Post by: AgentDee on February 16, 2002, 07:43:00 PM
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Post by: Glottis on July 07, 2002, 11:45:49 PM
how big do you think she is?
Post by: Leviathan on July 08, 2002, 12:06:56 AM
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Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on July 08, 2002, 07:29:46 AM
Post by: smitty on July 08, 2002, 04:21:12 PM
-On an episode of 'Just Shoot Me' that had Dana Carvey as a guest star, she was given a dress that turned out to be "see-through"--some stations showed her digitally blurred, and on the stations that didn't the dress wasn't see-thru @ all.
-In the movie 'Nina Takes a Lover' she had a sex scene or two, but nothing was shown. Also, it may be from a different movie, but she tries on various bathing suits.
-Her "breast" work is probably in 'The Stand', which has caps in the Breasts in Movies section. She's got a nice scene jiggling around in a bra.
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on July 08, 2002, 06:32:31 PM
Post by: TheZookie007 on July 10, 2002, 04:33:40 PM
Post by: Jay_Dawg on July 12, 2002, 02:26:25 AM
She tries on a bathing suit in Nina Takes a Lover. and her jiggling is in the stand. One BIGASS bra.
The retarded brother asks "Are those D-cups?" heh heh.
Another episode, Nina(the model) toldMya to stick her chest out, when she did. "Good grief Mya. Can you see your own feet when you do that?" Another funny part.
The only other part that I can think of, was an episode where her sweater was skin tight. Finch comforts her, when she asks why "I just HAD to hug you in that sweater."
Post by: smitty on July 14, 2002, 02:59:27 AM
-Mya walks up to Finch and makes a comment on his appearance (such as 'your hair looks different'...I don't remember exactly), and Finch replies "Yeah, and you've got a huge rack, so what?"
Post by: Zorro on July 14, 2002, 05:46:05 AM
Post by: berkovw on July 14, 2002, 01:48:59 PM
I knew LSG was big, but manoman, that is just superb!
Post by: TheZookie007 on July 16, 2002, 07:52:47 PM
And I'm surprised that no one has yet mentioned that LSG made a great appearance in Steven Soderbergh's Cannes-winning film sex, lies and videotape!
She was so winsome and, indeed, out-and-out beautiful in that film...sigh! (She and her full D cups!)
Post by: Tux on July 16, 2002, 11:28:13 PM
Post by: Palomine on September 16, 2003, 02:21:12 AM
Of course like many women LSG tends to fluctuate sizewize, and she also usually dresses down on this show, but once in a while you get a good look at her and SHAAZAM!
I did catch a few moments of the light (beige? pale yellow?) sweater on tape before the next sequence when she's back in her usual dark and baggies, but I can't cap right now... besides I'm sure this stuff was capped and posted ages ago when it first aired... just wanted to mention LSG since we haven't heard from her in a while forum-wise and BOYOBOYWORDSCAN'TDOHERJUSTICE!
Post by: dev on September 16, 2003, 03:26:32 AM
Post by: SwitcherX on September 16, 2003, 05:04:47 AM
"Laura San Giacomo carries the weight of her awesome talents with poise and class--and a bit too much reserve, as she's yet to let those fat twins out for air. In the history of Hollywood, with its bra-runneth-over starlets, Laura's cleavage looms legendarily extra-large. When she finally opens her shirt, the resulting avalanche of boobage may kill us all--but what a way to go."
And, of course, please post vid caps if possible. I haven't seen this episode.
Post by: __________ on September 16, 2003, 06:54:32 AM
But, here are a few nice shots of her WITH clothes on!
Post by: __________ on September 16, 2003, 06:55:29 AM
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Post by: McKormick on September 16, 2003, 11:01:11 AM
Post by: Number6 on September 16, 2003, 02:49:28 PM
Maya: "Get out! Your mom's name is Fanny? As in, tushy?"
Finch: "Yeah, and you've got a huge rack. We're all God's children."
It was something to that effect, I think. That show had some good lines about her fantastic chest (usually from Finch), though.
Oddly enough, I started watching JSM for LSG, but I didn't know what she looked like; all I'd known about her was that she did the voice of Fox on Gargoyles (and what a sultry voice she did!).
Post by: __________ on September 16, 2003, 03:08:43 PM
Post by: DruulEmpire on September 16, 2003, 03:39:17 PM
Post by: PregNut on September 16, 2003, 07:19:39 PM
Another good JSM episode is the one where Elliot's brother is faking that he is mentally handicapped.
While visiting Elliot's family (I think for Thanksgiving), the brother (that bald guy with the glasses with thick, black frames {he's in MIB2, also}) while no one else is around, starts hitting on Maya and tells her that he is faking for special attention. In this scene, LSG is wearing a turtleneck (if I recall correctly) and she TAKES IT OFF and OMG they look extra-huge!
Post by: Jet on September 16, 2003, 11:03:22 PM
Post by: Palomine on September 16, 2003, 11:29:48 PM
Post by: McKormick on September 17, 2003, 02:25:37 AM
If not, there should be.
Post by: Palomine on September 17, 2003, 11:15:15 AM
No (well, not that I know of) just some persistent googling for a few hours ought to turn up quite a few megs of material at the least. And as mentioned, if you want nudes (admittedly fake, though some so well done they rival the best morphs for sheer artistic brilliance) you can scour the 5 or 6 **27** fake newsgroups.... or the regular **27** NGs (more than a dozen, though I don't frequent them much, preferring the fakes) where pix are posted grabbed from movies, tv, magazines, newpapers and sightings.... why not just put all those groups in your newsreader and once or twice a week just run a search on "laura" and "LSG" ...I'm sure that you will find some additional content that way.
If my archive drive was set up I'd post a few pix for you here, but it's in storage at the moment.... but really, a couple nights of dedicated sleuthing and you should be able to improve upon even my collection of LSG images. Also, if you're looking for amusement, I did an April Fool's joke/article for Behavior a few years ago (still online here somewhere... I don't have the exact link right now... wasn't necessarily an April issue of the webzine) that was inspired by and concerned with some strange behavior by LSG during a Tonight Show appearance. The article was illustrated by Trax (whom I miss quite a bit, along with Franz of F&K.... both were among our early members and gifted morphers and artists and writers and all-around good guys. If you dig through the Behavior back issues here at the BEA, you should be able to locate the exact issue soon enough... just skim the TOC for stuff by me (Palomine) and you'll get it.
Good hunting from a fellow LSG fan.
Post by: Palomine on September 17, 2003, 11:21:39 AM
http://www.bearchive.com/~behavior/v2n14/p7.html
...this is the Behavior spoof article I did regarding LSG... aside from Trax's nice Poser illustrations simulating my words, the article also contains a couple dozen LSG pix and caps from a real Tonight Show appearance... ENJOY!
Here's one of the pix:
Post by: __________ on September 17, 2003, 12:05:45 PM
Post by: McKormick on September 17, 2003, 12:32:52 PM
Not to mention that page keeps freezing whenever I click on a pic.
Post by: DruulEmpire on September 17, 2003, 01:55:43 PM
Post by: Palomine on September 17, 2003, 03:10:53 PM
Re: newsgroups.... as I've posted countless times in these forums, IMHO they are a MUCH better and more efficient way of finding/gathering images, etc... than surfing websites. Of course, you need a newsgroup acct (provided already by most ISPs, though not all have equally good service vis-a-vis group selection, file retention, etc...) and newsreader software (free everywhere... on Mac I luv Thoth, but there are a zillion good PC NR apps too). For info on apps, groups and using them to get what you want, you can search the web (tons of sites dedicated to this) or for a primer, search these very forums where you'll find fairly lengthy overviews by myself and others more experienced with newsgroups.
Good hunting!
Re: a bad link.... try emptying your browswer cache and reloading the page from scratch... it opens fine on my system.
Post by: ElmerFudd on September 17, 2003, 05:28:11 PM
Post by: Palomine on September 17, 2003, 05:38:55 PM
Post by: DruulEmpire on September 17, 2003, 05:42:19 PM
If the definition of the characters, and how and why they were good or evil, had been anywhere near as bold and clear as the definition of Laura's bustline, The Stand could have made a much better drama.
Post by: Palomine on September 17, 2003, 06:13:30 PM
I just luv jiggle... so sue me!
Post by: Palomine on September 17, 2003, 06:15:40 PM
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Beauties like her keep me trying to find a technique to convert vidcap stills to hi-res pics.
You can resize up, sharpen, filter and smooth all day long and the truth remains the same: you can't make something from nothing! Sad but true.
Post by: Palomine on September 17, 2003, 06:17:48 PM
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I think it was this episode that had yet another one of Finch's lines about LSG's big bosom:
Maya: "Get out! Your mom's name is Fanny? As in, tushy?"
Finch: "Yeah, and you've got a huge rack. We're all God's children."
Yes, I remember that one. If Just Shoot Me were made/aired in the UK, they'd probably have pointed out that there, fanny means vagina.
Post by: Palomine on September 17, 2003, 06:18:48 PM
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Unfortunately I don't think that we will ever be seeing that fabulous body uncovered at this stage of her career.
Sadly, I agree with you... if she hasn't whipped those beautiful fat puppies out by now, she's not likely to ever do so. But we can always hope.....
Post by: McKormick on September 17, 2003, 11:54:52 PM
And what else was she in?
Post by: Palomine on September 18, 2003, 12:46:02 AM
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I have a sudden urge to watch The Stand. Was it any good? And how long was she in it? I wouldnt be too thrilled to find out that was her only scene.
And what else was she in?
In reply IMHO: It wasn't any good, unless you're a real King fan. She was in the miniseries both before and after the [censored] scene, but as far as I recall this scene was the only 'good' one... after the [censored] she has white hair for the rest of the movie.
Check IMDB for her full credit list: http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000624/
Nina Takes a Lover was a bit of a chick flick, but LSG plays the main character and there's a good scene where she's trying on different outfits in front of a mirror. She was also in Quigley Down Under and Pretty Woman and of course Sex, Lies and Videotape (none of those movies is great, but all can be tolerated if you really like LSG). According to IMDB she also made a number of appearances on series like Miami Vice, Spenser for Hire, etc... I don't remember seeing any of them, but it's possible that some feature her charms to a better degree than others. Of course, finding episode #3.4 of an 18-year-old episode of Spenser would be a formidable task (though thanks to the Internet, not an impossible one).
As mentioned, she's never done anything nude or even topless. So, the bra in The Stand or the bikini in Nina is probably as good as it gets. I haven't seen everything she's ever done of course, so maybe there are a couple other choice bits worth hunting... some LSG fansites ought to have a cumulative appraisal of her work in this regard. Happy hunting!
Post by: Nimrod on September 18, 2003, 07:22:18 AM
In the real world LSG is just a bit above average in chest size. This is a bit of a pet peeve for me. So many women in entertainment are described as buxom when in the scheme of things they are rather normal or below average. It is often just window dressing.
My wife can't stand the show and the episode I saw was not anything special. However it did have a fantastic bit of dialog. Those who watch the show may know of this one. Please excused me because I don't know the character names -
The taller female (old fashion model type) was berating Laura's character for not being sympathetic and said, "We know now that under that huge chest of yours beats a cold unfeeling heart!" - Laura just stood there looking down between her breasts with something of a confused pout.
At least the writers think she is "huge".
Post by: Palomine on September 18, 2003, 10:53:26 AM
I also agree that show-wise, Just Shoot Me is usually pretty crappy. But like others, I'm not watching if for the intricate plot lines.
Another JSM quip stuck in my head: Nina (the older fashion model) to Maya (LSG) on again noticing how stacked Maya is: "Can you even SEE your own feet?" As I've mentioned many times, though I luv LSG's big, soft looking rack, it's the fact that she's not some stereotypical blonde, skinny, implanted sitcom bimbo that makes her so appealing to me.
Post by: DruulEmpire on September 18, 2003, 12:13:22 PM
Post by: Palomine on September 18, 2003, 12:34:18 PM
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It's funny, but the simple relentless make-believe suggestion of something can be mildly satisfying. LSG is not huge, but it's such fun to speak of her and to deal with her as if she is. I remember a shortlived comedy called Flying Blind, which was not really so funny as it was an excuse for long hurried monologues which were more vaguely clever than humorous. It was Tea Leoni's debut, before The Naked Truth (in its various incarnations) and Deep Impact and David Duchovny. The conceit was that she was a supermodel with a perfectly ordinary guy for a boyfriend. Leoni looks all right, but the scripts relentlessly pushed the idea that men were piling themselves up at her feet, and it worked in a way, it was fun to imagine that even though Leoni was no goddess. It's funny, but it seems to me that the occasional lust object around here may not be so much a tribute to being inch for inch, pound for pound the bustiest of women, but the sheer buzz of enthusiasm we're willing to work up around her. It's a kind of self-deception -- and it's not always bad.
Very astute and well-worded DE... and absolutely true of course. The microcosm of this community in regards to the tendency towards hype (say, about Anekee for example) mirrors the same tendency in society as a whole... the cult of **29**. Not an American thing specifically (no matter what some would have you believe) ...it just SEEMS to be an American thing due to the sheer quantity of American culture exported as media products (films, TV, music, etc...). The tendency exists everywhere though of course... in the UK some footballers are practically deified for example. For some reason, people (consumers) seem to need and want info about **28** and of course, given the chance to achieve any tiny bit of notoriety themselves, they're willing to subject themselves to extraordinary levels of public humiliation (i.e.: all the reality shows really seem to be symptoms of this, as well as satisfying voyeuristic urges not usually acknowledged in mainstream circles). WHAT is this fervent need (to consume what is so clearly hyped beyond all reason, be it a pop star or busty model)?
Post by: __________ on September 18, 2003, 12:38:20 PM
LSG has managed to keep herself in GREAT shape through the years. But I can't tell you how many times I've been in conversations like this with friends and the big problem that all guys have with her is her eyebrows and gapped teeth. Huh? She's friggin Latino fer Christ's sake! Ofcourse she's gonna have furry brows! At least she keeps them well groomed. As far as the gap in between her two front teeth, I find that kinda sexy. It's not like she's got a dental train wreck (a la Jewel). She is not a classical beauty by most people's standards, and that is exactly why I find her so damned attractive.
Post by: MrHHH on September 18, 2003, 12:42:59 PM
Post by: DruulEmpire on September 18, 2003, 01:21:44 PM
I don't know so much about "deification," especially as that term tends to get brought out when it seems fair game to criticize the talent and worth of some specific stars. To me the whole thing is simple and not even that diabolical -- namely, we really appreciate things which engage our personal enthusiasm. I will never understand the appeal of a NASCAR race, or an Eminem concert, or a cycozombie episode, but there's no denying that these are engaging someone's enthusiasm. (Certainly cycozombie himself must be enthusiastic, to generate over a thousand episodes so monomaniacally.)
I personally like to relax with the music of Sade, pronounced Shar-day. Catch me in a weak moment and I'll refer to her as an angel incarnate or some such. I've no shrine to her, and 99.95% of my life sails on just fine without thinking about her, but I'm still very thankful for the 00.05% when I do think about her.
The fact is that it's arare and good thing to find something worthy of unreserved enthusiasm. For me, the original Outer Limits and the original Star Trek engage that enthusiasm, even though I know full well that a third of the episodes were crap and another third mere time-killers. So (to finally address the question) when the culture fails to provide something quite that surefire, we miss that feeling, and we opt for any number of also-rans.
Take Alias. It's a relentless onrushing tumble of tricks and twists, a little too well tailored to the generation of the brief attention span, but it's the best fun I've seen in a while, so I'm a fan -- and I probably wouldn't think of Jennifer Garner as much more than a talent and a nice face without Alias, but within the context of Alias she becomes, she is made, all the more fascinating.
In Garner's case, I like to think that many of us men are responding to how great the character of Sydeny Bristow is. A bit unfortunately, however, we may be too macho to admit that a woman is our new hero -- presumably only the more pathetic male geeks are permitted to love Xena -- and so, instead of saying "She's talented" or "What a character," we prefer to say "Garner is HOT!"
As a general rule, audiences refuse to understand that much of their fascination with a star lies not so much with the star as with the ingenuity of the scriptwriter. People seem to honestly believe that movie stars are IMPROVISING their lines and their stories all the time, and so the stars inherit a glory which could easily have been passed along to someone else by the casting director.
We crave the engagement of enthusiam, and we settle for the also-rans perhaps because, in a way, we must. I worry about the alternative, a tendency I've been sensing to try to trash pretty much anyone and anything automatically. I'd rather be naive enough to love a few things than love nothing at all.
I recommend the Neal Gabler book Life: The Movie. Even life stories are becoming formulaic entertainments, in this age of the Biography Channel and the E! True Hollywood Story. A pattern emerges: the star must rise, then grapple with hubris, then "earn" his or her way back into our good graces with a proper show of humility.
Around here, I think we're just happy to be horny and to find any common ground for that. "She makes you horny?" "Yeah!" "Yeah, she makes me horny too!" "Damn, she's making us all so HORNY!" Something like that. I prefer to hold back till something really catches my eye -- but very luckily for the Princesses here, the average member is not so reserved. Princesses need the love.
Anyhow, it can be fun to treat Tea Leoni as the goddess she's not, or LSG as stripper-sized when she isn't. I see no harm in hype, provided you don't believe in it too much and keep it in a spirit of fun. When you don't have the real deal, when the next Sophia Loren isn't coming any day now, then you keep hope alive. I'm pro-Anekee myself, but even though she's probably just some vain and bratty messed-up kid, it's way too easy to write her off, and a little more interesting to keep a margin of hope open for her. Reality gyps us all the time, but we can always go on hoping.
Post by: __________ on September 18, 2003, 02:30:40 PM
Laura is in my opinion a very attractive woman. I like her face, her legs, her tits...hell, I love the whole package. Simple as that.
Post by: ElmerFudd on September 18, 2003, 05:55:39 PM
The reason LSG (sounds like a food supplement) appears so big up top is SHE'S SMALL. She has at least C's on a very short/tiny frame!
Post by: DruulEmpire on September 18, 2003, 06:10:17 PM
The point about LSG being small is a good one.
Post by: Mastophilus on September 18, 2003, 11:56:32 PM
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It is too bad that she does not dress to emphasize her unique figure - at least from the standpoint of Hollywood.... In the real world LSG is just a bit above average in chest size. This is a bit of a pet peeve for me. So many women in entertainment are described as buxom when in the scheme of things they are rather normal or below average.
I agree wholeheartedly. Hollywood is the only place where I've ever heard a woman wearing a 36B get called "busty".
Post by: McKormick on September 19, 2003, 12:33:42 AM
Sad, but true. And most are flat as a board. Though there are exceptions... like Tyra Banks. But what is she, C?
Post by: McKormick on September 19, 2003, 02:14:11 AM
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Post by: Palomine on September 19, 2003, 06:33:12 PM
I agree on a couple of the points above: we like what we like because it makes us FEEL something. In the absence of true brilliance/greatness/beauty we (in the mass sense) will latch onto a substitute... still, I find it hard to believe that this is all that's responsible for the ridiculous success of Britney, crap action films, barely-mediocre products including OS's, etc.... I think that in addition to the need to latch onto SOMETHING, there's also a cycle of: "others like it/her, therefore it must be good so I'll like it too..." in an effort to back a winner (as it were), so as to validate one's own ability/prudence/judgement/taste.... regardless of whether the person in question is aware of the effort being made or not. Hence the vast sums spent on the manufacture of hype... ad agencies, product placement, PR folks, spin doctors, etc.... all in an effort to convince you that something/someone is of value, and that others already recognize the fact, so GET WITH THE PROGRAM (you poor sucker, you easily-manipulated consumer dolt) and buy/want/consume what we're selling. Why else the inclusion of the word "hit" in practically every new tv commercial pimping the latest crappy movie destined for cable mere weeks from now? By proclaiming it a "hit" (even long before the first box office receipts can be tallied no less!
) the implication is that other consumers (suckers) ate it up, therefore if you don't there's something wrong with YOU! LSG is (being objective as possible) a little bigger than just average, and the fact that those melons are made of flesh and not silicone or saline makes them all the more interesting (to me). On her otherwise small (but not skinny) frame, that makes her look quite a bit bigger (in proportion... the reason Nadine's photographer centers his wide angle lens close to her already-massive mam: it distorts the image to increase the proportional difference between her breast and the rest of her). On the opener of the christmas-fantasy show (in the beige or yellow sweater) she did look what I'd call 'huge'. Not HUGE by Score or morph standards, but certainly HUGE by non-implanted mainstream film/tv actress standards. There's a difference of course.
IMHO, LSG is desirable not simply because she's got big natural breasts, but because overall she's pretty far removed from generic. She looks like a real woman (albeit one gifted with a larger than average bustworks) instead of a charactacture (sp?) of a woman as so many actresses, singers, etc... do. I can look at a clip of Britney, Christina, Jessica, etc... and of course they're cute enough to provoke an involuntary physiological reaction (even though some of them are as dumb as fenceposts and all 3 of them don't add up to a true artist talentwise) so I briefly think to myself 'yeah, I'd do her." But that's all the fleeting fantasy consists of: an acknowledgement that they get a rise out of me. In contrast, when I see LSG, not only does she get a rise out of me (more quickly and with much more enthusiasm) but the fantasy that follows is not simply one of fucking and sucking, but also includes desire, emotion, relationship, etc...
Maybe it's due to the fact that I'm not as young as I used to be, but I LIKE the OTHER stuff (the interest in intellect, the desire for intimacy in addition to sex, etc...) as much as I appreciate the raw physical attraction.
Post by: Palomine on September 19, 2003, 06:34:22 PM
Post by: McKormick on September 19, 2003, 11:50:24 PM
Post by: Palomine on September 21, 2003, 06:44:26 PM
Now I have a hankering for LSG... perhaps there's a 'lost' softcore porn reel of hers floating around somewhere... made VERY early in her career? Fully nude, though not hardcore I imagine. Dark, thick pubes (too early for the ultra-severe pruning so popular today) and of course those amazing pendelous (even back then) globes, swaying freely with the motion of her body. Maybe even a smile from her, though she'd probably have been uncomfortable with the production. Her full, rounded bottom bare for all to behold... ah, wouldn't THAT be nice?
I've really gotta get my archive back in shape... I've got lots of wonderful fakes of her to share.
ADDED LATER: ok, even though my archive drive is offline, I did do a quick search thru my **27** fakes NG downloads for the past two weeks and came up with 20 fakes. I zipped them into a single file (2.7 meg) and will gladly upload it someplace if someone's got room for it online somewhere for others to share for a little while. If you've got the room to share 'em for say a week or so (in a yahoo club maybe, or on an ftp server?) let me know and I'll send the zip to you. PLEASE don't ask me to email the zip if you aren't going to be able to share them... otherwise I'd have to resend the same zip by email over and over. Lets just wait til someone can help out all of us LSG fans with a few megs of online room someplace, and we'll then post the info here so EVERYONE can get the file. NOTE: I haven't selected these 20 pix due to their quality... they just happen to be the only LSG fakes I have on my disk at the moment (my full collection must be a dozen times larger or more) so though some are good, some aren't so good no doubt (fakes, like morphs, vary in quality).
Here's a contact sheet of the contents of the zip file in question:
Post by: Palomine on September 22, 2003, 12:30:32 PM
I was going to make a little joke thumbnail contact sheet of the archive, with all 1200 thumbs on a single sheet (still fitting within the 150K limit of forum enclosures) but the app I use for this needed more memory and I didn't want to reload all the pix again, so no thumbs. Besides, I think everyone here has a good understanding of what 1200 pix look like.
So, if there are any rabid LSG fans out there (other than myself of course
) who also can put a 20 meg file online for a short while, PM me.BTW: another tight LSG sweater on one of the episodes of JSM last night (Finch asks for a hug due to the sweater.... LSG didn't look QUITE as huge as at the start of the Xmas fantasy episode, but still wonderful... made me think about the first time I hugged a Dcup girl tightly.. I was maybe 15 or so at the time, and the feel of those huge firm mounds (she was 17 or 18 then I think) squashed against my ribcage was fantastic!
Post by: DruulEmpire on September 22, 2003, 12:52:26 PM
Post by: McKormick on September 22, 2003, 05:21:52 PM
Post by: Palomine on September 22, 2003, 08:18:37 PM
Post by: McKormick on September 22, 2003, 11:10:15 PM
Post by: Samurai_Sam on September 23, 2003, 12:59:56 AM
Post by: Lesbian Bob on September 23, 2003, 01:53:08 AM
Post by: Sadistyk on September 23, 2003, 02:16:07 AM
Sadistyk has a yahoo group lying around
You're welcome.
Post by: Palomine on September 23, 2003, 12:52:28 PM
I'm in the process of uploading it now (hope it's going... hard to tell since the progress bar isn't moving)... I found my yahoo ID, logged in, joined your group and then chose to add a file.... it's called LSGpix.zip and is 20.5 meg in size. I'll leave it up to you re: how long to leave it there.
...still uploading I think.... 20 meg isn't that big... a few minutes w/DSL, though maybe the yahoo server is slow due to traffic.... I hit the upload button about 15 minutes ago, but will still continue to wait for it.
If you have some advice, let me know.
Still later: 5 meg limit? That seems to be the problem... any way to get around this? I'd rather not go back and arbitrarily chop up the original archive collection in order to insure that zips don't total more than 5 meg each.... if possible.
Post by: McKormick on September 23, 2003, 10:03:08 PM
Curses!
Post by: Palomine on September 23, 2003, 11:05:14 PM
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Yahoo screws everyone over again.
Curses!
Don't get too PO'd about that... it's to be expected. IF we can't find a better way (one that doesn't involve cutting up the zips) I will do them over at less than 5 meg each and use the offered yahoo space.... let's just see what turns up... that 20 meg zip is sitting on my desktop... it's not gonna get lost.
Post by: McKormick on September 23, 2003, 11:19:19 PM
Post by: Sadistyk on September 23, 2003, 11:54:48 PM
Post by: MaxBigfoot on September 24, 2003, 02:17:00 AM
Post by: TheZookie007 on September 24, 2003, 08:32:27 AM
Quote:Actually, the name "Sade" is pronounced "shah-DAY". It's only Brits who mispronounce her name "Shar-day".
I personally like to relax with the music of Sade, pronounced Shar-day.
BTW: Helen Folasade Adu, born in Nigeria to a Nigerian father and an English mother, is an angel incarnate.
Post by: McKormick on September 24, 2003, 10:07:52 AM
Hey Palomine, how many clothed pics of her do you have? I was thinking you could just start up an all LSG Yahoo Group (Or steal Sadistyks from right under his nose, whichever).
Post by: Palomine on September 24, 2003, 11:39:52 AM
As for starting a yahoo club of my own... thanks but no thanks. I don't even like to use yahoo clubs for gathering loose pix... it's just too labor intensive (aside from their size limitations) and I can't set an automated dl tool loose on a yahoo club due to all the zillions of other links on the page... it takes forever, just to grab a few dozen images.
Post by: Palomine on September 24, 2003, 09:12:42 PM
OK so now at S's yahoo club (link above) are 5 or 6 folders posted by samgar_postcom (my yahoo id), each containing a zip of no more than 5 meg each. If the 6th folder is empty, that's cause I reached the upload limit (all 6 zips total a bit over 20 meg).
Incidentally, it took quite a while to upload these (I don't know why... I'm using DSL)... but that, along with the effort required to prep the zips for uploading mean that I won't be doing this again for a while, unless someone does manage to provide/point out a single, larger storage place online where I can more readily share some of what I've got.
Thanks to sadistyk for sharing his yahoo club... I'll leave it up to him to decide when to delete them.
Post by: Sadistyk on September 24, 2003, 10:55:07 PM
Many thanks for uploading those too!
Post by: Palomine on December 20, 2003, 04:40:50 PM
Post by: IMC on December 22, 2003, 02:21:54 PM
And while I also like subdued, reasonably proportioned morphs, I'm afraid I just don't have the discipline and self restraint for them. Hope nobody minds.
Post by: Palomine on December 22, 2003, 02:58:49 PM
Even as LSG ages (and you can see it mostly in her face during paparazzi photos) I still continue to find her extremely alluring. I just wish that she had done some topless work at some point during her career, so I could add those DVDs to my collection, is all.
Post by: Tagman18 on December 24, 2003, 11:11:16 AM
Post by: Palomine on December 24, 2003, 01:38:19 PM
Just added later: yep, LSG is really the only reason to sit thru an ep of JSM, with the occasional exception of one of David Spade's glib one-liners, often about LSG's rack itself. I just peeked thru my recent **27** fake NGs and though there were some LSG pix in there, nothing all that great or worth posting. If I stumble across anything exceptional, I'll be sure to post it.
Post by: Palomine on January 12, 2004, 04:58:09 AM
Post by: McKormick on January 12, 2004, 06:17:55 PM
Post by: H_man on January 12, 2004, 11:03:14 PM
Post by: Palomine on January 12, 2004, 11:12:40 PM
I need a meatball sub.
Post by: McKormick on January 13, 2004, 01:28:54 AM
Post by: Boobwatch One on January 13, 2004, 11:22:03 AM
Post by: Palomine on January 13, 2004, 01:43:18 PM
Post by: Boobwatch One on January 13, 2004, 02:10:38 PM
Quote:No. Mason's father is actor Cameron Dye, whom Laura divorced in 1998. She is now married to actor Matt Adler.
May I also assume that she's (still) married to her son's father?
Post by: Palomine on January 13, 2004, 03:31:48 PM
Quote:Quote:No. Mason's father is actor Cameron Dye, whom Laura divorced in 1998. She is now married to actor Matt Adler.
May I also assume that she's (still) married to her son's father?
Guess I'll have to wait for her next divore then.
Unless I drive over to Long Beach and seek Jennifer Rojo's hand in marriage! http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB7&Number=170967&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 ...after all, how many libraries can there possibly be in a city the size of Long Beach?
Post by: sheber on January 13, 2004, 08:32:42 PM
Post by: Palomine on January 13, 2004, 11:51:46 PM
Post by: sheber on January 14, 2004, 01:36:59 AM
Post by: bignatslover on May 14, 2004, 11:01:15 AM
The only quotable was near the end, when Nina accused Maya of wanting to remain the bustiest woman in the office, and our heroine Laura said, "You've found my evil plot! I was going to use my bosoms to conquer this office, and one day... the world!"
In later seasons, here were her other breast-acular moments:
Elliot's pretend-retarded brother asks "What are those... D-cups?"
Nina told Maya to stick her chest out, when she did, Nina says "Good God Maya, can you even see what color your shoes are!?"
Another episode: When her sweater was skin tight. Finch comforts her, when she asks why "I just HAD to hug you in that sweater."
One time Nina said to her as an insult, "Now I know what lies beneath THAT HUGE CHEST - a heart of stone."
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Interestingly, one of the few times I have seen Laura's signature was on a bra she autographed for a charity. Her co-star Wendy Malick AKA Nina signed it too (the bra was a very small cup so it obviously didn't belong to Laura):
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Keep on teasing and pleasing us Laura, we love you! We wish the best for you and your son. Stay cool!
Post by: GoCubsGo on May 14, 2004, 12:28:03 PM
http://groups.yahoo.com/laurasangiacomolovers
Post by: bignatslover on May 14, 2004, 02:39:57 PM
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laurasangiacomolovers/
I appreciate your linking me to it!
I would just LOVE to heard some candid remarks by Laura herself on what she thinks of her amazing breasts.
Post by: Bostonian on May 14, 2004, 05:41:40 PM
Post by: EgregiousSamuel on May 15, 2004, 12:26:38 AM
Anyone know if Laura San Giacomo has ever posed nude? I remember wondering that right after I saw The Stand.
Post by: Palomine on July 23, 2004, 01:17:20 PM
BUMP!
Post by: MunchWolf on July 23, 2004, 07:31:38 PM
-Munch "so that's why he's praticing his panorama shots" Wolf
Post by: Palomine on July 23, 2004, 09:08:34 PM
Post by: scarface182 on July 25, 2004, 01:12:55 AM
Post by: TheZookie007 on July 25, 2004, 06:25:38 AM
Post by: pavulon on July 25, 2004, 02:58:29 PM
Here is an example of how we men must work for a woman's attention. Recall the platinum blonde chica in the movie "A league of Their Own" ? My brother dated her for about 3 years. He met her when she was an undergrad and he was in med school. He saw her playing volleyball. She was a scholarship player and he attended all her games. After about a month, he worked up the nerve to approach her. BTW she was stunning without any hint of makeup. His story was that he was writing an article for the school newspaper on women collegiate athletes. She initially thought he was full of it,( she later told me) but he appeared friendly, pleasent, and FUNNY. That was the hook...he made her laugh.
Grow some balls Palomine!
. Ms. Rojo might be your future ex-wife!
Post by: Palomine on July 25, 2004, 06:03:18 PM
After all, when a friend in town on business calls to tell me that Romain Bohringer is staying at the Chateau Marmont on Sunset, I don't immediately run on down there to sit in the bar **94** $10. martinis on the hope that I'll see her and introduce myself, just because I've seen her in films and consider her bosom to be a bona fide gift from God to all mankind, do I?
If I were unreservedly smitten with Ms. Rojo, perhaps I would somehow rationalize such transgressions in the name of desire, but as that's not the case I think I'll save myself the trip out to Long Beach.
Post by: pavulon on July 25, 2004, 09:07:32 PM
Didn't mean to be judgemental
Post by: TheZookie007 on July 25, 2004, 09:32:01 PM
Quote:You wouldn't????
I wouldn't go camp out at Starbucks if I had info Yulia Nova was gonna drop by that day for a Latte.
You cannot be SERIOUS!
Post by: pavulon on July 25, 2004, 10:38:18 PM
Post by: Palomine on July 25, 2004, 10:48:19 PM
Post by: The_Artifex on July 28, 2004, 08:26:53 AM
Post by: Palomine on July 28, 2004, 11:19:36 AM
Quote:
My God, even dressed down they are fantastic. Just magnificent
Yes, that they are! Not the biggest ever on TV to be sure, but the overall impression that she makes (given her non-traditional brunette good looks) is very pleasing!
She comes off as smart, voluptous and substantial (both physically and intellectually).
Post by: Palomine on July 29, 2004, 01:29:00 AM
Post by: Goldeneye on July 29, 2004, 01:50:33 AM
Post by: Chestnuts on July 29, 2004, 01:57:35 AM
Post by: Palomine on July 29, 2004, 11:49:50 AM
A more entertaining illustration of the workings of gravity I have not seen! THANKS Chestnuts!
Post by: smitty on August 06, 2004, 02:59:16 PM
I saw an episode the other day that had Jenny McCarthy guest starring as David Spade's best friend from childhood. The person that Jenny plays was a boy when they were [censored] but had a sex change when he got older. So when Jenny and Spade reunite, Spade's feeling awkward (afterall, Jenny McCarthy's pretty hot!). When Spade sees LSG later, she asked how his best friend was doing:
Spade: She had Boobs!
LSG: What do you mean?
Spade: She had BOOBS! As big as yours!
THEN, when LSG is introduced to Jenny McCarthy's character, all LSG says is, "He's right, they are as big as mine." And she walks away, completely shocked/baffled, as if previous to that moment she was totally convinced that no one could possibly have a rack as big as hers!
Post by: Jay_Dawg on August 06, 2004, 06:41:31 PM
Post by: BP on October 21, 2004, 10:06:38 PM
Post by: EgregiousSamuel on October 21, 2004, 11:05:30 PM
Post by: Palomine on October 21, 2004, 11:46:08 PM
Thanks.
Post by: GizmoWidget on October 22, 2004, 01:59:08 AM
I've always liked her... always thought she was hot. I'm just a sucker for brunettes with long hair; the darker the better.
Post by: mister_mystery on October 22, 2004, 03:27:54 AM
Post by: DruulEmpire on October 22, 2004, 09:21:05 AM
Post by: Tsunami2k on October 22, 2004, 09:39:03 AM
Post by: alecholland on October 24, 2004, 06:56:34 AM
Quote:
Fantabulous! You know, I could hardly control myself during that one scene in The Stand. You know the one.
Which one is that--any caps--I never saw the stand and it was on TV friggin ages ago
Post by: Bftfan on October 24, 2004, 07:29:43 PM
Post by: SoulChaser on October 24, 2004, 07:41:34 PM
Post by: Palomine on October 24, 2004, 10:53:38 PM
Quote:
Hey is she the chick from tv show frasier?
No.
Post by: Goldeneye on October 25, 2004, 12:28:45 AM
Post by: scarface182 on November 09, 2004, 07:19:05 PM
Thought i'd post scenes from the little seen flick "Quigley down under" instead of posting the bra scene from The Stand again
Actually, fuck it! I'm gonna post The Stand scene tomorrow anyway because it's so damn horny
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on November 09, 2004, 07:39:33 PM
Got to love Laura.
Post by: Palomine on November 09, 2004, 07:42:49 PM
Those caps would be from the movie "Quigley Down Under" ...the Australian western starring LSG and Tom Selleck. IMDB link here. Also, for any of our newer members, here's a thread all about the bounteous wonder that is Laura: click HERE.
