good cleavage like that avatar you are showing. Now that I know that the site can downsize larger pictures of 250x250 or such to 125x125, I'm going to try my own and make it.
See? Ha!
Q-"Image Master"-BE
EDIT: BTW, I prefer my avatars with 1px black borders.
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Just posted my 2800th post .
Agent "199 till 3K!" Dee
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Just posted my 2800th post .
Agent "199 till 3K!" Dee
Race ya!
Me to 1000, you to 3000!
Q-"89 posts to 1000!"-BE
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i'm a long way off
Not in my book. For one thing, you will eventually knock TheHerald off the bottom of the most posts list's top page.
By the by -- all you guys are aware that you never actually WIN anything, right? Just checking ...
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you can't win anything?
*leaves the BEA*
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WAIT! COME BACK!
(Guys, maybe we can take up a collection?)
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i'm a long way off
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By the by -- all you guys are aware that you never actually WIN anything, right? Just checking ...
What really bugs me is there is no title designation change from "G Cup" at 1000 posts.
Can I get a special JLH designation?
Q-"Since apparently Galvatron has moved onto bustier pastures...Bwaaah!"-BE
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...k i d s....
Old fogies...
Q-"Nice to see you, Rtpoe"-BE
PS. Rtpoe, you're included in my TOF BE story with all of us characters from that forum.
My story is almost complete.
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...k i d s....
eternal L-cup
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Lucky
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Awright, I've been away three days, here's how it's going down:
Palomine is on his way to his 14th M -- which relieves me a little, because I'm a bit superstitious and tired of the 13000s -- but Zook will undoubtedly hit his 12th M before that.
Because rtpoe remains resolutely right behind GIJohn, I expect Richard the Prince of England (kidding around here) to reach his sixth M by Valentine's Day.
3deroticer is not that close to his fifth M, but I keep an eye on him anyway because of his animated Wonder Woman avatar.
Unless there's a flurry of business involving the BEA's stories or comics, Prophet Tenebrae will probably continue to abstain from claiming his fourth M.
Shara is back (yay!) and will probably get on top of TheHerald -- and he may even enjoy it -- thereby getting onto the first page of the most posts list.
In other female meets male news, notty will soon be directly behind the "purple nurple" himself. Also, ROUNDandHEAVY (Bob) and gonZo will soon be on top of Bambi Blaze -- with her permission, one assumes. Hiram will eventually be joining in.
The first M right now is a scramble, a free-for-all. Kopy Kat could clinch it but is mysteriously abstaining right now. That leaves it open to ChrisR1 and ltfields. Down there we should also see the rise of Q_BE, Verbotenbruste, and Djoser.
At which point you may well be asking "But, Druul, what about Christmas?" GIJohn is quite correct -- he should be hitting his sixth M by Christmas Eve. HOWEVER -- I feel particularly pleased that Argyle will be hitting his second M about the same time. I think few people earn each and every post harder than he does. It will be a fine occasion, in honor of 2000 fine posts.
There's a surprise, too. Anyone remember D_U_S_K? Faye Valentine fan from Cowboy Bebop? I see she's back on the roster at the 1164 posts mark, top of page 5 of the most posts list -- and right behind PET.
D_U_S_K returning is fine -- but I wonder if she'll take notty under her wing and teach her the deeper arts of misanthropy. Stay tuned.
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i'm a long way off
sometimes I think you are.....lol
Yeah, me neither.
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The first M right now is a scramble, a free-for-all. Kopy Kat could clinch it but is mysteriously abstaining right now. That leaves it open to ChrisR1 and ltfields. Down there we should also see the rise of Q_BE,
Emphasis added
The era of Q-BE will begin soon! Mwahahahahaha!
Truthfully, I just want to get off the sixth page of posters. I'm hoping to have 1000 before I become the lowest poster on that particular rung, stuck on the sixth page. Druul, my good man, what are my odds of getting off this particularly nuesome (sp?) page?
I mean...Bwaaaahhh!!!
Q-"Homage to my lord Galvatron"-BE
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Actually, each page has its strong points, so I don't see too much to grouse about -- but to answer your question, of the ones above you, some will remain steadily competitive, although Maximus hasn't been around for nearly fifteen months. If you can post 958 to his 957 -- about another 18 to go as of this posting -- your foothold should become reasonably secure.
So you can relax and consider well your next eighteen posts. Savor them.
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Heya.
Q-"Channeling AZWolf"-BE
EDIT: In other news, Cheviot just made his 700th post.
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Barring a lightning onslaught of posts from Kopy Kat, it's looking like the fetchingly avatared -- and, to hear him describe it, fetchingly spoused -- ChrisR1 is going to lead off a flurry of activity over the next two weeks by reaching his first M. Chris has got to be one of the purest -- if "pure" is the word -- boob fans around here, he's basically here just to take a look. May you get to take another thousand good looks, devoted one.
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2006--do I qualify?
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You, sir, are HIGHLY qualified, in a variety of ways -- and I can think of no nobler cause to keep one from posting here right away than trying to get your personal groove back on (in the advice-seeking thread you just started). I'm crossing my fingers for you.
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whassup?!
Agent "150 till 3000!" Dee
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I'm happy to be a P cup..
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Not as catchy as an OH MY GOD cup
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I'm happy to be a P cup..
As long as nobody PEES in your Cup its all good.
Agent "148 till 3000" Dee
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Agent "148 till 3000" Dee
30 till 1000!
Q-"And 230 until I'm a P cup"-BE
EDIT: Now 29...
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I am now a ZZZ cup. As there aren't any higher cup sizes there's no point in me posting anymore. This of course means that, since there won't be anymore posts from me, there's no reason for the board to exist anymore and should be taken down. A brief grace period is ok to celebrate me hitting the ZZZ milestone.
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Y'know, I have a sneaky feeling that SX will soldier on ...
In view of Palomine's VAST activity lately, I would be remiss in not laying out a red carpet for his imminent 14th M.
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Aaand ... there Palomine goes.
Coming up next: Zookie for his 12th, GIJohn for his 6th.
Also: would you bet on a pyramid or a cube? Djoser (named for the pyramid-building Pharaoh) has been making a surge to the first M ... but so, of course, has Q_BE ...
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Aaand ... there Palomine goes.
CONGRATS PALOMINE!!
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Also: would you bet on a pyramid or a cube? Djoser (named for the pyramid-building Pharaoh) has been making a surge to the first M ... but so, of course, has Q_BE ...
Bet on me, bet on meeeeeeee...
Q-"I'm money"-BE
PS. 13 posts to go!
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It's a tight race, but I think Q_BE will win it, if for no other reason than he has to rep JLH somehow Congratulations to him for his and Djoser's imminent first 1K, and to Palomine for his 14th K. I feel like Denzel Washington to his Sidney Poitier:
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"Two birds with one night, huh?
Oh, God is good. God is great. God is great. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you all. Forty years I've been chasing Sidney. They finally give it to me and what'd they do? They give it to him the same night. I'll always be chasing you, Sidney. I'll always be following in your footsteps. There's nothing I would rather do, sir. Nothing I would rather do. God bless you. God bless you."
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Sure, Zookie, but will you still feel that way when you hit your 16th M before Pal does?
At any rate -- never underestimate the power of a pyramid scheme. Djoser pounded away over thirty posts today and zoomed right on past. I salute him as he flies.
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It's a tight race, but I think Q_BE will win it, if for no other reason than he has to rep JLH somehow Congratulations to him for his and Djoser's imminent first 1K...
Thanks for the support; unfortunately, Djoser beat me to it because I don't have consistent Internet access...
C'est la vie.
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At any rate -- never underestimate the power of a pyramid scheme. Djoser pounded away over thirty posts today and zoomed right on past. I salute him as he flies.
You're hilarious, Druulieboy.
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My 12th M
*hugs Zookie*
*cheer*
Yay, Zookie, he's so great!
He got so far, he got to twelve K!
So, what's he going to do today?
He'd better post an HQ pic of his avvy!
*end cheer*
Q-"Or at least, the video it came from"-BE
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Agent "only 125 till 3K" Dee
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way to go on your first M Q_BE!
Agent "only 125 till 3K" Dee
Thanks! I'd just like to know what I'm going to do to reach 2000!
Q-"Time will tell"-BE
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Congrats to QB
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Congrats to Druul
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Congrats to Zookie
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Almost congrats to Agent Dee!
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Well done all!
Home"A toast!"vintner
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God I'm slacking =P
Congrats to everyone
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Any particular reason you felt you needed four separate posts for those congratulations, dear Bonecracker?
Q-"Thanks, btw"-BE
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Bone: it's nice to congratulate me, but I think I'll just pass that along to Palomine's 14th M.
And what can I say -- Djoser's named for a pyramid builder, and we're living in the age of Bernie Madoff. Still: congrats to Q-BE -- and to Zookie.
These are heady times. GIJohn may very well hit his 6th M by Christmas Eve, a feat to make us as slack-jawed as his Brian Griffin. And speaking of slack-jawed -- that's how DJFPC regularly leaves us with his wonderful photos. He could earn his way to his 3rd M before the new year.
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Agent "only 100 til 3K" Dee
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Any particular reason you felt you needed four separate posts for those congratulations, dear Bonecracker?
Q-"Thanks, btw"-BE
To pad his post count. Next question?
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Yay, Zookie, he's so great!
He got so far, he got to twelve K!
So, what's he going to do today?
He'd better post an HQ pic of his avvy!
Q-"Or at least, the video it came from"-BE
Hah! I would, but my avatar didn't come from a video -- it was taken as is from Jade Feng's old pre-SCORE (and pre-breast augmentation) site.
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Merry Christmas to all -- and to GIJohn, a merry 6th M.
*Druul crosses fingers that events may occur simultaneously*
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Thanks
I have nothing monumental or interesting to say for this 6000th post... guess I'm keeping up tradition
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6000th post...
Still, a very good achievement. And you only registered here a month before me.
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Yay, Zookie, he's so great!
He got so far, he got to twelve K!
So, what's he going to do today?
He'd better post an HQ pic of his avvy!
Q-"Or at least, the video it came from"-BE
Hah! I would, but my avatar didn't come from a video -- it was taken as is from Jade Feng's old pre-SCORE (and pre-breast augmentation) site.
An animated GIF on her website, eh? Got any more pictures or websites I can visit to find out more about Jade Feng, specifically her pre-SCORE days?
Q-"Now I know"-BE
PS. Congrats to Johnny boy for 6,000 posts! You make me laugh and brought me into the KC Strip world, for which I am truly grateful. Merry Christmas to all BEAers, and props to your current M achievements!
PPS. What's the over/under on days until Zookie passes Palomine for #1 on the posts list?
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Good point Hiram, though in my early days I played the silly word games here very frequently
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Unless I send the boys 'round to break his fingers and take away his speech-to-text software, I doubt if that is ever gonna happen.
Yeah, you've heard about his speed, too?
Nevertheless, what is the pace that each of you are setting? If I remember, he's been above 10,000 for a far longer time than you've been above 6,000, Zookie.
Q-"Help me out here"-BE
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That involves calculations, and the only figures I want to be manipulating around this time of year belong to the likes of Rachel Aldana and Miosotis.
-- TheZookie "rimshot" 007
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That involves calculations, and the only figures I want to be manipulating around this time of year belong to the likes of Rachel Aldana and Miosotis.
-- TheZookie "rimshot" 007
Where's Nimrod when you need him? He has done several superb statistical analyses of the forum over the last several years, and he'd probably give a relatively accurate portrayal of yours and Palomine's respective posting histories.
Q-"Meanwhile, the posts roll on"-BE
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Calculations you say? Looky here, you fellers should be calculating the arrival dates of your 30th M;s on account of the fact that many of you post 50+ posts daily! LOL
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well i am in the home stretch now!
Agent "50 til 3K" Dee
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Hah! I would, but my avatar didn't come from a video -- it was taken as is from Jade Feng's old pre-SCORE (and pre-breast augmentation) site.
An animated GIF on her website, eh? Got any more pictures or websites I can visit to find out more about Jade Feng, specifically her pre-SCORE days?
Q-"Now I know"-BE
Ahem, Zookie!
You gonna let me search for Jade Feng all on my own, or are you gonna tell me what your favorite stuff is?
Q-"Why fly blind?"-BE
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I'm just looking forward to my upcoming "X Cup" status.... of course, I may also 2000 posts as well or maybe 3 or 6.
Cheers!
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I'm edging closer to 2500 - maybe in a couple of weeks I will get there.
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only 41 to go Hiram. No special M celebrations for Half-M's.
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NO special M celebrations for Cup Size status changes either.
I've finally made X cup. I imagine I'll get my second M sometime in 2009.
Cheers to all, and have a Very New Year!
Bone...
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only 41 to go Hiram. No special M celebrations for Half-M's.
Ah well... I'll have to keep posting to 3k.
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Cheers to all, and have a Very New Year!
That's what I call lowered expectations.
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Cheers to all, and have a Very New Year!
That's what I call lowered expectations.
LOL
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Sometimes I have to marvel at the enthusiasm in this thread. I've been knocked for even having it, but it sounds like some wouldn't mind a D (increments of 500) or even a C (increments of 100) thread.
Yes, I'm keeping an eye on AgentDee and others -- but today my only regret is that DJPFC didn't hit his third M by now. If there's anyone who really earns all his posts -- by virtue of their photographic content alone -- it's him. Let's watch him as his third M rings in the New Year.
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I can't believe it's taken us this long to post at this thread! Sorry for the delay...
Happy New Year, everyone!
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I can't believe it's taken us this long to post at this thread! Sorry for the delay...
Happy New Year, everyone!
You're a sweetheart, and always welcome to post wherever you want, DJPFC!
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I can't believe it's taken us this long to post at this thread! Sorry for the delay...
Happy New Year, everyone!
You're a sweetheart, and always welcome to post wherever you want, DJPFC!
And he's 1 post away from 3000!
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I can't believe it's taken us this long to post at this thread! Sorry for the delay...
Happy New Year, everyone!
You're a sweetheart, and always welcome to post wherever you want, DJPFC!
And he's 1 post away from 3000!
C'mon DJ, just one more before the New Year!!
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He made two more actually.
Happy New Year, everyone... 4 minutes to go in Chicago!
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Happy New Year, all.
While we continue to watch the progress of some great veterans -- rtpoe, pedonbio, 3deroticer, AgentDee -- I'm noticing something really weird going on at the good old first M.
Kopy Kat was never a feverish poster, but he rarely stayed away for more than a week. But then, as of November 22 -- whoosh, we've heard nothing from him, and there he remains, just ten posts shy of the first M.
ChrisR1 -- now there was a poster who was REALLY on fire. He was posting like crazy, just about every day -- and then, whoosh, come December 9, he just gave up -- and he was only THREE posts shy of the first M.
Now I'm watching the steady rise of ltfields -- who looks to me like he has a Space Ghost avatar going for him -- and I'm worried. Will he too vanish, say before February?
Your first M: seek it -- at your peril! (ominous organ chord)
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I like avatars, but I've decided not to have one here. Kind of lurking around like that ping in your car that you can't quite nail down.
Works for me, though here's to those about to get their Ms, if they reappear...
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Maybe if we all get more M's we can talk you into getting an avatar back again... or maybe a star system where we can gleefully rate each other and all end up without any stars. LOL...
Wasn't that tried here one time before??
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Kopy Kat was never a feverish poster, but he rarely stayed away for more than a week. But then, as of November 22 -- whoosh, we've heard nothing from him, and there he remains, just ten posts shy of the first M.
ChrisR1 -- now there was a poster who was REALLY on fire. He was posting like crazy, just about every day -- and then, whoosh, come December 9, he just gave up -- and he was only THREE posts shy of the first M.
Now I'm watching the steady rise of ltfields -- who looks to me like he has a Space Ghost avatar going for him -- and I'm worried. Will he too vanish, say before February?
Your first M: seek it -- at your peril! (ominous organ chord)
Not to worry -- it's the post-holiday hangover in action! They'll be up and at 'em soon enough!
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Not that I recall. It may have been suggested, but quickly dropped for being pointless.
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This is looking like the week when our Roberta-loving pedonbio will hit his fifth M.
In other news, SwitcherX has just knocked TheHerald off the bottom of the first page of the most posts lists. This effectively places TheHerald directly on top of Shara -- with her permission, one assumes.
In avatar news, notty seems to have retired the Lime Rind Helmet Kitty -- for what, I'm still not sure I can determine ...
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This is looking like the week when our Roberta-loving pedonbio will hit his fifth M.
Hmmmm. How long can I hang back, measure my posts, stay below 5K??
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That's your call -- Munch held off on making his 10,000th for about a month.
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Aw, the Hell with it!
--Drum roll, please--
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In avatar news, notty seems to have retired the Lime Rind Helmet Kitty -- for what, I'm still not sure I can determine ...
Sandy Cheeks!
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Aw, the Hell with it!
--Drum roll, please--
*bangs on drums like Animal*
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Where is Bikini Bottom?
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On the floor of the ocean!
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On the floor of the ocean!
Is that near Treedome?
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In other news, SwitcherX has just knocked TheHerald off the bottom of the first page of the most posts lists.
I totally rule
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This effectively places TheHerald directly on top of Shara -- with her permission, one assumes.
Shara's on the bottom and I'm on top of TheHerald which conjures up images that are all kinds of sexy.
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A toast in honor of Pedonbio is most certainly in order.
Home"CHEERS!"vintner
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A toast in honor of Pedonbio is most certainly in order.
With all the toasts being made lately, HV, you certainly must be outputting quite a bit of wine to keep up with demand.
Q-"How DO you do it?"-BE
PS. Happy 5K, Pedonbio! What are you going to do next?
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A standard batch is five gallons. That should be plenty.
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3d is closing in on 5K now...
I noticed that a few moments ago... jolly fair play I say...
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3d is closing in on 5K now...
I noticed that a few moments ago... jolly fair play I say...
But how much derision?
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I am closing in on my 3rd K .
Agent "10 til 3k!" Dee
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Forgive me for being momentarily distracted by 3der's Wonder Woman -- but yes, Dee is right, this should be the week of the King of Avatars' 3rd M. All hail!
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I am closing in on my 3rd K .
Agent "10 til 3k!" Dee
You can do it, Charlie Brown!
Q-"Closing in on 1100 myself"-BE
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I am closing in on my 3rd K .
Agent "10 til 3k!" Dee
You can do it, Charlie Brown!
Q-"Closing in on 1100 myself"-BE
he he, reminds me of Rob Schneider saying "YOU CAN DO IT!" in a lot of Adam Sandler movies.
"YOU CAN DO IT!"
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Here it is guys, you can mark this in the history books. On January 13th, 2009 3:15 eastern standard time, AgentDee posted his 3000th post. and here is a look back in history as I found one of if not my earliest forum avatar
Agent "here's to 3K more!" Dee
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Congratulations, AgentDee! But I cannot allow you to remember this moment.
(puts on Ray-Bans, brings out neuralizer)
Sorry!
(blinding flash)
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Here it is guys, you can mark this in the history books. On January 13th, 2009 3:15 eastern standard time, AgentDee posted his 3000th post. and here is a look back in history as I found one of if not my earliest forum avatar
Agent "here's to 3K more!" Dee
gratz. I'm just happy to do my 500 post soon.
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Congratulations, AgentDee! But I cannot allow you to remember this moment.
(puts on Ray-Bans, brings out neuralizer)
Sorry!
(blinding flash)
Are Ray-Bans special for any particular reason?
Q-"*Flash* Huh, wha, Jennifer Love Hewitt?"-BE
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Happy New Year, all.
While we continue to watch the progress of some great veterans -- rtpoe, pedonbio, 3deroticer, AgentDee -- I'm noticing something really weird going on at the good old first M.
Kopy Kat was never a feverish poster, but he rarely stayed away for more than a week. But then, as of November 22 -- whoosh, we've heard nothing from him, and there he remains, just ten posts shy of the first M.
ChrisR1 -- now there was a poster who was REALLY on fire. He was posting like crazy, just about every day -- and then, whoosh, come December 9, he just gave up -- and he was only THREE posts shy of the first M.
Now I'm watching the steady rise of ltfields -- who looks to me like he has a Space Ghost avatar going for him -- and I'm worried. Will he too vanish, say before February?
Your first M: seek it -- at your peril! (ominous organ chord)
CONGRATULATIONS ON BREAKING THE CURSE, LTFIELDS!
Druul "and so sneakily, too" Empire
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It's funny, I wasn't even paying attention that I passed the 1K mark. I have had some spurts going away for a while, but then some busty chick walks by at the mall... (or that super-busty waitress that worked a local brewpub for a while)
(get's all wistful)
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
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Oh, even though I never liked the original Space Ghost cartoons, I loved Space Ghost Coast to Coast. One of the first shows on Cartoon network that really sucked me in with the surreality of it all. Figured when I started posting online it might make a relatively unique avatar. I also have dug Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack over the years. Never did get into Aqua Teen Hunger Force though...
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Yeah, I figured it was a Coast to Coast thing. I'm a Venture Brothers fan, partly because Jonny Quest was the coolest back when I was growing up, and Venture is such a savage riff on that.
And right now -- I'm declaring this 3der Week.
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CONGRATULATIONS ON BREAKING THE CURSE, LTFIELDS!
Druul "and so sneakily, too" Empire
What curse?
I broke 1K with no problems...therefore, I'm the one that broke the curse.
Q-"Curses! Foiled again!"-BE
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Hopefully he'll keep at it. Half the people on pages 1 and 2 don't post much (if at all) anymore. We need some young blood.
I'm not young, but I feel the anti-wolf push.
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I'm not young, but I feel the anti-wolf push.
It's time for a change. We can't afford more of the same...
*clunks head*
...oh yeah. That would be the Democrats, not AZWolf.
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ltfields: Oh, even though I never liked the original Space Ghost cartoons, I loved Space Ghost Coast to Coast. One of the first shows on Cartoon network that really sucked me in with the surreality of it all. Figured when I started posting online it might make a relatively unique avatar. I also have dug Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack over the years. Never did get into Aqua Teen Hunger Force though...
Yeah, neither have I. I am a Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo man, myself. In fact, you put on anything with Genndy Tartakovsky involved, and I'm there.
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TheZookie007 said: In fact, you put on anything with Genndy Tartakovsky involved, and I'm there.
Not anything, but definitely Samurai Jack.
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Five away from 6000....
You can do it, Charlie Brown!
Q-"Judging from your planetary avatar, you're quite the round-headed kid"-BE
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Post MCC...
...also known as the "P cup" post.
Q-"Onwards and upwards!"-BE
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Congrads!
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Belated congratulations to Richard the Prince of England (full name?) on his 6th -- and Prophet Tenebrae, for that matter, on his 4th. Oh, and 3der -- go Wonder Woman!
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A "Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats -- HOHHHHH!" goes out to Kopy Kat, another breaker of the curse of the first thousand.
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And right on the heels of (silent) Kat, the intriguingly-named Verbotenbruste approaches his first M as well -- but I have to wonder, what's up with the gas mask!?
Druul "Of course, I appreciate the unobstructed view of the rest of her" Empire
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Glottis, with the intriguing avatar with the teasing midriff, may hit 1000 any day now.
Druul "Tongue? Why a name that means Tongue?" Empire
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When you work with anatomy and physiology you tend to pull out some strange words.
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Fair enough -- thank you!
(One wonders: could "glottal" sex be French kissing, cunnilingus, or both?)
And now any moment we are going to see the 12th M of the great horndog's horndog Goldeneye, whose avatar generously reminds us of how we fantasize about Miss Halloway ...
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DruulEmpire: And now any moment we are going to see the 12th M of the great horndog's horndog Goldeneye, whose avatar generously reminds us of how we fantasize about Miss Halloway ...
Someone needs to knock up Christina Hendricks so that she starts looking like Goldie's avatar...
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My 13th M
-- TheZookie "Hmmm. A thousand posts in 91 days (12/20/08-03/21/09). Pretty impressive, even for me" 007
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My 13th M
-- TheZookie "Hmmm. A thousand posts in 91 days (12/20/08-03/21/09). Pretty impressive, even for me" 007
"EXCELLENT!"
Agent "Air Guitar Hero" Dee
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Ahh, seems like only yesterday our two James-Bondian superposters -- TheZookieOO7 and Goldeneye -- were in the 12000s together. Mainly because it WAS yesterday.
I'm a mite superstitious, so as far as this 13th M goes, I wish you good luck. I'm not too worried, though; Palomine made it through.
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Save your worry until I hit post 13,013 or 13,130
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So far, so good...
-- TheZookie "crosses himself" 007
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I've got to consider not just the mileage, but the speed as well.
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True dat, Max -- except that Chris is precisely why I wondered earlier in this thread about an "M curse." Chris hasn't budged in over three months, and Maski and Maximus just beneath him aren't going anywhere either.
I've got to consider not just the mileage, but the speed as well.
Druul "and sometimes the acceleration! " Empire
Ah, I hadn't noticed that the post I'd seen him do was a little old. It was in the GF, and the thread I saw it in only had about 2-3 other posts after his, so I assumed it was more recent. Unfortunately, it wasn't.
I'm kind of surprised about Maski getting stuck. I remember when he was fairly active on the forum. I guess that's now 'Wonder where he went' fodder.
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So far, so good...
-- TheZookie "crosses himself" 007
I'm with you buddy, being in the "1300 posts" range and all...
Will you hit 14,000 or will I hit 1,400 first?
Q-"Something to think about"-BE
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Congrats Zookie, on not having anything dire happen to you!
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Nope, nothing gone wrong today either...I think we're gonna make it out OK!
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My fingers are crossed for you, 007.
Today we honor the 2nd M of the talented PET, plus we start keeping watch for the 3rd M of Lime Rind Helmet Cat aka Notty (once again, good debut morph there) and the 6th M of MasterDragonfly.
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Thank you very much everyone!!
Good to know, didnt notice before I got the PM, so now I have entered 2000 post "great".....so the next goal must be 3000?
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Hitting 3000 would be good.
Hitting 3000 by always alerting us to ever newer and sexier images would be awesome.
(Someone start the drum roll for Notty.)
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Sorry to have been preoccupied elsewhere in the Forum an missed the exact moment -- kudos goes out to notty on the event of her 3rd M as a distinctive dissident plus up-and-coming morpher.
All that's left now is to keep an eye on the MD himself, MasterDragonfly.
Special note: no doubt the Zookster will be along to point out to me that the Chinese consider 8 to be a lucky number, as this is my 8888th post (just after his 13130s ... hmm!).
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Sorry to have been preoccupied elsewhere in the Forum an missed the exact moment -- kudos goes out to notty on the event of her 3rd M as a distinctive dissident plus up-and-coming morpher.
Thanks, Druul! My resolution for the next thousand is less argument, more photochop.
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Thanks, Druul! My resolution for the next thousand is less argument, more photochop.
So, I guess this would be you, then?
Q-"Chopping at jokes"-BE
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A most auspicious post, Druul...congrats!
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MasterDragonfly flies to his 6th M any hour now ...
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Yano, in terms of post count, MD is far from the top, but in terms of word count, he smokes all y'all.
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So here I am. I thought I was still a couple posts from my 6000th, but just now realized my 6000th was the post before this one.
Oops.
Notty: Are you saying I'm on the verbose side of things?
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Notty: Are you saying I'm on the verbose side of things?
In a roundabout way, yes.
Congrats on 6000! What are you going to do next?
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Psst -- don't look now, but ChrisR1 hung back for five months, then whoosh!, flew right past his first M. Sneaky! Congrats go forth.
Trust me, it was far from a plan that I've been away for a while. Thanks for noticing I'm back, though
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M of a different sort -- today I posted my 2000th Addventure episode.
Homevintner is approaching his 7th M -- toasts will be in order, but I hope he doesn't mind if we just bring glasses while his SaRenna handles refreshments ...
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She could pour anytime.
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I shall soon achieve my 2nd milestone. Yes, I'm watching nowadays.
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I seems Shara bumped me off the 1st page of top posters.
The nerve!
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Yield to the katana.
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I hadn't even noticed
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Stay on top, Shara, stay on top!
The line forms now for drinks served by HV's SaRenna.
Coming up: the pyramid-obssesed Djoser and the carbonation-obsessed Galvatron ...
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oh good grief. Not the postcount wars again! I observed this several years ago around here. It did not turn out well!
Very well then...
I should like to take this moment to point out that I am a mere 96 posts away from my second M. I'd like Miss Cheivous to form the celebratory committee.
Thank you, that's all,
Bone...
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I should like to take this moment to point out that I am a mere 96 posts away from my second M. I'd like Miss Cheivous to form the celebratory committee.
Thank you, that's all,
Bone...
Is MissChievous still around here?
Q-"News to me"-BE
EDIT: Rolling up on 1500 myself...
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I told you that you'd hit fourteen hundred posts before I'd hit 14 thousand, didn't I?
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I told you that you'd hit fourteen hundred posts before I'd hit 14 thousand, didn't I?
I already beat you to that thought...
Noting 1400 posts
Q-"Ha!"-BE
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We're all catching up to you Zookie, and your L for Legend status.
By the way, the BEA Forum breaks when you hit 15000.
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I just wanted to point out I'm 44 posts away from my second M
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All right, all right already, so Bonecracker will indeed have zoomed past Djoser and Angelus towards his second M -- so NOW can he explain his avatar to me? Because whatever it's supposed to be, it looks way too compact for its own good ...
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Hey, only 15 posts to my second M. And this coinicides with my 3 years of being de-lurked and actively involved here.
The Shocore band's logo contrasts greatly with my "Secretary of niceness" persona I've been described as having. I'm really not very nice, just try to be polite as much as possible.
So, there be the story on me avatar! Shocore, a band from Vancouver Canada who had this very cool song called "Bonecracker". Once upon a time I was very much into Rammstein and a friend sent me a copy of the Shocore song. I liked it a lot, surprising since I'm a huge country music fan.
Best,
Bone...cracker.
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OK I made it. Now on to my third M. Thanks for all your support.
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Well done sir! A toast in your honor shall be made this evening.
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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Good job, Bone.
And while I hit my first M a few weeks ago, this post puts me at 1111 - I'm glad the repetitive # didn't pass me by without noticing.
And the little pic-e will make sure the post stays relevant
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No sweat, Chris -- around here, hitting 11111 is considered a Yahtzee.
Any hour now, the pyramidally preoccupied Djoser (just check your basic Egyptology) should be hitting his two big ones ...
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I like your new av, ChrisR1.
Q-"Nice rack"-BE
EDIT: 11 away from 1500!
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Although this is post #1502, I thought I'd link you to my commemorative 1500th post.
http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?&Number=713886#Post713886
Q-"On to 2000!"-BE
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YOU'LL be ther in no time, Cube. I'll be at 3000 in no time too. As if any of this actually matters! LOL
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Someone told me to visit this thread when i reached 2k.
I'm here and that someone was DruulEmpire (ha, did you think i forget that?)
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Congratulations DJoser for achieving the 2k milestone. IMHO... It's significant because it means you're committed to the rest of us knobs and have been around long enough (in terms of time spent here) to be a part of the establishment. :-)
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Congrats!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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Thanks fellas, is good to know one's being noticed, unlike the other sites i frequent, lol!
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Other sites are bollocks. This is the only one that counts.
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Quote:
Bonecracker said:
Other sites are bollocks. This is the only one that counts.
Yeah, it counts posts! [badabum-tish!]
Seriously though, congrats on the 2k, Djoser.
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Thanks Max!
BTW bonecracker the bug in your sig really made me scratch my PC screen, lol!
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What, you mean this little thing? LOL
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enclosing 4k
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enclosing 4k
GO SHARA GO
GO SHARA GO
GO SHARA GO
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I second that: go Shara go! ;D
Meanwhile, no doubt in part to his coming in very handy subsequent to what I call the Hackout, auto reply has just hit his 2nd M. Always appropriate for a good BEA member to have two big ones. ;) We look forward to his continuing to be a fine administrator in the days and years ahead.
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U cup... ur cup runneth over
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So, does everybody like the new "cup size" increments?
Q-"Since they are related to post counts"-BE :D
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Yes and no. I liked how I was doing under the very old system, which got interrupted and left me called "Freakin' Huge!" I enjoyed "Freakin' Huge!" but still wish I could have seen how I would have done. This new system seems designed to honor Palomine as a ZZZ Cup and then work its way back -- so I wonder if all the cup size limits will get bumped even higher when he hits his 15th M.
However, as someone about to be fitted into a V Cup, I still find it pretty cool.
But I'm mainly posting to raise a new alert. PregNut is reaching his 5th M, Shara is reaching her 4th -- and most immediately, Galvatron can be hitting his 3rd M any day now. If he can do this with more shots of Cindy Crawford (dare we even hope for a morphed Cindy Crawford?), I will greatly approve. ;D
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Hmm ... this COULD have gone straight to Galvy, but Shara's been posting a lot lately, not just Denise Milani morphs (by the way: HURRAH!) but interesting speculation on her appearing on a cam and our in turn appearing on our own cams and ... eh, it could get involved. Anyway -- we have another M race! Anyone want to place any bets?
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The Forum blowup has made it harder to see the leaderboard -- in fact, impossible.
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Not sure what a "leaderboard" is -- but as for the most posts list, if you click Members in the upper left, then reach to the far right and click Posts, blammo-wammo, you have the old list -- very thoroughly restored, I must add. ;D
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yup merely selecting by postcount still works, there's just a lot more people on page 1
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btw... 4k
hehe i've been this size before...
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Congratulations!
The Forum gets another 4M ...
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Congrats, Shara! :D
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Congrats are indeed in order for Shara. So would you prefer to be toasted to with a white wine or a red?
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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While we respectfully give the Great Purple One some time to come to grips with the passing of Michael Jackson, SwitcherX is even now approaching his 4th M, with some help from a rollercoaster. :o
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switcherx has been posting like mad lately :P
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4000 get
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4000 get
Bravo!
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Huzzah!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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congrats 4chanX
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Congratulations, Mr. Switcher! :D
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*SHHHHHHhhhhh*
I made it past 6K and nobody noticed. ::)
I still miss doggo.
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*SHHHHHHhhhhh*
I made it past 6K and nobody noticed. ::)
I still miss doggo.
You da man.
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*SHHHHHHhhhhh*
I made it past 6K and nobody noticed. ::)
I still miss doggo.
bad Druul, bad!
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I noticed -- I just didn't count on him making SOMETHING LIKE EIGHTEEN POSTS IN ONE DAY. Plus I got in just now from my overnight, and that after I was out an unusual amount catching Michelle Pfeiffer at the movies and then attending my bi-weekly writers' workshop. I like to try to play these close, and sometimes I miss.
That said: any man who's name honors the great Roberta deserves respect anyway, and this is one more reason. Congratulations! (And apologies, seriously.)
(Pssst -- And advance congratulations on PregNut's 5th M!) ;D
(Also: this may sound a tad ridiculous, but I was distracted all this while by Galvatron, who hit his 3001st post ten days ago. Galvy hardly ever spends more than three days away from here, and it's been TEN now. I have to worry over whatever assassination theory he may even now be concocting concerning Michael Jackson.)
(Oh, final addendum: Zookie is reaching what I call "all odds" -- 13579 -- while Goldie is reaching "countup" -- 12345.)
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*SSSSHHhhhhhhhh*
gonZo is closing in on 3K.
Oh, BTW, Druul IS GETTING CLOSE TO 9K!
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Galvatron is obviously out on a publicity tour for Transformers II and doesn't have time to check in with us.
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sooo many excuses Douwe :(
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Eh, well, here's the biggest excuse of all -- namely, after starting to Addventure in 2002, then registering here in 2003, I think I'm now much closer to the end of the bulk of my contribution here than I am to the beginning. A "serious" (i.e. non-erotic) project with the code name "Knox" is now beckoning to me (I guess you could say it's Knox over knockers), so I'm going to be semi-retired pretty soon.
Personally, I'm intrigued by other forthcoming excuses, like PregNut having stayed away since he hit 4999, or Galvatron staying away since he hit 3001.
Anyhow, to repeat -- any hour now Goldeneye is going to hit "countup" (12345) and TheZookie007 is going to hit "all odds" (13579). I consider that one fascinating coincidence.
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how about ur 9k
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Man I've been slacking... congrats to everyone ^_^
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Congratulations to all who recently passed "M" milestones. I've been away for the past few weeks because of the vagaries of where I live. Broadband access being hard to come by publicly (being as I rely on public access terminals), I have not been able to comment in the Pepsi/Coke fight thread on Galvy's 3k or the passing of Michael Jackson.
I will get to that forthwith, and I hope to reach 2K here soon. By the way, love your "**83** Beauty" avatar, Shara. It conjures many fantasies in my mind as to what I'd love to do to you in your **82**. :o
Q-"Naughty naughty naughty!"-BE :P
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you should go californee-way i heard they still got sum internets over there
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You only get 40 seconds a day.
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Took him awhile, but PregNut just hit his fifth M by contributing a "go jerk yourself off" emoticon to the new Pick Your Smiley! sticky we've got going down in this section. I applaud its appropriateness to this Archive's ultimate function -- though I wonder, is that really the best way to get someone pregnant?
Posters to watch: gonZo, solvegas, CarlTL.
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and druul... 4 more :P
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Anyhow, to repeat -- any hour now Goldeneye is going to hit "countup" (12345) and TheZookie007 is going to hit "all odds" (13579). I consider that one fascinating coincidence.
"Countup" sounds like an exhortation you'd get at the Carnaval in Trinidad or something..."countup, countup! everybody countup!' :D
And I do believe I have gone against all odds (heh!) already, thanks for noticing though.
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Another milestone; I finaly got around to checking out my profile on the new forum, and discovered I registered here eight years ago today.
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Another milestone; I finaly got around to checking out my profile on the new forum, and discovered I registered here eight years ago today.
Happy Anniversary, HV! How long has Sarenna been squeezing out glasses of wine? :D
Q-"7 years 364 days, probably"-BE ;D
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I think Col. Morphermor created my avatar in late 2002.
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I think Col. Morphermor created my avatar in late 2002.
Morphemor = BEA nobility :o
Anyway, what's the biggest change between then and now? Forum style? Forum community?
Q-"History buff"-BE :)
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2 more for Druul to hit 9M! ;D
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Max, thanks -- yes, I have Victoriously become the Forum's only V cup right now, by Virtue of being the only one in the 9000s (until gOOber catches up, maybe by Christmas).
Thing is, I don't have much ambition left, besides becoming a X cup. Munch wil outrank Styk soon and I'll be happy to remain below Styk.
There are things around here I've wanted to do for six years -- maybe I should try to get them done within, say, the next three ...
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Congrats on your achievement anyway, Druul. Here's to you being around long enough to attain 20 more Ms! :D
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Well, I haven't done any housework since I joined, so the old dump will never look any worse unless I do a Howard Hughes and start saving my piss in bottles, so I may as well keep posting.
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finally Druul :D
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Huzzah!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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I never did understand why Druul was an Empire. Now with the advent of his 9th M, I think we understand he's built an empire of forum friends through which he is going to take over the world!!! :o
Q-"Run!"-BE
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Something oxymoronic-sounding about an "empire of friends," though it's an interesting idea -- with enough interest among Addventurers and artists and morphers, and even interested outsiders like FuMonkey, who knows? Although as affiliations go, "forum friends" seems particularly loose. ;D
Anyhow, a new development. Back in the Seventies when I was stuck looking after my little sister, I would occasionally read to her from a Tintin adventure. There was one set out in the Sahara, I believe, and at one point someone cries out "The Berbers!" My sister did not appreciate that there are actual people known as the Berbers, and she found something about the sound of "Berbers" profoundly silly enough to send her into a fit of giggles.
I remember this today as, at the top of the most posts list, gOOber finally overcomes ZoD (without superpowers yet) and teams up with sheber, he of Shasta and Bambi Blaze (who I hope is doing reasonably well, she's been through a lot lately). It's a new BerBer attack.
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My predictions: first gonZo's 3rd M, then CarlTL's 5th, then solvegas' 4th.
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I got my 4&1/4thK first
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My predictions: first gonZo's 3rd M, then CarlTL's 5th, then solvegas' 4th.
What about my 2nd M? :P
Q-"Less than 300 to go"-BE
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On the brink of my first M. Will look forward to jumping that hurdle when I get back from making a couple of doctors wealthier... :P
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Q_BE, dude, what's with the :P -- why not actually check the most posts list on occasion? As of this writing you're still over 200 posts behind Angelus, and even he isn't that serious a contender yet.
When it comes to the :P I feel far more shamed by espy, who reminds us that some of us are fighting cancer just to log in our first M. We'll be here, espy, awaiting your news.
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With this post I will be exactly at 4K. Yipee !! :) I've been on this forum about 6 years and a lot has happened since. I'm so glad the great hack of 2009 did not wipe out all the information about members. Anyways, onwards to 5K !! ;D
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My congrats, solvegas. You've always been a good contributor to this forum, as long as I've been here. I hope you're around for at least another 6 years. :D
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Congrats, Mr. Vegas, and smooth work -- you actually outposted gonZo and CarlTL! :o
Now we keep an eye open for those two, as well as espy ...
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Well done!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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hurray for solvy!
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Oh what the hell --
CONGRATULATIONS TO GONZO, master moderator and bra-cup checker (at least to hear his explanation of his avatar).
CONGRATULATIONS TO CARLTL, who may yet get a third entry in his 99th contest.
CONGRATULATIONS TO ESPY, who with any luck is receiving nursing along the lines getting suggested up in his medical thread. ;)
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hurray for solvy!
Thank you all for the congratulations. You are all fine human beings ( well, mostly ;) ) and I enjoy interacting with you in this forum dedicated to those magnificent glands the fairer sex has and men want to fondle. I also love the ladies here because they are ( most all ) good sports. Sometimes a poet can do better for a occasion but my sincere thanks is the best I can do. I like it when a hottie like Shara notices. It's just very nice. :)
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Very much obliged, Mr. Vegas.
And another hurrah goes out to Carl -- his 5th M is official now. ;D
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next to Druul I practically live in this thread :D
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Can I just say - I may even make 3000 posts before I hibernate. But, as we speak with 75 post to go, most of them would have to be nonsense.
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that's not that much different from the other 2925 ::)
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Well done, Carl!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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that's not that much different from the other 2925 ::)
Oh, ik zie, kan je wijzen waar ik ging er mis? :)
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you started going wrong by using babelfish... Dutch grammar is waaaay too hard for babelfish :p
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you started going wrong by using babelfish... Dutch grammar is waaaay too hard for babelfish :p
Hangs head in shame....
What did I actually say - it wasn't rude was it?
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Oh, ik zie, kan je wijzen waar ik ging er mis? :)
oh, I look, can you point wrong went I where am?
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oh, I look, can you point wrong went I where am?
Oh dear, epic fail on my part.
Sounds a bit like Yoda though.
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a good dutch translation would be: oh, nu snap ik het, kun je mij vertellen wat ik fout deed?
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a good dutch translation would be: oh, nu snap ik het, kun je mij vertellen wat ik fout deed?
Definite similarities to English in sentence structure - pronunciation is another story.
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Yoda would have put it this way:
Oh I see, you point out where I went wrong can, hmm? Yes, hmmm.
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you didn't mention you wanted the 75 posts today :p
and yes obviously dutch and english share syntactical similarities, both being descendants of Germanic and Indo-European. However the Dutch language has a ton of exceptions, more than (almost) any other language. btw: "where I went wrong?" would require a proverb in dutch "waar ik de mist in ging?"
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you didn't mention you wanted the 75 posts today :p
Its a challenge for me.
both being descendants of Germanic and Indo-European. However the Dutch language has a ton of exceptions, more than (almost) any other language. btw: "where I went wrong?" would require a proverb in dutch "waar ik de mist in ging?"
Ah I see, we don't really do it like that in English. My experience with other languages is minimum, they do say English is easy to learn.
I think I'd have a good crack at Dutch were I to have a go, but the pronunciation would be the hard part. The pronunciation of the G's and the H's would confuse me.
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try most vowels *chuckle*
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try most vowels *chuckle*
I get people to write things down when I'm in Holland... no point them saying the words to me, by the time they get to my brain they mean something else. Even when spoken to in English, which you fellas do so well btw, its names of places I have trouble with.
I was once in a bar in Holland* - I'd left the door open. I was a bit stoned to be honest. Two women said something to me... no idea what. So I said eh? They both said loudly in English, close the fucking door... I did...
* I mean The Netherlands
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doe die verdomde deur dicht :D
btw Dutchland is cooler.... although not official :(
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Just experimenting here....
borst uitbreiding archief
PS, its only 345 mile between here and Amsterdam - I thought it would be much more than that...
Here's one for ya - what is the Dutch translation of warm water?
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Well done, Carl!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
And there is much rejoicing...
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Just experimenting here....
borst uitbreiding archief
PS, its only 345 mile between here and Amsterdam - I thought it would be much more than that...
Here's one for ya - what is the Dutch translation of warm water?
spelling same, pronun different
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spelling same, pronun different
OK, so if I said warm water as a question, would that be meaningless for a Dutch speaker? As in, I put my hand in the sea and look up and say, hmm warm water.
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I may be confused but... 'hmmm warm water'is not a question :P
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Here's my 3000th post. ;D
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Well done Gonzo! Only 3k when moderationg this madhouse is a feat in itself.
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Just experimenting here....
borst uitbreiding archief
PS, its only 345 mile between here and Amsterdam - I thought it would be much more than that...
Here's one for ya - what is the Dutch translation of warm water?
345 miles and you crossed three countries ( England, Belgium and Holland ) ? It's 485 miles from Las Vegas to Reno and you never leave Nevada. Nevada ain't even the biggest state. I always get a kick when european tourists ask how far is the Grand Canyon ( south rim ) from Las Vegas and I tell them it's 240 miles, not very far. They ask what's that in kilometers and I tell them 400 or so and they say, really , it doesn't look that far in the map. :D Canadians and Australians understand long distances but if you are from Luxenborg I guess it's all real big. :)
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I may be confused but... 'hmmm warm water'is not a question :P
It, kinda is. If I were to write it down I'd say, Is it warm water, but the real world, I may just say warm water and use my body language to indicate it as a question. English is a lazy language, if we can contract things we will.
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It's 485 miles from Las Vegas to Reno and you never leave Nevada.
I've driven from Vegas to Yosemite in a day.
Nevada ain't even the biggest state.
In the lower 48, I suspect Texas is...
I always get a kick when european tourists ask how far is the Grand Canyon ( south rim ) from Las Vegas and I tell them it's 240 miles,
From the I-40 to the south rim, the road is about 25 miles, having driven this road, I can tell you how boring it was.
They ask what's that in kilometers and I tell them 400 or so and they say, really
Not all Europeans use Kilometers. I always use miles. I have no idea what 400k looks like, but 250 miles means something.
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Here's my 3000th post. ;D
Well done gonZo - hopefully I will be joining you soon.
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Congratulations to gonZo! (I appreciate that pic in his 3000th post. 8) )
Right now I'm sitting back and seeing not only Palomine approach his 15th M (not that he even seems to care about that or any milestone anyway) but a new race between Round&Heavy Bob and Hiram for the same 3 M finish line gonZo just crossed -- and if espy could achieve his first M with any particularly good personal news, so much the better.
I'm also rooting for gOOber, if only because I think we need a T Cup. ;D
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race between Round&Heavy Bob and Hiram for the same 3 M finish line gonZo just crossed
Not sure I'll make it now, time is getting a little shorter than I anticipated.
