Post by: JoiWest on June 29, 2001, 10:56:00 AM
Probably a rerun but I don't know for sure.
FAKE TITS RULE!!! (sorry to you naturalists but sometimes I just have to let it out)
:-)
Joi
Hi to my special pals :-)
and to my Man of course.
*formerly overweight rather small busted Ecdysiast, for anyone who may not know of her.=)
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on June 29, 2001, 04:19:00 PM
Post by: dev on June 29, 2001, 04:27:00 PM
Post by: JoiWest on June 29, 2001, 07:07:00 PM
Hi d'Zoi!
Hi ByPassCatch22!
http://www.bartleby.com/61/wavs/50/E0025000.wav
ec*dys*i*ast (noun)
[Greek ekdysis]
First appeared 1940
: STRIPTEASER
ecdysiast
t noun humorous a striptease performer.
—ORIGIN 1940s: from Greek ekdusis 'shedding', on the pattern of enthusiast.
STRIPTEASE
An uncommon noun which may mean:
1.striptease: stripper, striptease artist, stripteaser, exotic dancer, **ecdysiast**, peeler.
2.striptease: strip show.
3.striptease: strip.
1. n. striptease: stripper, striptease artist, stripteaser, exotic dancer, **ecdysiast**, peeler.
A performer who provides erotic entertainment by undressing to music.
Striptease is a type of:
» performer, performing artist » entertainer » person, individual, someone, somebody,
mortal, human, soul
» life form, organism, being, living thing » entity, something
» causal agent, cause, causal agency » entity, something
Related to striptease:
actor, histrion, player, thespian, role player; artiste; baton twirler, twirler; comedian,
comic; cowboy, rodeo rider; dancer; executant; fire-eater, fire-swallower; fire walker;
headliner, star; juggler; magician, prestidigitator, conjurer, conjuror, illusionist;
minstrel; monologist; musician, instrumentalist, player; puppeteer; Savoyard; snake
charmer; straight man; stripper, striptease artist, striptease, stripteaser, exotic dancer,
ecdysiast, peeler; vaudevillian; ventriloquist
2. n. striptease: strip show.
A form of erotic entertainment in which a person gradually undresses to music.
Striptease is a type of:
» show » communication » social relation » relation » abstraction
Related to striptease:
movie, film, picture, moving picture, motion picture, picture show, flick; attraction;
broadcast, program, programme; performance, public presentation; burlesque; play;
galanty show, shadow show, shadow play; puppet show, puppet play; striptease,
strip show; variety show, variety
3. n. striptease: strip.
A form of entertainment in which a dancer undresses to music; "she did a strip
right in front of everyone".
Striptease is a type of:
» nude dancing » stage dancing, choreography » dancing, dance,
terpsichore » diversion, recreation » activity » act, human action, human activity
Related to striptease:
fan dance; strip, striptease; bubble dance
ecdysis
t noun [MASS NOUN] Zoology the process of shedding the old skin (in reptiles) or casting off the outer cuticle (in insects and other arthropods).
—DERIVATIVES
ecdysial adjective.
—ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: from Greek ekdusis, from ekduein 'put off', from ek- 'out, off' + duein 'put'.
ec*dy*sis (noun), plural ec*dy*ses
[New Latin, from Greek ekdysis active of getting out, from ekdyein to strip, from ex- + dyein to enter, don]
First appeared circa 1854
: the act of molting or shedding an outer cuticular layer (as in insects and crustaceans)
:-)
An Ecdysiast.
Also, a good answer when a stranger (who was too proud to admit a lack of knowledge) asked some of my predecessors what they did for a living. :-)
:-)
bye4now!
Joi
Les poitrines de silicone sont superbes!
[ June 29, 2001: Message edited by: JoiWest ]
Post by: ApesMa on June 29, 2001, 08:56:00 PM
Post by: cynic on June 29, 2001, 09:45:00 PM
Post by: walksthweb on June 30, 2001, 01:13:00 AM
-walks
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on June 30, 2001, 03:19:00 AM
She was a sweet person.
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on June 30, 2001, 04:41:00 PM
Cynic: Thanks for the link! you may have saved me $50 or so.
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on June 30, 2001, 08:26:00 PM
Post by: zappfra on February 21, 2002, 04:28:00 PM
Post by: Davastav on February 22, 2002, 03:11:00 PM
Post by: HarmonyBliss on February 22, 2002, 03:32:00 PM
Post by: Elliot James on February 22, 2002, 06:21:00 PM
Post by: ac man on September 19, 2002, 06:03:24 PM
are in store for crystal storm, does anyone know about
this? have not heard anything new from her in a long time.
Post by: rtpoe on September 23, 2002, 08:00:50 PM
rtpoe
Post by: HarmonyBliss on September 24, 2002, 11:52:30 AM
Her size is still extremely huge even by today's standards
Post by: ac man on September 24, 2002, 03:21:55 PM
bigger, how about yourself?
Post by: gabyybag on September 24, 2002, 05:41:32 PM
ˇHi!
I'm just guessing here, but think photoclubs were only talking about her new website -or a better version of her old one- with them. Twice a month updates of pics and clips.
see yaa... =)
Post by: ac man on September 24, 2002, 06:52:29 PM
Post by: gabyybag on September 26, 2002, 04:42:56 PM
Post by: Whink on September 26, 2002, 06:21:20 PM
You're probably right...but riddle on this for a minute:
If string implants caused Chelsea's beautiful nipples to gradually grow apart and start facing the walls...and Crystal's nipples point inwards towards each other, ever so slightly mind you, wouldn't crystal be the perfect balance with a nice huge set of string implants??
I mean think about it, I love the look of both these two women and they are both so sweet...I'd never want anyone to think I was having a negative thought or word about them. NEVER!!
All I am doing is looking at purely from a 'breastman's POV for a minute, thinking about the possibilities. Sure, it's too bad that Dr. J has had the plug pulled on his research but what if it starts up again in Venezuela (known for their plastic surgery industry) or Thailand? Wouldn't it just be fabulous to see crystal with PPP implants?