Post by: scarface182 on November 09, 2004, 07:53:26 PM
Quote:
Those caps would be from the movie "Quigley Down Under" ...the Australian western starring LSG and Tom Selleck
Sure are! Thats why i wrote:
Quote:
Thought i'd post scenes from the little seen flick "Quigley down under"
Post by: Palomine on November 09, 2004, 10:00:28 PM
Just proof that I can't manage to read when pictures like those are around.
Post by: blueprint on November 10, 2004, 12:49:48 AM
Quote:
Never can get too much LSG! Thanks!
Also, for any of our newer members, here's a thread all about the bounteous wonder that is Laura: click HERE.
even for us A cups, lsg needs no introduction. thanks for the link
Post by: zulluh on November 10, 2004, 12:57:38 AM
anything else?
Post by: Palomine on November 10, 2004, 01:30:01 AM
Post by: TyWebb on May 13, 2005, 12:33:51 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 13, 2005, 06:13:23 PM
-Dr.F
Post by: jugghead on May 13, 2005, 06:51:39 PM
Post by: Glottis on May 14, 2005, 10:42:58 AM
Post by: pedonbio on May 14, 2005, 12:23:50 PM
Quote:
Thought i'd post scenes from the little seen flick "Quigley down under" instead of posting the bra scene from The Stand again
Ah, yes; the only Tom Selleck flick I've ever watched more than once!! Oh, but who's the guy in the movie with LSG??
Post by: bakumono on May 14, 2005, 02:38:39 PM
bakumono
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 14, 2005, 10:56:09 PM
But here's another recent pic:
-Dr.F
Post by: Palomine on May 15, 2005, 02:28:25 PM
Post by: presto on May 15, 2005, 03:11:42 PM
I'd like to have a list of Just Shoot Me Episodes in which:
A) Laura looks extra busty. For instance an episode where she wears a sweater which really shows off her puppies.
B) Laura wears a particularly revealing outfit.
C) Someone comments on her boobs. I know Finch makes an occasional crack about them. I don't know if Laura ever comments on them but that would be nice.
So I plan to list those kinds of things here with the episode name and number, approx time of scene, description of scene. I hope others will help.
As far as her outfits go, every scene she is in could make the list but that would be pointless. Try to list only outfits that particularly stand out.
Thanks, Presto
Post by: Maximus on May 15, 2005, 03:21:48 PM
http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/laurasangiacomolovers
http://www.laurasangiacomo.org
Post by: Good_Grip on May 15, 2005, 05:34:20 PM
Post by: presto on May 15, 2005, 06:41:34 PM
(added after checking out your links)
Those are good links and the yahoo group contains thumbs from Just Shoot Me that list the episodes they are from. So thanks. It seemed to me that you just saw actress named in the subject but didn't really read the subject or my post. You didn't make it clear that your posts were relevant any way.
Post by: Palomine on May 15, 2005, 06:46:36 PM
Post by: presto on May 15, 2005, 06:52:26 PM
Post by: Palomine on May 15, 2005, 06:54:54 PM
). Regardless, the gal pictured is VERY tasty... luv those pendelous melons and prominent nips.
Post by: presto on May 15, 2005, 07:02:52 PM
Presto
Post by: Scotty on May 15, 2005, 07:21:36 PM
Quote:
Actually, fuck it! I'm gonna post The Stand scene tomorrow anyway because it's so damn horny
Still waiting.....
Post by: verbs on May 15, 2005, 10:23:12 PM
Post by: Palomine on May 16, 2005, 10:23:55 AM
Quote:
I just started a thread on Laura San Giacomo on Just Shoot Me. I'm interested in listing extra sexy outfits and dialog about her boobs (only on JUST SHOOT ME). My thread may or may not be needed but I don't see that info here. I thought it deserved it's own thread. If there is allready such a thread let me know and I'll join in there and let my new thread slide.
Presto
Hi Presto... nice to see you again! The earlier LSG thread (old, but into it's third page now) is here. While it's not strictly limited to JSM 'sightings' it does contain reports of stuff she wore and things that she said/were said about her on the show... my very first post in fact was something along those lines. Feel free to post here or there as you wish... just thought you'd want to know about it is all since it has some content that you seem to be looking for. Good luck in your search!
Post by: Palomine on May 16, 2005, 10:27:48 AM
Quote:
I realize there is LSG thread allready and I gave some thought to wether or not It made sense to start this one. I think it would be a useful thread ONLY if it didn't degenarate into general LSG thread.
Understood... hard methinks to limit such a thread to just JSM stuff, but you're welcome to try if you like.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 16, 2005, 07:36:05 PM
Just look at 'em packed in there...
-Dr.F
Post by: Daniel on May 17, 2005, 04:32:59 PM
Anyways, I've been to this forum before myself, mostly when looking up on Laura through google. It's nice to know that she's generally liked here, for obvious reasons. There is no
set of breasts to me that is more amazing to me than that of Laura's. Her proportions are just amazing.
Now I'll try and answer your questions presto, the best I can.
A) Laura looks extra busty. For instance an episode where she wears a sweater which really shows off her puppies.
If you check out the front page of LauraSanGiacomo.org, there is an image of Laura in a beige sweater. I don't think
I've ever seen Laura bust out more than she does there in that episode in 2001. That episode should be coming up in syndication later this month, I'll try and cap a lot pics of it.
Also, she seems to "really bust out" about 5 times or so per season of Just Shoot Me. She tries and downplays them as much as she can, but sometimes she slips and that rack will really be out in full force. Just check out my site as I'll be posting pics form old episodes of Just Shoot Me on a weekly basis. I tend to favor episodes where she's busting out. Check out the link below as there is a lot of random stuff from Just Shoot Me.
http://www.laurasangiacomo.org/4images/categories.php?cat_id=1&page=11
B) Laura wears a particularly revealing outfit.
Ever since her boobs took a life of their own and just became gigantic around 1999 or so, she really hasn't worn anything much too revealing. There was that episode from 1998 where she was in a see-through dress, but her breasts were blurred out. She'd show a hint of cleavage every now and then, but it's hardly anything to make you drop jaw. The only really revealing stuff is when she's busting out like Laura can every now and then. If you want to see her in revealing clothes, your best bet if too check out her old movies. Unfortunately, her boobs were not nearly as gigantic as they are now so it's not too satisfying.
C) Someone comments on her boobs. I know Finch makes an occasional crack about them. I don't know if Laura ever comments on them but that would be nice.
They've probably had like 7 cracks (give or take) about Laura's chest on Just Shoot Me. The best one is where Finch says "and you have a huge rack, we're all god's children" and Laura looks stunned that he said that. The audience went into an uproar from that one. That was the episode where Laura was busting out in the beige sweater. I also liked the ones where Nina says "now we know what's underneath that giant chest of yours, a heart of stone" and the one where this female officer says that Laura's "bra is a little busy". Laura hardly ever acknowledges the jokes about her breasts unfortunately.
As for a list for when she looks her bustiest, here are my most memorable ones.
the beige sweater
this green sweater she wore in 2000
a red sweater which showed a hint of cleavage back in 2000
she wore this white gown to a wedding on one of the last episodes of JSM and she was busting out a lot and showing some cleavage
Post by: Daniel on May 17, 2005, 04:52:53 PM
http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/LSG/index.htm
Post by: jugghead on May 17, 2005, 11:51:13 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 18, 2005, 05:37:31 PM
Quote:
Here's a rundown of the WB's other new shows:
...
Related: Friends' Marta Kauffman is the executive producer of this dramedy about four sisters who live in New York City. Just Shoot Me's Laura San Giacomo and Spin City's Jennifer Esposito star.
Here's a news link...
And a screenshot. (is she wearing a bra?)
Fo' Shizzle!
-Dr.F
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 20, 2005, 05:50:36 PM
I'll post a handful here. (ok, a bit more than a handful...
-Dr.F
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 23, 2005, 06:14:11 PM
(last paragraph...)
Post by: Goldeneye on May 30, 2005, 05:41:01 PM
Post by: Goldeneye on May 30, 2005, 05:43:02 PM
Post by: Cell on May 30, 2005, 05:58:50 PM
Quote:
BTW, this is definitely not LSG. This is one from, IIRC, a small series of paparazzi shots of some starlet from a few years back...I had all of them. I can't make out who it is from the face. I think it's Denise Richards or Kim Smith. Beautiful, HUGE nipples.
I think that's Kelly Brook, actually.
Post by: Goldeneye on May 31, 2005, 06:00:01 PM
Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2005, 09:16:33 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on July 23, 2005, 09:56:44 PM
Note that we had a thread going a couple of months ago here, but it died off.
There are some pics.link
Post by: Wolfman1066 on July 23, 2005, 11:21:44 PM
Post by: funkyboobster on July 23, 2005, 11:39:46 PM
This woman is embodies feminine perfection as far as I'm concerned. I'd be all over her if she were just a B-cup for god's sake!
An angel!!!!
Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2005, 11:51:37 PM
For a while I thought Laura would eventually have to get a breast reduction or breast lift as her boobs started to get out of control and become really saggy (not to mention that she seemed rather embarrassed of their sheer size), but they've stabilized in size for the past 5 years or so and haven't gotten any larger or saggier. If she hasn't gotten a breast reduction or lift by now, I don't think she ever wiil, so thankfully, she seems accepting of their large nature. I think deep down she wishes she had a normal-sized chest but I think she'd rather not have to get a surgery or something for it to happen.
I like Laura, but if she ever got a reduction, she'd lose quite a bit of her appeal and mystique. I dare say that at least 75% of the fans of LSG are fans because of her huge chest.
Post by: mrgp on July 24, 2005, 12:10:04 AM
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2005, 12:21:01 AM
Laura's an attractive woman in her own right. While I like large breasts, they have to be attached to a woman I find attractive for me to enjoy them and Laura is attractive indeed. Considering how tremendous her assets are, they make her even more attractive and appeasing to the eye.
Post by: dazzler_77 on July 24, 2005, 02:49:51 AM
Post by: RHIC on July 24, 2005, 05:32:58 AM
Post by: steveo on July 24, 2005, 06:21:51 AM
I just put a different one in the UG...
Post by: turtle21 on July 24, 2005, 11:20:00 AM
Post by: ZoD on July 24, 2005, 12:28:12 PM
Nice jumper.
Post by: Connoisseur on July 25, 2005, 09:18:59 AM
Let's get real. She's probably a full C cup. That might be huge by sitcom standards, but this is the BEA. She has a nice figure, but, personally, I wouldn't even give her a second look. Way too small.
Post by: collared_cherri on July 25, 2005, 02:01:30 PM
My one minor quibble is that she has caterpillars for eyebrows. I'm sure most red-blooded males don't even know she has eyebrows
cherri
Post by: ZoD on July 25, 2005, 03:05:03 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on July 25, 2005, 05:44:38 PM
Post by: sheber on July 25, 2005, 06:07:05 PM
Quote:
She's great. But I can't help but find it strange that her modest endowments have been characterized in this thread as "immense", "mammoth", and "vast".
Let's get real. She's probably a full C cup. That might be huge by sitcom standards, but this is the BEA. She has a nice figure, but, personally, I wouldn't even give her a second look. Way too small.
Connoisseur, you are most definitely wrong about your cup size estimate. In the context of this discussion, ie sitcom standards, she is "immense", "mammoth", and "vast". As for your personnal preferences...well, there isn't much I can do about that.
Post by: Kowalski on July 25, 2005, 06:19:55 PM
and yeah that IS huge by prime time TV standards
Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2005, 07:18:00 PM
Post by: turtle21 on July 25, 2005, 08:37:15 PM
Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2005, 09:56:58 PM
Post by: sheber on July 25, 2005, 11:03:38 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on July 25, 2005, 11:42:22 PM
And I say, God bless her!
I loved that one episode of Just Shoot Me where she was pitching softball. It didn't look like she was wearing anything under that sweatshirt -- her puppies were flying around all over the place under there.
Not that i TiVo'd it and watched it in slow motion over and over again, or anything...
Post by: Brahma on July 26, 2005, 12:07:04 AM
Quote:
Yup, she's a knockout for sure!
My one minor quibble is that she has caterpillars for eyebrows. I'm sure most red-blooded males don't even know she has eyebrows
cherri
Personally, I like the big eyebrows. I think they are very sexy. I liked the young Brooke Shields (though she had no boobs) for the same reason.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on July 27, 2005, 07:37:27 PM
The only modifications to the image were done to clean it up and approximate the original scene as the camera panned across it.
luckily, everybody was standing still for this one
Enjoy.
Post by: JamesFaraway on August 31, 2005, 08:53:24 AM
Post by: NeoMyztikX on August 31, 2005, 09:08:30 AM
sorry
Post by: Palomine on August 31, 2005, 04:03:02 PM
And of course, thanks for the caps!
Post by: LostReality on August 31, 2005, 05:17:25 PM
Quote:
Oh yeah! One of my favorites!
I just put a different one in the UG...
no way that this is 4 real, ay? that must be a morph of lovely laura? savvy?
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 31, 2005, 05:35:35 PM
Quote:
no way that this is 4 real, ay? that must be a morph of lovely laura? savvy?
< voice: crocodile dundee; >That's not a morph, this is a morph! < / voice >
(Actually. that other pic was a morph, and a very nice one, by Steveo (hence the Steveo logo...)
Post by: yali892000 on August 31, 2005, 05:37:28 PM
Quote:
moreso than most any other mainstream actress I can think of offhand (disallowing those who got/removed implants of course)
I can think of several mainstream actresses who have fluctuated quite a bit: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Connelly, Julia Roberts, Teri Hatcher, etc.
Post by: Daniel on August 31, 2005, 07:18:25 PM
Quote:
Clothing variables aside... LSG HAS fluctuated considerably in size over her career thus far... moreso than most any other mainstream actress I can think of offhand (disallowing those who got/removed implants of course). Whether it's due to her **112** or weight gain/loss, she DOES go up and down quite a bit... anyone who's sat through a couple season's worth of Just Shoot Me reruns knows this to be true... even if they never saw Nina Takes A Lover, Sex Lies & Videotape, etc... She varies anywhere from reasonably ample (by mainstream, not Score standards) to impressively buxom... it looks like there's at LEAST a full cup-size of fluctuation involved (maybe a bit more).
And of course, thanks for the caps!
I totally agree with what Palomine says here. I've watched every episode of Just Shoot Me and the size of her breasts have flucuated a lot to say the least, most notably sometime in 1998 or 1999 when she went from about a C cup to at least a D cup almost overnight. Sometimes they seemed to flucuate on almost and episode-to-episode basis. Yeah, sometimes she'll look reasonably busty, but other times her breasts will look simply enormous to the point that she has to try and downplay their size as they're so large and would distract from people paying attention to her acting. I think the clothes have an effect on how huge she will look, but I do think that her boobs seem to naturally change in size quite often for whatever reason. And yeah, sometimes her boobs change by about a cup size or so. I think at her lowest she's about a D-cup but more often than not she looks to be about a DD, most especially when it looks like her boobs are covering up like 80% of her torso.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 31, 2005, 07:27:27 PM
Post by: Daniel on August 31, 2005, 07:36:32 PM
Post by: Palomine on August 31, 2005, 10:40:45 PM
As for the other actresses mentioned... yes.. some also fluctuate quite a bit... but Jen Con and Teri H pretty much just seem (to me) to decrease in size due to age/weight loss... not go up and down all that much. As for Julia Roberts... excepting her recent size boost from pregnancy, I think 90% of her prior fluctuation is mostly attributable to costume/dress. SMG I don't know as much about fluctation wise, etc...
Great LSG BE btw... muchly appreciated!
Post by: Leucippus on September 01, 2005, 02:42:48 AM
My wife was at DD when we were first married, and with pregnancy she went up and down quite a bit, topping out at an H and then coming back down to DD to E. Her size can change by at least a full letter up or down depending on what's going on, cycle, activity level, angular moment of spinning tops in Kazakhistan, and whatever other mystical breast-resizifying powers exist...
This doesn't even reflect changes she's experienced due to wait loss or gain over the years, which have been even more dramatic. In my experience with her and past girlfriends, it seems to me that larger busted women change size more apparently for various reasons than smaller busted women.
But when it gets down to it all I can say is, "Hooray for boobies!"
Post by: steveo on September 01, 2005, 04:44:07 AM
Quote:Quote:
no way that this is 4 real, ay? that must be a morph of lovely laura? savvy?
< voice: crocodile dundee; >That's not a morph, this is a morph! < / voice >
Ha! That morph is what the BEA is all about, Dr_Fashizzle! And you did a great job with less than optimal pic to work from...
For andyschuhmacher... of course that was a morph, and in case you missed it, here is another version here (with nipples):
http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?...true#Post373312
Post by: ZoD on September 01, 2005, 12:06:57 PM
So i think there is truth in a larger size difference increase/decrease but proportionally similar.
Post by: LostReality on September 01, 2005, 05:10:28 PM
steveo i'm impressed - by your subtle logo - and your great job morphing this great woman to such great dimensions.
I hereby officially grant you the appealing status of a fully armed and loaded Goldmember
never mind, i just thought it would make me sound cool
also i allowed myself to attach another picture...i'm sure that its gotta be morphed but i'll better ask the pro's for theis honorable opinion
Post by: auto_reply on September 01, 2005, 07:23:10 PM
Post by: Daniel on September 02, 2005, 02:01:21 PM
For Laura's sake, it would help if she didn't wear her pants/skirts so high, especially considering how low her massive boobs tend to go. Now granted, she's sitting here, but still, that is quite a sight to behold.
Post by: PregNut on September 02, 2005, 09:05:32 PM
Elliott invites Maya to Thanksgiving dinner, and while at his apartment before dinner, she removes her sweater.
I distinctly remember saying "GOD-DAYM!" the first time I saw that.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 03, 2005, 01:32:26 AM
The reveal:
Post by: steveo on September 03, 2005, 05:45:06 AM
Quote:
fo shizzle my "that's not a knife" nizzle!
steveo i'm impressed - by your subtle logo - and your great job morphing this great woman to such great dimensions.
I hereby officially grant you the appealing status of a fully armed and loaded Goldmember
never mind, i just thought it would make me sound cool
..
Thanks... yeah that's cool!
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 03, 2005, 09:05:17 AM
Post by: Daniel on September 03, 2005, 12:43:52 PM
Post by: MaxBigfoot on September 03, 2005, 12:50:11 PM
What it really is, is I sure wish I had seen some photos of that woman in a bikini!
Post by: Daniel on September 03, 2005, 03:32:29 PM
Quote:
I find it a damn shame that such a shapely and beautiful woman has never done a really sexy photoshoot. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say she must be trying her best to be known as an actress only and not a sex object. To me, that's too one dimensional thinking. Considering how many other good looking actresses with careers that are doing well are appearing in FHM and othe magazines of that ilk, I don't see it as all that valid a reason any more. This is all a hypothesis, of course.
What it really is, is I sure wish I had seen some photos of that woman in a bikini!
She did a lot of sexy movies/shoots when she was younger. But as she got older and her breast size increased, then she didn't really do sexy stuff anymore. I think her sexy days are pretty much over.
I'd sure love to see her in a bikini, it would be quite a sight. Unfortunately, her boobs hang really low and are rather saggy. Even when she has bra support, they hang really low. Just think how low they would go without the aid of a bra. Seeing Laura in a bikini is a distant dream.
Post by: Palomine on September 03, 2005, 10:17:58 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 03, 2005, 10:40:59 PM
Sorry about the crappy quality (damn $40 capture card!). I'll have to go rent the dvds of something and start all over again
(P.S. Ignore the part where it says "Boston"...
)
Post by: PregNut on September 04, 2005, 06:00:27 PM
Post by: GizmoWidget on September 05, 2005, 07:42:19 AM
LSG has always been one of my favorite mainstream actresses. Not only because of her fantastic breasts and beautiful body, but the fact I think she's prettier than a flower... call me shallow, but if I don't find a woman to be pretty, no mater how she's built, I'm just not attracted to her.
I sat through the entirety of "Quigley Downunder" just to see her in an off the shoulder dress...
[/lurk]
Post by: Palomine on September 05, 2005, 02:39:00 PM
Quote:
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LSG has always been one of my favorite mainstream actresses. Not only because of her fantastic breasts and beautiful body, but the fact I think she's prettier than a flower... call me shallow, but if I don't find a woman to be pretty, no mater how she's built, I'm just not attracted to her.
I sat through the entirety of "Quigley Downunder" just to see her in an off the shoulder dress...
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My sentiments exactly.
Post by: NeoMyztikX on September 05, 2005, 02:45:10 PM
Quote:
I believe that LSG did pose in a bathing suit in Nina Takes a Lover... not the tinyest string bikini or anything, but still very nice... there ought to be caps of it online somewhere.
Post by: NeoMyztikX on September 05, 2005, 02:46:10 PM
lalalala
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 05, 2005, 03:23:18 PM
Post by: NeoMyztikX on September 05, 2005, 03:25:55 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 05, 2005, 05:57:26 PM
(I was just bustin' before )
Post by: solidsnake1928 on September 27, 2005, 06:49:52 AM
u can use
www.yousendit.com(instructions on page, very easy)
to send it to my emaild addy which is
[email protected]
any vidz on LSG would be highly appreciated guys!
hanx a bunch!
Post by: solidsnake1928 on September 28, 2005, 03:07:27 AM
Post by: Boobytrap on October 31, 2005, 10:37:03 AM
Post by: NeoMyztikX on October 31, 2005, 10:41:15 AM
Post by: Palomine on October 31, 2005, 01:22:52 PM
Post by: IJustWantToBeWonderful on October 31, 2005, 01:27:18 PM
Post by: Boobytrap on October 31, 2005, 06:57:52 PM
Thank you Wonderful, that photo you attached is the best!
Post by: Stretcherr on October 31, 2005, 07:41:46 PM
ps there was a great episode of just shoot me,where her her character starts dating a feeder and she starts gaining weight. at one point the button from her pants pops off with such force it embeds in the window frame!!!
Post by: IJustWantToBeWonderful on October 31, 2005, 09:59:01 PM
Quote:
Thanks Palomine, I have been searching at Google for several months already, viewing probably every picture that they have of LSG. Just thought I'd now bring the subject here to the real pros.
Thank you Wonderful, that photo you attached is the best!
Aw, you're welcome!! But I'm sure you enjoy stretcherr's morph more! lol
Post by: spu00trb on November 01, 2005, 02:10:45 AM
And that she always looks classy as well as being so attractive
Post by: Boobytrap on November 01, 2005, 04:19:52 AM
There are countless actresses today going nude in scenes nowadays, many of which only have ho hum breasts but this lady has those mams that can make her a standout star that few other women in Hollywood could match. She just needs to wake up and watch her demand skyrocket. Not to mention her bank account!
Post by: Stretcherr on November 01, 2005, 08:07:31 AM
Quote:
... morphs are a lot of fun...
yes, i agree
Post by: Daniel on December 14, 2005, 03:04:03 PM
Hahaha, no contest!
Mod edit: I'm going to merge this old thread into the current/active LSG thread. -Pal
Post by: BenBen on December 14, 2005, 03:19:42 PM
Post by: CyberPlainsDrifter on December 14, 2005, 03:57:16 PM
Is it my imagination or is LSG wearing less loose clothing & more tighter stuff? Could it be she is finally realizing her assets are gifts instead of boat anchors?
Post by: Mammeister on December 14, 2005, 05:23:45 PM
Post by: Stretcherr on December 14, 2005, 05:37:22 PM
Post by: PregNut on December 14, 2005, 05:38:37 PM
Post by: ayrton on December 14, 2005, 06:44:51 PM
Post by: 3deroticer on December 14, 2005, 06:56:13 PM
Its like asking mom which sibling they like best, please dont make me choose between my girls.
Post by: lactose_tolerant on December 14, 2005, 09:56:12 PM
Quote:
LSG is a double chocolate sundae with whipped cream and a cherry on top compared to Reese's pieces.
great stuff! rotflmao.
lactose_"fishing for vhs tape of the stand"tolerant
Post by: bignatslover on December 15, 2005, 05:46:40 AM
VS 
Post by: maybeenuf4u on December 17, 2005, 09:33:44 AM
Post by: Mammeister on December 17, 2005, 09:49:59 AM
Quote:?????????
We've scene it before
In which movie was that scene?
Sorry but her mosquito bites just don't stack up compared to LSG's zoobies!!!
Post by: 3deroticer on December 17, 2005, 03:23:20 PM
I do think that both of these woman fall in the slim and stack category. Im sure that anyone can find a woman with bigger breast, but not many as thin, and as beautifull as they are.
Post by: mustang1967 on March 15, 2006, 02:10:57 PM
Mod edit to merge this bitty thread into the main thread on LSG. -Pal
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 15, 2006, 05:07:27 PM
Post by: mustang1967 on March 16, 2006, 02:45:44 PM
Post by: Glottis on March 16, 2006, 07:34:39 PM
but seriously, that was a lot like e e cummings
Post by: Rentahero on September 18, 2006, 12:21:52 PM
Post by: dennisnewark on September 18, 2006, 12:51:52 PM
Post by: Palomine on September 18, 2006, 01:19:05 PM
Post by: Rentahero on September 18, 2006, 08:36:58 PM
and yes, I know how to make the search engine display all the results from the beginning.
I don't want to have to pay for videos, which is what most of the content I have found on the net is.
I will try the newsgroups however
. I had forgotten about that.Thanks.
Post by: bignatslover on September 19, 2006, 07:45:31 AM
Her breasts hit their peak during the tv show JUST SHOOT ME. But unfortunately, a TV show won't show much boobage - just some nice shirt shots like these:
What Laura really, really, really needs to do is:
1) Gain 15 pounds
2) Have a sudden love affair with her breasts
3) Film a softcore film that shows off her love of them
You say that could never happen? Mimi Rogers kind of did that for us when she filmed FULL BODY MASSAGE.
Post by: Palomine on September 19, 2006, 07:52:05 AM
Though I rarely watch it any more, knowing that I HAVE a DVDs/tapes of Paprika, Full Body Massage, etc... just provides some peace of mind.
If I were you, the following would be worth getting: Nina Takes a Lover, the Stand, Sex Lies Videotape, and Quigley Down Under. Truth be told, none are that great as films, but LSG's plush presence manages to keep all somewhat watchable!
All four films have been out more than long enough that even most urban library systems will have copies for loan, or you can probably find them at any 99 cent video rental place. $4. (plus the time to make copies) seems a lot more efficient than countless more hours of surfing. Heck, films like those are probably for sale in bargain bins for not much more than that!Good luck in your quest.
Post by: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 07:02:41 PM
Also, I love Laura and I don't mean to demean her, but her chest really sets the limit from where breasts can go from being amazing to ridiculous and maybe a little disgusting. If you think about it, she probably wouldn't be as busty as she is if her breasts didn't sag so much. It really is a double edged sword.
Post by: Offline on September 19, 2006, 08:37:21 PM
Post by: mcgarp on September 19, 2006, 09:49:25 PM
Post by: spid on September 20, 2006, 05:22:32 AM
web page
Post by: bignatslover on September 20, 2006, 07:05:32 AM
Quote:Too big? We...don't...understand.
I don't mean to demean her, but her chest really sets the limit from where breasts can go from being amazing to ridiculous and maybe a little disgusting.
Post by: joneblaze on September 20, 2006, 07:08:01 AM
Post by: Good_Grip on September 20, 2006, 10:37:58 AM
Quote:
Here are some more pics and she just looks like one of those rare small grils with bigger boobs.
Well, that site brought up all kinds of alerts from my anit-virus and anti-malware software.
Post by: Verbotenbruste on September 20, 2006, 04:44:55 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 20, 2006, 04:50:36 PM
NEWS:
Quote:
Q. I haven't seen that actress Laura San Giacomo in a while. Is she still acting? - L.K.
A. Yes, she was in the recent films Havoc and Checking Out. She's now scheduled to co-star with Patricia Clarkson and William H. Macy in the drama Conquistadora, the true story of a mother's fight to give her disabled twins a normal life. And she's set to appear in a few episodes of the series Veronica Mars this season.
journalnow.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=WSJ%2FMGArticle%2FWSJ_RelishArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1149190586068&path=!entertainment!general!&s=1037645508970
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 21, 2006, 07:36:56 PM
Enjoy
Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 09:43:57 PM
Quote:Quote:Too big? We...don't...understand.
I don't mean to demean her, but her chest really sets the limit from where breasts can go from being amazing to ridiculous and maybe a little disgusting.
Well, what I mean is that she looks mighty impressive in say, a push-up bra, but once the bra comes off, she might not come off as appetizing to some. I'd imagine that if she ever posed nude, she'd be holding her breasts up.
Post by: Goldeneye on September 22, 2006, 06:27:46 AM
Quote:
San Giacomo joins Hunter in TNT pilot
Fri Sep 22, 1:23 AM ET
Laura San Giacomo will co-star opposite Holly Hunter in TNT's drama pilot "Grace."
Hunter plays a jaded Oklahoma City police detective who is visited by an irascible angel (Leon Rippy) and offered an opportunity to redeem her life. San Giacomo will play Grace's best friend, a forensic scientist. Bokeem Woodbine will play a death-row inmate who also can see the angel.
San Giacomo, probably best known for her role on NBC's long-running comedy series "Just Shoot Me!" will next do a multi-episode arc on the CW's "Veronica Mars." The stint will reunite San Giacomo with fellow "Just Shoot Me!" cast member Enrico Colantoni.
Reuters/Hollywood Reporter
Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 11:03:34 AM
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on September 22, 2006, 06:40:10 PM
So hot!!
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 22, 2006, 07:25:22 PM
Here are several pics i posted previously:
http://forum.bearchive.com/files/385674-lsg_jsm_chicken_pot_pie.jpg
http://forum.bearchive.com/files/385952-lsg_jsm_chicken_pot_pie2.jpg
http://forum.bearchive.com/files/374025-COMP_LSG-Image10848.jpg
http://forum.bearchive.com/files/386439-LSG_SLaV_Bar_Hopping.jpg
http://forum.bearchive.com/files/384980-BE-LSG-Image10000.jpg
Post by: Feral on September 23, 2006, 05:30:15 PM
Quote:
They just look like big, natural breasts to me. They don't look high on the chest like similar sized implants might, but they still look good nonetheless.
Exactly. I think the OP is off base and just doesn't like big naturals. And it isn't as if she is that big, not by some of our standards anyway.
Post by: Breasts on September 24, 2006, 03:13:22 AM
Quote:
Always loved her and her show. Especially the episode where she dated a FA and he fed her to the point that her clothes grew so tight that she shot a button across the room with such force that it embedded itself in the wall!!!...
That sounds an interesting scene.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 26, 2006, 04:23:24 AM
However, she looks pretty good when it happens.See for yourself...
(Note that's a mpeg4 wrapped in avi wrapped in quicktime. If you don't have a Mac, VLC or MPlayer might be able to view it)
Preview attached. Enjoy.
Post by: Breasts on September 26, 2006, 10:12:59 AM
Quote:
Actually, it was the button off her pants
See for yourself...
(Note that's a mpeg4 wrapped in avi wrapped in quicktime. If you don't have a Mac, VLC or MPlayer might be able to view it)
Preview attached. Enjoy.
Thanks.
Post by: tim333 on September 26, 2006, 11:16:03 AM
Post by: ryanpee on September 26, 2006, 11:20:15 AM
I have Divx codecs and all that other jazz.
Post by: Palomine on September 26, 2006, 01:37:26 PM
Quote:
What do you have to use to play that Quicktime file? My quicktime says it needs some sort of extras to play it on my PC, Windows media player doesn't even touch it and on my iBook it gives me the same "I need something" to play it.
I have Divx codecs and all that other jazz.
No point trying WMP... that's just for wmv and asf files mostly. It should play under QT on either platform provided you've got recent versions. It plays with both QT Player and with VLC (preferred) for me. Update your QT and it'll definitely play on your iBook as it does on my Mac. Good luck.
Post by: derf79 on September 26, 2006, 01:50:30 PM
Post by: pedonbio on September 26, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
Quote:
You know, I don't understand why I frequently see people saying bad things about Laura's appearance (not necessarily in this thread, but on other parts of the Internet). I think she looks okay. Her breasts are fine, somewhat lower than most but still pretty normal-looking. I certainly don't think they're "bordering on disgusting" as I think I heard someone say.
I think the consensus here would be "delightful" instead of "disgusting".
Post by: J_R_Dobbs on September 26, 2006, 10:09:56 PM
Quote:Quote:Too big? We...don't...understand.
I don't mean to demean her, but her chest really sets the limit from where breasts can go from being amazing to ridiculous and maybe a little disgusting.
Every twit that thinks large breasts are disgusting needs to step aside, lest I put a foot up they ass!
Post by: TheZookie007 on September 27, 2006, 09:13:53 AM
Quote:I think it's disgusting that we don't see more of Laura San Giacomo on television or on movie screens.
"Laura San Gaicomo" and "disgusting" in the same post! Blasphemy!
Post by: TheZookie007 on September 27, 2006, 09:16:17 AM
Quote:Thanks to Dr Fashizzle for putting up a portion of that scene.
Always loved her and her show. Especially the episode where she dated a FA and he fed her to the point that her clothes grew so tight that she shot a button across the room with such force that it embedded itself in the wall!!!
So hot!!
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on October 02, 2006, 07:01:13 PM
Here's a composite image I just made from Havoc (not morphed). Enjoy!
Post by: bignatslover on October 03, 2006, 05:57:10 AM
I believe the troubled look on Laura's face is
because her friend just told her that Laura's breasts
can hold more volume than those two cans of
evaporated milk she's holding.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on October 08, 2006, 12:39:54 AM
Unfortunately, I used a $40 capture card, and they're all a low res interlaced joke.
(especially compared to the HDTV screen caps floating around)However, I was able to make a small animated gif of LSG running. Too bad she was obviously wearing a bra
Enjoy.
Post by: BillN on October 08, 2006, 05:42:29 AM
Post by: bignatslover on October 08, 2006, 06:13:22 AM
While not Score-model status in size, Laura is still surely one of the sexiest thangs that broadcast-television has ever offered the world.
Post by: Froepaly on October 14, 2006, 04:17:17 AM
.The clip is huge at 203mb but is 3m20s long. My favourite bit is when she asks Tom Selleck to "take her", just close your eyes and put yourself in his position......
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on April 09, 2007, 06:13:32 PM
(This is unaltered from Unscripted (2005))
Enjoy
Post by: Dearc on April 09, 2007, 06:52:36 PM
Your call.
Post by: T_Man on April 12, 2007, 03:59:33 PM
Post by: Glottis on April 12, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
Post by: T_Man on April 12, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
Post by: TheZookie007 on April 12, 2007, 06:34:46 PM
Post by: DruulEmpire on April 12, 2007, 06:39:12 PM
Post by: TheZookie007 on April 12, 2007, 06:45:56 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on April 12, 2007, 07:14:16 PM
Enjoy.
(OK, It's really from a previous season, but that's still hot...
)
Post by: jklope4 on April 13, 2007, 10:45:45 AM
Post by: DruulEmpire on April 13, 2007, 11:43:42 AM
Post by: jklope4 on April 13, 2007, 01:07:30 PM
http://rapidshare.com/files/25820916/just_shoot_me.mov.html
If anyone has problems, (this is my first rapidshare) let me know and I'll try to address them.
Post by: DruulEmpire on April 13, 2007, 01:11:10 PM
Post by: Glottis on April 13, 2007, 03:16:11 PM
Post by: Kowalski on April 13, 2007, 03:23:29 PM
Quote:
Hmmm, don't know if i have that clip, but here's a pic from the very beginning of that episode...
Enjoy.
(OK, It's really from a previous season, but that's still hot...
That's funny.
Reverse morph! Good one.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on April 24, 2007, 06:40:42 PM
Enjoy.
Post by: ShallowHal68 on April 25, 2007, 03:07:06 AM
Post by: ShallowHal68 on April 25, 2007, 03:29:02 AM
Laura San Giacomo fake & morph
Post by: DruulEmpire on April 25, 2007, 08:37:59 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on April 25, 2007, 07:24:07 PM
Thanks!
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 04, 2007, 07:48:04 PM
I took two frames and enhanced them so you can see the detail. (It's dark so PC users might have trouble seeing it).
Enjoy!
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 04, 2007, 07:50:17 PM
Post by: Glottis on May 05, 2007, 02:19:25 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 05, 2007, 02:36:53 AM
When I preview the image with the standard windows brightness (gamma) settings on my mac, it's hard to make out any detail. I could only lighten the image so much...
So, no, it's not just a function of the monitor.
You can read all about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma_correction
Post by: jugghead on May 08, 2007, 08:07:56 PM
Sorry, but it's a .VOB file. Wake up
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 09, 2007, 02:06:56 AM
What I love is that her pillows are so big, she knocks one when she pulls her arm around and then stretches the fabric tight enough that you can't miss the nipple underneath. And that's pretty thick fabric -- those nipples must be dark!
(You can see it better in motion...)