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maybe you just need some motivation... Hi i'm here
btw Continental Europe uses Km, it's just the silly Island people that are an exception :P. 400km is a long route, mostly because my preferred means of transportation is a bike and I've never went over 250 km in a day.
Congrats to Gonzo for 3k *does happy dance*
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That's 3 K, thanks to all for noticing.
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btw Continental Europe uses Km, it's just the silly Island people that are an exception :P.
We are getting there, about the only thing left that is in imperial is road distances. Metric is a far better measurement system, but old habits die hard. I'm of an age where I remember the day we changed to metric here, I did both metric and imperial at school.
400km is a long route, mostly because my preferred means of transportation is a bike and I've never went over 250 km in a day.
Do you mean a motorbike, 250km is a long ride on a cycle, 150 miles if my math is right. Do you drive a car Shaz?
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Well done Bob!
Hiram, you are correct, Texas is the largest of the lower 48.
Home"Cheers to R&H!"vintner
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We are getting there, about the only thing left that is in imperial is road distances. Metric is a far better measurement system, but old habits die hard. I'm of an age where I remember the day we changed to metric here, I did both metric and imperial at school.
Do you mean a motorbike, 250km is a long ride on a cycle, 150 miles if my math is right. Do you drive a car Shaz?
no I mean a bicycle, and I know it's long... and no I don't drive a car anymore
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no I mean a bicycle, and I know it's long...
No hills to cycle up. :)
and no I don't drive a car anymore
Can't say I blame you, I'd rather have a bike also - but you are lucky in The Netherlands, you are bike friendly, in my country you take your life in your hands riding a bike.
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the east and south are rather hilly, not exactly highlands but not flat either
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That's 3 K, thanks to all for noticing.
I just had a look at the top posters to see how I was doing - just seen you've got your 3k - well done young man! :)
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Well done Bob!
Hiram, you are correct, Texas is the largest of the lower 48.
I got completely lost in Texas - I meant to go west but ended up going north to Dalllas. I should have taken the GPS!
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USE THE SUN!
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USE THE SUN!
Ha ha ha, thanks, thats helpful... next time eh, I'll be ready. :)
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Or Google Maps. It's the best (DOUBLE TRUE!)
Congrats to gonZo and ROUNDandHEAVY on hitting their 3K marks.
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::)
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I'm getting so close to the 3000, but will I make it in time?
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5 more? yeah easily
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Cheers go out to Round&Heavy, one of THE great morphers, who as of this writing already reached 3004.
Meanwhile, we'll just be expecting Hiram any hour now ... ;)
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5 more? yeah easily
Indeed, you need to talk to me for a bit... So, how's your day been?
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I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my manager and my family, without whom I couldn't have reached this pinnacle of achievement, that is, three thousand posts...
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Congrats to Hiram, gOnzo, and Round&Heavy! Great ones come in bunches, eh? :D
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Hooray for Hiram!
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pffffff... finally
with that said palo is approaching 15k... Spamwhore :D
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Personally, I'm keeping an eye on espy's first M. But is that "espy" as in "S, P" or "espy" more like "S, pie," like the archaic word "espy," suggesting "espionage," roughly meaning "to scope out"? Just wondering ...
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Personally, I'm keeping an eye on espy's first M. But is that "espy" as in "S, P" or "espy" more like "S, pie," like the archaic word "espy," suggesting "espionage," roughly meaning "to scope out"? Just wondering ...
It's the phonetic of S.P.; initials for something not significant here.
If anyone thinks they can serve up a less enlightening revelation than that, knock yourself out. :P
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345 miles and you crossed three countries ( England, Belgium and Holland ) ? It's 485 miles from Las Vegas to Reno and you never leave Nevada. Nevada ain't even the biggest state. I always get a kick when european tourists ask how far is the Grand Canyon ( south rim ) from Las Vegas and I tell them it's 240 miles, not very far. They ask what's that in kilometers and I tell them 400 or so and they say, really , it doesn't look that far in the map. :D Canadians and Australians understand long distances but if you are from Luxenborg I guess it's all real big. :)
It's not just furriners. I had a teacher in college who was a native of NYC; he had family in Connecticutt and Rhode Island, and he had gone to school in Boston.So on weekends he would drive across three or four states to visit. So he taught in Chicago, and decided to drive to Seattle. He figured he would do it in a day, 'cuz it was "only" three or four states, right?
Note to the geographically challenged: Montana is only slightly larger than Germany.
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Well, less enlightening or not -- congratulations, espy, and here's to the second M! ;D
Now looking at Palomine and gOOber ...
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Well done Espy!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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Kudos Espy! ;D
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congrats espy
and pre-congrats to Palo who is about to go 15k
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3K
Proof I have way too much free time on my hands ;D
B
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3K
Proof I have way too much free time on my hands ;D
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As long as you keep posting such nice morphs, I hope you keep finding too much free time! :D
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I couldn't agree more!
Well done Bob!
A toast is most definately in order.
Home"Cheers to R&H!"vintner
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Heck, I cheered on R&H Bob six days ago -- but what the hey, congrats once more. ;D
Not that he'll notice and/or care, but Palomine keeps setting everyone's ceiling ever higher by rising above his 15th M -- I think that "does anyone else feel the iron heel of overmoderation!?" thread helped boost his posts a little. ;)
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Good ol' Pal, summing up our reactions to a nice set of boobs in M form :P
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OMEGA CUP ;D
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Congrats to Palomine. Heh, if he's Omega Cup, shouldn't everyone with only 1 post be known as Alpha Cup? ;)
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Congrats to Palomine. Heh, if he's Omega Cup, shouldn't everyone with only 1 post be known as Alpha Cup? ;)
You forget that Palomine is the Alpha AND the Omega. ;D
Q-"Or is that the BEA Owner?"-BE ;)
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You forget that Palomine is the Alpha AND the Omega. ;D
Q-"Or is that the BEA Owner?"-BE ;)
Why, the greedy so-and-so! ;)
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who's confusing Palo with me again?
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who's confusing Palo with me again?
How can anybody confuse a giant BEAutiful princess like you with Frankenstein's monster ? ???
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Quote from: Shara on Today at 03:06:51 PM
who's confusing Palo with me again?
How can anybody confuse a giant BEAutiful princess like you with Frankenstein's monster ? ???
Anyone who is so dazzled by the giant BEAutiful princess that their brains aren't working? ;)
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While I continue to keep an eye out for gOOber and Max, in view of my getting tied up this weekend with a picnic and my sister coming to town, I'd better acknowledge here and now this Archive's favorite droid (sorry, Threepio) r2d2, who is sneakily coming up on his first M! ;D 8) Congratulations.
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In fact, as of this writing, r2d2 has just rolled up to 999 posts! :o
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go R2D2!
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Just got there with this (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9977820.msg9991761.html#msg9991761) rather nice post ... :)
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Just got there with this (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9977820.msg9991761.html#msg9991761) rather nice post ... :)
you go boyeeeee 8)
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You've "bagged it," Artoo, congrats! 8)
Now I'll just sit back and see how the particularly cool gOOber and MaxBigfoot are doing ...
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Congrats r2d2, welcome to the M club! ;D
That's another one... ;)
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Well done r2!
Home"Cheers to you!"vintner
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Another well done to gOOber for his 8th M.
Home "Cheers to you too!"vintner
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Congrats, oh picmeister! :D
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CINZANO, CINZANO !1!! :D :D :D
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:o Hot dayum, I knew gOOb and Max were getting up there, but they've been on fire lately!
I'm particularly pleased to see gOOber rising. I always felt a bit weird outposting him, and at one time I was over 1300 posts ahead of him, but now things are leveling once more, and with any luck he'll become a V cup by the time I become a W cup. That way, together we can be a Volkswagen cup -- which is one hell of a big cup, let me tell you. 8)
Also good to see Max hit his 4th M -- not quite as good as checking in at the Ogenki Clinic, but I'll take it. ;)
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YEAH BABY! ;D
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who's next?
I'm about to get another D :P
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Dang! M's are dropping like flies around here. Well done Max!
Home"Cheers to you too"vintner
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Right now life is going to be a bit slow around here. Angelus may grouse his way to a second M, but don't hold your breath. Luvdemwhoppers has been on fire lately, and may conceivably beat joenny to a first M.
But I do thank Shara for alerting us to her getting fitted for a ninth D. ;D
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who's next?
I'm about to get another D :P
YAY!!! :P
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YEAH BABY! ;D
Oh, behave!
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I can haz T Cup?
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I can haz T Cup?
Oohhh.....How cute. Therefore we MUST squish it ! ;D
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4.5k
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4.5k
MMMMm ;D
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MMMMm ;D
LOL, good one, PregNut! ;D
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MMMMm ;D
:D
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Aaaaand ... getting out the old stopwatch as luvdemwhoppers (gotta luv dat name) comes zooming thru to his first M any hour now ... ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFypAB7nYGA
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thanks for the warm welcome ot M club, i expected nothing less
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Congrats LDM. At the rate you're posting, I expect you to hit the 2M club in only a few months. ;) :D
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Congrats LDW!
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Congrats LDW!
For a second there, I thought you said "Congrats LDS!" and I was wondering what the heck the Mormons have to do with anything... :D
Q-"Mitt Romney!"-BE :P
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Congrats LDM. At the rate you're posting, I expect you to hit the 2M club in only a few months. ;) :D
Huh, and I had a brain fart and confused a big boob lover with an (ex) big boob goddess. ???
My apologies, ldW, and keep up the good posts. :D
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Huh, and I had a brain fart and confused a big boob lover with an (ex) big boob goddess. ???
My apologies, ldW, and keep up the good posts. :D
apologies not necessary Maxbigfoot, We all brainfart, me more than most, sent me to bogeyland dont ya know.
Peace, have a great weekend, regards LDW.
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apologies not necessary Maxbigfoot, We all brainfart, me more than most, sent me to bogeyland dont ya know.
Peace, have a great weekend, regards LDW.
I just want to know why you use that avatar of Chris Farley. :P
Q-"A classic"-BE ;)
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I just want to know why you use that avatar of Chris Farley. :P
Q-"A classic"-BE ;)
SNL fan, Chris was a fav of mine 8) . On the subj of avatars, curious why men here choose women???????
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A fair question, LDW, since this definitely isn't the most literal usage of the word "avatar." Kithara, who draws our KC Strip which is packed full of our avatars, has wondered the same thing. I think for a lot of us the avatar is a kind of flag, or a shorthand introduction packed into a single image, saying "This is what we're for, this is what we're about." My own avatar is from the days of ye olde latex prosthetic models, back in the time when you actually had to photograph a BE, rather like Mastasia does, long before the Age of the Morpher came along. Goldeneye, for example, is clearly smitten (at present) with Christina Hendricks from "Mad Men" (and "Firefly" and elsewhere). And so it goes.
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A fair question, LDW, since this definitely isn't the most literal usage of the word "avatar." Kithara, who draws our KC Strip which is packed full of our avatars, has wondered the same thing. I think for a lot of us the avatar is a kind of flag, or a shorthand introduction packed into a single image, saying "This is what we're for, this is what we're about." My own avatar is from the days of ye olde latex prosthetic models, back in the time when you actually had to photograph a BE, rather like Mastasia does, long before the Age of the Morpher came along. Goldeneye, for example, is clearly smitten (at present) with Christina Hendricks from "Mad Men" (and "Firefly" and elsewhere). And so it goes.
tks for the reply and the insight, most welcome, Peace, LDW.
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A fair question, LDW, since this definitely isn't the most literal usage of the word "avatar." Kithara, who draws our KC Strip which is packed full of our avatars, has wondered the same thing.
I'd like to chime in here and say that I'm probably one of the FEW "KC Strippers" who doesn't use their avatar specifically in the comic. My character is actually a play on my forum name, Q_BE. Naturally, given the pronunciation you might want to make of my name, my character is an animated cube. More specifically, I'm a letter block like the ones you would play with as a youngster, adorned with the letters "J", "L", and "H" on the right, front, and left sides of my character. This would read "JLH" from left to right if you were facing him, right to left if you were next to him or behind him.
I think for a lot of us the avatar is a kind of flag, or a shorthand introduction packed into a single image, saying "This is what we're for, this is what we're about." My own avatar is from the days of ye olde latex prosthetic models, back in the time when you actually had to photograph a BE, rather like Mastasia does, long before the Age of the Morpher came along. Goldeneye, for example, is clearly smitten (at present) with Christina Hendricks from "Mad Men" (and "Firefly" and elsewhere). And so it goes.
That is a great summation of what I feel an avatar represents, Druul. :) My avatar, currently bearing a GIF image of Jennifer Love Hewitt screaming and bouncing her boobies in the process, while an astonished Will Friedle gyrates as though something illicit is occuring (given the crop of the image), is a perfect example.
Here, let me post it for posterity.
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7069/2ndcopyofjlhboymeetsworai8.gif)
So, as you can see, I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, I love boobies, and I love...
Q-"Well, you can infer from there"-BE ;)
EDIT: As an aside, Druul, I thought that your avatar was a morph, not a real photo of latex breasts. ???
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Let it be known that on this date, AgentDee posted his 3500th post, WOOT!
Agent "500 till 4K" Dee
;D
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Congrats, AgentDee! :D
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46 until 2000.
Q-"Ahead of schedule"-BE :)
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Just keep plugging away.
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In the shuffling madess
Of the locomotive breath,
Runs the all-time loser,
Headlong to his death.
He feels the piston scraping --
Steam breaking on his brow --
Old charlie stole the handle and
The train wont stop going --
No way to slow down.
(no way I'm callin u a loser Qbe) 8)
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Gotta love the Tull. 8)
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luvdemwhoppers may as well adopt the Tull as his own anthem -- he may well hit his 2nd M by Christmas, if not sooner. 8)
Anyhow, after making noise about it for so long, Q_BE has indeed risen past several other posters, and now all but a sadly silent Cubs fan stands between him and his own 2nd M. This'll be a busy week coming up, what with my little-seen aunt stopping by, and my hometown of Pittsburgh hosting the G20 summit, so I'll say it now: I see a possibility that Q will hit 2000 sometime next week, and in anticipation of that eventuality I say, Congratulations.
(Next: a 14th M for Zookie!?)
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luvdemwhoppers may as well adopt the Tull as his own anthem -- he may well hit his 2nd M by Christmas, if not sooner. 8)
What is the Tull, anyway? ???
Anyhow, after making noise about it for so long, Q_BE has indeed risen past several other posters, and now all but a sadly silent Cubs fan stands between him and his own 2nd M.
Heh. I had no idea I'd passed almost everybody reaching for a second M, and now that you mention it, this place does feel a little more empty without GoCubsGo. :-\
This'll be a busy week coming up, what with my little-seen aunt stopping by, and my hometown of Pittsburgh hosting the G20 summit, so I'll say it now: I see a possibility that Q will hit 2000 sometime next week, and in anticipation of that eventuality I say, Congratulations.
Well, thankee much! Am I working hard, or hardly working? Not only that, I've blown past the bar for my 13th pixel sliver as I discussed in my "How many pixel slivers do you have?" thread. Totally unexpected, though not unwarranted, what with my laptop being revived after three months in limbo. But that's another story for another day... ::)
Q-"Next stop: 2K!"-BE 8)
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Jethro Tull
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2000 posts. 8)
Q-"Christmas came early"-BE :D
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Well done! A toast has been made in your honor.
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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2000 posts. 8)
Q-"Christmas came early"-BE :D
Actually, if you reread my comments, it's luvdemwhoppers who I expect might hit 2000 by Christmas -- he's been on fire lately -- while my original congratulations were to Q hitting 2000 sometime last week. And that he did, with 90 minutes to spare. 8)
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Well done! A toast has been made in your honor.
A bottle of your finest will do nicely, thanks. ;D
Actually, if you reread my comments, it's luvdemwhoppers who I expect might hit 2000 by Christmas -- he's been on fire lately -- while my original congratulations were to Q hitting 2000 sometime last week. And that he did, with 90 minutes to spare. 8)
Actually, if you read my comments in the "How many pixel slivers do you have?" thread here (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9978571.msg9991516.html#msg9991516), you will clearly see my prediction of achieving my 2nd M by Christmas based upon my previous post calculation against posts per day. Based upon that, I stated here that therefore, for me, Christmas came early. :)
Obviously, I neglected to factor my increased involvement as a result of the fall, as well as my previous sabbaticals from here, which arbitrarily drove my posts per day down.
I also noted the fact I coincidentally achieved your prediction, Druul. 8)
Q-"It's never simple, even when it's simple"-BE
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Congrats, Q_BE. May JLH show up on your doorstep naked. ;)
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Congrats, Q_BE. May JLH show up on your doorstep naked. ;)
Actually, she should be wearing a trenchcoat, but with nothing underneath. ;)
(See the movie If Only for the scene where she does just that.)
Q-"Plugging away"-BE
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I predict that one of the first acts (of note) in October will be Zook hitting his 14th M, so allow me to be the first to congratulate that imminent occasion.
I'll breathe a bit easier that day. I've been superstitiously wary of him being in the 13000s, but now he'll be pulling out. Not much longer before he'll be outperforming the entire history of the Dow.
I'm also rather pleased with another kinda-sorta-M: gOOber is now less than 1000 posts behind me, where once he was over 1300 below. I rather hope he passes me someday; my passing him felt a bit strange to me
A similar kinda-sort-M I'd love to see is Zook coming up within 1000 posts of Pal -- but they seem to be running parallel to each other, rather than converging, so perhaps that will never happen. Perhaps Zook can find out what Pal's cup size WOULD have been if he had not been able to simply ID himself as Global Moderator.
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luvdemwhoppers may as well adopt the Tull as his own anthem -- he may well hit his 2nd M by Christmas, if not sooner. 8)
Anyhow, after making noise about it for so long, Q_BE has indeed risen past several other posters, and now all but a sadly silent Cubs fan stands between him and his own 2nd M. This'll be a busy week coming up, what with my little-seen aunt stopping by, and my hometown of Pittsburgh hosting the G20 summit, so I'll say it now: I see a possibility that Q will hit 2000 sometime next week, and in anticipation of that eventuality I say, Congratulations.
(Next: a 14th M for Zookie!?)
re adoption- nice idea, i like it!!! done 8)
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I predict that one of the first acts (of note) in October will be Zook hitting his 14th M, so allow me to be the first to congratulate that imminent occasion.
Druul, your post count predictions probably never fail to come true, but whenever you congratulate someone in advance I'm reminded of a pro football player from years ago. Wish I could remember his name or the team -- the details totally escape me. All I remember is that in the final game of the year, he broke a rushing threshold (1,000 yards for the season or something like that -- back when 1,000 was notable). The home crowd went nuts... they stopped the game and had an award presentation on the sideline... then they continued to play. He ran the ball one more time -- and was thrown for a loss. Total yards for the year = 998. What an embarrassment!!
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espy, I'll never forget the time MunchWolf parked himself at the 9999 post mark and sat there nearly three weeks. It drove me nuts! ;D
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espy, I'll never forget the time MunchWolf parked himself at the 9999 post mark and sat there nearly three weeks. It drove me nuts! ;D
Well, Druul, you've got exactly 888 posts to decide what you're going to do yourself... :)
Q-"Think well, my friend"-BE
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Druul, your post count predictions probably never fail to come true, but whenever you congratulate someone in advance I'm reminded of a pro football player from years ago. Wish I could remember his name or the team -- the details totally escape me. All I remember is that in the final game of the year, he broke a rushing threshold (1,000 yards for the season or something like that -- back when 1,000 was notable). The home crowd went nuts... they stopped the game and had an award presentation on the sideline... then they continued to play. He ran the ball one more time -- and was thrown for a loss. Total yards for the year = 998. What an embarrassment!!
Earnest Byner, Washington Redskins, 1992
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Now that we have the timer, there's a whole new way to compete, except Chelsea74 seems to be online 24/7. And wtf is Roostr? He's on all the time, but he never posts.
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Now that we have the timer, there's a whole new way to compete, except Chelsea74 seems to be online 24/7. And wtf is Roostr? He's on all the time, but he never posts.
The new statistics like the timer are nice, but I wish we could see a "complete" list of all the users' time spent online, not merely the top ten, in a page-by-page format sortable by statistic. I'm sure the data is collected and stored somewhere, so it would just be a matter of creating a webpage to show the data.
Yes, I know that the "Members" list we have currently carries some of that information, but frankly, given all the new statistics available to us, the "Members" list data is incomplete, and in some cases, unnecessary. For example, the email is unnecessary because only a few people want such info made public, and thez "pixel bar" is completely unnecessary because it's just a graphical representation of the post counts against the top poster, which is just redunculous. A revamp of that page should be high on the list of things to do, including categories sortable by top user (based on time), and top topic starters. God knows when, or IF, they'll ever get to this. Why don't they just pay somebody to focus on us here at the forum? ::)
Q-"Or is that too selfish a viewpoint?"-BE :P
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Druul, your post count predictions probably never fail to come true, but whenever you congratulate someone in advance I'm reminded of a pro football player from years ago. Wish I could remember his name or the team -- the details totally escape me. All I remember is that in the final game of the year, he broke a rushing threshold (1,000 yards for the season or something like that -- back when 1,000 was notable). The home crowd went nuts... they stopped the game and had an award presentation on the sideline... then they continued to play. He ran the ball one more time -- and was thrown for a loss. Total yards for the year = 998. What an embarrassment!!
this is a pretty good example of advance celebration, funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE1G-Dn7nUs
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Just to be clear: this is NOT the "So who's been here the longest?" thread. That thread measures TIME, and by a very new clock, I might add. (I also suspect it's way too easy to rack up time by simply going elsewhere on the Web while never officially signing out back here.) This thread measures POSTS.
And speaking of advance celebration, I'm expecting Zook's 14th M pretty much any hour now ... 8)
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Just to be clear: this is NOT the "So who's been here the longest?" thread. That thread measures TIME, and by a very new clock, I might add. (I also suspect it's way too easy to rack up time by simply going elsewhere on the Web while never officially signing out back here.) This thread measures POSTS.
And speaking of advance celebration, I'm expecting Zook's 14th M pretty much any hour now ... 8)
Just for the record, the timer cuts off when you leave the site and doesn't restart until you return. I discovered that while looking some stuff up in Wikipedia.
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Just for the record, the timer cuts off when you leave the site and doesn't restart until you return. I discovered that while looking some stuff up in Wikipedia.
just to chime in. i believe the time cuts off if you're logged in but inactive, ie not searching, reading posting moving about the site, It would be helpful if any of the mods could help clarify re the clock, Peace, Happy day.
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I predict that one of the first acts (of note) in October will be Zook hitting his 14th M, so allow me to be the first to congratulate that imminent occasion.
I'll breathe a bit easier that day. I've been superstitiously wary of him being in the 13000s, but now he'll be pulling out. Not much longer before he'll be outperforming the entire history of the Dow.
Thank you for your fear on my behalf :)
A similar kinda-sort-M I'd love to see is Zook coming up within 1000 posts of Pal -- but they seem to be running parallel to each other, rather than converging, so perhaps that will never happen. Perhaps Zook can find out what Pal's cup size WOULD have been if he had not been able to simply ID himself as Global Moderator.
Any minute now, and we will find out...
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My 14th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 197 days (03/21/09-10/04/09). The change of forum software helped slow me down a tad, methinks." 007
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-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 197 days (03/21/09-10/04/09). The change of forum software helped slow me down a tad, methinks." 007
Congrats Zookie! So, have you decided what a Zookie is? (I seem to recall myself labeling it a tasty cookie of some sort.) ;)
Also, in reply to your comment you feel as if you've slowed down, I feel oppositely: once I got used to the new forum software, I have found myself reading more posts and making more replies. Odd. :-\
Q-"Jennifer Love Hewitt salutes you (topless)"-BE
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My 14th M.
Nicely done.
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A thousand posts in 197 days (03/21/09-10/04/09). The change of forum software helped slow me down a tad, methinks.
Holy cow... I'm on pace for 1,000 posts every 698 days, and sometimes I think I'm hogging the floor! ??? :o
Congrats Zookie!
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Congrats again, Zook.
Unless someone acts up, I'm afraid this thread is heading for autumnal hibernation ...
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Well done Zook! I'll be bottling today, so I'll be sure to raise a glass in your honor.
Home"Cheers to you!"vintner
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14k... dayum!
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My 14th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 197 days (03/21/09-10/04/09). The change of forum software helped slow me down a tad, methinks." 007
You're gonna overtake Palomine soon
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Great congratulations, Zookie! :D
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Hey, stand still for a while and let us gain on you, huh? ::)
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I don't foresee that happening
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espy, I'll never forget the time MunchWolf parked himself at the 9999 post mark and sat there nearly three weeks. It drove me nuts! ;D
You're welcome
-Munch "I don't appear to have gotten much further since then" Wolf
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Hey, stand still for a while and let us gain on you, huh? ::)
How does Stan Lee say it? Excelsior! :)
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G'dang! It kind of snuck up on me -- but sometime next week, I figure pedonbio should be hitting his 7th M! :o
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don't think I'll make the deadline :'(
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I'm predicting a 3rd M for myself by the new year--1000 more than I thought I would attain in the "Pixel Slivers" thread I made. 8)
Q-"Wish me luck!"-BE
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Luck!
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Luck!
Thanks! :)
Actually, "Wish me luck" is a truncated version of the phrase "Wish me the luck o' the Irish" for someone who isn't Irish. I'm actually very diluted Irish, along with about 10 other nationalities, so I guess I don't need wished luck, since I'm Irish.
Q-"I'm also part American Indian, believe it or not"-BE :o
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I too am partially of those two origins. Add four others, share well, add sugar, yeast, nutrient, water, and some pectic enzyme, and the end result is one Homevintner.
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Thanks! :)
Actually, "Wish me luck" is a truncated version of the phrase "Wish me the luck o' the Irish" for someone who isn't Irish. I'm actually very diluted Irish, along with about 10 other nationalities, so I guess I don't need wished luck, since I'm Irish.
Q-"I'm also part American Indian, believe it or not"-BE :o
May all who meet you, love you.
And if there be those who hate you, may God turn their hearts.
And if God cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, so you'll know the fuckers by their limp.
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May all who meet you, love you.
And if there be those who hate you, may God turn their hearts.
And if God cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, so you'll know the fuckers by their limp.
That's quite magnanimous of you, dear Pedonbio, and with quite the religious tone. Am I getting to you? ;)
Q-"Thou shalt all convert"-BE
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That's quite magnanimous of you, dear Pedonbio, and with quite the religious tone. Am I getting to you? ;)
Q-"Thou shalt all convert"-BE
Just my Irish ancestry bubbling up.
You do know that by "God" I am referring to the Manifestation which is an old lesbian with a **94** issue who works in Oakland and loves cigars, don't you?
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Just my Irish ancestry bubbling up.
You do know that by "God" I am referring to the Manifestation which is an old lesbian with a **94** issue who works in Oakland and loves cigars, don't you?
Just keep telling yourself that. I'm sure it'll be just as true now as after the millionth repetition. :)
Q-"Back to the Ms"-BE
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Polls say people are into "spirituality" -- which still leaves plenty of room to stay away from an organized (or semi-organized) religion.
Congrats to pedonbio and his 7th M -- he's on fire these days! 8)
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Congrats to pedonbio. The forum wouldn't be the same without his knowledge and wonderful selection of vintage pics! :D
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Hey, Pedonbio: I'm glad we have the same tastes in boobage, but I'm not stopping my political pronouncements until every BEAer agrees with me. :P
Q-"Starting with you"-BE 8)
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Dear Q_BE,
I'm never agreeing with you. Get over it.
Sincerely,
DruulEmpire
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Hey, Pedonbio: I'm glad we have the same tastes in boobage, but I'm not stopping my political pronouncements until every BEAer agrees with me. :P
Q-"Starting with you"-BE 8)
Ha! Gonna be a long wait...
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long wait? yeah, sorta like a late saturday night at a White Castle......
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Well done, Pedonbio!
Home"Cheers to you!"vintner
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Predictions for November:
Derf's first M. (He's been rather active lately.)
Luvdemwhoppers' second M. (Ditto.)
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could be. he made 725 posts in 2 months ;D
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Congrats not only to derf's first M, but by his earning it with a flourish, with a set of Chelsea morphs worth checking out up in the User Gallery Discussion! :o
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Congrats to the derfster! :D
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I'm sure derfsgirl provides plenty of...*inspiration*...if you know what I mean. ;)
Q-"Congrats, Derf!"-BE
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Well done Derf!
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Thank you all. I've actually been around since '99-'00 but hadn't really gotten into conversation until as of late. But thanks for noticing me... :D
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Predictions for November:
Derf's first M. (He's been rather active lately.)
Luvdemwhoppers' second M. (Ditto.)
LDW is now only 99 away ... :o
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like 99 red balloons?
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or, 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...... ;D
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Always working on my next M--three's up next. 8)
Q-"Prefatory congratulations to LDW"-BE ;D
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Always working on my next M--three's up next. 8)
Q-"Prefatory congratulations to LDW"-BE ;D
tks, but I ain't gonna make it by 11/30...to quote Clint Eastwood " a man's got to know his limitations."
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Ehh, this won't be the first time I made a sunny hopeful prediction and failed spectacularly -- just check my constantly offering a "bottom" in my stock market thread, to hardly any avail -- but maybe you'll outpost GoCubsGo and be top contender, who knows.
I do figure that you should get there in time for Chanukah, which may earn a hearty Mazel tov. ;D
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Ehh, this won't be the first time I made a sunny hopeful prediction and failed spectacularly -- just check my constantly offering a "bottom" in my stock market thread, to hardly any avail -- but maybe you'll outpost GoCubsGo and be top contender, who knows.
I do figure that you should get there in time for Chanukah, which may earn a hearty Mazel tov. ;D
tks,you and others here* give me that warm..fuzzy feeling......
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maybe I should start posting again... But i'm still mad they haven't finished the chatbox (and yes I know mods you can't help it)
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Yeah, I checked the chat a couple days ago, still No.
My backup Chanukah prediction for luvdemwhoppers' second M seems to be coming true ... ;D
Druul "homevintner, keep the Manischewitz handy" Empire
(PS: some people seem to mentally cue the "Darth Vader" theme music whenever I show up -- but if you want to know what inspires that music in ME, it's anakinsrise closing in on his first M! :o )
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And in addition to those, the pyramidally preoccupied Djoser is approaching his THIRD M ... :o
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::)
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Throw luvdemwhopper's prediction out the window for 6 months, and add Shara's. :D
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M's seem to get harder as they get bigger :P *looks at post-count*
So, who'll grab the M threads 2 M post? ;) ;D
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It's interesting about that 2 M level -- luvdemwhoppers has just knocked off, while all of a sudden Angelus is more talkative.
For other M's, just follow the DJs -- mainly DJPFC and Djoser.
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I'm not posting actively :P
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I'm not posting actively :P
We know. You're posting passively.
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We know. You're posting passively.
Yet she's still aggressive.
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DANG -- I'd better congratulate Djoser on his 3rd M now, before he zooms right on past! 8)
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Thank you Druul Empire and as i promised here's my MMM XD. Sorry i suck at writing stuff. ;D
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You're taling to a veteran Addventurer Djoser, you're doing okay. And as to my PMs: yeah, it's true, I contact a lot of people again and again over the years and I'm sorry if my originality suffers. The point being: the show must go on.
And speaking of the show, we now look to the high and the low. Now I'm watching Palomine ascend to his 16th M while anakinsrise is heating back up the contest for the 1st M.
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I just have to say that I cannot believe that this thread is still going strong!
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I just have to say that I cannot believe that this thread is still going strong!
It's incredible. As you are... as always!
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And the hell of it is, RX, I was once cybernetically locked out of here for months on end, but some kind souls kept this going in my absence.
After all this time that people have automatically played the "Darth Vader" theme whenever I show up, I now offer them anakinsrise as a new heir to that musical tradition, as he emoticons his way to his first M any day now ...
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Congrats on your 3 grand, Djoser. :D
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Thank you Max
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I just have to say that I cannot believe that this thread is still going strong!
DruulEmpire cannot be stopped!
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Resistance is futile.
-- TheZookie "sorry, wrong sci-fi franchise" 007
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I'd say "You will be assimilated", but we already all have! ;)
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this thread has a mass hadouken-shortage
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Actually, this thread has a Peter Lorre shortage. ;)
Since this is a place for milestones in general, I just want to say that I'm finding it way cool that the Beshine thread ("hi everyone") is fast coming up on HALF A MILLION views -- even faster if she can post one more pic in time for Xmas. ;D
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Happy belated congrats go out this Christmas Eve (not that he ever particularly notices or cares) to Palomine for having exceeded his 16th M. (Kinda snuck up on me -- he's been on fire lately!)
I have a theory about those blue bar graphs in the most posts table -- namely, I think Palomine's holds eternally steady as the absolute maximum, and all the rest of us are merely his fractions. ;D
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true
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Belated congratulations, Palomine!
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Palomine passing another M is like a pub regular **94** another beer--at some point, they all blend together, and you end up staggering around with a huge number attached to you.
Q-"Whether posts or bar tabs"-BE ;D
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Fascinating little phenomenon just now -- right this second, three members stand between the (more or less) steady industrious Goober and the bygone (?) uberposter Sadistyk. But all that has to happen now is for Goober to make a couple more posts, pulling him up past sheber (who with any luck is able to help out our Bambi), and for MunchWolf to make four more posts, pulling him up past Sadistyk -- and all that will lie between S and G is myself.
What's more, Goober has been steadily gaining on me. Where once he was over 1300 posts behind me, now he's more in the vicinity of 750. My posting rate for 2009 has been below 2.0 per day, while Goober still has plenty of photos and jokes to share, so I rather look forward to him rising above me sometime late in the new year 2010.
The only real holdup may be Munch, who may draw this out till St. Valentine's Day. But we shall see.
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BElated congrats to Palomine!
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yeah I can see munchwolf pulling a 2011 on that one ;)
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yeah I can see munchwolf pulling a 2011 on that one ;)
Well, he's got exactly TWO posts until he has 10849 posts to Sadistyk's 10848. Maybe he'll make it by New Year's? ???
Anyhow, with SEVEN more posts I'll make it to the first page of users when ranked by posts. That's been one of my dreams ever since I joined, and it was a bit harder back in the day with 30 names on the page versus 50 names now. Oh, and spare me the "They'll let anybody in the club if they let Q-BE in." :P
I'll be passing the legendary Imaginos on the way, by the by. I salute him as I go by... :)
Q-"Wait, make that SIX posts to go for me"-BE
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it's only the 5000+ posters who actually join a club...or so I heard
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I thought it was for posters with 4500+ posts. ;)
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Yes yes Switcher. Congratulations. Here's a t-shirt. :P
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Yes yes Switcher. Congratulations. Here's a t-shirt. :P
Wait a second, wait a second! How can you give anybody a shirt when you yourself don't qualify? :D
Of course, that would be logical, and where would that be in the discourse on this forum? ;D
Q-"No Vulcans here"-BE
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Yes yes Switcher. Congratulations. Here's a t-shirt. :P
Finally some recognition! :D
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Some notes on the end of 2009 --
1. I thought my getting surrounded by Sadistyk and goober would get drawn out, but no -- Munch has already outposted Styk, and Goob is now only 720 or so posts behind me. Someday he will overtake me -- I like to imagine he hits 10001 just as I hit 10002, and then I descend from there -- but right now I'm by my ancient ally Styk. A good end to the year.
2. Sometime between New Year's Day and the feast of Epiphany (Wed the 6th), Shara will have earned her 5th M. Even before then, she will have outposted a certain "Nameless Metal One" who flamed himself into oblivion over five years ago. My early congratulations to her on this achievement. ;D
3. Sometime perhaps no later than King Day (Mon the 18th), DJPFC will have earned his 4th M, and he will do this by continuing to shower us with Rachel Aldana, as well as September and Dahlia.
4. I'll start tracking Q_BE's third M when he outposts magic, our master ubermorpher extraordinaire.
5. A replay of a fable by Aesop is taking place as the usually reticent Angelus is playing the Tortoise to the prolific but currently banned Hare that is luvdemwhoppers. But will LDW still be the first to earn a second M anyway?
And that may be it for me today. All the best in 2010.
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Same to you mr Druulempire ;)
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aw ... it seems I did ... well dang ... I was wanting that to be my new year's resolution, cause it would have been an easy one to meet ...
-Munch "now I got to think of something else" Wolf
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on a sidenote... one of Druul's predictions will not come true
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5k!
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Congrats, Shara, and Happy New Year! ;D
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The only real holdup may be Munch, who may draw this out till St. Valentine's Day. But we shall see.
Munch is down in San Francisco this weekend. He says he's seeing an old girlfriend of mine, but I don't think so, 'cuz she's about 56, and The Munch doesn't go for older women.
But when she was 23... Oh, memories!
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But when she was 23...
Ah yes, I remember too. I just wish...
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23... good age
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23... good age
Make a note of it and remember it fondly.
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My humbled apologies to Shara (DANG, but she's been on fire lately!) and happy 5th M! ;D
Me, I had a particularly awesome night down at my favorite strip club and was so buzzed on vodka and champagne that I'm recovering only now, watching a TCM oldie but goodie, "Anatomy of a Murder" with Lee Remick, and I plan to catch "Nine" and "Up in the Air" today. A report on my shenanigans should be forthcoming up in my Pittsburgh outings thread no later than Monday. Another milestone come and gone -- farewell, 2009, damn proud to have survived you.
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Shhhhhhhh! What happens in "M" thread stays in "M" thread!
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Congrats Shara!
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5. A replay of a fable by Aesop is taking place as the usually reticent Angelus is playing the Tortoise to the prolific but currently banned Hare that is luvdemwhoppers. But will LDW still be the first to earn a second M anyway?
You know what, I'm going to start placing my bets on Angelus ...
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Happy belated congrats go out this Christmas Eve (not that he ever particularly notices or cares) to Palomine for having exceeded his 16th M. (Kinda snuck up on me -- he's been on fire lately!)
I have a theory about those blue bar graphs in the most posts table -- namely, I think Palomine's holds eternally steady as the absolute maximum, and all the rest of us are merely his fractions. ;D
Pal is cool, but ya don't cross The Pal Line.
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Anybody placing bets on when the "monster mod" will make his 20th M?
This is, of course, neglecting the fact that he has many additional posts from the past that aren't counted in the current post count (before the 2001 blowup), and also that he comments in many user posts in response to them in order to keep his count down...
...but of course, he's already told us all that... :)
Q-"Me? I'm earning every post I can get"-BE
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Not sure how being circumspect in one's posts makes a count "less earned," rather than in fact more painstakingly earned, than anyone else's, but oh well ...
Five predictions for the new week:
1. pedonbio hits his 8th M, and may I say, Hurrah!
2. DJPFC's generosity with images of Rachel Aldana and others quite naturally leads him to earn his 4th M.
3. Q_BE hits his 3rd M, if not during the actual week, then over the extended Martin Luther King weekend.
4. With any luck, magic is not too far behind Q_BE.
5. Angelus continues to s-l-o-w-l-y i-n-c-h h-i-s w-a-y to his 2nd M, still quite possibly beating luvdemwhoppers.
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Forget the week -- pedonbio may hit his 8th M this very day, and I would just like to say it's been a LOT of fun seeing him catch fire lately. Onwards and upwards, good man! 8)
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See ya 'round, Dudes.
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I'm almost up to 6000!!!! ::)
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Congrats, pedonbio. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. :D
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Congrats, pedonbio. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. :D
You're just saying that because I post pics of old broads with big gazongas.
And if you're old enough to remember the word "gazongas", well, yeah.
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Hell, I'm a fan of the old Fred Rice Queen Gazonga comics. ;D
And speaking of gazongas (a highly appropriate term, in my opinion) -- let us all say HURRAH! to the man who regularly shows off a few of the major league babes of our time, DJPFC, on the occasion of his 4th M! 8)
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Oh, I am a little T-cup!!
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I bet you were waiting 8000 posts to get to say that. :P
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I bet you were waiting 8000 posts to get to say that. :P
Hey, RandomX, I can't stop staring at your avatar, and while eagerly ogling, I was reminding myself of your erstwhile "Cleavage Manor" and I wondered if you're still in possession of said legendary land? ;)
Q-"So much breast for your man to have!"-BE :P
EDIT: 20 posts until 3000! :D
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Oh, I am a little T-cup!!
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
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Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
Did we go to the same elementary school? ::)
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I bet you were waiting 8000 posts to get to say that. :P
Yes, and it was worth it!
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Q-*Coughcough* Yup, it's still here. The residents moved out when I left ages ago and 100proof insisted I put their furniture out on the yard and sell it, but Cleavage Manor is definitely still around and functional. I was wondering if anyone remembered it!
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Q-*Coughcough* Yup, it's still here. The residents moved out when I left ages ago and 100proof insisted I put their furniture out on the yard and sell it, but Cleavage Manor is definitely still around and functional. I was wondering if anyone remembered it!
How could anyone forget, looking at your avatar?!? :o
In fact, I distinctly remember you stating at one point or another that oftentimes you squeeze your ta-tas together to keep the riff-raff out, but that it only succeeds in making the doorway inside that much larger. One day, I'm going to have a wife, and she's going to have her own Cleavage Mansion. :D
Q-"Perchance even bigger than yours"-BE :P
PS. Is there anyway you might share with us the full-size version of your avatar? :)
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Hmm, I invited DJPFC down here, but oh well. I applaud his 4th M and can't wait for the next! 8)
Q_BE may well hit his third M before the weekend, so hurrah to that.
Angelus is now just two away from his 2nd M ... and also Maski seems to be back with us on a fairly regular basis, which seems a good thing.
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Bravo to Pedonbio and DJPFC! Come on Q, almost there... you can do it.
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Q_BE may well hit his third M before the weekend, so hurrah to that.
Come on Q, almost there... you can do it.
Just for that, I'm stopping at 2999. :P
Q-"In tandem with GALVATRON'S 3001"-BE
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congrats Q
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Just for that, I'm stopping at 2999. :P
Q-"In tandem with GALVATRON'S 3001"-BE
Congrats Q_BE, you liar, you! ;) ;D
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Thanks. I turned 3000 almost as an afterthought after all the anticipation I built leading towards it. :)
On to 4K! I commission you, RoundandHeavy, to make a Jennifer Love Hewitt/Gianna Michaels DNA Splicing in the appropriate thread! It's about time we experimented with their heavy-duty chromosomes! :D
Q-"After all this time, I'm ahead of Galvatron"-BE :o
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Well done Q!
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Well done Q!
Will you name your Sarenna's next year's vintage after me? :)
Q-"Then I will have done well"-BE
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Since "Cleavage Creek" and Marilyn Merlot" are already taken, I'll think about it.
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Leave it to a discussion of DJPFC's newest star, properly debuting this Wednesday, to finally urge Angelus to his 2nd M. 8) Congratulations! (I come up with an atmospheric pun on the actor in his avatar and it has to be deleted? Color me confused, but okey-doke. And -- nah, I think he's set in his ways, Q.)
And on that 2M score, our melon-headed bignatslover is not too far behind ...
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Leave it to a discussion of DJPFC's newest star, properly debuting this Wednesday, to finally urge Angelus to his 2nd M. 8) Congratulations, ********
Um, Druul, might want to delete that name if you don't want to spoil the reveal party. :o
Q-"Do it, Stat!
PS. ON a related note, Congrats to Angelus! Maybe a 2nd M will make him like me more? ;)
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Bravo Angelus!
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My congratulations to Angelus, as well. :D
It seems like the Ms are coming fairly rapidly lately.
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You should know, you'll be there soon yourself, Max. 8)
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You should know, you'll be there soon yourself, Max. 8)
I can't reply to this, cuz then I'll look like I'm padding my post count...
Oh dang.
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I can't reply to this, cuz then I'll look like I'm padding my post count...
Oh dang.
Ha!, that joke never gets old. ;D
Considering how slow I add posts, I don't think I have to worry about being accused of padding my count.
Wait! ..didn't I already say that in this thread a while back? Ooops! :-[ :P
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I love padding... makes my boobs look even huger
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I love padding... makes my boobs look even huger
Now I have an image in my head of a young, rather tall Dutch girl, with a chest like Chelsea Charms.
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I love padding... makes my boobs look even huger
Pics or it didn't happen. 8)
Q-"I double-dog dare you"-BE :P
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Pics or it didn't happen. 8)
Q-"I double-dog dare you"-BE :P
Seconded! ;)
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I can't say what Shara's post makes me think, cuz she's got all those sword-like engines of destruction.
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Predictions for the new week:
1. Max will hit his fifth M. (Especially if he keeps making the occasional post down here. ;) )
2. magic will at last exceed MrHHH as top contender for the third M.
3. bignatslover may -- may -- exceed the ironically still-banned luvdemwhoppers as top contender for the second M.
Meanwhile, I'm approaching my W cup. Not sure how I feel about that -- V makes me think of a nice plunging neckline. 8)
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Meanwhile, I'm approaching my W cup. Not sure how I feel about that -- V makes me think of a nice plunging neckline. 8)
Think of a rounded "W".
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Meanwhile, I'm approaching my W cup. Not sure how I feel about that -- V makes me think of a nice plunging neckline. 8)
Hey, Druul, think of it this way: a "W" is simply two "V"s squished together--kinda like the effect of two busty women with two plunging necklines squishing their boobs together around your head. ;D
Q-"I can see boobs EVERYWHERE"-BE
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Almost there ;)
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Congratulations go out to Max, a very good friend from way back, as he almost certainly reaches his 5th M in time for the weekend. He is now directly below Shara, which I suspect is fine by him. ;)
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Do I get a say in that? :P
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Nah, where would the fun be in that?
Remember he's coming up hard.
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congrats on 5000 MBF
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Welcome to the N-cup (nee Oh my God!-cup) club, Max!
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Thanks guys. :D
And I won't myself comment on the "under Shara" jokes, because I'm afraid of stabby things. ;)
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Are you implying that Shara is sharp edged?
RandomX(Actually, you'd probably be right.)
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Are you implying that Shara is sharp edged?
RandomX(Actually, you'd probably be right.)
You're actually TRYING to get me impaled?! What did I ever do to you, RX? ;)
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Yeah I'll let it slide... just this once 8)
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Thanks guys. :D
And I won't myself comment on the "under Shara" jokes, because I'm afraid of stabby things. ;)
What about 'on top of shara' jokes?... :-X
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I think that might be up to Hentaibee ...
The appropriately melon-headed bignatslover is about to at last get two big ones -- and no, I mean 2 M's. Hurrah! ;D
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Yeah I'll let it slide... just this once
But people with sharp corners don't slide, they scrape by!
RandomX(*runs for the border*)
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But people with sharp corners don't slide, they scrape by!
RandomX(*runs for the border*)
Hey, watch it with the bad puns.
Preg(That's my job!)Nut ;D
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*gets the tomato-katana*
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Is it a Ginzu? :P
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The appropriately melon-headed bignatslover is about to at last get two big ones -- and no, I mean 2 M's. Hurrah! ;D
And for my 2000th post I would like to say: Thank you, kind sir!
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And for my 2000th post I would like to say: Thank you, kind sir!