And then again, maybe it wouldn't work out. But I can dream (fantasize)!
All the breast
Whinston
Post by: HereticAngel on September 26, 2002, 10:09:14 PM
No doubt C.C. Boobs are the biggest fake tits i know, but not the best looking...
Crystals boobs are just fine the way they look, if they stay this way she should "Pump em up to the Limits!!"
Post by: StormDancer on September 09, 2004, 09:55:58 PM
Enjoy, y'all!!!
StormDancer
Post by: Crazyjose on September 09, 2004, 10:43:01 PM
Crazyjose
Post by: Boobophiliac on September 10, 2004, 09:14:56 AM
Post by: GoCubsGo on September 10, 2004, 09:15:57 AM
http://www.crystalstorm.us/Crystal's%20Catalog%20Page.html
"Unexpected Entry"
Starring Crystal Storm & Jeff Milton
Crystal gets surprised by a "Peeping Tom" burglar as she pleasures herself -- then she invites him in to finish the job! Crystal stars as you've always wanted to see her -- in torrid hardcore action! $25
Post by: Googie on September 10, 2004, 11:59:06 AM
Post by: gabyybag on September 10, 2004, 03:58:27 PM
Thanx.
GoCubsGo: "Unexpected Entry" is a good movie, maybe i'm wrong but the "Peeping Tom" looks like a she more than a he.
see yaa... =)
Post by: GoCubsGo on September 10, 2004, 04:05:40 PM
Post by: gabyybag on September 10, 2004, 04:09:08 PM
see yaa... =)
Post by: lactose_tolerant on September 10, 2004, 10:13:39 PM
Post by: gabyybag on September 11, 2004, 04:13:19 PM
see yaa... =)
Post by: StormDancer on September 12, 2004, 08:36:17 PM
Quote:
It's worth having. also, i'm always willing to swap/trade videos.
*Sigh*
Geez, and you wonder why these women can't make any money and go outta business... The woman bothers to put up a catalog to sell a video that she's produced and I KNOW that she wasn't comfortable making in the first place -- and the FIRST friggin' thing that gets bantered about is for someone to post free, pirated vidcaps -- which someone gladly provides. Then next, talk begins about "swapping/trading" for it.
In other words, you'll do ANYTHING but shuck out a measely 25 damned bucks for it to the person who starred, produced, and made the thing, eh? Yeah, why the hell should anyone do the RIGHT thing, the honorable thing -- when you can steal it? Geez, you cheap-ass thieves are real shits, you know?
Post by: - matt - on September 13, 2004, 10:52:53 AM
I am sorry but all the stuff that they may have and which copyright is owed by them, cannot be posted here...
Sorry for deleting the pics that were part of her "copyrighted video"... and thanks for accomplishing with this request. We want to avoid problems...
Thanks my Sweeties! Enjoy the week...
Post by: Anime/BE Tiger on September 13, 2004, 11:13:46 AM
Post by: Bustylover on September 13, 2004, 04:43:35 PM
Bustylover
Post by: lactose_tolerant on September 13, 2004, 06:03:51 PM
one of the greatest entertainment acts of all time, the grateful dead, realized that and consistently landed in the top 10 money making lists year after year.
if the entertainer chooses to use this forum(essentially free advertising) they have to trust that the members are reasonable and realize that they are truly appreciative of the opportunity to interact w/ the entertainers. w/ the exception of a few that have tried to abuse the forum, i think most would agree that the bea is easily more of a boon to the industry than the contrary.
Quote:Quote:
It's worth having. also, i'm always willing to swap/trade videos.
*Sigh*
Geez, and you wonder why these women can't make any money and go outta business... The woman bothers to put up a catalog to sell a video that she's produced and I KNOW that she wasn't comfortable making in the first place -- and the FIRST friggin' thing that gets bantered about is for someone to post free, pirated vidcaps -- which someone gladly provides. Then next, talk begins about "swapping/trading" for it.
In other words, you'll do ANYTHING but shuck out a measely 25 damned bucks for it to the person who starred, produced, and made the thing, eh? Yeah, why the hell should anyone do the RIGHT thing, the honorable thing -- when you can steal it? Geez, you cheap-ass thieves are real shits, you know?
Post by: zappfra on September 13, 2004, 08:11:58 PM
Quote:
Geez, and you wonder why these women can't make any money and go outta business... The woman bothers to put up a catalog to sell a video that she's produced and I KNOW that she wasn't comfortable making in the first place -- and the FIRST friggin' thing that gets bantered about is for someone to post free, pirated vidcaps -- which someone gladly provides. Then next, talk begins about "swapping/trading" for it
Storm Dancer where in any law does it say that you cannot on sell something as a second hand item. (If your not sure sit on and peruse e-bay for a day or so). This is not a copyright infringement as you are selling the original item or swapping or whatever.
Couldn't agree with you more Lactose Intolerant that this site does promote the models but we also should not be infringing their requests not to post, but at the same time the models should see this as a postitive sometimes as anyone who did view the vidcaps is now more likely to purchase the video.
I actually just purchased two of Crystals Fan Club video's second hand from someone who was selling their collection and no I couldn't buy them brand new on the internet because up until this week they were not available.
Whilst talking available, Crystals video's are not available to overseas fans "due to custom problems". I've purchased videos from Minka, Busty Dusty, Score Group, Chessie Moore and never had a problem with them being sent overseas. Can that restriction Crystal and you will sell plenty more video's.
Crystals Thief video was far better that what I was expecting and I would recommend to any Crystal Fan.
The other video was a solo effort with Crystal on a bed, with a horny teddy and in a spa which I also recommend.
Post by: Palomine on September 13, 2004, 10:37:01 PM
Users ARE permitted to post offers to buy, sell and/or trade ORIGINAL videos, but NOT COPIES of original videos. There's no law that says a person can't resell an original VHS or DVD that he no longer wants, nor is there any law that say payment for that item must be made in cash... whatever legal form of payment a seller solicits is fine... be it cash or another original video (i.e.: a trade).