Post by: DD_Lover on May 09, 2007, 09:10:26 AM
Wake Up
Post by: 3deroticer on May 09, 2007, 11:08:25 AM
Now if I could get a nice capture of Jane Badler or Pamela Hensley from the my sci-fi channel, please send them to me. I really need to get a better capture card!
sorry I forgot to put my sig on the photo
Post by: DruulEmpire on May 09, 2007, 01:25:10 PM
Post by: jimmarg on July 29, 2007, 11:40:26 PM
Post by: Scotty on August 24, 2007, 05:11:29 AM
Post by: nanoatriarch on August 24, 2007, 05:13:03 AM
Post by: The_Fonz on August 24, 2007, 06:04:38 AM
Also, you can tell it's not LSG because her boobs are nowhere near saggy enough!
Post by: jimmarg on August 24, 2007, 10:28:56 AM
Post by: Palomine on August 24, 2007, 11:04:31 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 24, 2007, 07:33:45 PM
Enjoy
Post by: Scotty on August 25, 2007, 02:52:41 AM
Quote:
Hi Scotty!
Hi old pall
Long time no see Just running CJ now - everything else has closed down - that's life
Post by: Scotty on August 25, 2007, 02:56:26 AM
Post by: jimmarg on August 25, 2007, 09:54:36 PM
Quote:
Unfortunately, this may be the clearest picture of her sweet golden teats:
Enjoy
So I guess that means this isn't really Laura, surprised by the paparazzi while taking the twins out for a splash. Such a disappointment!
Post by: Good_Grip on August 26, 2007, 02:31:34 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 28, 2007, 07:18:57 PM
Post by: auto_reply on August 29, 2007, 03:10:20 AM
Post by: Palomine on November 24, 2007, 04:59:34 PM
<img src="http://forum.bearchive.com/files/599813-pic041114-01013.jpg">
Mod edit to merge this old thread into the main LSG thread in the GF. -Pal
Post by: zappfra on November 24, 2007, 06:35:41 PM
Post by: Goldeneye on November 24, 2007, 08:24:20 PM
Post by: pedonbio on November 24, 2007, 09:33:34 PM
Where shall we visit first, m'dear? France, Russia, or Greece?
Post by: TeamCanada on November 25, 2007, 01:07:28 AM
But I digress... a fine rack, a fine rack indeed.
Post by: DtotheJ on November 25, 2007, 10:42:04 AM
Post by: TeamCanada on November 25, 2007, 10:56:34 AM
Post by: Palomine on November 25, 2007, 11:19:00 AM
Quote:
DtotheJ said:
for anybody who has seen this on tv...which part and how far into that episode does this scene occur?
I think that info is in the LSG thread someplace... I happened to have my set on for 10 minutes and by chance happened upon the scene w/o having to sit thru all of it. If I can find a file of it someplace I'll UL it and post (the couple links I found to old rapidshare/etc... versions of it have all expired.
BTW, there were a couple of other notable gals in the movie... both appeared at least briefly within the 10-15 min preceding the LSG/Devil scene. One's a strawberry blonde with nice gams and the other is a 'batfaced' brunette wearing a sheer top with a black bra on underneath. Dunno their names... have no pix. Just sayin'
Post by: robclassact on November 25, 2007, 11:34:32 AM
Quote:
Goldeneye said:
He *did* neglect to disclaim that she's being raped by--I believe I'm getting this right--Satan while she's thrashing around looking unhappy in that shot LOL.
Eh, if I had a dime for every time I've seen that happen, I'd have, like, 60 cents.
***edit*** Found the edited (no satan, just tits) clip on youtube.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 20, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
I was going through my hard drive and found this composite i never published.
As the previous one, this is unaltered from Unscripted (2005)
Enjoy
Post by: Palomine on August 20, 2008, 06:18:46 PM
Post by: Palomine on November 01, 2008, 04:44:48 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on November 02, 2008, 01:49:17 AM
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on November 03, 2008, 05:51:04 PM
Post by: Mercerwatch on January 18, 2009, 04:33:20 AM
Post by: Goldeneye on January 18, 2009, 05:41:24 AM
There was actually a mini-marathon of JSM on TV Land tonight. I'm watching some now.
ETA: Oh, btw, this used to confuse me too back in the day. LSG's character was Maya. Nina was the tart-tongued, hard-**94** over-the-hill former supermodel superbly played by Wendie Mallick. What the hell is she up to?
Post by: excitable boy on January 18, 2009, 07:17:41 AM
Post by: Reaver on January 18, 2009, 09:38:33 AM
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Goldeneye said:
LOL it's certainly not nearly And though I don't think I can remember a single time San Giacomo or the costumers went out of their way to draw attention to her magnificent breasts (sadly), they never really hid them either
there was one episode where Maya was trying to attract a particular guy and Nina told her to stick them out and Maya did just that. You got a real good idea about big she was.
Post by: Palomine on January 18, 2009, 10:25:51 AM
http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?...true#Post604680
and
http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/125283/page/0/fpart/all/vc/1
I've always been a big fan of LSG... I honestly can't imagine how anyone who thinks themselves a breast fan couldn't be.
Like all her breast-enthusiast-fans, I recall fondly her campfire with the devil scene in The Stand, as well as various bits and pieces from Nina Takes A Lover, Quigley Down Under, Just Shoot Me, Sex Lies & Videotape and more recently, Saving Grace. At various points, she's been seen in a bra, bathing suit, corseted, in lingerie, etc... but sadly, never actually nude or even topless. Her prerogative of course, and I guess it paints me as a perv to miss such an appearance... but still, shes SO appealing how could a guy NOT want to see a bit more?Attached is a non-morphed version of a popular LSG photo.
Post by: MasterDragonfly on January 18, 2009, 11:56:39 AM
Then out of the blue, he makes some comment to Maya to the effect of, "So how big are those? D's? Double-D's?" and Maya is slack-jawed.
Turns out that Cross' character was merely playing 'slow' so that he could reap the benefits of an easy life. Maya was going to out him, but... you know, I don't quite recall how that ended up.
I was just pleasantly amused that the show would draw such blatant attention to her snubes.
Post by: 3deroticer on January 18, 2009, 02:28:33 PM
I know I will burn in hell for that!
Post by: Diesel_Kidd on January 18, 2009, 05:25:48 PM
Post by: Paladin on January 18, 2009, 09:54:33 PM
Post by: JerryTown66 on January 18, 2009, 10:57:57 PM
"Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie...Green Quarter? Green Quarter?...Crap, Now I've got to get a job."
Post by: DJPFC on January 19, 2009, 12:50:06 AM
Post by: TheZookie007 on January 19, 2009, 02:44:38 AM
Post by: Goldeneye on January 19, 2009, 02:46:12 AM
Post by: BalloonAnimal on January 25, 2009, 12:51:40 PM
Post by: Palomine on January 25, 2009, 01:05:43 PM
PS/added later: I just sent you a PM with some basic suggestions on how to create/attach a forum image attachment w/o problems.
Post by: Freddy on January 25, 2009, 02:33:32 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 25, 2009, 11:41:27 PM
"Good God Maya, can you even see what color your shoes are?!?"
More tomorrow...
Post by: Diesel_Kidd on January 26, 2009, 01:06:41 AM
Post by: Palomine on January 26, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
It's more than simply her rack of course, or her reticence to show it. It's her manner, and her eyebrows, and those glasses she wears, and the slightly plaintive yet subtly snarky tone of her voice. She seems like an actual person even when in character... I'm not saying she's a master thespian... but simply that she's good at inhabiting the characters she plays in a convincing manner.
Still, I'd really like to see her topless at some point.
Here she is in a rare bit of bosomy fanservice on Saving Grace:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSzhe__beQ
Post by: slacker on January 26, 2009, 04:14:49 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 26, 2009, 05:21:32 PM
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If they'd just share some side-boob or braless t-shirt jiggle every couple of episodes
It's there, you just have to look reeeeeal close.
Update: Yeah, you found one of the scenes!
Post by: BalloonAnimal on January 26, 2009, 05:57:38 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 26, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
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Post by: Freddy on January 26, 2009, 09:08:01 PM
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Dr_Fashizzle said:
Is this your card?
"Good God Maya, can you even see what color your shoes are?!?"
More tomorrow...
Nice work, Fashizzle. Ah, those are memories to truly behold. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Post by: BalloonAnimal on January 26, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
- When Maya approached Finch with her hands behind her back (hiding small U.S. flags for the 4th of July) and asked, "Guess what I have behind my back," and Finch replied, "Some kind of counter-weight device to keep from tipping over?"
- The time the photography teacher who had conned Maya into taking some nude self-portraits was gawking at her photos and said, "Would you look at these! These are worthy of mounting!!"
- When Nina and Finch were playing word-association games about each other's attributes, until Nina got offended at some of his choices, and as she left the office Maya entered and Finch simply looked at her and said, "Boobs," and walked away as if nothing more needed to be said.
Post by: apehanger on January 26, 2009, 11:42:18 PM
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Reaver said:Quote:
Goldeneye said:
LOL it's certainly not nearly And though I don't think I can remember a single time San Giacomo or the costumers went out of their way to draw attention to her magnificent breasts (sadly), they never really hid them either
there was one episode where Maya was trying to attract a particular guy and Nina told her to stick them out and Maya did just that. You got a real good idea about big she was.
There was also an episode, possibly the same one with the chest thrust, where Nina was considering implants and wore prosthetics to determine the size she wanted. It turned into a competitive thing between she and Maya and her bustline increased in every scene throughout the show.
Post by: BalloonAnimal on January 27, 2009, 05:12:09 PM
Post by: pedonbio on January 27, 2009, 07:39:59 PM
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I never tire of her... maybe it's her ample, low-slung, all-natural rack or the fact that she won't show it... I dunno. Such a shame (in my selfish POV) that it's Holly Hunter always running around half-naked on Saving Grace instead of LSG. If they'd just share some side-boob or braless t-shirt jiggle every couple of episodes, I have little doubt that the series' ratings would improve dramatically.
It's more than simply her rack of course, or her reticence to show it. It's her manner, and her eyebrows, and those glasses she wears, and the slightly plaintive yet subtly snarky tone of her voice. She seems like an actual person even when in character... I'm not saying she's a master thespian... but simply that she's good at inhabiting the characters she plays in a convincing manner.
Still, I'd really like to see her topless at some point.
Here she is in a rare bit of bosomy fanservice on Saving Grace:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSzhe__beQ
I feel exactly the same way, Pal. She has brains, talent, a wonderful personality, and...great boobs!
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 27, 2009, 09:56:29 PM
Here's another from the predecessor:
Sorry for the crap quality -- the DVDs are really bad
Post by: BalloonAnimal on January 27, 2009, 10:34:36 PM
Post by: solvegas on January 27, 2009, 10:36:06 PM
Post by: BalloonAnimal on January 29, 2009, 03:53:14 PM
Post by: Goldeneye on January 29, 2009, 09:44:57 PM
...Of course, in my more conscious fantasies, she's Mastasia-sized, with areolas like large pizzas. I'm a sicko.
Post by: BalloonAnimal on January 29, 2009, 10:15:52 PM
Post by: Palomine on January 30, 2009, 12:10:35 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 30, 2009, 06:12:33 PM
Look into downloading the Gimp or [buying] an old copy of Photoshop 7. That should give you the tools you need to take it to the next level. You definitely have the creativity required.
Here's more fodder for you: Laura in 4D!! (Or, Just Shoot Me II: Attack of the Clones)
Post by: BalloonAnimal on February 01, 2009, 11:17:57 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on February 02, 2009, 04:22:00 PM
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on February 02, 2009, 04:42:37 PM
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BalloonAnimal said:
Thanks, doc, and thanks for the advice, Palomine. I certainly know that my attempts are far from state-of-the-art, but I'd hoped that the concepts sort of compensated for the crudeness. I'll try to sharpen my skills before posting my last "Just Shoot It On Me" scenes (LSG in S&M and group sex) but here's one more I hope isn't too rough.
Nonsense, don't wait to post your work...the trick is to pay attention to critiques without being sensitive. As long as comments are not delivered with rancor, they can be helpful.
Even after all this time, I still get lots of comments from the crew when I fudge a morph, and it is always instructive to see things from someone else's perspective.
Keep posting kiddo...and welcome to the party!!
Post by: BalloonAnimal on February 02, 2009, 08:12:36 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on February 03, 2009, 09:35:25 PM
Here's some of Maya using what she's learned (1 of 3):
Post by: pedonbio on February 04, 2009, 01:46:37 PM
It helped, of course, that the show was a comedy. There is one famous movie made during the mid-1940s at the height of movie censorship which was a comedy about finding the father of a baby; I think it was the first movie Walter Matthau was in. Nothing was explicit, but if you thought about what would be behind the dialog, the female lead had gotten **92** with a platoon of soldiers, been gang-banged, committed a variety of sexual acts which were felonies at the time, and repeated the performance the next night.
Post by: ilovelinsey on February 04, 2009, 05:08:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Of_Morgan%27s_Creek
Post by: BalloonAnimal on February 06, 2009, 08:20:49 AM
I've seen Desi & Lucy, and Norton & Ralph,
And those pairs of boobs were top-of-the-shelf,
But the boob tubes best pair was the set of herself,
- - Laura San Giacomo
Post by: jimmarg on October 20, 2009, 09:20:26 PM
Post by: Q_BE on October 20, 2009, 10:13:26 PM
Thanks for reviving this Laura thread. God, what might have been! :o
Q-"Major Hollywood Gazongas!"-BE
Post by: pedonbio on October 21, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
And occasionally they'd get referenced in the dialogue.
Rather along the lines of "30 Rock", as when Tina Fey was told that her boss's girlfriend, played by Salma Hayek, had gone to church: "I'd be thanking God, too, if I had boobs like that."
Post by: Palomine on October 21, 2009, 04:49:46 PM
Post by: pedonbio on October 21, 2009, 05:43:57 PM
I never tire of LSG. :) Though I'm sorely tempted to repost one of the FINE and STIRRING LSG fakes from Brickhouse (our own ShallowHal) I'll assume that everyone here already has them. Instead I'll post this still cap image that I ran across on my drive recently... I honestly have no recollection of where I got it or what it's from... maybe Sex, Lies and Videotape (which I saw so long ago I can't really recall). I did mess around with the exposure a bit but there's not a lot of detail there to work with so I went ahead and posted the original.
Pal, you should know that every post from your LSG collection makes my loins quiver... :) :D 8) ::)
Post by: solvegas on October 21, 2009, 09:36:09 PM
Post by: pedonbio on October 22, 2009, 12:13:45 AM
First time I saw LSG was in a western called "Quigley down under " . Wow ! I thought as she was not only pretty but very busty by Hollyweird standards. The movie did not do well at the box office but it did quite good with me. :)
I've seen it three or four times. The first time because of Tom Selleck; after that because of her. Her boobs are impressive, but, seriously, she is a very good actress.
Post by: jimmarg on October 22, 2009, 07:58:57 AM
I'd like to offer a pop quiz on a candid LSG pic. She's clearly dropped her keys, but she doesn't pick them up because:
A) She's hoping an admiring fan will come by and pick them up for her;
B) She doesn't see them, even though they're right at her feet (she hasn't seen her feet since she was in junior high.);
C) She can't bend down without toppling over, and although her fall would be well-cushioned, she might not be able to stand up again;
D) All of the above;
DD) Her cup size.
Post by: pedonbio on October 22, 2009, 08:04:51 AM
I could be wrong (it's been a while since I've seen it), but I think Palomine's scenes are from "Under Suspicion" with Liam Neeson, now known in the business as "Lucky Hands Liam."
I'd like to offer a pop quiz on a candid LSG pic. She's clearly dropped her keys, but she doesn't pick them up because:
A) She's hoping an admiring fan will come by and pick them up for her;
B) She doesn't see them, even though they're right at her feet (she hasn't seen her feet since she was in junior high.);
C) She can't bend down without toppling over, and although her fall would be well-cushioned, she might not be able to stand up again;
D) All of the above;
DD) Her cup size.
It's a crime to morph a candid pic of her. Especially such a bad morph.
Post by: PregNut on October 22, 2009, 08:28:06 PM
It's a crime to morph a candid pic of her. Especially such a bad morph.
I agree with you.
Preg(I know. I'm shocked, too!)Nut :o
Post by: Palomine on October 22, 2009, 08:52:23 PM
First time I saw LSG was in a western called "Quigley down under " . Wow ! I thought as she was not only pretty but very busty by Hollyweird standards. The movie did not do well at the box office but it did quite good with me. :)
Everyone's probably seen it, but re: Quigley Down Under...
Post by: solvegas on October 22, 2009, 10:24:30 PM
Post by: pedonbio on October 23, 2009, 04:33:24 AM
Post by: MasterDragonfly on October 23, 2009, 08:57:02 AM
It's a crime to morph a candid pic of her. Especially such a bad morph.
How do I put this delicately.
Jimmarg, did you create that morph?
Post by: Zorro on October 23, 2009, 04:54:27 PM
Post by: pedonbio on October 23, 2009, 05:21:44 PM
I just had to do it! ;D
Z, that is a great example of a good morph. I, and I think MDF, are commenting on a bad morph. I think we'll run for office together. "We're from the Good Morph Party. We strongly oppose bad morphs!"
Post by: MasterDragonfly on October 24, 2009, 04:18:55 PM
Put another way, if Jimmarg didn't create it, and the creator is essentially unknown, then I suppose it's fair game for open criticism.
If on the other hand Jimmarg did create it....
[clears throat]
How about a "hey not bad for a first try"?
Post by: pedonbio on October 25, 2009, 06:45:17 PM
If on the other hand Jimmarg did create it....
[clears throat]
How about a "hey not bad for a first try"?
Hey, Jimmarg, not bad for a first try!
Post by: MasterDragonfly on October 26, 2009, 12:12:25 AM
Post by: McKormick on October 26, 2009, 01:30:04 AM
Post by: pedonbio on October 26, 2009, 07:27:57 AM
That sounds something like the 1944 Preston Sturges classic, "The Miracle of Morgan's Creek."
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Of_Morgan%27s_Creek" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Of_Morgan%27s_Creek</a>
Sorry I missed this post before, ilovelinsey. You are absolutely right.
I was surprised that it was as famous as it appears to have been, with an Oscar nomination. I love the critic's comment about how the Hays Office must have been raped in its **82**. ;D
Post by: bignatslover on October 26, 2009, 09:39:24 AM
Did it just happen after her pregnancy?(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5255/bingo20title.png)
Post by: 3deroticer on October 26, 2009, 11:09:46 AM
cross your eye to see the effect!
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on October 27, 2009, 06:01:20 PM
Post by: The Gardener on January 22, 2010, 02:48:35 PM
I've started downloading the show from the start and screengrabbing some of her b(r)east moments, and thought I'd share them here instead of starting a brand-new thread for them. So here we go from the beginning!
(http://i897.photobucket.com/albums/ac178/timelordvictorius/laura/th_laurasan-0001.jpg) (http://i897.photobucket.com/albums/ac178/timelordvictorius/laura/laurasan-0001.jpg)
Expect a shot a day for awhile: I've already got over 50 collages done (just started season 3)! Enjoy :)
Post by: Palomine on January 23, 2010, 12:49:27 PM
I've been a fan of Laura for ages, and recently I've decided to download Just Shoot Me and go through -- episode by episode -- for her most boobtastic scenes. Some I've fondly remembered, others have surprised me!
I've started downloading the show from the start and screengrabbing some of her b(r)east moments, and thought I'd share them here instead of starting a brand-new thread for them. So here we go from the beginning!
(http://i897.photobucket.com/albums/ac178/timelordvictorius/laura/th_laurasan-0001.jpg) (http://i897.photobucket.com/albums/ac178/timelordvictorius/laura/laurasan-0001.jpg)
Expect a shot a day for awhile: I've already got over 50 collages done (just started season 3)! Enjoy :)
Great luck on your undertaking TG! Maybe you'll consider including season/episode numbers in your filenames?
Post by: The Gardener on January 23, 2010, 03:36:33 PM
Great luck on your undertaking TG! Maybe you'll consider including season/episode numbers in your filenames?
Thanks Palomine :) I'll try to post which ep's they're from as I go. The first few might be ep-less since it's been awhile since I've grabbed those, but I can backtrack and fill in those blanks later on.
And today's next bit o'Giacomo:
(http://i897.photobucket.com/albums/ac178/timelordvictorius/laura/th_laurasan-0002.jpg) (http://i897.photobucket.com/albums/ac178/timelordvictorius/laura/laurasan-0002.jpg)
Enjoy :)
Pal adds: there is/was a huge LSG thread in VCR Alerts some years back... I'm sure most of the links in it are now defunct, but you might find it to be of interest if the search tool works well enough to find it.
Post by: The Gardener on January 24, 2010, 12:28:25 PM
Post by: Palomine on January 24, 2010, 12:50:12 PM
Post by: pedonbio on January 24, 2010, 12:51:55 PM
Post by: The Gardener on January 24, 2010, 11:16:25 PM
Post by: AgentDee on January 24, 2010, 11:56:54 PM
Ah thanks Pal. I thought it was only one post per day, not between 24 hours. I'll remember. Many thanks :)
It is an easy mistake for new posters Gardener, quick tip, if you still see EDIT as an option on your post your 24 hour window is still open. once it is not there you are now free to post another pic, just a little future FYI ;).
Post by: pedonbio on January 25, 2010, 08:35:55 AM
It is an easy mistake for new posters Gardener, quick tip, if you still see EDIT as an option on your post your 24 hour window is still open. once it is not there you are now free to post another pic, just a little future FYI ;).
AgentDee offers good advice, but I have to add that sometimes the "edit" timer is a bit off one way or the other, so it's good to allow it to cool a bit. And somebody (usually me) always screws up around the daylight saving time changes.
Pal chimes in: luckily for us, the DST time-change only happens twice a year, and only one of those shifts could cause an hour to be accidentally 'shaved' from the clock. As mentioned, no user is unduly penalized for an occasional, clearly minor slip-up like that so while all the advice is good (i.e.: verify 24 hrs have elapsed since your last attachment; allow a small buffer as well...) and worthy of following, simply remembering the *spirit* of the Owner's '1-1-1' rule is probably sufficient to keep mistakes down to a reasonable frequency. ;)
Post by: TheMightyThor on January 25, 2010, 01:43:22 PM
A friendly heads up from your favorite bearded Thundergod.
http://www.oopsclips.com/laura-san-giacomo.php
P.s. Liam Neeson (I think it's him) is the luckiest guy on Earth.
Post by: Q_BE on January 25, 2010, 03:41:24 PM
Hail! Your mighty hammer smashes through to the truth!
Q-"Hail Laura San Giacomo!"-BE
PS. Care to name the movie?!? :D
Post by: The Gardener on January 26, 2010, 06:41:55 PM
Post by: TheMightyThor on January 27, 2010, 06:10:36 AM
Thor believes it's called Under Suspicion... and was released in 1992. How did it take so long for that clip to be on the internet..?
Post by: arflech on January 27, 2010, 11:21:33 AM
Hail!I thought Under Suspicion was a movie from 2000 starring Monica Bellucci
Thor believes it's called Under Suspicion... and was released in 1992. How did it take so long for that clip to be on the internet..?
but it turns out that's an unrelated film
Post by: The Gardener on January 27, 2010, 08:10:41 PM
Post by: onion_writer on January 27, 2010, 08:18:32 PM
Post by: MrBombastic on July 25, 2010, 03:06:54 AM
Ah, Laura San Giacomo, the only reason I watched Just Shoot Me and a pleasant surprise on Saving Grace. I didnt see much of her in Sex, Lies And Videotape though. Nor was there much in Pretty Woman. She wasnt always this well endowed. Did it just happen after her pregnancy?
I think JSM is a great comedy, which Laura adds alot to. Saving Grace, well, it's not my thing, but Laura is reason enough to make it through the episodes!
Quigley's Down Under came out in 1990 and (according to wikipedia) her son was born in 1996, so her big bust is probably genetic.
Post by: MrBombastic on July 26, 2010, 10:11:21 AM
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LSG has always been one of my favorite mainstream actresses. Not only because of her fantastic breasts and beautiful body, but the fact I think she's prettier than a flower... call me shallow, but if I don't find a woman to be pretty, no mater how she's built, I'm just not attracted to her.
I sat through the entirety of "Quigley Downunder" just to see her in an off the shoulder dress...
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Exactly. I find alot of her lasting appeal is in her personality. As I always say, it's your personality that shines through your exterior. Laura seems to be a really sweet, down to earth, intelligent woman and that in itself is attractive. The fact that she has one of the best bodies in Hollywood is a bonus!
Regarding her fluctuating breast size, I'd say most of it is to do with her wardrobe. IIRC, the writers/directors of JSM wanted Laura to show her size as much as possible, but Laura wanted to downplay it. She wanted to be taken as a serious actress. I think they said they compromised in the end, which is why in some scenes they're out in full force and others they're disguised. I don't think she was necessarily fluctuating in her physical size. Here's a shot from the 2003 premiere of one of David Spade's movies to show how well clothing can disguise...
Post by: marcum on July 26, 2010, 12:57:49 PM
Mod comment: well, the show was so bad that even with LSG I couldn't bring myself to catch every episode, but I do recall one where Holly Hunter and LSG were running, with noticeable bounce from Laura. I agree... it's not much, but we LSG fans have to take what we can get. ;)
Post by: pedonbio on July 27, 2010, 12:54:33 PM
true. look at Saving Grace. i don't remember ONE good shot of her awesome curves in that show.
Mod comment: well, the show was so bad that even with LSG I couldn't bring myself to catch every episode, but I do recall one where Holly Hunter and LSG were running, with noticeable bounce from Laura. I agree... it's not much, but we LSG fans have to take what we can get. ;)
I hope she understands that she has a group of worshippers here...
Post by: Q_BE on July 27, 2010, 05:45:23 PM
I believe that LSG did pose in a bathing suit in Nina Takes a Lover... not the tinyest string bikini or anything, but still very nice... there ought to be caps of it online somewhere.Emphasis added.
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen that phrase on this website… ::)
I don't understand why the **29** Movie Archive (http://celebritymoviearchive.com) doesn't get more mention around this forum. I use it to search for the best bits of all my favorite actresses, INCLUDING Laura San Giacomo. Although I don't personally have a registration at the site, for practically pennies per megabyte, you can download the "money shots" of nearly any actress you can name. AFAIK, it also includes the best in softcore porn clips as well. It even has a section of clips in its "LunarScan" section that are captured from older content, mostly VHS tapes and other pre-DVD era clips. I've browsed it hundreds of times and I STILL find new stuff (including all the updates of new movies and content from Hollywood as it becomes available.)
Q-"My two cents"-BE
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 05, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
I don't understand why the **29** Movie Archive doesn't get more mention around this forum.No shit! Check out this screen cap from the European version of Just Shoot Meh! All hail the Empress!!!
Fo Shizzle! ;)
Post by: Magiciano on August 05, 2010, 11:04:52 PM
All hail the Empress!!!
Fo Shizzle! ;)
I am speechless.
Post by: Q_BE on August 06, 2010, 01:44:47 AM
I am speechless.
I'm lollin' at dis. ;D
Hey, Doc, how did you manage to match the fuzziness of the image and the morph? Neat trick!
Q-"If only it were real"-BE :P
Post by: Magiciano on August 06, 2010, 05:49:31 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 06, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
Hey, Doc, how did you manage to match the fuzziness of the image and the morph? Neat trick!
Couple of ways: 0) Lots of layers with masks. 1) Applying multiple little Gaussian Blurs != applying one big one, so you can build them up as needed. 2) When you blur a layer in PS, you also blur its mask (unless you unlink the mask first). 3) Using a larger fuzzy brush than usual to work on the mask (17px?) at 50% or 25% opacity 4) I cloned out the cleave between her tits a little bit (reducing contrast)
Also, with tv screencaps, you sometimes need to add fake contrast back into the morph after you've blurred it. (You know how contracting colors have an artificial dark line between them?) I didn't do that here.
To reduce digital artifacts, I DID make a copy of the original and performed a Noise > Median (1 or 2 px) on it to smooth all the edges, added a black mask, then selectively painted in these smother edges for some of the background elements as needed (e.g. red rope on the left).
To keep us on topic: Here's another rare pic. Fo Shizzle! ;D
Post by: gonZo on August 06, 2010, 06:41:11 PM
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Post by: bignatslover on April 23, 2011, 09:28:52 AM
so it was great to see her in that photo with the bustier. Wow, BUSTIER is the right word!Well, keep in mind that you were viewing a morph.
See, that is maybe my only peeve on here: when morphs are passed off as the original photo or it is not abundantly clear that the photo being shared happens to be a morph.
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on April 23, 2011, 10:34:27 AM
Mod edit: I hope R&H won't mind if I edit to include a link to his FINE recent '**29** Gene Splicer' image of Laura here: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9979843.0;attach=221123;image :) -Palomine
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on April 23, 2011, 01:42:43 PM
Post by: bignatslover on April 23, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Sorry, I just do that, I figure people know me by now. Besides I didn't even try to be careful with the obscured text, so I thought it was obvious.You're fine R&H. I think 99% of us know when we see your posts we are dealing with some awesome morphing. And I've always been a fan of your work. I think my thoughts were over-generalized when I was waxing.
Post by: Zorro on April 27, 2011, 01:43:26 PM
I am not sure if the original was actually her body, but what the hell!
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on June 23, 2012, 09:19:46 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on June 23, 2012, 09:20:27 PM
Yoi!
Post by: bignatslover on June 24, 2012, 08:31:47 AM
Courteny Cox. It aired yesterday but my girlfriend was over and I didn't want to look all pervy by recording it while she was over. Did anyone see it or better yet get captures of it?
Mod edit: I surfed past it a few times (didn't watch it as Lifetime movies are as bad as SyFy movies in general) and LSG was looking frumpy (on purpose I assume). I can't sweat that there wasn't a scene of her masturbating in the shower or anything (I wish) but I'd be surprised if there was. -Pal
Post by: jimmarg on June 24, 2012, 04:36:57 PM
And double bumps!
Yoi!
Well, as long as we're fantasizing... (I'm nowhere near your league, quality-wise, doc, but I like to have my fun with this fantasy queen.)
Post by: ChelseaCharmsFan on June 24, 2012, 07:29:42 PM
Post by: Rad on June 24, 2012, 07:47:37 PM
Laura San Giacomo was just in a movie for the Lifetime network called "Tall Hot Blonde" which happened to be directed by former Friends starVery frumpy and not aging well IMO.
Courteny Cox. It aired yesterday but my girlfriend was over and I didn't want to look all pervy by recording it while she was over. Did anyone see it or better yet get captures of it?
Mod edit: I surfed past it a few times (didn't watch it as Lifetime movies are as bad as SyFy movies in general) and LSG was looking frumpy (on purpose I assume). I can't sweat that there wasn't a scene of her masturbating in the shower or anything (I wish) but I'd be surprised if there was. -Pal
Post by: ChelseaCharmsFan on June 24, 2012, 11:04:15 PM
To keep us on topic: Here's another rare pic. Fo Shizzle! ;DAh.....uh......ah damn yes!
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=372745.0;attach=146229;image)
Post by: Palomine on June 26, 2012, 01:00:12 PM
Very frumpy and not aging well IMO.
Well, I'm not sure you're taking everything into account... for one thing, she's almost 50 years old (according to IMDB) so whether you're comparing her to her younger 'Sex Lies and Videotape' self, or to other actresses half her age, or even to other celebs/actresses pushing 50 who've obviously availed themselves of the cosmetic surgery that LSG seems to forego, it's not exactly an apples-to-apples comparison.
Further, the character she was playing in this made-for-TV movie seems to be a middle-aged suburban housewife who's douche of a husband is having an online relationship with a teenage girl. So, there'd be no reason to expect the filmmakers to glam her up... on the contrary, they probably intended to portray her as dowdy and aging... complete with the rather unflattering frown she seemed to be sporting each time I rounded the channel.
Finally, if I had a 49-year-old wife or girlfriend who looked exactly like LSG's character in that movie, I'm pretty sure I'd be injuring myself daily were she amenable to the amorous attention that her intelligent-looking face (including those eyebrows, which I like) and lush curvaceous figure inspired. ;)
JMHO of course. Attached is a photo of her appearance in a movie years ago called 'Under Suspicion" ...though I think she still looks fine now, I can appreciate her when she was in her absolute prime too. ;)
Post by: funkyboobster on June 26, 2012, 02:23:43 PM
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Post by: Palomine on January 25, 2014, 01:58:08 PM
Post by: jimmarg on January 25, 2014, 02:45:24 PM
Post by: pedonbio on January 25, 2014, 02:47:59 PM
A great couple from Hal. :) I bet, in her prime, she looked an awful lot like he's pictured her at left.
The glasses are a neat touch...
Post by: Palomine on January 26, 2014, 02:49:40 PM
Post by: jimmarg on January 26, 2014, 04:10:27 PM
The glasses are a neat touch...
Yes, glasses are a neat touch. When you wear them, things always look a little bit bigger.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 26, 2014, 11:29:07 PM
I assume we've all seen this before, but just in case. I don't have the clip the cap is sourced from... sorry it's so small.
Well, see it again for the first time biatches!!!
(note bra AND nip!)
(FYI: S02E25...)
Post by: jimmarg on January 27, 2014, 10:32:59 AM
Mod edit to chime in: yes, the caps were made so long ago with NTSC analog footage and cap gear. :( I assume/presume JSM hasn't been re-released or streams anywhere on Blueray/HD. IT'S WORTH NOTING that in many/most of these JSM clips/caps Laura IS NOT MORPHED, even though some folks might assume that she has been. There was a time there where her bust-waist-hip ratio was perhaps among the top 1% on TV. Though she's nothing like that now, I still dig her a helluva lot. :) -Pal
Post by: jimmarg on January 28, 2014, 11:01:00 AM
Post by: solvegas on January 28, 2014, 11:06:24 AM
Post by: T_Man on January 28, 2014, 02:22:25 PM
Post by: jimmarg on January 28, 2014, 04:25:40 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on January 28, 2014, 06:48:59 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 29, 2014, 12:59:15 AM
That might be really pathetic if she didn't look like THIS! :D
(Also, season 3 was a good season...)
Post by: jimmarg on January 29, 2014, 12:56:51 PM
Post by: pedonbio on January 29, 2014, 08:28:27 PM
(Back to my close scrutiny... )
It's hard work, and we are grateful. ;)
Post by: jimmarg on January 30, 2014, 11:32:39 AM
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Post by: jimmarg on February 03, 2014, 02:40:27 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on February 03, 2014, 09:57:41 PM
George Seagal may have felt a little frustrated having to pretend to be LSG's father, but the plus side was that he got more hugs than anyone else. Here he looks totally transfixed by all that sweet sweater meat and tries to corral it towards him, while Laura tells Mister Happy-Hands that the twins are still sore from his last so-called "hug."I like the way you think :)
Here's one ripe for interpretation:
Post by: gonZo on February 04, 2014, 11:44:22 AM
Post by: jimmarg on February 04, 2014, 03:44:46 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on February 05, 2014, 12:15:47 AM
But I really worry about her poor posture in season 4... :-\
Fo' Shizzle!
Post by: jimmarg on February 05, 2014, 10:40:15 AM
Post by: jimmarg on February 06, 2014, 03:30:56 PM
Post by: T_Man on February 08, 2014, 10:34:09 PM
Post by: jimmarg on February 09, 2014, 03:13:13 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on February 12, 2014, 10:09:53 PM
Laura says "Remember eyes? Yeah, I have those too... Up here..."
Post by: jimmarg on February 13, 2014, 08:26:09 AM
(Yet another great picture I hadn't seen before, Doc. Thanks.)
"We have an update - - It's BOOBS in a landslide!"
Post by: jimmarg on February 14, 2014, 10:57:54 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on February 17, 2014, 09:33:58 PM
Yeah, these pics are pretty fresh if you know what i mean...
This is a rare one from season 6 where she's wearing a push up bra. Must have been sweeps week.
Post by: jimmarg on February 18, 2014, 09:40:45 AM
That might not be a joke about sweeps week, doc. The red sweater she was packed into for the 2 episodes called The Proposal in season 5 definitely ran during sweeps to boost ratings. Boosted other things, as well, as I recall.
Post by: T_Man on February 18, 2014, 12:28:04 PM
Post by: jimmarg on February 18, 2014, 08:58:15 PM
I played around with this photo too.
I love the way you "play!" I'd have thanked you sooner, but my computer froze. Oh, wait - no it hadn't. I've just been staring at that image for the last 4 hours.
Post by: jimmarg on February 19, 2014, 02:04:02 PM
Post by: jimmarg on February 22, 2014, 09:05:00 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on February 24, 2014, 07:13:57 PM
LSG looks so awfully serious here it's almost like she's carrying around the weight of the world.Like a female Atlas! :D
Post by: gonZo on February 25, 2014, 08:51:06 AM
Post by: jimmarg on February 25, 2014, 05:58:20 PM
Post by: Palomine on February 25, 2014, 07:17:42 PM
(http://www.bearchive.com/~behavior/v2n14/p7_images/i28.jpg)
Anyway, aside from whatever modest entertainment value my story might have at this late date, the BEhavior item also includes a great bunch of caps of Laura in a red dress and a red top from a couple of her Tonight Show appearances, along with a tasty bit of CG one of my fellow BEhaviorist was kind enough to provide for the issue. Enjoy!