Congratulations you melonhead you! ;D
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My congrats as well, bignats! :D
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Since his count is currently at 2001, I propose a celebratory thread in his honor:
2001: A BigNatsLover's Odyssey. ;D
Q-"Save the tomatoes for later; BigNatsLover deserves them for his 2nd M!"-BE
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Aaand we have just seen the auspicious rise of the great morpher magic above the 3000 level, so DEFINITE congratulations go out to that! ;D
(As of this writing, he's at 3001, neck and neck with Lord G -- where HAS Lord G gone, anyway?) ???
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(As of this writing, he's at 3001, neck and neck with Lord G -- where HAS Lord G gone, anyway?) ???
Bwaaaaah! >:(
Being the Lord Galvatron's former lackey, I will say that I believe Jennifer Love Hewitt had our favorite Decepticon offed because he betrayed his love for her. His abandonment of desire for our dear Jenny directly preceded his disappearance on this forum. Coincidence? I think not. ;)
Q-"But if you want the truth, ask Angelus"-BE ::)
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Q-"But if you want the truth, ask Angelus"-BE ::)
More like: If you'd like to get ripped a new one, ask Angelus. ;)
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My congrats to magic, who's many great morphs have been wonderful to look at over the years. Unfortunately, I doubt he'll see it, as I don't believe he checks this part of the forum.
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My prediction for the new week: luvdemwhoppers comes back from his second ban and hits his second M, hopefully in a way not deemed injurious to community morale. Personally, I admire the enthusiasm of both his name and his avatar.
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Hmmm ... maybe luvdemwhoppers is simply taking a break.
Anyhow, I thank everyone for counseling me on hitting the W cup, which I now consider as a possible WOWEE! or WHOA BABY! cup, and I am currently looking forward to gOOber hitting the V cup (and his 9th M, to stay on thread topic). I like to think that, side by side, we may together form a "Volkswagen" cup. ;D
PS: in other interesting post-totals-related news, RandomX and SwitcherX are at this instant running neck-and-neck.
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I don't know why Druul, but when you phrase it like that, all I can think of is Eddie Izzard.
"brown horse, brown horse, sliiightly brown horse, grey horse, grey horse on the inside and...a BLUE horse! A BLUE HORSE FROM MAAAARRRSS!!"
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In any case, SwitcherX is pulling out ahead. A little surprising, since I find it far easier imagining RandomX pulling out ahead. ;D
In other news, luvdemwhoppers nicely PM'ed me saying "Color me gone. Peace." Ah well.
What is it about nearly hitting an M? First the Nameless Metal One, and now LDW. It's as if some sort of Icarus-like hubris kicks in. Galvatron just barely made it to his third.
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When you say barely made it, it makes it sound like you can lose post count.
SwitcherX can lead this race. I post to enjoy. Occasionally I'll notice the post count, but I'd much prefer posting actual content and contribution than posting to pad my post number.
**WHICH IS NOT TO IMPLY THAT SWITCHERX DOES NOT DO THE SAME THING.**
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PS: in other interesting post-totals-related news, RandomX and SwitcherX are at this instant running neck-and-neck.
Neck-and-neck with RandomX sounds fun! ;)
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When you say barely made it, it makes it sound like you can lose post count.
SwitcherX can lead this race. I post to enjoy. Occasionally I'll notice the post count, but I'd much prefer posting actual content and contribution than posting to pad my post number.
**WHICH IS NOT TO IMPLY THAT SWITCHERX DOES NOT DO THE SAME THING.**
I like to go for quality, not quantity. :D
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That's neck AND neck Switcher, not necking!
I also included my huge disclaimer there for the sole reason of realizing that otherwise, it made it sound like you were just posting "yum!" and "me too!" in 500 threads or something. Not the case at all obviously.
Also? Grrr! Arrr! *bumps heads all competitively*
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I haven't been to this thread in awhile, but I just want to say that your new avatar is very fetching, RandomX. Very fetching indeed.
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Thanks Zookie! I made it myself!
RandomX(With my own two hands tits!)
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I'm still here, still climbing. I guess LDW was too hot to trot for his own good... :P
Q-"Getting to 4 Ms by April"-BE
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I made a couple of posties today.... had 2 hours off :)
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Hey there, Shar.
Predictions for March:
gOOber hits 9 Ms -- meaning I won't be all alone in this range anymore. ;D
Through steady sharing of pics, turbo quietly ascends to 3 Ms.
Maski -- who I think we were worried about once -- achieves his first M, possibly due directly to his ongoing obsession with tennis players like Jelena Dokic or Serena Williams. 8)
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Bumping this up to say: congratulations (forthcoming) on your first M, Maski! ;D
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Aaand ... as mighty morphin' Maski ascends beyond his first M, congrats now go out to turbo, for contributing so many great pics as to boost him into the Galvatron zone. 8)
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My congratulations, Maski and turbo. :D
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And I'm glad you squeezed that in, Max, because any day (or hour?) now, gOOber is going to hit his 9th M. With his new V cup alongside my W cup, perhaps we can create a VW (Volkswagen-sized???) cup. ;D
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Thanks to a PM from DruulEmpire, I am celebrating my 3000th post by making my first appearance in this thread. :)
The BEA is my favorite place to visit on the web and I plan to continue and give back to this site as much as I take from it. 8)
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As of right now, gOOber's only 5 short of 9000, so I'll give Mr. Pic-O-Matic congratulations right now. He's greatly enriched my girly picture collection over the years, and I appreciate. ;D
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:)
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Well done to Maski, Turbo, and gOOber! Toasts shall be made in your honor.
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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Huh, you're running up to your 8th M pretty soon too, homevintner. Pretty soon you're going to be able to toast yourself. ;D
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Just for the hell of it, I feel like pointing out that any minute now the Beshine thread, with its coy yet inviting name "hi everyone," will hit 600,000 views, bringing it within striking range of overtaking the Sabrina Sabrok thread as our Forum's most viewed thread ever (for lack of stats going back to ye olde Vixen Megathread). Seeing that the Sabrok thread began in March 2004 and Beshine got started in August 2007, that ain't hay. 8)
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And Beshine has just hit 605,000 views ...
Spring officially arrives this Saturday (I'm skeptical, it's fairly springy here in the 'Burgh right now, but experience hath shewn that we could still get snowed on at any moment up until Tax Day) and I suspect that it may also bring the 15th M of our Zookie. At last we will learn something that Palomine managed to sidestep by virtue of being a Global Moderator. Is there such a thing as a QUADRUPLE Z Cup? This should be quite educational to see. 8)
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I recall Pal was listed as 'Omega cup' for a while until his custom title was restored, so that's what TZ007 should be when he hits his 15th M.
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My 15th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 166 days (10/04/09-03/19/10). I beat the spring by two days, hurray!" 007
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Man, I dunno, this sounds like one of those formulaic Ludlumesque "The Name Noun" thrillers to me -- "Shocking history-changing secrets will be revealed, sacred covenants will be betrayed, and the world will be cast to the very brink of annihilation, all this and more in -- THE OMEGA CUP."
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Major big time congrats on your fifteenth M, Zookie. I may not like your politics, but you are one of my favorite people on the forum, and you always will be, ever since you said "Such eloquence in the service of boobs makes my heart fairly glow to bursting" about my (and others') defense of scouring for big boobs on primetime cable TV. Apart from about six months' time when I rewrote my signature to include more of my own links, your quotation has been and will remain faithfully ensconced in my signature since time immemorial.
Omega Cup suits you well, Mr. 007, and it is times like these I remember when we were merely 10000 posts apart...several years later, and I haven't gotten any closer, despite my feverish activity on the boards.
Keep up the good work, and you'll pass by Palomine yet! :D
Q-"Onwards, upwards, and outwards (for boobies, of course)"-BE ;D
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Keep up the good work, and you'll pass by Palomine yet! :D
You don't piss on Chuck Norris's shoes, and you don't pass Pal's post count!
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Congrats, Omega Man! I always knew you were Charlton Heston in disguise. ;)
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My 15th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 166 days (10/04/09-03/19/10). I beat the spring by two days, hurray!" 007
Grats, Zook!
Preg(It takes me 661 days to make 1000 posts)Nut
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My 15th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 166 days (10/04/09-03/19/10). I beat the spring by two days, hurray!" 007
Woo-Hoo!!! :D
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Thank you all very much. I think that "The Omega Cup" is one of the tournaments Tiger Woods will play in once he gets off of his hiatus.
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Eh, looks like he's headed for the Masters.
The Omega Cup ... the cup beyond which there is apparently no other. What would that be like? Even Norma Stitz claims a "mere" V cup.
Not so much an M as a personal milestone: I've been registered here seven years today (and contributed 2222 Addventure episodes). I probably won't be here on a regular basis come the tenth anniversary, so I'm looking around a little harder, saving up the memories.
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That's ominous and depressing. Why will you be leaving us? :'(
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Eh, when no one but Q_BE specifies you in the "Who would you like to meet IRL?" thread, that may be a sign. Seriously, though (and with apologies there to Nimrod and Kithara, who have featured my Melanie in their strip with flattering frequency), I just think I'm hitting my own Munch phase -- still out there, but nowhere near the frequent poster of old. For one thing, I got into this Archive for the porn writing, but now many other forms of writing are crowding out the amount of attention I can play to porn. I'm not any less horny, just less free to wallow in it. For another, I would feel weird outposting Sadistyk, let alone Munch (indeed the very idea of that would once have invited gales of mad laughter). Some things in life are therapeutic intervals, and this has been one of them. I arrived here a timid callow youth of 42, and now I feel a bit more strong and confident, and I've seen a lot, from the heyday of Vixen to the rise (and/or forward thrust) of Beshine. So to paraphrase MacArthur, my thoughts will always be of the Archive, and the Archive, and the Archive. It may have to slump to a lower priority, is all.
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Well, we still have 3 more years to enjoy your company, Druul. ;D
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Well I fully agree with Max on the 3 years left thing. I don't think you should put on a deadline on when you're going to leave.
If you're kind of burnt out on this forum, I can fully understand that. One of the many reasons I left before was from burnout. For the porn aspect, I do completely agree (one of the many reasons I mainly frequent the OT section).
If you are that serious about post count, that's a pretty weak excuse. Those numbers are arbitrary. It's not a measure of how good of a member you are on here, it's not a reason to judge people better. If I wanted, I could post "yup" on every single thread on this forum and easily have the highest post count. Some people upped their count numbers by doing exactly that. If it means that much to you though, just make a new account and let this one sit around.
I do understand making the forum a lower priority though. Hell, it's an online smut forum. It's VERY low priority. Just as long as you pop in every so often and say hello. :)
RandomX(But again, we have time before we need to say our goodbyes...)
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Say, thanks, guys, I'm touched, truly.
And bringing this back on topic -- pedonbio's been on fire lately, and I anticipate his hitting his 9th M sometime next week. First gOOber and now him -- suddenly these 9000s are not so lonely. ;D In fact, I'm even wondering if he'll pull out ahead of gOOber (and me in the process) to become the next member to hit 10000. 8) But first things first.
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I just think I'm hitting my own Munch phase -- still out there, but nowhere near the frequent poster of old.
Just for the record, Munch has dropped about 70 pounds, done a lot of clubbing, and is in a very hot new relationship. That, and he's doing some Facebooking.
Not that I know him in RL, or anything.
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Hah, Ped, now I need to go on Munch's **24** and try to figure out which one of them you are.
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If you are that serious about post count, that's a pretty weak excuse. Those numbers are arbitrary. It's not a measure of how good of a member you are on here, it's not a reason to judge people better.
100% true. And besides, the Forum could always get borked again one day and we'd all have to start from scratch :) So don't stress yourself. It's all good in the BEA neighborhood, Druul :)
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Don't talk to me about post counts! :o
Q-"Cradling my number"-BE :P
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Hah, Ped, now I need to go on Munch's **24** and try to figure out which one of them you are.
Ha! It's easier if you know that my childhood hero was Warren G. Magnuson.
I may be the only person on earth who can say that. And once you know about him, you know a lot about me.
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Congrats to ped on the 9th M, welcome up here with me and gOOb, good to know you. ;D
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Just for the record, Munch has dropped about 70 pounds, done a lot of clubbing, and is in a very hot new relationship. That, and he's doing some Facebooking.
Not that I know him in RL, or anything.
this is true... Also Munch is awesome
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Congrats on your 9th M, pedonbio. :D
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hmmm ... burned out is a good way to describe me .... I know I haven't posted much in the past few years ... I think it was just one too many flame war that just dropped my desire to be here ...
I don't mind if people surpass me in post count .... I can't imagine ever taking the lead again ...
-Munch "that's about all I'll say on that" Wolf
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Congrats on your 9th M, pedonbio. :D
Schucks, I didn't notice. This posting stuff is fun.
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The posting stuff is fun, but reading what you have to say (and looking at the amazing photos you always dig up) is even more fun, pedonbio. We're glad to have you!
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Congrats on your 9th M, pedonbio. :D
Ditto, Bio-man. 8)
Now the race is on for the next "6-Figure" man: Pedonbio, G00ber, or Druul...
Q-"Definitely NOT me"-BE ::)
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Ditto, Bio-man. 8)
Now the race is on for the next "6-Figure" man: Pedonbio, G00ber, or Druul...
Q-"Definitely NOT me"-BE ::)
I think you meant '5-figure' :-X
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I'm just glad I've been able to worm my way back to this Forum by way of a combination of Google and the Addventure-Plume link just in time to say: congratulations to 3deroticer on what will surely be his sixth M this week! 8)
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well I am less than a 100 away from my 4th M, I never thought I would get to that number. well to be fair if it was not for the forum 'reboot' in 2000/2001 i would have passed that number years ago as I have been a poster of the forum since mid to late 90s.
Agent "74 till 4K ;D!" Dee
EDIT: corrected the correct number of post left till 4K, my math skills suck!!
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Munch is only 100 away from 11k, but he's moving p r e t t y s l o w l y... ;)
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approaching 5.5, if I had NMX's account's posts added in here I would be around 8.5k :P
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DAMN!
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I'm still here, still climbing. I guess LDW was too hot to trot for his own good... :P
Q-"Getting to 4 Ms by April"-BE
Hot To Trot?.. huh? jus4u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXO86zRDPOs
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3 more to go!
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Keeping an eye open, 3der -- and LDW, go fo the 2, man (and thanks for the public service video)! ;D
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And no sooner do we we applaud 3der than homevintner is closing in on his 8th. :o
Say, here's a riddle: what do you serve the toastmaster?
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Much congrats, 3deroticer! ;D
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I am now a Pee, and madly working to become a Q real quick.
Whoo Hoo!
Now when your post reach 6000, is there a maintenance schedule for this? Change lubes? rotate Files?
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Well done 3d!
Druul, I'll let you know if I think of something.
Home"Maybe a shot of Vixen, or SeRenna, or Tay, or..."vintner
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Munch is only 100 away from 11k, but he's moving p r e t t y s l o w l y... ;)
mosy mosy
-Munch "snail" Wolf
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Hot To Trot?.. huh? jus4u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXO86zRDPOs
Anyone who has "Funny with big boobs attached." as their tagline on their YouTube channel, is alright by me.
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TA-DA!
Home"Sorry I have nothing profound to say, it's too damn early"vintner
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TA-DA!
Home"Sorry I have nothing profound to say, it's too damn early"vintner
Well, I'll congratulate you anyway, but you better have something profound to say later! ;) :D
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I'll think about it. Maybe at the next thou.
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TA-DA!
Home"Sorry I have nothing profound to say, it's too damn early"vintner
A toast has been made in your honor.
Preg(M-mmm, toast!)Nut
5500
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Methinks we may be in a Rocky Horror Picture Show audience participation frame of mind ... ;)
Congrats, vint.
Druul "just wait till someone shouts Great Scott!" Empire
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I was going to reply with some of my favorite lines to shout at the screen, but suddenly my mind just went completely blank.
RandomX(ASSHOLE)
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"Let's do the time warp again!"
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I would like to contribute this awesome link.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rockyhorror/audience/
I would also like to find RHPS playing in a local Raleigh theater.
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I would like to contribute this awesome link.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rockyhorror/audience/
I would also like to find RHPS playing in a local Raleigh theater.
LOL! Awesome. Many memories there. I went to a theater in Ohio years ago and must have seen it about 50 times. Too fun.
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LOL! Awesome. Many memories there. I went to a theater in Ohio years ago and must have seen it about 50 times. Too fun.
I saw Rocky Horror in the theater about 10 times, and I've got it on video, plus the soundtrack is on my comp.
Also, when I was in my 20s I worked for a janitorial company that cleaned the theater here in Calgary that had Rocky Horror nights. Many times we exclaimed upon the audiences ability to get pop over 15 feet up the walls.
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I've never seen RHPS. :-[
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I've never seen RHPS. :-[
Me neither. Not even curious. How long has it been going on ? Like 30 years or so, right ? ???
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It came out in 1975, so it's 35 years old. Since it's still in limited theatrical release, (all those midnight showings), it holds the record as the movie with the longest continuous theatrical release in history.
I hope someone else hits an M soon, so we can re-rail this thread. ;)
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Well I'm 96 away as of this post. I'm working on it.
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I only need 18 more for 5K.
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488 more for my 6th M.
I should hit it by the end of the year. ::)
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No no people, we're celebrating people who hit another 1k posts. Not counting down until our next M!
RandomX(Now if it were real cup sizes, I'd totally be keeping a closer eye on things...)
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Y'all have heard about the Heisenberg principle, right? In the process of observing something, you wind up affecting it? Seems to happen regularly when it comes to the old M. I thought that if they held to their statistical averages, solvegas and AgentDee wouldn't hit their respective M's (sol's fifth, Dee's fourth) till next month, but now they're on fire and could conceivably break through by midnight Friday night. 8)
So in that eventuality, I will salute sol now for his commentary -- and yes, I'd rather Nimoy had retired BEFORE that J.J. Abrams thing -- and Dee on his having an even better handle on avatars than Cameron. ;D
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20 till 4000 for me ;D
Agent "woot!" dee
;)
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Only nine more for 5K. :)
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OK, this is my 5K post. Did I really win the Chrysler Cordoba with the real corinthian leather seats ? :o ::) ;D
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No. No you did not. Sorry to disappoint.
RandomX(Maybe that comes at 6k)
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well this is my official 4000th post and my 4th M, so on that note:
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Wow, and it only took six and a half years! ;D Thanks, Dee.
Events to watch for in May: RandomX's 5th M, plus an outside chance of Real's first.
(3deroticer just won a Cordoba?)
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reminds me of Dinosaurs that shoot laserbeams out of their mouth when they roar
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Congrats to all current and near-future M milestones!
Yep, that about covers it...now back to chugging along myself...minus any further temp bans... ::)
Q-"Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug"-BE :D
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Congrats, AgentDee and solvegas! I'll hoist a beer in your honor. :D
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Way to go Dee.
Your picture reminded me that Proof got me the supermega 50lb Calvin & Hobbes ultimate collection for my birthday. It is SO pretty.
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Congrats to AgentDee and solvegas! Toasts shall be made in your honor.
Home"Cheers again!"vintner
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Way to go Dee.
Your picture reminded me that Proof got me the supermega 50lb Calvin & Hobbes ultimate collection for my birthday. It is SO pretty.
Please invite me to your house so I can drool over your boobs 50lb Calvin & Hobbes Ultimate Collection. My parents always thought I was their little Calvin, especially when it came to doing homework... :D
Q-"I used to live near where you live, so no problems getting there!"-BE ;D
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Well, perhaps not my house, but you are always welcome to let me know when you're in the area. Hell, I'll lug my C&H AND my Bloom County collections with me!
RandomX(4940! I think.)
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Well, perhaps not my house, but you are always welcome to let me know when you're in the area. Hell, I'll lug my C&H AND my Bloom County collections with me!
RandomX(4940! I think.)
Yay! Let's meet at... :o
*faints*
Q-"Too much awesomeness"-BE
Seriously, though, I doubt I'll be anywhere in your vicinity anytime in the considerable future, so I hope my adoration from afar will suffice.
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Congratulations go out on the first M of Real, who in his own way keeps it ... well ... real.
And May becomes the battle of the letters, as X (Random) may manage to outpost N (Bill)'s ascent to 4M as she makes her own ascent to 5M ...
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*grunting sounds*
I'm distracted by video games, so my visits to the forums are quick and rushed. I can do this!
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*grunting sounds*
Is it weird I'm turned on even by your virtual grunts? :o
Q-"No offense to 100Proof"-BE :P
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I knew when I posted the word "grunt" that someone would comment on that.
...man, my brain isn't at its best right now or I'd make this the most innuendo laden post ever.
RandomX(that's what she said...)
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damn, I'm not really getting closer to 11k am I?
-Munch "glacial" Wolf
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damn, I'm not really getting closer to 11k am I?
-Munch "glacial" Wolf
Every day in every way you are getting closer and closer to your 11 t h K .
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11k is just a way to get munch to pay a visit once a day to play away with all his friends so gay, meant in the archaic way
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Okay! :D
Q-"O yez, O yez!"-BE
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Actually, I think I understand what Munch is doing -- whether he's aware of it or not. When you're in the 10,000s, you're a cool-sounding X Cup, whereas once you hit 11,000 you're an awkward-sounding Y Cup all the way until you're back into coolness with the Z Cup starting at 12,000. Methinks Munch may simply be stalling that Y Cup status, preferring the look and sound of X. I think I would.
Meanwhile, Random and Bill are getting closer ... closer ...
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But I have an X in my name, I have mysteriousness built in. I never need to worry about being a Y cup! Though at this rate, it isn't going to happen any time soon.
RandomX(though in real life...yummy.)
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And on that note, I'm going to predict that this is the week when Random hits her fifth M. In fact, I already congratulate her a little for currently matching ye olde post count of The Nameless Metal One. Excelsior! ;D
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A small and oppositional part of me wants to post here and then disappear for a week or two, just to prove you wrong. ;)
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But we like having you here.
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But we like having you here.
And your friends, Big and Bigger! ;D
Q-"Did I make a boob joke?"-BE 8)
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You tried.
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Congrats, RandomX! And you stay here! This is where you belong, young lady! :D
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...and she hit her 5M on the thread of someone with at least double M cup boobs -- Keisha Evans :) Congrats!
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Zookie is very observant.
You tried.
What can I say? I'm addicted to BE.
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Zookie is very observant.
What can I say? I'm addicted to BE.
Ahem. That "You tried" was for me, while 'trying' to make a joke about your boobs.
Q-"I tried. You failed."-BE ;D
PS. Oh, and congrats on 5000 posts. Maybe at this point you have more posts than you have ccs of boobies (if you could measure them in terms of ccs). :)
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I don't see the issue with a Y cup. It looks like cleavage...
(.Y.) ASCI Porn for the desperate...
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Mmm, I don't know, not quite the same. "X" rhymes with "sex," after all. Speaking of which --
Hurrah for RandomX!
I must confess that, along with BillN hitting his 4th M, I'd rather appreciate also seeing luvdemwhoppers hit his second M -- plus, he's now only minutes away from putting in an even 20 days here ...
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Hey, Druul, what are your thoughts as you head towards 10K posts, joining the "5-Digit Five" to make it the "10K Six"?
Q-"Or some such other witty nomenclature"-BE
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A post number that makes one think that my "5" key got stuck :)
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A post number that makes one think that my "5" key got stuck :)
Congrats. I next have to await 4,444 for such a number. But this is supposed to be about Ms, and you're nowhere near your 16th! Get out there and start posting! :o
But if you want to save your current post count, screencap it and post the image as an attachment! :)
Q-"Zookie is a cookie"-BE ;D
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i'm just slowly crawling along
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I just realized that I leapfrogged 200 posts to go until my next M.
In fact, this one makes it 195 to go. :D
Q-"Chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo!"-BE
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I just noticed prinz (formerly Prinz Eugen), is only 67 short of his 3rd M.
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True, Max, but as I think I've said on this subject before, the rate of posting is key. Prinz may make as many as three posts in one day, but for the most part he's very conservative about it. A little more promising to me is BillN's 3993, or even gonZo's 3967.
And luvdemwhoppers, wherever you are -- bring it on home, man, collect your 2nd M! 8)
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K
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5500 passed, O-cups reached, next up the biggest bra i've ever worn
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Thank you, LDW, and congratulations. You now have what you've always wanted -- two big ones. 8)
And Shara, I think I would have always responded to you with an "O!" :)
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5500 passed, O-cups reached, next up the biggest bra i've ever worn
Care to elaborate? You can't tease that kind of info here and not expect a fish to bite! :o
Q-"All in favor of a Shara tell-all, say BOOBIES!"-BE :D
EDIT: 3898 posts...102 to go. :)
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well biggest bra I worn was a P-cup 'pregnancy' bra
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well biggest bra I worn was a P-cup 'pregnancy' bra
Was that because of your situational condition? ???
Q-"Curiouser and curiouser"-BE
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too personal... also, almost 6.6k, wow being ill makes me spam
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A personal note: any hour now pedonbio will zoom past me and become the sixth most prolific Forum poster.
And a shout goes out to BillN, who even now may well be jumping rope on his way to 4000. 8)
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A personal note: any hour now pedonbio will zoom past me and become the sixth most prolific Forum poster.
I talk too much, Druul.
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it happened :( The 58th sign of the apocalypse
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58? See, I just remember seven angels opening seven seals ... that and a young Max Von Sydow playing chess with Death ...
Showing up in the nick of time to congratulate Feral on his first M! He's been on fire lately ...
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Sounds painful!
RandomX(and one tomato in my general direction...)
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73 until 4000... 8)
Q-"Step by Step"-BE
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This is my 4000th post! And only 3742 of them were 1-1-1 warnings! ;)
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the other 258 were bannination-updates ;0
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BOOM!
i hardly even noticed that ive joined the M club, only took me 4.5 years.
you may all rejoice! ;D
lol..
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Congratulations gonZo! ;D Man, he just whooshed on by BillN, who's still at 3998 ...
And Real, better to notice late than never.
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This is my 4000th post! And only 3742 of them were 1-1-1 warnings! ;)
Congrats, Gonzo! I'd noticed you'd passed the milestone and wondered whether you yourself would take the time to notice in between all your incessant moderating. ;)
the other 258 were bannination-updates ;0
Correction: 257 were bannination updates. The other one was the post in this thread. :P
Q-"And 4001-4004 were responses to me..."-BE ;D
EDIT: 47 to 4000. :)
EDITx2: Congrats, Real aka Anti-Q-BE. :D
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Leave it to a certain frequent visitor of this thread to rev up a bit of a race this week for the fourth M. Technically BillN could just visit down here and boom, he'd be in, but until he makes the actual post I'm guessing that Q_BE may hit it no later than Tuesday.
I'm tempted to ask "Didn't he leave?" but by now that would be about as pointless as every damn character in "Escape From New York" who told Snake Plissken "I heard you were dead" ...
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Congrats, Real and gonZo! :D
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Congrats to all whose odometers have ticked over another 1000 posts here!
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BillN just made a joke involving the Gulf disaster and condoms, so we have his fourth M. ;D Q_BE should be along directly.
Beyond that it's going to be pretty slow going for new ones, could take weeks or months ...
I feel most intrigued, though, by Beshine having exceeded Keisha Evans and closing in on her own first M. Which makes me wonder: if Beshine were to meet Keisha, would they become Keishine, and what would that look like?
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FU....SION.... HA
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4000 posts. W00t! 8)
Q-"Here I am"-BE
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Well done, everybody!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
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Well done, everybody!
Home"Cheers!"vintner
Rather than squeezing grapes, can your Sarenna squeeze me? :)
Q-"Well, certain parts of me"-BE
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I've already called "dibs".
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how's that working out for ya?
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As well as expected, of course. :P
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45 to go
-Munch "I think I can, I think I can" Wolf
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45 to go
-Munch "I think I can, I think I can" Wolf
You're cute, Munch. And congrats on joining the Thin Guy Club. I hope to make it there myself.
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munch is a pokemon
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Predictions for next week:
pedonbio hits his 10th M.
Shara hits her 6th M.
beshine hits her first M (with any luck). ;D
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I won't be posting this weekend I think ::)
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I won't be posting this weekend I think ::)
I should hope not! ;)
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I'm a bit disappointed in the husband, not finding ways to, um, preoccupy Shara and/or draw out the honeymoon. As it is, my prediction about her is proving correct anyway.
But first may I say, to the man who has been a good conversationalist from time to time, the man who shares my liking of Trevanian's "Shibumi," the man who has the good taste to be devoted to Roberta Pedon -- to that man I say, happy 10,000 posts, and happy X Cup! 8)
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Not quite yet! He's still at 9999 which in my world, means he has done max damage.
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6k 8)
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Congrats again!
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31 to go
-Munch "oooh, 14 posts in 6 days, I think I'm speeding up" Wolf
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6k 8)
6000 get! :D
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6k 8)
Okay, Shara. If you've done it, I must.
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That's incredible! 10,000!!!!!
when is retirement?
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Today I realized I visit this forum almost every single day since I joined (8 years ago with a whole year pause) but I don't really post much...
I considered myself a pretty active member and now it turns I'm on my way to 1000 posts when most members joining 8-10 years ago have 6000-10,000 posts!
How can you do it and still have time for other things? Are you all rich with a busy wife/husband?
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If only! I think it's a quantity vs quality thing. Some people screen their ideas and are picky about where they contribute. Others will post on every single active thread to contribute and/or reply to people in multiple posts at a time.
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Some of us used to be post-happy fools when we first arrived. I used to post more, Munch used to post all the time, and I could swear Goldeneye has cooled down a little. Moderating gives Palomine a license to post even when he may not be that into it.
At any rate -- congratulations on Shara's 6th M, achieved even in the direct shadow of a wedding and honeymoon. Now that's dedication.
And speaking of great local female phenomena -- I'm betting beshine will hit her first M before much longer ... 8)
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If only! I think it's a quantity vs quality thing. Some people screen their ideas and are picky about where they contribute. Others will post on every single active thread to contribute and/or reply to people in multiple posts at a time.
Mmm...! I like the way you think RandomX. In that case I can be described as "extremely picky" about where I put my word on.
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Today I realized I visit this forum almost every single day since I joined (8 years ago with a whole year pause) but I don't really post much...
I considered myself a pretty active member and now it turns I'm on my way to 1000 posts when most members joining 8-10 years ago have 6000-10,000 posts!
How can you do it and still have time for other things? Are you all rich with a busy wife/husband?
1) A picture, I've discovered, is worth a thousand words, especially if it includes big tits.
2) Despite the whiny stories lawyers tell themselves, a lot of law work includes waiting: Waiting for clients, waiting for judges, waiting for elevators.
Besides, get your priorities straight, man! What's more important, hard work or big tits?
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If only! I think it's a quantity vs quality thing. Some people screen their ideas and are picky about where they contribute. Others will post on every single active thread to contribute and/or reply to people in multiple posts at a time.
Oh, come on, RandomX! What you mean is that some of us are as careless about our posting habits as our **83** habits!
Although AZWolf was something of an embarrassment, even to us posting whores.
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Oh, come on, RandomX! What you mean is that some of us are as careless about our posting habits as our **83** habits!
Although AZWolf was something of an embarrassment, even to us posting whores.
;D
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;D
Yes, and he did that ALL THE TIME!
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I didn't mean it as an insult as much as an observation. It's true isn't it? Some people will reply with "Agreed" or "me too!" Others will reply with 2 paragraphs on something. Generally, if you're posting a friggin' thesis, you're going to post less often because each post is more time consuming.
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Over 4000! WOO HOO!
Thanks to DrullEmpire for laying one upside my head to remind me. ;)
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Yes, and he did that ALL THE TIME!
I know I was there!
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Over 4000! WOO HOO!
Thanks to DrullEmpire for laying one upside my head to remind me. ;)
congrats billy!
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Well dones to BillN and Pedonbio!
Some of us(I'm sure I'm not the only one)skimp on the wordage in our posts because we can't type worth a rat's ass.
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I didn't mean it as an insult as much as an observation. It's true isn't it? Some people will reply with "Agreed" or "me too!" Others will reply with 2 paragraphs on something. Generally, if you're posting a friggin' thesis, you're going to post less often because each post is more time consuming.
Too bad we can't do a 'word count'....
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Too bad we can't do a 'word count'....
would you wanna see palomine even further in the lead? ;)
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I didn't mean it as an insult as much as an observation. It's true isn't it? Some people will reply with "Agreed" or "me too!" Others will reply with 2 paragraphs on something. Generally, if you're posting a friggin' thesis, you're going to post less often because each post is more time consuming.
This. ;D
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My belated congrats to Shara and pedonbio, a pair of great contributors! :D
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My belated congrats to Shara and pedonbio, a pair of great contributors! :D
I contribute? ;)
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I contribute? ;)
You are not a mere contributor but a pillar of our society of breast aficionados. :)
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Lies... That's Palomine! 8)
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More than one pillar is required, he can't do it alone.
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sure he can... with a lil help from the awesomeness that's Munchwolf
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Point
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Only two pillars make a tippy structure. The BEA forum is like a grecian temple, it requires many pillars.
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man I miss galvatron :-[
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man I miss galvatron :-[
So do I, and I'm sure many others. :(
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I also miss wandering_wombat
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I'm probably going to get in trouble but I miss Mammaister. For sheer delight in clever, maliscious and hilareous insults he was a class of his own. He said things many of us wish to say but can't bring ourselves to do so because they are so vile. He was the put down king. I always wondered if he had been in the Navy because I met many characters who were artisans of the put down while I was in.
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I'm probably going to get in trouble but I miss Mammaister.
You're not alone.
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mammeister would be nice against the current generation of undercover trolls ::)
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Getting it up for beshine. ;D
(Actually, I always get it up for beshine -- but this time I'm talking about the thread.)
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badumtish
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14 more
-Munch "but I'm MIA next 5 days" Wolf
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well atleast your postcount is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
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Heck, he's over 10,000 -- I haven't even done that.
Imperial predictions for July 2010:
Zook hits his 16th M -- could he actually be gaining on Palomine after all?
Long had I despaired, but he seems to have his groove back -- Munch could hit his 11th M, becoming our only Y Cup. (But Y?)
More a D note than an M note -- gOOber could become my partner in W-Cupdom.
MaxBigfoot hits his 6th M. What can I say, big foot, big ... footprint.
JJ has a shot at his second M. That'll be two big ones -- perhaps one for each J.
And beshine should score her first M -- and maybe even pay this thread a visit, who knows? 8)
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druul how about your 10K?
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Sweet of you to care -- but rate of posting matters, and sometimes days go by before I make a single new post. 10,000 in July isn't outrageous, just unlikely.
However, I note that 10,000 is 100 squared -- and that with this, my 9,801st post, that puts me at 99 squared. ;)
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And beshine should score her first M -- and maybe even pay this thread a visit, who knows? 8)
huhu, i'm in the " M " club now ;D ;D ;D
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Hallelujah! Thank you thank you thank you!
Some women make your day. Some women even make your month.
Beshine, you have just made this thread. ;D
PS: I was inspired just now to go through this thread. Major babes who have appeared here have been RandomX, Shara, notty, MissChievous, Zasha (always good to respect her memory), BambiBlaze (hope she's doing a little better right about now), Heres_Buffie, SaRenna Lee, and now beshine. My only regret is that Vixen Lamoore never came down to visit during her heyday here, ah well.
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Heck, he's over 10,000 -- I haven't even done that.
Long had I despaired, but he seems to have his groove back -- Munch could hit his 11th M, becoming our only Y Cup. (But Y?)
I miss having my old title :(
-Munch "is a Y-cup like a star wars thing? do I get to blow up deathstars?" Wolf
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I miss having my old title :(
-Munch "is a Y-cup like a star wars thing? do I get to blow up deathstars?" Wolf
Does that mean you would have to show up at Star Wars conventions?
Pedon "say hello to the spaceport sluts for me" bio
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I'm the wookie
-Munch "10 more" Wolf
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I'm the wookie
-Munch "10 more" Wolf
Hey! You know that wookies have big units!
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it's not about the size of the unit but the midochlorian count
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my midochlorian count is so high, I could give you a pearl burqa
-Munch "hmmm ... pearl burqa would make a great band name" Wolf
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so would Shaven Mortis
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Midichlorians ... blatant stand-ins for good old mitochondria ... sheesh ... ::)
I will dare to predict that this may not only be the month but the week that Munch hits his 11th M -- and at some point go on to 11111, when he will get to declare Yahtzee. ;D
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neo-mitochondria is more fun
parasite eve 8)
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huhu, i'm in the " M " club now ;D ;D ;D
Yes, now your post count (M) is the same as your cup size :D Welcome to the M club, beshine!
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11000
-Munch "now for the next thou" Wolf
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yay munch!
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Hurrah for Munch! ;D
You know, Zookie should soon have a post count in the bottom 16000s, and he should hit that while Palomine is still in the upper 16000s ... you don't suppose ... someone is actually GAINING ON Palomine? :o
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Hurrah for Munch! ;D
... you don't suppose ... someone is actually GAINING ON Palomine? :o
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I wonder what happened to our first 10,000 man, Sadystic. Haven't heard anything from him. Also Blax 12. His gallery hasn't been updated in a long time and he hasn't posted anything in a long time. ??? :(
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Palomine is trying NOT to get ahead ;)
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I concur with RX. As long as there are newbies who violate the 1-1-1-1 rule, or asshats afoot, the chances of me overtaking the Yellow Text Moderating Machine's post count are small to nil :D
Welcome to the 11K Club, Munch!
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* lies in wait, ready to pounce on Zookie with a surprise-hug on his 16th M *
Q-"Mwah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"-BE ;D
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6500, another D
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I will take a break from strict M responsibilites to wish a happy D to Shara -- and to gOOber too, who I expect fairly soon to hit 9500 and become my partner in W-cupdom. ;D
Also, newsflash: I'm going to be away, perhaps till Monday. I'm off to a science fiction convention and after my years of experience with the Library Sex Police I don't want to risk any trouble with the hotel's computers. So I will congratulate TheZookie007 now on his hitting his 16th M -- and yes, his possibly even gaining on Palomine ... :o
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I'm back, and congratulations all around! gOOb, on becoming my cup partner; pedonbio, on approaching his own new D at 10500; and Zook ... you can post now! ;D
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* lies in wait, ready to pounce on Zookie with a surprise-hug on his 16th M *
Q-"Mwah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"-BE ;D
* still waiting to pounce on Zookie while looking pointedly at wristwatch * ::)
Q-"Zookie's chicken, that's what"-BE ;)
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My 16th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 128 days (03/19/10-07/25/10)...would have been 126 days but real life intervened" 007
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My 16th M.
* surprise-hugs Zookie, totally platonically * :D
* grabs a handful of Zookie's sweet ass * ;D
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 128 days (03/19/10-07/25/10)...would have been 126 days but real life intervened" 007
Excuses, excuses, der Zookster. ::) ;) :P
Now the eager anticipation is when (not if) you'll pass Palomine. :)
Can the BEA really handle a new top dawg?!? :o
Q-"We'll cross that bridge when we get there"-BE
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I told you, man, not gonna happen. Pal has no fear of that.
Now get your hand off my ass!
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if Pal WANTS to be the top-poster he would have had 20k posts by now
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I'm with Shara on this. In fact, what the hey, I've made laughable predictions in the past, now I'll try another. Crystal ball view of the five digit club of the future:
TheZookie007 20000
Palomine 18888
pedonbio 14000
Goldeneye 12921
MunchWolf 11469
Sadistyk 10848
DruulEmpire 10409
gOOber 10099
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Predictions for August:
Max hits his 6th M.
Djoser races Bob (ROUNDand HEAVY) to win the 4th M first.
New KC strip. (Not strictly M-related, just me being hopeful.)
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My 6th M. You should've kept to that first prediction, Drull. ;)
Zookie, belated congrats on 16 Ms. I'll put a mark up on my calendar to watch for your next one in December. :D
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meh it's august here :p
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Hah! I'll side with Shara on this. ;D ('Sides ... 24 posts in one day? Hmmm ... ) But congrats nonetheless. 8)
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Hah! I'll side with Shara on this. ;D ('Sides ... 24 posts in one day? Hmmm ... ) But congrats nonetheless. 8)
Ah, I was just making up for lost... posts. Yeah, that's the ticket. My story, and I'm sticking to it.
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I got about 60 till I hit 4K!
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I got about 60 till I hit 4K!
very cool man!
Agent "Go Bob GO!" Dee
;D
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Not to dredge up sad feelings for posters who have passed on, but I am beginning to dread passing Doggo on the post count, as AgentDee recently did. Such a consummately passionate member of the BE community while he was alive surely deserves his own grandiose "M" demarcation—perhaps the "Doggo" M?
Q-"I'll salute as I pass by"-BE :'(
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An interesting point, but I'm not really sure what can be done about it. The mods already shifted doggo from the impersonal "inactive" to the nicer "in memoriam." As for honorary M levels, it's all relative. I miss Sadistyk. Sheber and Blax12 were pillars of the community, ZoD, eh, not quite so much -- and any of them might come back. I've never been clear on who Whink is. I of course miss Galvatron and even Catch (mainly because he liked my "Dragon's Eggs" story even before BustArtist inherited it) -- and for that matter, TheHerald has been MIA since March. Not sure what kind of policy could be gleaned from all that data ...
However, I DO feel reasonably sure that this could be the week that ROUNDandHEAVY hits his 4th M. Congrats, Bob, and here's looking forward to four more! ;D
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I think "Whink" was banned under another name, came back, got banned again. He was prolific but not pretty.
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@Druul: I didn't mean to say that I wanted the forum to have an honorary post count name moniker specifically for Doggo. I meant more of a memorial "M" celebration in this thread to remind ourselves of great posters who have passed on, either in body or in spirit.
Whink was another character I met on the Overflowing Forum when I started there. Not sure if his elevator ever went fully to the top, but he was colorful, and I mean that in every sense of the word--his words were colorful, too.
Q-"Yellow, blue, green, pink..."-BE
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I'm not sure the M thread is the best place for that, though, since what you would really want is a proper offical memorial thread -- and in fact there IS a doggo memorial thread as a "sticky" right at the top of the Community Health section of this forum. I even contributed there once just to say I'm sad I never really got to know him. But I thank Q for his attention to this and I recommend that thread to anyone who has a spare moment.
Me, I connected more, and e-mailed a little, with Zasha -- who also has a memorial thread up there.
By the way, while I still have the chance, I REALLY have to congratulate Bob on his imminent fourth M -- who knows, maybe he'll grace us with an image ... ;D
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Bingo 4K
I'd like to thank the academy..... ;D
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...and RaH celebrates his 4th M with some solid double Js! Nice!
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yay R&H you old spamwhore :D
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Mazel Tov R&H. Also, nice picture to go with it. :)
Out of curiosity, is there a larger copy of your current avatar?
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Sure
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I'm not sure the M thread is the best place for that, though, since what you would really want is a proper offical memorial thread -- and in fact there IS a doggo memorial thread as a "sticky" right at the top of the Community Health section of this forum. I even contributed there once just to say I'm sad I never really got to know him. But I thank Q for his attention to this and I recommend that thread to anyone who has a spare moment.
I am glad you shared these sentiments, Druul, as I myself have spent a great deal of joyful time reading and learning to understand fully the gigantic impact Doggo has had on our site and fetish, however, I still think you're not quite getting it. I'm not looking for a thread, or a "poster designation" on the forum inre Doggo—I simply thought that as a user passes Doggo's specific post count (4,278), it might be nice to have it warrant some specific mention in this very thread, even though this thread is supposed to be (mostly) about passing thousand-post milestones.
Please forgive me if I have been less than clear. I am not intentionally trying to stir up any additional emotional overtones with regards to posters of yesteryear. I am not trying to use their names as a self-aggrandizement tool. I am merely hopeful that we can do something new and honorable in the name of the great people of our past. In regards to this whole discussion, I daresay that is all I've ever wanted, because I do genuinely care about the history and circumstance of our great BE fetish, and those laudable members who have gone before us are part and parcel of that.
By the way, while I still have the chance, I REALLY have to congratulate Bob on his imminent fourth M -- who knows, maybe he'll grace us with an image ... ;D
And what an awesome image it is... 8)
...may I ask for a model ID? ???
Q-"Hopefully getting matters straight"-BE
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Bob, very much obliged. ;D
And Q, here's how it is. I'm just about the only regular custodian of this thread. In times past, when I couldn't get here -- or online at all -- some of the regulars here carried it on, and I'm thankful for that, but I don't see myself as in being in a position to ask anyone else to take on extra responsibilities. Now, maybe someone will be inspired by you to make his own bow as he passes some notable MIA -- but beyond you and I making that recommendation to people, that's about all I can think of.
Now, there are some things coming up. homevintner will at some time exceed sheber, and that might be worth a note; pedonbio will bop Sadistyk back down directly over me, and that may be worth a note. Yet even those will be simply my personal discretion.
So about all I can think of to say is to recommend to one or all to try to make some note of someone notable as you pass by. What you must understand, though, is that there is, so far as I know, really only a small diehard corps which consistently follows this thread at all. If anyone new shows up down here, it's probably because I PMed them about the event -- left to themselves, most posters don't even recognize their own levels, let alone those of others on the list. So I really don't know if I'm going to PM them with "Say, here's someone memorable you're about to outpost."
But I certainly agree in spirit that those of us who are aware and do keep track could be more mindful of the "classic" posters we pass by. Certainly you yourself can say something about doggo. This is in fact one reason why I don't even want to outpost Sadistyk. We began together (roughly) and I want our posts to wrap up near the same level.
And with all that said -- ANOTHER 4th M should soon be upon us, the pyramidally inclined Djoser. 8)
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I'm really digging RaH's new avatar. What an incredible source image, and I love how he so realistically inserted Allyson Hannigan's head in there. Very very nice.
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yes the allison hannigan headswap is nigh perfect (minor issue with the hair :))
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Belated congrats to RaH, and thanks for the nice pictures to go with the milestone. :D
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But who are Alyson's donor boobs? ???
Q-"I 'M' trying to figure it out"-BE
PS. @Druul: Understood and understated. Q-BE out. :P
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With this post, I myself pass Doggo. As his signature says: "There'll never be another." :'(
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Thanks, Q -- and Djoser's 4th M could be coming any day now ... 8)
(I've already applauded him on his new Beshine morph avatar.)
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Thanks again Druul...oh and BTW you weren't kidding about R&H's morph(s) hehe...he has been busy lately huh?
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R&H should change his name to TMST :D
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Also I just got the devil's postcount
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Congratulations on that, I guess.
Wishing you a happy journey to 66,666.
Maybe someday I will reach 66.
Jtwenty5
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I'm personally tired of the whole "Oogah-boogah, 666, oh nooo!" tradition. It was a numerical cipher for a Roman emperor, either Nero or Caligula. Case closed looooooong ago.
Instead, I will congratulate Shara on making it two-thirds of the way to The Big Ten Thou (or, alternately, The Hundred Hundred). ;D
The three digit number I prefer to fear is 239, the atomic weight of weapons-grade plutonium. Currently my Addventure episodes count is stuck in the 2390s.
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Yep I have way too much spare time on my hands, but only because my screen faces away from my coworkers!!
Woo hoo!!!
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Yep I have way too much spare time on my hands, but only because my screen faces away from my coworkers!!
Woo hoo!!!
lol that's agood move XDD
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That should be a Morpher's Blessing: "May thy screen always be turned away from thy coworkers." ;D
In other news -- will Ooze3d live up to his name and slowly but surely creep his way up to his first M before September? Stay tuned ...
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As of this writing Ooze has fourteen hours to make two posts -- can he do it!?
Well, I'M interested -- but then, I started this thread.