Let's lay off the name-calling, OK?
Post by: Tiggo on September 13, 2004, 11:06:32 PM
Methinks it is a good point, especially when viewing Ms. Melonie Charm's recent retirement, that these girls have to make money somehow. (And don't give me some bullsh*t about how dancers make $23 bazillion dollars a year. They don't)
I also hope that Ms. Storm will be touring/dancing more, and it would be my wildest dream for her to entertain her loyal (deep-pocketed) fans in the format of hotel-room private dances.
I've seen Crystal Storm dance twice and both times she was an absolute doll who really seemed to love performing.
In closing, however I would like to add that I think StormDancer went way too ballistic over a couple vidcaps. I mean... vidcaps?? One can barely see anything. And also, they are, in a way, free advertising (and don't give me that line about throwing the baby away with the bathwater)...
Post by: - matt - on September 14, 2004, 07:43:28 AM
The video pics were deleted as per their request.
If they do not allow them, we should clean them from here.
But sure: you know how many busty stars DO preffer to have their pics here and promote their site.
that's intelligence... Anyway: what can I say? Sorry if any of you were angry with me yesterday... In order to avoid any future legal problem... I needed to delete the pics.
Post by: Kenard on September 14, 2004, 04:47:32 PM
Post by: rtpoe on September 14, 2004, 08:08:14 PM
Quote:
And go see her dance if she's coming to a city near you.
I also hope that Ms. Storm will be touring/dancing more,
I see here that she will be at Gallagher's 2000 in NYC (Queens, to be precise) in late October...
rtpoe
Post by: zappfra on September 14, 2004, 08:30:47 PM
Quote:
Let's lay off the name-calling, OK?
At first I could not work out why Palomine has made this comment until I re read my post and realised I put Intolerant instead of Tolerant, a simple error, no malice intended in anyway.
Wouldn't be the first time palomine has taken something out of context though.
Post by: lactose_tolerant on September 14, 2004, 10:32:04 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Let's lay off the name-calling, OK?
At first I could not work out why Palomine has made this comment until I re read my post and realised I put Intolerant instead of Tolerant, a simple error, no malice intended in anyway.
Wouldn't be the first time palomine has taken something out of context though.
Post by: Palomine on September 14, 2004, 10:47:10 PM
Quote:
Wouldn't be the first time palomine has taken something out of context though.
SPEAKING of taking things out of context: my comment about name calling was NOT in response to your post which contained no such behavior, but rather to StormDancer's statement:
Quote:
...you cheap-ass thieves are real shits, you know?
Of course, had you bothered to simply READ the thread, this would have been obvious to you.
Zap, since it's only been a week since you last put your foot in your mouth re: my moderation ...due to your not reading or thinking about things clearly (or possibly both), why don't YOU lay off the hyper-defensive jumping-to-conclusion behavior and just let me do my job, OK?
Enforcing site policy and trying to keep a lid on personal attacks between users IS exactly what moderators do here, and you trying to score brownie points among the malcontents at my expense and the expense of this site's well-being does absolutely nothing whatsoever to contribute to the BEarchive community. So in the future, when you feel that urge to criticize, why not do everyone a favor and THINK before you POST instead, OK?
Post by: zappfra on September 15, 2004, 01:24:46 AM
By the way does a Polaroid with a dancer purchased from the dancer constitute copyright or can it be uploaded here
Post by: Palomine on September 15, 2004, 10:36:07 AM
Unmorphed Photoclubs images are not allowed to be posted here under any circumstances, so if someone attaches them in a thread, those images (and in some cases the entire thread) will be immediately removed. That's the policy of this site... if you don't like that policy you're free to say so, though I expect that your opinion won't change the policy... after all, YOU'RE not the one who receives the threatening legal notices from irate copyright holders.
Again, I wish that you'd actually READ the things you complain about BEFORE you complain about them... again, you have your facts wrong and as a result the only one who comes off poorly as a result is YOU.
To answer your question re: dancer polariod. If you own the rights to the image(s) you may post it according to the rules re: self-copyrighted content provided that doing so doesn't not violate any of the other rules listed in the thread pinned at the top of the GF. If you don't know whether you own the rights to the image or not, I certainly can't tell you.
Post by: - matt - on September 15, 2004, 10:47:13 AM
Missunderstandings are part of the virtual world!
One could understand in the wrong way what the other was referring to.
It is just a question of "clarification" and that's it.
Kenard: Thanks for your "sweet" comment!
and Palomine: you DO a great job! I love your way
But well... we all know: the virtual world offers barriers that we need to jump over... like for example: meaning of something, tone of a phrase... Anyway: another topic to be treated about this.... but not here...
In fact... WHAT WAS THIS ABOUT? CRYSTAL STORM? ups... nothing to say about her... I like boys.
Post by: ggk on September 15, 2004, 10:50:55 AM
Some people just like to complain Palomine. Zap is complaining about your removal of a complaint. Funny stuff!
Post by: Palomine on September 15, 2004, 12:35:39 PM
Quote:
"Again, I wish that you'd actually READ the things you complain about BEFORE you complain about them... again, you have your facts wrong and as a result the only one who comes off poorly as a result is YOU."
Some people just like to complain Palomine. Zap is complaining about your removal of a complaint. Funny stuff!
What's actually funny (or really, more sad than funny) is that I wasn't the person who removed the complaint (the Photoclub criticism thread). So, not only is Zappfra's complaint groundless (in that the thread was pulled for reasons OTHER than criticisms of Photoclubs) but in addition to being mistaken re: the REASON, Zap is also mistaken as to WHO... he's directing his ire towards me despite the fact that I didn't pull the thread/agreed that criticism of photo quality, etc... is a valid topic of conversation.
You just can't win sometimes...
