Ug. This is the type of noob that annoys me the most.
You have fingers and eyes for a reason. If you aren't going to use your fingers to type stuff on your keyboard and your eyes to see stuff on the screen, then please ... for the sake of humanity, RAM YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EYES.
At that point you will have finally found a good use for both eyes and fingers.
Shit is pretty easy in this day in age - you wanna see boobies - open up google and type boobies and holy fuck, thousands and thousands of pages appear with some sort of boobies on them.
Do stuff for yourself, it is MUCH more rewarding.