Whenever it happens -- congratulations! ;D 8)
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damn you Ooze, stop making us wait :P
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I didn't know about all this "before September" thing!! I would've posted more!!
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And for my 1000th post, I want to thank all of you for all the great hours, days and years I spent as a member of this forum.
It's been a real pleasure and I hope I can still be here several thousand posts more.
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Well, you made it anyway, with three hours to spare on EST! Happy 1000th! What are you going to do next?
*nudges Ooze3d* Say: "I'm going to Disney World!" ;)
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I actually used my 1001st post to reply in the Leanne Crow thread, so I'm just going to hang around the forum as always trying to have a good time.
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ow man, no harm done :P
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Zookie007, you are within 500 posts of passing the Global Moderator Himself. It's time to reflect on the meaning and purpose of your life.
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maybe palomine will stop doing his stupid quote thingy :P
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maybe palomine will stop doing his stupid quote thingy :P
Nah, he's a creature of habit, that one. He'll happily sit back and let someone else take the reins. He's awfully tired of being at the top. If I bet that he wouldn't write a little "postscript" even in this very post, I'd lose big money.
* waits for the obligatory Palomine edit *
Q-"How long, O mod, how long?"-BE ;)
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While I still have an hour or two left before missing this milestone, I will congratulate pedonbio on his 11th M -- and his soon overtaking MunchWolf, a feat which once would have been thought, well, unthinkable. :o
Currently I'm directly under Sadistyk, and barring any rising new superposters (gOOber seems relatively laid back these days) I'll probably remain there until I ever semi-retire from here. Styk was a great guy, and wherever he is, I continue to wish him well.
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gaspzilla, pedonbio you old spamwhore :P
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Sheeesh, I missed another one! Thanks for letting me know.
There is so much interesting reading around here.
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gaspzilla, pedonbio you old spamwhore :P
He will eventually own all the statistical superlatives of this forum. ;)
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He will eventually own all the statistical superlatives of this forum. ;)
gOOb, as long as you're writing, I'm reading!
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really? I'll just be looking at his pics :p
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::)
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while it is not another 1K posts, this is my official 4500th post making me a 'M cup'!
Agent "500 till 5K!" Dee
8)
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while it is not another 1K posts, this is my official 4500th post making me a 'M cup'!
Agent "500 till 5K!" Dee
8)
I'm 144 ahead of you. 8)
Q-"Make that 145"-BE :P
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I'm 144 ahead of you. 8)
Q-"Make that 145"-BE :P
BAH!
Agent "quality over quantity" Dee
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BAH!
Agent "quality over quantity" Dee
;)
daaaaaaaaaaaamn right :P
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daaaaaaaaaaaamn right :P
You stay out of this! ;)
Q-"Top-notch quality"-BE
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Man, I feel like I post too much on here -- more than enough to be annoying. And here I just hit the 1,500 mark. I can't even imagine being in the multiple Ks like so many of you. You're animals!!
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congrats on going 3d espy
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Yes, congrats, espy.
We now honor the imminent second M of JJ, who got started the "Thanks for the Mammaries! Best Gag Photos of All Time" thread up in General Discussion. That comes to one M per J. ;D
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Man, I feel like I post too much on here -- more than enough to be annoying.
After careful consultation with the other members, espy, we have concluded that you post exactly often enough, but not too often. Likewise, you spend exactly the correct amount of time here.
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And while we wait for JJ, I'll throw out congrats to PB here, not only for exceeding MunchWolf (!!!!!) but for, any hour now, reaching 11111 -- not really M-related, but notable in its own right. 8)
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Wait .. when did pedonbio slip past me?
-Munch "don't you have court cases to work on?" Wolf
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I hardly noticed at the time. It's just fun to write here.
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I hardly noticed at the time. It's just fun to write here.
Don't forget to say "Yahtzee" in your 11,111th post, Pedonbio. ;D
Q-"I still say your name looks like a word that must not be named"-BE :P
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I notice I just passed myself in number of posts (I used to post using screen name "herringbone")
Somehow that must be like masturbating... ::)
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I notice I just passed myself in number of posts (I used to post using screen name "herringbone")
Somehow that must be like masturbating... ::)
You'd have 3,018 posts...
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I notice I just passed myself in number of posts (I used to post using screen name "herringbone")
Somehow that must be like masturbating... ::)
yeah I passed neomyztikx years ago ;)
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Speaking of She With the Way Cool Terminator-inspired Avatar Lacking Only a Kitana, she should be hitting her 7th M this week. ;D
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What about He With The Lovely Latex Breast Model Avatar hitting his 10th M? 8)
Q-"Just wondering; do you report your own Ms?"-BE
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Every M that Druul hits makes me sadder, knowing he plans on leaving at a certain number.
RandomX(as I recall. Correct me if I'm wrong!)
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RX, I would never presume to "correct" you -- you're way fine as is -- althought I admit I've had second thoughts and now feel more committed to the "end of 2012" deadline than any number. I think I'll be happy to exceed Sadistyk after all and wrap up in the general neighborhood of Styk and MunchWolf. As pedonbio exceeds Goldeneye, I may take my own Z cup somewhere in the high 12000s.
Since Q has already bugged me twice about it, I suppose I'll have something to say come ten to the fourth.
But for right now, I'm keeping my binoculars trained (if only on general principle) on Shara ...
By the way, the number of replies to this thread now places it on top of Taylor Stevens -- I hope with her kind permission. ;D
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Speaking of She With the Way Cool Terminator-inspired Avatar Lacking Only a Kitana, she should be hitting her 7th M this week. ;D
Katana, Kitana is a mortal kombat character ;)
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as requested, 7000 with katana
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oh hell fucking yeah ;D!
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Some great recent moments in M thread history:
April 30, 2010: Agent Dee pronounces the thread "incredibly awesome."
July 7, 2010: Beshine visits on the occasion of her first M.
August 1, 2010: ROUNDandHEAVY Bob contributes morphs.
September 20, 2010: SHARTANA! ;D
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Yup! :)
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Congrats Shara!
Got any words of wisdom to those of us who see the path to 7,000 strewn with the corpses of previously-banned users? :P
Q-"In other words, how did you make it?"-BE ;)
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Pssst -- don't look now, but the great girlwatcher (and provider of wachable girls) joenny is sneaking up on his very first M! :)
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How can I look at joenny when you've just told me not to look? Silly humans!
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Pssst -- don't look now, but the great girlwatcher (and provider of wachable girls) joenny is sneaking up on his very first M! :)
Haha, I´m not sure if you´re really describing me correctly, but what the hell. I gotta say that I cannot believe I´ve posted 999 times before this one. I´m a bit embarrassed and I know I shouldn´t. So don´t start. ;)
As most of the girls I currently like the most come from sites that aren´t allowed here, I´m gonna go with one of the first girls I couldn´t take my eyes off in the beginning of my participation here - if memory serves me right.
I´m disguising the URL for the sake of a bigger suspense:
http://tinyurl.com/5e2ppm
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oooh suspensy
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This thread began with my thousandth post and now here's my ten thousandth. Since I once contributed to Ed Lundt of EL Publications under the name Z. Cupp Chestnut, those stories ("Dragon's Eggs" and "The TITS Dimension") now belonging to BustArtist, I suppose it makes sense to shoot for 12,000 or so posts to earn a Z Cup, but beyond that I'm nearer the end of the journey here than the beginning -- nothing maudlin about that, it's just that when you're a couple of months away from your 50th birthday it's an occasion to wonder "What am I doing and what would I like to achieve?"
I'd like to tie up my Addventuring by July 20 (Space Day) 2012, thereby keeping my career there within a neat ten-year bracket. The Addventure, along with our own Chili Palmer story archive, was my gateway to the BEA as I found my way there by plugging porn cliches into that most wonderful of porn search engines, Google. (For crying out loud, the name is "Go ogle.") I don't care that much about keeping pace with other Addventurers -- when they call themselves cycozombie or Bonkers, they ain't kidding -- but after all this time I STILL need to tell a proper story about the Druul Empire -- which, no, has nothing to do with Voltron beyond curious coincidence. Basically, the Druulwomen are supposed to a millions-of-years-old race of women who look very much like my Melanie Tipps avatar, who have grown such breasts by adapting to zero gravity. The Empire gets mentioned a little in my "Earthman Experiment" collaboration with Laelia's "Femalien" thread, but I have yet to do it justice. The whole "let's play the Darth Vader theme now that Druul is here" joke gets on my nerves a little, because it's more of a museum empire, an ancient background for Druulwomen to just kick back and take it easy, no war or politics need apply.
This place has been crucial to my online maturation. There's occasionally some theorizing about the appeal of breasts, but for me it goes beyond nourishment or any similarity to the buttocks. A lot of us don't get to BREATHE, to relax and luxuriate in a full, clean, fresh, aromatic breath, and weirdly enough breasts for me represent oxygen tanks. Some women love to bury their noses between a couple of big bouquets, and that's roughly how I feel about breasts. Something about them says HOME, they are Life's Pillows, and if they come with a woman who can be your Ultimate Bed, so much the better. They are a haven, and so it is weirdly appropriate that the BEA is so good a place to hang out and relax (at least most of the time). Yet even better, I first registered here as a callow 42-year-old youth, bruised and appalled by the brutality of this cyberworld, and have grown to manhood, at last ready to assert a voice of my own. From here on I'll be a little more gabby, though sadly that will mean I will reserve the right to get awfully dry and academic and downright dull, but my maturation requires it.
There is no place quite like this. I can gab a bit with one Alan Sepinwall about the AMC lineup of "Mad Men" and "Breaking Bad" and now "Rubicon," but it's not the same, nowhere near as warm. I hate that this place gets simplified, and dismissed, as a "fetish site." It's a standard, and I plan to go on respecting it.
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I'd like to tie up my Addventuring by July 20 (Space Day) 2012, thereby keeping my career there within a neat ten-year bracket.
Neatness is much overrated. :) I hope that you'll reconsider, and will continue posting for as long as your creativity within the format lasts (and I see no signs yet of it declining).
(It was pure luck that I looked at this thread. Before ten minutes ago, I hadn't even realised that it existed, as I rarely stray outside The Plume.)
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All I read was "blahblahblah I post a lot, my avatar i awesome and I rock."
I kid of course. Mazel tov Druul. You're one of my favorite overly loquacious posters on here. :)
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thou cannotst leave Druul, I'm still here too ;)
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Congratulations, Druul.
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4444! ;D
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my next one will be lucky nr 7. AIM FOR THE STARS GONZO
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Thanks, all, and luck to Shara and gonZo. By the way, I consider it another way cool moment in this thread that JH_ stopped by, as he's the BEA's top Addventurer and we've collaborated a bit from time to time. (The thing is, it's not neatness -- I've promised to develop a childhood friend's novella into a full novel, and a brain divided against itself ... well, it can still pornograph, just not so much as before.) And, yeah, that's something to think about -- if I ever get serious about retiring, I should see if Shara will let me first. ;D
And with that I can put this thread to bed awhile (though all you crazy kids can still gossip on). MasterDragonfly's 7th M, prinz's 3rd, Nimrod racing geffo1 to a first -- those are all probably going to take some more time yet ...
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Thanks, all, and luck to Shara and gonZo. By the way, I consider it another way cool moment in this thread that JH_ stopped by, as he's the BEA's top Addventurer and we've collaborated a bit from time to time. (The thing is, it's not neatness -- I've promised to develop a childhood friend's novella into a full novel, and a brain divided against itself ... well, it can still pornograph, just not so much as before.) And, yeah, that's something to think about -- if I ever get serious about retiring, I should see if Shara will let me first. ;D
Congrats on your 10000th post, Druul. It's amazing to think we've got seven people (and soon to be eight) with five digits behind their name, considering how much upheaval and hackery we've survived over the years.
And with that I can put this thread to bed awhile (though all you crazy kids can still gossip on). MasterDragonfly's 7th M, prinz's 3rd, Nimrod racing geffo1 to a first -- those are all probably going to take some more time yet ...
Well, you've got MY trek to 5K (SwitcherX & AgentDee won't be far behind), solvegas is rolling up on 6K (perhaps like a roulette ball), your post-count pal Goober coming up on 10K behind you, and of course the imminent 17th Ms of both Palomine and Zookie. It'll be interesting to see who makes it there first and whether or not the passing of the torch will occur before or after that 17th M.
So, the M thread NEVER sleeps, and if you need a little break, dear Druul, I shall valiantly take the night watch. ;D
Q-"Enjoying the Ms"-BE 8)
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Thanks for the kind words, Druul.
"(The thing is, it's not neatness -- I've promised to develop a childhood friend's novella into a full novel, and a brain divided against itself ... well, it can still pornograph, just not so much as before.) "
Fair enough. I could live with your cutting down on your rate of posting episodes, but I'd be sad if you stopped altogether.
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You wrote "pornograph", but I read "Photograph" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6CMSuT98-E) ;)
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don't worry zookie, you're gonna be just fine!
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Right now M is for Monday, by which time I expect Q-BE to already have claimed his fifth. 8)
(Addendum, to Q below: I just now wrote "by which time ... already have ... " I didn't think LITTLE of you -- just ENOUGH, plus allowances for diversions in RL which can waylay any of us at any moment whatsoev --
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Right now M is for Monday, by which time I expect Q-BE to already have claimed his fifth. 8)
5000. ;D
You think so LITTLE of me, my dear Druul. How might I convince you otherwise? 8)
Q-"Exceeding all audience expectations on a daily basis"-BE :D
EDIT: May I note I just passed HeavyMetal1980? Sure, I'm not the first and I certainly won't be the last, but I may be the newest user yet to do it, especially since I've only been on this forum after his demise. :P
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How, Q? If you re-read my original post, you'll see I did not think so little in the first place -- leaving people a wide margin in case they hit real life problems is a basic courtesy of mine, and besides, I don't always consider sheer posting as some indisputable good in and of itself, it helps if I actually like the individual posts. But while you're asking, three ideas leap to mind:
1. If you could ever quit bragging about how much you love yourself, maybe that would leave more room for someone besides yourself to actually like you and then say so. Not sure how to break this to you, but relentless carnival-style self-promotion can be a bit of a turn-off, wild but true.
2. It's also possible people might like and respect you more if you could ever quit your speed-reading and acknowledged that other minds on Earth are not only capable of but in fact regularly employ nuance. You went and quoted me just now in the mid-terms thread, only to go on to prove you had entirely missed two major points I made in that very quote.
3. It's simply bad conversational form to pull stuff like replying to, say, one small comment by Jess, aka RandomX, with some pamphlet-sized post. If another human being has agreed to engage with you at such length, that's one thing, but with anyone who has not so agreed it's wasted effort. If you honestly think such a post is going to give Jess some slap-palm-to-forehead epiphany, the scales falling off her eyes on the road to Damscus and all that, you need counseling. Till you figure that out, go get a teaching position and take this out on your students, not your fellow BEA members.
There, I've answered the question, and you may now exceed those very expectations you have been reinforcing all this time.
And now at last to the business of this thread:
The highly informative MasterDragonfly will soon be alighting on his seventh M. 8)
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5000. ;D
EDIT: May I note I just passed HeavyMetal1980? Sure, I'm not the first and I certainly won't be the last, but I may be the newest user yet to do it, especially since I've only been on this forum after his demise. :P
Congrats, cube.
Had he not gotten himself banned, HM80's post count easily could be twice TZ007's. Put it this way, it took me nearly 3 years to pass him after he was banned, and he joined about 3 months after I did.
And a belated congratulations to this thread's OP Druul on his 10th M. 8)
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rofl @ druul's post.
this thread just gained cool points
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I almost missed doing my 7000th post here. Doing so now. ;)
I remember seeing post 6969 and should have taken a screenshot for posterity. ;D
Not sure what 'ZOMG' content I can spout to mark this milestone. Umm... hooray and kudos to the surgeons who are on the same page as us? :)
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so close
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Not sure what 'ZOMG' content I can spout to mark this milestone. Umm... hooray and kudos to the surgeons who are on the same page as us? :)
Works for me! 8) And congrats.
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Ooh, MasterDragonfly's at 7007 right now. Coolio. 8)
Anyhow, the reason I'm posting is I was projecting into the future, and I see that Shara is on pace to be our 10th 10k poster (after the current seven and gOOber and homevintner. I'm not saying it's imminent or anything, but just thought I'd mention the possibility as I look upon many of our past brethren sitting silently along the way, mile-markers of yesterday's greatness.
A shout-out goes to past members like Sadistyk (wherever he may be on fire), sheber (is he completely gone?), and curiously, Goldeneye, who seems to have been on hiatus (intentional or otherwise) since April of this year. Others of note down the line include AZWolf (did he ever say anything?), Whink (another infamous bannee), the passed pair of doggo and Stretcherr (gone but never forgotten), and, more recently, GALVATRON, who left shortly after the '09 Forum Fastapazool. A cursory nod goes out to MrHHH as well, towards his current administrative perch over at the (prohibited O) Story Archive (and its accompanying forum). Of course, as always, we can only genuflect towards Imaginos, the former master of this domain who has faded into the ether, much like his animated avatar.
Honorary mention to MunchWolf, whose post count, once rapid, now moves so slowly as to be almost glacial. He may eventually one day overtake us all by sheer staying power. :D
Then I look at the young guns (in terms of join date) rising to the top:
—pedonbio, at 11,613 posts and 4th most prolific since the reset, a relative n00b with a join date of 11-24-2004, just mere weeks after the election of W2.
—Shara, the youngest user (other than myself) in the Top 25 of posters, with a join date of 7-24-2005 (Christmas in July?) sitting pretty with 7,445 posts at #12 behind ZoD, himself a November 2004 joiner (five days after pedonbio) who has been active (last seen yesterday) but silent since April 2009.
—G_I_John, #16, from April of '04, jovially (as ever) situated at 6,503 posts (between 3deroticer and MaxBigfoot), but a user of late who seems to have slowed a bit in his posting frequency. Where are ya, Johnny boy? Do we need to find you again? ;D
—Of course, I look at myself, Q_BE (joined 10-10-2006), the newest member of the Top 25 with 5,102 posts seated at #24 atop HeavyMetal1980, banned but not forgotten. I am the youngest by far of this lofty group, and on pace to pass many other seasoned posters, provided I stick around for another four years or more. ;)
—Then, outside the top 25, a virtual intraventricular infusion of new blood eagerly rising to prominence on the forum: DJPFC (8-6-2003), the resident big-boobery Prince of PinupGlam; gonZo (4-11-2006), the newest mod (omnipresent as evidenced by his forum time clock); ROUNDandHEAVY (8-4-2006), who once received "Rookie of the Year" honors for his fantastic morphs;, and Djoser (10-12-2005), the man of Egyptian nomenclature. With a join date of August 2003, DJ is the oldest of the bunch, but recently is shooting up the charts due to his tireless updates of big-boob model content on the PF/PG family of sites (and still growing, as we all like it).
This draws me full circle back to the oldsters, whom I shall affectionately call the Ancients, members of the forum since its reincarnation in June 2001, and often long before then. Their combined wisdom and experience is a valuable commodity in itself, arcane knowledge discussed rarely, and drawn out into the open even less so.
Atop this leaderboard currently stands our Monster Mod, Palomine, the years-long holder of the title "Most Prolific Poster". However, very soon an upstart user named TheZookie007 is set to wrest the crown from our monarchical mod and assume the position. He is by far a prolific user who has risen rapidly since I first met him back in October 2006, when he was in the 5000s and Palomine was already past 10K. Because of his recent run, I hesitate to call him an Ancient, but because of his join date (7-16-2001), I can call him nothing else. He has become the class of the forum's new guard while also embodying everything for which the Ancients have come to be known.
I suppose then he is an appropriate successor to Palomine, if perhaps a transitional governor of our current forum iteration. The danger remains that we are but a forum glitch or hack away from starting afresh again at Ground Zero, with our world-within-a-world laid waste and only the memories of years past to sustain us. I may not know much (as others are wont to inform me), but I Know that whatever the future holds, we bearers of the honorable title BEA Forum Member will continue to hold dear the fetish for which we all gather, and the paraphilia for which we all masturbate: breast expansion and big boobs.
Q-"Where the hell did this post come from?"-BE :P
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Y'know, I have to give Q credit here -- he's finally beginning to "get" this thread. ;D
Vto sol below: don't worry, I've got my eye on your progress. ;)
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No mention of me. :(
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No mention of me. :(
How could I omit solvegas? I daresay it is a rather conspicuous oversight on my part for a fellow "right-winger" in light of the recent election results, due mostly to the fact that solvegas, in forum years (joined 5-10-2003), is neither "young" in the strictest sense nor "old", and that has nothing to do with his age.
I enjoin you, solvegas, and others here to understand that my post was simply to note two general categories of users, ones who have been here since time immemorial (the Ancients) and those who have more recently rocketed up the charts in the last five years or so (the Young Guns). You and several others of 2003 and earlier origin (notably RandomX [1-9-2003], AgentDee [6-5-2001], PregNut [4-1-2003], and SwitcherX [11-10-2002], to name a few) went unnamed until now because to attempt to recognize everybody is a task for which I would surely fail to do them all justice, especially in terms of accurately summarizing their myriad contributions to the forum.
I regret the error, and I hope one day I can make it up to you if and when I come to Las Vegas and party the night away with you. 8)
Y'know, I have to give Q credit here -- he's finally beginning to "get" this thread. ;D
High praise, my friend, high praise, considering recently in this very thread you proceeded to instruct me as to my narcissistic inclinations, which I'm not inclined to agree to possessing while at the same time gleaning a bit of wisdom from your sayings for the sake of future conversations. :P
Q-"Rock on!"-BE ;D
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Geez, I was just being a little bit sarcastic. We need a sarcastic emoticon. Your effusive response to my small post was not necessary but it is appreciated. If you come to Vegas you will be greeted with enthusiam but please note this : I'm about 30 years your senior and due to my own negligence in my youth, my body is not exactly in any shape to partake in very streaneous activity. In other words, I can have fun but I can't last all day and night. :( What happens when you abuse your body when you take it for granted. :(
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Geez, I was just being a little bit sarcastic. We need a sarcastic emoticon. Your effusive response to my small post was not necessary but it is appreciated. If you come to Vegas you will be greeted with enthusiam but please note this : I'm about 30 years your senior and due to my own negligence in my youth, my body is not exactly in any shape to partake in very streaneous activity. In other words, I can have fun but I can't last all day and night. :( What happens when you abuse your body when you take it for granted. :(
Duly noted, my dear friend, and might I say that the :P smiley is about as sarcastic a smiley as we have around here; the ;) smiley works also. As to your willing spirit but weak body, I'm sure a few lapdances don't require much in the way of strenuous activity (unless you count your heart, your head, and your other head). ;)
Anyway, I'll be too busy having you regale me with tales of the Navy life, as my grandfather was a Navy corpsman stationed with the Marines for over 25 years, and as anybody knows, a Marine LOVES his corpsmen.
Q-"Anchors Aweigh, dude"-BE 8)
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Not so much an M update, but noteworthy for us who follow the Rachel Aldana thread. First, our great Taylor Stevens may soon have to concede her post on the top ten list of replies per thread once Rachel's thread nets just another several posts. Also, Rachel's thread is now less than 500 views away from ranking #4 on the most-viewed list as well (Beshine of course has not only seized the top of that but may conceivably hit a full cool one million views by Christmas), placing her just behind the Denise Milani thread. Just more documentation of Rachel's great impact here. 8)
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oooh I got another D
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If you have another D, does that mean you now have a couple of D's? 8)
(0dd I never thought of that before -- M is technically a double D.)
Today could well be the day that the Rachel thread becomes fourth most viewed and tenth most replied to.
UPDATE ADDENDUM: I was right, the turnover on both counts just happened. 8)
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Not so much an M update, but noteworthy for us who follow the Rachel Aldana thread. First, our great Taylor Stevens may soon have to concede her post on the top ten list of replies per thread once Rachel's thread nets just another several posts. Also, Rachel's thread is now less than 500 views away from ranking #4 on the most-viewed list as well (Beshine of course has not only seized the top of that but may conceivably hit a full cool one million views by Christmas), placing her just behind the Denise Milani thread. Just more documentation of Rachel's great impact here. 8)
Indeed. If this were YouTube, what with their huge number of views, Beshine, Rachel, Taylor and Denise would have made Partner long ago :)
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Predictions for the remainder of November:
solvegas hits his 6th M
DJPFC hits his 5th M
Zookie joins Palomine in the 16900s
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This is my sixth M entry. Do I really get a Chrysler Cordoba with real corinthian leather ? :o ??? ;) ;D ( happy, happy, joy, joy. ) ;D
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CONGRATULATIONS!
No ... but you're free to tie a girl up with Corinthian leather if you like, so long as it's consensual ... (Can't take credit for that idea, it's from an old Second City TV spoof of "Fantasy Island.")
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CONGRATULATIONS!
No ... but you're free to tie a girl up with Corinthian leather if you like, so long as it's consensual ... (Can't take credit for that idea, it's from an old Second City TV spoof of "Fantasy Island.")
Sounds intriguing. Wonder if BEshine and/or Chelsea Charms would be game ? ;) ;D
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Well, I don't know them, but if you can negotiate something, be my guest ... ;)
Appropriately this Thanksgiving and/or the extended weekend thereafter should be giving us the 5th M of DJFPC (I think of him as "Djef Pic," or "Djef of the pics") to whom we owe some thanks. If ever you feel things are a bit down around here, just click DJFPC's name, then see the latest posts on his profile -- his regular participation here is itself a scenic route. 8)
V to Zook below: ack, you're right -- it's DJPFC. But that's a tougher mnemonic. "Gypsy fiction," perhaps ...
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DJPFC's posts here have more breath-taking scenery than the Pacific Coast Highway! Always welcome!
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Strange new Ms are upon us. There's no one about to reach the 13th, 14th, 15th or 16th M, no one in that huge range at all, and yet Pal and Zook may hit the 17th M simultaneously. Not so long ago, the idea that anyone could approach Pal would have been scoffable (if "scoffable" is even a word).
(Of course, Pal could have hit this long ago, if he did not avail himself of his Global Moderator privilege of inserting so many of his posts right inside the posts he replies to.)
Meanwhile, DJPFC is just two posts, plus another post down here, away from his 5th M -- but now I also have to wonder if pedonbio will hit his 12th M before December. It's theoretically possible (just ask MaxBigfoot) and I wouldn't put it past him.
It'll be interesting, having a Double-Oh as top poster -- but on the subject of Double-Ohs, that just leaves me to wonder whatever has become of Goldeneye ...
V to gOOb below: well, he gets around like some DJs, and he's first-class, but I don't exactly think of him as private ... ;D
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V to Zook below: ack, you're right -- it's DJPFC. But that's a tougher mnemonic. "Gypsy fiction," perhaps ...
disk jockey, private first class?
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Belated congrats on his 6th M to solvegas, our man in LV. :D
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-- but now I also have to wonder if pedonbio will hit his 12th M before December. It's theoretically possible (just ask MaxBigfoot) and I wouldn't put it past him.
It depends on how much time I devote to finding pictures of Khadafi's Ukranian nurse...
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Belated congrats on his 6th M to solvegas, our man in LV. :D
Thank you, sir. :)
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Congrats solvegas, and pedonbio, best of luck trying to track down Gaddafi's busty blonde nurse :)
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Congratulations to pedonbio and DJPFC as they sail on to new Ms, bio earning his Z cup.
Did anyone ever see the movie "Colossus: The Forbin Project"? Great little movie. The American military builds a supercomputer named Colossus -- but wouldn't you know it, the Russian military has built their own supercomputer, Guardian. Colossus insists on communicating with Guardian and, being (surprise!) self-aware and in charge of all our nuclear missiles, gets its wish. Then Colossus sends Guardian basic math -- multiplication tables, that sort of thing. The math goes on, becomes more sophisticated, starts pouring out much faster. Then, at one point, Guardian must have an "Aha!" moment and starts sending out multiplication tables and such, its own math evolving and accelerating. Meanwhile, Colossus is s-l-o-w-i-n-g w-a-y d-o-w-n as Guardian catches up, but Colossus is in a whole new language of math, putting out formulas revolutionizing science along the way. Then, finally, Guardian catches up -- and the computers are in sync, speaking a language too sophisticated for us mere humans to understand. The screens are just big horizontal blurs of light as the data shoots by.
It's a cool effect, and watching our two superposters has been rather like that. Zook has been posting away, while Pal continues to insert his posts inside those of others, thereby actually shaving down his grand total. Will they synchronize right at the 17 M point -- and why, and what are the implications for BEAkind? Stay tuned.
V to bio below (hey, this is as close as I get to Pal's post-within-post insertion trick): actually, the two simply threaten humanity and thereby meld together to become Earth's absolute dictator. The final speech by Colossus, saying a) that as dictators go it's a relatively good one and b) the human race will get used to it, is chilling.
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Stay tuned.
And --er-- Druul, do you remember how "Colossus: The Forbin Project" ended? The two supercomputers got together and decided to get rid of all these pesky primate animals...
Except Forbin and his girlfriend. They kept them as pets.
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My 17th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 130 days (07/25/10-12/02/10)...mmmm, I might be slacking off a bit!" 007
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Congratulations!
Wild times we're living in -- Zook is as of this moment six posts ahead of Pal, a feat which at one time might have seemed impossible. :o
V to bio below: don't I wish! I wish I had half his resilience in the political discussions, those just weary me and leave me generally fed up.
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Aw, c'mon, admit it--Druul and Zookie are the same person.
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Congratulations!
Wild times we're living in -- Zook is as of this moment six posts ahead of Pal, a feat which at one time might have seemed impossible. :o
You weren't the only one who thought so -- even I didn't think it possible:
Now the eager anticipation is when (not if) you'll pass Palomine. :)
I told you, man, not gonna happen. Pal has no fear of that.
How wrong I was! :D :D :D
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I wonder what happened to the original super poster, Sadystyk ? He got to 10,000 well before anyone and now I haven't heard anything from him in ages. Hope he is OK. ???
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Congratulations to Pal, who has just sailed on past his 17th M.
Not too much more shaking up of the upper levels left. I'm taking my time going past Styk and Munch, and all that's left for bio to rise past right now is Goldeneye.
Styk's not so mysterious -- less mysterious than Goldeneye, frankly. When he signed off he said he had new priorities in his life, but that he would always love this place. I guess you could say he was an all-or-nothing guy. But you're right -- if he'd kept at it, he'd probably be in six digits by now. ;D
V to bio below: Sshhhh! If we don't bug ZoD, maybe we won't have to bow down before him. ;)
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There are other mysteries, like ZoD. He joined a few days after I did, raced to the top, hasn't posted since August, 2009, but visited as recently as a couple weeks ago.
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Don't look now, but this may just be the week that sidewalkpsycho hits his first M ...
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I feel so special right now.
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Well, you should, you have to be in the top three pages of the most posts list (and not necessarily qualify even then). Congratulations! 8)
Keeping my eye on SwitcherX, the great Zorro (keeping an eye on his posts is always a good idea anyway) and the sneaky prinz -- and I'll just say, I miss onion_writer posting, I know he lurks and I hope someday he'll make a bid for his first M.
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Thanks, DruulEmpire. This is my first post in many weeks. I remain very upset with one of the mods, who privately invited me to leave. Per board rules, I will not question that advice. I've had very nice PMs from several other members. I appreciate your kind words.
To be totally honest, you did post within the last week in the "lurkers" thread... but then deleted your post. Maybe it was your complaining in that post that led someone to suggest that you're simply not happy here? Who knows.
I just hope you can get over it and get back to enjoying the forum. You've shown signs of having difficulty coping and I can relate. I've been known to let things get under my skin... but all it accomplishes is sucking the fun out of things and fast.
Honestly, nobody is out to get you... and from a 3rd party perspective I can tell you that in my opinion the mods have treated you more than fairly, particularly considering your highly agitated state.
So shake it off, my friend.. I'd love to see you back here for purposes other than hating on the place. Plus, I hate to have to tell you, there are better looking victims out there... :P
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Keeping my eye on SwitcherX
The closer I'm watched, the less you can know about me.
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To be totally honest, you did post within the last week in the "lurkers" thread... but then deleted your post. Maybe it was your complaining in that post that led someone to suggest that you're simply not happy here? Who knows.
I just hope you can get over it and get back to enjoying the forum. You've shown signs of having difficulty coping and I can relate. I've been known to let things get under my skin... but all it accomplishes is sucking the fun out of things and fast.
Honestly, nobody is out to get you... and from a 3rd party perspective I can tell you that in my opinion the mods have treated you more than fairly, particularly considering your highly agitated state.
So shake it off, my friend.. I'd love to see you back here for purposes other than hating on the place. Plus, I hate to have to tell you, there are better looking victims out there... :P
Just focus on boobs and everything will be ok. ;)
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The closer I'm watched, the less you can know about me.
*sends in party-van*
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I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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pay no attention to the party van parked outside your house
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My 17th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 130 days (07/25/10-12/02/10)...mmmm, I might be slacking off a bit!" 007
So, did you pass Palomine before you hit 17K, or after? :P
Also, did you pass Palomine before he hit 17K, or after? :D
Q-"Congrats, you infernal confabulator!"-BE ;D
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Sorry if it was somehow unclear -- if you scroll back, you see that Zook earned his congratulations on his 17th M before Pal did.
But what's gotten into gOOber!? :o He's finally his old manic self again. Forget his joining me in X Cup Land before New Year's -- he could achieve that by Christmas! 8)
V to sidewalk below: hey, that's the story of this whole damn thread. ;D
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Congratulations, you're actually managing to make this topic almost exciting.
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But what's gotten into gOOber!?
I`m filled with the Christmas spirit or bottled spirits but someone will have to pick up the slack next year. :P
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Aw gee, you don't want to outpost me? :P
My sister's in town for Christmas, so it could be many precious hours before I get back here, so let me hurry up and congratulate gOOber, not just for making it to five digits and keeping me company up here in X Cup Land, but for having at least for the moment gotten his old mojo back. His latest contribution to the Absurdly Low-Cut Tops thread up in General Discussion alone is a salutory submission. 8)
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Aw gee, you don't want to outpost me? :P
My sister's in town for Christmas, so it could be many precious hours before I get back here, so let me hurry up and congratulate gOOber, not just for making it to five digits and keeping me company up here in X Cup Land, but for having at least for the moment gotten his old mojo back. His latest contribution to the Absurdly Low-Cut Tops thread up in General Discussion alone is a salutory submission. 8)
Being stuck at home with a cold helps, I guess. :P
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well my good buddy Djoser is only 10 posts away from going from a L to a M cup, go Djoser!
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happy 10k goob :P
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happy 10k goob :P
Ditto. You, sir gOOber, are and ever will be Mr Pic-O-Matic. Keep up the boob work! ;)
Q-"You've just posted (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9983191.msg10087707.html#msg10087707) your 10,000th time; what are you going to do next?!?"-BE :D
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Congrats to pedonbio, Zookie, sidewalkpsycho and gOOber! That's a few more new Ms than I was expecting to see this month! :D
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Well done everybody! 8)
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Apart from Beshine's thread garnering one million views any day now, thereby making it a "megathread" in that great Vixen Lamoore tradition, I just find it kind of cool that any minute now Bio will hit 12345. 8)
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Apart from Beshine's thread garnering one million views any day now, thereby making it a "megathread" in that great Vixen lamoore tradition, I just find it kind of cool that any minute now Bio will hit 12345. 8)
And, indeed, I have!
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I just noticed I'm directly under RandomX in post count (having passed Hentaibee)…and what a lovely view of RandomX it is… ;D
Q-"RandomX on top of me? Awesomeness"-BE 8)
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Oh yippee. Lucky day for me. ::)
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I would dare to speculate that today may well be the day that Beshine's thread hits M-squared -- that is to say, one million -- views, making it the first thread worthy of being called a "megathread" since the heyday of Vixen Lamoore. 8)
UPDATE: It happened, yippee!
Meanwhile, prinz has gotten extra talkative lately and may well claim his third M before the new week begins ...
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Oh yippee. Lucky day for me. ::)
Can't you feel my the love? :D
Q-"Or at least, something hard…"-BE ;D
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and this thread just surpassed 2.5m posts
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and this thread just surpassed 2.5m posts
And I just hit 5300 posts. ;D
Q-"700 'til 6000"-BE 8)
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Oh wow. I assure you we're all waiting with baited breath for this monumental event to take place.
No, really.
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You mean you aren't? How dare you?
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We now await the 3000th post of the great Prinz ... 8)
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the man with da ship... of awesomeness
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True dat, and his avatar knows how to rawk a cap. 8)
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With any luck prinz will hit his 3rd M before February ...
By the way, by all rights Zorro should be steadily rising above his current 3992 to properly claim his fourth M, but at just this crucial juncture he's facing RL difficulties connecting with us, so let's be sure to send him some kind thoughts -- or possibly even advice.
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Good news! Zorro is able to contribute after all. 8)
This makes the races for January a little more exciting. Prinz now stands at 2999 -- but will he hold off till, say, the 31st to claim his third M, and in the meantime will Zorro have claimed his fourth? And will AgentDee beat SwitcherX to the fifth M?
In other news, SamV is now just eight posts away from lying directly beneath Keisha -- which hopefulLEE is okay with both him and Keisha, and of course SaRenna Lee. ;)
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I've been slow lately :P
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I've been slow lately :P
If this is your slow, I want to see your fast. :P
Q-"Is it because of your cyborg avatar?"-BE ;)
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Well Druul sent me an email letting me know how close I was to my 4,000th post and I reached it with this post today! ;D
Now back to my regularly haphazard program of morphing!
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And you didn't have to morph Liz all that much...
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Thank you Z-Man! 8)
And while we continue to wait for prinz, I may as well congratulate the avatar master supreme who is Dee, who should be earning his fifth M any day now ...
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wooooo, go Dee
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Everybody mark your calendars as this is the day that I AgentDee have posted my 5000th post!
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Everybody mark your calendars as this is the day that I AgentDee have posted my 5000th post!
Gratzi, Dee. I'm almost halfway to 6K myself (5,487 currently as of this post). 8)
Q-"Make me an avatar I can't refuse!"-BE :P
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Everybody mark your calendars as this is the day that I AgentDee have posted my 5000th post!
*marked*
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Congrats, Dee!
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I just realized I got on top of RandomX today in post count…or was that last night? I'm too distracted by the act of having to crawl around her, I am inevitably getting boob-smacked! :P
Q-"And I'll be here for the next several hundred posts!"-BE 8)
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5555 posts. What could that possibly mean? :o
Q-"Maybe that I'm here waaaaaay too often?"-BE :P
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While we continue to wait for prinz, SwitcherX, someone with whom I may never fully agree but who is nice enough to help with a link when he can, may earn his 5th M before the new week. 8)
(PS: I have a new hypothesis regarding prinz -- maybe he's waiting for PET to catch up.)
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You are reading my 5000th post.
I've been posting here for 3,011 days. I was going to demand that you publicly prove your fealty to me, but instead you must swear to devote to living your life according to Rule #31:
TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
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TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
5600 posts. I respond to your challenge with Katy Perry boobs hawking perfume. ;D
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=712114.0;attach=213503;image)
Caption: "Hey, I'm Katy Perry. Buy my big boobs covered in fabric and latex perfume!"
Q-"I'm not GTFO after all"-BE :P
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Congrats, Mr. X -- and Q, I gotta say, that looks ideal for some Addventure "magic B perfume" episode.
While we continue to wait for prinz ( ??? ), Shara and rtpoe also seem momentarily frozen in place as well. Good thing magic just keeps morphing along ...
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I respond to your challenge with Katy Perry boobs hawking perfume. ;D
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=712114.0;attach=213503;image)
Is that a morph?
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Is that a morph?
I think it's partly a factor of the design of the dress torso as an exaggerated magenta broken heart shape (a broken heart similar to the ones many of us doubtless are experiencing with the betrothal of Katy to that Russell Brand character). The sheer latex holding her top together is probably flattening her boobs on her torso in order to provide "grip" on her chest, shortening the projection of her breasts but increasing their displacement on her torso, à la the classic power-boob pose (minus the fists on tits). All in all, though, she could have gotten bigger. I'd wager she's a decent DD or a very large D. :)
Q-"I hope she got bigger"-BE ;)
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Rule #31:
TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
;D
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You are reading my 5000th post.
I've been posting here for 3,011 days. I was going to demand that you publicly prove your fealty to me, but instead you must swear to devote to living your life according to Rule #31:
TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
I swear!
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almost there :D
ow wait, I confused with C
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No sweat, Yamato, and congrats. I've been checking out C level myself, because we're in a weird place right now. Shara is at 7980 but may be away for another week yet, while rtpoe has climbed to 6993 but is taking his time with the rest. Magic has risen to 3984 and we will patiently wait for each of the typically magnificent morphs which will bring him to his 4th M -- and prinz is still parked at 2999. I would predict one of these will triumph in the new week -- that is to say, I would, but I don't want to jinx it.
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Any day now pedonbio may oupost Goldeneye.
Any day now magic may morph his way to his 4th M.
Any day now prinz may rise past the 2999 mark.
You heard it here first.
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Curiouser and curiouser -- rtpoe is at 6999, prinz is still at 2999, and right now magic has hit 3996. If this were astrology, I'd be worried.
In other news, pedonbio has outposted Goldeneye -- and appears to be celebrating with a new avatar. 8)
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In other news, pedonbio has outposted Goldeneye -- and appears to be celebrating with a new avatar. 8)
I noticed that also, but didn't know where to mention that to him without hijacking any given thread in which he posts pictures. :)
Q-"It's almost like he's a different person"-BE :o
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Curiouser and curiouser -- rtpoe is at 6999, prinz is still at 2999, and right now magic has hit 3996. If this were astrology, I'd be worried.
In other news, pedonbio has outposted Goldeneye -- and appears to be celebrating with a new avatar. 8)
Thing is, I can't come up with anything special about the number 7000. Though if you turn it around, you might get a cheesy Eurospy movie...
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Congrats, rtpoe! You've just made 7000 posts! What are you going to do next?
* holds microphone in front of rtpoe *
Q-"Come on, you know you want to say it…"-BE ;)
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What a grand day. Congratulations to rtpoe, who through his morphs shows not only that Mars needs women, but that women can do right by Mars. ;D And at the same time -- congratulations to the supreme morpher who is magic, who sailed right through his fourth M.
Meanwhile, prinz has been AWOL for nearly a month. WTF?
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SHARA! You've been greatly missed -- come claim your 8th M! 8)
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Or, alternately:
ESPY! You're on fire, dude -- come claim your 2nd M! 8)
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Okay, now I understand.
March 20th is the eighth anniversary of my registering with the BEA, and everyone is holding back till then so that they can all yell Surprise!
It's a very sweet idea, but I say, be sure not to frustrate your need to express yourself.
Predictions for March:
pedonbio hits his 13th M and hence ZZ Cup status, which means he will wear shades and a long beard and sing about girls going crazy for a sharp-dressed man -- no, wait, that's ZZ Top, not Cup.
Shara hits her 8th M.
prinz (finally, after being away for over a month) hits his 3rd M.
PET steadily morphs his way to a particularly spectacular 3rd M.
espy hits his second M.
It's also certainLEE possible that SamV may outpost Nimrod to become prime contender for the first M.
In other news, Mercerwatch is now on top of Keisha Evans ... presumably with her permission ...
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If it's all the same to you, DruulEmpire, I'm going to try (while posting meaningful content) to make it to six Ms by March 20 (:)), which coincidentally happens to be my parents' (now divorced) wedding anniversary (:-\).
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Congratulations to the BEA's Terminatrix, shara on her 8th M.
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Agreed, Zook, good to have her back. Congrats, Shar! 8)
*one prediction for March down, five to go ... *
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it's all lies
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it's all lies
Been watching the U.S. press again?
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*pops a cork for Shara at her 8th M*
…
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*pours two glasses of sparkling cider*
Q-"What did you think I was doing?"-BE :P
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No predictions for me?
-Munch "I want to know the future" Wolf
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No predictions for me?
-Munch "I want to know the future" Wolf
Munch, you ARE the future!
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Munch, hi -- since this is the M thread, and I may not be around here after 2012, and you seem to be electing to hold off your 12th M till after then, I'm leaving any predictions of you to anyone who would take over this thread from me.
Such as perhaps pedonbio -- who will probably hit his 13th M this weekend. 8)
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Munch, hi -- since this is the M thread, and I may not be around here after 2012, and you seem to be electing to hold off your 12th M till after then, I'm leaving any predictions of you to anyone who would take over this thread from me.
I volunteer! :D
Such as perhaps pedonbio -- who will probably hit his 13th M this weekend. 8)
Preemptive congratulations to PB; all he needs is some J and he's a PBJ! *nom nom nom* :P
Q-"@Druul: you did say I was starting to 'get' this thread"-BE 8)
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In a situation like this you can't really pick your successor, whoever does it does it, that's all there is to that.
Congratulations, Bio! This now leaves Goldeneye as the lonely guardian of the 12000s.
prinz is parked at 2999, espy is parked at 1999 -- it's a conspiracy, I tells ya! However, I suspect that in two weeks or less PET will steadfastly morph his way to his third M.
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*smack*
don't leave druul or I'll be forced to kill you
Shara 'and I don't want that' F
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...and I may not be around here after 2012, ...
So that's why the Mayan calendar mysteriously ends .....
-Munch "and now we know" Wolf
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So that's why the Mayan calendar mysteriously ends .....
-Munch "and now we know" Wolf
Oooooooh… :o
Q-"Chills down my spine"-BE 8)
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New prediction: by the end of March, Zook hits his 18th M. He turns 18! He be all grown up ...
Meanwhile, PET is patiently morphing his way to his third ...
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Tell me, Druul, how unexpected was Zookie's chart-topping status? I mean, for years Palomine was the unquestioned post leader, and then Zookie, in the last five years, zooms up 12K posts, and assumes the mantle, and if Palomine doesn't object (which I assume he won't), Pedonbio will push him out of #2 as well. What do you make of all this, and do you find any significance or meaning to what has happened? I'm genuinely curious for your opinion.
Q-"Shocker, I know, me asking you for your opinion"-BE :P
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New prediction: by the end of March, Zook hits his 18th M...
More like by the end of the week ;)
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More like by the end of the week ;)
Slow Down! :o
Q-"Be Careful, or Be Roadkill!"-BE ;D
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pedonbio and zooks (pedon even more) have been spamwhoring like crazy lately, while palomine is just editing posts to keep his postcount low
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Shara's got it about right. ;)
Huh, for once he wants an opinion, and it's about something I barely have an opinion about. Hmmm ...
"Magnum Force" ended with Clint remarking that "A man's got to know his limitations." For me, I'm hoping I can wrap up my Addventure activity in under 3000 episodes, partly as a favor to my own sanity, for with all due respect to the prolific and gracious JH, I'm in no particular hurry to compete with writers named Bonkers or cycozombie, let alone newcomers like Dragon FangX. I feel a little sad to be eclipsing Dabbler sometime this year, as I appreciate the spirit of his name.
As goes the Addventure, so in a way goes the Forum. This thread started off with my remarking on a Sadistyk Golden(eye) (Munch)Wolf, but now all those are being outposted by maniacs in their own right, though thankfully they are maniacs I respect, it's as if the Forum has three JHs to the Addventure's one. I feel no particular ambition to post beyond the 12000s, or even beyond Goldeneye -- and what I can't match, I pretty well give up trying to analyze. People contributing beyond me are even more devoted to this place than I am, and as much as I respect and enjoy this place, I throw up my hands and give up even imagining that I should compete. Only sheer longevity has brought me within striking distance of Sadistyk and Munch, and that has been longevity enough.