(http://www.bearchive.com/~behavior/v2n14/p7_images/i07.jpg)
Link here: http://www.bearchive.com/~behavior/v2n14/p7.html (all pix in this post are linked to previously uploaded images)
(http://www.bearchive.com/~behavior/v2n14/p7_images/lsg1r.jpg)
Post by: jimmarg on February 26, 2014, 08:18:08 AM
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Post by: gOOber on February 28, 2014, 09:40:12 AM
Post by: jimmarg on March 07, 2014, 11:00:59 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on March 13, 2014, 09:13:08 PM
Despite the objections of the rest of the cast, the later episodes of Just Shoot Me were usually taped in the mornings because the two biggest stars of the show got more difficult to work with as the day wore on. (A tip-of-the-cap to Dr. F and Palomine who first drew my attention to LSG's posture problems.)LOL!
And now a scene from the spinoff show: "Just Hug Me!"
Post by: jimmarg on March 14, 2014, 10:31:35 AM
Post by: Palomine on March 14, 2014, 06:30:56 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on March 14, 2014, 10:42:00 PM
Let's be frank... this is a mainstream actress who, at times/in her prime, boasted a figure that'd give any of the lesser-known Score models a run for their money. :)
That was actually the plot of a lost episode from season 1 named "The Score Whore"... It's included on the Blu-ray...
Fo' Shizzle!
Post by: jimmarg on March 15, 2014, 12:38:29 PM
Post by: pedonbio on March 15, 2014, 02:14:50 PM
Post by: solvegas on March 15, 2014, 11:11:52 PM
It's not widely known, but just after the JSM episode cited by Dr. F, SCORE made an offer to Laura. To everyone's amazement she accepted and posed for a red-hot photo spread with Sarenna Lee. Below is a prototype of the cover (only a few were printed) for what would have been a best-selling issue. Just before they went to press, LSG's agent convinced her it would ruin her mainstream career and she was able to get SCORE to kill the issue before it was printed.
Did she return the money ? ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on March 16, 2014, 12:13:59 PM
Did she return the money ? ;) ;D
This is just a rumor, of course, but I believe they let LSG keep the money because someone unscrupulously got his hands on the originals and has made a pretty penny selling them to "private collectors." Unfortunately, I've been told that part of the purchase agreement is that the photos aren't distributed in any form, but I've been told that they're definitely worth taking out a second mortgage to get, and I've been told that if one views them more than once a year one is in danger of going insane with lust. Or so I've been told.
Post by: Palomine on March 18, 2014, 03:39:47 PM
The attached pic is from some chat show on Comedy Central (I don't recognize the backdrop... maybe early Daily Show?) and she's smiling sweetly and under that tight-fitting top she's sporting an honest-to-Glob pair of healthy and heavy natural melons that are certainly the equal of many that have appeared in Score, Gent, D-Cup, etc... over the years. She's nobody's fool... though she never crossed the line to full toplessness (to the deep regret of many, even now) she did chose to use "what her momma gave her" from time to time.
Post by: jimmarg on March 19, 2014, 09:11:06 AM
Having said all that, here's an exception to what I said about cleavage, although considering what she had to offer, it's not the most revealing.
Post by: Palomine on March 19, 2014, 12:38:55 PM
...You'd think some producer would have a role for a top-heavy cougar who wouldn't mind exploiting her charms to get what she wants....
I think Jennifer Love Hewitt's getting those roles. ;)
I don't disagree with any of your points Jimmy... yes, even talk-show appearances are scripted/planned-for to an extent... I was simply suggesting that she probably had a higher degree of control (about what she wore) during appearances like that as opposed to tv or film roles (where there's a costume department and assorted directors, producers, etc... potentially involved in such decisions). As for whether NBC itself exerted any influence one way or the other vis-a-vis her wardrobe on Just Shoot Me... of course I have no idea. To be sure, shows *do* get reviewed by network Standards and Practices of course. And JSM was on for a long enough period of time that LSG herself might have had changes of heart during its run about how saucy she was willing to let Maya's wardrobe get.
This is all just speculation of course. I liked her years ago and I still like her. Yes, she's not what she used to be (neither is Mimi Rogers, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christina Model or even myself! ;)) but that doesn't mean that she's not still appealing. Sure, now when I see her in something like the now-gone Saving Grace or that made-for-tv movie about the cuckolded wife, she's generally sorta frumpy in appearance. But you know what? She's still pretty, and still has a good figure (and those great eyebrows) ...in short, she's still Laura San Giacomo to me. :)
Post by: jimmarg on March 20, 2014, 08:54:13 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on March 21, 2014, 08:02:00 PM
Post by: jimmarg on March 28, 2014, 09:26:21 PM
Mod edit to remove image that contained what many consider to be a derogatory slur. Jim, I know you were just trying to be funny (and rhyme) but I'm afraid that word is considered an insult referring to sexual orientation by many people both gay and straight, so it can't be used in our forum. Feel free to repost with a less potentially offensive term. Thanks. -Palomine
Post by: jimmarg on March 30, 2014, 06:37:22 PM
Post by: roberttoddy on March 30, 2014, 08:28:08 PM
Post by: jimmarg on March 31, 2014, 08:41:41 AM
Which episode is that green top? I thought I had beat off to all her good big titty outfits :-\
It's from an episode in season 4, called "An Axe to Grind," which guest-starred a very lucky Kevin Sorbo (Hercules) as LSG's new boyfriend. Of all the well-packed tops she wore on that show, this is my absolute favorite. When I first saw it, I nearly fell off the couch. Typical of the show, of course there were no boob jokes or references in the episode, as if nobody noticed what was bouncing around so amazingly. But an episode or 2 later, when she was dressed in some bulky, shape-hiding top, Finch would get off a crack like, "Are those for real?" Strange.
Post by: uther on March 31, 2014, 12:23:06 PM
Post by: jimmarg on March 31, 2014, 09:35:39 PM
The best episode ever was " How Nina got her grove back." Its the last minute or so of the episode but they are all sitting around watching tv and Lauras in a TIGHT sweater with a great rack shot. Wish I could find/get a still because it was the best by far!
This is why this forum rocks! Here I am, thinking I know it all regarding certain weighty matters, when I read your post, then check my list of the 2 dozen or so greatest LSG-sweater shots, yet I don't see any mention of that episode. But I find out I've got it on disc (it's from season 3 - her real "bust-out" year) and decide to see if you know what you're talking about. SHA-ZAM! How did I forget that scene?! Not only does she look EEEnormous, but she does a little jog into the room that can be slowed down for maximum viewing pleasure. She also looks damn good earlier in a different blue pullover, but that last one is classic. I haven't been able to find a still shot, but I'm going to keep hunting. THANKS FOR THE TIP!
Post by: jimmarg on April 01, 2014, 02:08:20 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on April 17, 2014, 12:26:00 AM
Post by: jimmarg on April 17, 2014, 05:17:50 PM
Laura is sad that no one posts about her anymore... :'(
Cheer up, Laura! I, for one, could never neglect you for long. Of all the great mainstream stars, you're still my two favorites!
Post by: jimmarg on May 01, 2014, 11:19:42 AM
Post by: jimmarg on May 13, 2014, 06:07:49 PM
Post by: solvegas on May 13, 2014, 09:33:41 PM
There would be many more scenes, if only they were available.
;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on May 15, 2014, 01:28:31 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 19, 2014, 11:50:46 PM
;D
Post by: jimmarg on May 21, 2014, 09:10:54 AM
In all seriousness -- there's something about that ripe little belly that drives me wild...
;D
Hmmm... As someone who has spent a considerable amount of time perusing every available aspect of LSG, I confess this is an area I've neglected. You're a connoisseur, sir. If I was forced to relocate my attention elsewhere on her anatomy I'd have to go for her legs. For the first season or two of Just Shoot Me it seemed like they were grooming her to be another Ally McBeal. But as we all know, attention was eventually paid to other dimensions of her expansive talents.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 22, 2014, 07:46:13 PM
BLASPHEMY!!
(Here Maya says, "You call those breasts?!?")
:D
Post by: Robin_K2 on May 22, 2014, 08:59:01 PM
We return you now to large breasts.
Post by: jimmarg on May 24, 2014, 08:56:24 AM
YOU DARE COMPARE JUST SHOOT ME TO ALLY MCBEAL???
BLASPHEMY!!
(Here Maya says, "You call those breasts?!?")
:D
Against my lawyer's advice, I'm going to respond to the slanderous accusation that I actually dared to compare Ally McBeal to Just Shoot Me, merely because I mentioned them both in the same paragraph. Actually comparing them would be, as the old saying goes, like comparing raisins and pumpkins.
Post by: Pinderman on May 24, 2014, 03:42:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLIAUpd4oY
Funny thing is I'm sure I remember her growing MUCH bigger back in the day.....it must have been youth
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 26, 2014, 12:15:13 AM
Hey, Calista Flockheart is freaking hot. Harrison Ford knows it.Word.
We return you now to large breasts.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 26, 2014, 12:20:21 AM
Against my lawyer's advice, I'm going to respond to the slanderous accusation that I actually dared to compare Ally McBeal to Just Shoot Me, merely because I mentioned them both in the same paragraph. Actually comparing them would be, as the old saying goes, like comparing raisins and pumpkins.If your so called "lawyer" is any good, he will probably point out that it was actually I who compared the two via a well executed "photoshop". (You can tell by the pixels)
Post by: jimmarg on May 26, 2014, 04:26:23 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 26, 2014, 05:04:23 PM
Post by: TheZookie007 on May 26, 2014, 06:08:03 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 28, 2014, 10:20:22 PM
Here's a composite image I just made for you.
Post by: jimmarg on May 29, 2014, 04:42:30 PM
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Post by: Palomine on May 30, 2014, 01:30:59 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on June 26, 2014, 11:39:33 PM
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 06, 2014, 07:56:48 PM
Enrico Colantoni seems awkward in this scene because he didn't know what to do with his hands. What could he do with his hands, what could he do with his hands... ?Hopefully it involves ripping that sack off of her! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on August 07, 2014, 05:05:06 PM
Hopefully it involves ripping that sack off of her! ;D
I believe LSG was given that dress because someone in wardrobe at "Just Shoot Me" said, "Laura is so racked, she'd look hot even if she joined the Amish!" You be the judge.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 08, 2014, 11:42:31 PM
I believe LSG was given that dress because someone in wardrobe at "Just Shoot Me" said, "Laura is so racked, she'd look hot even if she joined the Amish!" You be the judge.Well, that sack is more flattering than this otherwise lovely ensemble
Post by: jimmarg on August 09, 2014, 10:02:55 AM
Well, that sack is more flattering than this otherwise lovely ensemble
It's colorful, but that might be the flattest I've ever seen LSG. My latest theory is that as Laura aged in her 30's (and up) every time she gained any weight it all went directly to her tits. I don't see how the excellent twins in this popular photo could have disappeared behind that red gown.
Post by: jimmarg on August 13, 2014, 04:06:12 PM
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Post by: pedonbio on August 20, 2014, 03:18:36 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 20, 2014, 10:48:02 PM
Finch: "Man! These cookies are so dry. You know what I need... Milk! Maya, I'm about to fucking drain those udders!..."
Elliot: "Seriously dude, you know I'm schlepping those, right? Not cool, dude..."
Finch: [SHRUGS] "Don't Care."
Maya: [SIGHS] "Everybody just wants to have a go. C'mere, lets get this over with..."
Finch: [JUMPS FOR JOY - CLAPPING HANDS WILDLY] "Tee Hee!"
[FINCH STARTS MILKING MAYA]
Nina: [OFF CAMERA] "I want a go!..."
Fo' Shizzle!
Post by: Magiciano on August 20, 2014, 10:59:45 PM
Post by: jimmarg on August 21, 2014, 08:23:15 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 04, 2014, 08:46:26 PM
Here's a simple creeper shot. Enjoy! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on September 07, 2014, 10:51:07 AM
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Post by: TheZookie007 on September 27, 2014, 05:58:27 PM
David Spade took to Instagram to share a photo of the former Just Shoot Me co-stars, who gathered for lunch on Monday, Feb. 4 [2013].
Spade, along with Wendie Malick, Enrico Colantoni, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal starred on NBC's Just Shoot Me from 1997-2003. Check out the reunion photo below.
Post by: jimmarg on September 30, 2014, 08:22:48 AM
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on October 23, 2014, 12:31:59 AM
This is the classic selfie I've been hoping to see. "Just Shoot Me," indeed.I literally just made a "mmmmm" sound... :D
Post by: TheZookie007 on October 23, 2014, 03:01:31 AM
Post by: pedonbio on October 23, 2014, 12:29:55 PM
Post by: jimmarg on October 23, 2014, 09:53:56 PM
Post by: jimmarg on November 07, 2014, 08:16:44 AM
I'll kick off with this sweet, LARGE photo which displays her at her best. WARNING: Prolonged staring at portions of this picture could cause retinal damage and/or brain freeze. But it's, like, totally worth it.
Post by: T_Man on November 07, 2014, 09:54:20 AM
Pal says: thanks to both of you! That's one of my fave LSG pix and it's great to see it in high-rez and also processed! :)
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Post by: Zorro on November 11, 2014, 09:15:06 AM
She is the Medical Examiner for an Oklahoma police department and every now and then there is a flash of cleavage or straining buttons of the shirts she wears,
I didn't get to see all of the shows when it was first broadcast due to my homeless period and other things going on in my life, but at least we get to see her again.
Post by: Palomine on November 11, 2014, 09:50:38 AM
On Netflix she co-stars with Holly Hunter in "Saving Grace".
She is the Medical Examiner for an Oklahoma police department and every now and then there is a flash of cleavage or straining buttons of the shirts she wears,
I didn't get to see all of the shows when it was first broadcast due to my homeless period and other things going on in my life, but at least we get to see her again.
Is Netflix still producing Saving Grace, or just streaming old episodes? I thought it was cancelled some time ago.
Yes, I've mentioned LSG in Saving Grace more than once in these forums, even though her character is sorta frumpy and keeps her clothes on, while Holly Hunter manages to get nude (by basic cable standards: ass and side-boob) at least once every third or fourth episode. I do recall one scene where the two of them were running... it was a long shot, but the violent jouncing under Laura's top was unmistakable (and a delight). I'm pretty sure I posted it here some years back. Added later: here's a gif of LSG running, but it's not the one I was thinking of: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=654480.0;attach=394735;image
I'm glad we've gotten to see LSG of course... but like other fans, can't help but want to have seen more. When I think that Saving Grace was probably the last/best chance to get a little skin from LSG (I'd have been happy even with the very limited basic cable amount of skin) it makes me a little blue. It would have been so easy to write it into the script: Holly walking in on Laura in the shower at work, or at home (their characters didn't live together, but Holly's was always waking up in a **93** stupor) ...I can almost picture the Tivo slo-mo right now: the camera POV behind Holly as she opens the bathroom door to reveal naked Laura (seen from the lower waist up) who turns in surprise, ineffectively/reflexively clutching a towel to her exposed breasts. I'd not have expected any nipple of course, but perhaps a decent bit of side/underboob ...it'd have been a nice tidbit for all those fellas who've lusted for her over the years.
Ah well...
01-sweater-laura-san-giacomo JSM ULd LSG.jpg
Post by: Zorro on November 11, 2014, 10:04:36 AM
Is Netflix still producing Saving Grace, or just streaming old episodes? I thought it was cancelled some time ago.
It only ran from July 23, 2007 and ran until June 21, 2010.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_Grace_(TV_series)
Post by: jimmarg on November 12, 2014, 09:19:42 AM
Mod edit: I'll chip in a lobe of liver to sweeten the pot. That's probably one of the few times LSG seems to have been out and about sans bra, and the shiny white material of her gown was very thin. Given the number of photogs at the event, there HAS to be some video of her there. Somewhere. Glob willing. -Pal
Post by: Gargantual on November 12, 2014, 11:13:47 PM
Continuing the countdown to Laura's birthday, here's one I posted years ago in the gag thread. I only messed with the wordage. If anyone knows of a video of LSG walking across the stage in this backless, braless gown, I'd swap a kidney to see it.
Mod edit: I'll chip in a lobe of liver to sweeten the pot. That's probably one of the few times LSG seems to have been out and about sans bra, and the shiny white material of her gown was very thin. Given the number of photogs at the event, there HAS to be some video of her there. Somewhere. Glob willing. -Pal
Wonderful! Hadn't seen that yet. Look at the heft/volume there..... and unsupported even!
Major drool time.
Post by: jimmarg on November 13, 2014, 09:28:19 AM
Post by: jimmarg on November 14, 2014, 12:00:46 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on November 14, 2014, 01:28:18 PM
strangely been repeatedly rejected by The New Yorker.
Post by: jimmarg on November 15, 2014, 07:53:46 AM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 02, 2015, 10:43:57 PM
Fo' Shizzle!
Post by: jimmarg on January 04, 2015, 10:57:02 AM
Happy New Years from the cast of Just Stuff Me where Larah gets breast, butt, belly and lip augmentation (both sets!)
Fo' Shizzle!
No criticism intended, Doc, but as I was scrolling down and came to "Just Stuff Me," I confess that my excited thoughts anticipated an entirely different image. Oh, well. We're all entitled to our own fantasies.
Post by: Nimrod on January 04, 2015, 07:33:16 PM
Here: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,125283.msg126360.html#msg126360 (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,125283.msg126360.html#msg126360)
I still have only seen one episode (as I mentioned in that post at the time) but it still had the writers acknowledging her chest.
Just Shoot Me!
First episode date: March 4, 1997
Final episode date: August 16, 2003
with 148 episodes produced
Laura San Giacomo:
Born: November 14, 1962 (age 52 as of Jan 1, 2015), in West Orange, NJ
Height: 5' 2" (1.57 m)
Age during the show: 34 to 40
There is great speculation as to her chest size however the majority consider her to be 34 band and E cup.
Maximum size recorded 38E (2007)
Minimum size recorded 34D (2009)
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Laura_San_Giacomo (http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Laura_San_Giacomo)
Mod edit: I'm gonna merge that long VCR Alerts thread into this GF thread about LSG, just so most of the stuff on her is in one place. Should she have any future TV appearances worth noting, users are welcome to start a new VCR Alert thread about it/her. Thanks. :) -Pal
Post by: Palomine on January 05, 2015, 01:58:30 PM
bu_ex_2002_13_02_02_L UnID bru or lat ULd LSG (looker)
Post by: jimmarg on January 06, 2015, 08:26:27 AM
And in honor of the merge, attached is a pic of an unidentified brunette (or latina) model who, in certain pix/from certain angles, looks a bit like our Laura.
bu_ex_2002_13_02_02_L UnID bru or lat ULd LSG (looker)
I'm sure you mean she "looks a bit like our Laura" facially (there is a resemblance). If you'd meant chest-wise, Palomine, you would have been guilty of slander.
Post by: Palomine on January 06, 2015, 07:12:24 PM
I'm sure you mean she "looks a bit like our Laura" facially (there is a resemblance). If you'd meant chest-wise, Palomine, you would have been guilty of slander.
I agree if your meaning is that Laura was usually larger-busted than that model... though like all gals over time, LSG's endowments changed... there were times when they might (to my limited imagination) have looked something like this model's in both shape and scale. Shame we'll never know.
And this lookalike model doesn't even really look all that much like LSG facially truth be told... just in a couple of shots where her face is seen from an odd angle. In other shots/straight on, she looks nothing like LSG. Attached is the only other pic (from the small handful I ran across) where she vaguely resembles LSG... with the emphasis on vaguely. Still, with not even one actual topless photo of Laura to be had AFAIK, it'll have to do.
bu_ex_2002_13_02_05_L UnID bru or lat ULd LSG
Post by: jimmarg on January 07, 2015, 08:17:37 AM
Post by: jimmarg on January 19, 2015, 09:55:30 AM
Post by: Palomine on January 19, 2015, 10:52:47 AM
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9982211.0;attach=405892;image)
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 19, 2015, 07:11:44 PM
Yeah she got titz, but what bout dat azz?!?
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 21, 2015, 10:08:28 PM
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Post by: Palomine on February 05, 2015, 02:57:24 PM
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Post by: Robin_K2 on February 05, 2015, 06:16:57 PM
Not new of course, but maybe interesting to someone.
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That was nice, Pal. And Thanks! But it's rather for the horizontally-impaired. Here's an effort to adapt:
Post by: jimmarg on February 14, 2015, 11:58:18 AM
Oh, wait...
Post by: Palomine on February 14, 2015, 06:19:30 PM
I know we've all seen what could be her most breastcentric clip before... the bit where she's on her back in the white bra from The Stand. I'm reposting it now only because this version of it (as a GIF) is now attachable with the new, larger forum attachment size limit.
Laura San Giacomo - 2266611_o ULD LSG.gif
Post by: jimmarg on February 15, 2015, 10:43:36 AM
P.S. This pic comes from a site that's obsessed with LSG's (and other's) bare feet. Seriously. But to each his/her own.
Post by: Palomine on March 16, 2015, 07:56:15 PM
lsg_jsm_s03e06-3 (1) ULd LSG
Post by: jimmarg on March 21, 2015, 02:41:32 PM
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Post by: Palomine on April 13, 2015, 06:57:58 PM
laura san giacomo highway calls ULd LSG
Post by: pedonbio on April 14, 2015, 03:19:58 AM
Post by: Palomine on May 12, 2015, 11:41:31 AM
HIC223 ULd LSG
Post by: jimmarg on May 13, 2015, 08:09:23 AM
(And Happy Half-Birthday, LSG!)
Post by: pedonbio on May 13, 2015, 08:50:15 PM
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Post by: jimmarg on July 04, 2015, 04:18:44 PM
A recentish-looking pic... certainly in her 40s by this point. She remains a very attractive woman IMO.
Amen. I believe this is a more recent shot, as well, although the photographic glare is a little unflattering. This seems to be a charity event for Actors and Other Animals, so it was appropriate for Laura to bring the sweater puppies.
Post by: jimmarg on July 17, 2015, 08:02:52 AM
Or... Sober Laura vs. Soused Laura
Or... Nice Laura vs. Naughty Laura
Either way, they're both gooooood.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 06, 2015, 09:46:30 PM
Fo' Shizzle!
Post by: jimmarg on August 08, 2015, 11:11:15 AM
But for some reason this image keeps popping into my head:
Post by: jimmarg on August 10, 2015, 10:21:52 AM
Post by: T_Man on August 10, 2015, 11:22:58 AM
Post by: Robin_K2 on August 10, 2015, 02:22:40 PM
Thanks for posting, jimmarg! White tops are great to play with.
Geebus! That's just a contrast manipulation, and not a morph to make her larger, right?
I'm bouncing in my chair. And stuff.
Post by: T_Man on August 10, 2015, 02:43:18 PM
Geebus! That's just a contrast manipulation, and not a morph to make her larger, right?
I'm bouncing in my chair. And stuff.
No morphing, just played with brightness, contrast, saturation and hue. There's amazing stuff hidden under white tops.
Post by: jimmarg on August 10, 2015, 09:08:58 PM
No morphing, just played with brightness, contrast, saturation and hue. There's amazing stuff hidden under white tops.
There IS amazing stuff under white tops and you are the man to reveal it! Great work, sir! Once again, I take off my hat to you. I drop my pants for Laura, but I take off my hat to you.
Post by: pilotblaze on August 11, 2015, 10:16:04 AM
Here's LSG and her massive milk jugs circa 2010...
Fo' Shizzle!
Yo Doc - that's one KickAss morph. Whoa. :D
Thanks for posting, jimmarg! White tops are great to play with.
Hot Damn.
This revealed reality is truly momentous, rivaling the good morphs! ;D
-D'Artagnian
Post by: jimmarg on August 17, 2015, 07:56:39 AM
Post by: T_Man on August 17, 2015, 11:31:55 AM
Post by: jimmarg on August 18, 2015, 08:34:14 AM
I tried and failed. ??? I just couldn't bring anything out of it because the contrast was to high.
I was afraid that would be the case. Thanks for trying - You are THE Master Shirt Evaporationist. Here's another from the same photo set with the same problem, but I just love to stare at the depth of shade provided by Laura's rack - all that bodacious under-boob!
Post by: jimmarg on August 20, 2015, 08:35:20 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on August 20, 2015, 09:26:08 PM
The 3rd and last of these candid shots of Laura in these white tops.
My feeble effort:
Post by: jimmarg on August 21, 2015, 02:27:55 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 21, 2015, 08:42:21 PM
Post by: jimmarg on August 23, 2015, 10:48:39 AM
Post by: jimmarg on August 30, 2015, 10:12:28 AM
Question: Which of these massive talents has not won a Golden Globes award?
Answer: You guessed it - - the two in the middle!
Not that Laura looks too bothered. Her expression says they can give out all the awards they want, she knows whose globes are golden.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on August 30, 2015, 10:29:49 PM
Post by: jimmarg on September 03, 2015, 09:37:33 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 08, 2015, 11:53:28 PM
Post by: jimmarg on September 09, 2015, 12:49:00 PM
Some screenshots -- cleaned up, but not morphed.
Sweet. Thanks for cleaning up, doc, but over here it didn't stay clean for long. (Talk about your screenshots!) Can't explain it, but Laura straining a sweater gets me going faster than plenty of big bare boobs.
Post by: jimmarg on September 16, 2015, 09:26:37 AM
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Post by: jimmarg on September 30, 2015, 09:06:21 AM
P.S. I'm pretty sure Doc chose to morph one of the greatest moments in the whole "Just Shoot Me" run. I think it's from the season 3 episode, "When Nina Got Her Groove Back." Thanks to an alert from Uther, I've often viewed this scene in slo-mo, screen increased 400%. If you've ever thought that Laura in a tight sweater bouncing wildly while running into the room might be something you'd enjoy, I highly recommend it.
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on October 02, 2015, 09:05:44 PM
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Post by: titorteat on October 11, 2015, 10:04:53 AM
Post by: jimmarg on October 11, 2015, 08:36:04 PM
Are there particular episodes of Just Shoot Me where Laura San Giacomo's enthralling talents are especially well on display?
When I finish writing my book, "Twin Talents: The Definitive History of Laura San Giacomos's Breasts, (illustrated)" I can just refer you to that. But until then, there's no topic I'm happier to blab about. IMHO (In My Horny Opinion) you might check out season 5, episodes 92 & 93, "The Proposal," Parts 1 & 2. These were originally run during ratings sweeps week and, for a change, NBC did the smart thing and clad Laura in some of the most form-fitting attire of the whole series. In Part 2 her pair is packed in a fire-engine red sweater (and there are a couple of brief, boob-wobbling scenes), but Part 1 might be even better, at least for the show's first half. She wears a light blue, skin-tight top that is obviously of a very thin material, and even though a loose vest shields some of the view, she looks spectacular. But my favorite episode is probably season 4's "An Ax to Grind," because that's the one where I, who'd been lazily flipping channels at home, sat up and said, "What the hell are those?!!" and I've been addicted to LSG ever since. That's the episode with guest star Kevin Sorbo (of Hercules fame) and it's pretty funny to see him and LSG standing together. He's so much taller than Laura (she's pretty short) he must have been thinking, "Damn, I could tit-fuck her standing up and neither of us would have to bend a bit." Through most of this episode it looks like she's wearing a very loose bra because the twins dangle so freely, and her green/gold top sculpts the tit-meat so perfectly you'll think you can feel it filling your hands.
There are many more, of course, like either of the first 2 with David Cross (season 3, "Slow Donnie," where he stares at her pair and asks, "Are those D-cups?" and season 5, "Donnie's Return," where Laura's in another splendidly tight top for the second half), or season 3's "Maya's Nude Photos" - Of course we never see a hint of them, but she wears a fine black sweater and it's fun to watch her photography instructor check out her naked self-portraits and say, "Wow! These are worthy of mounting!" But since she usually went through 3 wardrobe changes per episode, sometimes the best outfits are glimpsed once, and when she returns she's in some sackcloth. As I've written before, it seems that when she was in her tightest tops the script would NOT have the other characters acknowledge her whoppers, but when she was in looser, more shape-hiding clothes there would be plenty of comments. There's one scene where Maya asks Finch, "Guess what I have behind my back?" and he replies, "Some kind of counter-weight to keep from toppling over?" I've often wondered that myself.
Here's a re-post from earlier in the thread because I hate it when long-winded guys blab on and on and don't even bother to add a picture. (It's not from any episode I mentioned.)
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on October 12, 2015, 07:17:53 AM
PUNK'D PUMPKINS!Nice! Perfect for Halloween! :D
Also, I'm pretty sure those ARE D-cups! :D
Post by: titorteat on October 12, 2015, 02:27:04 PM
Conveniently it looks like Dr_Fashizzle dug up an image that is from one of the suggested episodes "Slow Donnie". Coincidence I think not! Sequence in that particular act where LSG takes her coat of would make for a great gif. With the background happy birthday ribbon included (unwrapping the "presents"). ;)
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on October 12, 2015, 09:48:04 PM
Post by: titorteat on October 13, 2015, 10:16:56 AM
Post by: jimmarg on October 13, 2015, 04:27:59 PM
Post by: jimmarg on October 17, 2015, 05:16:41 PM
They did not include or comment on this classy classic, but I doubt they'd say this takes attention away from the splendid boobage.
Post by: jimmarg on October 29, 2015, 03:35:19 PM
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Post by: Palomine on November 30, 2015, 02:01:49 PM
This unmorphed, unaltered photo is my new favorite evidence of LSG at her maximum appeal. I think Julianna Margulies is saying something like, "Damn, girl! Whatever you've got going on inside that sweater, you ought to share some of it with me and Reese!" Laura looks slightly embarrassed, but proud. Justifiably proud.
In comparison, Reese looks like a surly, malnourished boy. In her prime, Laura had the figure of a 1970's Playmate: before Hef started in on all the generic-looking implanted blondes.
Awesome pic... thanks Jim! :)
Post by: jimmarg on December 01, 2015, 08:47:51 AM
In comparison, Reese looks like a surly, malnourished boy. In her prime, Laura had the figure of a 1970's Playmate: before Hef started in on all the generic-looking implanted blondes.
Awesome pic... thanks Jim! :)
Palomine's mention of Playboy reminds me: I'm sure you all saw Playboy's announcement of Oct. 13. Well, I had a dream/nightmare that back on Oct. 12 Laura had called Playboy's offices to say, "If the offer you made several years ago still stands, I'm now ready to do a nude layout," only to be told, "We're sorry, Miss San Giacomo, but as of next March Playboy will no longer publish naked photos, and we are set through then." Apparently I cried so loudly in my **82** my neighbors thought someone had died. ;)
Post by: jimmarg on December 07, 2015, 08:59:54 AM
In comparison, Reese looks like a surly, malnourished boy. In her prime, Laura had the figure of a 1970's Playmate: before Hef started in on all the generic-looking implanted blondes.
Awesome pic... thanks Jim! :)
Then I had this dream. The problem is I keep waking up before I can open the magazine.
Post by: Palomine on December 07, 2015, 01:03:13 PM
Then I had this dream. The problem is I keep waking up.
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=22508.0;attach=452609;image)
Our universe would be an incrementally (but noticeably) better place to inhabit if there had been such an issue of Playboy. Thanks jim! :)
Post by: jimmarg on December 08, 2015, 08:28:04 AM
Our universe would be an incrementally (but noticeably) better place to inhabit if there had been such an issue of Playboy. Thanks jim! :)
Not to be picky, but I have to disagree with the idea that the universe would be "incrementally better." I'm pretty certain that if such an issue had existed it would have ushered in an era of International Peace and Contentment that would have been written about in history books! No one with such a magazine in hand (ahem) would want to go to war. I don't blame Laura for the state of the world (she has to do what she has to do); I'm not sure future generations will be as forgiving. (That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.)
Post by: Palomine on December 08, 2015, 11:03:58 AM
Not to be picky, but I have to disagree with the idea that the universe would be "incrementally better." I'm pretty certain that if such an issue had existed it would have ushered in an era of International Peace and Contentment that would have been written about in history books! No one with such a magazine in hand (ahem) would want to go to war. I don't blame Laura for the state of the world (she has to do what she has to do); I'm not sure future generations will be as forgiving. (That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.)
While I can understand and empathize with your position my esteemed colleague, I must respectfully disagree. While it is possible for a LSG pictorial in a men's magazine to have had the effect of bringing about an "era of International Peace and Contentment" that you describe, such a pictorial would've had to appear in a magazine like Puritan or Prude rather than merely Playboy. ;)
Laura San Giacomo Fakes - laurasangiacomo1 ULd LSG
Post by: Palomine on December 09, 2015, 02:17:00 PM
800px-Laura_San_Giacomo_-_Under_Suspicion ULd LSG
Added later: a slightly tweaked crop of the pic jim posted after this, in which it seems fairly certain that LSG's nipple is somewhat visible can be seen here: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76433.0;attach=453209 ...embedded image from another post.
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76433.0;attach=453209)
Post by: jimmarg on December 10, 2015, 08:29:54 AM
Pal adds: here's a murky, lowrez version of the scene: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=316282680 ...though I see that this movie was released on both DVD and I think Bluray too, and (as jim pointed out to me earlier) it's possible that the European release might have been a bit racier than the U.S. one, so some hunting is in order. ;)
Post by: jimmarg on December 10, 2015, 02:04:22 PM
Post by: Palomine on December 11, 2015, 10:50:25 AM
Laura's nipple says hello. (I'm not yet ready to say I can die a happy man, but I'm a little closer.)
Though it's probably the most uncovered pic of LSG we've seen to date, I'm thinking that what seems like her nipple in that shot is actually an image compression artifact. I cropped from your frame and posted it in the OTF areola thread, where gonZo kindly did a bit of enhancement http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,76433.msg10342979.html#msg10342979 resulting in this:
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76433.0;attach=453261)
...and to my eye, what seemed like nipple and areola on first inspection now looks a lot more like just a blocky group of pixels having more to do with compression artifacts than with tender delicious bits of womanflesh. Even if we were to assume the artifact is covering or contributed to by her nipple, it would seem to be in the wrong place (pointing too far south and outward, even for the softest and most malleable of breasts being dragged up against his chest). I could be wrong of course, but that's my current impression.
Regardless, LSG is still among my fave mainstream ladies. :) Attached is another still from Under Suspicion. She's fully clothed in it, but with a face and figure like hers, she still pushes all the necessary buttons. ;)
ouPEmO LSG 1991 Under Suspicion (maybe Ital release) ULd LSG
Post by: jimmarg on December 11, 2015, 08:27:17 PM
Post by: Palomine on December 12, 2015, 01:49:51 PM
:( I really do appreciate the efforts of Palomine and all others in determining authenticity, etc., BUT just for future notice to all parties concerned: The next time there seems to be a sighting of a LSG nipple or (oh, God, pleeeze!) an actual naked boob shot - preferably circa 2000, when her talents were at their peak(s) - PLEASE GIVE ME MORE THAN JUST 24 HOURS TO REVEL IN MY EROTIC FANTASYLAND, before telling us it's a computer whatsit or a head fake. Would it kill you to wait 2 or 3 days before busting my bubble? (Anyway you look at it, that's still a lot more of Laura's honest-to-god tit-flesh than I've seen before, so it's not like I'm all that bummed. I wasn't expecting to ever get that close to a nipple shot!) :)
Admittedly, we do get carried away with the CSI thing sometimes.
I'd suppose that Jim or someone here must have posted this one before, impressive as it is. The size and hang is almost breathaking, and that's before you try to imagine her there without the bra.
lBW6Bee ULd GF LSG
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on December 12, 2015, 05:26:07 PM
:( I really do appreciate the efforts of Palomine and all others in determining authenticity, etc., BUT just for future notice to all parties concerned: The next time there seems to be a sighting of a LSG nipple or (oh, God, pleeeze!) an actual naked boob shot - preferably circa 2000, when her talents were at their peak(s) - PLEASE GIVE ME MORE THAN JUST 24 HOURS TO REVEL IN MY EROTIC FANTASYLAND, before telling us it's a computer whatsit or a head fake. Would it kill you to wait 2 or 3 days before busting my bubble? (Anyway you look at it, that's still a lot more of Laura's honest-to-god tit-flesh than I've seen before, so it's not like I'm all that bummed. I wasn't expecting to ever get that close to a nipple shot!) :)
For the record, I spent several hours finding the cleanest bluray copy I could find and determined it was an artifact. But I didn't let on.
This however, is not a glitch (posted before, perhaps) ;D
"01 Jan 1995 --- THE ACTRESS LAURA SAN GIACOMO"
Post by: jimmarg on December 13, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
For the record, I spent several hours finding the cleanest bluray copy I could find and determined it was an artifact. But I didn't let on.
This however, is not a glitch (posted before, perhaps) ;D
"01 Jan 1995 --- THE ACTRESS LAURA SAN GIACOMO"
As for your first point, thanks, doc! You proved a true practitioner of the doctor's creed ("First, do no harm..."). Like I told Palomine, every time some little old lady sees the face of the virgin Mary in a taco shell you don't have to call in the lab techies to prove her wrong! My belief that I will someday see LSG's unfettered boob and nipple is unshaken!