Post by: ggk on September 15, 2004, 01:14:17 PM
Post by: RenegadeUK on May 09, 2005, 12:50:17 PM
http://www.crystalstorm.us/Crystal's%20News%20and%20Touring%20Page.html
She has rejected several recent photoshoots because of poor lighting, bad makeup and terrible posing...Hurrah for Crystal....you rock Girl...
Now if only a few other top models will just do the same we may see a final end to the appalling amateurish photographs rolled out by "couldn't care less" folks like PhotoClubs et al
Post by: Hentaibee on May 09, 2005, 01:40:52 PM
but there isnt, in this state of the industry?
If more people were into huge boobs...it would be a different story...
but cmon. its not a reality today. most guys n gals say Pam Anderson's tits are 'giant freaky tits'
and not all things you see on websites are necesarilly made by the website operators. long time users, compare some photoclubs, for example.
and then in the late hours when I look at stuff like SakuraSena or PBD...
it seems like there is a new generation of webgirls alltogether.
Post by: Struik on May 09, 2005, 01:52:16 PM
Quote:
Now if only a few other top models will just do the same we may see a final end to the appalling amateurish photographs rolled out by "couldn't care less" folks like PhotoClubs et al
Although I completely agree with the quoted statement, isn't Crystal on PhotoClubs already?
Post by: mcboob on May 09, 2005, 04:32:41 PM
I had read recently that a club where she was booked, basically fired her because of her appearence.
Perhaps it isn't ALL the photographers fault and perhaps Crystal didn't choose to reject the photos.
Post by: Hllywood_4_life on May 10, 2005, 06:50:38 AM
Post by: Mammeister on May 10, 2005, 06:54:16 AM
How sexy is that?
Post by: zappfra on May 11, 2005, 11:28:33 PM
Quote:
She's old enogh to be your grandmother, sonny.
How sexy is that?
Regardless of Crystals age, I saw her at the Market Street Cinema in 93, she would have been early to mid 20's then, she is in a select group of diminishing big enhanced models, who boob hounds appreciate still in the game. Judging on pictures over the past 12 months she has put in plenty of effort to get back on the circuit and good on her.
Post by: gOOber on May 12, 2005, 09:39:29 AM
Quote:Hubba Hubba
She's old enogh to be your grandmother, sonny.
How sexy is that?
Post by: StormDancer on May 14, 2005, 10:04:44 PM
Your humble servant,
StormDancer
Post by: RenegadeUK on May 15, 2005, 08:30:24 PM
Post by: dyon on December 03, 2005, 07:56:19 AM
Post by: TheRover on December 03, 2005, 08:32:04 AM
hxxp://www.crystalstorm.us/Crystal's%20Catalog%20Page.html
Post by: bignatslover on December 03, 2005, 08:49:44 AM
Post by: TheRover on December 03, 2005, 08:51:35 AM
Post by: dyon on December 03, 2005, 09:38:53 AM
Post by: Lloyd on December 03, 2005, 08:37:04 PM
Lloyd.
Post by: dyon on December 04, 2005, 01:10:40 PM
Post by: dyon on December 04, 2005, 04:24:43 PM
Post by: GA_Matt on December 04, 2005, 04:26:27 PM
It's Chessie Moore.
Post by: lactose_tolerant on December 04, 2005, 09:33:02 PM
Post by: SteveIce on December 05, 2005, 12:52:22 AM
Post by: dyon on December 05, 2005, 05:31:03 AM
Post by: dyon on December 09, 2005, 09:02:03 AM
http://crystalstorm.hugetit.us/
www.crystalstorm.us (her official web-site)
Post by: dyon on December 09, 2005, 06:57:41 PM
Post by: dyon on February 13, 2006, 04:02:27 AM
1)Is she retired?
2)If not, will she do her debut in hardcore? (I hope no?
3)Is she married?
Post by: mcboob on February 13, 2006, 04:16:48 AM
2) Never did hard core.
3) you hoping to get with her?
Post by: dyon on February 13, 2006, 04:24:27 AM
Post by: dyon on February 13, 2006, 01:32:57 PM
1)From her website...I think she's still touring.
2)She will never do hc.
3)I think she's unmarried because in all her pix and video I've never seen any ring on her fingers.
Post by: Bustylover on February 13, 2006, 03:08:50 PM
Post by: solvegas on February 13, 2006, 10:19:03 PM
Post by: dyon on February 14, 2006, 10:25:38 AM
Post by: StormDancer on February 23, 2006, 06:44:59 PM
B) No, she won't.
C) No, she isn't.
Post by: qsdnlj on May 20, 2006, 09:49:03 PM
I have two different video clips of this appearance. One is low-quality and has been around since 1998 (1.92MB, 18 secs), and the other is higher-quality and (it seems) pretty new (4.41MB, 56 secs). Each contains material not found on the other, though there is a lot of overlap. Naturally, I'd like to find a high-quality clip that contains everything. Does anyone know of one? Does anyone have this appearance recorded?
I've attached an image. There are six caps from the higher-quality clip; all six are of material not found on the low-quality clip. Then there are two caps comparing the low-quality and higher-quality clip, as well as a cap of material not found on the higher-quality clip.
I've also uploaded the higher-quality clip to Rapidshare.de, if anyone wants it. If anyone knows of a high-quality clip with everything, please let me know. Thanks.
http://rapidshare.de/files/20982150/Crystal_Storm_Tv_show_5.mpg.html
Post by: David437 on May 21, 2006, 05:29:32 AM
Post by: Bababooey86 on May 21, 2006, 08:00:30 AM
Post by: dyon on May 21, 2006, 10:20:11 AM
Post by: David437 on May 21, 2006, 03:39:28 PM
Post by: Got_Milk on May 22, 2006, 12:37:26 AM
Post by: dyon on May 22, 2006, 04:14:44 AM
Post by: dyon on May 26, 2006, 07:35:04 AM
Post by: StormDancer on August 21, 2007, 05:27:22 PM
To get the most pressing question that I‘m sure I‘ll be asked out of the way, yes, Crystal has had breast surgery in the recent past and, yes, I’m sorry to say, O big bust fans, that she’s been somewhat reduced -- though, actually, its not much. Why, you gasp heavily, would she do such a thing? There were two important reasons:
One, these implants were, shall we say “factory originals” and they only were supposed to stay in for, at most, 8 years. Without actually saying how long she actually had them, suffice it to say that, well, Crystal drove them ‘til the steel belts were showing. (I did have a chance to hold the original implants, which she still possesses. Why she still has them is a bit of a mystery. They make lousy paperweights, though they are an excellent conversation starter. Personally, I prefer them on the inside; on outside, they’re just not the same.) The catch is, due to normal wear and tear, they’re comin’ out of everyone sooner or later and it was just Crystal’s time -- which coincidentally led to...