I do hope gOOber outposts me someday, perhaps in 2013. For a long while he was about 330 posts behind me, and now he's more like 200 posts behind. I will be pleased when he is above me once more. My father has always loved peanuts. 8)
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pedonbio and zooks (pedon even more) have been spamwhoring like crazy lately, while palomine is just editing posts to keep his postcount low
Takes one to know one.
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I do hope gOOber outposts me someday, perhaps in 2013. For a long while he was about 330 posts behind me, and now he's more like 200 posts behind. I will be pleased when he is above me once more. My father has always loved peanuts.
I am aware that I lack a work ethic. :P
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Takes one to know one.
Does that mean I qualify, too? ;D
Q-"Four spamwhores walk into a bar..."-BE :P
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jus did up my JiffyPop in anticipation of unfolding comments.
this to/fro makes for good reading.
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We're getting the full spectrum of M this weekend. "Preemptive" congratulations go out to Zook on his unprecedented 18th M, and a little surprisingLEE to SamV on his first. 8)
Editorial addendum: this just in -- espy just hit his second M! And in time to give consolation, as I think we all might, to gonZo on the loss of his cat Smurphert. :'(
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My 18th M.
I dedicate this post to the memory of gonZo's cat, Smurphert. Rest in peace, furry friend.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 107 days (12/02/10-03/19/11)...big wheels keep on turning..." 007
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Congratulations on prinz's 3000th post, appropriately enough to our OT Modern Marvels thread. 8)
All my March 1 predictions have come true, with the exception of PET still being parked right now at 2999.
And with that, my own milestone: I've been registered here eight years today. It's been an adventure. ;)
Editorial addendum: now all predictions are complete -- though I'll throw in a new one for March, SamV's first M.
V to SamV below: congratulations, and I can relate, I enjoy sticking addenda in posts already made (just like I'm doing right now), in an effort to post more efficientLEE. ;)
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Hi, now I'm here!!
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Congratulations PET, and thanks for all the morphs. ;)
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Congratulations on prinz's 3000th post, appropriately enough to our OT Modern Marvels thread. 8)
All my March 1 predictions have come true, with the exception of PET still being parked right now at 2999.
And with that, my own milestone: I've been registered here eight years today. It's been an adventure. ;)
Editorial addendum: and now all predictions are complete -- though I'll throw in a new one for March, SamV's first M.
if you look back I've been coming to this place for a long time as well... first under the NMX account somewhere in 2004... before that as a lurker... damn
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Congratulations on prinz's 3000th post, appropriately enough to our OT Modern Marvels thread. 8)
All my March 1 predictions have come true, with the exception of PET still being parked right now at 2999.
And with that, my own milestone: I've been registered here eight years today. It's been an adventure. ;)
Editorial addendum: and now all predictions are complete -- though I'll throw in a new one for March, SamV's first M.
Okay, so I just made my 999th post in the Pasties thread, which means this is number 1000. ::)
Nothing really earth-shattering to post here about it though. In fact I haven't paid much attention to my post count for sometime so when I got my E cup ranking (RACKing? ???) I totalLEE missed it. :-\
But then my post count should be even higher as I have a tendency to go back in to my posts and add additional comments and thoughts to whatever I originalLEE wrote after I post it. Its a habit I got in to on other forums that I find hard to break even here. Of course the 24 hour cutoff timer keeps me from doing it even days or weeks afterwards, which I admit I've done elsewhere. :-[
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anti-e-penis-syndrome :D
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Congrats, Sam! They say you never forget your first. ;)
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And speaking of the first, just for the hell of it here's how I fantasize the scramble for it:
Nimrod slowly ascends to 1000 and beyond
geffo + 9 = 981
Rhiannon holds at 980
MrEff + 15 = 961
Mercerwatch + 31 = 960
Keisha Evans + 41 = 959
onion writer + 15 = 959
Maximus holds at 957
It won't happen, or if it does it will take ages. But I have hope.
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Thanks P :)
And Shara, if what you wrote was some joke at my expense - sorry to say darlin' - I don't get it. ???
It must be due to the age difference between us, little miss. :-\
Sam "admits he can be pretty thick headed at times, but some days his head is lead filled" V
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some people see their postcount as their e-penis. It's the same in various online games where a high kill-ratio or supergear are a freudian extension of the penis :P. Hence the term e-penis.
You use edits to keep your postcount lower, so anti-e-penis-syndrome :p
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Oh. ::)
Well then I suppose my re-editing posts is my attempt to get my e-penis to match ... ah, let's say some ... um, people knows what it is I'm getting at. :-\ :-[
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I like to think that Shar is suggesting that men who don't have to leap in everywhere and keep repeating their posts, who have the presence of mind to make use of a post they've already made, who are in short not simply inflating their post count purely for post count inflation's sake, possess a cool and a self-confidence which may be better indicative of how well-endowed they really are.
The whole thing reminds of of an old borderline-smutty car ad I once saw. Two women see some souped-up machine that's more race car than car and snicker that the owner must be overcompensating for something. Then they see a much more quietly impressive car and they're like, Dang. ;D
The only Forum contributor who I can think of who blatantly padded his post count and yet still may have been well-endowed was Sadistyk, but apart from that one exception I find this an interesting theory.
At least, that's my take on it. ;)
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I always figured AZWolf was compensating for something.
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;D
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in the wings......you know they're coming
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Speaking of Mr. Dustin Hoffman Avatar -- GO, LDW, GO! ;D
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;D
:D
-- Azwolf
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**found my mojo lol. tks
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Thank YOU, Mr. Hoffman. 8)
There's going to be a dearth of milestones for a while, but some boobhound stats --
Beshine's thread has just reached its 200th page.
Rachel Aldana's thread is now within 100,000 views of our biggest Denise Milani thread.
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Will Dr. Fashizzle hit his second M before May -- and will this involve any more great morphs? Stay tuned ... 8)
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Things are getting a little interesting once more -- not only may Dr. F be soon celebrating two big ones (appropriate, no? ;) ) but Djoser's 5th M may not be far behind ...
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Well I was told I just hit the 5th M. So here I am.
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Just DCCCLXXXIV away from my first M as of this post. ;D
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That's the spirit. ;)
I dare say ROUNDandHEAVY is going to "Bob" his way to his fifth M before the weekend. 8)
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Why wait? ;D
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:o ;D THANK YOU!
Currently I'm repeating "3dgonZonats" to myself as a mnemonic to keep track of 3deroticer, gonZo, and bignatslover -- not that contemplating 3-D gonzo nats is not rewarding in its own right. ;)
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Seeing Bob's post and based on Shara's earlier explanation of an e-penis I just had this awesome thought.
Wouldn't it be cool if the forum post counter effected female users on the BEA so it realLEE lived up to its name? ::) :o 8)
Sam "if only it was so..." V
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Why wait? ;D
awesome, AND AVATARIZED ;D!
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Why wait? ;D
Somebdy should e-mail PBD this amazing image and find out if she would like to get that big. :o :)
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so close!
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Wouldn't it be cool if the forum post counter effected female users on the BEA so it realLEE lived up to its name? ::) :o 8)
Yes. Yes it would. Where do I sign up? Hit me with the forum count beam and expect me to become a way more prolific poster!
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Somebdy should e-mail PBD this amazing image and find out if she would like to get that big. :o :)
thx!
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Yes. Yes it would. Where do I sign up? Hit me with the forum count beam and expect me to become a way more prolific poster!
So I take it for you, you would be well on your way to Pal's Omega cup rack ... err, ranking. ::)
But that bodes the question if one did reach that lofty post count, and it's called Omega, like in Alpha & Omega (the beginning & the end) as in the end, how huge would they be at "the end"? :-\
Or perhaps that should be, how huge would you want them to be at that point? ???
Sam "curious if at the end they might possibLEE be planetary size" V
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So I take it for you, you would be well on your way to Pal's Omega cup rack ... err, ranking. ::)
But that bodes the question if one did reach that lofty post count, and it's called Omega, like in Alpha & Omega (the beginning & the end) as in the end, how huge would they be at "the end"? :-\
Or perhaps that should be, how huge would you want them to be at that point? ???
Sam "curious if at the end they might possibLEE be planetary size" V
Remember back when Sadistyk used to post here and it felt like every thread had one if not more replies from him? That'd be me.
I think growing is a bit of a natural high for me. Knowing that I need a new cupsize just makes me want to get to the next one past that! If I found a surefire safe way to keep growing, I would just keep posting until I couldn't reach the keyboard from its boob-perch. :)
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Just a quick note to say that I'm diggin' RX's latest avatar. :P
(Speaking of Sadistyk -- 208 posts to go ... )
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I think growing is a bit of a natural high for me. Knowing that I need a new cupsize just makes me want to get to the next one past that! If I found a surefire safe way to keep growing, I would just keep posting until I couldn't reach the keyboard from its boob-perch. :)
Um....um..... <faints> :o
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I tell you boys, sometimes I doubt I'm real and I LIVE with myself on a daily basis. I really do just love BE and want to be massive!
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Note to self: M is for Massive. ;D
M can also be for Memorial Day, by which time 3deroticer may hit his seventh M (not too surprising) or gonZo may hit his fifth M (pleasantly surprising, he seems to have loosened up lately, wonder what he's **94**).
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While gonZo may be resting right now from the mighty task of admitting Wendy Fiore, let's get the binoculars out and be on the lookout for 3deroticer ... 8)
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Note to self: M is for Massive. ;D
M can also be for Memorial Day, by which time 3deroticer may hit his seventh M (not too surprising) or gonZo may hit his fifth M (pleasantly surprising, he seems to have loosened up lately, wonder what he's **94**).
GonZo has always struck me as more of a smoker, personally. Just saying.
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I'm not so sure, gonZ seems rather sensible and relaxed to me ...
In any event -- congratulations to gonZo and 3deroticer on their respective (and evidently simultaneous) M milestones! 8)
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Frak! I wasted my 5000th post moving something that got misposted in the wrong forum. ::)
(I'm a former smoker and a former smoker. I quit on January 11th, ten years ago. I still enjoy a couple of beers now and then.)
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My prediction is that pedonbio may reach his 14th M before next week commences. (Keeping an eye on bignatslover but not expecting much till July.)
And in my own overtaking of Sadistyk, less than 140 posts to go ...
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I wasted mine on Troll frak, hence the new sig!
such as life!
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My prediction is that pedonbio may reach his 14th M before next week commences. (Keeping an eye on bignatslover but not expecting much till July.)
And in my own overtaking of Sadistyk, less than 140 posts to go ...
I'm just taking it easy, moving as things go.
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I wasted mine on Troll frak, hence the new sig!
such as life!
well you shouldn't troll that much then :)
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I'm off to an early Father's Day get-together, so in case I miss anything -- happy 14th M, 'bio! ;)
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Huh, I didn't miss it.
As they say on The Post Count is Right: pedonbio -- COME ON DOWN! ;D
V to bio below: it's your prerogative, although I don't see Zook or Pal napping. I don't ever want to go above Z myself.
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Well, having achieved ZZZ-Cuphood, should I go to **82**? ::)
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While I'm still keeping an eye on bignatslover, Mercerwatch is now in a strong enough position to potentially reach his first M in a single day.
If he could do so while providing visual confirmation of his latest claim, that he has twice seen middle-aged black women even more boobiferous than Norma Stitz, that would be GREATLY appreciated. 8)
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I think growing is a bit of a natural high for me. Knowing that I need a new cupsize just makes me want to get to the next one past that! If I found a surefire safe way to keep growing, I would just keep posting until I couldn't reach the keyboard from its boob-perch. :)
I tell you boys, sometimes I doubt I'm real and I LIVE with myself on a daily basis. I really do just love BE and want to be massive!
Oh, man...how sexy are this woman's words (and thought processes)? :)
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Just a note to any newcomers to the thread, they may especially want to check out pages 67-70. ;)
I also owe a bit of an apology to Mercerwatch and onion_writer, as they've exceeded my expectations of them back on March 22.
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Congrats go out to Mercerwatch. 8) Ones to watch for: bignatslover and onion_writer.
In other news, the number of views of the Beshine thread has just passed 1234567. :o
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+1D
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I just realized I`m X-rated. :-X
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Congratulations on your D! (Hey, it's Shara, so why not?)
gOOber, I rather wish there was some way I could stay X-rated. A Why? cup is just too philosophical.
In the latest M news, the "what you read is what you get" melon-headed bignatslover may be hitting his third M any moment now -- or not.
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Predictions for August 2011:
bignatslover hits his 3rd M.
Zook hits his 19th M.
The "Thanks for the mammaries!" gag photos thread up in Gen Disc hits 300,000 views.
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Bumping this back up to higher visibility for a good fellow. ;)
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Predictions for August 2011:
bignatslover hits his 3rd M.
For my 3M'th post, I would like to say your crystal ball appears to be working better than ever, kind sir!
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Eh, not so much a crystal ball, just a suspicion that this place will continue to inspire you to blurt out a post on a fairly regular basis. ;)
In other news: my prediction of 300,000 for the gag photos thread could come true any day now.
v to Tenshi below: give me time, give me time ... ;)
Druul "prefers not to toot his own horn -- but to have his horn tooted by a hot girl ;D " Empire
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how about your own 11000?
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how about your own 11000?
Druul is an Old Man. He takes nothing for granted.
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i'm up for some horntooting ;)
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^here ya go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MasocIBqaE)
tax $$$'s at work? wtf?
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^here ya go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MasocIBqaE)
tax $$$'s at work? wtf?
Less than 4 percent of one cent of your tax dollar funds the entire NASA budget, as Prof. Neil deGrasse Tyson always says (http://download.publicradio.org/podcast/marketplace/tech_report/2011/07/11/110711_mtr_space_tyson_web20110711_64.mp3). So quit your bellyaching.
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Now, now, I'm a space fan myself, but LDW did find a new twist on the whole "horn" discussion, so I'm gonna cut him some slack here.
And besides, I can't help but notice that this commentary helps Zook to close in on his 19th M ... ;)
SPEAKING OF WHICH: early congratulations go out this week -- if not indeed this very Sunday -- as Zook hits that 19th M, thereby packing ever more "mega" into "Omega Cup." 8)
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Prof. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a wanna b.
if ya need the truth, the whole and nothing but, there's but 1 source and that is
Prof. Irwin Corey. nef sed. rest my case. c ya, have a nice day, adios muchacos
& later ;D
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My 19th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 150 days (03/19/11-08/16/11)...real life intervening more and more these days..." 007
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spamwhore I only just reached 100
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Now, now, no spamming accusations, even at yourself -- I'll always remember the outrage that Sadistyk, blessed be he wherever he's gotten to, flew into when that charge got flung at him.
Happy C!
Druul "so I bend the rules for the cute girls, so sue me" Empire
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oh I meant it cutely :)
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Pedonbio sed it bes in the over/ underrated.
Overrated: Post counts
Underrated: Post cereals
btw: grape nuts, 1 word? awesome.
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Preaching to the choir, LDW, just bought a box the other day. I like to add raisins. 8)
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What's going on, let's see, let's see -- the Best Gag Photos thread did indeed garner over 300,000 views ... and what else, what else ...
Oh yeah: this is my 11000th post. Figures that an idle would-be philosophizer like myself would wind up with the "Why?" Cup ... ::)
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^u dun good. dat simple. Bravo. btw I'm stockpiling posts as we speak.
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Noted, LDW, and thanks for that, because apart from your closing in, probably before October, on your 4th M, the news around here has gotten awfully dead ...
... so just for the hell of it I'm saying "Yahtzee!" for my 11,111th post. ;D
V to Breasts below: Now, now, he uses periods, just maybe not so many capitals, that's all.
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Noted, LDW, and thanks for that, because apart from your closing in, probably before October, on your 4th M, the news around here has gotten awfully dead ...
... so just for the hell of it I'm saying "Yahtzee!" for my 11,111th post. ;D
If you mean Mr Zero Punctuation then he's awesome lol.
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^change lanes.
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Congratulations! 8) Dang, you've been extra busy of late.
Really, this thread is stunningly slow these days. But maybe if I made four brilliant posts, so that Nimrod would be moved to respond to each of them ... ;)
In other news, we now have over 5000 VCR and Show Alerts topics ...
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^ tks. I'm off on the goodfoot.
As an aside thanks to the Mods for allowing me to continue my foolishness. ;D
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^ tks. I'm off on the goodfoot.
As an aside thanks to the Mods for allowing me to continue my foolishness. ;D
Yeah, they've decided to let me live, too.
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^me? I'm on thin ice. will always be in hot water. And that's cus of my behaviour. I called Huey Lewis. He said
i needed a new drug. I took his advice. Effexor 75mg. So far so good. I'm one forkup from bamination. Stay tuned.
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Mmm, but I'm inclined to say that a steady healthy concern over the possibility of bannination already puts you halfway towards avoiding bannination. In any event, bannination messes with post totals. Note that The Metal One got his wings clipped seven posts shy of his 5th M. I consider him the Icarus of this thread.
As we enter October, there is some upcoming reshuffling of the higher echelons. I see a Golden Empire, a Munch Goober, and a Sadistyk Shara. That is to say, I may rise past Munch to meet Goldeneye and Goober may rise past Sadistyk to meet Munch. Shara rising past sheber, that may take awhile, but we'll be sure to enjoy it. 8)
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i'm slow aren't I? :P
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Well, not with a katana you are. ;D
Druul "now if only there was some way to post via katana ... " Empire
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Well, not with a katana you are. ;D
Druul "now if only there was some way to post via katana ... " Empire
500,000 'slash'-posts won't do any good :D
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Yeah, they've decided to let me live, too.
Spoke too soon, Bio, evidently spoke too soon. :(
I'm going to do something a little unusual. Just goes to show I need to check the BANNED USERS thread regularly, because I got to thinking "What's up with pedonbio being away for over a week?" Turns out that accumulated violations got him bumped out for a while. But I figure that at the clip he's been posting lately, he would almost certainly have hit his 15th M and achieved this Forum's second Omega Cup by now. So as a bit of an "Obama Nobel" I'm going to congratulate him on his returning possibly as soon as tomorrow and earning that M, possibly sometime before Halloween.
In other news, gOOber joined me days ago in that tiny corps of members who have managed to post more than Sadistyk, and I have just now posted more than MunchWolf. Either achievement would have been unthinkable when I joined up here eight years ago. I think there's some applicable story about a tortoise and a hare, but I'm blanking out on it. ;)
As I noted down in the BOXCARS! thread, with any luck I'll settle down around 11400 posts and gOOber will soon overtake me, and I'll stay relatively high over in the Addventure, and so my Boxcars! status (literally 6 of one and 6 of the other) may resume. You never know.
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I thought I would use this post to say that I am now a O cup 5500 posts!
;D
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Seeing that you're Dee, I guess you get to make D announcements. ;)
And I always say "O ... !" whenever you have your October avatar up. :P
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Expanding on my predictions for Halloween: not only pedonbio becoming our second Omega Cup, but gOOber joining Munch and myself in Y Cup status.
Palomine will indeed reach his 18th M, but I see that more towards Veterans' Day.
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BOOwahhahAhahahahahAhah...
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Bio, thank you so much for that (oh, and by the way I'm SO scared ::) ) -- far from being shocked and surprised, I was wondering if you were going to even bother to make it, seeing how busy you've been lately on F@ceb00k and with this whole Occupy movement.
But first, my apologies to gOOber, who did indeed earn his 11th M way back on Thursday and has been continuing to cornucopiously inundate us with vintage nudity. Glad to see someone else on the way to posting even more than MunchWolf. ;)
So, congrats to Bio on his Omega Cup -- and yeah, I figured Pal would be coy and cool about this, so my Veteran's Day guess for him still holds.
Elsewhere in the M game it's kind of spotty. Solvegas and CarlTL are coming within range but probably have months to go yet. Bidding for the first M is odd: Nimrod and onion_writer are both so close, but Nimrod may have lots of RL to deal with, and onion_writer seems a tender soul. I find myself looking more to mcgarp or even Magiciano or Chelsea74 to take up that torch.
There are lessons to be learned from Q_BE and the Nameless Metal One, namely: advertising isn't product.
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Don't worry Druul, I'm coming along. ;) :)
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Pleased to hear it, sol.
Eh, what the hey -- congratulations to Pal on his 18th M. (Unlikely as all get out that he would post here to clinch the deal, but you never know.)
Coming up: gOOber's Yahtzee. ;D
Update: come and gone, gOOber's Yahtzee (11111) -- whoosh! :o
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Hoping against hope, I thought there might be cake.
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Good point, you've been having tea all this time ...
By the way, everyone, an auspicious visit -- I believe it's his third here. His first was early, to compliment a picture, and then he was lured down here in November 2008 (I forget the page, 40-something) to say he's all for Zookie or anyone else posting more than him (so it's all good, Zookie -- and bio and gOOber, if you're so inclined).
(Say, does anyone here have a cake emoticon lying around?)
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-Munch "I'm not dead yet" Wolf
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;D Never said you were, and the Forum is very thankful -- but nowadays, who might you be addressing? Me, or gOOber?
Druul "gOOber's been hot lately -- does that make him a roasted peanut?" Empire
PS: on the M watch I'm watching sol and Carl, which brings to mind two old Jewish guys. Curiously enough the fourth page of the most posts list now has four names beginning with M: the evidently retired Maximus, the currently infrequent MrEff, and the up-and-coming Magiciano and mcgarp. Fairly appropriate, since Magiciano and/or mcgarp may hit their first M before onion_writer or even Nimrod.
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;D Never said you were, and the Forum is very thankful -- but nowadays, who might you be addressing? Me, or gOOber?
Druul "gOOber's been hot lately -- does that make him a roasted peanut?" Empire
I`m leaving the country for a while and I wanted to make sure y`all had enough pectoral pulchritude to tide y`all over.
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I`m leaving the country for a while and I wanted to make sure y`all had enough pectoral pulchritude to tide y`all over.
Don't go away mad...
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Don't go away mad...
Two of the reasons I`m leaving is to gaze upon bare breasts roasting in the tropical sun. :-*
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Two of the reasons I`m leaving is to gaze upon bare breasts roasting in the tropical sun. :-*
Ah! You're heading to Barebreastlandia!
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Ah! You're heading to Barebreastlandia!
Otherwise known as the Riviera Maya. ;)
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Ah! You're heading to Barebreastlandia!
Or RickyJava's Titopia, off the coast of Mastasia. ;D
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Revised bet: that solvegas may actually hit his 7th M before December. :o
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Revised bet: that solvegas may actually hit his 7th M before December. :o
Yes, but I better work on it to make sure. :)
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Yay, gOOber's back, more pictures of boobies. ;D
Bold prediction for this week: solvegas hits his 7th M, perhaps even before Thanksgiving. 8)
This year may yet see a new 6th M, if not from CarlTL then perhaps for DJPFC. (And if he could post more of Chloe Vevrier, that could help his post count, just saying ... )
After months of nothing, the race to the first M has been rejuvenated by Magiciano and mcgarp. (Magiciano and McGarp -- huh, sounds like an old TV cop show.) Magiciano should be claiming his first M pretty soon, and mcgarp not that long after -- although I still really wish Nimrod and onion_writer, both stymied at the number 996 (!), could make a few posts, if only because I wouldn't mind hearing from them.
PS: say, Carl, maybe YOU have a Chloe Vevrier lying around ...
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Yay, gOOber's back, more pictures of boobies. ;D
Bold prediction for this week: solvegas hits his 7th M, perhaps even before Thanksgiving. 8)
This year may yet see a new 6th M, if not from CarlTL then perhaps for DJPFC. (And if he could post more of Chloe Vevrier, that could help his post count, just saying ... )
After months of nothing, the race to the first M has been rejuvenated by Magiciano and mcgarp. (Magiciano and McGarp -- huh, sounds like an old TV cop show.) Magiciano should be claiming his first M pretty soon, and mcgarp not that long after -- although I still really wish Nimrod and onion_writer, both stymied at the number 996 (!), could make a few posts, if only because I wouldn't mind hearing from them.
Sorry to post so slowly for you ;D
I lost a good post yesterday and the image associated with it because of a 404 error the to the forum server. Let this post make up for it at least for my post count...
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Bold prediction for this week: solvegas hits his 7th M, perhaps even before Thanksgiving. 8)
This is my 7,000 post. :) Didn't want to make a liar out of you ;). Did I win a brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather ? :o ;) ;D
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Where did THAT rumor come from? ??? ;D
'Minds me a little of the old Second City TV take on "Fantasy Island" -- "I know what YOUR fantasy is, boss, it's to tie women up in Corinthian leather!"
V to Bio below: well, I always assumed that "Corinthian leather" was primarily pure euphonic bullshit, but that it might at best mean "elaborately textured," much as the Corinthian column tends to be the most elaborately decorous.
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I saw the movie " Puss in Boots " Saturday and toward the end of the movie one of the townspeople in admiration tells another one how Puss in Boots wears a belt made with real Corinthian leather and I was the only one in that mostly very young crowd who laughed at the joke. I then realized how old those Ricardo Montalban commercials were. Obviously some of the people that made the movie realized some Baby Boomers would see the movie and get the joke. Christ, I'm only 55. I'm not old ( as I take another prescription drug ;) ;D ).
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I saw the movie " Puss in Boots " Saturday and toward the end of the movie one of the townspeople in admiration tells another one how Puss in Boots wears a belt made with real Corinthian leather and I was the only one in that mostly very young crowd who laughed at the joke. I then realized how old those Ricardo Montalban commercials were. Obviously some of the people that made the movie realized some Baby Boomers would see the movie and get the joke. Christ, I'm only 55. I'm not old ( as I take another prescription drug ;) ;D ).
I know the feeling. I always wondered how Corinth ever produced that much leather.
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So what was this "Corinthian leather"? To put it in context, fanciful names for interior upholstery was actually NOTHING new. Marketing consultants, it appears, made up the name. Look at any car brochures from the 50s and 60s and you'll see evidence of that. One of the most best-known was Pontiac's "Morrokide" vinyl upholstery, which of course was very, very cool. And I'm sure it continues to this day, albeit inspiring nothing like the ridicule Corinthian leather received.
But what set Corinthian leather apart was the advertising hyperbole, trying to plant in the minds of the customer that they were buying something special and exclusive. It was real leather but it was nothing special- mass produced at a factory, and not the best grade of automotive leather either. What was amazing is that Chrysler continued to use "Corinthian leather" to denote some of its optional leather interiors for many years after. And even today, companies use the term "Corinthian leather" for bible covers, among other things.
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Ricardo Montalban selling a Bible bound in rich Corinthian leather ... my mind is blown.
Appropriately enough, Magiciano, he of the perpetually shirt-busting September Carrino avatar, lavisher of hot images, has just hit his first M. Congratulations! ;D
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Not truly an M announcement, except fractionally at best, but this thread does occasionally honor non-M milestones: any day now -- indeed, any minute now -- gOOber may ascend above MunchWolf to become the Forum's sixth most prolific (recorded) poster. Although ... hey, wait a minute, gOOber used to be something like 400 posts behind me, and now he's less than 200. But as I indicated in my obscure little BOXCARS! thread, I'll be happy to switch with him and take back sixth place as he takes fifth. I like to imagine that gOOber figured out that he still has 10,000 images to share and wants to share them all over the next two years -- if anything like that is even remotely true, I will happily stay out of his way. 8)
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C'mon, CarlTL, bring it on home, how about your 6th M for Christmas! ;D (Addendum: and in good Carl form he just dedicated his 6000th post to wishing Shara a Merry Chirstmas.)
Also, while technically not M news, definitely a milestone. Shara may well be the first woman in BEA history to achieve a single digit rank in total posts, hitting the #9 spot as she rose above sheber. In the coming year we may see homevintner or MasterDragonfly or rtpoe rise beyond her and return her to #10, but for now she's riding high. I take this as more evidence of the power of three in her life, seeing that nine is three squared. ;)
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From my familiarity with raising children, her posting may drop off in the coming year...
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With just a few hours of BEA time to go before the new year, DJPFC has hit his 6th M. Congratulations! ;D
Daring predictions for the new year:
gOOber will keep inundating us with babes and jokes and regain his rightful rank as fifth most prolific poster.
mcgarp will achieve his first M.
A more sentimental hope:
Nimrod, onion-writer, Chelsea74, Pixeltiger and beachboy will likewise hit their first M.
And the joke of the day:
Beshine will finally have TWO BIG ONES -- that's right, two million views of her thread. ;D
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Right now gOOber, once 200 posts behind me, is 130 behind. Keep on inundating us, gOOb. ;)
Getting out the lawnchair and the lemonade (virtually speaking) -- Magic is about to hit his 5th M. Rarely has a man worked so hard to go so far. 8)
addendum: in fact, magic just now sailed past. Congratulations! ;D
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Right now gOOber, once 200 posts behind me, is 130 behind. Keep on inundating us, gOOb.
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Now THAT is a surefire crack-me-up pic, thanks, gOOb. ;D 8)
Daring prediction: Mac (that is to say, mcgarp) will earn his first M by month's end.
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Mcgarp just made it to his first 1K. Huuzzaaah !! Proceed to your regular life ... ;D
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i'm keepin low down there and not makin trouble, I jus might make to nex M
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Bold prediction for remainder of March: the pyramidal-minded Djoser reaches his 6th M. 8)
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Let me assure you, gentlemen, my mind is not pyramidal :P
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All right, so perhaps it's more accurate to say that your mind is on certain objects you WISH were pyramid-sized. In any event, congratulations. ;D
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Pyramid size...could be, but honestly I prefer spheres. Thanks anyways. :P
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(Sheesh, you mention that a man named himself after a famous pyramid builder and he decides to get picky ... ::) )
Bold prediction for April: T_Man (not to be confused with Tman) will earn his first M. What I find a little sad about this is that he does this while we continue to hear nothing from Nimrod or onion_writer, and I think we just don't hear enough from those guys, hopefully OW hasn't burned out on us. As ever, slow and steady wins the race. I'm guessing the next 1M will be chorizo -- unless, with any luck, it's Keisha. 8)
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As T_Man approaches 1000, about the only other topic of any immediate suspense for me is: how close will gOOber get to his 12th M by the end of this month -- or will he go all the way? Or will he hold out another five days, in deference to Cinco de Mayo? 8) And -- will pedonbio hit his next M even before that?
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Yeehaw! I finally did it! And it only took me eight and a half years! I better get back to morphing so I can hit 2M in 2021.
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And -- will pedonbio hit his next M even before that?
Mostly I just read other people's stuff, Druul.
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Mostly I just read other people's stuff, Druul.
Yes, you read other people's stuff -- and you reply or react or contribute your own stuff. ;D You may not "feel" your own statistics, but they're there for the record.
Meanwhile I daresay that gOOb may be mere days, if not hours, away from his Z cup. :o
addendum: now, now, gOOb, you don't get your ZZZ Cup till you hit 14000. ;D
further addendum: HURRAH! 8)
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Meanwhile I daresay that gOOb may be mere days, if not hours, away from his Z cup.
No need to wake me when it happens.
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congrats on your Z cup gOOb!
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... and to pedonbio on his 16th M.
Dark horse chorizo is approaching his first M. Perhaps he'll help us to celebrate with spicy sausage. 8)
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Shocking predictions for May:
Zookie gets his 20th M.
chorizo gets his first M.
General Discussion hits 25,000 topics. 8)
V to bio below: but will we pass 91,000, which would truly be an M? 8)
addendum: you know what, chorizo is so prolific right now that I'd better congratulate him this minute while he's still at 997 posts. :P ;D So -- Congratulations!
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My reckless prediction--We will pass 90,500 members.
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I am shooting for my next M before going on vacation in june/july wish me luck ;D.
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V to bio below: but will we pass 91,000, which would truly be an M? 8)
I do believe we will. ::)
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I may be hitting 6K before I go on vacation at this rate ;).
Agent "150 till 6K!" Dee
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Zook is now days -- if not mere hours :o -- away from getting what he has always wanted: TWO BIG ONES! Yes, that's right -- 20,000 posts, a 2 followed by four digits, a first in (well, okay, relatively recent) BEA Forum history. However, I predict that he and Palomine will continue at a strange parallel speed at not much more than 1300 posts apart. In other words, by the time Zook hits 21,400, Pal should be crossing this milestone as well.
Another milestone was crossed some time ago. Thanks to a fellow named chorizo, a first M, 1000 posts, is no longer enough to get you up off the fourth page of the most posts list -- indeed, not even 1025 is enough. The frustratingly reticent Nimrod seems to be sitting out his own 1000th post for something truly amazing (at least I hope), and onion_writer seems to have been decommissioned, although his spirit lives on. Meanwhile, I'd love to see Keisha rise to the third page -- just on principle. ;D
addendum: CONGRATULATIONS! ;D 8) Especially as I have only just now noticed that you have achieved Bra Buster status. :o
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My 20th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 283 days (08/16/11-05/25/12)...that's exactly 9 months and 9 days..." 007
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Congratulations.
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Congratulations Zook ! :)
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Hey, wait a minute -- is this a new size class? 15,000--19,999 is Omega Cup, while Bra Buster is 20,000 to ... infinity? ;D
V to bignats beow: true, and with any luck it will go on looking like at least two breasts for the next 99 posts. ;D
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Hey, wait a minute -- is this a new size class? 15,000--19,999 is Omega Cup, while Bra Buster is 20,000 to ... infinity? ;D
Zook is boldly going where no man has gone before. ;)
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Zook is now days -- if not mere hours :o -- away from getting what he has always wanted: TWO BIG ONES! Yes, that's right -- 20,000 posts, a 2 followed by four digits
It looks so cool Zook. It is like a 2 followed by four breasts.
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A deuce and two pair. ::)
Sam "or mayhap four of a kind" V :-\
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Feeling a little tired after the extra duty I pulled up in Politics -- think I'll pull a Munch and try to stay away for a couple of days. ;D ;)
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Feeling a little tired after the extra duty I pulled up in Politics -- think I'll pull a Munch and try to stay away for a couple of days. ;D ;)
:P
-Munch "sigh" Wolf
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I know this thread is for the total count of posts of those of us who participate on this forum but I can't find a thread for those of us who remain here the longest. For example, I just went over 90 days of being on this forum and realized that I have used the equivalent of three months in a activity which brings vicareous enjoyment but it's not the most productive way to use my time. Is there such a thread and if not should we start one ? ??? Is it just a waste of time ? ??? Does anyone care ? ??? Just throwing my $0.02 out. ;D
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Didn't there used to be a thread where someone calculated that very thing?
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I have used the equivalent of three months in a activity which brings vicareous enjoyment but it's not the most productive way to use my time.
Solvegas, I used to think the same thing; then I reconsidered and realized that all the other things I could think of either cost too much or were no fun at all. Being here is the best use of time.
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I know this thread is for the total count of posts of those of us who participate on this forum but I can't find a thread for those of us who remain here the longest. For example, I just went over 90 days of being on this forum and realized that I have used the equivalent of three months in a activity which brings vicareous enjoyment but it's not the most productive way to use my time. Is there such a thread and if not should we start one ? ??? Is it just a waste of time ? ??? Does anyone care ? ??? Just throwing my $0.02 out. ;D
If you think you can beat Chelsea74 then start one! :D
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http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9978325.0.html
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E3QUHUMe5I
A director named Costa-Gavras burst upon the scene (and so far as I can see never did as well since) with his movie Z, a political thriller which I highly recommend. Evidently the letter Z (zeta?) at one time was taken up as popular code for "He is alive."
Of course, a Z Cup also acknowledges that I first wrote "Dragon's Eggs," now a BustArtist story, under the alias Z. Cupp Chestnut, but I think "He is alive" will have to stand. This is my last M. Fortune willing, Goldeneye will make at least one more post and then maybe, maybe, I can ascend to 12800 while not cramping his style. Maybe. However, at the rate I post nowadays I may not even make 12500.
I'm hardly a soothsayer, but I've had a weird premonition that I'd start wrapping up in 2012 -- and I was right. May was when I hit upon my strongest writing concept ever. Last time I was hit this hard, I wrote over 800 pages from 1994 through 1996. I want that fire back.
I will go on having a horny imagination, so I may continue to chime in at the Addventure or CHYOO2 or wherever, just even less reliably. But I'm too bloody old -- Dostoevsky and Raymond Chandler are snot-nosed teenagers compared to me -- and this new project will make me or break me. We'll see.
Meanwhile I can hang a while longer -- and I think my first order of business will be to say Hey to Kithara. 8)
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Just a daring prediction that this will be the month Dee ogles, reminisces, GIF avatarizes and otherwise posts his way to his 6th M. :o 8)
(note example directly below) ;) ;D
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HA, almost there ;).
Agent "10 till 6K ;D!" Dee
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Well all, it took me almost 18 months since I hit 5K (and almost 8 months since I hit 5500), but I have always been a quality over quantity kind of guy (no jokes please). So, I am proud to post here that as of this POST, I am now 6000 posts and am now a P cup (again, no jokes please ;)). What a long strange trip it has been ;D.
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(WHO approves the thread? Can't quite make it out ... )
Never worry about the P cup, it's a phase many of us passed through (or into?), and according to Star Trek: The Next Generation when you hit 6500 posts you'll have all kinds of godlike powers, thought you'll want to make sure you're not too big a nuisance to everyone. Congratulations!
Now the question is: will it be this month or next month that luvdemwhoppers hits his 5th M -- or will Keisha Evans adorably steal her way to her first M first?
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^dk when, I go slow now, trying to "wash my sins away"
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...(well, okay, relatively recent) BEA Forum history...
The frustratingly reticent Nimrod seems to be sitting out his own 1000th post for something truly amazing (at least I hope)... ;D
Yes - my 1000th post on Kithara's Birthday as well as the BEA's 15th Anniversary.
all three are important milestones - essentially proving that all three are still alive. :D
humm, at this rate I'll hit 2M in the year 2027.
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Well, in that case -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KITHARA!
Not to mention -- Happy birthday, BEA!
Really? The BEA and Kithara have the same birthday? That reminds me a little of Apollo 11 and the Viking Mars lander each making touchdown on a July 20th ... 8)
by the way, this makes it official -- 1000 posts, or even 1046, won't get you up off the third page of the most posts list.
Here's hoping luvdemwhoppers can make it back and claim his next M -- or that Keisha Evans can come back, if only on general principle. ;D
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Now that he has scaled a height once reached by the Nameless Metal One, here's hoping that any day -- or hour -- now luvdemwhoppers can claim his 5th M. 8)
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i see VI, come Mr tally man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4)
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Ahh, that song was probably my favorite part of "Beetlejuice."
Sadly, I don't see much more M activity on the immediate horizon ... :(
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-- EXCEPT FOR KEISHA EVANS' FIRST M!
Well, I hope. She says she's busy. But her time has come. 8)
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gOOber may have set a record this morning, posting in 15 consecutive threads in the G.D. forum. 8) 8)
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gOOber may have set a record this morning, posting in 15 consecutive threads in the G.D. forum. 8) 8)
Goober has been very busy posting in the last 24 hours yet again, and I for one very much appreciate it!! It's quality posting, not just "Um, um... DAMN!" responses to a previous post (which is okay once in a while, but if that's pretty much ALL you post, frequently, it serves as a speed bump in here).
Thank you Goober. If I knew that was you down the bar, I'd certainly buy your drink.
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Goober has been very busy posting in the last 24 hours yet again, and I for one very much appreciate it!! It's quality posting, not just "Um, um... DAMN!" responses to a previous post (which is okay once in a while, but if that's pretty much ALL you post, frequently, it serves as a speed bump in here).
Thank you Goober. If I knew that was you down the bar, I'd certainly buy your drink.
I agree very much. gOOb and I try to follow geezer philosophy--If you want to post, make sure there's some substance. And when the substance is breast tissue, so much the better!
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Well, I reckon I put in a good day`s work. ;D Glad y`all enjoyed yerselves. I did. :-*
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Took some time to look back over my post rates these last years and there was a good upswing then it got choppy.
Anyway - gotta have a chart!
Yes, I charted my post count by year, you gonna' make something of it!... I hope you do.
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Dang, Nim, two charts in your past five posts -- one would think your love of numbers was a way of trying to impress my Melanie avatar character in the KC Strip. ;D
At last I can reactivate this thread, as it is about to go GONZO! Specifically, gonZo will soon hit his 6th M. 8)
to gonZ below: eh, the way I see it, we all perform our duties for the good of the Archive. ;D Besides, you've been relaxing and joshin' around a little more lately, admit it.
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In my opinion, another thousand 1-1-1 warnings is hardly cause for celebration. ;)
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Blam. 6000. :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Congratulations, gonZo! ;D
As ever, milestones -- if not true Ms -- tend to cluster. I have just passed the 40 day mark in the time I've been here (at least, since we last decided to start tallying). I'm nowhere near the top 10 list -- but so long as gOOber is always twenty days and 400 posts ahead of me, this is fine. 8)
Also, the Rachel Aldana thread has finally garnered more views than some old Denise Milani thread dating back to when she was simply a Sports by Brooks gal.
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Still no real news here -- Palomine may hit his 19th M but that may be about it -- but on the subject of milestones I notice that gOOber now ranks as fourth most prolific poster, leaving me in an eminently cool zone between MunchWolf and Goldeneye. 8)
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not worried about my post rate, rather my pulse rate
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not worried about my post rate, rather my pulse rate
I know that feeling, bro.
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same here ;D
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Actually, since I'm at least 96% done posting here, and I'm 51 and taking lisinopril to take the edge off blood pressure and I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, I feel very much in the same boat with you guys.
Evidently long before Pal ever hits his new M, gOOb will ascend to ZZ Cup status, leaving me alone down here in the Z Cup zone with Goldeneye. The man is flinging out images everywhere. It's win-win all around. 8)
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I'm hijacking my own thread to post a general notice that my computer is acting really wretched and that I may not make it back to this Archive for X days. There is therefore a very slight but not unreasonable possibility that I may miss a certain event, so in case I do -- congratulations to Pal on his 19th M. 8)
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Yes - my 1000th post on Kithara's Birthday as well as the BEA's 15th Anniversary.
Happy belated birthday, dear Kithara!
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I'm hijacking my own thread to post a general notice that my computer is acting really wretched and that I may not make it back to this Archive for X days. There is therefore a very slight but not unreasonable possibility that I may miss a certain event, so in case I do -- congratulations to Pal on his 19th M. 8)
Thru a psychic connection DruulEmpire has informed me that his computer is seriously below expectations, and he may not be with us again until early October. We are hoping for a rapid recovery.
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DruulEmpire sends most spectacular congratulations to our most honored mod Palomine upon his passing 19,000 posts.
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Looks like I'm back, thank you, Bio -- and yes, congrats to Pal. (luvdemwhoppers is sounding dubious, for reasons unclear to me -- wonder if he could hit 5555?)
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What the hey, out of dedication to what may be my most "signature" thread, I hereby dedicate my 12,345th post to the fact that Mad Dawg is now just two posts away from being directly beneath Keisha Evans :o , itself a noteworthy achievement, and also just five posts away from his first M. ;D 8)
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What the hey, out of dedication to what may be my most "signature" thread, I hereby dedicate my 12,345th post to the fact that Mad Dawg is now just two posts away from being directly beneath Keisha Evans :o , itself a noteworthy achievement, and also just five posts away from his first M. ;D 8)
Hmmm, I like it when people are directly underneath me! ;D ;D
Don't suffocate on my boobies!!!! Breathe......breathe!
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It's hard to breathe even without your boobs crushing me, Kei...your body is that good! :)
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Quiche! Figures I'd have to be out taking down the minutes of a monthly science fiction meeting when you stop by -- how the heck are your, girl!? ;D 8) And congrats on your first M! (Not an M-cup ... but who knows, given luck and time ... )
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It's hard to breathe even without your boobs crushing me, Kei...your body is that good! :)
Aww! So sweet!!!!
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Quiche! Figures I'd have to be out taking down the minutes of a monthly science fiction meeting when you stop by -- how the heck are your, girl!? ;D 8) And congrats on your first M! (Not an M-cup ... but who knows, given luck and time ... )
For Science Fiction, you are excused. :) I'm doing good, thank you. =) Just too busy, and not with fun stuff. But, that's life, eh? =P
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Heh, 1000 posts, go fig.
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Thanks and congrats, Dawg. 8)
With any luck, Bob -- ROUNDandHEAVY -- will inundate us with so many morphs that he'll hit his 6th M in no time ... ;)
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Just popping back in to note that after a dry spell of a few weeks we should be getting more M's fairly soon. Right now I think it may be coming down to two great contributors, gOOber going for his 14th and ROUNDandHEAVY (aka Bob) going for his 6th. 8)
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Just popping back in to note that after a dry spell of a few weeks we should be getting more M's fairly soon. Right now I think it may be coming down to two great contributors, gOOber going for his 14th and ROUNDandHEAVY (aka Bob) going for his 6th. 8)
gOOb has been doing a lot of heavy lifting, for an old geezer. :o
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gOOb has been doing a lot of heavy lifting, for an old geezer. :o
It keeps me in shape. ::)
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That's an inspiring photograph! Grandpa is lookin' good!
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Yup, gOOb just did it. Congratulations! 8) Staying in the 13000s was getting on my superstitious nerves.
The race is all up to Bio (pedonbio) and Bob (ROUNDandHEAVY) now ...
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I defer to gOOber, indeed an excellent member! 8)
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Just popping back in to note that after a dry spell of a few weeks we should be getting more M's fairly soon. Right now I think it may be coming down to two great contributors, gOOber going for his 14th and ROUNDandHEAVY (aka Bob) going for his 6th. 8)
Just 11 more!
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I have to say RaH that your avatar is most excellent. Any chance of getting in a much larger size?
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Thanksgiving-belated congrats on Bio's 17th M -- and rising suspense towards Bob's 6th. 8)
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I have to say RaH that your avatar is most excellent. Any chance of getting in a much larger size?
I stopped in here to say I unknowingLEE cracked the 1500 (1501) mark; but on seeing Z's post, I figured I'd answer it as 1502. ::)
From The Gene Splicer thread:
Dors Hendricks :o
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9979843.0;attach=277779;image) (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9979843.0;attach=277778;image)
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At last, some more activity.
Congrats to Zook as he swiftly closes in on his 21st M. ROUNDandHEAVY Bob continues to keep us in suspense (gearing up a year-end morph-a-thon, I dare hope?) right near 6M. As we await Bob, magic is to be congratulated for also steadily morphing his way to 6M.
I may as well throw in all kinds of other early congratulations as I round this out for the year. Congrats go out to MasterDragonfly on (hopefully) 8M of top-notch advice. Congrats on (eventually) achieving 2M go out to the efficiently named Breasts, as well as Magiciano, Liam, gabyybag and jayjay88. I even look forward to Chelsea74 reaching his first M.
And even though, because she hasn't posted in person lately, this may not occur until January: congratulations to Beshine of finally getting TWO BIG ONES. That's right -- two million views on her thread. 8)
Also: here's hoping that Zorro provides many more great morphs soon and thereby achieves his 5th M. 8)
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My 21st M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 200 days (05/25/11-12/11/12)...maybe I should have waited until tomorrow for 12/12/12..." 007
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Let it be said that on this date AgentDee became a Q cup and everything was all right in the world ;D
Agent "great, 500 to go till R cup :P" Dee
8)
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Let it be said that on this date AgentDee became a Q cup and everything was all right in the world ;D
Agent "great, 500 to go till R cup :P" Dee
8)
Good show Dee ! :)
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Well here it is. I made it to 6K. I just wish it had been under better circumstances.