Second point: Thanks again, and Wow! I believe I've seen that glamour photo before, but hadn't really looked closely. The gauzy material of the top of her dress is pretty teasing/revealing. I found another shot from the same session where the curvature and cleavage between tits is neatly defined; her right arm seems to be pressuring nicely towards the left. Now if only the photographer had moved the action a little further south! And remember, these were taken in '95, several years before Laura had her mid-life growth spurt (due to a miscarriage, or whatever), so this is just a hint of what was to come.
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(Portrait artist stuff relating to ratio of head, eyes, nose, etc.)
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 25, 2016, 07:39:56 PM
http://img126.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc237&image=6cdjacintaarmchair_027.jpg
Post by: rackonteur on January 26, 2016, 10:23:41 AM
Headswap. The facial features are too low on the head.
(Portrait artist stuff relating to ratio of head, eyes, nose, etc.)
Interesting... My own artist training had me zeroing in on the fact that the coloring of the face did not match the rest of the body. It's not a glaring difference, but they seem to be photographed under different lighting (though the shadow angles are a damn good match).
Post by: jimmarg on January 26, 2016, 07:49:15 PM
Sorry man.
http://img126.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc237&image=6cdjacintaarmchair_027.jpg
Excellent detective work! I'd already been resigned to the fact that it was most likely NOT Laura, if for no other reason but that the clothes seemed kind of cheesy/flashy, and she's usually dressed in more tasteful attire. Like this:
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(Okay, I guess this doesn't fool anybody, but there ain't no April Fantasy Day!)
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on April 02, 2016, 09:32:56 AM
APRIL FOOL! - Every April 1st, George liked to pull some wild prank on Laura.
I approve of this message! ;D
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P.S. I thought I'd posted all the shots from this set a few pages back, but if you're keeping score, this is actually slightly different from the rest.
Post by: TheZookie007 on May 02, 2016, 05:38:14 AM
Although Laura isn't in the spotlight as much these days, memories of her still cast an impressive shadow. (That's how you spell memories, right?)
She was on OWN's Oprah: Where Are They Now? episode which aired last week. From that I learned that she appears regularly on NCIS or CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Can't remember which one of those shows exactly because BEWBS
Post by: gonZo on May 02, 2016, 08:38:58 AM
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NCIS (TV Series) 2016
Dr. Grace Confalone
- Scope (2016) ... Dr. Grace Confalone
- Loose Cannons (2016) ... Dr. Grace Confalone
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When the Cannes festival was about bigger things than mere movies.LSG having trouble balancing. Wowza
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(P.S. Spare me the hate mail, or even the dislike mail. This is his sick fantasy, not mine, and I merely present it for documentary purposes. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)
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(LSG's birthday is a week away, so I'll be posting all week, some new stuff, some from way back in the thread.)
Post by: jimmarg on November 09, 2016, 04:12:11 PM
An LSG Classic:
Post by: jimmarg on November 10, 2016, 09:29:18 PM
Another LSG Classic: Laura wonders what's wrong with this guy. "Why is he looking at my FACE?"
Post by: jimmarg on November 12, 2016, 04:39:44 PM
(Her birthday's in 2 days and I promise to post something new.)
Post by: Robin_K2 on November 13, 2016, 09:20:21 PM
But . . . udders? I'm convinced. In a very nice way. :) Anything more from this candid shoot?
Post by: jimmarg on November 14, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
^ You know, I generally find your remarks coarse.
But . . . udders? I'm convinced. In a very nice way. :) Anything more from this candid shoot?
Oh, sure. Insult the chef, then ask for a second helping. I may be "usually coarse," sir, but I have manners. It's pistols at dawn! ;D (I had no idea anyone read my blather; I thought they just looked at the pretty pictures. I'll try to tone things up.)
In this photo it appears the growth hormone receptors of the mammary glands of the female in the foreground have been particularly active, thus stimulating the male vertebrate behind her to attempt the tactile sensation of hand-to-breast contact, despite being gently barred from his pursuit by the female.
Post by: jimmarg on November 15, 2016, 11:52:48 AM
(I'll have my belated birthday gift for Laura in a couple days.)
Post by: jimmarg on November 21, 2016, 09:21:15 PM
Happy (belated) Birthday, Laura!
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Post by: Robin_K2 on April 24, 2017, 08:52:11 PM
Today I stumbled across Internet Movie Database's trivia confirmation that in the 2011 (released 2012) action movie "Haywire," basically a showcase for kickass fighter Gina Carano, that Carano's voice was dubbed by -- LSG! Makes some sense, since director Soderbergh knew LSG from "Sex, Lies." Sorry there's no new VISUAL news of LSG, but perhaps someone could play "Haywire" and then shut their eyes and test this. (Besides, LSG does have a wonderful voice.)
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 09, 2017, 07:21:35 PM
Here's an old morph from the Gone-But-Not-Forgotten hand of the Much-Missed Dr. Fashizzle, one of the few contributors who was nearly as loco for LSG as yours truly.word ;)
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JSM should have run for at least a couple more seasons, but NBC treated it poorly. It always had excellent ratings, notably in seasons 3, 4 & 5, when LSG's outstanding talents were featured most prominently, but they kept shifting its broadcast nights and times and by the last years even the most dedicated sweater freak couldn't keep track. At least now we'll have easy access to every scene starring the real Twin Peaks of network TV!
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(Some day I'll find a shot with better res of LSG in this splendid top.)
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This product is guaranteed unmorphed, unadulterated 100% grade-A USDA approved, free range sweater-meat.
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Post by: jimmarg on October 17, 2017, 10:03:01 PM
God damn I'm so surprised and pleased to see this thread is still going strong. One of the hottest women in Hollywood, ever.I couldn't agree more, and here's a pic I think shows how hot she is even when we can't see her chest!
P.S. And as long as there's breath in my body and blood engorging my penis, this thread will never die.
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Post by: CyberPlainsDrifter on October 26, 2017, 10:52:32 AM
Laura got BOUNCE!
Despite the fact her movement indicates she was trying to minimizes the bounce. Gotta love it!
Reminds me of a girl I went to school with who worked very hard to not bounce, but every once in a while she'd forget & instead of minimizing the bounce would end up emphasizing it... much to the dismay of the other girls. She was easily Laura-sized if not bigger.
Post by: jimmarg on November 01, 2017, 09:58:04 PM
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Her birthday is a week away and I hope to post a few pics all week from those excellent, "full potential" years.
Post by: jimmarg on November 09, 2017, 09:25:18 PM
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Post by: jimmarg on November 13, 2017, 09:39:24 PM
I think this is the earliest Just Shoot Me! comment about the size of Laura's boobs (from season 2). Nina has urged Maya to march up to a guy she likes with her shoulders back and chest out. When she obeys, Nina says, "Good God, Maya! Can you even tell what color your shoes are?!"
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P.S. - Hey, kids, for a fun project on a rainy afternoon, save both of these 2 most recent images, then click back and forth for a primitive DIY gif! And it's bouncy!
Post by: gonZo on December 15, 2017, 05:01:10 PM
Post by: jimmarg on December 18, 2017, 09:58:47 PM
Here's another example of Laura starting to tip over. That girl had serious balance problems. Two of them.
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 14, 2018, 01:29:06 AM
Fo' Shizzle!
Post by: jimmarg on January 15, 2018, 09:46:40 PM
If you caught that episode on Canadian TV, you got a better idea of what's going on there...
Fo' Shizzle!
O Canada! "...glorious and free..," eh?
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P.S. Does anyone recognize the source of this clip? It's definitely not from Just Shoot Me!
Post by: jimmarg on March 04, 2018, 05:03:49 PM
Screencap from episode 1, "Back Issues."
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Post by: boobton on May 24, 2018, 09:18:28 PM
Sophisticated humor.
It's funny because I didn't notice (for quite awhile) the actual coffee cups
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a) To cruelly deprive us of what should have been some awesome frontal action?
b) Because the NBC censors warned her to restrain her talents or this Just Shoot Me! scene would never air?
c) Because she was afraid of giving herself a black eye?
d) All of the above?
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on September 25, 2018, 07:28:43 PM
I think she's saying, "What are you looking at?" (I usually prefer LSG stuffing a sweater, but this blouse really highlights her highlights.)
Indeed! ;D
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Some of Laura's best (tightest) tops on Just Shoot Me! were black, but even in HD black fabric doesn't always reveal the depth and magnificent contours beneath those threads unless there's a side view against lighter background. I've found some more examples from other JSM episodes which I'll be posting.
Post by: boobton on October 15, 2018, 11:50:21 AM
LSG at her peak(s). Screencap from Just Shoot Me! season 3, "Maya's Nude Photos." While Maya looks on, her photography teacher examines the nude self-portraits he had assigned her. He says, "Whoa! Would you look at these!" and "These are worthy of mounting!" Maya actually thinks he's talking about the quality of her photos.
;D I do remember that one!
Post by: jimmarg on October 16, 2018, 09:39:54 PM
LSG at her peak(s). Screencap from Just Shoot Me! season 3, "Maya's Nude Photos." While Maya looks on, her photography teacher examines the nude self-portraits he had assigned her. He says, "Whoa! Would you look at these!" and "These are worthy of mounting!" Maya actually thinks he's talking about the quality of her photos.
;D I do remember that one!
Yeah, that was a memorable episode because the plot really put the spotlight on Laura's boobs. Maybe by season 3 the writers decided to skip the occasional mammary gag by Finch or Nina and just do an entire show around what had become the focus of so much public attention. I put together the 2 shots where Maya starts to take her naked self-portraits, the top where she strips off her robe, which was followed immediately by the shot of the robe down at her feet. You'll just have to imagine the middle shot, which I've only done about 73,000 times.
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Post by: titorteat on November 13, 2018, 10:10:24 AM
LSG moves just a bit forward and we get an even better view of that prodigious profile. (I don't want to be mean or nothing but - Eat yer heart out, Kat Dennings!)
Some of Laura's best (tightest) tops on Just Shoot Me! were black, but even in HD black fabric doesn't always reveal the depth and magnificent contours beneath those threads unless there's a side view against lighter background. I've found some more examples from other JSM episodes which I'll be posting.
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=22508.0;attach=732494;image) (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=22508.0;attach=732493;image)
What is the bump in the middle just above her bumps? Is she hiding something in there?
Post by: jimmarg on November 13, 2018, 09:40:18 PM
Happy Birthday LSG! More tomorrow.
Post by: jimmarg on November 14, 2018, 09:49:57 PM
Happy belated Birthday to LSG and the twins!
Post by: titorteat on November 15, 2018, 07:29:11 AM
I like the brightened color, but I feel obliged to defend Laura's honor and point out that the extra "bump(s)" are nothing more than shadows from the curls of her hair. Everything under that sweater - other than the over-stretched fabric of her bra - is ALL her bountiful self.
It must be a flashlight or something similarly shaped she keeps there so as to always have it with her. ;)
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Exhibit A
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 04, 2019, 08:40:08 PM
Gentlemen of the jury, I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Laura San Giacomo's right boob was larger than her left. The evidence shall demonstrate, upon careful examination, that while a double-D cup bra may have been adequate to contain her left whopper, the tit-meat overflow from her right cup resulted in slight, but delightful, muffin-topping on several occasions.
Exhibit A
If the bra don't fit, you CAN'T acquit!!!
Fo' Shizzle!!! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on January 06, 2019, 08:52:22 PM
Fo' Shizzle!!! ;D
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With his usual concise clarity, our esteemed colleague has presented the case with admirable bluntness. I tip my cap. (But where does he come up with these catchy sayings?)
EXHIBIT B (Bonus observation - Besides evidence of right-side overboob, interested viewers may wish to examine LSG's left melon for a sign that it was a bit chilly in the studio that day.)
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on January 10, 2019, 05:47:39 PM
Post by: jimmarg on January 11, 2019, 09:27:35 PM
New to me, but mentioned on this forum before (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=9978884) is Brigid Brannagh, who could be Laura's sister (or stunt double). I noticed her on Marvel's Runaways on hulu, where she's sporting some low key mommy hangers. A quick search on ancensored did not disappoint. Also here (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=305428) and here (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=572748) and here (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=384003).
Of course I wish Laura had shown this much cleavage when she was at her peak (or I should say, when they were at their peaks), and it appears Ms. Brannagh may be of the same splendid amplitude. But LSG was that rarest of rare creatures who not only got larger in that most vital dimension as she hit her mid-30's, but actually became more facially beautiful. There's some resemblance, but comparisons only hurt the runner-up. (Not that I'd kick Brigid out of bed, mind you. ;D)
Post by: jimmarg on January 13, 2019, 09:28:29 PM
EXHIBIT C:
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Exhibit D
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I would wish to issue an amicus brief to bolster my esteemed colleague jimmarg's argument.
The prosecution gratefully welcomes the submission from this distinguished friend of the court, one more piece of the mounting evidence on LSG's mounds, and which I'm sure will further persuade the jury that the defendant is brimming over with guilt.
Post by: jimmarg on February 10, 2019, 08:50:04 PM
Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on February 11, 2019, 09:36:34 PM
Fo' Shizzle!!!
Post by: jimmarg on February 13, 2019, 09:17:35 PM
"The court denies the motion for a judgment of acquittal..."
Fo' Shizzle!!!
The warden already posted a sign-up sheet for conjugal visits. I've got Laura on Friday nights.
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P.S. Do you think there's any way she could have buttoned that coat? It might've been funny to watch her try.
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Post by: jimmarg on April 04, 2019, 06:15:01 PM
Another April Fools Day stunt the Just Shoot Me! staff played on LSG, this one by the handy guys on the stage crew. (Gotta love the Teamsters!) Laura doesn't look too happy, but it was all in good fun and they only left her like this for a couple of hours, long enough for plenty of photos and a video.
Okay, okay. The next day they gave her flowers and she totally forgave them. (As I trust I'm forgiven, too.)
Post by: jimmarg on April 10, 2019, 09:47:56 PM
SPADE ON LSG - (Verbal) Actual quote from the DVD extras on Just Shoot Me, seasons 1 & 2: (After the writers said that Finch was written around Spade's real behavior) "They write me jokes and even if they're not right for me, I just make them up... I just show up, boop, boop, boop, say my jokes, like 'Nina, you're slutty,' and, 'Hey, Laura, your boobs are HUGE!' " Notice that he said, 'Nina,' when referring to Wendie Malick's character, but used Laura's real name when talking about her rack. I guess the line between make-believe and reality fell apart when it came to those puppies.
Post by: jimmarg on April 15, 2019, 09:56:50 PM
SPADE ON LSG #2 (Verbal) Actual quote from interview in Maxim, January 2000 - Interviewer: "Are your co-star Laura San Giacomo's breasts a special effect of some kind?"
Spade: "Oh, they're special. I'm a fan and she knows it. The first time I met her I was like, 'Aren't you gonna introduce me?' We get lots of letters from viewers about them. Somebody said she should breast-feed me. Actually, I put that in the suggestion box in her dressing room. But Laura just rolls her eyes; she's a good sport about all the big-boob jokes."
Post by: jimmarg on April 20, 2019, 09:17:38 PM
SPADE ON LSG #3 - (Verbal/Written) ?????? That's right, he published a 225-page memoir without a single mention of LSG or her abundant charms. Damn! I could write that many pages on her boobs in one sitting and I've never even met 'em!
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on May 14, 2019, 08:42:01 PM
Today is Laura's Half-Birthday, so I'm giving her half a makeover, melding the excellent Mister Ponce caricature with the real deal. (Yeah, like my avatar, but this re-do is better.)
I approve this math! 8)
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Post by: jimmarg on July 05, 2019, 07:54:54 AM
^ I guess I would have shot my load a dozen times in the same situation. ;) ;D
Hah! I lost track a long time ago how many shots of LSG I've taken! ;D
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Post by: Nimrod on August 31, 2019, 12:12:39 PM
Believe it or not but I have only seen one episode of "Just shoot me" so I don't have the best resource from which to draw an opinion on the show. However I agree that Laura is lovely. I also agree that her "apparent size" does vacillate. It is too bad that she does not dress to emphasize her unique figure - at least from the standpoint of Hollywood.
In the real world LSG is just a bit above average in chest size. This is a bit of a pet peeve for me. So many women in entertainment are described as buxom when in the scheme of things they are rather normal or below average. It is often just window dressing.
My wife can't stand the show and the episode I saw was not anything special. However it did have a fantastic bit of dialog. Those who watch the show may know of this one. Please excused me because I don't know the character names -
The taller female (old fashion model type) was berating Laura's character for not being sympathetic and said, "We know now that under that huge chest of yours beats a cold unfeeling heart!" - Laura just stood there looking down between her breasts with something of a confused pout.
At least the writers think she is "huge".
[the above quote is from just a month after Just Shoot Me! ended in 2003]
Look back on this thread post from 16 years ago made me think. I still do not remember seeing another episode of Just Shoot Me. I have to say that Laura San Giacomo just never was appealing and the bit of digging into the show reveals that it originally was to be centered on her, with the plots "following" her from home to work. This was actually very parallel to Alley McBeal which started the same year as Just Shoot Me and ran almost as long (1 season less), however Alley simply had a better run, outperforming JSM in every full season they were both on except the last season when Alley imploded. (yet still did better than JSM's last season amazingly)
Laura was on JSM from age 34 to 40. In terms of her figure, the topic at hand, she was at her maximum size, typically 35 for most women, and it shows in the middle seasons. From a review of fan sites, it is obvious that attention to her figure was "part of the show", much like the early years of Alley. Peppered through the first several seasons are several gags and lines concerning her figure, chest, breast size, and overall busty frame.
After season 3, which changes in show staff, these moments fade. I still have the line quoted above in my head. Really... think about the writers putting that into the script and the actors going right along with it. There are few other times that I can recall where two cast regulars actually "call out" just how chesty their co-star is. (remember this was in the late 90s) Alley McBeal had early ongoing fantasy (day dream) breast expansion, but nothing this direct.
When digging for more recent LSG content I happened upon a fun interview with her from November 23, 2015 just after her 53rd birthday which is just full of interesting insight. It is very brief, set-up, and open ended and Laura does some odd very bust related quotes and gestures. She starts out somewhat chest-fallen and as the 90 second interview continues she slowly becomes more animated.
By the end she makes several chest-centered motions in conjunction with concepts of growth, expansion, filling her arms, and having more of what you are. Watching the face of the interviewer, you can see that every time Laura mentions growing, she smiles. Laura knows that her chest is a topic and obviously has leveraged it at times. It seems automatic and natural for her and as part of her making the points at hand.
Laura is pretty and has had an varied career.
I would not call her beautiful, but she is fetching and has a unique overall look and figure.
She scores a decent 58 on analyzed facial beauty. This is similar to Letha Weapons 57, Dixie Bubbles 58, or Tessa Fowler 59 in looks.
Her best stats were:
Height in Feet: 5 Feet 2 Inches
Weight in Kilograms: 54kg
Weight in Pounds: 120lbs
Body Measurement and Size: 34-25-35
Bra Size: 34DD
Interestingly these numbers were logged in late 2003, just at JSM ended. It is true that her figure vacillated greatly during the show according to show staff, with the infamous 3rd season (age 36) being her most busty. (something unknown but larger than 34DD)
Her confirmed stats yield a very impressive Bq rate of 148
Also, at 4.7% boob, she is just on the edge of moving into Very Large on both counts, moving along the "Busty Mainline progression".
(Bq>150 & Bp>5%)
That is a lot of chest to put on a 5'-2" (157cm) frame.
She is proportionally similar to Sophia Vergara at Bq148/Bp4.34, but at 5'-7".
She also has rather low breasts so here overall chest mass is impressive given her petite features.
Also - per methodically established body proportion standards:
She is a true Hourglass figure type.
Post by: jimmarg on September 05, 2019, 09:06:16 PM
As for her decidedly UN-ignorable chest, you rightly point out that she didn't reach her maximum until her mid-30's (after childbirth), although I always found it hot that she became famous for her boobs somewhat late in her career and that it happened on network TV. In a film, "Nina Takes a Lover," made just a few years before Just Shoot Me! premiered, her character poses before a mirror and squeezes her tits together, trying to make them large enough to lure the guy she's after, something Maya Gallo would never have to do. Dr Fashizzle posted a morph of this a few pages back.
You're also right that it was unusual at the time for a TV character's tit-size to be regularly referred to by others in the show. But I don't know what fan sites you've seen, but comments about her rack were NOT common from the outset. Yes, the earliest remark came in only the 3rd episode (see screen-cap below), but it was pretty tame. Nina wears falsies to test-run the boob-job she's considering. When Maya keeps warning her of possible health dangers, Nina says, "I know what this is about. You just want to have the largest breasts in the office." There really aren't any other references to her boobs in season one.
It wasn't until mid-way in season 2 -- when Nina tells Maya to put her shoulders back and chest out, then says, "Good God, Maya! Can you even see what color your shoes are?" -- that any attention to their enormity is made. Yet later in the season, when Maya is tricked by a fashion designer (Dana Carvey) into wearing a gown that's transparent under certain lights, Finch says nothing about the tits he supposedly can see. In subsequent seasons that would never pass without some crack about melons or whoppers or such.
Season 3 is when things really got going. In a Maxim interview, David Spade said JSM! started getting lots of letters about Laura's breasts and the writers responded to public demand. In another interview he said he'd replace lines in the script where Finch referred to Maya's boobs with jokes of his own. One of my favorites, which I bet Spade wrote, came in season 6: Maya enters the Blush offices and says, "Guess what I have behind my back?" Finch says, "Some kind of counter-weight system to keep you from tipping over?" Classic.
I want to note two benchmarks of the attention paid to Laura's pair. The first was in season 4 ("Tea and Secrecy"): When Finch discovers that Maya and Elliott are having an affair, he loudly says, "So many questions! Well, I think the first question on America's mind is, 'Are they real?' " This sort of breaks the fourth wall, referring to the fact that there was much discussion going on about whether or not Laura had recently had implants. (Obviously not true.) Maya/Laura's jugs had become the focus of national interest.
The other benchmark came in season 6 ("Christmas? Christmas!"): Finch and Nina are playing a word-association game, saying the first things that come to mind when they look at each other. The game turns ugly and Nina flees when Finch starts saying things like, "old," and "wrinkly." But just as Nina leaves the room, Maya enters and Finch immediately says, "Boobs!" It makes the point that LSG, once a mid-level mainstream actress, had transformed and was now more renowned as a set of huge, splendid jugs.
The attire Laura started to wear at her public appearances showed she wasn't completely ill-at-ease with the fact that more notice was now made to her mammaries than to her acting. But she never really exploited that attention with semi-nude titillating photo-shoots or the like. And she never showed off much cleavage, either in person or on JSM! I think her status as a boob-goddess was one she hadn't expected or could totally embrace, but as Salem's recent posting of the news that Laura has risen to number 33 (YAY!) on the BEA's top 150 list (the highest of any mainstream actress) indicates, as long as men adore large-breasted brunettes of singular beauty, she will not be forgotten.
Post by: jimmarg on September 15, 2019, 09:48:06 PM
Post by: bignatslover on September 16, 2019, 11:10:24 AM
Here's an old candid shot of Laura toting some heavy loads.Laura seemed a little downcast that day. Perhaps it was frustrating to her to be reminded that no local brassiere store is going to carry bras with a very tiny back combined with very large cups.
Post by: jimmarg on September 16, 2019, 10:14:05 PM
Here's an old candid shot of Laura toting some heavy loads.Laura seemed a little downcast that day. Perhaps it was frustrating to her to be reminded that no local brassiere store is going to carry bras with a very tiny back combined with very large cups.
You might be right, or Laura may have been glum because no on was running to help her. If one of us had been there we'd have gladly grabbed a couple of handfuls, I'm sure!
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Post by: TheZookie007 on September 25, 2019, 01:31:42 AM
SPADE ON LSG #3 - (Physical) Sometimes you just gotta dive right in! Once again, since the writers weren't going to write a scene where Finch would grab the goodies, they wrote one where he took a looong faceful. I don't think Laura is acting, with that "Enough, already," look on her face.
SPADE ON LSG #3 - (Verbal/Written) ?????? That's right, he published a 225-page memoir without a single mention of LSG or her abundant charms. Damn! I could write that many pages on her boobs in one sitting and I've never even met 'em!
I hate him LOL
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Post by: jimmarg on October 09, 2019, 09:33:17 PM
SPADE ON LSG #3 - (Physical) Sometimes you just gotta dive right in! Once again, since the writers weren't going to write a scene where Finch would grab the goodies, they wrote one where he took a looong faceful. I don't think Laura is acting, with that "Enough, already," look on her face.
SPADE ON LSG #3 - (Verbal/Written) ?????? That's right, he published a 225-page memoir without a single mention of LSG or her abundant charms. Damn! I could write that many pages on her boobs in one sitting and I've never even met 'em!
I hate him LOL
Maybe another reason Spade left Laura out of his memoir is because she didn't show up at this movie premier braless in this t-shirt, like she'd promised. You can't raise someone's hopes (and other things) like that, then disappoint him and expect to be forgiven.
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Post by: Nimrod on November 03, 2019, 10:05:27 AM
I felt I've been too nice to LSG lately, so Slow Donnie came back. Looks like Laura still needs some tucking in.Ah, why are there so many small woman bondage bits using Laura San Giacomo?
Over here: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=657154.msg10377452#msg10377452 (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=657154.msg10377452#msg10377452)
That thread actually makes me a tiny bit uneasy.
Post by: jimmarg on November 03, 2019, 09:40:08 PM
I felt I've been too nice to LSG lately, so Slow Donnie came back. Looks like Laura still needs some tucking in.Ah, why are there so many small woman bondage bits using Laura San Giacomo?
Over here: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=657154.msg10377452#msg10377452 (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=657154.msg10377452#msg10377452)
That thread actually makes me a tiny bit uneasy.
Short answer: "I'm just playin' " Long-winded answer: I've posted Summer Cummings pics in the BDSM thread and occasionally done some head-swaps with Laura (some pretty lame) because they are two women I find ferociously sexy and who share certain similarities. I'd chanced upon a couple of bondage head-swaps of Laura on-line and thought I could do better - hah! - and thought of Summer, who was seriously into that scene. I've no interest in the S or M of BDSM, but since I've known a couple women who enjoyed mild restraints while they were brought to orgasm, I view bondage differently. Sometimes I've posted bondage head-swaps on this thread, sometimes on the other, but never meant offense to her or her fans. I would hope that the large number of posts I've made of the real LSG to keep this thread active demonstrates my admiration for this beautiful woman and mitigates any uneasiness about the occasional fantasies in which I indulge, even if they aren't to everyone's taste. It's sort of like a long-term relationship where you have to do something weird every now and then to keep the fire going.
Post by: jimmarg on November 09, 2019, 10:38:36 PM
Post by: Charade Recherche on November 09, 2019, 10:56:11 PM
I felt I've been too nice to LSG lately, so Slow Donnie came back. Looks like Laura still needs some tucking in.Ah, why are there so many small woman bondage bits using Laura San Giacomo?
Over here: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=657154.msg10377452#msg10377452 (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=657154.msg10377452#msg10377452)
That thread actually makes me a tiny bit uneasy.
Short answer: "I'm just playin' " Long-winded answer: I've posted Summer Cummings pics in the BDSM thread and occasionally done some head-swaps with Laura (some pretty lame) because they are two women I find ferociously sexy and who share certain similarities. I'd chanced upon a couple of bondage head-swaps of Laura on-line and thought I could do better - hah! - and thought of Summer, who was seriously into that scene. I've no interest in the S or M of BDSM, but since I've known a couple women who enjoyed mild restraints while they were brought to orgasm, I view bondage differently. Sometimes I've posted bondage head-swaps on this thread, sometimes on the other, but never meant offense to her or her fans. I would hope that the large number of posts I've made of the real LSG to keep this thread active demonstrates my admiration for this beautiful woman and mitigates any uneasiness about the occasional fantasies in which I indulge, even if they aren't to everyone's taste. It's sort of like a long-term relationship where you have to do something weird every now and then to keep the fire going.
Makes good sense to me! :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 13, 2019, 11:05:22 PM
Here's a pair of shots that match the young starlet with the just-slightly-older, but oh-so-much-more mature, full-grown TV star. I'd like to have seen the body on the right stuffed into the gown on the left. There would have been some serious overflow.
HAPPY 57th BIRTHDAY, LSG!
Post by: jimmarg on November 17, 2019, 10:38:10 PM
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Post by: jimmarg on November 19, 2019, 09:21:43 PM
Great shot, jimmarg. I tried to lighten that sweater and bring out the contrasts.
Brilliant work again, T_Man. You really know how to put Laura's assets in the best possible light. I wish you'd been the lighting director on Just Shoot Me!. Of course as long as I'm wishing for things, I wish I'd been in charge of LSG's wardrobe on that show, heh-heh, nudge-nudge, wink-wink.
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Post by: jimmarg on November 29, 2019, 05:16:23 PM
Another chapter in Young Laura vs. Mature Laura. One the one hand you've got the sultry, young thing in a lacy black negligee with the come-and-do-me look, and on the other hand you've got the nearly-middle-aged woman in a fairly simple, sleeve-length, snug-but-hardly-skin-tight sweater. Call me crazy, but there's a thing or two about the latter woman that tips the scales in her favor. And I mean, really tips the scales!
"On the one hand... " (What an awful proof-reader I amm.)
Post by: jimmarg on December 01, 2019, 11:04:58 PM
P.S. That sure ain't a sports bra cradling those low-hanging honeydews.
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Post by: T_Man on December 07, 2019, 05:50:19 AM
Click it
Post by: jimmarg on December 08, 2019, 11:26:51 PM
She was just so good at wearing sweaters on that show.
Amen to that! The scene in the above gif holds special significance for me. I'd seen portions of Just Shoot Me! before and thought Laura was hot, but I'd only seen her in clothes that failed to emphasize her special talents. Then one night I was channel surfing when I happened upon this very scene and nearly choked on my pretzels and beer. Addicted to LSG to this day and I ain't quitting.
Here's a still from the same episode.
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on December 29, 2019, 09:03:02 PM
"I don't know what happened, I just woke up like this!" Laurah says...
Fo' Shizzle!
Post by: jimmarg on December 30, 2019, 08:42:43 PM
"I don't know what happened, I just woke up like this!" Laurah says...
Kinda ironic. Laura woke up looking like that, but that's often how she looks to me when I'm NOT awake.
Post by: jimmarg on January 01, 2020, 10:18:12 PM
NEW YEAR FANTASY - Study these pictures, then imagine that Laura/Maya walks away, obviously upset over something, and you follow into her office, shutting the door behind you. You come up behind her and carefully place your hands on her shoulders to start a gentle massage. She tenses at first, but quickly loosens up and whispers, "thanks." You tell her to just relax and let you handle things. After a minute or two of massaging her shoulders you slide your hands beneath her brown jacket, slip it down and toss it aside. Then you move in more snugly behind her and slowly glide your hands up between her arms and her torso until your arms have encircled her and your fingertips are gently touching the undersides of her splendid boobs. You tease them with soft, circular motions, you can feel her nipples harden right through her bra and thin sweater, she cranes her head back against you and sighs, you move into her even tighter and tell her you've been dying to do this for years. She laughs and suddenly your fingers stop moving and your hands take a firm grip on her jugs and you squeeze! She lets out something between a squeal and a moan of pleasure, you ripple your fingers like you're kneading dough, then you grip her tit-meat hard and her hands fly up, you think she wants to pull your fingers away, but instead she covers your own hands to force you to squeeze and mold her sweater-bombs even tighter. Eventually one of your hands gets free of hers and snakes up beneath her sweater, then the other does the same and you manage to undo the clasp on her bra... (Sorry, but you'll have to finish it on your own. Something important just came up.)
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Post by: jimmarg on February 16, 2020, 09:49:18 PM
^ Funny morph. ;) ;D
What?! Next you'll tell me that this classic Score magazine from 1999 - which LSG supposedly made them cancel at the last minute - isn't real. ???
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Post by: BElover on March 05, 2020, 01:49:30 PM
https://youtu.be/-yGmjcO-OJg
Post by: jimmarg on March 06, 2020, 11:21:46 PM
She is looking titastic in that white tshirt!
https://youtu.be/-yGmjcO-OJg
Oh, yeah. There's a lot going on under that shirt! Thanks for the heads-up.
I pulled this gif from it, but fans should check out the entire clip. Spade tries to persuade the JSM cast to do a reunion show and they agree to do it, only without him. He should tell them, "Then who'll make the jokes about Laura's rack?!"
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Post by: jimmarg on April 01, 2020, 11:07:48 PM
^ She doesn't seem to be enjoying the prank. ???
Yeah, Laura was feeling the pinch for awhile. But as you can see, she bounced back in great shape, which she seems proud to demonstrate. I always thought LSG was at her peak in season 5. (No pranks in these shots.)
Post by: jimmarg on April 08, 2020, 11:07:51 PM
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Post by: Nimrod on April 09, 2020, 06:40:49 PM
The first time I saw her was in the role of Crazy Cora in the movie " Quigley Down Under " ( 1990 ) with Tom Selleck as the main star and I remembered that in some scenes you could tell she was very endowed by the Hollywood standards of the day. With all this time that I'm getting due to this pandemic, I've gone on You Tube and for free I've seen movies that I enjoyed and seeing this movie today it allowed me to see this beautiful woman. :)
I remember watching Quigley Down Under way back then and all I recall about Laura was how dirty and messy she appeared in almost every scene. It also felt like she is in the start and end but not so much in most of the middle of the story. In terms of her figure, she was not as impressive as she was just a few years later.
Post by: solvegas on April 09, 2020, 09:06:41 PM
Post by: jimmarg on April 09, 2020, 11:14:38 PM
^ True but she was fine in the movie even though the grimy make up did retract from her beauty. She was 27 at the time of that movie and even though that dress she wore during the movie did hide her figure somewhat, at the end of the movie she had a red dress that did accentuate her figure and you can tell she was a big C Cup or a D Cup or so then which is huge by Hollywood standards.
Not the red dress you mention, but here are some shots from Quigley Down Under which give a glimpse of Laura's blossoming physique. Not yet at the fullness she would reach after MILF-erhood and the glory days on Just Shoot Me!, but a hint of bigger things ahead.
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Click the boob on the left if you think Laura set her arms back to push her chest out for better viewing;
Click the boob on the right if you think she set her arms back just to help her keep her balance.
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Post by: bignatslover on July 27, 2020, 11:36:34 AM
a guy who might possibly have been crazier about LSG than me.Impossible! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on July 27, 2020, 10:31:51 PM
a guy who might possibly have been crazier about LSG than me.Impossible! ;D
:) Thanks! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wishes he'd been in Spades' place in this scene, but I may be the only one who keeps dreaming about it. (I have wilder dreams involving LSG, too, heh-heh.)
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Slow Donnie just wants to show her that he hows to count: "See? Boobie one, Boobie two!" ;)
Wow, Dr., it's been a long time since I've seen you around! Nice to see you back! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on November 04, 2020, 04:37:06 PM
Slow Donnie just wants to show her that he hows to count: "See? Boobie one, Boobie two!" ;)
Wow, Dr., it's been a long time since I've seen you around! Nice to see you back! ;D
If anyone was going to lure Dr. Fashizzle out of retirement, I'm not surprised to find it was Laura. The good doc paid many a welcome house call visit on this thread, if you check out past pages.
As for Slow Donnie's counting abilities, I looked closer at this old post from one of those "lost" Just Shoot Me! episodes and found that he apparently was always numbering the boobies. ;)
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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Post by: solvegas on February 09, 2021, 05:10:02 AM
Before you go digging in the attic for the VCR and searching Ebay for videotapes, I assure you that the VHS version of "Quigley Down Under" has no more topless scenes than the DVD or streaming versions, which is to say, none. It's just that they were apparently more creative at packaging product back in the day. I had to buy it, of course, just in case...
Loved that movie when it came out. It is great fun and Laura has a continuous gag in which she constantly calls Selleck's character " Roy " and he says, " It's not Roy ! ". ;D
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Post by: cocky25 on March 24, 2021, 06:32:15 PM
She plays the role of Dr Grace Confalone the shrink for Mark Harmon's character Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
She appeared via video link speaking to Rocky Carroll's character Director Leon Vance about Gibbs.
(I love that show)
She still looks pretty good but her goodies were well hidden.
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 25, 2021, 06:00:44 PM
Sidenote: LSG's former co-star on Just Shoot Me!, George Segal, succumbed to complications from bypass surgery on Tuesday, March 23rd. He was 87. (https://deadline.com/2021/03/george-segal-dead-the-goldbergs-1234720483/)
Post by: jimmarg on March 27, 2021, 10:37:29 AM
Thanks for the heads-up. I haven't watched NCIS in many many years.
Sidenote: LSG's former co-star on Just Shoot Me!, George Segal, succumbed to complications from bypass surgery on Tuesday, March 23rd. He was 87. (https://deadline.com/2021/03/george-segal-dead-the-goldbergs-1234720483/)
I posted a small tribute to the late Mr. Segal (on previous page) where he's shown enjoying one of the squeezes that LSG put on him.