Two, Crystal was experiencing problems with the implants. Its not a state secret what the problem was (the problem is not unheard of) but I’m not really at liberty to discuss it because it might get “misinterpreted” and she’s a bit fearful that the wrong rumor would get started. I, of course, don’t want that to happen to my sweet little angel. The good news for Crystal, health-wise, is that the problems that she was experiencing disappeared with the “swapping out” of the old implants for new ones and she‘s completely recovered.
In the process, she’s a tad smaller volume-wise (though, peculiarly, the same bust measurement -- 50 inches) but that’s a good thing (except for the uber big bust lovers, of course.) She’s much more happy and lively now and just as beautiful as she ever was, in all honesty. In clothes, you can’t really tell any difference. (Don’t ask me how big or how many cc’s she is now; I dunno and I didn’t/I won’t ask.) In the buff, its not that noticable either, mainly because of how much more svelte she’s become now that she’s back on the road.
Oh, and speaking of “in the buff”, you might notice the photo that I’ve posted. Its a pic that I took of her just two weeks ago when I visited her. She has a deserved reputation for being somewhat shy, but (somehow, I ain’t sure how) I convinced her to pose for a few spontaneous photos that I could throw out to her fans to let them know that she is alive and VERY well (as you can clearly see.)
She had sent me a few pics here and there since she returned to the road but they don’t do her justice. These come pretty close despite the cheesy camera being used. (Sorry about the poor quality of the photo; the camera wasn’t very good and I wasn’t much better -- but its better to have snapped sub-standard photos of a goddess than never to have snapped any photos at all!) I have a few others that I can post if anyone is interested. I’m sure that Crystal would like some feedback now that she’s touring again.
Actually, she’s in such good shape that I think that I got her to consider doing a new set of layouts. (For some bizarre reason, she doesn’t think that many folks would be interested in seeing her in a layout. No, I’m not making this up!) Because she’s been kinda low on the radar, I’m not sure that any of the mainstream men’s magazines even know that she‘s still available (let alone soooo beautiful still!) However, she let me know that she’ll be attending the Club Owner’s Expo in Vegas next week, so hopefully she’ll been noticed by some lucky outfit that will be attending. I sure hope so; she’s in stellar shape and hasn’t looked this good in years. She oughta get seen on someone's radar!
In the interim while recovering from her surgery, she got in the real estate market and wound up restoring a home that she bought on the cheap. (Though in her condition, bringing it up to selling condition took a little longer than she wanted.) It looks like she’s set to make a nice profit on it here shortly. But during recovery, she found that though real estate can be profitable, its just not as much fun as being on the road. (’Course, it probably doesn’t help either that real estate is cooling off, either...)
Thus, she hopped back on the road earlier this year and has had several club dates since. She’s got two appearances next month in Des Moines and Cedar Rapids. (Dates are on her website, www.crystalstorm.us) I’m dubious that she’ll be doing this for very much longer -- say a year or so -- so if you have a hankerin’ to see a legendary showgirl who’s as good as she ever was, I’d make the drive (even if its a loooooong drive) to see her when possible.
To make everyone happy here (I hope), this photo and all that I post on this thread are copyrighted by Crystal Storm 2007 and are used with her express permission. I can provide contact information if required by the mods.
Post by: LuckyLonghorn on August 21, 2007, 06:55:54 PM
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Post by: StormDancer on August 22, 2007, 04:53:13 PM
Here's another from the session. Hope that you enjoy, gents!
Post by: rtpoe on August 22, 2007, 06:47:04 PM
Post by: TheZookie007 on August 22, 2007, 07:41:48 PM
I became a huge fan of Crystal's when I saw a photo she took in a bodybuilding magazine, where they hailed her as a three-time winner of the World's Largest Breasts Contest...then I saw a layout she did with Stacy Staxx, in which they both looked enormous. I was hooked.Fantastic to hear that she is still alive, still well, and still idiotically well-stacked
Post by: spid on August 22, 2007, 08:01:16 PM
Post by: j99 on August 22, 2007, 11:24:42 PM
Post by: hugejugglover on August 22, 2007, 11:36:57 PM
Quote:
Thanks for all of the kind words for Crystal; I'll pass 'em along.
Here's another from the session. Hope that you enjoy, gents!
That's one of the best pics of Crystal I've ever seen. Thanks for the posts!
Post by: MasterDragonfly on August 23, 2007, 01:14:39 AM
Thanks for the update.
Post by: H_man on August 23, 2007, 03:24:50 AM
Quote:
I'm only two hours from Des Moines, I guess I'll be making a road trip.
I'm in Cedar Rapids, myself.
She will be well worth the trip across town. Now if only I didn't have to work every single day that she's here. (I work second shift, but I'll find time you can be sure of that.)
-H
(I wonder if she'll remember me from the last time she was here. She was having problems with her computer and I was no help at all. But I sure tried.)
Post by: RHIC on August 23, 2007, 03:37:23 AM
She does look great - heck implants or no, she's still a pretty gal.
Post by: StormDancer on August 23, 2007, 06:43:57 PM
) At any rate, its still a nice view of how shapely she is.
Post by: Kowalski on August 23, 2007, 10:21:53 PM
Post by: zartan on August 24, 2007, 05:26:37 PM
Quote:Do you happen to know which magazine and issue it was?