Thanks to all my BEA pals.
Bob
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Bob, a lot of us have been where you've been, and even more of us love what you do. Hang tough, brother.
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A fascinating coincidence: it's not unreasonable to suppose that magic and Magiciano may reach milestones near-simultaneously, magic earning his 6th M, Magiciano his 2nd. If they did, that would be, well, magical. :o
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Chelsea74 is only 1 post away from hitting her first M (she is 999 posts to date) I told her about this thread maybe she will post for her 1000th post ;).
AD
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Dee, as one fellow Rosamund Pike fan to another, I thank you. I'd been aware of Chelsea74's rise but it was looking very gradual till now, so I too hope she makes it soon and can stop by. 8)
Addendum: well, do I ever feel properly chagrined. Those two magical fellows, magic and Magiciano, have long since surpassed their respective 6th and 2nd Ms. (Hey, I've been busy -- it's Christmas!) I take this as a sign of our site being touched by CHRISTMAS MAGIC. Congratulations to both, to magic and all his great morphs, and to Magiciano and all his great pictures! ;D 8)
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I made my 1000th Post yesterday,but
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! :D :D :D :D :D
Merry Christmas everyone! :) :) :)
Chelsea
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Merry Christmas everyone.
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Thank you both!
Suddenly we're approaching tdotter's first M, Liam's second and Zorro's 5th. :o
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Thank you both!
Suddenly we're approaching tdotter's first M, Liam's second and Zorro's 5th. :o
I just wanted to say how much I admire their work ethic.
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I just wanted to say how much I admire their work ethic.
Is THAT what we're doing here, gOOb?
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Is THAT what we're doing here, gOOb?
Everything else is just fun and games. ::)
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1000th post.
I wanted to post something clever but I thought there was nothing better than a picture of a thousand women in bikinis.
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Dang! I'll take your word that there are a thousand. ;)
Seeing that he may hit his first M before Monday :o, I figure I'd better congratulate salem -- and his many great pictorial contributions -- immediately. ;D
And speaking of great pictorial contributions, watch this space for Zorro's near-inevitable 5th M this month. 8)
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Fascinating clash of two legendary pictorial titans coming up -- Zorro is steadfastly morphing his way to his 5th M, but may get overtaken as gOOber rises to his 15th M to become our second Omega Cup. :o
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Yes, The gOOb has been on a real tear for a couple of months. Good work, Dude!
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Speaking of that tear -- red-faced belated congratulations to gOOb on that 15th M, and new Omega Cup! :o
People to watch for: sol (as in vegas), Zor (as in ro), and Breasts as in ... well ... breasts. ;D
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Speaking of that tear -- red-faced belated congratulations to gOOb on that 15th M, and new Omega Cup! :o
People to watch for: sol (as in vegas), Zor (as in ro), and Breasts as in ... well ... breasts. ;D
I have no doubt that Mr. gOOber will shortly overtake me, for which he is to be congratulated. I am sure that his South has risen many times...
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My endeavor.
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My profuse apologies to the great Zorro, who has ALREADY claimed his 5th M. :o The man's been on fire lately -- which of course works out very nicely for all the rest of us! ;D 8)
Coming up: keeping an eye on sol. (I'd say we should also keep an eye on Breasts, but around this place that does sound kind of redundant ... ) ::)
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With this post I'm officially at 8,000. So.... what do I get ? Perhaps a brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather ? Or a non explosive Ford Pinto ? A Chevy Vega that don't leak and burn oil ? A tankful of 105 octane Esso Extra ( put a Tiger in your tank ! ) ? $ 0.22 a gallon gasoline ? To be smothered with her boobs ( with Chris Helmare's permission, of course ) by Eliza ? To fly the world in the Boeing SST ? OK, OK, I'm being delusional so show some patience, please. ;D
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With this post I'm officially at 8,000. So.... what do I get ? Perhaps a brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather ? Or a non explosive Ford Pinto ? A Chevy Vega that don't leak and burn oil ? A tankful of 105 octane Esso Extra ( put a Tiger in your tank ! ) ? $ 0.22 a gallon gasoline ? To be smothered with her boobs ( with Chris Helmare's permission, of course ) by Eliza ? To fly the world in the Boeing SST ? OK, OK, I'm being delusional so show some patience, please. ;D
A half **92** can of grape ginger ale(A.K.A. The Sweet Nectar), some carpet samples I took from my neighbors garbage earlier tonight, and a book of coupons that came in the mail.
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With this post I'm officially at 8,000. So.... what do I get ? Perhaps a brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather ? Or a non explosive Ford Pinto ? A Chevy Vega that don't leak and burn oil ? A tankful of 105 octane Esso Extra ( put a Tiger in your tank ! ) ? $ 0.22 a gallon gasoline ? To be smothered with her boobs ( with Chris Helmare's permission, of course ) by Eliza ? To fly the world in the Boeing SST ? OK, OK, I'm being delusional so show some patience, please. ;D
Sol, would that I could, would that I could. 8)
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It's funny, but now that Nimrod has boosted his way onto the third page of the most posts list, about the only thing left that I care about anymore is that Keisha Evans will one day make 16 new posts. Of course, I'd be for that anyway ;D, but it would boost her above Tiggo. Somehow it doesn't sit right with me that she would remain underneath someone who's inactive.
Keisha might even agree. ;) 8)
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We have a dark horse. While I patiently await gOOber's 16th M, and the five posts necessary for Breasts to reach his second M, someone will get there ahead of Breasts, I warrrant, and perhaps even any day (if not any hour) now -- tdotter, our new (well, relatively new) master of beautiful images and dead-on IDs. 8)
PS: And might I add, I was not too surprised to see him give a shout out to Linnea Quigley, as she surely may have helped to inspire a portion of the artwork in his avatar. ;)
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Wow I didn't realise I was that close. :o
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My 2000th post! :o
Well I never :o
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Appropriately enough, Breasts now has two big ones -- two thousands of posts. Congrats! I've been enjoying your Tardis avatar for a long time. ;D
Now all we have to do is get out some popcorn and wait for tdotter to zoom by ...
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Thankyou! :D And always good to be appreciated by a fellow Whovian too. ;D
*opens his TARDIS doors and hands out some of tomorrows popcorn*
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8) This is all so linear... ::)
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Linear? Yup, 1000, 2000 ...
Breasts, thank you for popping, because as I expected tdotter whooshed right by.
And with that over, staggeringly little to look forward to -- I mean, I love gOOb's output, but he's already an Omega Cup. Dare I suggest this thread has fulfilled whatever "function" it had?
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01000010 01101001 01100111 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100001
01000011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111 00111111
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Well, this is the one: my 1000th post here at the BEArchive! ;D
Yes, the postcount seems to come up short...that's because I had another account here, whose postcount (337) I'm including, so that the total number of posts I've made does in fact add up to 1000. While I'd actually been lurking around since the late '90s, I joined in late August of 2001 (a whole different world, it seems) and still mainly lurked and only sporadically posted until the Great Forum Kerfluffle of 2009, when whatever happened, resulted in that account being rendered "Inactive". So I created this one a month or so afterward and have since been a relatively more active participant--nearly twice as many posts in the last 4 years as in the prior 8 years.
Anyway, it's nice to have a benchmark for the time I've had here, and a thread to describe that history, even if it isn't as illustrious or interesting as the other longstanding members.
Be seeing you... :D
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01000011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111 00111111
Well I've been hands on with the biggest in the world so I'd say 01101110011011110111000001100101 :)
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You're welcome Druul and you're quite right number3fac it is indeed good to have a thread like this. :)
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Congrats also go out to tdotter, number3fac, and gOOber's 16th M. I expect he'll be overtaking pedonbio before we know it (and I believe pedonbio shares my expectation) ...
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Congrats also go out to tdotter, number3fac, and gOOber's 16th M. I expect he'll be overtaking pedonbio before we know it (and I believe pedonbio shares my expectation) ...
I do indeed. I never get in the way of an old man in a hurry. :-\
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I do indeed. I never get in the way of an old man in a hurry. :-\
Get out of my way, whippersnappers.
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Get out of my way, whippersnappers.
He looks constipated therefore his grim face. Is he indicative of you goob ? ;) ;D
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Well I've been hands on with the biggest in the world so I'd say 01101110011011110111000001100101 :)
01001010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100001 00100000 00111011 01000100
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He looks constipated therefore his grim face. Is he indicative of you goob ? ;) ;D
My bowels are quite active,thank you very much.
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Yes, and I do hope your nose is starting to do better too, gOOb.
Bold prediction: sometime next week, salem, he of the guessable racks, will himself have two big ones -- 2 M's. 8)
to gOOb below: HURRAH! ;D
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Today is the first day in two weeks that I can taste food. NOM NOM NOM ;D
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As of this writing, salem, the man with the "super" avatar (and I do appreciate his model), can just post here if he wishes and boom, he gets two big ones -- two M's. 8)
Not much else to watch for, apart from pedonbio and Djoser -- though now Eliza D is becoming an interesting dark horse in the "race" (ha!) for 1000. That one got dull for a long while ...
PS: I thank ELiza for the picture below of a curvy upside-down M formed by her neckline and cleavage. At least it's an M when she looks down at it. 8)
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^Me? Me? :o
Shirley, I'm no where close enough to a M to be part of a race! (Sorry to call you Shirley)
(oh shit... I've got over XM, don't I! :P ...Is there anyone else close to a grand? Even a baby grand?)
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I foresee a day when the top four will be gOOber, pedonbio, The Zookie007, and Palomine, in that order top down. I'm not so concerned about relative ranking -- the point being, we'll have three Bra Busters.
Bio is even now swiftly approaching his 18th M. Now, you might think, Wow, he's only about 1500 behind Palomine -- but also notice that gOOber is only about 1800 behind Bio. And when I say "only 1800," I know whereof I speak -- gOOb is now something like 3400 ahead of me, and yet it seems like only yesterday he was running a few hundred behind me. The man's photo files are freakin' vast.
Anyhow, let us salute pedonbio as he turns 18, so to speak -- and Eliza, protest all you want, but you're closing in fast on that first M. In fact, the more you protest, the faster you close in. ;D 8)
V to Eliza below: yeah, I'm kind of surprised, I haven't heard a peep. Maybe PMs got sent out. Or maybe I'm just not important enough to worry about. ;D
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Yes, I long ago resigned myself to being passed by gOOb. He is a tiger, intent on causing The South to rise again!
For anyone following this as closely as you do, Druul, you should know that a few of us got a request from the mods (which we are abiding by) to limit our General Discussion forum postings.
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Yes, I long ago resigned myself to being passed by gOOb. He is a tiger, intent on causing The South to rise again!
My south has risen many times. ::)
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Well, I just want to pass Shara and Sherber so I can be a top ten poster. I'm already pretty high up there in time wasted ... uh .... consumed here. ;D
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and Eliza, protest all you want, but you're closing in fast on that first M. In fact, the more you protest, the faster you close in. ;D 8)
'Tis truth.
For anyone following this as closely as you do, Druul, you should know that a few of us got a request from the mods (which we are abiding by) to limit our General Discussion forum postings.
Really? Interesting. I know that they will publicly post a rebuke to someone if they post a lot of non-informational comments (so to speak), where a poster just posts to say something useless like "Need more of this" or "nice" over and over again, but you guys usually have something interesting to say or good pix to post that adds to the forum as a whole, so I'm somewhat surprised by that.
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Really? Interesting. I know that they will publicly post a rebuke to someone if they post a lot of non-informational comments (so to speak), where a poster just posts to say something useless like "Need more of this" or "nice" over and over again, but you guys usually have something interesting to say or good pix to post that adds to the forum as a whole, so I'm somewhat surprised by that.
It's not a big deal--Just a note to me, gOOber, and a few others asking that we limit ourselves to 15 posts a day in G.D. because it isn't good to have one poster fill up the first page or so of a forum.
Oh, and this was 18,001 for me.
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That sounds to me like that may have been a kind of blanket memo -- in other words, they probably had some particular post hogs in mind, but to keep it fair they made sure to apprise all major contributors.
In any event -- congratulations, Eliza! I'd better congratulate you right now, as you'll be earning that first M any hour now. More importantly, your ranking will be boosted to F Cup. ;D 8)
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^Thank you Druul! I just happened to notice that I was at 999 as I was about to call it quits for the night, so here I am posting #1000 on the M thread.
Cool. :)
(I guess it's appropriate that I'm now an "F Cup" on the BEA: that's what I used to be when I was at my heaviest a few years back. ;))
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^Thank you Druul! I just happened to notice that I was at 999 as I was about to call it quits for the night, so here I am posting #1000 on the M thread.
Cool. :)
(I guess it's appropriate that I'm now an "F Cup" on the BEA: that's what I used to be when I was at my heaviest a few years back. ;))
Well, technically you are an F Cup in this forum but to me you are already off the charts. :)
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Well, technically you are an F Cup in this forum but to me you are already off the charts. :)
Oh Solvegas, you are so sweet! Thank-you! :D :D :D
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Oh Solvegas, you are so sweet! Thank-you! :D :D :D
Just the facts ma'am, just the facts :) ( best Joe Friday voice ) .
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And as the flirtation continues ... ;)
I boldly predict that this week of April 21-27 will see two milestones. The Beshine thread should hit 10,000 replies (even if I have to contribute one of the final three!), and we may also see Djoser reach his seventh M. Will 10,000 replies net another Hi! from Beshine? We shall see.
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Forgot to post here last time, sorry
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You're doing fine, Djoser, and thank you for stopping by.
Coming up on luvdemwhoppers' 6th M. Seems like only yesterday, hundreds of posts ago, he was worrying Ah gee, not enough fresh material is getting posted worth responding to. I trust the crisis has passed. ;D
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hammer down 4 7 (http://www.youtube.com/v/zXq6fdOXdLg) thanks mods for all the 2nd chances.
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gOOber continues his relentless march to the #1 spot.
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Very true, bio (and unless I miss my guess, my replying to you kicks off this thread's 82nd page), though he's really not quite at any M milestone yet -- though I may make a note when he's all of 4000 posts ahead of myself. In the meantime, I watch Zook for his 22nd, rtpoe for his 8th, and DJFPC for his 7th.
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In "extracurricular" M news, I've become fascinated by the population "odometers" for the United States and the world found at the bottom of the www.census.gov main page. I wonder what we'll get first: a US population of 316 million, or a world population of 7.1 billion. Whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
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Well, I'm now a U Cup. :)
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I posted message 6666 today. It was beastly.
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I posted message 6666 today. It was beastly.
BUH-WA-HA-HA!!
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I posted message 6666 today. It was beastly.
The extra 6 was so that it was extra evil? :D
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Yeah, but it's an extra six thousand. ;D
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Hmm ... just imagine when gOOber or Zook hits 66666. ;D
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Hmm ... just imagine when gOOber or Zook hits 66666. ;D
pan (meaning "all") demonium (meaning "hell")
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Very true, bio (and unless I miss my guess, my replying to you kicks off this thread's 82nd page), though he's really not quite at any M milestone yet -- though I may make a note when he's all of 4000 posts ahead of myself. In the meantime, I watch Zook for his 22nd, rtpoe for his 8th, and DJFPC for his 7th.
In addition, I would be remiss in failing to note the meteoric dark horse rise of tdotter towards his 3rd M. :o
Druul "the Meteoric Dark Horse was Han Solo's first ship" Empire
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Kudos to tdotter ... aaand ...
Congratulations to rtpoe on his 8th M! MARS IS ASCENDANT! ;D
In rankings news, gOOber is over 4000 ahead of me and approaching his 17th. (Look out from below, bio.) Sol will soon be directly underneath Shara -- with her permission, presumably.
Currently keeping an eye out for Zook's 22nd and DJPFC's 7th (and more Rachel pics) ...
V to gOOb below: that's still pretty far away. We may hit 100,000 members before then, another M event.
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Sol will soon be directly underneath Shara -- with her permission, presumably.
With the height difference between us it can't be helped. ;) ;D Just hope she don't mind too much. ;D
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Has anyone noticed that the Breast Expansion Archive is easing toward a MILLION posts? :o
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Has anyone noticed that the Breast Expansion Archive is easing toward a MILLION posts? :o
We have a ways to go--917,000 posts. It hasn't been the same without AZWolf's " :) " posts. I'm sure he bored the NSA to death.
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We have a ways to go--917,000 posts. It hasn't been the same without AZWolf's " :) " posts. I'm sure he bored the NSA to death.
I alone could put it pretty close by the end of the year if I really tried. ;) ::)
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Well, with this post I have finally surpassed sheber in the top ten posters and I'm also one of the top ten of time on the forum. So .... where do I go to get my prize ? ??? By the way, people constantly tell me to go to hell and I never find the place so don't tell me to go there. I probably will just fuck it up, get lost and never find the place. ;D
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I alone could put it pretty close by the end of the year if I really tried. ;) ::)
If me and Goober post all of the funny pictures we have I'm sure we could do it. :D
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We may just be hours away from Goozoo hitting the 22nd and 17th M. Goozoo, incidentally, is how I think of Goober and Zookie now, as perhaps the ultimate "inheritors" of the most posts list. Curiously enough I think they could both count as Southerners, as I associate Zook with Nawlins. To my ear it suggests some Chinese dish, as in "Goozoo gai pan."
DJPFC will be a while yet, but he'll make up for it with purty pictures. ;D
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Goozoo, incidentally, is how I think of Goober and Zookie now
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bravo (http://www.youtube.com/v/1jUBbCgMWmE)
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Crush my petty efforts, gOOber! ::) :'( ::)
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My 22nd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 187 days (12/11/12-06/16/13)...of course on my 21st M, I mistyped the starting date (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,122224.msg10186309.html#msg10186309)...sigh" 007
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Well, with this little ole entry I surpass Shara and I only have about 2,000 to catch up to sadystic. ;) ;D
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We should not forget either that Palomine is not far off his 20,000th post.
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Been here at the forum 120 days. Four months in this forum since it reset in the last meltdown. Just thought it might be interesting. Nah, I know it ain't. Just putting something out there for the hell of it. ;D
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Been here at the forum 120 days. Four months in this forum since it reset in the last meltdown. Just thought it might be interesting. Nah, I know it ain't. Just putting something out there for the hell of it. ;D
You, me, gonZo, and a couple of folks who never say anything. When gonZo passed 120 days, I sent him a p.m. of congratulations. I believe he thought there was something more useful that we could have done with a third of a year of our lives...
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I`m sure I`ve been here over 100 days. The rest of my life I`ve pretty much wasted. :-[ ;)
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I`m sure I`ve been here over 100 days. The rest of my life I`ve pretty much wasted. :-[ ;)
That's pretty much how I see it, too.
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Well, with this little ole entry I surpass Shara and I only have about 2,000 to catch up to sadystic. ;) ;D
ya bastard :p
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ya bastard :p
Well, I'm sure that if you come back and post like you use to you'll easily surpass me. After all, it took me nearly two years of your inactivity for me to catch up to you.
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Congratulations go out to DJPFC on the eve of his 7th M. For a BEA man, some of his discoveries are both more memorable and significant than some of those items on the periodic table. ;D 8)
PS: not so much M news, as an approaching milestone -- I'm expecting Gen Disc's Pics That Make You Wanna Pop! thread to accumulate more views than the old Denise Milani thread pretty soon.
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And DJPFC sails on by ...
A personal note: my own time tally here has just passed 50 days.
I've ended my BEA subscription, though I'm not sure when the curtain falls. I've been told midnight -- but is that the midnight between Saturday the 13th and Sunday the 14th, or the one between Sunday the 14th and Monday the 15th? It's not clear to me. Curiously enough, this has happened just as salem has managed to get himself banned awhile because of the all-too-frequent BEA infraction of not limiting his images to women who are clearly 18 or older. This is a shame, because I would have liked to have been around to congratulate him on his 3rd M. salem is at "only" 2926 posts right now, but as I need to explain from time to time, rate of posting is as important as, if not often more important than, ranking. salem's official posting rate has been over 9 a day. If he can maintain that -- and take to heart the lesson of his ban -- he may well bury all you guys.
9 a day is crazy mad posting. It's rather like gOOber's recent rate of posting (obscured by his having had to take things easy for so long, so gOOber's official rate still averages out relatively low). Thankfully, salem makes this well worth everyone's while with his cornucopia of hot women. ;D He reminds me of the days of Sadistyk ten years ago. (Styk was a friend, and I prefer to concentrate on him rather than the guy with Metal in his name. AZWolf was simply a wannabe.)
To try to impress a 9 a day posting rate upon you inhabitants of the top most posts page (at the bottom of which is the dearly missed Catch, with his 3082 posts), I compare salem -- tongue in cheek, you understand -- to the dramatic debut of the weird giant sea creature in a truly loopy movie called Deep Rising. Here I'll try to include a link. Focus on the action mainly from 0:30 to 1:30 and remember, people -- salem is coming for you! 8)
www.youtube.com/v/WYHJ38mRm1c
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As I wrap up my Forum posting career right now, some prophecies by Nostradruulus:
There must come a day when the Pics that make you wanna pop !! thread garners more views than the old Sports by Brooks Denise Milani thread.
There must come a day when the Chelsea thread garners a million views, achieving "megathread" status.
There must come a day when this Archive officially has at least 100,000 members.
There must come a day -- pretty soon actually -- when pedonbio achieves his 19th M and thereby shares, however briefly, the first two digits of his post total with Palomine.
In fact, I find the mutual jockeying of the four top posters higher than myself interesting to watch. I suspect that someday it will all shake down into: gOOber #1, TheZookie007 #2, pedonbio #3, Palomine #4. I call this arrangement GooZoo PedPal, which sounds a bit like Cantonese -- or Thai? -- takeout.
I had to visit here, as this may be my most "signature" thread of all. I hope someone will keep track of this, as well as the Dow thread. (I suspect we will soon rise above 15551, thereby validating another of my predictions -- however, I continue to feel superstitious about reaching 16384 anytime soon.)
This is a good time to bow out. The list feels oddly stable now. There continues to be barely any race worth speaking of to achieve the first or second M.
As a final note, I do wish Keisha Evans could post a little more -- just on general principle. 8)
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Pedonbio just got his 19K post done. :) Since DruulEmpire ain't here no more :'( the rest of us are going to have to pick up the slack and celebrate that small minority who do most of the posts in this forum. Pedonbio, for your 19K accomplishment you have won .... a brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real corinthian leather ! :o ;) ;D
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Pedonbio just got his 19K post done. :) Since DruulEmpire ain't here no more :'( the rest of us are going to have to pick up the slack and celebrate that small minority who do most of the posts in this forum. Pedonbio, for your 19K accomplishment you have won .... a brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real corinthian leather ! :o ;) ;D
I am truly honored, sol, and I will bury my nose in that fine leather...
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Seems an appropriate place to make my 3000th post!
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As I wrap up my Forum posting career right now, some prophecies by Nostradruulus:
There must come a day when the Pics that make you wanna pop !! thread garners more views than the old Sports by Brooks Denise Milani thread.
There must come a day -- pretty soon actually -- when pedonbio achieves his 19th M and thereby shares, however briefly, the first two digits of his post total with Palomine.
And behold! So it came to pass!
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I am truly honored, sol, and I will bury my nose in that fine leather...
Could have been worse. You could have gone to Fantasy Island and Mr Roark could have forced you to stay the whole time with Tattoo ( The plane, the plane ! ). ;D
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Smiles everyone! Smiles!
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In less interesting M news, The 'Tank Tops' thread has become the 50th thread to reach 150,000 views. And 'Thanx for the mammaries! - Best Gag Photos of All Time' has become only the 12th thread in General Discussion to reach over 400,000 views.
In other M related news luvdemwhoppers is nearing his 7th M, Palomine is creeping towards a remarkable 20th M and solvegas continues his inexorible stride towards his 9th M. Last but not least, a little further down the pecking order there is pregnut, calmly approaching a 6th M.
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Zookie has passed 22222... ::)
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Zookie has passed 22222... ::)
I thought he was number one. ::)
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Zookie has passed 22222... ::)
Has passed a lot of 22222's ? That's a lot of shit. ;) ;D
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luvdemwhoppers closes in on his 7th M as tdotter reaches for his fourth. And the unquiet spirit of DruulEmpire wonders if there is an "icrosser" somewhere.
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On M related news today, the Penelope Black Diamond thread had it's 1000th reply today. A rare feat indeed.
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Congratulations to luvdemwhoppers in reaching 7000 posts!
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4000!
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Congratulations to the both of you. Now ... get back to work ! ;) ;D :)
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4000!
No, no, no tdotter, not like that, but like THIS!
Congratulations!
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I'll buy the house a round. belly up to the bar.
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And with this post I'm now at 9,000 posts. Last time I was promised a brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real corinthian leather and I'm still waiting. ??? So ... am I just going to get another raspberry ? ;) ;D
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Congrats Solvegas!
9000 posts, and the 9th most prolific poster and the BEA!
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8) :o 8)
gOOber is rapidly approaching his 18th M. At his recent rate, he will likely pass it tomorrow or Tuesday. If I had any ambition, I would step in and try to build up the margin between us. But I am a plodder, alas.
Plod, plod.
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Congratulations Goober on reaching 18,000 posts!
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Congratulations Goober on reaching 18,000 posts!
Robert Burns- "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,Or what's a heaven for?"
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Robert Burns- "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,Or what's a heaven for?"
Nice touch goob, a quote from one of my fellow countrymen!
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I cannot believe I am less than 100 posts from 7000, woah.
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Same here. ;D
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Same here. ;D
;)
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;D
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Just about got it, Exalted Plumbing Fixture!
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I see gonzo is nearing his 7000th post. Nearly there gonzo!
Not M related exactly, but Xenon has become the latest member of the BEA to currently have 'leet' posts or 1337 posts to be more precise. Once you get 1337 posts, the number of posts changes to the word 'leet'.
Believe it or Not... Believe it!
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Aaaaaaaand 7000.
<lights tiny sparkler, waves it feebly in the darkness>
<camera pulls back and up to reveal indifferent world>
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Aaaaaaaand 7000.
<lights tiny sparkler, waves it feebly in the darkness>
<camera pulls back and up to reveal indifferent world>
Don't feel bad Gonzo. I'm still waiting for my brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real corinthian leather. :(
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Congrats gonzo! 7000 posts.
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Two months after 3000, now 4000!
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Two months after 3000, now 4000!
The energy of youth, salem.
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We know that Pal is holding back, ever the gentleman, but 20K is inevitable...
EDIT:...who would have guessed that while I was typing that, Pal would pass 20K?
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I cannot believe I am less than 100 posts from 7000, woah.
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I'm hoping there is nothing amiss, AgentDee, but you are ever closer, yet not arriving at 7,000.
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:)
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Bravo!
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::) For the record, Agent Dee reached the poetic, symbolic level of 6969.
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::) For the record, Agent Dee reached the poetic, symbolic level of 6969.
Good to know somebody is keeping track of this. ::) ;D
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I was tempted to post on that lol when I got to that post #.
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It took me 15 days shy of a year to hit the 7K mark my 6500th post was December 17, 2012, so it is official, as of this post I am now a R cup yay!
Agent "7000th post for the win!" Dee
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Congratulations, Dee!
Magic also reached the 7,000 post mark the same day as you, which is ironic since he joined the same day you did.
And it looks as though Master Dragonfly may be the next to hit a milestone, 8,000 posts.
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well technically I have been registered here much longer and my count would have been higher if it was not reset to zero on June 5 2001 at 4:00 like magic was ;).
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For the record, I passed 20K sometime in the past few days. :-[
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...and, in the relentless march to greatness, gOOber is now a mere 7 posts from 19K, and I couldn't help but notice that he is currently logged on.
Sic transit gloria mundi!
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I guess being a dirty old man has its moments. ::)
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I guess being a dirty old man has its moments. ::)
Yes it does. In a moment you have to pee again, in a moment you forget what happened just five minutes ago, in a moment you reminisce and tell that young person the same story that bores him/her, in a moment ...... ::) ;) ;D
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And it looks as though Master Dragonfly may be the next to hit a milestone, 8,000 posts.
Or Liam getting to 3,000 maybe....
Congrats on 3,000 posts Liam. May the next 3,000 bring even more deliriously attractive women!
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My 23rd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 202 days (06/16/13-01/01/14)...glad I reached this milestone today since it will be easy to remember :D" 007
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Congrats, all!
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The inscrutable tdotter is closing in on 6K...
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:)
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:)
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I am grateful for Palomine's recent burst of posting, because I was getting dangerously close to exceeding his excellent number of posts, and that would damage my sense of humility.
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;D
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;D
Congratulations ! Just don't expect a gift from the BEA. I'm still waiting on my Chrysler Cordoba with real corinthian leather. :(
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PregNut is poised to reach 6,000 when he chooses, and MasterDragonfly continues his leisurely cruise toward 8,000.
I continue to maintain my 70-post lag behind Pal, and gOOb speeds toward us both.
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I am approaching some M number soon, as Druul Empire dropped I won't be reminded, so in case I forget I'd rather celebrate now lol
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I am approaching some M number soon, as Druul Empire dropped I won't be reminded, so in case I forget I'd rather celebrate now lol
Indeed, Sir, you have our most sincere congratulations!
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Thank you lol
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Or Liam getting to 3,000 maybe....
Congrats on 3,000 posts Liam. May the next 3,000 bring even more deliriously attractive women!
Liam has made it clear that he disapproves of this thread, so we ignore his posts.
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Live and let live, that's what I say! ;D
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Liam has made it clear that he disapproves of this thread, so we ignore his posts.
He was told there would be no math.
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Thank-you Statler and Waldorf.
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Djoser will reach 8,000 very soon... ::)
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He was told there would be no math.
Well Surely we aren't petty enough to restrict our congratulations to simply the few heralded 'chosen ones'? I thought I'd left all that cliquey stuff behind me when I left school!
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I thought I'd left all that cliquey stuff behind me when I left school!
Young people have bad traits?
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Upon this 8th (or 9th, depending on where you are) day of April, 2014, His gOOberness posted his 20,000th comment!
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;)
Don't you think after bra buster should come macromastia?
Just saying!
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solvegas moves ever closer to 10K; as of now he is 8 posts away.
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solvegas moves ever closer to 10K; as of now he is 8 posts away.
Haven't thought much about that .....
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And this is now my 10,000 post which means I'm now a member of an elite group who have perhaps more time than sense. As a new member of the five digit club I'm honored to be in the presence of such luminaries like Goober, Palomine, Gonzo, pedonbio, Munchwolf, etc, etc ( I forgot the names of the others :-[ ) who have come before and proved that there is no pervert like an old pervert ;D. I'm still waiting for that brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather that I was promised. :'(
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Hey, I'm now an X-( Cup )Man with 150 days ( five months ) on this forum. Not only did I waste my youth but it seems I'm now wasting my old .... er ..... mature age. ;) ;D
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And this is now my 10,000 post which means I'm now a member of an elite group who have perhaps more time than sense. As a new member of the five digit club I'm honored to be in the presence of such luminaries like Goober, Palomine, Gonzo, pedonbio, Munchwolf, etc, etc ( I forgot the names of the others :-[ ) who have come before and proved that there is no pervert like an old pervert ;D. I'm still waiting for that brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather that I was promised. :'(
Sorry, we'll get right on it!
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I doubt that he cares, but Zookie is closing in on 24K.
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My 24th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 169 days (01/01/14-06/18/14)...one sixty-nine...heh heh heh" 007
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My 24th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 169 days (01/01/14-06/18/14)...one sixty-nine...heh heh heh" 007
Well done Sir ! ( I think ;D ) Has anyone wondered what Sadystic's count would be by now if he hadn't left so long ago and kept at the furious rate he was going ? :o
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Salem closes in on 8K...
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Bazinga!
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Word!
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Word!
Homage!
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Congratulations to Palomine on reaching 21,000. :o
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Palomine the post king.
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Palomine the friendly post king monster.
FIXED. ;D
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I just noticed that I'm 5 posts away from 6000.
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;D
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OOOOOOPS!
I was going to wait for gOOber and hit 21K the same day!
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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OOOOOOPS!
I was going to wait for gOOber and hit 21K the same day!
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Thanks. I didn`t need the pressure. :-X
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Well, in his rush to pass me gOOber has now passd the 21K mark. Congrats, and gratitude, Dude!
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What? You mean it's NOT all about me???
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9000!
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Duly noted, salem.
I think the dragonfly has made it to 8K.
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Here's MM! -- Think Roman Numerals; not Marilyn Monroe.
(Ahh ... Marilyn .... sorry, I tuned out there for a moment. :-[)
So now I'm an "H Cup". ::)
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Maybe I'll let SaRenna know I'm catching up with her in cup size. :-\
In case you didn't hear the 34H size bras she use to wear; are now most often a 36HH size bra. ;)
I suppose it will take me another 1000 posts to get my "K Cup".
Given that once you get beyond the "AA - A - B - C - D" cups, bra cup sizing notation gets a little strange. Often double and triple lettered cups, like "DD" & "DDD" by say this bra company; are single letters like "E" & "F" for the same capacity cup at another bra company.
SaRenna's "HH" cups, may only equal my getting to a "K Cup", so I'll need to add 2000 posts to pull ahead of her.
Of course that's assuming her boobs aren't still growing. 8) :D
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I'm on this board for over 11 years now: 2003-06-28, 06:15:37
I only hit my 1000st post in the Martina Big thread: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9989143.msg10279260.html#msg10279260
This one is my 1001st post!!!!
Over the last year. I was posting much much more than before. Let's see how long I can keep up with it.
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I'm on this board for over 11 years now: 2003-06-28, 06:15:37
I only hit my 1000st post in the Martina Big thread: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9989143.msg10279260.html#msg10279260
This one is my 1001st post!!!!
Over the last year. I was posting much much more than before. Let's see how long I can keep up with it.
Guess you really did not interact much for a while. I've been on this board only about a month longer than you and I've got over 10,000 entries and compared to others I'm not particularly prolific. I had no idea you've been here 11+ years. Now, if you expect any prizes for going over a millennial mark, you will be disappointed. I'm still waiting for my brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthyan leather. :(
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:)
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Goodness! gOOber has moved into third place!
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
And Goldeneye is back among us!
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Goodness! gOOber has moved into third place!
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
And Goldeneye is back among us!
Stiff competition at The BEA.
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The plumbing fixture and meatcutter known as gonZo has passed 8000 posts.
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Holy shit. I blew right through it without noticing.
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I noticed that TheZookie007 is closing in on 25,000 posts.
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My 25th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 147 days (06/18/14-11/11/14)...a memorable milestone on Memorial Day" 007
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Without much further ado, Salem just blew past the 10,000 milestone in a quick and efficient manner. At this rate I guess he'll surpass me in two months or so. :)
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Thanks for the mention solvegas. Nice to reach 5 figures.
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Indeed. Congratulations, salem.
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You fellas have been busy in my absence.
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Without much further ado, Salem just blew past the 10,000 milestone in a quick and efficient manner. At this rate I guess he'll surpass me in two months or so. :)
Thanks for the mention solvegas. Nice to reach 5 figures.
Well, I was mistaken. Salem will pass me by and relegate me to the 10th spot before the New Year. :o I might surpass Sadystic in a few months myself and tdotter might surpass me then also. Munchy himself will be passed soon the way these two guys post stuff.
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OMG!!!!!!!!! I`VE PASSED PALOMINE!!!!!!!! I had no idea. :o
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OMG!!!!!!!!! I`VE PASSED PALOMINE!!!!!!!! I had no idea. :o
No need for alarm. ;) To put it in context, both you and I average less than 4.5 posts per day, and even post count chamion Zookie's only a bit over 5 per day. Big numbers (FWtheymightbeW, which isn't much IMO) come with ongoing participation over time, rather than a flood of personal activity.
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No need for alarm. ;) To put it in context, both you and I average less than 4.5 posts per day, and even post count chamion Zookie's only a bit over 5 per day. Big numbers (FWtheymightbeW, which isn't much IMO) come with ongoing participation over time, rather than a flood of personal activity.
Z man is unassailable. His abode is Mount Olympus or some large prominence(s). ;)
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tdotter is about to enter the 10K Club. 8)
(He's been chugging away at a bit over 9 posts/day.)
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tdotter is about to enter the 10K Club. 8)
Keep an eye on him. He is a rising star.
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Well, salem just surpassed me right before the New Year. Congratulations and at your pace you will soon surpass the original super poster, Sadystic, who was the first one to go past 10,000 and has not been heard around these parts in a long time. ???
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:)
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Congratulations tdotter but if you expect something great out of your endeavor you will be disappointed. I'm still waiting for my Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather. :( ??? ::) ;) ;D
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Thanks Solvegas. I'll keep posting as long as people keep enjoying what I post. ;D
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Well, in a couple of days salem will surpass Sadistyc as he is already leaving me in the dust. tdotter will probably catch me soon and kick me out of the top ten posters but .... they may never catch me in the time on site department since I have several years head start wasting my time here. ;) ;D
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A little late but salem has surpassed our first 10,000 poster, Sadistyc, and at the rate he is going he'll surpass Munchwolf soon enough. And by the way, he will reach 11k today or tomorrow.
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A little late but salem has surpassed our first 10,000 poster, Sadistyc, and at the rate he is going he'll surpass Munchwolf soon enough. And by the way, he will reach 11k today or tomorrow.
Today! ;D
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Today! ;D
Nothing like a subtle reminder to announce the news ..... ::) ;) ;D
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Guess I'll mention it since nobody else has but Goober and Palomine have surpassed 22k posts. Well done, gentlemen. :)
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Very well done indeed! 8)
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Well, with this post I'll tie sadistyk on the top ten posters on this forum. I now if sadistyk had stayed around he might have been the first to post 100,000 entries on this forum at the rate he was going. Anyways, on my way to 11k.
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Congratulations to Magiciano who has become the 54th poster to make 3,000 posts!
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Congratulations to Magiciano who has become the 54th poster to make 3,000 posts!
Well done to the gif master. :)
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I just noticed Salem has past Munchwolf in the post list.
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I just noticed Salem has past Munchwolf in the post list.
Thanks solvegas ;D
I'd like to point out that Robin_K is only five posts away from his first M ;D
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Congratulations to Zorro for passing 6,000 posts!
6000! ;D
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(standing ovation for Zorro)
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Congratulations to Zorro for passing 6,000 posts!
6000! ;D
Thanks Salem and Zookie!
I know I do not post a lot like some of you do, but the majority of my time is spent morphing and doing the final assembly on my AR-15.
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Most excellent!
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I've tried and tried to think of something significant for my 1000th post.
Then I thought, "The hell with it, I'll just post here."
(For extra credit, here's my second-favorite Hooters girl:)
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Nice one Robin_K, congrats. ;D
Here's to the next thousand.
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22K
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Just realized that our first 10,000 + poster, Sadistyk, is no longer on the top ten list having been replaced by tdotter. I've got a few more posts for 11K to go.
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Well, this is my 11K entry on this forum. :) I'm still waiting on my grand prize, a Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather. ??? :'(
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Yesterday Kopy Kat passed 2000 posts. Congrats.
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Marking my 12,000th post and elevation to Z cup with a little picture...
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Just noticed tdotter surpassed me and I'm back to 10th in the posting list.
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My 26th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 145 days (11/11/14-04/04/15)...got into a good rhythm now, I suppose" 007
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Good going Zook, that's some feat! :D
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7k on 4/15/2015
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7k on 4/15/2015
happy tax day ! ;) ;D
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At this point in the history of the BEA I want to again note the Great BEA Post Count Anomaly. As of today there is a difference of 9,312 posts between gOOber at 22,233 and the recently-departed DruulEmpire at 12,921 posts.
Since salem is speeding along and will likely soon pass both Goldeneye and DruulEmpire, that gap will soon start to shrink.
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At this point in the history of the BEA I want to again note the Great BEA Post Count Anomaly. As of today there is a difference of 9,312 posts between gOOber at 22,233 and the recently-departed DruulEmpire at 12,921 posts.
Since salem is speeding along and will likely soon pass both Goldeneye and DruulEmpire, that gap will soon start to shrink.
Although I would point out that I am a whippersnapper, and the top 5 have more than earned their place there! I don't see me 'catching up' per se, but to have a smaller gap between 5 and 6 would be good. I post this having not long 'snuck' past Goldeneye into 6th place. I think my position in the all-time top 10 may be assured, but top five may be out of my reach, and rightfully so!
I should point out too, that tdotter will not be far behind me as I (eventually) pass DruulEmpire...
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Whippersnappers are always welcome, salem, and you are an unusually productive member. I occasionally look at the various numeric groupings here because this site has, for reasons discussed, lasted considerably longer than other porn sites. I suspect it has something to do with Mr. Fibonacci.
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The maximum gap was 9335 for a few hours, but salem is now marching relentlessly on. :o
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And to illustrate...
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And to illustrate...
Indeed! Relentlessness personified!
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Indeed! Relentlessness personified!
I just hope I don't annoy the hell out of people, although I am aware that I probably get up a few people's noses, which is inevitable I suppose on a board with such a large and varied membership!
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I just hope I don't annoy the hell out of people, although I am aware that I probably get up a few people's noses, which is inevitable I suppose on a board with such a large and varied membership!
You are like Sherman marching through Georgia on this forum, just relentless. Non destructively, of course. ;D
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You are like Sherman marching through Georgia on this forum, just relentless. Non destructively, of course. ;D
Why thank you, kind sir!
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Congrats to Hiram, the latest BEA member to cruise past 4000 posts!
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:)
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Yay my 7500th post good bye R cup, hello S cup ;D.
AD
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congrats
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I just hope I don't annoy the hell out of people, although I am aware that I probably get up a few people's noses, which is inevitable I suppose on a board with such a large and varied membership!
If you did, there would be a rule against is, and there isn't. :D
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:P
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BobHHH is made possible by a grant from BExxon and from viewers like you.
I would like to also thank Photoshop since I can't draw for shit.
I'd like to thank my exwife, who I had crazy titfucking sex with the other night :P
And finally, I would like to thank boobs for being so fucking awesome.
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;D
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Congrats on 14K! 8)
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;D
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;D
Well, that's as subtle as a punch on the mouth. ;) ;D
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Well, that's as subtle as a punch on the mouth. ;) ;D
Well, it's been quite sometime since someone reached 15,000 posts, so I felt a bold statement was in order!
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Congrats
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Congrats
Much obliged! ;D
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My 27th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 184 days (04/04/15-10/04/15)...jeez, I'm slowing down in my old age" 007
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Congrats Mr. Zookie! And this is my 2,000th !!!!
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:)
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;D
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And with this post I have reached 12,000 posts which means I only need 15,213 to catch up to Zookie 007. Whoo hooo ! ::) ;D
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9,000!
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9,000!
Congrats on your achievement. Thanks on giving me a avatar. After 12+ years, I have one. :)
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'Bout fucking time. 8)
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he's been busy posting
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Heh, apparently so. ;)
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:)
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Welcome to the 14,000 club! :)
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:)
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:)
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Welcome, salem :D
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Salem reminds me of Sadystic when he was a posting at a furious rate back in the day. Better look behind you Zookie, he's gonna run you down! ;)
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Salem reminds me of Sadystic when he was a posting at a furious rate back in the day. Better look behind you Zookie, he's gonna run you down! ;)
I doubt I'll ever catch Zookie, and if I did, I wouldn't have the heart to overtake! :)
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Congratulations to lucaxyz2 latest member of the 'M' club!
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Well done to bignatslover the latest member of the 4,000 club!
bignatslover is the 40th most prolific poster on the BEA.
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And a big welcome to Pendejo, who becomes the 160th poster to accumulate 1000 posts and join the coveted M club.
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:)
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Nice way to mark your 19th M, salem! Who is she?
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Rachel Williams. :)
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Our most prolific post, Zookie, is appraoching the 28,000 milestone. Putting him almost 4000 ahead of second place, Palomine.
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My 28th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 302 days (10/04/15-07/31/16)...time to stop being such a slacker" 007
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My 28th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 302 days (10/04/15-07/31/16)...time to stop being such a slacker" 007
Yes, Zookie. You are letting the side down! ;D
Congrats on 28M.
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Congrats, Zookie!
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Congrats Zookie, I'm only as of now 15,223 posts behind you. ;D
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You can do it!
montage of Zookie training solvegas in posting techniques, running up a mountainside in the snow, etc.
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Not an 'M' notification, as such, but simply pointing out that solvegas has now become the 7th most prolific poster on the board, overtaking DruulEmpire's impressive postage of 12919 posts.
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Not an 'M' notification, as such, but simply pointing out that solvegas has now become the 7th most prolific poster on the board, overtaking DruulEmpire's impressive postage of 12919 posts.
Compared to you I'm just a slacker. ;) ;D
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Not an 'M' notification, as such, but simply pointing out that solvegas has now become the 7th most prolific poster on the board, overtaking DruulEmpire's impressive postage of 12919 posts.
Compared to you I'm just a slacker. ;) ;D
I probably just have waaaaaaay too much time on my hands! ;D
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I have a lot of time on my hands. Also, because I am always on the Hitomi Tanaka, Rachel Aldana and Leanne Crow threads, I have a lot of lotion on them too.
-- TheZookie "at least, I think it's lotion...the tube it comes out of is surprisingly flesh-colored" 007
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I have a lot of time on my hands. Also, because I am always on the Hitomi Tanaka, Rachel Aldana and Leanne Crow threads, I have a lot of lotion on them too.
-- TheZookie "at least, I think it's lotion...the tube it comes out of is surprisingly flesh-colored" 007
LOL ! ;D
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And with this post I'm now at 13K. Woohoo !! I'm still waiting on my brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather that Ricardo Montalban brags about in those commercials he does. I really thought I would get it when I passed 10K but I'm still waiting. ??? ;) ;D ::)
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Maybe it's a Fiat Cordoba by now...
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Maybe it's a Fiat Cordoba by now...
Just what the world needs. A 1970's American coupe with Italian quality. After all, FIAT is Italian for Fix It Again Tony. ;) ;D
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Many congratulations pn your 13th M, solvegas.
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My congrats on your 13th M too, solvegas! Let's hope it brings good luck instead of bad! :)
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My congrats on your 13th M too, solvegas! Let's hope it brings good luck instead of bad! :)
I didn't even think of that until I read this. :o :(
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Well, Magic reached 9K today. Congratulations to a morpher extraordinaire. :)
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It's nice to see one of the long time morphers still around and productive. Congrats, Magic, and here's to many more tricks in the future! :)
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My 20th M!
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My 20th M!
Congratulations ! :) You are the 5th person to reach 20,000 or so. Only one of the other four above you is still posting much and at the rate you are going you'll only be topped by Zookie 007.
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Congrats, Salem. Now that goober's retired, I guess you've picked up his title of 'pic-o-matic'. ;) :D
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He retired?
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He retired?
Well, I assumed so. His last post was back in April. But, when I looked at his profile, it said he was active here today, so I guess (hopefully) I'm mistaken.
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He retired?
Well, I assumed so. His last post was back in April. But, when I looked at his profile, it said he was active here today, so I guess (hopefully) I'm mistaken.