Thanks, Cocky, for the NCIS heads-up, but while I still like to check out whatever Laura's doing, the only post-Just Shoot Me! show that made any use of her physical assets was Veronica Mars, as in this bar scene.
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Post by: cocky25 on April 08, 2021, 08:33:38 AM
I've loved her in this sweater, but this is a shot I hadn't seen before. Looks like she's saying, "Gee, you want another photo of me? And this one in profile? What a fuss you guys are making over little me today!"
jimmarg, lovely pic.
She looks so sexy!
Post by: jimmarg on April 11, 2021, 11:11:06 PM
I've loved her in this sweater, but this is a shot I hadn't seen before. Looks like she's saying, "Gee, you want another photo of me? And this one in profile? What a fuss you guys are making over little me today!"
jimmarg, lovely pic.
She looks so sexy!
Couldn't agree more, Cocky. I think LSG was at the peak (or peaks) of her sexiness at this time. Here's one from the same event I've posted before, where a couple of A-List actresses with A-Cup bras (or B, at best) are caught gawking at a pair of Double-D's.
Post by: jimmarg on April 16, 2021, 11:14:57 PM
Post by: cocky25 on April 17, 2021, 12:57:24 AM
It's almost like she's saying "My 2 have got your 4 covered, Game Over!"
Post by: jimmarg on April 18, 2021, 09:49:02 PM
Love those pics jimmarg.
It's almost like she's saying "My 2 have got your 4 covered, Game Over!"
"Game Over!" for sure, Cocky. When all 4 of the boobs of your competition couldn't fill even one of your cups, that's a lopsided win for the home team. And a splendid team they are!
Post by: jimmarg on April 23, 2021, 11:16:25 PM
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Post by: solvegas on April 28, 2021, 11:20:01 PM
Just Shoot Me! Or Not! - See if you can guess which one of these shots of Laura is not from a JSM episode.
Ahhhh....ummmmmm....let's see ..... bottom right corner ? ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on April 29, 2021, 06:40:37 PM
Just Shoot Me! Or Not! - See if you can guess which one of these shots of Laura is not from a JSM episode.
Ahhhh....ummmmmm....let's see ..... bottom right corner ? ;) ;D
Good guess, solvegas, but it was a trick question. ALL the pics are from Just Shoot Me! The one in the bottom right is from the rarely-screened episode, "Maya in the Dog House," which got NBC is some trouble with the censors. (And if you believe that... ) ;)
Post by: solvegas on April 29, 2021, 09:00:59 PM
Just Shoot Me! Or Not! - See if you can guess which one of these shots of Laura is not from a JSM episode.
Ahhhh....ummmmmm....let's see ..... bottom right corner ? ;) ;D
Good guess, solvegas, but it was a trick question. ALL the pics are from Just Shoot Me! The one in the bottom right is from the rarely-screened episode, "Maya in the Dog House," which got NBC is some trouble with the censors. (And if you believe that... ) ;)
Of course I don't believe that. That photo is a face swap of Laura's face on Summer Cummings body. Summer had a better body than Laura in my opinion. :)
Post by: Gargantual on April 30, 2021, 12:25:09 AM
Post by: jimmarg on April 30, 2021, 11:25:25 PM
A fake set will never be better than au naturale......just my opinion of course.
Amen to that! There are many artificially-enhanced women I think look fantastic, and I'm grateful for what they've done for our viewing pleasure. But, that said, there's something about a gorgeous woman with an overabundance of natural bounty up front that, IMO, will always stand out. (Pun totally intended).
Here's a Just Shoot Me! scene where Laura seems to be waiting for the actor to get around to saying his lines, if he can ever stop staring at certain distracting objects.
Post by: jimmarg on May 09, 2021, 10:55:13 PM
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Post by: solvegas on May 16, 2021, 11:22:21 PM
I think this bottle of soda or sparkling water is going to blow its top - and can you blame it? Elliott looks jealous.
It would be great if it did pop and she had a wet top and a cool breeze came along and caused her nipples to go erect. ::) ;D Just saying.
Post by: jimmarg on May 17, 2021, 09:59:30 PM
I think this bottle of soda or sparkling water is going to blow its top - and can you blame it? Elliott looks jealous.
It would be great if it did pop and she had a wet top and a cool breeze came along and caused her nipples to go erect. ::) ;D Just saying.
:) My fantasy, too. Although I'd even have settled for seeing her work that bottle up and down the valley in her sweater a few times, then I'd have done the popping.
Post by: jimmarg on May 23, 2021, 10:54:02 PM
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Post by: Dr_Fashizzle on June 02, 2021, 05:59:41 AM
Post by: T_Man on June 02, 2021, 01:39:01 PM
Hey, I wanted to say I really do appreciate your posts and your dedication to this goddess! :D
Yes, thank you jimmarg for keeping this thread lively and interesting!
Post by: jimmarg on June 02, 2021, 09:42:02 PM
Hey, I wanted to say I really do appreciate your posts and your dedication to this goddess! :D
Yes, thank you jimmarg for keeping this thread lively and interesting!
Well, thanks, Dr. F and T-Man! It's always nice to have one's efforts appreciated and I always say, it isn't how many 'likes' you get, but who's doing the liking. ;D I've been accused of being obsessive about LSG, but the fact is there are many well-endowed women out there I love - some classic, some fairly new - but most of them seem to get enough attention without my help, and amid the ever-expanding swamp of the BEA's threads and posts I want to make sure that this particular goddess (right word, Doc) is never neglected. If this thread ever goes really cold, you'll know I've started feeding the worms.
Post by: solvegas on June 02, 2021, 10:00:25 PM
Hey, I wanted to say I really do appreciate your posts and your dedication to this goddess! :D
Yes, thank you jimmarg for keeping this thread lively and interesting!
Well, thanks, Dr. F and T-Man! It's always nice to have one's efforts appreciated and I always say, it isn't how many 'likes' you get, but who's doing the liking. ;D I've been accused of being obsessive about LSG, but the fact is there are many well-endowed women out there I love - some classic, some fairly new - but most of them seem to get enough attention without my help, and amid the ever-expanding swamp of the BEA's threads and posts I want to make sure that this particular goddess (right word, Doc) is never neglected. If this thread ever goes really cold, you'll know I've started feeding the worms.
I have to say that I too appreciate you jimmarg keeping this thread not merely alive but vibrant. I remember the first time I saw her was in " Quigley Down Under " and I fell in lust .... er .... love with her. Here was a slim woman with, by Hollywood standards, huge breasts that can act. Not merely eye candy but the whole cake. :)
Post by: jimmarg on June 04, 2021, 09:49:09 PM
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2 of them are held pretty steady,
2 of them... not so much.
Post by: jimmarg on July 11, 2021, 11:11:38 PM
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Post by: solvegas on July 18, 2021, 11:24:18 PM
A common conversation during rehearsal on Just Shoot Me!
LOL ! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on July 20, 2021, 09:39:03 PM
A common conversation during rehearsal on Just Shoot Me!
LOL ! ;D
I'd love to have the ability to dub entirely new dialog into a full episode of JSM, so that everyone on the show spends all their time talking about Laura's excellent rack, while she grows frustrated trying to get their two-track minds onto another subject. It might not be the funniest episode ever written, but I could easily fill 30 minutes with informative commentary on LSG's large gifts. :D
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Post by: cocky25 on August 03, 2021, 12:08:44 AM
NEW DEAL! I couldn't stop myself from replacing the images of Laura in the above deck with some of the slightly more mature LSG that some of us came to love... and drool over. I might make a full deck of 52, plus a couple of jokers (bare-breasted head-swaps? ;))
Lovely jimmarg.
Especially love no. 8
Love the dark tops with a white background so you can get a clear view of the size of her wonderful juggs.
Some of the other shots sort of hide her size depending on her choice of clothing and background light.
In no. 8 there is no doubt what we are dealing with.
No. 4 pretty good also.
Cheers.
Post by: Robin_K2 on August 03, 2021, 04:18:15 PM
MAYA'S TOP TOPS (2) - Damn, but snug, ribbed material makes for some excellent contours! Unfortunately, just as with some of my other favorites, there weren't any great views of LSG parading around in this fine top, but these still shots give a pretty good idea of how deliciously she stuffed that sweater.
I wonder if they had to alter her clothing? I mean, I'm sure it was a regular store sweater, but so that it didn't look like she was wearing a tent, they had to have taken it in.
Post by: jimmarg on August 07, 2021, 11:10:10 AM
Lovely jimmarg.
Especially love no. 8
Love the dark tops with a white background so you can get a clear view of the size of her wonderful juggs.
Some of the other shots sort of hide her size depending on her choice of clothing and background light.
In no. 8 there is no doubt what we are dealing with.
No. 4 pretty good also.
Cheers.
Maybe the best examples of a dark top against a light background are the old photos from this Environmental Media event in LA. (I used a b/w pic in my deck of cards.) I know they aren't perfect, since we see just a little more than a quarter-moon, but what we do see gives us a pretty awesome glimpse of Laura's impressive boobage. It's funny how surprised she looks by the amount of photographer attention she's getting. I think at this point of her career she still hadn't realized that she was now famous mostly for what was bursting out of that coat.
Post by: jimmarg on August 11, 2021, 11:04:49 PM
I wonder if they had to alter her clothing? I mean, I'm sure it was a regular store sweater, but so that it didn't look like she was wearing a tent, they had to have taken it in.
This might be one of those tent-like sweaters that the wardrobe people did NOT take in, although Laura's pair still bent those threads into pretty tempting curves.
Post by: jimmarg on August 16, 2021, 10:24:01 PM
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Post by: cocky25 on September 27, 2021, 02:40:20 AM
One request.
Any chance we can get a slower version?
The slow motion bounce would be magical.
Post by: jimmarg on September 28, 2021, 10:40:49 PM
One request.
Any chance we can get a slower version?
The slow motion bounce would be magical.
I couldn't slow the entire sequence without exceeding the size limit for gifs, so I tried capturing one moment in slo-mo.
BTW - I suspect there isn't more bounce per ounce here because Laura's rack is strapped up kind of high, probably in an annoyingly sturdy bra. Remember, this is a woman past her mid-30's, and if you check out how her naturals hang in episodes like the classic "An Axe to Grind," or even at some personal appearances, they usually rest lower and looser. But it's alllll good.
Post by: cocky25 on September 29, 2021, 10:22:32 PM
I couldn't slow the entire sequence without exceeding the size limit for gifs, so I tried capturing one moment in slo-mo.
BTW - I suspect there isn't more bounce per ounce here because Laura's rack is strapped up kind of high, probably in an annoyingly sturdy bra. Remember, this is a woman past her mid-30's, and if you check out how her naturals hang in episodes like the classic "An Axe to Grind," or even at some personal appearances, they usually rest lower and looser. But it's alllll good.
Thanks mate.
Yeah you are right. The original gif you posted has greater bounce.
Also, I saw that JSM episode you were referring to and she looks positively massive!
Some of the side or from behind shots are amazing.
She looks so huge. No wonder Elliot fainted!
Post by: jimmarg on October 03, 2021, 10:57:36 PM
Post by: Ninjaturtle on October 04, 2021, 01:13:44 AM
I used to like her chest when I watched Just Shoot Me but her face...
Post by: jimmarg on October 05, 2021, 10:12:56 PM
Has she ever been topless in a movie?
I used to like her chest when I watched Just Shoot Me but her face...
No, she never appeared topless in a movie, although she ALWAYS appears topless in my fantasies. And they look amazing.
But just to clarify something about the second part of your comment: I initially thought you were implying that Laura's face was somehow deficient of beauty. Then I had another beer, my brain cleared, and I realized I'd misinterpreted your meaning. You were definitely NOT demeaning this beauty, right? Otherwise, have your seconds contact mine and it's Pistols at Dawn, Sir! ;)
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(A tip of my cap to Solvegas for giving me this idea when he posted a Wonder Woman pic of Anveshi Jain recently.)
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Post by: Ninjaturtle on November 05, 2021, 01:14:53 AM
Has she ever been topless in a movie?
I used to like her chest when I watched Just Shoot Me but her face...
No, she never appeared topless in a movie, although she ALWAYS appears topless in my fantasies. And they look amazing.
But just to clarify something about the second part of your comment: I initially thought you were implying that Laura's face was somehow deficient of beauty. Then I had another beer, my brain cleared, and I realized I'd misinterpreted your meaning. You were definitely NOT demeaning this beauty, right? Otherwise, have your seconds contact mine and it's Pistols at Dawn, Sir! ;)
No, I meant her face is front and center beautiful. She's gorgeous. I looked back and realized how my last post came off, absolutely not the case at all!
Post by: jimmarg on November 06, 2021, 10:16:06 PM
Has she ever been topless in a movie?
I used to like her chest when I watched Just Shoot Me but her face...
No, she never appeared topless in a movie, although she ALWAYS appears topless in my fantasies. And they look amazing.
But just to clarify something about the second part of your comment: I initially thought you were implying that Laura's face was somehow deficient of beauty. Then I had another beer, my brain cleared, and I realized I'd misinterpreted your meaning. You were definitely NOT demeaning this beauty, right? Otherwise, have your seconds contact mine and it's Pistols at Dawn, Sir! ;)
No, I meant her face is front and center beautiful. She's gorgeous. I looked back and realized how my last post came off, absolutely not the case at all!
No worry, Ninja. I knew you were a man of good taste after checking your other posts. I was mostly just making fun of my own knee-jerk reaction when I'd thought - for a moment - that someone had dissed my gal, who'd be splenndiddd even without that chest. (Although, it sure don't hurt! ;D)
Post by: jimmarg on November 09, 2021, 11:35:56 PM
If you enlarge the pics you'll see in the shot on the left that the actor who played Elliott, who was usually very professional at keeping his attention where it was supposed to be, can't help but train his gaze on the overload of incoming talent. On the right, Laura looks exhausted and glad the scene is over so she can sit and rest all that sweet sweater stuffing.
Post by: jimmarg on November 14, 2021, 10:54:12 PM
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Post by: jimmarg on November 28, 2021, 11:02:08 PM
MAYA UNBUTTONS #2 - Not much is unbuttoned, but even before they were dating Maya knew what Elliott wanted. She had just said, "Is it hot in here or is it me?" CLICK IT
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Post by: TheZookie007 on January 14, 2022, 12:43:40 AM
I'll have a breast, thank you.The source of the body in that headswap is the great Anya Zenkova.
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(Not at her largest, but still bubbly.)
Post by: jimmarg on February 16, 2022, 11:02:34 PM
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I answered this question earlier with a sad and definite NO. But now I realize that, technically speaking, I was wrong. Not 'topless' in the sense that you, I, and anyone browsing the BEA would like it, but in case this is ever the grand prize question on some quiz show, yeah, LSG has appeared 'topless' in a couple of movies. Here's a couple of frames from "Nina Takes a Lover."
Post by: jimmarg on February 18, 2022, 10:33:06 PM
Has she ever been topless in a movie?
I used to like her chest when I watched Just Shoot Me but her face...
Here's a better shot of LSG in a "topless" scene, also from "Nina Takes a Lover," in which she's also apparently "bottomless." It might have been classic if that lucky bastard on top of her had just moved his arm away.
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(Well, okay - I wondered.)
Post by: jimmarg on March 29, 2022, 07:40:54 AM
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(I'm sure I'm not FOOLin' anyone, so have a happy APRIL!)
Post by: jimmarg on April 07, 2022, 10:40:01 PM
I bet this actor thinks of this scene and wishes the movie ("Nina Takes a Lover") was made just 5 or 6 years later, when Laura's MILF-hood expansion would have overflowed those meager cups and given him some serious face smothering.
Post by: jimmarg on April 17, 2022, 11:15:04 PM
P.S. At a mere 5'2, LSG looks like she's running at this long-legged dude for a standing tit-fuck. Double-damn!
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Post by: cocky25 on May 02, 2022, 02:13:30 AM
Finch's hand is inches from the promised land.
Don't be fooled by his smile.
He is in personal conflict with his two heads.
The big head is saying No but the smaller one is getting bigger and saying Yes, Yes, Yes.
Post by: jimmarg on May 02, 2022, 10:22:28 PM
Nice pic jimmarg.
Finch's hand is inches from the promised land.
Don't be fooled by his smile.
He is in personal conflict with his two heads.
The big head is saying No but the smaller one is getting bigger and saying Yes, Yes, Yes.
Yeah, I think Finch/Spade knew just how much he could get away with, and Laura was enough of a tease to let him feel the occasional brush with greatness.
I just wish Brande and Laura had traded tops for this pic because LSG would not have been well-contained by those meager cups.
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Post by: Robin_K2 on June 25, 2022, 10:50:17 AM
Some of LSG's best tops were in black, where the lack of contrast doesn't reveal the depth of the points of most interest - and I think you know what I mean - until she turns in profile. I grabbed a short clip that shows her impressive contour from the side. CLICK!
Nearly as amazing as her amazing rack is your kind patience and hard work on all our behalf. Thank you for these wonderful posts!
Post by: jimmarg on June 26, 2022, 10:06:50 PM
Nearly as amazing as her amazing rack is your kind patience and hard work on all our behalf. Thank you for these wonderful posts!
Thanks a lot for your kind words, Robin. They're really appreciated! I'm merely trying to make sure attention is still paid to this special woman. Even though she's had a long (and ongoing) career, there were really only about 6 years or so where her talents were at their uddermost, which leaves a limited amount of film and Just Shoot Me! scenes and public appearances to draw on, so I try to be mix things up with some personal fantasies. But my favorites will always be those moments where she practically burst out of my TV screen and onto my fevered brain.
Since my last post showed her in black, here's another profile in boobage, this time in white. She couldn't have buttoned that jacket to save her life. CLICK
Post by: jimmarg on June 29, 2022, 06:19:00 PM
Post by: solvegas on June 30, 2022, 08:39:02 AM
Bump! That's right, I'm bumping just to put the nice things said about my posts on page 1 for an hour or two. I like compliments - So sue me! ;D
With the way some us post threads in this place, no thread remains in the first page for long. :P
Post by: jimmarg on July 01, 2022, 02:12:15 PM
With the way some us post threads in this place, no thread remains in the first page for long. :P
Yes, the post-aholics often kick a new post 2 or 3 pages down faster than I can finish a couple of beers. But another factor is that there now are soooo many threads. For instance, according to Salem's list, the thread for Traci Topps is ranked #92! She may be retired, but if there are 91 more interesting women out there for breast-obsessed men, then I'll eat my dusty collection of Score. ::)
Post by: jimmarg on July 03, 2022, 11:10:28 PM
Post by: solvegas on July 03, 2022, 11:24:53 PM
From Just Shoot Me! season 2, "Seeing Double," the famous scene where Maya is tricked by a designer into wearing a dress that's transparent under bright lights. If David Spade looks a little less excited than you'd expect, I bet it's because someone convinced him that LSG's dress would really be transparent and just pixilated for TV. Kinda surprised he didn't break down and cry. CLICK
That's hilarious. ;D
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Post by: jimmarg on July 05, 2022, 10:25:27 PM
Laura had a small role in the third season of Barry, and it's the first thing I've seen her in for a long time. She looks about her age, but she's still really cute, and God, as unlikely as it is we ever would, I'd love to see what her body looks like now. Also, judging by some lines of dialogue, her character seems to be at least a decade or so older than she is? I guess in Hollywood looking your actual age means you look ten years older than you are. She's playing an ex of Henry fucking Winkler!
I did not know that. Thanks for the tip! Even though Laura will hit 60 in 4 months, I think I'll always want to keep abreast (pun intended) of what she's doing. No matter how beautiful and sexy they were in their prime, very few actresses are given substantial roles once they reach a certain age.
Post by: jimmarg on July 11, 2022, 08:39:37 PM
Post by: Maik on July 11, 2022, 10:49:01 PM
UH-OH!! While searching for more recent photos of Laura, I came upon this candid shot that I'm afraid suggests she's done some serious down-sizing. That top looks thin and flimsy and there aren't any bra-straps peeking out - exactly the kind of top I wish she'd been wearing in public some years ago - but the little bulges beneath don't look anything like Laura's old double-D dimensions. LSG will turn 60 later this year and I figured her days of wowing us in tight sweaters and backless gowns are over, but it's still sad to think that she's reduced herself like this, whatever the reason. Sigh. :'(
Are you sure it is her?
I would say this is a different woman.
Post by: Robin_K2 on July 12, 2022, 06:49:02 AM
Are you sure it is her?
I would say this is a different woman.
It's actress Melissa George.
Post by: jimmarg on July 12, 2022, 09:34:44 PM
Are you sure it is her?
I would say this is a different woman.
It's actress Melissa George.
Thank you, gents! I've never been happier to have been wrong. I've spent enough hours looking at LSG that you'd think I'd recognize her, even under that hat and glasses, but I guess I've focused too much on other parts of her anatomy. ;) (Damn! I fell for bad info on the internet! I wonder if that's ever happened to others?)
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Post by: jimmarg on September 14, 2022, 09:46:48 PM
Laura San Giacomo has been cast as the Christmas Witch in the Disney+ series 'The Santa Clauses' coming to Disney Plus in November. Tim Allen will be reprising his role as Scott Calvin/Santa Claus alongside other members of the original movie cast, Elizabeth Mitchell, David Krumholz and Eric Lloyd. No word yet whether Wendy Crewson (who I last saw in an episode of Superman & Lois) and Judge Reinhold will be making an appearance.
Thanks for the heads-up, Salem.
Hey jimmarg, just gotta say i love those playboy pics below (also the fetish ones you do... ;D )
I'm glad Laura can still lure you out of hibernation, doc, and thanks for the kind words. I don't think I've got any more Playboy pics in the tank, but I most definitely have some LSG/fetish shots that will be arriving any day, for discerning sickos like ourselves. (It's all in good, dirty fun! ;))
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Post by: jimmarg on October 09, 2022, 08:35:59 PM
This upcoming November 14, she will be 60 years old. The first time I remember seeing her was in the 1990 Western movie with Tom Selleck, Quigley Down Under, a very enjoyable movie. :)
Yep, still pretty hot at 60.
In honor of Laura remaining the highest ranked mainstream star at the BEA, here's something from the wayback machine, one of the very first posts I made for this thread, long before I accidentally became its principal proprietor. But I wouldn't trade it for any other job.
Post by: solvegas on October 09, 2022, 08:46:22 PM
This upcoming November 14, she will be 60 years old. The first time I remember seeing her was in the 1990 Western movie with Tom Selleck, Quigley Down Under, a very enjoyable movie. :)
Yep, still pretty hot at 60.
In honor of Laura remaining the highest ranked mainstream star at the BEA, here's something from the wayback machine, one of the very first posts I made for this thread, long before I accidentally became its principal proprietor. But I wouldn't trade it for any other job.
That's a great collage. :)
Post by: jimmarg on October 13, 2022, 09:24:21 AM
When the wardrobe department at Just Shoot Me! wasn't packing LSG into tight sweaters there was another issue that often weighed on her mind.
Post by: Shadowmuse Blown on October 13, 2022, 10:10:29 AM
This upcoming November 14, she will be 60 years old. The first time I remember seeing her was in the 1990 Western movie with Tom Selleck, Quigley Down Under, a very enjoyable movie. :)
Damn, that’s a recent photo? She looks pretty dang hot! Didn’t realize she was so close to my age.
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Post by: TheZookie007 on November 09, 2022, 09:37:26 AM
This is how Laura felt when she thought about some of those bondage scenes she had to do. ;)I don't blame her...
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 09, 2022, 09:41:45 AM
Yep, still pretty hot at 60.Funny (and true to life) then, funny (and true to life) now :)
In honor of Laura remaining the highest ranked mainstream star at the BEA, here's something from the wayback machine, one of the very first posts I made for this thread, long before I accidentally became its principal proprietor. But I wouldn't trade it for any other job.
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 09, 2022, 09:46:11 AM
Jayne meets Laura for that classic debate. While Ms. Mansfield's bottles definitely have a certain classic charm, I believe LSG is clearly carrying a pair of superior products. I just wish she had popped the tops, at least once!I just know that someone in Hollywood has a stash of some topless photos of Laura in her bustacular prime...I just know it!
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 09, 2022, 09:47:31 AM
And here's my standard apology to LSG for my fetish fantasy, a pic where she looks like she's making a full frontal defense of her full-bodied hotness. Hands on hips, shoulders back, was ALWAYS a good look.It sure is. It sure is.
Post by: jimmarg on November 10, 2022, 10:06:46 PM
Jayne meets Laura for that classic debate. While Ms. Mansfield's bottles definitely have a certain classic charm, I believe LSG is clearly carrying a pair of superior products. I just wish she had popped the tops, at least once!I just know that someone in Hollywood has a stash of some topless photos of Laura in her bustacular prime...I just know it!
You don't know how much (or maybe you do) I wish you were right, Zookie, but how long do we have to wait to see them?! Since Laura divorced her first husband in the middle of the Just Shoot Me! years - when her peaks were at their peak - I've often hoped that the Ex would drop a photo or two from when the lucky bastard had access to those gems. But, No, or at least Not Yet. A psychiatrist might suggest that my frustration from never seeing them in all their glory is the reason I punish LSG with the occasional bondage fantasy. I'd gladly quit all that for one simple topless shot, circa 1999, arms lifted with her hands clasped behind her head, giving us that killer smile. Is that too much to ask?
Post by: jimmarg on November 13, 2022, 11:20:54 PM
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 14, 2022, 03:22:53 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA! :) Here she is trying to decide whether or not to drop her top, as the director has begged her to do. Which goes to show how one unfortunate, timid decision could deprive millions of hours of viewing pleasure. :( We love you, anyway, you temptress!She looks a tad bit miserable in that shot though ;)
Post by: solvegas on November 14, 2022, 07:27:22 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA! :) Here she is trying to decide whether or not to drop her top, as the director has begged her to do. Which goes to show how one unfortunate, timid decision could deprive millions of hours of viewing pleasure. :( We love you, anyway, you temptress!
Is that from "Quigley Down Under"? Great photo nevertheless. By the way, according to Wikipedia, she was born on November 14, 1962, which makes her 60 years old now and therefore a senior citizen. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 14, 2022, 09:24:55 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA! :) Here she is trying to decide whether or not to drop her top, as the director has begged her to do. Which goes to show how one unfortunate, timid decision could deprive millions of hours of viewing pleasure. :( We love you, anyway, you temptress!
Is that from "Quigley Down Under"? Great photo nevertheless. By the way, according to Wikipedia, she was born on November 14, 1962, which makes her 60 years old now and therefore a senior citizen. :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA! :) Here she is trying to decide whether or not to drop her top, as the director has begged her to do. Which goes to show how one unfortunate, timid decision could deprive millions of hours of viewing pleasure. :( We love you, anyway, you temptress!She looks a tad bit miserable in that shot though ;)
Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release." And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP. Still pretty hot in this man's book.
Post by: solvegas on November 14, 2022, 09:35:18 PM
Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release." And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP. Still pretty hot in this man's book.
"Quigley Down Under" was a movie in which Tom Selleck was the main star but, as far as I'm concerned, Laura stole the show thanks to her pretty boobies. ;D
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Post by: TheZookie007 on December 02, 2022, 05:16:27 AM
Fun fact: despite their name (https://www.thebalancemoney.com/how-old-do-you-have-to-be-to-join-aarp-5197886), you don't actually have to be a senior citizen, nor be of retirement age, nor actually be retired, before you can join the AARP.
Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release." And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP. Still pretty hot in this man's book.
"While AARP is dedicated to empowering people over 50 years, there’s actually no minimum age to join. Americans of all ages can enroll in an AARP membership for $12 for their first year if they sign up for automatic renewal (charged $16 when membership renews)."
Post by: jimmarg on December 03, 2022, 08:06:20 AM
Fun fact: despite their name (https://www.thebalancemoney.com/how-old-do-you-have-to-be-to-join-aarp-5197886), you don't actually have to be a senior citizen, nor be of retirement age, nor actually be retired, before you can join the AARP.
Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release." And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP. Still pretty hot in this man's book.
"While AARP is dedicated to empowering people over 50 years, there’s actually no minimum age to join. Americans of all ages can enroll in an AARP membership for $12 for their first year if they sign up for automatic renewal (charged $16 when membership renews)."
Thanks for the info, Zookie. But there was a mistake on my part: I left out an "R." I hadn't meant to point out that Laura was eligible for AARP, but for AARRP, the organization for Aging Actresses with Real Remarkable Pumpkins. (They represent 60+ women with great naturals - like LSG.) ;D
Post by: solvegas on December 03, 2022, 08:38:07 AM
Fun fact: despite their name (https://www.thebalancemoney.com/how-old-do-you-have-to-be-to-join-aarp-5197886), you don't actually have to be a senior citizen, nor be of retirement age, nor actually be retired, before you can join the AARP.
Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release." And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP. Still pretty hot in this man's book.
"While AARP is dedicated to empowering people over 50 years, there’s actually no minimum age to join. Americans of all ages can enroll in an AARP membership for $12 for their first year if they sign up for automatic renewal (charged $16 when membership renews)."
Thanks for the info, Zookie. But there was a mistake on my part: I left out an "R." I hadn't meant to point out that Laura was eligible for AARP, but for AARRP, the organization for Aging Actresses with Real Remarkable Pumpkins. (They represent 60+ women with great naturals - like LSG.) ;D
As an AARP member, I hope to meet this offshoot. ;) ;D That was very clever and funny jimmarg. ;D
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P.S. - WATCH THIS SPACE FOR A BIG ANNIVERSARY ANNOUNCEMENT IN 2 DAYS.
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P.S. One thing I love about this shot is how the lighting lets her boobs cast shadows down her chest.
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Post by: jimmarg on January 06, 2023, 12:36:13 PM
Here's one for you.
Great choice, NavSquid, and here's one right back at ya. Both pics are from "The Proposal," part 2, from season 5 of Just Shoot Me!, episode #93. LSG is only seen in this red, 'squeeze-em-in' top for less than 5 minutes, but those are 300 excellent seconds. (Don't call me "obsessive." I prefer, "deeply devoted." ;)) The powers that be at NBC and JSM! sometimes drove me crazy with their wardrobe selections for Laura, but during a Nielsen Ratings Sweeps Week - which is when this episode first aired - they were wise enough to give the public what they wanted: Two heaping scarlet handfuls!
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Post by: Robin_K2 on January 21, 2023, 06:05:22 AM
...and also in this episode, before the scene with the "see-through" dress, Laura showcases these two snug tops, which hug her twins pretty splendidly and show just what the crowd would have been raving about, if that gown had actually been transparent.
WOW!
Post by: jimmarg on January 22, 2023, 12:31:24 PM
...and also in this episode, before the scene with the "see-through" dress, Laura showcases these two snug tops, which hug her twins pretty splendidly and show just what the crowd would have been raving about, if that gown had actually been transparent.
WOW!
I'm glad you found LSG as WOW-worthy as I do, Robin. I always thought that if she'd given up that silly but lucrative acting gig and devoted her twin talents to modeling, she could have joined such rare company as Roberta Pedon and Janet Lupo. Instead, I'm left to dream and fantasize and drool over how splendidly she filled those 2 cups. ;)
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Post by: solvegas on February 02, 2023, 08:22:27 PM
And here's my obligatory apology pic for the one I posted above, a real one from her glory days. She didn't only test the stitching on sweaters!
Those buttons are under stress, that's for sure. ;D
Post by: Robin_K2 on February 03, 2023, 06:42:47 PM
Post by: jimmarg on February 05, 2023, 10:17:11 AM
That pleated tuxedo shirt is losing its pleats!
And here's my obligatory apology pic for the one I posted above, a real one from her glory days. She didn't only test the stitching on sweaters!
Those buttons are under stress, that's for sure. ;D
I think her smile is a killer, too. It's a little bit smug and a little bit like, "Snap all the photos you want, just don't pretend you want them because of my pretty face."
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Post by: solvegas on February 19, 2023, 09:23:36 PM
Elliott was no fool! ;D
That's funny. ;D
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Post by: cocky25 on March 16, 2023, 11:16:22 PM
Laura's exercise routine - 20 Double-D lifts every morning kept her in great shape. :) CLICK (It's an oldie, but worth watching again.)
Awesome gif.
How sexy is that half embarrassed pout and look down to her globes like she's doing a head count:
1, 2 present and accounted for.
Also love the black top against the clear wall, makes the bumps stand out so nicely!
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Post by: TheZookie007 on March 23, 2023, 11:44:12 PM
Elliott was no fool! ;D:D
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Post by: jimmarg on March 24, 2023, 10:49:55 PM
By the way, does any one know what cable channels do reruns of Just Shoot Me?
It used to air on Comedy Central, can still be streamed on Hulu, and recently started running in good old prime time, Monday through Friday nights, for antenna-TV throwbacks, on Rewind TV. And some of us have the whole series on the DVD box set. One good thing about DVD reissues are the commentary tracks, but for JSM, they only have comments accompanying season one, before Laura's twins became featured performers. I would love to hear David Spade's & Laura's remarks about episodes like "Maya's Nude Photos," or any of the scenes where LSG's whoppers played a prominent role. If there's ever an updated reissue, I'd be glad to provide my own expert comments and analysis, entirely free of charge. :)
Post by: jimmarg on March 28, 2023, 10:17:41 AM
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 30, 2023, 12:14:08 PM
She looked soooo good in a ribbed sweater! (Just Shoot Me! complaint #74 - Laura wore 3 tops (the others much less form-fitting) in this episode - "Mum's the Word" - but wore this in the shortest, less than 3 minute scene, and was usually obscured when she was standing. Why?! >:()Oh for a director's cut of all the episodes she ever appeared in :D
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 30, 2023, 12:15:00 PM
Thanks!By the way, does any one know what cable channels do reruns of Just Shoot Me?
It used to air on Comedy Central, can still be streamed on Hulu, and recently started running in good old prime time, Monday through Friday nights, for antenna-TV throwbacks, on Rewind TV. And some of us have the whole series on the DVD box set. One good thing about DVD reissues are the commentary tracks, but for JSM, they only have comments accompanying season one, before Laura's twins became featured performers. I would love to hear David Spade's & Laura's remarks about episodes like "Maya's Nude Photos," or any of the scenes where LSG's whoppers played a prominent role. If there's ever an updated reissue, I'd be glad to provide my own expert comments and analysis, entirely free of charge. :)
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Post by: Robin_K2 on April 10, 2023, 05:53:03 AM
A couple more views from the same event, when she was at her uddermost. They might have even been taken by that eager photographer seen above, when he finally persuaded LSG to "swing 'em this way!"
Not a fan of the way she's being grabbed. Classy not.
Post by: TheZookie007 on April 11, 2023, 08:26:36 PM
True, but we don't have the full context.A couple more views from the same event, when she was at her uddermost. They might have even been taken by that eager photographer seen above, when he finally persuaded LSG to "swing 'em this way!"
Not a fan of the way she's being grabbed. Classy not.
Post by: jimmarg on April 13, 2023, 10:24:12 AM
True, but we don't have the full context.A couple more views from the same event, when she was at her uddermost. They might have even been taken by that eager photographer seen above, when he finally persuaded LSG to "swing 'em this way!"
Not a fan of the way she's being grabbed. Classy not.
Yeah, it seems like the same guy was always trying to pull LSG away from the photographers. I bet he got jealous after he heard one of them say, "Wow! That's a really attractive couple!" and realized they were just referring to Laura. ;D
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Post by: Robin_K2 on April 29, 2023, 07:19:09 AM
Laura filled all her cups with as much as they could hold. ;D
Leave room for milk!
Post by: jimmarg on April 29, 2023, 02:04:18 PM
Laura filled all her cups with as much as they could hold. ;D
Leave room for milk!
;D ;) ;D
Post by: TheZookie007 on April 29, 2023, 06:20:04 PM
Haha! Good one, Robin!Laura filled all her cups with as much as they could hold. ;D
Leave room for milk!
Post by: jimmarg on May 02, 2023, 10:46:03 PM
Haha! Good one, Robin!Laura filled all her cups with as much as they could hold. ;D
Leave room for milk!
Keeping things in the dairy department...
Elliott didn't usually take milk in his coffee, but for some strange reason after Maya filled his cup this old ad slogan popped into his head.
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Post by: MaxBigfoot on May 17, 2023, 06:06:11 PM
Yowza! Maya takes Nina's advice and really tries to get in this guy's face. You gotta CLICK and save so you can view it full-screen. ;) (Don't know why it's taken me so long to capture and post this classic scene!)
It's so sad she does so much of the show with the hunched shoulder look. She turns the temperature up 100 degrees when she sticks her chest out! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on May 21, 2023, 04:38:56 PM
Yowza! Maya takes Nina's advice and really tries to get in this guy's face. You gotta CLICK and save so you can view it full-screen. ;) (Don't know why it's taken me so long to capture and post this classic scene!)
It's so sad she does so much of the show with the hunched shoulder look. She turns the temperature up 100 degrees when she sticks her chest out! ;D
I agree, Max, and that might have been exactly what the writers were trying to change with this season 2 episode, where Nina urges Maya to stand up straight with her shoulders back, then says, "Good God, Maya, can you even see the color of your shoes?" Later (in the above gif) Maya agrees to project her assets at this reluctant lucky dude. Even though LSG was no dummy and wore tops that pleased photographers at some public events, I don't think she was ever real comfortable with her mid-life elevation into a big-boob queen, which might account for her slouchy posture.