Anyone who thinks a fifty-inch bust is too small is just being greedy
Fantastic to hear that she is still alive, still well, and still idiotically well-stacked
Post by: StormDancer on August 24, 2007, 08:15:32 PM
I do have a friendly suggestion, though: when viewing Crystal and Staci, make sure ahead of time that you're not wearing anything nylon, 'cause -- trust me -- you'll melt whatever you're wearing if its a synthetic...
Then again, maybe its just me... *Sigh*
Post by: StormDancer on August 26, 2007, 02:06:03 PM
Allow me to rectify that situation.
Post by: G_I_John on August 26, 2007, 03:13:29 PM
Not that I'm complaining you understand
Post by: StormDancer on August 27, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
And, day-um, look at how lean she's gotten!!! Talk about slim 'n' stacked! Woof! Woof!
Post by: StormDancer on May 03, 2008, 09:52:52 PM
As far as the video work itself goes, she completed 2 b/g videos from the shoot with the Christian on March 28th for Hustler and Venom video, where she will grace the box cover of the Hustler DVD, apparently titled "Jawbreakers".
A few weeks later, she made a g/g video with Daphne Rosen for Playboy on April 25th entitled "Big Bust Fest" and shortly thereafter, she shot another video -- a larger budget comedy -- for Wicked pictures on April 28th with Ricki Wright and Evan Stone, which from her description should be quite amusing. There is no title yet for this video .
She completed her third b/g video, this time with a Ryan Hansen, for Playboy on April 30th entitled "Major Cans" which will be on Playboy's new VOD (Video on Demand) service in the near future. Additionally, she finished another video for Wicked May 1st. She's sworn to secrecy about this particular project, so no title is available for this film at this time, either. So far, most of these productions appear to be headed for DVD release (as she's gotten a box cover photo where applicable) but they may additionally be pay-per-view and/or VOD. Sorry for the lack of actual titles but it is apparently common in the industry that the titles aren't decided until later. Stay tuned, I guess.
Furthermore -- and this is important, gentlemen, so listen up -- Crystal Storm will now be known in ALL of these (and future) video productions as Crystal Ashley.
Pardon the pun, but Crystal appears to have taken the entire industry by storm. Everyone in it is -- big surprise -- absolutely bonkers over Crystal's decision to cross over to the mainstream adult industry. Last weekend, she attended two release parties thrown by Hustler and Penthouse and stole the show by being mobbed on the red carpet and at the parties. (See attachment of a photo from the Penthouse party from the AVN.com site w/ Jean Val Jean -- apparently a vampire of note...) Not surprisingly, every other male star in the industry wants to perform with her and is constantly barraging Crystal's phone trying to make a deal to star with her. She is getting several offers each day for video work and has her pick of where and who to work with. But, again, her time in this industry will be limited and she will be picky.
And NO, Bill, she ISN'T going to freaking escort -- so don't ask any more.
Post by: malquerido on May 03, 2008, 11:03:59 PM
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Post by: Cel on May 04, 2008, 04:14:18 AM
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Post by: derf79 on May 04, 2008, 08:48:02 AM
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Post by: Hentaibee on May 04, 2008, 10:04:09 AM
Post by: LuckyLonghorn on May 04, 2008, 01:15:51 PM
Quote:
Hentaibee said:
thats only jerking off and titfucking, but we are talking about the OTHER Crystal here
True, but I think you may be overlooking the rich potential that now exists for hot Crystal-on-Crystal action
Post by: StormDancer on May 06, 2008, 11:53:25 PM
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Post by: StormDancer on May 15, 2008, 11:37:15 AM
Actually, she would have done a seventh but she ran into a scheduling conflict with the Spencer's photographers. (IIRC, they shot the new calendars nlt late March of a given year.) This conflict prevented the shoot and, once the streak was broken, Spencers was not interested in shooting the calendar (the Double D Twins, although "both" were actually the one and only Crystal) any longer.
If you should ever bring this up with Crystal, be sure to sort of duck after mentioning it; it is kind of a sore spot with her. Not only did she dislike having to stop shooting the calendar, what really continues to bother her about this was that she didn't negotiate the title of the calendar with her own name -- Crystal Storm -- instead of the Double D Twins. She figured that had she done so, her publicity would have been that much greater.
Post by: StormDancer on May 15, 2008, 11:45:39 AM
(Love those chaps; helped her pick them out on a trip to Tijuana a few years ago...
)
Post by: StormDancer on May 16, 2008, 01:51:42 PM
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Post by: Hentaibee on May 18, 2008, 02:27:31 PM
Post by: StormDancer on May 18, 2008, 09:26:43 PM
Quote:
Yeah, she seems busy! (still waiting on my order..... for over five weeks now.....)
Sorry, man. I feel your pain but I can't help you there.
Here's a pic of Crystal on the red carpet with Tommy Gunn, Elizabeth Starr and the rest of the girls.
Post by: thunter on May 19, 2008, 08:37:32 PM
Post by: StormDancer on May 19, 2008, 10:23:47 PM
Post by: StormDancer on May 20, 2008, 10:27:28 PM
Rough job, Dan's...
Post by: Bustylover on May 21, 2008, 02:52:26 PM
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Post by: ROOSTR on May 30, 2008, 04:39:31 AM
it'd be better if you show us something from her new xxx career
Post by: Bustylover on May 30, 2008, 10:01:35 PM
Post by: StormDancer on May 30, 2008, 11:33:22 PM
Post by: Crazyjose on May 31, 2008, 12:29:38 AM
Will she be at the Erotica LA show next week?
Post by: StormDancer on June 01, 2008, 08:19:59 PM
Here's another recent pic from something other than the R 'n' P party.
Post by: Bonecracker on June 01, 2008, 09:48:53 PM
Even with smaller breasts, she still looks incredible! What a beautiful face. And a voice like Melanie Griffith to boost!
Kindest regards,
Bone...