Goober is watching over all of us and as long we stay on the straight and narrow path of breast nirvana, he will be at peace. Or some shit like that. ;D
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Congratulations on your 21K entry. You are now only 7K+ behind Zookie007. ;D
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Congratulations on your 21K entry. You are now only 7K+ behind Zookie007. ;D
Thank you, solvegas.
On a small side note. The Leanne Crow thread has just reached 3000 replies!
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Not member related but instead, thread related.
The 24 H New Busty Girl every Day got its 1000th reply today. I have posted 509 times in that thread but I did once post the same girl twice. :(
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Not member related but instead, thread related.
The 24 H New Busty Girl every Day got its 1000th reply today. I have posted 509 times in that thread but I did once post the same girl twice. :(
She must have been the Leap Day girl or something ;)
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Congratulations to luvdemwhoppers for breaching the 8,000 barrier! :)
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Well, with this post I'll have 14,000 posts or 14K if you wish. Surely this time a landmark such as this will be rewarded and I'll finally get that brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather seats like Ricardo Montalban used to advertise. Most likely I'll be bitterly disappointed, again. :'( The travails of life .... :( ::) ;) ;D
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Well, with this post I'll have 14,000 posts or 14K if you wish. Surely this time a landmark such as this will be rewarded and I'll finally get that brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather seats like Ricardo Montalban used to advertise. Most likely I'll be bitterly disappointed, again. :'( The travails of life .... :( ::) ;) ;D
Congrats on 14K! Unfortunatley the Chrysler Cordoba is only available to those who have posted 140,000 times. 14,000 gets you a voucher for a packet of Mike & Ike and a Three Musketeers bar.
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Aw shit, were we supposed to be holding that Cordoba for you? It had been out in the sun for like 17 years or something, and the fine Corinthian leather wasn't looking too fine anymore, if you know what I mean. Also there was a problem with the paint, in that most of it was no longer attached to the car.
So uh, sorry to say, we pushed it into a lake.
It sank real nice, though... nosed up all majestic like the Titanic right before it went under. You shoulda seen it.
But congratulations anyway!
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Aw shit, were we supposed to be holding that Cordoba for you? It had been out in the sun for like 17 years or something, and the fine Corinthian leather wasn't looking too fine anymore, if you know what I mean. Also there was a problem with the paint, in that most of it was no longer attached to the car.
So uh, sorry to say, we pushed it into a lake.
It sank real nice, though... nosed up all majestic like the Titanic right before it went under. You shoulda seen it.
But congratulations anyway!
Well, that figures .... par for the course. :(
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Congrats on the 23K salem (and sorry about the loss of your Cordova sol...better luck next time?)
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Congrats on the 23K salem (and sorry about the loss of your Cordova sol...better luck next time?)
Well, with the crew around here I'm lucky they won't give me a Ford Pinto with an exploding tank for a prize. :( ::) ;) ;D
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Congrats on 23 K, Salem son of Kal -El. ;) ;D It only took you slightly longer than two months to post 1000 posts. It takes me about 13 months to do the same on average and soon you'll surpass Pedonbio on the posting list. :)
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tdotter just recently blew past 15,000 and it seems nobody else will say anything so I will, Congrats tdotter ! :) Nope, don't expect a prize, they are too cheap around here. ;) ;D
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Yes, congratulations 0n 15K tdotter, good to have you back and posting up a storm once more!
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My 29th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 293 days (07/31/16-05/21/17)…speeding it up a little but still far from super-fast" 007
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Congrats on your landmark. Of course, there ain't no prize. ::) ;) ;D
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My 29th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 293 days (07/31/16-05/21/17)…speeding it up a little but still far from super-fast" 007
Nicely done!
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Many congratulations to pilotblaze for reaching his second M! The 82nd member to do so.
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Congrats, pilotblaze! And thank you guys and gals for welcoming me to my latest milestone. Along the way I was able to achieve something I hadn't been able to do before: have every post on the front page of the General part of the Forum, except for the pinned ones, be by me. I know I have the screenshot of it somewheres....
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Congratulations to BElover who becomes the latest member of the 1000 club.
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Congrats on your first M, BElover!
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Congratulations to Shadowmuse Blown who is the latest member of the 1000 club.
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Congrats, Shadowmuse!
Also, with this post, I once again have the entire first page of non-pinned threads on the Off-Topic part of the Forum...yay, me! :)
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hahaha! Congrats on your 24th M, salem!
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Thanks Zookie! :)
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Well Salem, you are only 5,000+ posts behind Zookie. ;) ;D Congrats ! :)
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And I just realized that while my status is L cup, salem's is Kal-El cup...you win! :D
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And I just realized that while my status is L cup, salem's is Kal-El cup...you win! :D
Ah but Zookie, you are the posting guru, to overtake you would be blasphemy! :)
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What you lack in post quantity, you more than make up for in post quality!
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16,000!
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16,000!
Congrats, I just noticed while perusing the General Discussion section. :)
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My 30th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 142 days (05/21/17-10/10/17)…gonna try and get that down to 100 days next time...Faster Faster Posting-Cat!" 007
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My 30th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 142 days (05/21/17-10/10/17)
gonna try and get that down to 100 days next time...Faster Faster Posting-Cat!" 007
Congratulations. You obviously have waaaay too much time on your hands to waste. ;) ;D Just kidding, just kidding. ;D
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Congratulations Zookie! 8)
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Thankyewvurrymuch. Onward to 40,000! :D
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2 5 , :) ;) :D
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2 5 , :) ;) :D
Congratulations Salem, you only need 5,000 posts to catch up Zookie 007. ;) ;D
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*ahem*
AD
8)
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Ah, AgentDee & salem...you guys have much much better round numbers than I do.
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*ahem*
AD
8)
Excellent model choice to announce a landmark of accomplishment. :)
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Congratulations to Spinster, on reaching his first M!
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Congrats, Spinster!
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15,000 posts and with this entry I'm only 15,400 posts behind the leader. Yay me. ::)
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Look on the bright side, you're more than halfway there!
Congrats on the 15K, sol ;)
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27,000!
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27,000!
Congratulations salem, you are only 3,013 posts behind Zookie007. ;) ;D
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Thanks solvegas, but i'm not that close to Zookie, i'm actually a shade under 4000 behind. Zookie is nearing 31,000.
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Congratulations, salem! Looking forward to your next 1000 posts because of the images you use to commemorate the round numbers :0)
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Thank you Zookie, looking forward to you blazing a trail to 31,000!
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My 31st M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 165 days (10/10/17-03/24/18)…Spring has sprung and so must my post count" 007
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My 31st M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 165 days (10/10/17-03/24/18)…Spring has sprung and so must my post count" 007
Congrats Zook. Now, get back to work! :D ;)
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Congratulations Zookie. 8)
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Thanks salem and sol...nose firmly back to the grindstone...
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Congrats :)
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Congrats :)
Many thanks.
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Nice :) Congrats, salem!
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And with this entry I am now at 16K posts. Woohoo ! ;D
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Congrats Salem on your landmark. You are now only 2705 posts behind Zookie007 ;) ;D
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Congrats Salem on your landmark. You are now only 2705 posts behind Zookie007 ;) ;D
I really have been slacking off... ;)
Congrats, salem!
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This is probably not the proper place to put this but I can't find a thread which it might fit either because there isn't one or I'm not using the right terminology but with this post I will ascend over tdotter and be number six poster on the BEA. I only have 6,710 more entries to catch up to Pedonbio who has not been active for about 2 years, 9 months. :) ;D
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This is probably not the proper place to put this but I can't find a thread which it might fit either because there isn't one or I'm not using the right terminology but with this post I will ascend over tdotter and be number six poster on the BEA. I only have 6,710 more entries to catch up to Pedonbio who has not been active for about 2 years, 9 months. :) ;D
It's as good a place as any.
Plus, it's where I would put it! :)
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We have too many posters who have gone AWOL...pedonbio, Palomine, Goldeneye, Heres_Buffie, MunchWolf, HamsterGal, DruulEmpire, sheber... I know real life often intervenes, but I miss them all :(
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^ Yea, so do I. :(
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^ Yea, so do I. :(
I wonder what they are all up to now.
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^ Hopefully a good life. :)
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Enjoying their BEA-tirement...
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...with access to huge and ever-growing boobies!
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Spinster has surpassed the 4,000 post entry yesterday but I guess nobody else noticed so I'm saying Congratulations to you Spinster on your accomplishment. :) Nope, there ain't no prize. :(
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Want to point out that Hiram has 5,000 posts now in the good ol' BEA. :)
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Spinster and Hiram, congrats on reaching your M milestones!
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Spinster and Hiram, congrats on reaching your M milestones!
Wow, I'd not really realised I got that close.
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Well done Hiram, or should I say MMMMM.... :)
On a slightly out-of-the-box note, Karla James' thread has reached 1000 replies. :D
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Well done Hiram, or should I say MMMMM.... :)
Cheers mate - this site I one of first sites I visit every morning; and I've done that for many years now.
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The Rachel Aldana thread has just reached 5000 replies!
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The Rachel Aldana thread has just reached 5000 replies!
...which is just under the number of times her photos have caused me to pop over the past month...
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My 32nd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 235 days (03/24/18-11/14/18)…deep into fall and winter is coming" 007
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Congratulations Zookie!
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My 32nd M.
Awesome...
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Congratulations Zook but remember, Salem is now only 2015 posts behind you and at present rates will overtake you within 12 - 18 months. ;)
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Congratulations Zook but remember, Salem is now only 2015 posts behind you and at present rates will overtake you within 12 - 18 months. ;)
Such a slacker... :D
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I won't see another one.
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I won't see another one.
Congratulations Liam!
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The Leanne Crow thread has just reached 4000 replies!
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The Leanne Crow thread has just reached 4000 replies!
...which is just under the number of times her photos, and so on... :D
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Congrats Salem. :)
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Congrats, salem! :)
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Thanks guys. :)
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Just went over 17000 posts which means I'm only 15328 post behind Zookie 007. ::) ;D
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Congrats, solvegas...You'll get there eventually...don't give up! :D
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Yes, it will only take about …. 546 years to catch up. ::) ;D
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More like 545 years, 11 months and three weeks...but who's counting? ;)
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^ Obviously you are. ;) ;D
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I'd like to celebrate more than your 31K with her, salem ;)
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Congratulations Salem, as of now, you are only 1555 posts behind Zookie007. ;) ;D
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I'd like to celebrate more than your 31K with her, salem ;)
Me too!Congratulations Salem, as of now, you are only 1555 posts behind Zookie007. ;) ;D
thanks sol!
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Congratulations Salem, as of now, you are only 1555 posts behind Zookie007. ;) ;D
Ah, too close for comfort! I gotta stop slacking! :)
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Without much Fanfare, Shadowmuse has surpassed 5,000 posts. Congratulations but there is still no prize. :P
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I am slowly closeing in on 3000
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He himself has not mentioned it but BElover has recently surpassed 2,000 posts. :)
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Congratulations to all on their recent M-ilestones!
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Just mentioning that Bombayduk has 1,001 posts as of this time so he becomes our newest M member. :) Almost all of his posts are in the Beshine thread. We also have to keep an eye out for one of the best morphers here in the ol' BEA, Magic, who should soon surpass 10,000 posts which is amazing if you think about it since almost all of his posts are morphs only. :)
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The amazing morpher Magic has surpassed the 10,000 post mark and therefore has joined the five figure club. :)
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Today I reached a landmark which might show either a prodigious waste of time or nothing important at all. I've got 365 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes which is a full year spent here at the BEA. It only took about 16 years to do it. Something nauseating about it I guess. ;) ;D.
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You slacker you ;)
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Newest one with 1,000 entries, after a long hiatus, is Bad Kitty. She is now an esteemed member of the four digit club. :)
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Welcome to the M club, Bad Kitty! And you're not far off from getting your 18th M yourself, sol!
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My 33rd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 183 days (11/14/18-05/16/19)…I coulda gotten this last week but quality > quantity, always“ 007
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Congratulations Zook. 8)
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Congratulations Zook. Salem is still behind by a little over 1K posts. I calculate sometime in 2020 Salem will finally catch up IF the pace remains the same AND there are no unforeseen or unlucky incidents.
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2020's around the corner...I can't afford to slack off... :D
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2020's around the corner...I can't afford to slack off... :D
I am on vacation for a whole month October/November, Zook. You'll be able to stretch your lead out during that time! :)
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32,000
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Congratulations Salem, you are only 1009 posts behind Zookie. ;D
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I think I enjoy his milestone photos as much as I admire his racking up Ms :)
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Congrats, Zookie and Salem! And it looks like Sol is gonna get his 18000th pretty shortly, too. :D
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^ Shortly ?! Well, I guess so since I'm only 5' 5" tall. ::) ;) ;D
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^ Shortly ?! Well, I guess so since I'm only 5' 5" tall. ::) ;) ;D
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^ Shortly ?! Well, I guess so since I'm only 5' 5" tall. ::) ;) ;D
You had to fit in those tin cans SOMEHOW... ;) ;D
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^ Tin cans ?! >:( I was not a skimmer puke Destroyer Sailor, I was a Fucking Bubblehead submariner. Besides, there are only two types of ships, Submarines and the rest are targets. ;D And yes, since our racks ( beds to you civilians ) were only 72 " long by 18" wide, being a small man was very advantageous in a closed and tight environment especially on long patrols. :)
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Stealthily and without much fanfare, Pendejo has surpassed 2000 posts so I guess I'll make a little fuss for him. :)
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This is my 18,000 post. And it's a big deal .... not. ::)
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Congrats, Pendejo and sol! I like seeing those nice big round figures grow ever bigger.
-- TheZookie "and seeing your post counts increasing is nice too" 007
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Congrats, guys! :D
Nothing witty to say here, move along...
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^ It's ok, you can say something stupid. ;D
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^ It's ok, you can say something stupid. ;D
Dude, I made my quota for that years ago! ;)
And I just keep on adding to it... :P
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^ You forget that stupid is a never filling bowl so adding to it is no big deal. ;) ;D
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Well, according to the statistics on the forum statistics count, I have only 4,999 posts to go before I catch up with pedonbio who has been inactive on this forum for about 3 1/2 years. ::) ;D
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You better get to it then...
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Well, according to the statistics on the forum statistics count, I have only 4,999 posts to go before I catch up with pedonbio who has been inactive on this forum for about 3 1/2 years. ::) ;D
Yeah, the next 3 guys you have to pass are all missed BEA legends; pedonbio, gOOber, and Palomine. :(
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Well, Goober does lurk around but he doesn't post much, that's for sure. :(
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Well, Goober does lurk around but he doesn't post much, that's for sure. :(
I didn't realize Goober was still around at all. Remember the days when he posted as many pics a day as Salem does now?
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Not only photos but was a prolific thread starter. Some of the top threads were started by him.
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And with this post I hit 3000.
I am here almost everyday. I just don't say much.
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Congratulations, Cutter! :)
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Belated congrats to ShadowmuseBlown, who recently passed his 6th M. :)
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Congrats to Salem for surpassing 33,000. :o :)
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Congrats to Salem for surpassing 33,000. :o :)
** 33000 **
Thanks solvegas! :)
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No problem Salem. You are only 509 entries behind Zookie007. ;) ;D
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Congrats salem, and thanks for all the pics! :)
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This is my 19,000 entry and so I'm only 4053 posts behind pedonbio who hasn't posted anything here in almost four years. ;D
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Well done sol, congrats! :)
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(feels salem breathing down his neck)
Must. Accelerate. Posting Frequency!
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Congrats, sol! ;D
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^ Thanks. I only wish there was a gift that would come when passing a threshold like this but I guess I'll never get that Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather seats that Ricardo Montalban used to advertise 40 years ago. Oh well ( sigh ). ::) ;) ;D
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Well, with this post I'm only 4,000 posts behind pedonbio. ::) ;) ;D
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Well, with this post I'm only 4,000 posts behind pedonbio. ::) ;) ;D
You'll get there one day :)
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^ Yeah, by that time I'll be collecting my Social Security check. ;D
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^ Yeah, by that time I'll be collecting my Social Security check. ;D
That's if the system hasn't gone insolvent by then ;)
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Well, hopefully when I start collecting in November of 2022 it will still have some money. Why November of 2022 ? Well, I got my first job at an ESSO gas station in November of 1972. Minimum wage then was $1.15, gas was $0.23 a gallon and old codgers were complaining how expensive it was and in the good old days they were only paying $0.7 or so a gallon. McDonald's used to sell a hamburger, small fries and small Coke for under a Dollar, you could get a brand new VW Beetle for $1990.00 and people were still crying about The Beatles splitting up about 2 years before. So I'll start collecting after 50 years of work. Thank God I have other sources of income and savings. I'll do a little traveling for a few years and see things while I'm still strong and healthy enough to do them and after my rambling fever is sated I'll probably get an easy part time job to help fill the coffers and probably, health permitting, retire for good when I'm 75 - 80 years old and continue to look at big tits until I saddle up for the last time and ride into the sunset. Hopefully I will be going upstairs where the angels are and not downstairs where it is way too hot all the time. ;D
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All that big boob staring will add years and years to your life. You will be fine! ;)
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There is a scientific study done by the Harvard school of medicine done a few years ago which concluded that men staring at women's nude bodies and more specifically, their nude breasts, did due to endocrinal activity live healthier and longer by a few years. So guys, the BEA is good for you. ;D
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Woohoo, I'm gonna be immortal!!
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My 34th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 156 days (05/16/19-10/19/19)…I need to pick up the pace as the nights get longer“ 007
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Congrats Zook. You are an inspiration to those of us who waste way too much time here. ::) ;) ;D
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Well done, Zook! 8)
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Very impressive Zook - when do you have time to leave the house?
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Congrats, Zookie! :)
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Congrats Zook. You are an inspiration to those of us who waste way too much time here. ::) ;) ;D
Time well-wasted in my opinion! :D :D :D
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Very impressive Zook - when do you have time to leave the house?
Who said that I do? ;)
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Well done, Zook! 8)
Thanks! I think you have a bit of a time zone advantage on me so I gotta try and catch up! ;0)
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Well done, Zook! 8)
Thanks! I think you have a bit of a time zone advantage on me so I gotta try and catch up! ;0)
I go away on holiday for a month from next week, plenty of time to stretch your lead Zook! I won't have internet access for most of it!
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^ Where are you going with no internet ? ??? Timbuktu ? ;) ;D
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A month of holiday! I wish I could do that...one day...
Enjoy your hols, salem!
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While not a posts entries landmark, today I crossed the 400 day Rubicon. Guess I'm just here too much. ;) ;D
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Pretty cool, sol. BTW, where do you find out the duration you've spent on the forum?
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^ Go to the front page which gives you the listing of the different sections of the forum and scroll to the bottom. There you will see a tab with Forum Statistics on it. Click on that and then below it you will see a pop up below it that says More Stats and click on that and a statistics page will appear and you can then scroll through the different sections and see the listings. :)
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Thanks, sol. Boy, there's a lot of info there.
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^ Yes there is. It seems you'll soon be at 8K for posts on the forum. :)
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^ Where are you going with no internet ? ??? Timbuktu ? ;) ;D
Transatlantic cruise. If you pay for the internet on a Cruise ship, you have too much money...
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If you can pay for a trans-atlantic cruise, you have more money than I do. I'm envious, Salem. I'm sure you had a great time. :)
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8 grand. ;D
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^ Go to the front page which gives you the listing of the different sections of the forum and scroll to the bottom. There you will see a tab with Forum Statistics on it. Click on that and then below it you will see a pop up below it that says More Stats and click on that and a statistics page will appear and you can then scroll through the different sections and see the listings. :)
I did that, and it showed ∞...
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Congratulations MaxBigfoot on your 8K landmark. :)
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Thanks sol. :)
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As of right now, Salem has 34,000 entries which means he is only 371 entries behind Zookie007. Congrats Salem. :)
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:) Thanks!
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^ That certainly is a much better way to graphically show your status than mine ever was. ;) ;D
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salem has the best M milestone photos :)
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Congrats, salem! I agree with Zookie, too. :)
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By the way, Shadowmuse has gone over 7,000 posts. :)
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I dunno if he ever comes to this sub-forum, but congrats to him anyway! :)
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Congrats, Shadowmuse Blown!
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BElover just hit 3000 posts! Congrats to a valued contributor!
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Congrats to BElover!
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With this post I will have exactly 20,000 entries. I'm only 3053 posts from Pedonbio so it will be perhaps a couple of years before I reach him. Anyways, every time I pass a 5K post I keep hoping that perhaps I will get that brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather seats that Ricardo Montalban used to advertise 40+ years ago. Guess it will never happen. :( :P ::) ;) ;D
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Congrats on hitting the big 20K, sol! I'm pretty sure I'll never hit that kind of number ever. :)
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Don't you just love those big, round...numbers of posts?
Congrats, sol!
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Yes, 5K landmarks are easy to measure and follow. but compared to you Zook I'm just meandering along. It is you and Salem who are the crazy posting machines of the BEA. :)
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Well done, Sol! 8)
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Yes, 5K landmarks are easy to measure and follow. but compared to you Zook I'm just meandering along. It is you and Salem who are the crazy posting machines of the BEA. :)
I can feel salem's hot breath on my neck right now...oh, the pressure! :D
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As of right now, Zookie 007 has 34999 posts. I guess he just wants to toy with us before he hits 35K. ;)
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Congrat to Zook, in advance. Of course, if he quits now, he makes this post moot... ;) ;D
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My 35th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 106 days (10/19/19-01/25/20)…my fastest rate of the decade thus far“ 007
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Congratulations Zookie and the torrid rate is perhaps due to the rate that Salem himself has done in pursuit of you.
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Nice one Zookie! 8)
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Nice one Zookie! 8)
Thanks!!
Congratulations Zookie and the torrid rate is perhaps due to the rate that Salem himself has done in pursuit of you.
Yes, you can't have Sherlock Holmes without Moriarty, you can't have Mozart without Salieri, and you can't have Chelsea Charms without Minka, Beshine or Norma Stitz :)
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Bramlet has reached 2,000 posts. Congratulations for your 2K landmark. :)
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Congrats to Bramlet! :)
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Congrats!
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MaxBigfoot just passed 9,000 posts but he did not make a big deal out of it so I will do it for him. Congrats partner on your 9K landmark. :)
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Congrats, MaxBigfoot!
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Thanks guys, I appreciate. :)
Feels like I'm getting up into the foothills of the posting Everests that are Zookie and Salem. ;)
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Congratats!
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35,000
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Congrats Salem. Only 300+ posts behind Zookie. ;D
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Congrats Salem. Only 300+ posts behind Zookie. ;D
Congrats, salem! Even though you are a wee bit too close for comfort ;) Onward!
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Many congrats, oh mighty moderator and pulchritudinous picture purveyor! :)
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Many congrats, oh mighty moderator and pulchritudinous picture purveyor! :)
Cheers Max.
On another note, my thread Instagram? More like Insta-dayuuuuuummm! has become my first thread to collect 1000 replies. Proud moment for me. ;D
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You should be proud, it's an awesome thread, and I'm pretty sure no other thread has spawned other cool threads as much as it has. :)
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It is a super-cool thread. So much perv material has been spawned from it. You deserve a medal for that one, salem.
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And with this particular post I'm now at 21,000 or 21K if you wish. :) Some say Beshine is at 21K now so I've added her photo for the benefit of my fellow perverts …. er …. breast connoisseurs. ;D
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Many congrats, sol, keep it rolling! ;D
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Huge
breastsmilestone, sol. Congrats!
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Well done Sol!
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What I wanna know is if I'll ever get that brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather seats that Ricardo Montalban used to advertise back in the day as a prize ? :P ::) ;) ;D
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A BRAND NEW one?! Holy crap, how am I gonna get Chrysler to make a one off 2020 Cordoba?! :o :o :o ;) ;D
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Well, it would have to be a reconditioned one since they stopped making them in the 80's. ::) But seriously, I think they were beautiful cars. Built from 1975 to 1983.
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The Tessa Fowler thread has become the latest thread to have 1000 replies. Well done Tessa!
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^ Is her right breast bending the space-time continuum near that board?
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Today March 17, 2020, Eyeguy reached 1,000 posts. :)
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Congrats to Eyeguy, though I doubt he'll see it. :)
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Congrats Eyeguy!
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My 36th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 55 days (01/25/20-03/20/20)…just over half the time it took to do my last thousand, yet Must. Go. Faster!“ 007
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^ Congrats Zook, you've got 36K posts ! Or using a hybrid with a roman numeral, 36M ! :o Either way, that's a BIG cup. ;) ;D
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^ Congrats Zook, you've got 36K posts ! Or using a hybrid with a roman numeral, 36M ! :o Either way, that's a BIG cup. ;) ;D
Thanks, sol! Oh what I wouldn't do to have a 36M-cupper in my life! :)
Although I do have a tiny bone to pick with TPTB around here. Now that I've reached M-cup status, how come I'm still an L-cup? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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^ Congrats Zook, you've got 36K posts ! Or using a hybrid with a roman numeral, 36M ! :o Either way, that's a BIG cup. ;) ;D
Thanks, sol! Oh what I wouldn't do to have a 36M-cupper in my life! :)
Although I do have a tiny bone to pick with TPTB around here. Now that I've reached M-cup status, how come I'm still an L-cup? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yeah, you should be ....JESUS FUCKING CHRIST , OH MY FUCKING GOD, HOLY CRAP !!! :o :o CUP. ;D ( You know, I'm going to Hell for sure now for using God's name in vain like that. )
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Congrats Zookie! Here's to your next M, in what, 40 days? ;) ;D
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^ Congrats Zook, you've got 36K posts ! Or using a hybrid with a roman numeral, 36M ! :o Either way, that's a BIG cup. ;) ;D
Thanks, sol! Oh what I wouldn't do to have a 36M-cupper in my life! :)
Although I do have a tiny bone to pick with TPTB around here. Now that I've reached M-cup status, how come I'm still an L-cup? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yeah, you should be ....JESUS FUCKING CHRIST , OH MY FUCKING GOD, HOLY CRAP !!! :o :o CUP. ;D ( You know, I'm going to Hell for sure now for using God's name in vain like that. )
HOW in the BLOODY HELL does NONE of that get censored?! :o :o :o
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Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain...
...except on a site devoted to BIG BOOBIES!
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^ Congrats Zook, you've got 36K posts ! Or using a hybrid with a roman numeral, 36M ! :o Either way, that's a BIG cup. ;) ;D
Thanks, sol! Oh what I wouldn't do to have a 36M-cupper in my life! :)
Although I do have a tiny bone to pick with TPTB around here. Now that I've reached M-cup status, how come I'm still an L-cup? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nice one buddy!
The more I post, the more you post.
Win-win for the BEA! :D
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^ Yeah, you both are the ying - yang of the BEA. ;D
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^ and we're both posting up the ying-yang! :)
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Just noticed that Bombayduk has passed the 2K posting landmark. :)
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Congratulations, Bombayduk!
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Congrats, Bombayduk! I wonder if his 2000th was the one that imploded the Beshine thread? If so, that is one of the most impactful Ms I've ever seen! ;D
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^ I've sent a PM to salem to see if he can fix it or get someone who can and sent one to Bombayduk just to know if he is aware of the problem he might have caused. :P
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:)
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Congrats, salem! Who is that? She looks familiar...
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Congrats on 36K salem. :)
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Congrats, salem! Who is that? She looks familiar...
Thanks fellas!
Zook, it is Morgan Leigh. :D
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Many congrats, Salem! ;D
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Shadowmuse Blown just blew by 8K. ;D
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Ol' Shadowmuse has turned into quite a speedy feller, ain't he? ;) ;D
Congratulations to Mr. Charade! :)
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Ol' Shadowmuse has turned into quite a speedy feller, ain't he? ;) ;D
Congratulations to Mr. Charade! :)
Approaching the big 10K soon yourself, Max!
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A belated congratulations is in order as Charade Recherché‘s Bulging Bosoms Thread has now managed to garner over 1000 replies!
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Just so you know, ol' MaxBigfoot has gone over 10K posts and is now a member of esteemed five digit club. ;D
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Aw shucks, t'weren't nuthin. Hyuk! :)
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Welcome to the 10K club, Max!
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Thanks, guys. :)
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Wonder how long it will be when your next landmark, number 11111, happens MaxBigfoot ? ???
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About 3 months I'd guess, sol. :)
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^ I believe it. At the pace you've been posting it is definitely doable. :)
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I've been pacing myself. ;)
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^ If you had not left the site for years like you did for a while you might be in the 30K + club along with Zookie007 and Salem. By the way, I noticed that 3deroticer has gone over 8K just recently. :)
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Congrats to the 3D man! ;) :)
Yeah, hindsight is 20-20, and back when I left I was doing a bunch of other stuff I'm not doing now. Now I've got more free time to spend here. :)
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Welcome to the five-digit club, MaxBigfoot! Too bad our special smoking jackets to commemorate the feat are stuck in customs.
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Just wanted to advice people here that Beshine's thread is in the cusp of surpassing five million views. :o By far the most visited thread. :)
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Beshine's thread has surpassed 5,000,000 views. :o
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She needs her own forum! :o
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That's an amazing achievement, befitting a woman who has taken her breasts to unheard-of sizes from almost nothing. And she documented almost every step of the journey here at the BEA. If only that fastapazool hadn't happened a few years ago, we would be able to go back and see everything.
Simply outstanding.
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But does it actually count when about 4 million of those are accounted for by Bombayduk and solvegas talking in circles? lol. ;)
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But does it actually count when about 4 million of those are accounted for by Bombayduk and solvegas talking in circles? lol. ;)
YEAH, IT COUNTS ! ;D
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A view is a view is a view...they all count :)
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And with this post I now have 22,000 posts. Yipee ! ;D
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Congrats on 22K, sol! :)
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Many congrats, Sol! :D
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Congrats on the 22nd M!
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My 37th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 50 days (03/20/20-05/09/20)…that’s the power of the quarantine“ 007
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^ Congrats Zook ! :) I'm only about 15K behind you. ::) ;) ;D I guess I need something like the Palomar observatory in order to see you. ;D
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Congrats again, Zookie! (Didn't I just say that a little while ago?) ;)
And sol, no more than what I need to see you... :P
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My 37th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 50 days (03/20/20-05/09/20)…that’s the power of the quarantine“ 007
Congrats, Zook! :D
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Thank you! :)
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:)
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Congratulations Salem on your 37K landmark. You are only 174 posts behind Zookie now. ;) ;D
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Many congrats, Salem! :D
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We have a new 1K member and he is jimmarg, who loves Laura San Giacomo and provides many of the photos for that thread. Congratulations jimmarg. :)
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Congrats to jimmarg! :)
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Without much fanfare, Eyeguy is now a 1K member. Congrats Eyeguy. :)
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I didn't even notice. :(
Congrats, Eyeguy! :)
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jimmarg and EyeGuy, welcome to the club!
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Here's a bloody odd thing. I just noticed tdotter has over 16,000 posts, yet he doesn't show up in the member list at all! What the heck? :o :o :o
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^ As far as I know, tdotter hasn't posted anything for several years now. I think he was banned for violation of forum rules but I could be mistaken. ??? By the way, both you and rptoe will soon surpass the 11K mark. :)
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tdotter seems to have gone dormant, as have Tux and GoldenEye
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With this entry I will have 23,000 or 23K if you wish. :) MaxBigfoot and rptoe should be at 11K pretty soon themselves. And I should finally surpass pedonbio and Goober soon unless they both return to the forum and post at their old pace. :)
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Congrats on hitting your 23rd M, sol!
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11M. And congrats to sol for getting his 23rd! :)
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Congrats, Max!
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Congrats MaxBigfoot !. :)
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Thanks guys! ;D
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In the larger scheme of things in life this is no big deal but after a long time, since December 15, 2015, I've been trying to surpass pedonbio on post count and finally succeeded. I'm now number five for all members in such category. I might surpass Goober soon also unless he decides to come back and post away like he used to back in the day. Goober does lurk around here, unlike pedonbio, who no longer visits at all. Dec 15, 2015, is when the site had a software abortion that caused a lot of trouble for many. Remember, they " upgraded " the servers and the site was dog p0op for awhile. Anyways, I'll never surpass either Zookie 007 or Salem unless they quit the site or drop dead. Personally, I don't wish anything bad for either and I actually hope they continue on their merry way. :)
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Just surpassed Goober in the post count so now I'm number 4 in that respect.
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Welcome to the Top 5 all-time post leaderboard, sol!
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Welcome to the Top 5 all-time post leaderboard, sol!
Yup, I've only got 841 posts to catch up to Palomine and be number 3. As for you or Salem .... forgetaboutit. ;D
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Wonder how long it will be when your next landmark, number 11111, happens MaxBigfoot ? ???
And I answered:
About 3 months I'd guess, sol. :)
Turns out to have been a pretty good prediction! ;) ;D
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Wonder how long it will be when your next landmark, number 11111, happens MaxBigfoot ? ???
And I answered:
About 3 months I'd guess, sol. :)
Turns out to have been a pretty good prediction! ;) ;D
Wow, that was/is amazing. :o
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Congrats on the all-ones :)
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My 38th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 73 days (05/09/20-07/21/20)…a bit of a quarantine slowdown“ 007
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My 38th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 73 days (05/09/20-07/21/20)…a bit of a quarantine slowdown“ 007
Congrats Zook. If you keep your torrid pace I believe you may hit 40K before the year is out. :o :)
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My 38th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 73 days (05/09/20-07/21/20)…a bit of a quarantine slowdown“ 007
Well done buddy! :)
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Congrats again, Zookie! :)
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Congrats Zook. If you keep your torrid pace I believe you may hit 40K before the year is out. :o :)
That's if salem doesn't get there first ;)
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Well done buddy! :)
Thanks!
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Congrats again, Zookie! :)
Thanks! You're closing in on your 12th M yourself!
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Without much fanfare or making any kind of fuss about it, rptoe has reached 11K, or 11,000 if you prefer, posts in the forum. Congrats compadre. :)
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tara-ra-ra-raaaaaaa! tara-ra-ra-raaaaaaa! tara-ra-ra-raaaaaaa-aaaaa!
-- TheZookie "rtpoe's fanfare" 007
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Mucho congrato, rtpoe! :)
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38,000!
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38,000!
Congrats Salem. :)
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38,000!
What, already?! ;)
Congrats X 38, salem! :D
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38,000!
Congratulations.
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38,000!
Congratulations.
And as of now, salem is only 139 posts behind you Zook. I, on the other hand, is so far behind that I'm on a different quadrant of this galaxy. ;) ;D
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And as of now, salem is only 139 posts behind you Zook. I, on the other hand, is so far behind that I'm on a different quadrant of this galaxy. ;) ;D
I can feel his breath hot on my neck...! :D
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Thanks guys! :)
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As a side note, MaxBigfoot has recently passed Munchwolf on the top ten posters in the forum and he is now number 10. :)
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Congratulations, MaxBigfoot!
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Also congrats to Shadowmuse on his super-lucky milestone.
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Also congrats to Shadowmuse on his super-lucky milestone.
Good catch ! :) Shadowmuse has also started a lot of new threads since he has been active here. :)
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As of this post, I'm now at 24K or 24,000 entries if you like. :)
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Congrats on your 24th M, sol! Surprised you hit it on the Anveshi Jain thread and not on the Hitomi Tanaka thread...do you think she will forgive you for (temporarily) jumping ship from Japan to India? ;)
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Congrats on your 24th M, sol! Surprised you hit it on the Anveshi Jain thread and not on the Hitomi Tanaka thread...do you think she will forgive you for (temporarily) jumping ship from Japan to India? ;)
You know, there are so many beautiful busty girls out there that oversights can happen. :P Besides, it was past my usual bedtime when I raced to 24K that I know I left stuff behind and that is my excuse. :D
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Anveshi is worthy of a temporary defection so no harm no foul!
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Congrats X 24, sol! ;) :)
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And congrats also to Shadowmuse Blown, who just passed his 9th M today. ;D
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He should be named as one of the official BEA correspondents to Instagram ;)
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And with this particular post, I have surpassed Palomine on the posting list at number 3 and I'm way behind number 2 Salem and number 1 Zookie 007. :)
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Raising a glass to Palomine... wherever he may be, let's hope he is well and surrounded by growing tits.
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Kopy Kat just went over 3K a few moments ago. :)
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Welcome to the club, Kopy Kat!
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Congrats to Kopy Kat!
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Congrats to our Mr. Identifier, vf1000ride, for getting his first M! :)
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Congrats, vf1000ride, ID-er extraordinaire!
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Congrats, vf1000ride, ID-er extraordinaire!
Hear, hear ! ;D I tell you this, my first one thousand took the longest to accomplish but as I grew more comfortable and proficient, it became easier to surpass the 1K increments, so hopefully the same phenomena will be part of vf1000ride's forum stay. :)
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No doubt about it. But staying ahead of salem is the hardest trick I've been able to pull this whole year ;)
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MaxBigfoot is soooo close to 12K. :o
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Cmon MaxBigFoot, you can do it!
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Done. ;D
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congrats!
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Done. ;D
Congrats, sorry I did not congratulate you earlier. :)
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Thanks again, guys. :)
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Well deserved!
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My 39th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 61 days (07/21/20-09/20/20)…powering on despite the quarantine“ 007
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My 39th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 61 days (07/21/20-09/20/20)…powering on despite the quarantine“ 007
Congrats Zook but in my opinion the quarantine helps to add posts since other activities are either curtailed or even prohibited. Just saying. :)
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Congrats X 39, Zookie! :)
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Congrats Zook but in my opinion the quarantine helps to add posts since other activities are either curtailed or even prohibited. Just saying. :)
You have a point there...
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Congrats X 39, Zookie! :)
Thanks!
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39,000!
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Congrats Salem. :) It would have been much faster if the forum wasn't fucked up. :( :P
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Congrats, salem! If only the molasses Forum would speed up...
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I've noticed that during this forum wreck that Salem has cut Zookie's lead from 211 to 82 so I wonder.... has Salem goofed up the forum so as to catch and surpass Zookie ? ??? :o ;) ;D The National Inquirer wants to know. ;) ;D
( This is just a gag not to be taken seriously. Salem has been a victim of the forum fuck up as the rest of us and I'm just goofing around. ::) ;D )
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Congrats to the 39th power, Salem! :)
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I've noticed that during this forum wreck that Salem has cut Zookie's lead from 211 to 82 so I wonder.... has Salem goofed up the forum so as to catch and surpass Zookie ? ??? :o ;) ;D The National Inquirer wants to know. ;) ;D
( This is just a gag not to be taken seriously. Salem has been a victim of the forum fuck up as the rest of us and I'm just goofing around. ::) ;D )
aha! I knew it!!!
;D
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And with this post I am now at .... 25,000 ! :o 25K ! :o I am the 3rd member, after Zookie 007 and Salem, to have reached this landmark. I would have reached it sooner if the recent forum abortion hadn't happened but here I am now. :) Guess I'll never get that brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather though. :P :( ::) ;) ;D
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The car's on back-order...darn covid!
Congrats on the 25th M, solvegas!
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And with this post I am now at .... 25,000 ! :o 25K ! :o I am the 3rd member, after Zookie 007 and Salem, to have reached this landmark. I would have reached it sooner if the recent forum abortion hadn't happened but here I am now. :) Guess I'll never get that brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather though. :P :( ::) ;) ;D
Congrats, Sol! 8)
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^ Thanks guys ! :) Being congratulated by the two forum posting leaders is grand indeed. ;D
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Congrats on the big 25, sol! :D
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Well, it took something like 23 1/2 years but with this post I hit 2000!
The original crew of 32 from the KC Strip - ah, the early years.
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Congratulations ! :)
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Welcome to the four-figure club Nimrod!
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Welcome to the four-figure club Nimrod!
Actually he joined the four figure club a while back when he got to 1,000 posts. At the rate Nimrod is posting, he will reach five figures in 115 years. ;) ;D
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Congratulations on your 2nd M, Nimrod! :)
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And with this entry I'm now at 26,000 posts, 26K or however you want to put it. I'm the third member to hit this landmark. Of course, compared to Zookie 007 or Salem, I'm a piker far, far behind. ;) ;D I was thinking of posting my photo here but I don't want you guys to flip your cookies so early in the morning. ::) ;) ;D
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;D ;D
Welcome to the deep double digit M club sol!
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Congrats on you 26th M, sol! They should be getting boring to get for you now. ;) ;D
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Congrats on you 26th M, sol! They should be getting boring to get for you now. ;) ;D
Not really, I enjoy participating here. :) On to 27K ! ;D
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I know I am a bit late to the party but well done Sol! :)
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My 40th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 77 days (09/20/20-12/06/20)…entering into the third pulse of the first wave“ 007
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40K in 19 1/2 years since you first posted in this forum or about 2050 post per year or 170 a month or roughly 5.6 post per day. This figures would be if you posted every single day which nobody actually does since people get sick, go on vacation, may not have computer access or anything goes wrong. It is still a very impressive output. Congratulations Zook. :)
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Thanks, sol!
You mean I've been on this Forum for almost twenty years? I can't believe it...time has flown like an arrow.
Wow.
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Congrats Zook! :)
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Congrats on being the first 40K man, Zook! ;) ;) ;D ;D
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On a side note, Hitomi Tanaka becomes the fourth thread in General Discussion to reach the milestone of 5000 replies after Beshine, Keisha Evans and Rachel Aldana. Although technically that should really be counted as the fifth person, but of course the Chelsea Charms thread has been removed from the General Discussion section.
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Congrats on being the first 40K man, Zook! ;) ;) ;D ;D
Thanks! At this rate I'll reach 50K by 2026 ;)
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On a side note, Hitomi Tanaka becomes the fourth thread in General Discussion to reach the milestone of 5000 replies after Beshine, Keisha Evans and Rachel Aldana. Although technically that should really be counted as the fifth person, but of course the Chelsea Charms thread has been removed from the General Discussion section.
Prediction: Leanne Crow's thread will be next.
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Yeah, seems like it. :)
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40,000!
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Congrats, salem. Nice way to commemorate your 40th M ;)
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40,000!
Using Addison like that is good. :)
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Congratulations on hitting the big 4-0, Salem! :)
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40,000!
Using Addison like that is good. :)
She has the ideal breasts for doing that! :)
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As a side note, MaxBigfoot has recently surpassed Goldeneye and Druul Empire to become the number 8 poster in the BEA. :)
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Get off my lawn.
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Get off my lawn.
IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!! ;) ;D
Just kidding, it's nice to see you again, Goldeneye. :)
I hope you show up more often.
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Hey Goldeneye, long time no see!
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As a side note, MaxBigfoot has recently surpassed Goldeneye and Druul Empire to become the number 8 poster in the BEA. :)
Get off my lawn.
I guess I can annoy people enough to awaken them. ;) ;D
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He's Baaaaaaaaackkk!
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I wonder if Druul Empire will awaken from the dead just like Goldeneye did. ???
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Or Tux! Been a long time since I saw that cute little penguin avatar of his :)
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I wonder if Druul Empire will awaken from the dead just like Goldeneye did. ???
I would be very happy if he did. He was a good buddy to me when he was here. :)
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13K!
This time I noticed! ;D
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congratulations MaxBigfoot. Lucky 13K. ;) :)
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I figure Shadowmuse Blown will hit the big 10K mark today or tomorrow, too. :)
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I figure Shadowmuse Blown will hit the big 10K mark today or tomorrow, too. :)
Yup, he'll be the next five digit monster on the forum. ;D
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Congrats, Max! Welcome to the Five-Figure Club!
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I figure Shadowmuse Blown will hit the big 10K mark today or tomorrow, too. :)
And of course, then he doesn't post a darn thing between then and now. :P
I'm gonna have to give that guy a piece of my mind, making me look stoopid like that! ;) ;D
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Congrats, Max! Welcome to the Five-Figure Club!
Uh, Zookie, I think you misread what I wrote... ???
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13K!
This time I noticed! ;D
congratulations MaxBigfoot. Lucky 13K. ;) :)
So yeah, I guess I sorta did...you've been in the Five-Figure Club for a while :)
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Shadowmuse Blown's just a dozen posts away from getting his first five-figures
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Yeah, for a fairly prolific poster, he's crawling up to this milestone. He's at 9991 as I post this.
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Yeah, for a fairly prolific poster, he's crawling up to this milestone. He's at 9991 as I post this.
And he's made it. Congrats Shadowmuse on your first 10,000 posts!
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Finally! Congrats to Shadowmuse on your first 10k! :)
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Nice one Shadowmuse! 5 figures!
Half of them new threads about Instagram models! ;D
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No complaints from me! :D
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Congratulation Shadowmuse, you are now part of the five figure select group. :)
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Soon enough Zookie 007 will bulldoze over the 41K mark and Salem will soon after crash through it also. Barring any more forum crashes, I myself should be surpassing the 27K mark soon enough. :)
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...as long as the Forum doesn't slow down again, of course ;)
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My 41st M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 45 days (12/06/20-1/20/21)…just in time for Inauguration Day...God Bless the US of A -- we're gonna need it ;) " 007
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Congrats Zook, onward to 42K ! ;D
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Thanks, sol!
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Congrats on number 41, Zookie. :)
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Well done Zook! :D
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Congrats on number 41, Zookie. :)
Thanks, Max!
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Well done Zook! :D
Thanks, salem!
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BacE is closing in on his very first M!
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41,000
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Congrats on 41k, salem! Onward to 42! :)
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41,000
One of the best M's ever :D
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For my 1000th post a 1000 boobies. It took me a quarter of a century. (the posts not the boobies) ;D
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Way to go, BacE! Thanks for the boobies ;D
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Congrats, BacE! Nice boobie message, one of the more original M posts! :)
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Thank you, TheZookie007 and MaxBigfoot.
I didn't want to use boobs as zeros, it just feld wrong. ;D
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HEY! I just noticed BElover passed his 4th M! Congrats, sir! :)
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Congrats, BElover!
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A belated congratulations to BacE and BElover. :)
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This post officially makes it 27,000 or 27K, whichever you prefer. :)
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This post officially makes it 27,000 or 27K, whichever you prefer. :)
Congratulations!
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Congratulations! And Thank you, Solvegas.
At my posting rate, it will take me 675 years to reach that. ;D
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Congratulations! And Thank you, Solvegas.
At my posting rate, it will take me 675 years to reach that. ;D
Worth the wait ;)
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Congrats X27, sol! :)
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Congrats X27, sol! :)
Thanks Max. :)
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MaxBigfoot has gone over 14K or 14,000 posts. Congratulations. :)
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Congratulations, MaxBigfoot!
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Aw shucks, twernt nothin'! :-[
Thanks, fellas. 8) :)
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By the way, Charade Recherche is now a member of the 4 digit club as she has surpassed 1K or 1,000 posts. Congratulations Eliza ! :) ;D
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Congrats Charade Recherche!
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Many congrats, Charade!
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Without much fanfare, Lucasxyz2 has gone over the 2K or 2,000 posts landmark. He posts mostly on the Model ID section of the forum. :)
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Congrats to the question man! ;) :)
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Shadowmuse has gone over 11K or 11,000 posts if you like. :)
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Welcome to the double digit M club (again), Shadowmuse!
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With this post, I have 28K, or 28,000, posts. :)
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Congrats sol!
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Congrats sol!
You know, I'm still disappointed that after all these landmarks I've gone over, I still haven't received that Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather that Ricardo Montalban hawked all those years ago. :( :P ::) ;) ;D
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Much congrats, sol!