Post by: jimmarg on May 27, 2023, 10:51:04 AM
First time I saw her when she played second fiddle to Tom Selleck in "Quigley Down Under" and first thing I noticed was her pretty face but then my eyes looked down and I noticed her HUGE breasts by Hollywood standards. I immediately fell in lust for her. ;) ;D
This one's for solvegas and other fans of "Quigley Down Under," which I noticed is airing tonight on Grit TV, the westerns station. I like the way Laura keeps her arms back; it looks like she's steering those puppies around. CLICK
Post by: solvegas on May 27, 2023, 10:10:52 PM
First time I saw her when she played second fiddle to Tom Selleck in "Quigley Down Under" and first thing I noticed was her pretty face but then my eyes looked down and I noticed her HUGE breasts by Hollywood standards. I immediately fell in lust for her. ;) ;D
This one's for solvegas and other fans of "Quigley Down Under," which I noticed is airing tonight on Grit TV, the westerns station. I like the way Laura keeps her arms back; it looks like she's steering those puppies around. CLICK
Thanks for the gif. It is highly appreciated. :)
Post by: TheZookie007 on May 28, 2023, 12:37:18 AM
Yowza! Maya takes Nina's advice and really tries to get in this guy's face. You gotta CLICK and save so you can view it full-screen. ;) (Don't know why it's taken me so long to capture and post this classic scene!)Jeeeeez!
Post by: TheZookie007 on May 28, 2023, 12:39:42 AM
I've never seen Quigley Down Under - I might have to do it now!!First time I saw her when she played second fiddle to Tom Selleck in "Quigley Down Under" and first thing I noticed was her pretty face but then my eyes looked down and I noticed her HUGE breasts by Hollywood standards. I immediately fell in lust for her. ;) ;D
This one's for solvegas and other fans of "Quigley Down Under," which I noticed is airing tonight on Grit TV, the westerns station. I like the way Laura keeps her arms back; it looks like she's steering those puppies around. CLICK
Post by: solvegas on May 28, 2023, 05:51:38 AM
I've never seen Quigley Down Under - I might have to do it now!!First time I saw her when she played second fiddle to Tom Selleck in "Quigley Down Under" and first thing I noticed was her pretty face but then my eyes looked down and I noticed her HUGE breasts by Hollywood standards. I immediately fell in lust for her. ;) ;D
This one's for solvegas and other fans of "Quigley Down Under," which I noticed is airing tonight on Grit TV, the westerns station. I like the way Laura keeps her arms back; it looks like she's steering those puppies around. CLICK
The movie came out in 1990 and it was a fun little romp set in Australia where a Wyoming cowboy is hired by an Australian land baron to help eliminate bothersome, to him, Aboriginal people and Quigley strongly objects and turns against him. Laura San Giacomo's character is a woman from Texas forced by her husband to take the boat to Australia because she failed to help protect her ch1ld during an Indian raid which gets her ch1ld killed and the husband in a fit of anger, forces her out. They both meet in Australia and they turn against the land baron. :)
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Post by: cocky25 on June 11, 2023, 11:27:47 PM
Real Laura meets AI Laura - It could have been a Clash of the Titans! ;D
Very nice jimmarg. 8/10
For top marks can you work in a visible goddess bra outline underneath the white shirt?
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Post by: cocky25 on June 23, 2023, 10:51:31 PM
Nina thought it was time she got in on a little bondage fun.
Wow.
Def can't see her shoes now! 8)
Post by: jimmarg on June 27, 2023, 07:39:13 AM
Nina thought it was time she got in on a little bondage fun.
Wow.
Def can't see her shoes now! 8)
;D ;D
The thing about Laura (and I do mean the actual, in-her-prime LSG) is that one second she could see her shoes, and one second and one deep breath later, she couldn't! You must CLICK.
Post by: Robin_K2 on June 29, 2023, 04:26:59 PM
The thing about Laura (and I do mean the actual, in-her-prime LSG) is that one second she could see her shoes, and one second and one deep breath later, she couldn't! You must CLICK.
You're all missing the point. I will look at her shoes for her!
Post by: jimmarg on July 01, 2023, 07:23:01 AM
The thing about Laura (and I do mean the actual, in-her-prime LSG) is that one second she could see her shoes, and one second and one deep breath later, she couldn't! You must CLICK.
You're all missing the point. I will look at her shoes for her!
;D That should have been my job: Laura's foot servant. Mmmmm... I would've loved looking up from down below. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on July 03, 2023, 04:24:38 PM
Post by: solvegas on July 04, 2023, 12:06:55 AM
Happy July 4th & Hooray for the Red, White & Blue! She still sets my fireworks off, although a real patriot would have given the twins real freedom. :D
Definitely a good reason to wave Old Glory. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on July 04, 2023, 07:18:27 AM
Happy July 4th & Hooray for the Red, White & Blue! She still sets my fireworks off, although a real patriot would have given the twins real freedom. :D
Oh, say can you see?
Post by: jimmarg on July 07, 2023, 09:11:37 AM
Oh, say can you see?
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Oh, I can see all right, I just (for instance) would've liked to have seen her raise her fists about 6 inches and put a real squeeze on those puppies. But the expression on her face says she knew what we wanted and we were never gonna get it. Sigh. :(
Post by: jimmarg on July 23, 2023, 04:09:44 PM
Post by: solvegas on July 23, 2023, 09:57:20 PM
The Giacomo Jiggle! The cast and crew at Just Shoot Me! learned that the best way to put a little shimmy in that sweater-meat was to say something that made Laura mad. :) CLICK
This action alone should have given her an Emmy. ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on July 24, 2023, 10:31:52 PM
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I can imagine the announcement: "We have two Emmy awards for Best Performance Inside of a Sweater! The winners are... (drum roll) Laura San Giacomo!" :D
Post by: jimmarg on August 01, 2023, 10:21:31 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on August 03, 2023, 08:07:27 AM
Everyone was always looking down on Laura, but I don't think they meant it in a bad way. They just enjoyed the view. :)
Good one!
Er, I mean good two!
Post by: jimmarg on August 03, 2023, 10:24:44 PM
Everyone was always looking down on Laura, but I don't think they meant it in a bad way. They just enjoyed the view. :)
Good one!
Er, I mean good two!
;D In an interview in Maxim in 2000, David Spade was asked about Laura's breasts and he said, "I'm a big fan and she knows it. When I met her I was, like, 'Aren't you gonna introduce me?' " (He might have asked them out on a double-date. ;))
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(Yes, I've cheated by merging 2 different JSM! scenes, but in the original Maya/LSG's back is turned aside and we don't get a good look at the objects of Donny's scrutiny.)
Post by: jimmarg on September 10, 2023, 10:09:35 AM
BTW - The answer to the above question was "B." Should've been "DD." :)
Post by: jimmarg on September 14, 2023, 09:08:07 PM
Post by: solvegas on September 14, 2023, 10:05:53 PM
Her name would have been MAIA. ;)
That's really good. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on September 17, 2023, 10:33:27 AM
Her name would have been MAIA. ;)
That's really good. ;D
Just to clarify - since I don't mean to take credit for someone else's work - the majority of the above image was swiped from the AI thread, onto which I pasted Laura's lovely face. Sorry I didn't credit the originator but I've lost the name.
I will take credit for "MAIA." :D
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Post by: jimmarg on September 28, 2023, 09:41:14 PM
All I can say is that I fell in lust with her back in 1990 when she was in the movie "Quigley down under" starring Tom Selleck. :)
I didn't see "Quigley..." until many years after it was released, but I did see LSG in "Sex Lies and Videotape," and "Pretty Woman," around the same time, and have to confess that she didn't make much of an impression on me, other than as a fairly cute brunette. As I've said before, it wasn't until I was channel surfing one fateful night and saw her bouncing across the old boob tube that my lust engine was lit. As you can see in these promo photos, there was a shift from her great pair of legs to an even greater pair, and my fascination has never waned.
Post by: solvegas on September 28, 2023, 10:03:36 PM
All I can say is that I fell in lust with her back in 1990 when she was in the movie "Quigley down under" starring Tom Selleck. :)
I didn't see "Quigley..." until many years after it was released, but I did see LSG in "Sex Lies and Videotape," and "Pretty Woman," around the same time, and have to confess that she didn't make much of an impression on me, other than as a fairly cute brunette. As I've said before, it wasn't until I was channel surfing one fateful night and saw her bouncing across the old boob tube that my lust engine was lit. As you can see in these promo photos, there was a shift from her great pair of legs to an even greater pair, and my fascination has never waned.
When I first saw her in Quigley, it was the fact that she is busty, especially by Hollywood standards, and I was immediately smitten with lust of her. :)
Post by: jimmarg on September 30, 2023, 01:24:37 PM
All I can say is that I fell in lust with her back in 1990 when she was in the movie "Quigley down under" starring Tom Selleck. :)
I didn't see "Quigley..." until many years after it was released, but I did see LSG in "Sex Lies and Videotape," and "Pretty Woman," around the same time, and have to confess that she didn't make much of an impression on me, other than as a fairly cute brunette. As I've said before, it wasn't until I was channel surfing one fateful night and saw her bouncing across the old boob tube that my lust engine was lit. As you can see in these promo photos, there was a shift from her great pair of legs to an even greater pair, and my fascination has never waned.
When I first saw her in Quigley, it was the fact that she is busty, especially by Hollywood standards, and I was immediately smitten with lust of her. :)
I concede that your eye (your boob-o-meter) is sharper than mine. :) But I think if I'd been lucky enough to have seen "Quigley" when it was first released I would have signed up for LSG's fan club a lot sooner. It was definitely her bustiest appearance before the Just Shoot Me era.
Post by: solvegas on October 03, 2023, 05:33:54 AM
Post by: jimmarg on October 05, 2023, 09:59:51 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on October 07, 2023, 09:45:32 AM
Post by: jimmarg on October 08, 2023, 10:24:19 AM
tribute :)
;D ;D ;D Nice! I just want to be the "M" in that graphic. (It stands for "ME.")
Post by: jimmarg on October 12, 2023, 11:22:39 PM
Post by: jimmarg on October 15, 2023, 10:01:21 AM
Rare early LSG publicity piece. ;) (Okay, maybe not. But if I had been Laura's press agent, this would have been on the desk of every producer in Hollywood.)
Just bumping because I meant to give a tip-of-the-hat to Robin_K2 for getting me to think about a couple of letters in "GiacOmO" in a way I hadn't thought of before. :)
Post by: funkyboobster on October 16, 2023, 10:24:36 PM
Post by: jimmarg on October 18, 2023, 09:31:56 AM
San-Jugg-A-Mo!
:) I've always liked "Laura San GIANT-COMBO," personally.
Post by: jimmarg on October 23, 2023, 11:14:47 PM
Post by: solvegas on October 23, 2023, 11:16:28 PM
Bouncy in Black. CLICK (Yeah, it's frustrating because black doesn't show the depths of her contour, but with her hands at her waist that way, you just know there's some serious movement going on.)
Great gif. :)
Post by: Dan on October 24, 2023, 10:06:29 PM
Bouncy in Black. CLICK (Yeah, it's frustrating because black doesn't show the depths of her contour, but with her hands at her waist that way, you just know there's some serious movement going on.)
Great gif. She looks huge here…what episode was this by chance?
Post by: jimmarg on October 25, 2023, 09:36:04 PM
Bouncy in Black. CLICK (Yeah, it's frustrating because black doesn't show the depths of her contour, but with her hands at her waist that way, you just know there's some serious movement going on.)
Great gif. She looks huge here…what episode was this by chance?
It's from the classic episode from season 4, An Axe to Grind, the one where Kevin "Hercules" Sorbo guest-stars. Laura wears this black top early on, later is seen in an equally jug-hugging olive sweater, and there are some great pics and gifs of her in that outfit scattered earlier on this thread. I've said before that this episode was the gateway drug to my LSG addiction, and when they tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no." ;)
Post by: jimmarg on November 02, 2023, 10:29:14 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 02, 2023, 10:32:38 PM
Wobbly in White. CLICK Yeah, it's nice, but you'd think a smart director would have said, "That was great, Laura, but let's do one more take, this time without the coat." ;)
Nice gif. Thanks for posting it. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 06, 2023, 10:41:33 AM
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Post by: Robin_K2 on November 28, 2023, 08:49:23 AM
CLICK - Simple gif with very little action. But sometimes we should sit back and enjoy the simple joys, like watching the gap by her right shoulder where the dress strap strains to hold back all that boobage, and the slight bulge of flesh that bubbles up each time she inhales, and the rocking motion of those mounds of mammary meat... :D Just watching Laura breathe.
Wise words, sir!
(And even better photo ;) )
Post by: jimmarg on December 03, 2023, 11:42:07 AM
Here's a still pic from the same episode. Notice that in both shots LSG is gripping a countertop, either behind or in front of her, almost as if she's afraid of toppling over. I wonder what could cause problems with her balance?? ;D
Post by: jimmarg on December 10, 2023, 09:37:52 PM
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Post by: Robin_K2 on December 21, 2023, 10:38:23 AM
Post by: jimmarg on December 27, 2023, 01:38:20 PM
She could as easily be in the projection thread! :D
Speaking of projectiles... I've juxtaposed (jugs-taposed?) a couple of pics from 2 Just Shoot Me! episodes. The left shot is off the cover of the magazine, BLUSH, which they would focus in on between scenes; the other pic is Maya's reaction to that ridiculous headline. They're both actual JSM! moments, just merged together for the first time. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on January 01, 2024, 10:53:50 AM
Post by: solvegas on January 01, 2024, 06:32:11 PM
LSG's new year exercise routine: 20 Double-D lifts every morning. ;D CLICK
Obviously, that is what keeps her in such nice shape. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 04, 2024, 10:09:53 PM
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Post by: solvegas on January 09, 2024, 09:15:41 PM
Everyone who worked with Laura hoped to make it a "hands-on" experience. :)
I know all of us would like to get our hands on her. ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on January 15, 2024, 11:37:15 AM
Post by: Robin_K2 on January 15, 2024, 04:16:21 PM
CLICK It always seemed odd to me
THANK YOU for creating and sharing this! :D
Post by: cocky25 on January 15, 2024, 11:37:05 PM
CLICK It always seemed odd to me that most of the time on Just Shoot Me! when someone (usually Finch/David Spade) made a comment about the size of Maya's boobs, she'd be outfitted in a loose blouse or large coat, where first-time viewers might wonder what the fuss was about. And when she was packed into a tight sweater or any top that showed off her whopperness, then the rest of the cast acted like they didn't even notice what was bouncing around on her chest. This scene is a nice exception: Maya laughs when she learns the name of Finch's mother and he responds, "Yes, her name is Fanny, and you've got a huge rack. We're all god's children." (I added the reverse portion to prolong our viewing pleasure.) :)
Great pic, jimmarg.
Love the close fitting tops like this.
There is nowhere to hide.
The 2 Elephants in the room want out so they can parade proudly.
Love the straight long hair, too.
I would love to be on combing detail.
Dibs!
Post by: jimmarg on January 21, 2024, 09:13:29 PM
Post by: solvegas on January 21, 2024, 10:23:03 PM
I did my best to merge 2 different pics by the front desk, and of course I invented the quote. However, Finch really did say he bought that bra for Maya's birthday (at the start of the episode, "The Proposal"), but he just displayed it to Elliott and then it was never shown or mentioned again. Chekhov said that if you show a gun in act one, somebody must fire it by the end of act three. Which should also mean that if you display a bra in the first scene, we ought to watch a certain someone try it on by the final scene. NBC didn't understand the rules of drama. ;D
Good job jimmarg. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 24, 2024, 10:23:09 AM
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Post by: TheZookie007 on February 12, 2024, 05:08:04 PM
I also just found out that she was on the original NCIS for six seasons (2016-2022).
I never watch that show - I prefer NCIS: New Orleans - so I had no idea she was in the franchise.
Post by: TheZookie007 on February 12, 2024, 05:08:39 PM
Watching Laura Breathe - Part 2 - I posted a short gif of LSG in a grey dress a page back, so I thought it might be useful to look at 3 screenshots (completely unaltered) from another scene, where Laura simply takes a nice, deep breath. :) P.S. She's wearing another one of those coats she would never be able to button, though I'd have loved to have seen her try.Damn.
Post by: jimmarg on February 12, 2024, 10:57:57 PM
Did anyone ever watch her in a TV show called Saving Grace? It was on for three seasons on TNT, I think.
I also just found out that she was on the original NCIS for six seasons (2016-2022).
I never watch that show - I prefer NCIS: New Orleans - so I had no idea she was in the franchise.
LSG didn't have as big a role in those shows as she did in Just Shoot Me, and I guess because they were serious dramas they didn't focus attention on Laura's twin talents. But since Saving Grace was more of a fantasy/drama, they sometimes let loose with some fun moments, like these from one episode. :)
Post by: TheZookie007 on February 12, 2024, 11:37:59 PM
Damn!Did anyone ever watch her in a TV show called Saving Grace? It was on for three seasons on TNT, I think.
I also just found out that she was on the original NCIS for six seasons (2016-2022).
I never watch that show - I prefer NCIS: New Orleans - so I had no idea she was in the franchise.
LSG didn't have as big a role in those shows as she did in Just Shoot Me, and I guess because they were serious dramas they didn't focus attention on Laura's twin talents. But since Saving Grace was more of a fantasy/drama, they sometimes let loose with some fun moments, like these from one episode. :)
Post by: jimmarg on February 18, 2024, 09:37:22 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on February 19, 2024, 06:53:25 AM
Her singing wasn't great and the songs weren't streamed or downloaded much, but for some reason the LP sold a lot of copies. ;D
Her debut album got a lot of traction though.
Post by: jimmarg on February 19, 2024, 09:28:28 PM
Her debut album got a lot of traction though.
;D Nice, Robin. I actually wondered if some of the younger guys wouldn't even know who I was stealing... um, I mean, "borrowing" from.
Post by: TheZookie007 on February 27, 2024, 12:45:23 PM
;D ;D ;DHer singing wasn't great and the songs weren't streamed or downloaded much, but for some reason the LP sold a lot of copies. ;D
Her debut album got a lot of traction though.
Post by: jimmarg on February 27, 2024, 10:59:40 PM
Post by: solvegas on February 27, 2024, 11:21:16 PM
Laura's exercise routine always attracted some volunteer coaches who wanted to be sure she really pushed herself and got the most out of her workout. CLICK
:o :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on February 28, 2024, 05:22:54 AM
Laura's exercise routine always attracted some volunteer coaches who wanted to be sure she really pushed herself and got the most out of her workout. CLICK
Lower right.
I hope she stretches first. Lifting heavy weights like that . . .
Post by: jimmarg on March 01, 2024, 10:02:49 PM
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Post by: solvegas on March 17, 2024, 11:17:33 PM
I think this is my favorite scene from Maya's blonde experiment, just seeing her legs kick up in the air while he squeezes her rack against him, the lucky bastard! :) CLICK
She is gorgeous regardless of hair color, but she looks best with her natural brown hair. My $0.02. :)
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 18, 2024, 12:16:22 AM
Laura's exercise routine always attracted some volunteer coaches who wanted to be sure she really pushed herself and got the most out of her workout. CLICKI volunteer as tribute!!
Post by: jimmarg on March 19, 2024, 10:17:52 PM
I think this is my favorite scene from Maya's blonde experiment, just seeing her legs kick up in the air while he squeezes her rack against him, the lucky bastard! :) CLICK
She is gorgeous regardless of hair color, but she looks best with her natural brown hair. My $0.02. :)
I definitely agree that Laura looks best as a brunette (natural boobs, natural hair color :) ), but I would like to have seen her meet her fair-haired twin.
Post by: solvegas on March 19, 2024, 11:22:27 PM
I think this is my favorite scene from Maya's blonde experiment, just seeing her legs kick up in the air while he squeezes her rack against him, the lucky bastard! :) CLICK
She is gorgeous regardless of hair color, but she looks best with her natural brown hair. My $0.02. :)
I definitely agree that Laura looks best as a brunette (natural boobs, natural hair color :) ), but I would like to have seen her meet her fair-haired twin.
I would love to be sandwiched between them both. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on March 23, 2024, 10:03:14 PM
I think this is my favorite scene from Maya's blonde experiment, just seeing her legs kick up in the air while he squeezes her rack against him, the lucky bastard! :) CLICK
She is gorgeous regardless of hair color, but she looks best with her natural brown hair. My $0.02. :)
I definitely agree that Laura looks best as a brunette (natural boobs, natural hair color :) ), but I would like to have seen her meet her fair-haired twin.
I would love to be sandwiched between them both. ;D
Finch knew that to make a great sandwich you need to sneak a slice of cheese in the middle of all that delicious meat. ;)
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 23, 2024, 11:59:21 PM
Thanks for posting that, Robin, but I found something very strange. When I dug up my old copy of Women's Health Today (of course I subscribe!), I noticed that my issue (on the right) had a very different kind of story about LSG. Maybe they sent special copies to targeted audiences who had certain special interests. :DTalk about retargeting! :D
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 24, 2024, 12:00:21 AM
Only because her fair-haired twin is bustier here: she wins! :)I think this is my favorite scene from Maya's blonde experiment, just seeing her legs kick up in the air while he squeezes her rack against him, the lucky bastard! :) CLICK
She is gorgeous regardless of hair color, but she looks best with her natural brown hair. My $0.02. :)
I definitely agree that Laura looks best as a brunette (natural boobs, natural hair color :) ), but I would like to have seen her meet her fair-haired twin.
Post by: jimmarg on March 24, 2024, 09:41:37 PM
Only because her fair-haired twin is bustier here: she wins! :)I think this is my favorite scene from Maya's blonde experiment, just seeing her legs kick up in the air while he squeezes her rack against him, the lucky bastard! :) CLICK
She is gorgeous regardless of hair color, but she looks best with her natural brown hair. My $0.02. :)
I definitely agree that Laura looks best as a brunette (natural boobs, natural hair color :) ), but I would like to have seen her meet her fair-haired twin.
Funny thing is that when you look at the pics or watch the start of that episode, Maya/Laura spreads her arms and grins, as if to say, "Doesn't it sort of look like my boobs have gotten bigger because I put on a blonde wig?!" At least that's what I imagine she's saying when I mute the sound. :D
Post by: jimmarg on March 27, 2024, 11:01:56 PM
Post by: solvegas on March 29, 2024, 10:08:03 AM
Post by: jimmarg on March 29, 2024, 10:05:50 PM
Per salem, Laura is #41 of the top 100 replies thread. jimmarg, you should be proud of your effort on this thread. :)
Thanks, solvegas. I am pleased to learn of Laura's ranking. I never expected to be the principal contributor to her thread, because back in early BEA days I was only one of quite a few. And it isn't like I think of her as head and shoulders (and boobs) above all the other top-heavy honeys on the BEA. I guess it's just that most of the others I adore (such as Anveshi Jain - OMG!) have plenty of followers, and I want to make sure that Laura - who had my tongue hanging out while watching 30 minutes of network TV for 7 seasons like it never had before - will not be forgotten. I feel I sort of owe her.
Oh, and I totally love a great set of naturals. On a gorgeous brunette. Who never expected to be a boob queen. :D
Post by: solvegas on March 29, 2024, 10:24:18 PM
Post by: cocky25 on March 29, 2024, 10:32:24 PM
Per salem, Laura is #41 of the top 100 replies thread. jimmarg, you should be proud of your effort on this thread. :)
Thanks, solvegas. I am pleased to learn of Laura's ranking. I never expected to be the principal contributor to her thread, because back in early BEA days I was only one of quite a few. And it isn't like I think of her as head and shoulders (and boobs) above all the other top-heavy honeys on the BEA. I guess it's just that most of the others I adore (such as Anveshi Jain - OMG!) have plenty of followers, and I want to make sure that Laura - who had my tongue hanging out while watching 30 minutes of network TV for 7 seasons like it never had before - will not be forgotten. I feel I sort of owe her.
Oh, and I totally love a great set of naturals. On a gorgeous brunette. Who never expected to be a boob queen. :D
Thanks jm.
Nothin' better than a huge set packed into a bra or as per your pic a close fitting skivvy.
Oh, Maya!
Post by: jimmarg on April 01, 2024, 10:15:03 PM
Post by: TheZookie007 on April 02, 2024, 01:30:53 AM
It's so interesting how much these two women from two different generations and from two different continents, resemble each other...and not just facially ;)Per salem, Laura is #41 of the top 100 replies thread. jimmarg, you should be proud of your effort on this thread. :)
Thanks, solvegas. I am pleased to learn of Laura's ranking. I never expected to be the principal contributor to her thread, because back in early BEA days I was only one of quite a few. And it isn't like I think of her as head and shoulders (and boobs) above all the other top-heavy honeys on the BEA. I guess it's just that most of the others I adore (such as Anveshi Jain - OMG!) have plenty of followers, and I want to make sure that Laura - who had my tongue hanging out while watching 30 minutes of network TV for 7 seasons like it never had before - will not be forgotten. I feel I sort of owe her.
Oh, and I totally love a great set of naturals. On a gorgeous brunette. Who never expected to be a boob queen. :D
Post by: jimmarg on April 03, 2024, 10:54:13 AM
It's so interesting how much these two women from two different generations and from two different continents, resemble each other...and not just facially ;)Per salem, Laura is #41 of the top 100 replies thread. jimmarg, you should be proud of your effort on this thread. :)
Thanks, solvegas. I am pleased to learn of Laura's ranking. I never expected to be the principal contributor to her thread, because back in early BEA days I was only one of quite a few. And it isn't like I think of her as head and shoulders (and boobs) above all the other top-heavy honeys on the BEA. I guess it's just that most of the others I adore (such as Anveshi Jain - OMG!) have plenty of followers, and I want to make sure that Laura - who had my tongue hanging out while watching 30 minutes of network TV for 7 seasons like it never had before - will not be forgotten. I feel I sort of owe her.
Oh, and I totally love a great set of naturals. On a gorgeous brunette. Who never expected to be a boob queen. :D
I think I posted this early on Anveshi's thread when I was struck by the resemblance. While you can't see the facial side of it here, that wasn't the part of the resemblance I was looking for. ;) (LSG didn't do many scenes in just a bra, sad to say). LOVE them both.
I mean I love both Anveshi and Laura.
And also both of their... ;D
Post by: solvegas on April 03, 2024, 09:13:35 PM
I think I posted this early on Anveshi's thread when I was struck by the resemblance. While you can't see the facial side of it here, that wasn't the part of the resemblance I was looking for. ;) (LSG didn't do many scenes in just a bra, sad to say). LOVE them both.
I mean I love both Anveshi and Laura.
And also both of their... ;D
This is a fantastic post you have put here. Thank you very much. :)
Post by: jimmarg on April 13, 2024, 10:29:43 PM
Post by: solvegas on April 13, 2024, 10:31:35 PM
Post by: jimmarg on April 15, 2024, 09:02:08 AM
^ Yes, they are real. :)
They are, indeed. And here's the rest of Finch/Spade's actual quote, and I couldn't have said it better myself. :) Part 2 - CLICK
Post by: jimmarg on April 19, 2024, 02:16:06 PM
At the end of each Just Shoot Me! season everyone just had to poke their head into Laura's dressing room to say goodbye to their two favorite co-stars. :D
Post by: jimmarg on April 26, 2024, 07:48:37 AM
Post by: solvegas on April 26, 2024, 09:04:14 AM
The Leaning Tower(s) of Laura - An Italian Classic. :)
Well, remember, she is an American also. ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on April 26, 2024, 09:38:50 PM
The Leaning Tower(s) of Laura - An Italian Classic. :)
Well, remember, she is an American also. ;) ;D
True. She's an Italian-American classic. Like deep-dish pizza. ;)
Post by: Robin_K2 on April 27, 2024, 06:49:12 AM
The Leaning Tower(s) of Laura - An Italian Classic. :)
Well, remember, she is an American also. ;) ;D
True. She's an Italian-American classic. Like deep-dish pizza. ;)
And like the Celeste pizza ads, and a classic Playboy mega-titter, she is:
Post by: jimmarg on May 05, 2024, 11:38:23 AM
Post by: solvegas on May 05, 2024, 09:48:40 PM
CLICK! Laura's largest bounce. It's safe to say she left her sports bra at home. Since the real-time clip from this view lasts less than 2 seconds, I slowed it down to more easily examine this classic run. You know, for scholars of running styles. ;D
This scene is greatly appreciated by me and lots of BEA members. Thank you. :)
Post by: jimmarg on May 06, 2024, 10:30:00 PM
CLICK! Laura's largest bounce. It's safe to say she left her sports bra at home. Since the real-time clip from this view lasts less than 2 seconds, I slowed it down to more easily examine this classic run. You know, for scholars of running styles. ;D
This scene is greatly appreciated by me and lots of BEA members. Thank you. :)
Thanks, solvegas. I know this clip is frustrating because it cuts off just as it starts to get real good, but I included every frame of the view from this angle. After this they cut to a useless long distance shot for the rest of the run. If the director was smart enough, after filming he could have said, "That was great, but let's do one more take, and this time, Laura, lose the coat." And they would have aired the version we see. while he'd save the other for private parties. Or maybe I just expect directors to think like me. :)
Post by: jimmarg on May 12, 2024, 10:12:11 AM
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Post by: solvegas on July 16, 2024, 06:10:07 AM
Whether it was a big bounce, a wee wobble, or just a jiggle, I loved every moment of her mammary movements. CLICK I've never been sure if Spade/Finch got in a little elbow nudge here or not, but I'm certain that he tried. ;)
Looks to me like he did, accidentally. ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on July 22, 2024, 02:12:37 PM
Post by: solvegas on July 22, 2024, 07:11:35 PM
I just noticed that David Spade hits the big Six-O today, so I thought I'd re-post Laura's old birthday gift. :) CLICK
Boy, if he actually got laid, he would be in Heaven. ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on July 23, 2024, 01:25:39 PM
I just noticed that David Spade hits the big Six-O today, so I thought I'd re-post Laura's old birthday gift. :) CLICK
Boy, if he actually got laid, he would be in Heaven. ;) ;D
??? Odd Fact: There's an episode in the final season of Just Shoot Me! whose description in the DVD set (and every time it's aired on cable or antenna TV) says something like, "Finch's dream comes true when he has a hot date with Maya." NOTHING like this happens or is even referenced or joked about in that show. The rest of the description of the other plot lines are accurate (about Nina or Jack or whatever), so it isn't a mistaken summary of a different episode. I've no idea what that's about, unless there was something in the original script that was cut, whether filmed or not, and that somehow remained in the summary. Or maybe they just did it to drive obsessive fans like me crazy, those of us who would definitely like to have seen Finch on a "date" with Maya! >:( ;D
Post by: MaxBigfoot on July 23, 2024, 07:23:11 PM
I just noticed that David Spade hits the big Six-O today, so I thought I'd re-post Laura's old birthday gift. :) CLICK
Boy, if he actually got laid, he would be in Heaven. ;) ;D
??? Odd Fact: There's an episode in the final season of Just Shoot Me! whose description in the DVD set (and every time it's aired on cable or antenna TV) says something like, "Finch's dream comes true when he has a hot date with Maya." NOTHING like this happens or is even referenced or joked about in that show. The rest of the description of the other plot lines are accurate (about Nina or Jack or whatever), so it isn't a mistaken summary of a different episode. I've no idea what that's about, unless there was something in the original script that was cut, whether filmed or not, and that somehow remained in the summary. Or maybe they just did it to drive obsessive fans like me crazy, those of us who would definitely like to have seen Finch on a "date" with Maya! >:( ;D
David Spade must get madder than hell whenever he's reminded of this.
Post by: solvegas on July 23, 2024, 10:01:25 PM
I just noticed that David Spade hits the big Six-O today, so I thought I'd re-post Laura's old birthday gift. :) CLICK
Boy, if he actually got laid, he would be in Heaven. ;) ;D
??? Odd Fact: There's an episode in the final season of Just Shoot Me! whose description in the DVD set (and every time it's aired on cable or antenna TV) says something like, "Finch's dream comes true when he has a hot date with Maya." NOTHING like this happens or is even referenced or joked about in that show. The rest of the description of the other plot lines are accurate (about Nina or Jack or whatever), so it isn't a mistaken summary of a different episode. I've no idea what that's about, unless there was something in the original script that was cut, whether filmed or not, and that somehow remained in the summary. Or maybe they just did it to drive obsessive fans like me crazy, those of us who would definitely like to have seen Finch on a "date" with Maya! >:( ;D
David Spade must get madder than hell whenever he's reminded of this.
Well, perhaps they have engaged in carnal activity but have kept it secret. ??? :o ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on July 28, 2024, 10:20:44 AM
Post by: solvegas on July 28, 2024, 09:19:38 PM
??? Another curious JSM! moment: Brooke Shields guest-starred as Nina's sister in season 5, and Finch ended up seducing her. These pics are from the very end of the show, where Shields suddenly breaks out of character, saying, "Stop! This is ridiculous. No one's going to believe this. I mean, look at me and look at him," and she hops out of bed. The camera pulls back to show the whole set and Laura comes on, as herself, and says, "I know. Spade pays the writers to write scenes like this. Last year it was with two lesbians." Shields replies, sort of sneering, "I don't really watch the show," and as she walks off, Laura follows and says, "He once had them write a dream sequence where I had to..." then it fades out. Pretty unusual for a sit-com to break the fourth-wall like that.
Brooke Shields starred in a very controversial movie in 1978 when she was 12 years old called "Pretty Baby" directed by Louis Malle in which she played a little girl that essentially lost her virginity in a New Orleans bordello when she was essentially sold off by her madam/mother to a very rich "Gentleman". A few years later in 1980 she played a role as a young girl who was shipwrecked in an island lost with a young man called "Blue Lagoon". She was/is a very beautiful woman who is 59 years old now and yet I have a hard time thinking about her in that way.
Post by: jimmarg on July 29, 2024, 01:08:27 PM
??? Another curious JSM! moment: Brooke Shields guest-starred as Nina's sister in season 5, and Finch ended up seducing her. These pics are from the very end of the show, where Shields suddenly breaks out of character, saying, "Stop! This is ridiculous. No one's going to believe this. I mean, look at me and look at him," and she hops out of bed. The camera pulls back to show the whole set and Laura comes on, as herself, and says, "I know. Spade pays the writers to write scenes like this. Last year it was with two lesbians." Shields replies, sort of sneering, "I don't really watch the show," and as she walks off, Laura follows and says, "He once had them write a dream sequence where I had to..." then it fades out. Pretty unusual for a sit-com to break the fourth-wall like that.
Brooke Shields starred in a very controversial movie in 1978 when she was 12 years old called "Pretty Baby" directed by Louis Malle in which she played a little girl that essentially lost her virginity in a New Orleans bordello when she was essentially sold off by her madam/mother to a very rich "Gentleman". A few years later in 1980 she played a role as a young girl who was shipwrecked in an island lost with a young man called "Blue Lagoon". She was/is a very beautiful woman who is 59 years old now and yet I have a hard time thinking about her in that way.
Shields was also recently elected president of Actors Equity, which shows she's well-regarded by her peers and probably tougher than her image.
Post by: jimmarg on August 05, 2024, 10:53:35 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on August 09, 2024, 04:36:49 PM
It was probably one of LSG's best bounces, but it was over in a flash
Whoa! It flashed into my mind that her boobs need ailerons! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on August 10, 2024, 08:36:16 PM
It was probably one of LSG's best bounces, but it was over in a flash
Whoa! It flashed into my mind that her boobs need ailerons! ;D
;D Interesting idea. I don't know much about aviation, but I'm not sure how that would work on blimps. ;)
Post by: jimmarg on August 16, 2024, 01:23:52 PM
Post by: solvegas on August 16, 2024, 11:17:38 PM
Here's a look at LSG in motion in the same excellent top pictured above. She seems to be talking to her boobs in this scene, so I took a guess at what she was telling them. ;D CLICK!
How about ..... "Please get bigger!" :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on August 17, 2024, 05:03:47 AM
Here's a look at LSG in motion in the same excellent top pictured above. She seems to be talking to her boobs in this scene, so I took a guess at what she was telling them. ;D CLICK!
"The BEA is getting impatient. How long is this 3-D scan going to take?"
Post by: solvegas on August 17, 2024, 05:39:03 AM
Post by: jimmarg on August 23, 2024, 01:14:10 PM
Post by: solvegas on August 23, 2024, 11:01:28 PM
I always thought LSG would have been perfect for a remake of this classic Jane Russell western. Here's one of the original movie posters next to my amended version for a remake. Jane Russell was terrific, I just think Laura would have filled out the role even better. ;)
Well, I first saw her back in the 1990 western "Quigley down under" starring Tom Selleck. :)
Post by: jimmarg on August 29, 2024, 10:35:45 PM
Post by: solvegas on August 29, 2024, 10:38:30 PM
Okay, I confess. The only reason I wanted to see LSG in a remake of "The Outlaw" was to see her in a scene like this. That scene on the left from the original film was pretty damn kinky for 1944, so I figured they'd definitely have to increase the kink-factor in a modern remake. :o ;D
Funny. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on September 03, 2024, 11:20:31 PM
Post by: solvegas on September 03, 2024, 11:25:30 PM
Whenever I post a sicko pic of LSG like the one above, I always feel the need to apologize by posting an authentic one of her in her glorious prime. Here's one I don't think I've posted in a long time. Which mainstream actress looked better stuffing a snug white sweater? NO mainstream actress looked better stuffing a snug white sweater!