Post by: StormDancer on June 07, 2008, 01:27:37 AM
Appearance #1: Crystal will be making a last-minute appearance at the Erotica-LA convention TOMORROW (June 7th) in the early afternoon. Dang if I can get her to commit to a particular time frame but, hey, I can't get her to commit to anything anyway. She will NOT be located at a particular booth, signing autographs and stuff like that but will be "mingling" around the floor briefly (say, an hour or so.) Check out www.erotica-la.com for details on open/closing times, parking, etc.
Appearance #2: Crystal will be attending a Penthouse Films wrap party in Hollywood TOMORROW night (6/7) and will be making an appearance on the red carpet before heading inside for the festivities. (No, she isn't involved in any of the films being released.) Dunno if the public is allowed in but, if you are, here's the details:
Who: Penthouse Films
When: Saturday Night, June 7th 2008
Time: 9:30pm – 2:00am Fashion show starts at 11pm
Where: Boulevard 3 6523 Sunset Blvd. Hollywood, CA 90028
Appearance #3: Crystal will be performing live onstage at the F.O.X.E. benefit show at the Whisky A Go Go on Sunday June 8th with Summer Cummings hosting the event. PLEASE note the narrow window for getting in the freaking door and that Crystal will be performing rather early in the program (3rd dance number)! Details are as follows:
FOXE 2008 ~ General Itinerary
Date: June 8, 2008
Time: Doors Open at 7:00 pm for Red Carpet
Arrivals 8:00 pm Doors close
9:00 pm to 11:00 pm Showtime
Location: Whiskey-a-Go-Go
8901 Sunset Blvd.
Hollywood , CA 90069
Purpose: To generate funding for P.A.W. (Protecting Adult Welfare) a not-for-profit organization whose goal is to help members of the adult entertainment community in times of need.
Host: Summer Cummings
Show breakdown:
1. Introductory music presented by DJ Lonnie Dylan;
2. Show starts. DJ or VO announces the show and performance of adult starlet Sunny Lane ;
3. PAW Founder Bill Margold welcomes the crowd and explains FOXE & PAW. then introduces Mistress of Ceremonies, Summer Cummings;
4. Summer welcomes the crowd;
5. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE shows over the years;
6. Summer introduces 2nd dance segment of the evening: Sandra London
7. Sandra London performs;
8. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE show;
9. Summer introduces 3rd dance segment of the evening: Crystal Storm;
10. Crystal Storm performs;
11. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE show;
12. Summer introduces ??? Special Guest.
13. ??? Special Guest hosts tribute segment to the Chorizo Brothers, recognizing their 25 years of contributions to the adult industry (satirical);
14. Chorizo Brothers present First Annual Chorizo Brothers Oily T-Shirt Contest (talent: Taylor Wane, Kim Chambers, Alana Evans plus others TBD);
15. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE show;
16. Summer introduces 3rd dance segment of the evening: S&M show (Mistress Corrine of The Play Space);
17. S&M show (Mistress Corrine of The Play Space);
18. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE show;
19. Summer introduces magician Jason Jemini;
20. Jason Jemini performs;
21. Summer introduces Bill Margold for the Ginger Lynn Broast. Ginger comes on stage and talks to crowd. Broasters (in turn) come on stage and pay tribute to Ginger (scheduled to appear: Amber Lynn, Tori Welles, Tommy Byron, more TBD). Ginger thanks Broasters and audience;
22. Bill Margold presents award to Ray Pistol (Arrow Video);
23. Summer introduces final act of the night: Sweet Avenge with Monica Mayhem;
24. Sweet Avenge performs;
25. Summer closes show;
26. DJ Lonnie Dylan performs.
Tickets: $40.00 per person or 3 for $100.00
VIP All Access tickets: $100.00 per person (limited to 20)
Bill Margold ([email protected]) (818) 501-6139
And lastly: I have included the most recent phone camera photo that Crystal has sent to me (a mere 3 days old) so as to give you an idea of how, um, "toned-to-the-bone" she has become lately while still being a perfect example of feminine pulchritude. And Bone, son, if you even notice that she has a "smaller" bosom, you've got a better eye than I do. (Yes, that's her behind the phone. Trust me. Sorry that you don't get a glimpse of her gorgeous face in this pic but, hey, you can't have everything...) She is sooooooooo much more than just "incredible", my friend.
Post by: elic on June 08, 2008, 09:02:44 PM
I'm happy she's got a kick to her career, but she needs to pay SOME attention to her "business".
Post by: StormDancer on June 26, 2008, 03:17:17 PM
http://www.boobsternewscenter.com/2008/06/25/face-to-tits-with-crystal-storm/
Post by: bman75 on July 11, 2008, 05:02:06 PM
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Post by: FREAKFETISH on July 13, 2008, 01:19:09 AM
Post by: Hentaibee on July 13, 2008, 04:02:20 AM
Post by: StormDancer on July 20, 2008, 09:45:46 PM
Thank you. I didn't think so...
Geez, *sigh* women...
Post by: turboprinz on July 20, 2008, 11:24:07 PM
Quote:
FREAKFETISH said:
looking great on that box cover!
In deed!
Unfortunately her scene in that movie is not as hot as the sexy cover promises.
Not really bad, that scene, but i've seen better scenes.
Just my 2 eurocent ...
Post by: bignatslover on July 21, 2008, 06:49:33 AM
Quote:LOL - you answered your own question correctly. Of course her legs are fine just as they are.
StormDancer said:Crystal and I are having a "disagreement". Does anyone here think that her legs are fat, chunky or otherwise in need of "reshaping"?Thank you. I didn't think so...
But I do need to have a word with her pedicurist.
Haha, I kid, I kid.
Post by: StormDancer on September 21, 2008, 10:33:23 PM
Looks like its VOD/PPV at this time but it should eventually be released on DVD. Crystal also has a new website up now -- www.crystalashleyxxx.com -- with news, credits, and a gallery of what she's been up lately.