Congrats sol!
You know, I'm still disappointed that after all these landmarks I've gone over, I still haven't received that Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather that Ricardo Montalban hawked all those years ago. :( :P ::) ;) ;D
Be happy, you'd probably get nothing but a pile of rust by now! ;)
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They're waiting for the 45th anniversary model to come out, maybe? :)
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They're waiting for the 45th anniversary model to come out, maybe? :)
Very likely. All these delays .... very frustrating. :(
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Yes...they need to work on their customer service!
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My 42nd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 72 days (1/20/21-4/2/21)…ugh, such a slacker :(“ 007
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Congrats X 42, Zookie! :D
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Thanks Max!
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Congrats Zookie on your 42K landmark. Salem will be going over 42K himself pretty soon.
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Yes, I can feel him breathing down my neck :D
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:)
42,000!
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Congratulations Salem ! :) A landmark for someone named after menthol cigarettes. ;) ;D
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Many many congrats, Salem! ;D
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:)
42,000!
LOL congrats!
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My 42nd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 72 days (1/20/21-4/2/21)…ugh, such a slacker :(“ 007
Strange, two weeks ago you surpassed 42K which we congratulated you on but now I saw your count and about 500 or so posts have disappeared. You were ahead of Salem but now you are clearly behind. ???
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My 42nd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 72 days (1/20/21-4/2/21)…ugh, such a slacker :(“ 007
Strange, two weeks ago you surpassed 42K which we congratulated you on but now I saw your count and about 500 or so posts have disappeared. You were ahead of Salem but now you are clearly behind. ???
I DEMAND A RECOUNT
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My 42nd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 72 days (1/20/21-4/2/21)…ugh, such a slacker :(“ 007
Strange, two weeks ago you surpassed 42K which we congratulated you on but now I saw your count and about 500 or so posts have disappeared. You were ahead of Salem but now you are clearly behind. ???
I DEMAND A RECOUNT
What in the flaming blue hell is going on around here?! >:(
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Damned if I know, Max :-\ :-\
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Barring any mishaps or lost posts, this should be my 29K, or 29,000, post on the forum. :)
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Congratulation, sol.
Meanwhile, my missing 700 or so posts are still missing... :(
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Congratulation, sol.
Meanwhile, my missing 700 or so posts are still missing... :(
Yeah, you got kicked on the nuts. :(
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Congrats, sol! ;D
Yeah Zookie, that really sucks. :(
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Congrats to strikeZone on his first 1K posts. :)
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Congratulations to MaxBigfoot on his 15,000 posts or 15K if you like better. :)
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Congrats MaxBigfoot!
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Thanks guys. :)
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Congrats, sol! ;D
Yeah Zookie, that really sucks. :(
It does. And no apologies or explanation for it from TPTB either.
Me, salty? Better believe I am
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Congrats, sol! ;D
Yeah Zookie, that really sucks. :(
It does. And no apologies or explanation for it from TPTB either.
Me, salty? Better believe I am
Well, you are quickly on your way back to 42K even though it should be 43K. :P
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Yes, I suppose so...
...still HIGHLY salty over the entire debacle
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Yes, I suppose so...
...still HIGHLY salty over the entire debacle
I don't blame you, my friend.
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Congratulations to Shadowmuse ( Chris ) for surpassing 12K or 12,000 posts in the forum. As a side note, Zookie 007 and Bombayduk are both within the cusp of surpassing 42K and 3K respectively. :)
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Congrats to Shadowmuse! :)
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Zookie 007 only needs one more post for 42,000 or 42K if you will but he hasn't logged in for three days now. Very unusual for him. I hope everything is alright with him. ???
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Salem has now 43,000 or 43K posts on his belt. Congrats. :)
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Congrats X43 to Salem! :)
Though I'm starting to worry about what happened to Zookie, too. :(
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Congrats X43 to Salem! :)
Though I'm starting to worry about what happened to Zookie, too. :(
I've noticed that Zookie HAS signed on for a few minutes at a time for last two days BUT won't post anything. I wonder if he is afraid that if he posts his 42K entry that somehow 800 of his posts will disappeared like before ? ??? :P :(
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Congratulations to Bombayduk, he has surpassed 3K or 3,000 posts. :)
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That's very impressive, considering how few threads he posts to. :o
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That's very impressive, considering how few threads he posts to. :o
Yes, mostly on Beshine's thread but also on Foxy's thread a lot too. :)
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With this entry I am now a member of the 30K or 30,000 posts club. :) I'm only 13,000 + behind the leader. ;) ;D
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Congrats X30, sol. Well, if Zookie's gone, you're only chasing one guy now. :(
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My 42nd M…the second time around.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 88 days (4/2/21-6/30/21) with an unknown number of posts (at least 800 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021 with no explanation or apology >:( >:( >:(” 007
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Congrats X43 to Salem! :)
Though I'm starting to worry about what happened to Zookie, too. :(
I've noticed that Zookie HAS signed on for a few minutes at a time for last two days BUT won't post anything. I wonder if he is afraid that if he posts his 42K entry that somehow 800 of his posts will disappeared like before ? ??? :P :(
Yes, that is a fear of mine... :'(
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With this entry I am now a member of the 30K or 30,000 posts club. :) I'm only 13,000 + behind the leader. ;) ;D
Congrats, sol!
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Congratulations to Bombayduk, he has surpassed 3K or 3,000 posts. :)
That's very impressive, considering how few threads he posts to. :o
Indeed it is. Congrats, Bombayduk!
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Congrats on your 42nd M, Zookie, and WELCOME BACK!!! ;D ;D ;D
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With this post I am now at 31K or 31,000 posts in this forum. As I pass these landmarks, I'm still wondering when I'm gonna get my brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather which Ricardo Montalban promised on those TV commercials about 40 years ago. ??? ::) :P ;) ;D
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With this post I am now at 31K or 31,000 posts in this forum. As I pass these landmarks, I'm still wondering when I'm gonna get my brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather which Ricardo Montalban promised on those TV commercials about 40 years ago. ??? ::) :P ;) ;D
Orders from The Powers That Be at the BEA Forum for Cordobas have been backed-up for awhile now...hopefully you'll get yours before you get to 32,000 posts ;)
In the meantime: congratulations!
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Muchos congrats, sol! :)
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Bramlet should be very soon at 3K or 3,000 posts. He is as of now at 2999 so he should be acknowledged soon. :)
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Bramlet has passed the 3,000 posts or 3K, if you like, a few days ago but i forgot to acknowledge it. Congratulations Bramlet. :)
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Shadowmuse is at present with 12,999 posts. He should reach and surpass 13K soon enough. :)
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Well, as of right now, Shadowmuse is now at 13,000 posts or 13K if you like. Congratulations Chris ! :)
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Very much congrats to both Shadowmuse and Bramlet! :) :)
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Maik is now at 1003 posts so he is a 1K member. :)
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Congrats to Shadowmuse and Bramlet and Maik!
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Salem has surpassed 44K or 44,000 posts, if you will. First man to do it officially BUT if Zookie had not been robbed of about 1800 posts when the forum went bad early this year, Zookie would have been the first 44K several months ago. Just saying. :P
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Salem has surpassed 44K or 44,000 posts, if you will. First man to do it officially BUT if Zookie had not been robbed of about 1800 posts when the forum went bad early this year, Zookie would have been the first 44K several months ago. Just saying. :P
Sad but true. Took quite the wind out of my sails when it happened. Still not over it.
But regardless: congrats, salem, hope they don't screw you over like they did me!
-- TheZookie "bitter, me? Nah. (OK, maybe a little)" 007
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Congrats Salem! :)
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At the time of the 'hack' or whatever it was, I was close to 43,000 and then went down to just over 42,000. So I went down by around 800, whereas zook went down my around 1800.
If anyone ever hacks in and somehow deletes the old Chelsea thread, Sol, you will drop down by half!
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At the time of the 'hack' or whatever it was, I was close to 43,000 and then went down to just over 42,000. So I went down by around 800, whereas zook went down my around 1800.
If anyone ever hacks in and somehow deletes the old Chelsea thread, Sol, you will drop down by half!
Or even the Beshine thread it would be worse. :(
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Or the Hitomi thread :)
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Or the Hitomi thread :)
Or the Anri thread, ;) ;D
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Here's hoping there's no more sudden slices of post numbers for any of us in the near or distant future.
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Here's hoping there's no more sudden slices of post numbers for any of us in the near or distant future.
Let's hope so BUT when I emailed the Webmaster here, Mariano Pulgar, he explained the last outage here in the forum was done by a hack. He then stated that the site was going to be uploaded to new servers. I shiver at the thought because every time they " fix, upload, enhance, update or whatever " , somehow the forum and/or site go to hell for a while. I got my fingers crossed that it doesn't happen, again. :P
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I hope they utilize best practice in the migration - backup the current one, create the new site on a temporary domain, upload the backup to the new temp site, do a thorough regression test to make sure that no data disappeared and that all functionality is in working order, then switch the DNS settings to the point the forum.bearchive.com domain from the current site to the new one. Have the old site remain as a hot backup in case the new site ever gets hit again.
I hope so.
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Guess we'll find out soon enough. :-\ :P
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I hope not! I just barely got back on here! :D :D
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Well, MaxBigfoot just surpassed 16K or 16,000 posts a little time ago today. Congratulation Manga maven ! ;D
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Good work, MaxBigfoot!
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Golly gee! I dunno what to say! ;)
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With this post I will have 32K or 32,000 posts for the second time but I hope it sticks. I have to go to work soon so I'll know later on today if it sticks. :P
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Many (32 times worth) congratulations, sol! I hope it sticks too. :D
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With this post I will have 32K or 32,000 posts for the second time but I hope it sticks. I have to go to work soon so I'll know later on today if it sticks. :P
Knock wood, it looks like it's sticking...
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With this post I will have 32K or 32,000 posts for the second time but I hope it sticks. I have to go to work soon so I'll know later on today if it sticks. :P
Knock wood, it looks like it's sticking...
It's sticking? Maybe I should oil it? ;) ;) ;)
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My 43nd M…I suppose
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 113 days (6/30/21-10/21/21) with an unknown number of posts (at least 800 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021 with no explanation or apology…not to mention the fastapazool in the last month...sighhhhh” 007
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congrats Zookie, another landmark crossed. :)
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Thanks sol!
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Many congrats, Zookie! :)
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Thanks Max!
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Quietly and without much fanfare, Shadowmuse Blown has passed the 14K, or 14,000 if you wish, posting landmark. Salute ! :)
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Quietly and without much fanfare, Shadowmuse Blown has passed the 14K, or 14,000 if you wish, posting landmark. Salute ! :)
The dancing girls and the balloons were late in coming, but we can celebrate without 'em. Congrats, Shadownmuse!
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Salem has become the first one to hit 45K, or 45,000 posts, today. Congrats ! :)
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Yay.
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Thanks guys. After what happened to Zookie, I don’t tend to celebrate it like I used to.
Maybe if I reach 50,000 I will.
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With this post I will have 33K, or if you prefer, 33,000 posts. :)
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Congrats again, sol. :)
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My 44th M…maybe
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 81 days (10/21/21-1/10/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021 still with no explanation or apology…discouraging to say the least” 007
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Congrats. :) Shame about the missing ones. :(
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Congrats. :) Shame about the missing ones. :(
Thanks sol. Congrats on your recent round number record as well.
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Very belated congrats on your 44th, Zookie. :)
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Thanks, Max
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Shadowmuse Blown has reached the 15K or 15,000 post mark. Congratulations to him. :)
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Congrats on a great run, Shadowmuse! :)
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With this post I will now have 34,000 or 34K. :)
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34 x congrats, sol! :)
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34 x congrats, sol! :)
Thanks Max. :)
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Moderator salem has gone over 46K or 46,000 posts. Congratulations. :)
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Thanks Sol, and belated congrats on your 34K!
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A humongous amount of congrats to you, Salem! :)
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Thank you very much, Max.
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He didn't call attention to it so I'll do it for him, congratulations to BElover for surpassing 5K or 5,000 posts. :)
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With this specific post, I now have 35,000 or 35K posts in this forum. :) I'm still waiting to get my Chrysler Cordoba with real Corynthian leather seats. ??? ::) ;) ;D
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Many congratulations to you, sir! :)
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With this post I will now have 34,000 or 34K. :)
8)
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Within the next few days, salem should reach 47K posts and Zookie007 should reach 45K posts. I still have a ways to reach my 36K post.
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My 45th M…in theory
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 100 days (1/10/22-4/20/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021 still with no explanation or apology…but me, bitter? nahhh” 007
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My 45th M…in theory
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 100 days (1/10/22-4/20/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021 still with no explanation or apology…but me, bitter? nahhh” 007
Congrats Zook, you like I had a bunch of posts wiped out last year. I did not lose anywhere near as much as you but it still sucked. Anyways, I've noticed that salem has not been around for a week or so and I hope it is only a vacation, not something worse. :P
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Maybe he's gone into the Quantum Realm to see if he can retrieve the missing posts :D I'm sure he's fine!
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Congrats, Zookie!
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Congrats, Zookie!
Thanks, Max!
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Our moderator salem has just surpassed 47K or 47,000 posts. Congratulations salem. :)
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Thanks, Sol. :)
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Many congrats, Salem! :)
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Congrats, salem.
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Thanks, fellas.
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Shadowmuse Blown has reached the 16K or 16,000 posts landmark. Congrats, partner. :)
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Well done, Shadowmuse! :)
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I just realized I've surpassed 36K or 36,000 posts. :)
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Congrats, sol! :)
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Thanks Max. :)
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Salem has surpassed 48K or 48,000 posts. Congrats Salem. :)
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Cheers, Sol!
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Congrats again, Salem! The big 5-0 isn't that far away now. :)
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With this specific post I'll have 37K or 37,000 posts. :)
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Congrats X 37, sol! :)
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Congrats X 37, sol! :)
Thanks Max, you will soon have 17K yourself. :)
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Congrats, Sol! 8)
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My 46th M…or so it seems.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 78 days (4/20/22-7/7/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021…still gone with the wind” 007
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My 46th M…or so it seems.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 78 days (4/20/22-7/7/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021…still gone with the wind” 007
Well done! You are only 2,783 posts behind salem, officially. ::) ;) ;D
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Well done! You are only 2,783 posts behind salem, officially. ::) ;) ;D
Yes. Who knows if I'll ever be allowed to catch up to him ever again though... :(
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Well, if those literally thousands of posts that you had, had not been eliminated twice, you'd probably be over 49,000 by now. :P
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Well, if those literally thousands of posts that you had, had not been eliminated twice, you'd probably be over 49,000 by now. :P
:)
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Congrats on whichever M you should get, Zookie! :)
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Thanks, Max :)
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MaxBigfoot has reached 17K or 17,000 posts landmark. Well done job. :)
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MaxBigfoot has reached 17K or 17,000 posts landmark. Well done job. :)
Congrats, Max!
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:o :o
I didn't realize I had! ;D
Thanks, guys. :)
Shadowmuse will pass me in a day or two. :(
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We'll leave a candle in the window for him ;)
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49000
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49000
Congratulations salem. Next big landmark will be 50K. Onwards and expeditiously reach that brass ring! :)
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49000
Such big beautiful round....numbers. ;)
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Congrats by many multiples, Salem!
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Hiram has reached 6K or 6,000 posts in this forum. Congratulations old boy. ;) :)
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Congrats on the 6K, Hiram!
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Hiram has reached 6K or 6,000 posts in this forum. Congratulations old boy. ;) :)
Thanks - I wonder where I'll be at 10K?
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Congrats on the 6K, Hiram!
Cheers - gotta make 10k now.
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Congrats on the 6K, Hiram!
Cheers - gotta make 10k now.
You'll get there...one K at a time...
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;D
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With this post, I'm now at 38K or 38,000 posts. :)
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With this post, I'm now at 38K or 38,000 posts. :)
Congratulations!
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Many congrats, sol!
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Without much fanfare, Shadowmuse Blown has surpassed 17K or 17,000 posts if you will. :)
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Shadowmuse Blown has just recently surpassed MaxBigfoot on the post list and so he is now #7 on the list and MaxBigfoot has dropped to #8. They both trail pedonbio by about 5,000 posts.
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50,000!
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A whole ton of congrats, Salem! :)
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50,000!
Salem was the first one to surpass 40K and he is now the first one to surpass 50K. Congrats salem, onwards to 60K. :)
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Without much fanfare, Shadowmuse Blown has surpassed 17K or 17,000 posts if you will. :)
Congrats, Shadowmuse.
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50,000!
Salem was the first one to surpass 40K and he is now the first one to surpass 50K. Congrats salem, onwards to 60K. :)
Yes.
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My 47th M…ahem.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 48 days (7/7/22-8/24/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021…maybe they’ll come back, maybe not…sigh” 007
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Many many congrats, Zookie. :)
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Thanks Max! You're getting close to 18,000 posts here yourself!
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My 47th M…ahem.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 48 days (7/7/22-8/24/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021…maybe they’ll come back, maybe not…sigh” 007
Congrats, Zook. :)
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Thanks, sol!
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Thanks Max! You're getting close to 18,000 posts here yourself!
You're welcome! But at the rate I post nowadays, 18k is gonna be a looooong time coming.
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You'd be surprised how quickly those posts add up :)
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With this entry I will have 39,000 posts. :)
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Congrats again, sol! :)
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Congrats again, sol! :)
Thanks. I had about 39020 entries or so when I signed out this morning and now I'm barely over 39K. I wonder if some of my posts were removed by the moderator for a reason I can't fathom. I wonder if some of my posts were removed by the server like Zookie007 lost a mess load of posts in the past. Frustrating. ??? :(
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With this entry I will have 39,000 posts. :)
Congrats, sol!
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51,000
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Many, many congrats, Salem! :)
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Congratulations salem. ;) :)
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Congrats.
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Thanks fellas
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With this particular post I will be at 40,000 or 40K and will become the third forum member to reach this landmark along with salem and Zookie. :)
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Mucho congrats, sol! :)
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Mucho congrats, sol! :)
Thank you. :)
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With this particular post I will be at 40,000 or 40K and will become the third forum member to reach this landmark along with salem and Zookie. :)
Congrats to sol, the best chronicler of Hitomi Tanaka and Anri Okita on the BEA Forum!
-- TheZookie "but you gotta work on not always posting .WEBP files though 8)" 007
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8000
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8000
Congrats CarlTL. :)
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8000
Congrats!
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Congrats, your Majesty! :)
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Without much fanfare, Shadowmuse Blown, aka Chris, has surpassed 18,000 posts or 18K if you like. Congrats! :)
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Congrats Shadowmuse!
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Many congrats, Shadowmuse! You are a great contributor to this forum!
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My 48th M…mmm-hmmmmm.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 70 days (8/24/22-11/1/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021…impossible to say their ultimate fate…” 007
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Congrats Zook. Soon enough salem will hit 52K and I will hit 41K.
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52K!
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52K!
Well done salem! :)
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With this post, I will officially have 41,000 or 41K if you like. :)
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Holy crap, we have a trifecta! Many congrats, guys! :) :) :)
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Holy crap, we have a trifecta! Many congrats, guys! :) :) :)
Thanks Max. :)
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Congrats Zook. Soon enough salem will hit 52K and I will hit 41K.
Yes.
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Holy crap, we have a trifecta! Many congrats, guys! :) :) :)
Thanks Max. :)
:)
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With this post, I will officially have 41,000 or 41K if you like. :)
:)
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52K!
Congrats.
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Bignatslover has surpassed 5,000 or 5K posts. Congratulations. :)
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Bignatslover has surpassed 5,000 or 5K posts. Congratulations. :)
Congrats, BigNats!
Hey, that rhymes! I'm a poet and I don't know it!
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Bombayduk has surpassed 4,000 post or 4K if you like. Congrats, Bombayduk. :)
By the way, Meatman is very close to his first 1,000 or 1K post.
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Bombayduk has surpassed 4,000 post or 4K if you like. Congrats, Bombayduk. :)
By the way, Meatman is very close to his first 1,000 or 1K post.
Congrats, Bombayduk!
Meatman's five posts away from his very first M. You never forget your first! :)
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Meatman's one more post where he forgets to let us know who the model in the picture is away from his very first M 8) 8) 8)
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Meatman's one more post where he forgets to let us know who the model in the picture is away from his very first M 8) 8) 8)
With this post, I now have 42,000 posts or 42K if you like. As for Meatman, I wonder if he is aware of how close he is to become a member of the 1K club. ???
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where the 50k crew at?
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where the 50k crew at?
There is only one 50K+ member at this forum and that is salem, the moderator. Palomine, Pedonbio, Munchwolf, Goober and others who used to post a lot here haven't done so in years. They either quit the forum completely or post very seldom. If you go to the bottom of the main page and look for the statistics link, you'll see who the top ten posters of the forum are nowadays. :)
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where the 50k crew at?
There is only one 50K+ member at this forum and that is salem, the moderator. Palomine, Pedonbio, Munchwolf, Goober and others who used to post a lot here haven't done so in years. They either quit the forum completely or post very seldom. If you go to the bottom of the main page and look for the statistics link, you'll see who the top ten posters of the forum are nowadays. :)
If it weren't for the three or four thousand posts of mine that mysteriously disappeared earlier this year, I would have been in that club.
-- TheZookie "who, me, bitter? nahhhhh" 007
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where the 50k crew at?
There is only one 50K+ member at this forum and that is salem, the moderator. Palomine, Pedonbio, Munchwolf, Goober and others who used to post a lot here haven't done so in years. They either quit the forum completely or post very seldom. If you go to the bottom of the main page and look for the statistics link, you'll see who the top ten posters of the forum are nowadays. :)
If it weren't for the three or four thousand posts of mine that mysteriously disappeared earlier this year, I would have been in that club.
-- TheZookie "who, me, bitter? nahhhhh" 007
step up your game!
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I'll try ;)
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If it weren't for the three or four thousand posts of mine that mysteriously disappeared earlier this year, I would have been in that club.
-- TheZookie "who, me, bitter? nahhhhh" 007
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I too lost a bunch of posts like you even though my loss wasn't anything as bad as you. :(
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By the way, Meatman has surpassed 1,000 posts or 1K if you like. He did it with no fanfare. :)
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By the way, Meatman has surpassed 1,000 posts or 1K if you like. He did it with no fanfare. :)
In that case, this one's for you, Meatman! Congrats on your first M!
(https://img.youtube.com/vi/RCpG23aBNMw/hqdefault.jpg) (https://youtu.be/RCpG23aBNMw)
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One more and salem will have 53K or 53,000 posts. He is teasing us right now. ;) ;D
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I think my favourite busty lingerie model says it best!
53000 !
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I think my favourite busty lingerie model says it best!
53000 !
Congratulations salem! :) Now...get back to work! ;) ;D
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Many many congrats, Salem! ;D
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I think my favourite busty lingerie model says it best!
53000 !
Yay
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I think my favourite busty lingerie model says it best!
53000 !
Congratulations salem! :) Now...get back to work! ;) ;D
Aye, aye, Skipper!
Thanks for the congrats, fellas
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My 49th M…yeah.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 43 days (11/1/22-12/14/22) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021…that’s pretty fast even for me…” 007
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Congratulations Zookie, you just blew through the last one thousand posts. :)
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Have another bunch of congrats, Zookie! ;D
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Have another bunch of congrats, Zookie! ;D
Thanks, Max!
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I think I may have discovered one reason why thousands of my posts disappeared.
It may not just have been due to the last Forum fastapazool.
There used to be a huge thread titled "What are you listening to?" in the Off-Topic section of the Forum.
I was a major contributor to it.
I just did a number of searches for it.
It seems to have gone the way of all flesh.
Mystery semi-solved.
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I think I may have discovered one reason why thousands of my posts disappeared.
It may not just have been due to the last Forum fastapazool.
There used to be a huge thread titled "What are you listening to?" in the Off-Topic section of the Forum.
I was a major contributor to it.
I just did a number of searches for it.
It seems to have gone the way of all flesh.
Mystery semi-solved.
That could explain why I too lost a bunch of posts. When the Chelsea Charms megathread was removed, I had a whole bunch of posts on that one. The one thing that also greatly bothered me is that there were a bunch of AVN photos on that thread that belonged to me, and I posted them as Copyright by solvegas and they were eliminated. >:(
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That could explain why I too lost a bunch of posts. When the Chelsea Charms megathread was removed, I had a whole bunch of posts on that one. The one thing that also greatly bothered me is that there were a bunch of AVN photos on that thread that belonged to me, and I posted them as Copyright by solvegas and they were eliminated. >:(
Now that's just wrong :( :( :(
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With this post, I have reached 43K or 43,000 posts. :)
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Many Merry Christmas congrats, sol! :) :) :)
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With this post, I have reached 43K or 43,000 posts. :)
A great Christmas present you gave yourself! :D
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With this post, I have reached 43K or 43,000 posts. :)
A great Christmas present you gave yourself! :D
Yeah, but I'm still wondering, when am I gonna get a brand new Chrysler Cordoba with real Corinthian leather seats like Ricardo Montalban used to advertise for surpassing another 1K landmark? ??? ::) :P ;) ;D (Yeah, I know, you don't get shit for it. :P ::))
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MaxBigfoot has just surpassed 18,000 or 18K posts today the day after Christmas. Congratulations. :)
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MaxBigfoot has just surpassed 18,000 or 18K posts today the day after Christmas. Congratulations. :)
Congratulations, Max!
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Thanks, guys. ;D
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Thanks, guys. ;D
You are welcome. :)
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He may not know it, or even care, but Shadowmuse Blown has gone over 19,000 posts or 19K if you like, and so congratulations Chris. :)
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My congratulations to the Muse-man! :)
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Scarface has surpassed 1,000 posts or 1K if you like and I'm not sure if he knows it. ???
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Congrats Shadowmuse!
Congrats Scarface!
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Congrats to Scarface!
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By the way, with no fanfare, JJ has surpassed 3,000 post or 3K. :)
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By the way, with no fanfare, JJ has surpassed 3,000 post or 3K. :)
Considering how few threads he posts to, that's quite the feat! Congrats to JJ!
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With this post, I have reached 44,000 posts or 44K if you like. :)
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Congrats JJ!
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With this post, I have reached 44,000 posts or 44K if you like. :)
Congrats, sol!
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With this post, I have reached 44,000 posts or 44K if you like. :)
Congrats, sol!
Thank you. :)
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Congratulations on your 44, sol!
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Congratulations on your 44, sol!
Thank you. :)
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I'll let Alice give the good news...
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Congrats on 54K salem. Another landmark surpassed by you. :)
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Many congrats on your 54th M, salem! :)
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where the 50k crew at?
There is only one 50K+ member at this forum and that is salem, the moderator. Palomine, Pedonbio, Munchwolf, Goober and others who used to post a lot here haven't done so in years. They either quit the forum completely or post very seldom. If you go to the bottom of the main page and look for the statistics link, you'll see who the top ten posters of the forum are nowadays. :)
To think, at one point I was the #1 poster ...
-Munch "long long time ago in a galaxy far far away" Wolf
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My 50th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 55 days (12/14/22-2/7/23) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021…a drastic slowdown due to life’s interventions.” 007
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Congratulations Zookie, you just blew through the last one thousand posts. :)
And you're coming up on your 45th M!
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where the 50k crew at?
There is only one 50K+ member at this forum and that is salem, the moderator. Palomine, Pedonbio, Munchwolf, Goober and others who used to post a lot here haven't done so in years. They either quit the forum completely or post very seldom. If you go to the bottom of the main page and look for the statistics link, you'll see who the top ten posters of the forum are nowadays. :)
To think, at one point I was the #1 poster ...
-Munch "long long time ago in a galaxy far far away" Wolf
I feel your pain, Munch! Between various Forum fastapazools and certain huge threads with tens of thousands of posts made over 15-20 years being sent into the cornfield...I feel your pain.
Also, welcome back, stranger! 8)
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I'll let Alice give the good news...
Congrats. That four-thousand-post lead is gonna be hard to match...
...but I'll try ;)
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Congrats on the big 5-O, Zookie!
And Hi Munch, it's nice to see you! :)
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My 50th M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 55 days (12/14/22-2/7/23) with an unknown number of posts (at least 900 of them) that went poof in mid-April 2021…a drastic slowdown due to life’s interventions.” 007
Congrats Zook. Prior to today you were so close to 50K for a couple days, but you hadn't crossed that line, but I read a few minutes ago that you had a family problem which I hope it isn't too serious.
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With this post I'll have 45,000 posts, or 45K if you prefer, on the forum. :)
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45 congrats, sol! :)
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Many congrats to Shadowmuse Blown for passing a big milestone, his 20,000th post! ;D
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Many congrats to Shadowmuse Blown for passing a big milestone, his 20,000th post! ;D
Hey hey hey on the 20K!
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Looks like I got 3 a couple of weeks ago.
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Congratulations, Breasts! ;D
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Congratulations, Breasts! ;D
Thanks! :D
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Looks like I got 3 a couple of weeks ago.
Congrats!
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55K!
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A whole lot of congratulations, Salem! :)
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Thank you, Max.
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Looks like I got 3 a couple of weeks ago.
Congrats!
Cheers!
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My 51st M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 86 days (2/7/23-5/4/23)…in mid-April 2021, there was a disturbance in the Force, as if hundreds of posts suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened” 007
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Congratulations again, Zookie! :)
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My 51st M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 86 days (2/7/23-5/4/23)…in mid-April 2021, there was a disturbance in the Force, as if hundreds of posts suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened” 007
Congrats Zookie. :)
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Thanks and thanks for indulging my geeky celebration of all things Star Wars yesterday ;)
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With this post I will have 46K or 46,000 posts in this forum. :) Hopefully I won't make another mistake which will get me banned again and allow me to hit 50K sometime/someday. :P
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With this post I will have 46K or 46,000 posts in this forum. :) Hopefully I won't make another mistake which will get me banned again and allow me to hit 50K sometime/someday. :P
;)
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Congrats on 46, sol! ;D
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Congrats on 46, sol! ;D
Thanks Max. :)
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Today, without much fanfare, Hiram has reached the 7K or 7,000 posts landmark. Congratulations. :)
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Today, without much fanfare, Hiram has reached the 7K or 7,000 posts landmark. Congratulations. :)
Cheers. I'd not seen my count had got that high until I hit 6999. Had to post another to get 7K.
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Today, without much fanfare, Hiram has reached the 7K or 7,000 posts landmark. Congratulations. :)
Cheers. I'd not seen my count had got that high until I hit 6999. Had to post another to get 7K.
Congratulations!
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7 x Congratulations, Hiram! :)
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Might also be worth noting that the Charade Recherché‘s Bulging Bosoms Thread thread has reached the milestone of 100K!
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Today, without much fanfare, Hiram has reached the 7K or 7,000 posts landmark. Congratulations. :)
Cheers. I'd not seen my count had got that high until I hit 6999. Had to post another to get 7K.
Congratulations!
Cheers.
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7 x Congratulations, Hiram! :)
Merci beaucoup.
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I just noticed that as of May 10, it was the 20th anniversary of my joining this forum and so I've been a moderator nuisance for the last 7310 days. ;) ;D
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I just noticed that as of May 10, it was the 20th anniversary of my joining this forum and so I've been a moderator nuisance for the last 7310 days. ;) ;D
Here's to the next 7310! ;D
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I just noticed that as of May 10, it was the 20th anniversary of my joining this forum and so I've been a moderator nuisance for the last 7310 days. ;) ;D
Here's to the next 7310! ;D
I wonder how soon you'll ban me again .... ??? ::) ;) ;D
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I just noticed that as of May 10, it was the 20th anniversary of my joining this forum and so I've been a moderator nuisance for the last 7310 days. ;) ;D
Here's to the next 7310! ;D
I wonder how soon you'll ban me again .... ??? ::) ;) ;D
Depends how soon you'll post something without checking to make sure it's not from a verboten site...or an invisible WEBP file ;)
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I just noticed that as of May 10, it was the 20th anniversary of my joining this forum and so I've been a moderator nuisance for the last 7310 days. ;) ;D
Here's to the next 7310! ;D
I wonder how soon you'll ban me again .... ??? ::) ;) ;D
Depends how soon you'll post something without checking to make sure it's not from a verboten site...or an invisible WEBP file ;)
What he said. ;D
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You can be banned for posting a WEBP file? ??? :( I use Microsoft, seems unfair just because I don't use Apple products. :(
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You can be banned for posting a WEBP file? ??? :( I use Microsoft, seems unfair just because I don't use Apple products. :(
Even I would not go that far, I think zookie may have been joking.
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Lucaxyz2 has reached the 3K or 3,000 post landmark. He is also the top post starter in the site. :)
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Once again, I shall let Alice speak for me....
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Once again, I shall let Alice speak for me....
Congratulations salem. You were gone for a week+ or so, were you vacationing or ill or what? ???
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Once again, I shall let Alice speak for me....
Many many many congrats, salem! :)
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With this post, I am now at 47K or 47,000 posts. Due to my two months stay in purgatory, it took a little longer to get here. :P
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Congratulations again, sol! :)
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Congratulations again, sol! :)
Thanks MaxBigfoot. :)
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Shadowmuse Blown has surpassed 21K or 21,000 post early today without much fanfare. I sometimes wonder if he knows how many posts he has. :)
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I didn't notice when he started posting again, but gOOber is just a little past 23000 posts now, and adding to it at an ever increasing rate! Congrats to our pic-o-matic returnee! :)
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Palindrome!
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I just noticed that as of May 10, it was the 20th anniversary of my joining this forum and so I've been a moderator nuisance for the last 7310 days. ;) ;D
Here's to the next 7310! ;D
I wonder how soon you'll ban me again .... ??? ::) ;) ;D
Depends how soon you'll post something without checking to make sure it's not from a verboten site...or an invisible WEBP file ;)
What he said. ;D
You can be banned for posting a WEBP file? ??? :( I use Microsoft, seems unfair just because I don't use Apple products. :(
Even I would not go that far, I think zookie may have been joking.
Maybe...or am I?
bwahahahahahaha
PS: sol, the .WEBP file format is from neither Apple nor Microsoft, but from Google. Therefore, it is natively viewable in the Google Chrome browser, but other browsers running on your computer's operating system (whether Windows or Mac OS X) tend to choke on it. And ever since the last Forum fastapazool, unlike for attachments in industry-standard file formats like .PNG or .JPG/.JPEG, it's impossible to click on the thumbnail of a .WEBP attachment to expand it and then to right-click on the expanded image to save it. Because the thumbnail doesn't appear on the screen. Only the attachment link. And if you click on the attachment link or try the right-click function, then you get an unreadable CMS file trying to download to your machine.
So, please: check your Windows File Explorer settings so that when you download an image to your computer's Downloads folder, the image's file extension is displayed. And if you see it's a .WEBP file then upload it to any of the many free online WEBP-to-JPG conversion websites out there like CloudConvert (https://www.cloudconvert.com/webp-to-jpg) or Convertio (https://www.convertio.co/webp-jpg) or Ezgif (https://www.ezgif.com/webp-to-jpg). Then download the converted .JPG or .PNG file to your Downloads folder, and then attach it to the post in the Forum as per usual. Problem solved. No more invisible .WEBP files!
It's a small courtesy that would mean a lot. Thanks.
-- TheZookie "and don't upload images from verboten sites either :D" 007
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webp shows up on Firefox just fine. ;D
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webp shows up on Firefox just fine. ;D
You're lucky. On my version of Firefox, all I see is the filename but not the thumbnail :(
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webp shows up on Firefox just fine. ;D
You're lucky. On my version of Firefox, all I see is the filename but not the thumbnail :(
Huh, I don't understand that at all. I'm using the lastest version, are you? Is it possible you've got some ad blocker or something that might be doing a partial BEA Forum block?
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webp shows up on Firefox just fine. ;D
You're lucky. On my version of Firefox, all I see is the filename but not the thumbnail :(
Huh, I don't understand that at all. I'm using the lastest version, are you? Is it possible you've got some ad blocker or something that might be doing a partial BEA Forum block?
Nope, no ad blockers.
Here's what an "Invisible .WEBP File" error looks like:
(https://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9982211.0;attach=934921;image)
If I were to try to click on the link of the attachment, it takes me to an XML page. If I were to try to right-click on the link and choose "Save Link As..." it tries to download a .XML file. If the attachment was an .MP4 file and I did right-click -> "Save Link As..."/"Save As...", it tries to download a .CMS file.
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Yeah, I have that problem with mp4s too, but not webps. Again, weird. :P
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With this post I will have 48K or 48,000 posts. Tomorrow I will be going out of town and not be back till next Wednesday, so I won't be posting anymore after today.
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Congrats on 48K, sol! :)
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With this post I will have 48K or 48,000 posts. Tomorrow I will be going out of town and not be back till next Wednesday, so I won't be posting anymore after today.
Congrats!
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I'm back home. Will post more tomorrow. :)
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MaxBigfoot is very close to 20K. He'll probably hit it today. :)
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Yup! Right now! ;)
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Yup! Right now! ;)
Congrats MaxBigfoot! By the way, you surpassed another 10K landmark, so you only have another 10,000 posts, more or less, to reach 30K. ;) ;D
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Yup! Right now! ;)
Congrats MaxBigfoot! By the way, you surpassed another 10K landmark, so you only have another 10,000 posts, more or less, to reach 30K. ;) ;D
Sadly, I don't think that'll ever happen.
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Yup! Right now! ;)
Congrats MaxBigfoot! By the way, you surpassed another 10K landmark, so you only have another 10,000 posts, more or less, to reach 30K. ;) ;D
Sadly, I don't think that'll ever happen.
You never know for sure. I remember years ago I never thought I'd catch up to Palomine, pedonbio or Goober since at that time they were so prolific but now, they are all far behind. :)
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T_Man has reached the 3K or 3,000 posts landmark. No big whoop-dee-doo from him. ;) :)
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T_Man has reached the 3K or 3,000 posts landmark. No big whoop-dee-doo from him. ;) :)
Thanks for noticing, Sol!
Yes, I just noticed I crossed 3,000. And it only took me 19 years and 8 months!
Whoop-dee-doo and YeeHaw!
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T_Man has reached the 3K or 3,000 posts landmark. No big whoop-dee-doo from him. ;) :)
Thanks for noticing, Sol!
Yes, I just noticed I crossed 3,000. And it only took me 19 years and 8 months!
Whoop-dee-doo and YeeHaw!
Yeah, you registered about five months after I did. :)
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T_Man has reached the 3K or 3,000 posts landmark. No big whoop-dee-doo from him. ;) :)
Thanks for noticing, Sol!
Yes, I just noticed I crossed 3,000. And it only took me 19 years and 8 months!
Whoop-dee-doo and YeeHaw!
Congrats on the 3 grand, T_Man! Hope we're all still around when you make 6! ;) :)
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Thanks, Max!
I just noticed that you, solvegas and I all registered in 2003. We've been hanging around this place for 20 years! That's like a fifth of a century.
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Thanks, Max!
I just noticed that you, solvegas and I all registered in 2003. We've been hanging around this place for 20 years! That's like a fifth of a century.
Guess we are becoming BEA old timers. ;) :)
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I was actually registered before that, but the forum had a blow up and a lot of us had to re-register, which is when our registration shows from. :P
I didn't even know that had happened until a long time afterwards, when Palomine reached out to me.
I just checked my girly pictures folders, and I've got a picture in a folder "JJ's Babes" which is dated 2000-10-24. So I know I was on the forum back then, at least.
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As of now, BElover has 5999 posts so he should be hitting 6K soon. :)
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Congratulations to BElover, he just hit 6K or 6,000 posts. :)
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By the way, salem should be hitting 57K soon and vf1000ride should be hitting 2K soon enough. I'll be outtta town for the next week visiting family, so I suspect both will hit these landmarks pretty soon while I'm out. :)
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Bumping it up so people see it first. :)
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57,000!
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A whole lot of congrats, salem! :)
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Thanks, Max
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vf1000ride, our best sleuth, has 2,000 posts or 2K if you like. Yes, I'm back from visiting family and I'm back to annoy you guys. ;) ;D
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With this post, I'm officially at 49,000 or 49K posts.
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Another bunch of congrats, sol. :)
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Shadowmuse should be hitting 22K within the next 24 hours or so. :)
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Shadowmuse has passed the 22K landmark. Congratulations. :)
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Many happy congrats, Shadowmuse!
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Bombayduk has surpassed 5K or 5,000 posts today. Congratulations Bombayduk. :)
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With this post, I will become a member of the exclusive 50K+ community of posters in this forum. :)
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Many congrats, sol! :)
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Many congrats, sol! :)
Thanks. :) Both salem and Zookie 007 should hit the next 1000 posts/K soon.
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Welcome to the dizzy heights of the 50K club Sol!
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Welcome to the dizzy heights of the 50K club Sol!
Pretty soon you will be hitting 58K salem. :)
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salem just surpassed 58K or 58,000 posts this morning. Congrats to my biggest banner. ;) ;D
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58,000!
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Lots and lots of congrats, salem! :)
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My 52nd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 140 days (5/4/23-9/20/23)…a slow down in posting, due to the vagaries of life…but I’m still standing” 007
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My 52nd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 140 days (5/4/23-9/20/23)…a slow down in posting, due to the vagaries of life…but I’m still standing” 007
Yeah, I noticed you hadn't been in the forum for a few days right before you hit 52K and I hope the "vagaries" were not too bad. :)
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I too, noticed you were missing in action for a little while there. Oh well, onward on to 53! Congrats again! :)
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Without any fanfare, titorteat just hit his first 1K or 1,000 posts. :)
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With this post, I'm at 51,000 or 51K posts. :)
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Many congrats again, sol! :)
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I just realized that it only took me one month to go from 50K to 51K. ???
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Shadowmuse Blown has reached the 23K landmark. Congratulations Chris. :)
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59,000!
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I was getting ready to acknowledge your landmark, but I guess I don't need to do that but congratulations, nevertheless. :)
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A whole bunch of congrats, salem! :)
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Thanks fellas, much appreciated. :)
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MaxBigfoot should be hitting 21k pretty soon. :)
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20 years ago today I registered with the BEArchive. Funny, it only seems like two decades.
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MaxBigfoot should be hitting 21k pretty soon. :)
Just passed it. :)
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20 years ago today I registered with the BEArchive. Funny, it only seems like two decades.
LOL!! ;D ;D ;D
And congrats, T_Man! :)
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20 years ago today I registered with the BEArchive. Funny, it only seems like two decades.
LOL!! ;D ;D ;D
And congrats, T_Man! :)
And congrats to you making 21K! I see you hit 20 years back in January. Wow!
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MaxBigfoot should be hitting 21k pretty soon. :)
Just passed it. :)
Congrats MaxBigfoot. :)
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Thanks guys! And yeah, it's been 20 years too. Where does the time go? :)
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Thanks guys! And yeah, it's been 20 years too. Where does the time go? :)
Time is so subjective. When I was very young, my maternal Grandfather said to me, "Days are long but years are short. " At the time I had no idea what he meant but later on as I got older, I learned and appreciated his wise statement. :)
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Well, with this post I will be at 52,000 posts or 52K. :)
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A whole lot of congrats, sol. :) :)
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A whole lot of congrats, sol. :) :)
Thank you! :)
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Belated congrats, Sol!
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Belated congrats, Sol!
Better late than never. ;) ;D
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Something just happened which I never thought would happen. I just realized that I have surpassed, for now, the total posts numbers and caught up to Zookie007. It only took me 20+ years. :o
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You sped up and Zookie slowed down. :)
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You sped up and Zookie slowed down. :)
One thing that also happened is that due to forum troubles in the past, Zookie had at least 2,000 posts disappeared from his total. I too lost posts but nowhere near as many. :P :(
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With this post, I hit 53,000 or 53K posts. :)
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Shadowmuse Blown has surpassed 24,000 or 24K posts. Congratulations! :)
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salem should within a day or so surpass 60,000 or 60K posts, making him the first member/moderator to reach such heights. :)
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60,000!
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A nice round number! ;)
Many congrats, Salem! :)
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A whole lotta congrats to both sol and Shadowmuse! :)
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60,000!
Congrats salem, you are the Mt Everest of posters on the BEA. :)
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By the way, Shadowmuse Blown has surpassed Palomine in total posts. :)
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Without much fanfare, Scarface has surpassed 3,000 posts. Congratulations, Scarface. :)
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Margaret, our number one bra expert, is now at 1,000 or 1K posts! Yee-ha! :) ;D
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With this post, I now have 54,000 posts or 54K. :)
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Congrats, sol. :)
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Congrats, sol. :)
Thank you. :)
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61,000!
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Congratulations salem, another 1K that you have zoomed by. :)
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Thanks, Sol. Congrats on your 54K too.
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Congrats on yet another k, salem. :)
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Without much fanfare, Shadowmuse Blown has surpassed 25,000 or 25K posts. congratulations, Chris. :)
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With this post, I'm now at 55,000 or 55K posts. :)
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With this post, I'm now at 55,000 or 55K posts. :)
Your work ethic is admirable, ;)
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With this post, I'm now at 55,000 or 55K posts. :)
Your work ethic is admirable, ;)
I'm retired, so I have more time to do some stuff. :)
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Many congrats to sol and Shadowmuse! :)
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Without much fanfare, that self-proclaimed "Old Fart", rtpoe, has hit the 12K or 12,000 posts. He has been a member since August of 2001. Congratulations. :)
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Congrats, rtpoe! :D
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22000
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22000
Congratulations MaxBigfoot. :) Early this morning I saw how close you were to the 22K landmark, and I knew a small move by you would get you over the top. :)
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With this post, I'm now officially at 56,000 posts or 56K. Both salem and Zookie007 will also soon enough surpass another K landmark. :)
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Congrats again, sol. Also, Bramlet is just 10 posts short of the 4k mark.
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My 53rd M.
-- TheZookie "A thousand posts in 175 days (9/20/23-3/12/24)…overtaken by two people in posting due to Life Happening & the infamous fastapazaool…but I’ll get back up there!” 007
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Congratulation Zook, your output has declined compared to what it used to be, but you remain one of the main actors of the BEA. :)
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Many X many congrats, Zookie! ;D
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Many X many congrats, Zookie! ;D
Thanks!
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Congratulation Zook, your output has declined compared to what it used to be, but you remain one of the main actors of the BEA. :)
Yes...Real Life took its toll on me in the past few months...
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salem has surpassed another landmark, 62,000 or 62K posts without himself acknowledging this action. Congratulations salem. :)
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Mucho congrats, salem! :)
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Mucho congrats, salem! :)
Thanks fellas, suppose I should celebrate with a belated pic!
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Mucho congrats, salem! :)
Thanks fellas, suppose I should celebrate with a belated pic!
Better late than never. ;) ;D
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Mucho congrats, salem! :)
Thanks fellas, suppose I should celebrate with a belated pic!
Very nice :)
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With this post, I hit 57,000 posts or 57K posts. :)
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Belated many congrats, sol. :)
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Belated many congrats, sol. :)
Thank you, MaxBigfoot. :)
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It seems that later today Shadowmuse will surpass 26K or 26,000 posts. :)
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Congratulations to Shadowmuse Blown, he has surpassed the 26K, 26,000 posts landmark. :)
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With this post I will have 58,000 posts or 58K. :)
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Ayrton has just today surpassed 2,000 posts or 2K. Congratulations to you Ayrton. :)
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Robin_K2 has surpassed 3,000 posts or 3K, Congratulations. :)