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Post by: BarnacleBill on September 22, 2008, 06:59:20 PM
Post by: rebel6731 on September 22, 2008, 07:32:53 PM
Thanks for the info. Always great to see more of Crystal.
Post by: Mercerwatch on August 19, 2011, 05:12:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT_NMW2ejAo
Post by: salem on February 01, 2015, 09:52:00 AM
Post by: Palomine on February 17, 2016, 05:27:26 PM
fee46570572b544bc87cf1848bbe27e9 ULd Crystal Storm & hc
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Post by: nimbus on May 10, 2020, 08:34:17 AM
long time lurker, huge crystal storm fan. I came across this still from boobcruiser online.. does anyone know where the footage for this can be obtained? (boobcruiser do you frequent this forum as well?). I would absolutely love to see the video.
Post by: bignatslover on May 10, 2020, 09:15:13 AM
does anyone know where the footage for this can be obtained?Don't know but it looks great. That was definitely her at her peak!
Post by: nimbus on May 10, 2020, 09:38:49 AM
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Post by: salem on August 20, 2022, 07:51:53 PM
(Part 1 was Minka: See her thread for details)
(Part 2 was Tawny Peaks: See her thread for details)
(Part 3 was Wendy Whoppers: See her thread for details)
(Part 4 was Pandora Peaks: See her thread for details)
(Part 5 was Tiffany Towers: See her thread for details)
(Part 6 was SaRenna Lee: See her thread for details)
(Part 7 was Traci Topps: See her thread for details)
(Part 8 was Kayla Kleevage: See her thread for details)
(Part 9 was Busty Dusty: See her thread for details)
(Part 10 was Casey James: See her thread for details)
(Part 11 was Maxi Mounds: See her thread for details)
(Part 12 was Julia Miles: See her thread for details)
(Part 13 was Lisa Lipps: See her thread for details)
(Part 14 was Angelique: See her thread for details)
(Part 15 was Fantasia: See her thread for details)
(Part 16 was Colt 45: See her thread for details)
(Part 17 was Letha Weapons: See her thread for details)
(Part 18 was Deena Duos: See her thread for details)
(Part 19 was BB Gunns: See her thread for details)
(Part 20 was Chelsea Charms: See her thread for details)
(Part 21 was Summer Cummings: See her thread for details)
(Part 22 was Alyssa Alps: See her thread for details)
(Part 23 was Teddi Barrett: See her thread for details)
(Part 24 was Mistress Rhiannon: See her thread for details)
(Part 25 was Nikki Knockers: See her thread for details)
(Part 26 was Elizabeth Starr: See her thread for details)
(Part 27 was Dee Dee Deluxx: See her thread for details)
(Part 28 was Candy Cantaloupes: See her thread for details)
(Part 29 was Crystal Gunns: See her thread for details)
(Part 30 was Lulu Devine: See her thread for details)
(Part 31 was Lolo Ferrari: See her thread for details)
(Part 32 was Leanna Lovelace: See her thread for details)
(Part 33 was Plenty UpTopp: See her thread for details)
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Post by: solvegas on December 29, 2022, 08:07:28 AM
One of the big 90s girls, it is amazing, and sad, that this thread can span 14 years on a single page.
Pretty sad indeed. I met her at the 2009 Exotic Dancer Show at the Mandalay Bay Casino here in Sin City and she was taking photos alongside Chelsea Charms at the time. You noticed there was an entry by Palomine in the page? Boy, this thread has had a hard time. :(
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Post by: Bombayduk on February 06, 2023, 08:27:35 AM
Post by: ExtremistComics on February 08, 2023, 02:51:09 PM
She was so huge 30 years ago. :)Bought a few big bust mags from a lovely old perv's booth at an antique mall (they're before my time) and thus is actually one of them.
Post by: solvegas on July 04, 2023, 07:12:14 AM
Post by: Bombayduk on July 04, 2023, 09:04:13 AM
Post by: solvegas on July 04, 2023, 09:20:36 AM
Do we even have the big bust feature entertainers touring today or is that a thing of the past?
It seems to be gone. Besides, why travel when you can go online on OnlyFans and get lots of moolah that way without the hassle of airports.
Post by: Bombayduk on July 04, 2023, 10:16:11 AM
Haven't been to a club in close to 20 years, guessing the Rhino was the last time.Do we even have the big bust feature entertainers touring today or is that a thing of the past?
It seems to be gone. Besides, why travel when you can go online on OnlyFans and get lots of moolah that way without the hassle of airports.
Post by: solvegas on July 04, 2023, 09:44:37 PM
Haven't been to a club in close to 20 years, guessing the Rhino was the last time.Do we even have the big bust feature entertainers touring today or is that a thing of the past?
It seems to be gone. Besides, why travel when you can go online on OnlyFans and get lots of moolah that way without the hassle of airports.
I too haven't been to a titty bar in many years. :P
Post by: zappfra on July 05, 2023, 04:09:55 AM
One of the big 90s girls, it is amazing, and sad, that this thread can span 14 years on a single page.
Pretty sad indeed. I met her at the 2009 Exotic Dancer Show at the Mandalay Bay Casino here in Sin City and she was taking photos alongside Chelsea Charms at the time. You noticed there was an entry by Palomine in the page? Boy, this thread has had a hard time. :(
Was back when I thought it is all too hard here, the Mod's were getting ridiculous. 1993 at the MCS, Crystal was at her prime, still have the polaroid somewhere.
Post by: TheZookie007 on July 05, 2023, 04:34:03 AM
She was so huge 30 years ago. :)The interesting thing is that now, there are so many models that have breasts as large as Crystal used implants to get to, but they're all-natural.
I guess that's natural selection and real-time evolution in action? ;)
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Post by: Bombayduk on July 12, 2024, 07:11:05 AM
A big deal back in the 80's and 90's. :)I think it was the early to mid 90s when I first started seeing the 3k girls on TV and thought how totally amazing big fake boobs looked. They looked so big, but today we have many girls twice that size and Beshine would make them look average standing next to them.
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