Absolutely gorgeous. :)
Post by: jimmarg on September 04, 2024, 09:03:46 PM
Whenever I post a sicko pic of LSG like the one above, I always feel the need to apologize by posting an authentic one of her in her glorious prime. Here's one I don't think I've posted in a long time. Which mainstream actress looked better stuffing a snug white sweater? NO mainstream actress looked better stuffing a snug white sweater!
Absolutely gorgeous. :)
Yep. I think what I loved about LSG (besides the 2 obvious objects of attraction) is perfectly displayed in this shot, the look that's one-half a smug, "Yeah, I know I've got it going on," and one-half an innocent, "What? You want another photo of me? And again in profile?" :)
Post by: jimmarg on September 10, 2024, 08:49:47 AM
Post by: solvegas on September 10, 2024, 09:32:03 PM
From Just Shoot Me! season 7, episode titled "Finch Dives In." ;) I wonder how many re-takes David Spade insisted they do, just to make the scene perfect. Judging from Laura's face, this might be take 12. :) CLICK
Or it could be take 100. ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on September 15, 2024, 06:26:01 AM
From Just Shoot Me! season 7, episode titled "Finch Dives In." ;) I wonder how many re-takes David Spade insisted they do, just to make the scene perfect. Judging from Laura's face, this might be take 12. :) CLICK
Or it could be take 100. ;) ;D
All I ever really wanted was to be David Spade's stand-in, you know, just for the last 30 takes or so, when he started getting tired. :D
Post by: solvegas on September 15, 2024, 07:04:39 AM
Post by: jimmarg on September 23, 2024, 01:36:15 PM
Post by: solvegas on September 23, 2024, 10:59:34 PM
Here's a classic pic many of you have probably seen before, always worth another look. I've often wondered if Laura knew that the only other A-list stars at this event were A-cuppers (or B, at best) and deliberately decided to stuff her double-D's into this snug sweater. Julianna looks awed, Reese looks peeved. :)
Laura is the smallest/ shortest of the trio, but her breasts are bigger than the other two women combined. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on September 24, 2024, 03:13:50 PM
Laura is the smallest/ shortest of the trio, but her breasts are bigger than the other two women combined. :)
Reese has double-e in her name. Laura has double-e in her . . .
Post by: jimmarg on September 25, 2024, 09:06:49 PM
Laura is the smallest/ shortest of the trio, but her breasts are bigger than the other two women combined. :)
Reese has double-e in her name. Laura has double-e in her . . .
;D
Well, I was thinking of making a joke about Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, but I thought that would be a cheap shot so I decided to skip it. :D
Post by: solvegas on October 01, 2024, 05:49:34 AM
Post by: jimmarg on October 03, 2024, 09:25:19 PM
Per salem, she is #33 of the 150 views thread and the main reason is due to jimmarg. :)
Thanks, solvegas. Just keeping memories of the mammaries alive. Long ago I once even wrote an ode to LSG's twin talents, the first verse went something like:
From late in the 90's till 2003
The two biggest reasons I watched my TV
(And they turned NBC to NB-double D)
- Were Laura San Giacomo
:D
Post by: solvegas on October 03, 2024, 11:07:41 PM
Per salem, she is #33 of the 150 views thread and the main reason is due to jimmarg. :)
Thanks, solvegas. Just keeping memories of the mammaries alive.
You are welcome jimmarg and thanks for your images. :)
Post by: jimmarg on October 06, 2024, 05:50:11 PM
Post by: solvegas on October 06, 2024, 11:12:09 PM
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or King-Size Mounds. Hmm... Which would I find more satisfying..? ;)
Generally, I'm not a fan of coconut but Laura would/will get me to consume huge amounts of it. ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on October 14, 2024, 09:33:25 PM
Post by: jimmarg on October 19, 2024, 08:29:06 AM
Post by: solvegas on October 19, 2024, 08:21:29 PM
I loved LSG in tight sweaters, but there was something about these silky blouses she's occasionally wore... This is from the episode where Finch tries to hook-up Maya with the lesbian who's hot for her and they play along just to drive him crazy. Maybe LSG enjoyed the role so much that some nipple candy started to perk up? ;)
At first quick glance, I thought she was wearing some weird hat and then after another look, I realized it was a lamp. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on October 23, 2024, 09:13:21 AM
I loved LSG in tight sweaters, but there was something about these silky blouses she's occasionally wore... This is from the episode where Finch tries to hook-up Maya with the lesbian who's hot for her and they play along just to drive him crazy. Maybe LSG enjoyed the role so much that some nipple candy started to perk up? ;)
At first quick glance, I thought she was wearing some weird hat and then after another look, I realized it was a lamp. ;D
I hadn't noticed Laura's "lamp hat" before, but now that you point it out, I can't unsee it. But LSG didn't need to wear a lamp for a hat, since her boobs could glow in the dark. ;D
(Actually, several years and many pages back, I posted a larger version of the pic on the left and some BEA and LSG fan more skilled than me, played with just the color and contrast to come up with this much more revealing candid look at Laura on the town. If whoever did it is still around or anyone knows who it was, please take credit. I love that x-ray look; it gives us one of the best ideas of what LSG was toting around in her prime.)
Post by: solvegas on October 23, 2024, 08:48:13 PM
I loved LSG in tight sweaters, but there was something about these silky blouses she's occasionally wore... This is from the episode where Finch tries to hook-up Maya with the lesbian who's hot for her and they play along just to drive him crazy. Maybe LSG enjoyed the role so much that some nipple candy started to perk up? ;)
At first quick glance, I thought she was wearing some weird hat and then after another look, I realized it was a lamp. ;D
I hadn't noticed Laura's "lamp hat" before, but now that you point it out, I can't unsee it. But LSG didn't need to wear a lamp for a hat, since her boobs could glow in the dark. ;D
(Actually, several years and many pages back, I posted a larger version of the pic on the left and some BEA and LSG fan more skilled than me, played with just the color and contrast to come up with this much more revealing candid look at Laura on the town. If whoever did it is still around or anyone knows who it was, please take credit. I love that x-ray look; it gives us one of the best ideas of what LSG was toting around in her prime.)
I think it was Squid who did that to the photo I believe but I could be mistaken, I'm not totally sure. ???
Post by: jimmarg on October 24, 2024, 04:39:28 PM
Post by: solvegas on October 24, 2024, 10:37:14 PM
Just found out who did the transformation on the above pic: It was T_Man, way back in August 2015, and still much appreciated, sir! Splendidly done.
Good to know. :)
Post by: jimmarg on October 30, 2024, 11:06:50 AM
Post by: jimmarg on November 03, 2024, 12:33:37 PM
Post by: NavSquid on November 03, 2024, 04:32:45 PM
Post by: jimmarg on November 04, 2024, 02:27:08 PM
Nice picture ;D
You made a nice picture nicer. Nice work. ;)
Post by: jimmarg on November 07, 2024, 04:15:10 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 07, 2024, 11:24:08 PM
Post by: jimmarg on November 08, 2024, 05:09:53 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 09, 2024, 06:18:20 AM
Of course he had to turn her around. He sure looks like he's enjoying the photographer's attention, and he sure knows it's not because of him. ;D
I tell you, I'm old enough to remember seeing him when he was much younger than these photos you've been posting. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on November 09, 2024, 06:38:43 AM
That picture of Laura is just waiting to be adapted to that!
(Hmm, maybe I should look into this and start posting on our "classifieds" board.)
Post by: jimmarg on November 10, 2024, 09:29:11 AM
Hooters used to come out with mousepads designed to support and comfort the wrist. And eyes ;D
That picture of Laura is just waiting to be adapted to that!
(Hmm, maybe I should look into this and start posting on our "classifieds" board.)
If you can make mousepads from a pic of LSG, put me down for a pre-order of a dozen. I know they last a long time, but I think my mouse will be extra active over a shot of Laura. :D
Post by: Robin_K2 on November 10, 2024, 10:39:11 AM
Hooters used to come out with mousepads designed to support and comfort the wrist. And eyes ;D
That picture of Laura is just waiting to be adapted to that!
(Hmm, maybe I should look into this and start posting on our "classifieds" board.)
If you can make mousepads from a pic of LSG, put me down for a pre-order of a dozen. I know they last a long time, but I think my mouse will be extra active over a shot of Laura. :D
I just mocked one up on a site where you can order customized 3D ergonomic pads!
Post by: jimmarg on November 10, 2024, 05:38:47 PM
Post by: jimmarg on November 11, 2024, 06:41:01 AM
Of course he had to turn her around. He sure looks like he's enjoying the photographer's attention, and he sure knows it's not because of him. ;D
I tell you, I'm old enough to remember seeing him when he was much younger than these photos you've been posting. :)
Here's the much younger George Segal you were talking about, solvegas, in a photo with Barbra Streisand for "The Owl and the Pussycat." Can you picture LSG in that outfit Streisand has on?! I bet George thought about it in his later years. I wonder if he ever tried to talk Laura into doing a remake. ;D
Post by: solvegas on November 11, 2024, 07:00:22 AM
Of course he had to turn her around. He sure looks like he's enjoying the photographer's attention, and he sure knows it's not because of him. ;D
I tell you, I'm old enough to remember seeing him when he was much younger than these photos you've been posting. :)
Here's the much younger George Segal you were talking about, solvegas, in a photo with Barbra Streisand for "The Owl and the Pussycat." Can you picture LSG in that outfit Streisand has on?! I bet George thought about it in his later years. I wonder if he ever tried to talk Laura into doing a remake. ;D
I remember Barbara Streisand from the 1968 movie "Funny Girl" and she won the best actress Oscar in 1969 and it was a great musical movie. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 14, 2024, 09:28:23 AM
Post by: solvegas on November 14, 2024, 11:25:59 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LSG! This pic is from what I believe was The Last Hurrah for Laura's chest ornaments, the series Saving Grace. She was in her mid-40's when this was made, and while I haven't watched every minute of every show or film she was in after this, I'm pretty sure her twin talents were never featured stars again. Frustrating thing about Saving Grace was that there were plenty of nude scenes of the lead star Holly Hunter, but zero of best friend, Laura. :( But even fully-clothed she gave us plenty to gawk at! :D
Happy birthday LSG. :)
Post by: NavSquid on November 16, 2024, 05:48:58 PM
Post by: MaxBigfoot on November 16, 2024, 06:08:10 PM
;D
Very nice work, NavSquid! :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 17, 2024, 11:52:30 AM
;D
Very nice work, NavSquid! :)
Very nice indeed, and thanks, NavSquid, for making LSG look even yummier! ;D
Post by: solvegas on November 17, 2024, 08:17:11 PM
;D
Very nice work, NavSquid! :)
Very nice indeed, and thanks, NavSquid, for making LSG look even yummier! ;D
And thank you jimmarg for continually updating/posting on this thread. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 19, 2024, 10:46:27 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 19, 2024, 11:05:09 PM
During breaks in filming on Saving Grace, Laura would remind the cast and crew about her glory days back on Just Shoot Me! She probably exaggerated a little ( ;D), but David Spade did tell Maxim magazine that her rack got enough fan mail to overflow her bra cups.
This is good to know. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on November 24, 2024, 01:19:58 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 25, 2024, 05:44:23 AM
Fantasy, of course, but sometimes I like to dream about what might have been. :)
That would be a fantastic real event. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 28, 2024, 10:07:45 AM
Post by: solvegas on November 29, 2024, 09:12:33 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! This is from a Just Shoot Me Thanksgiving episode. Laura's having a little wardrobe malfunction, but you might know the answers. ;) CLICK IT!
Jimmarg, you make this thread very enjoyable. ;D
Post by: Robin_K2 on December 02, 2024, 05:08:42 AM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! This is from a Just Shoot Me Thanksgiving episode. s. ;) CLICK IT!
She has succulent white meat.
Post by: jimmarg on December 05, 2024, 09:53:42 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on December 09, 2024, 07:02:56 AM
^^ Thanks, gents! I do it mostly just to entertain myself and for the precious memories of LSG's precious mammaries, so it's great when anyone else gets a kick out of my efforts. :D
I often wish that we had the "Like" button from **24**!
Post by: solvegas on December 09, 2024, 07:11:21 AM
^^ Thanks, gents! I do it mostly just to entertain myself and for the precious memories of LSG's precious mammaries, so it's great when anyone else gets a kick out of my efforts. :D
I often wish that we had the "Like" button from **24**!
I hate the censoring thing about this forum. >:(
Post by: jimmarg on December 12, 2024, 10:48:51 PM
Post by: solvegas on December 13, 2024, 05:31:01 AM
This is another look at the JSM! scene that launched my LSG devotion. I've focused in and enlarged the portion that most got my attention, and slightly slowed it down for your viewing pleasure. CLICK and watch for a while and note the hint of cleavage at the V of her sweater and the impressive expanse of natural boobage packed beneath, and the stretchmarks across her sweater, and the way the lighting highlights her highlights.... I could go on. ;D
That's another great gif. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on December 13, 2024, 07:11:45 AM
This is another look at the
Besides the awesomeness of this, I wish you'd offer a tutorial on how you make these wonderful clips!
Post by: jimmarg on December 15, 2024, 09:47:39 AM
Besides the awesomeness of this, I wish you'd offer a tutorial on how you make these wonderful clips!
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My friends would find it hilarious that I could be a "tutor" on anything computer-related, but I'll just say that I use a site called ezgif.com, which makes it pretty EZ to adjust the size, speed, etc., of gifs. You can download video clips and gifs from anywhere to the site and toy with them there. Because I own a lot of LSG stuff, I splice out a clip on my computer and upload it and see what I can do. It's taken some trial and error, but for a computer-dummy like me, it's proved fairly simple. Glad you enjoy my efforts!
Post by: jimmarg on December 20, 2024, 02:00:51 PM
Post by: solvegas on December 20, 2024, 10:31:48 PM
A still pic from the end of the scene above. I think Laura looks unhappy because she's seen the covergirls on the copies of BLUSH beside her and realizes she'll never have the awesome body of a fashion model. How sad. Wish I'd been there to console her. ;D
Most fashion models have small breasts. She is definitely more endowed. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on December 22, 2024, 07:18:26 PM
Each of her boobs was the size of her face! She was a three-headed
Post by: solvegas on December 23, 2024, 06:42:43 AM
As an experiment.
Each of her boobs was the size of her face! She was a three-headedmonsterangel.
I wonder what Jimmarg's response to this will be. :)
Post by: jimmarg on December 29, 2024, 10:05:22 PM
As an experiment.
Each of her boobs was the size of her face! She was a three-headedmonsterangel.
Suddenly, some other people wanted their very own face-to-face measurements. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 01, 2025, 10:36:49 PM
Post by: solvegas on January 02, 2025, 06:09:12 AM
I used to think the folks at Just Shoot Me! added extra coats and button-up sweaters to Laura's wardrobe in order to disguise the size of her twin talents. But I'm pretty sure it had just the opposite effect, because it was obvious she'd never be able to fasten those undersized coats over her whoppers! Although I'd have loved to watch her try! ;) Here are 4 examples:
This is wonderful jimmarg. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 11, 2025, 10:24:40 PM
Post by: solvegas on January 11, 2025, 11:19:44 PM
BUSTY BRUNET BEAUTY AT HER BOSOMY BEST IN BASIC BLACK! CLICK.
Another fine gif provided by you jimmarg. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on January 12, 2025, 06:57:33 AM
BUSTY BRUNET BEAUTY AT HER BOSOMY BEST IN BASIC BLACK! CLICK.
I'd love to pass her in a very narrow hallway ::)
Post by: NavSquid on January 12, 2025, 12:38:46 PM
Post by: jimmarg on January 15, 2025, 09:35:39 PM
Front and side view ;D
Thanks, NavSquid, for the more colorful pics of LSG. They give a better way to gauge the goodies than black tops do. Every season Just Shoot Me! would at least once pour Laura's large gifts into a different tight black sweater, and she always looked her breast-acular utmost in each. But even in HD it was maddeningly hard to see the real depth and contour of her rack. Sort of teasing and frustrating. :-\ Like this shot from the episode, "Maya's Nude Photos." (Wish that had been real.)
Post by: solvegas on January 16, 2025, 05:09:36 AM
Front and side view ;D
Thanks, NavSquid, for the more colorful pics of LSG. They give a better way to gauge the goodies than black tops do. Every season Just Shoot Me! would at least once pour Laura's large gifts into a different tight black sweater, and she always looked her breast-acular utmost in each. But even in HD it was maddeningly hard to see the real depth and contour of her rack. Sort of teasing and frustrating. :-\ Like this shot from the episode, "Maya's Nude Photos." (Wish that had been real.)
Both of you have given us great photos and gifs about a woman that first impressed me in the movie Quigley Down Under starring Tom Selleck. That was 30 or so years ago. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 27, 2025, 09:37:15 AM
Post by: solvegas on January 28, 2025, 05:45:39 AM
I found 4 more examples of coats and sweaters Laura was never going to be able to button. :)
Very nice, thank you jimmarg. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 31, 2025, 10:24:29 PM
(I know, I know - Amateurs like me shouldn't be allowed access to the Gif Machine. But I had fun slapping this cheap thing together. ;D )
Post by: solvegas on February 01, 2025, 05:42:49 AM
I don't think LSG enjoyed being man-handled like this. ;) CLICK.
(I know, I know - Amateurs like me shouldn't be allowed access to the Gif Machine. But I had fun slapping this cheesy thing together. ;D )
I find this entertaining jimmarg. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on February 03, 2025, 10:26:54 PM
Post by: solvegas on February 03, 2025, 10:36:52 PM
Whenever I post one of my fantasies of LSG, like the one above, I feel a guilty need for a reality check and have to post something genuine. She's wearing one of my favorite tops in this pic and giving a wonderful little elbow squeeze to the goodies. Enrico Colantoni must have been a hell of an actor to not flub his lines while facing a sight like this. Or maybe he wasn't so dumb and DID flub them, making them shoot retake after retake after... :)
If you do multiple retakes, you get to see the titty squeeze more times. ;) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on February 09, 2025, 01:48:18 PM
Post by: solvegas on February 09, 2025, 09:39:07 PM
Here's one that's been posted before, but I've finally developed the "skills" to make the picture brighter and a bit sharper. It's from the film, "Nina Takes a Lover," and about the closest Laura ever came to doing a nude scene. I sure envy that lucky actor, even though LSG hadn't yet reached MILF-hood and her full buxom potential.
That is a great photo that allows us to think of her as fantastic. :)
Post by: cocky25 on February 10, 2025, 10:17:30 PM
In Australia that is.
Plays Dr Grace on NCIS.
You guys saw the Ep about 2 months ago. (we are always playing catch up on TV shows)
She plays a shrink so she sort of drifts in and out of the show. Not a regular.
She had some great banter ages ago with Mark Harmon.
He played Special Agent Leroy "Jethro" Gibbs.
She would play mind games with him to try and help him with his mental struggles.
I loved that show.
I might record it and then post a screengrab here.
I assume that would be ok?
This is a brand new Ep.
Season 22 Ep 8 "Out of Control"
So would be very recent LSG.
Post by: jimmarg on February 12, 2025, 01:03:15 PM
Post by: jimmarg on February 17, 2025, 04:55:32 PM
P.S. - This is another one of those coats LSG would never be able to button. ;D
Post by: solvegas on February 17, 2025, 11:06:42 PM
In honor of this thread hitting page 100, here's what I believe is LAURA AT HER LARGEST! She wore nearly 500 different outfits in the 7-year run of Just Shoot Me! and having examined them all (someone had to do it ;) ), I think this is the winner. The sad part is that this very short gif is the entire length of time we get a good view of her in this whopperific top; after this she's kneeling and turned aside. She wears 2 other, much less interesting outfits in this episode, and each scene is longer than this. I can't decide if the decision-makers at that show were cruel or just plain stupid. Anyway, there isn't much movement, but here they are... Laura San Giacomo! CLICK
P.S. - This is another one of those coats LSG would never be able to button. ;D
Another great post by you jimmarg. thank you very much. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on February 18, 2025, 04:24:56 PM
In honor of this thread hitting page 100
Post by: solvegas on February 18, 2025, 11:54:03 PM
In honor of this thread hitting page 100
Jimmarg has kept this thread advancing for the whole time. :)
Post by: T_Man on February 19, 2025, 05:47:19 AM
Post by: jimmarg on February 21, 2025, 03:10:33 PM
I lightened and cleaned up that other photo.
Beautiful work illuminating LSG, T_Man! The way you cleaned her up gets me feeling even dirtier. It's all good! ;D
Post by: T_Man on February 21, 2025, 03:18:47 PM
I lightened and cleaned up that other photo.
Beautiful work illuminating LSG, T_Man! The way you cleaned her up gets me feeling even dirtier. It's all good! ;D
Thanks, I thought those came out very nicely!
Post by: MaxBigfoot on February 21, 2025, 06:07:33 PM
I lightened and cleaned up that other photo.
Wonderful job of exposing Laura's assets even better. :)
Post by: solvegas on February 22, 2025, 05:36:35 AM
I lightened and cleaned up that other photo.
Wonderful job of exposing Laura's assets even better. :)
Yup, her assets do look better. :)
Post by: jimmarg on February 23, 2025, 11:00:35 PM
In honor of this thread hitting page 100
Thanks for that award, Robin. I tried to imagine what it would have been like if LSG's co-stars had tried to present her with such an honor. I think it would have looked something like this. :D
Post by: solvegas on February 24, 2025, 06:32:57 AM
In honor of this thread hitting page 100
Thanks for that award, Robin. I tried to imagine what it would have been like if LSG's co-stars had tried to present her with such an honor. I think it would have looked something like this. :D
LOL! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on March 02, 2025, 10:26:43 AM
Post by: Robin_K2 on March 02, 2025, 02:58:15 PM
She could have easily fit in with Wendy, Tabitha and Pandora back in the day.
Laura San G, FEATURE DANCER!
Post by: jimmarg on March 03, 2025, 10:15:34 PM
Whoa!
She could have easily fit in with Wendy, Tabitha and Pandora back in the day.
Laura San G, FEATURE DANCER!
:) Laura may not have quite equaled those surgically-enlarged ladies you named, but for someone with only what nature gave her, she would definitely have stacked up against the best!
And having watched the Oscars, I couldn't help thinking that Laura had the misfortune of arriving on the Hollywood scene a couple of decades too soon. Not to throw any shade on the attractive Mikey Madison, but if someone was going to often go topless and perform some very authentic lap-dances in a mainstream film, I think Laura would have wiped out the thought of anyone else playing that role. She would have owned it and we would be demanding a sequel! ;D
Post by: solvegas on March 03, 2025, 10:40:04 PM
Post by: jimmarg on March 09, 2025, 11:58:19 AM
Post by: solvegas on March 09, 2025, 11:01:37 PM
Laura's Just Shoot Me! co-stars were always giving her gifts. :)
Of course, precious women like that deserve to be gifted. :)
Post by: conte244 on March 18, 2025, 12:50:20 PM
Laura's Just Shoot Me! co-stars were always giving her gifts. :)
Post by: jimmarg on March 18, 2025, 11:19:44 PM
What episode is that middle photo from?Laura's Just Shoot Me! co-stars were always giving her gifts. :)
That red-hot pic is from a season 5 episode called "The Proposal, Part 2." In both parts 1 and 2, LSG wore some pretty great tops, and I don't think it was coincidental that those episodes were initially aired during Nielsen ratings sweeps. So, NBC wasn't totally ignorant of who were the real stars of the show. ;D CLICK
Post by: solvegas on March 18, 2025, 11:46:06 PM
What episode is that middle photo from?Laura's Just Shoot Me! co-stars were always giving her gifts. :)
That red-hot pic is from a season 5 episode called "The Proposal, Part 2." In both parts 1 and 2, LSG wore some pretty great tops, and I don't think it was coincidental that those episodes were initially aired during Nielsen ratings sweeps. So, NBC wasn't totally ignorant of who were the real stars of the show. ;D CLICK
Excellent post jimmarg. :)
Post by: jimmarg on March 21, 2025, 09:49:29 PM
Post by: solvegas on March 22, 2025, 12:38:08 AM
And here's the second part of LSG's exercise routine. (See above gif.) :D CLICK
This is a great addition. :)
Post by: jimmarg on April 01, 2025, 09:04:51 AM
Post by: solvegas on April 01, 2025, 09:07:56 AM
Just another April Fool prank that Laura fell for. :D
That body reminds me of Summer Cummings. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on April 01, 2025, 10:16:46 AM
Just another April Fool prank that Laura fell for. :D
That body reminds me of Summer Cummings. :)
In more ways than one. (I mean, more than TWO) :D
Post by: solvegas on April 01, 2025, 11:47:19 PM
Just another April Fool prank that Laura fell for. :D
That body reminds me of Summer Cummings. :)
In more ways than one. (I mean, more than TWO) :D
It is a great image done by jimmarg. :)
Post by: jimmarg on April 04, 2025, 10:06:39 AM
Just another April Fool prank that Laura fell for. :D
That body reminds me of Summer Cummings. :)
In more ways than one. (I mean, more than TWO) :D
Yes, that's Summer Cummings. Or those are Summer Cumming's. ;)
I know some people don't like it when I head-swap LSG into bondage scenes, but I'm only joking around, done in the same spirit in which Summer participated in those scenes, which she had fun with. No harm, no foul. And here's a real old post, where I swapped a couple of heads. :)
Post by: solvegas on April 05, 2025, 06:03:21 AM
Just another April Fool prank that Laura fell for. :D
That body reminds me of Summer Cummings. :)
In more ways than one. (I mean, more than TWO) :D
Yes, that's Summer Cummings. Or those are Summer Cumming's. ;)
I know some people don't like it when I head-swap LSG into bondage scenes, but I'm only joking around, done in the same spirit in which Summer participated in those scenes, which she had fun with. No harm, no foul. And here's a real old post, where I swapped a couple of heads. :)
I think what you are doing is great. :)
Post by: jimmarg on April 09, 2025, 05:33:10 PM
Post by: Robin_K2 on May 20, 2025, 06:14:17 AM
Post by: solvegas on May 20, 2025, 07:20:02 AM
Fake, but delightful ;)
Perhaps, but true. :)
Post by: conte244 on May 20, 2025, 03:10:13 PM
In honor of this thread hitting page 100, here's what I believe is LAURA AT HER LARGEST! She wore nearly 500 different outfits in the 7-year run of Just Shoot Me! and having examined them all (someone had to do it ;) ), I think this is the winner. The sad part is that this very short gif is the entire length of time we get a good view of her in this whopperific top; after this she's kneeling and turned aside. She wears 2 other, much less interesting outfits in this episode, and each scene is longer than this. I can't decide if the decision-makers at that show were cruel or just plain stupid. Anyway, there isn't much movement, but here they are... Laura San Giacomo! CLICK
P.S. - This is another one of those coats LSG would never be able to button. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on July 09, 2025, 10:45:58 PM
Post by: solvegas on July 09, 2025, 11:19:43 PM
LSG
Thanks for bumping up this thread. :)
Post by: jimmarg on July 20, 2025, 11:10:40 PM
You may have already done this before but I would LOVE to see your ranking of her top outfits!
That's not a bad idea (haven't done it before), but I'd probably have to use a point system, like for some Olympic events. Some of her best tops were on-screen for mere seconds, while others that may have been a bit less boob-emphatic gave us a lot more lustful viewing time. And then there were always those excellent snug tops obscured by annoying coats and sweaters, which would be hard to rate. Meanwhile, while I work on that, here's Laura in a sweater with a teasing keyhole peek that would surely make my list of top ten tops. (PS - Sorry for my long absence. Tried therapy, but they can't get me to kick my LSG addiction. May as well enjoy it! ;D )
Post by: solvegas on July 20, 2025, 11:22:30 PM
Post by: jimmarg on July 24, 2025, 11:17:30 PM
It isn't just her boobs that are great, but she has an overall body which is good, especially her facial beauty. :)
I couldn't agree with you more, solvegas. She is the total package, and I especially love how her package is packed. :D
Now, if anyone wished to see LSG in motion in the above sweater, CLICK IT! Proves that when she giggled, she jiggled.
Post by: solvegas on July 25, 2025, 06:39:21 AM
It isn't just her boobs that are great, but she has an overall body which is good, especially her facial beauty. :)
I couldn't agree with you more, solvegas. She is the total package, and I especially love how her package is packed. :D
Now, if anyone wished to see LSG in motion in the above sweater, CLICK IT! Proves that when she giggled, she jiggled.
Ever since I first saw her in the 1990 Western movie starring Tom Selleck Quigley Down Under, I've been in lust/love with her. :)
Post by: jimmarg on July 28, 2025, 01:17:11 PM
Fake, but delightful ;)
Here's the actual Just Shoot Me! scene, of course without any nudity. Since Finch doesn't show anything like the excitement you'd expect from seeing this supposedly transparent dress, I always wondered if David Spade actually expected to get a glimpse of Laura's excellent set. It would explain why he looks sort of blah, when he should have been grinning from ear to ear. ;)
Post by: solvegas on July 28, 2025, 10:34:15 PM
Fake, but delightful ;)
Here's the actual Just Shoot Me! scene, of course without any nudity. Since Finch doesn't show anything like the excitement you'd expect from seeing this supposedly transparent dress, I always wondered if David Spade actually expected to get a glimpse of Laura's excellent set. It would explain why he looks sort of blah, when he should have been grinning from ear to ear. ;)
Great scene. :)
Post by: jimmarg on August 04, 2025, 09:18:24 AM
Post by: solvegas on August 04, 2025, 09:47:23 PM
One more shot of LSG in one of my favorite tops, from the JSM episode, "Donnie Returns." I don't pretend to be a mind reader, but when her co-star made a gesture like this while staring at her chest, I think it's a pretty good guess. ;D
Jimmarg, that's a funny and clever thing that you did. :) ;D
Post by: jimmarg on August 09, 2025, 09:55:14 PM
Jimmarg, that's a funny and clever thing that you did. :) ;D
Thanks, solvegas. In this screencap, the only alteration I made is to blow-up the faces of a couple of the extras. It's from "The Proposal, Part 2," and the set-up is that Elliott has just proposed and for the second time has immediately fainted. Obviously, the background extras were directed to look at Elliott in surprise as he collapses, but I noticed that a couple of them couldn't help but focus their attention elsewhere. They get a very few seconds on-set with LSG's awesome twosome, so who can blame them! :)
Post by: solvegas on August 10, 2025, 12:25:14 AM
Jimmarg, that's a funny and clever thing that you did. :) ;D
Thanks, solvegas. In this screencap, the only alteration I made is to blow-up the faces of a couple of the extras. It's from "The Proposal, Part 2," and the set-up is that Elliott has just proposed and for the second time has immediately fainted. Obviously, the background extras were directed to look at Elliott in surprise as he collapses, but I noticed that a couple of them couldn't help but focus their attention elsewhere. They get a very few seconds on-set with LSG's awesome twosome, so who can blame them! :)
When I first saw this photo, my eyesight was focused on Laura and I didn't even notice Elliot on the ground. ;) ;D
Post by: NavSquid on August 10, 2025, 02:34:05 PM
Post by: jimmarg on August 11, 2025, 10:30:35 PM
Very nice!!! ;D
;D ;D ;D
One odd fact about Just Shoot Me! is that when Maya/LSG wore a splendid top like the one above, her co-workers - primarily Finch/David Spade - seldom commented on how magnificently she stuffed a sweater. But when she wore one of the many (TOO many) outfits that disguised the size of her twins, that's when Finch would be allowed to make some crack about her boobs. For instance, there's an episode where Maya enters covered in a loose jacket and says, "Guess what I have behind my back," and Finch replies, "Some kind of counter-weight to keep you from tipping over?" which gets a laugh from Nina and Elliott. But when she wore this jug-hugging, fire-engine red top, nobody was supposed to notice!! ???
Post by: solvegas on August 12, 2025, 12:33:12 AM
Very nice!!! ;D
;D ;D ;D
One odd fact about Just Shoot Me! is that when Maya/LSG wore a splendid top like the one above, her co-workers - primarily Finch/David Spade - seldom commented on how magnificently she stuffed a sweater. But when she wore one of the many (TOO many) outfits that disguised the size of her twins, that's when Finch would be allowed to make some crack about her boobs. For instance, there's an episode where Maya enters covered in a loose jacket and says, "Guess what I have behind my back," and Finch replies, "Some kind of counter-weight to keep you from tipping over?" which gets a laugh from Nina and Elliott. But when she wore this jug-hugging, fire-engine red top, nobody was supposed to notice!! ???
I guess the script writers didn't want to get in trouble. :P
Post by: jimmarg on August 17, 2025, 09:49:42 PM
Post by: solvegas on August 18, 2025, 07:07:53 AM
David Spade points out his two favorite co-stars. :)
Well, most of us here also do that. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on August 20, 2025, 10:18:13 PM
Post by: solvegas on August 22, 2025, 06:53:39 AM
Here's a JSM! shot where Spade/Finch grabs a quick peek. It's just a split-second moment, but I think his pencil represents his excitement. :D And this is also the best glimpse of LSG's set in this episode, mostly hidden by another of those unnecessary coats. :(
That's such a cool image. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on August 25, 2025, 09:44:54 AM
Post by: solvegas on August 26, 2025, 07:05:12 AM
Here's another shot of LSG at Spade's Hollywood Walk of Fame event, where another of her JSM! co-stars eyes the goods. I just imagined what their conversation was like. :D
That's funny. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on September 01, 2025, 09:30:25 AM
Post by: solvegas on September 01, 2025, 10:42:05 PM
Post by: jimmarg on September 03, 2025, 01:59:55 PM
Post by: solvegas on September 04, 2025, 07:11:38 AM
Same event, side view. Love her expression here; she knows she's got it goin' on, and the photographers were eatin' them up. ;)
She is so lovely. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on September 06, 2025, 12:02:03 PM
Same event, side view. Love her expression here; she knows she's got it goin' on, and the photographers were eatin' them up. ;)
That defines smirk!
Post by: jimmarg on September 07, 2025, 10:26:45 PM
Post by: solvegas on September 08, 2025, 12:54:19 AM
Here's another wicked look from LSG, not quite as smirky, but still looking pretty smug about what she's got that drove the photographers wild.
She is so naturally amazing/beautiful. :)
Post by: jimmarg on September 15, 2025, 09:57:47 PM
I'll be posting my personal Top Ten Tops, starting with #10, from season 2, from an episode titled, "Sweet Charity." Attention was just starting to be paid to LSG's frontal gifts, thanks to fan mail reaching NBC. This snug, ribbed sweater was probably the first to give a serious glimpse of what she had going on up-top. A gif will follow.
#10
Post by: solvegas on September 15, 2025, 10:10:33 PM
Post by: jimmarg on September 20, 2025, 11:08:16 PM
Post by: solvegas on September 21, 2025, 07:17:25 AM
A gif from the above episode, where LSG wears #10 of my Top Ten Tops. Here's the actual set-up: Maya has had a terrible day at work and Finch comes into her office to offer some sympathy and support. (See bottom left photo above.) When the hug goes on a little too long, Maya asks, "Why did you really come in here?" and Finch replies... CLICK AND SEE
This is a hilarious gif. ;D
Post by: NavSquid on September 21, 2025, 05:59:22 PM
Post by: jimmarg on September 23, 2025, 11:23:00 AM
Her dress needed a little trimming. ;D
Yummy! ;D You always manage to improve on perfection, NavSquid.
Post by: solvegas on September 23, 2025, 09:57:45 PM
Her dress needed a little trimming. ;D
Yummy! ;D You always manage to improve on perfection, NavSquid.
Yup, he does tend to improve images. :)
Post by: jimmarg on September 25, 2025, 09:38:47 PM
A gif from the above episode, where LSG wears #10 of my Top Ten Tops. Here's the actual set-up: Maya has had a terrible day at work and Finch comes into her office to offer some sympathy and support. (See bottom left photo above.) When the hug goes on a little too long, Maya asks, "Why did you really come in here?" and Finch replies... CLICK AND SEE
This is a hilarious gif. ;D
Before I post my next choice of LSG's Top Ten Tops, I wanted to add one more comment about this gif: It's too bad I couldn't include the actual audio from the scene, because Spade/Finch says, "...in this sweater," in a slow, perfectly lust-filled drawl that's really funny. But anyone who's familiar with Spade's voice can probably imagine how it plays. :D CLICK it if you haven't already.
Post by: solvegas on September 25, 2025, 11:49:13 PM
Post by: solvegas on September 28, 2025, 06:23:40 AM
Post by: jimmarg on September 28, 2025, 02:13:51 PM
Per salem, she is #36 of the top 100 replies thread. :)
I'm very happy to learn that LSG has actually moved up several spots since last year's rankings. :D And in an odd coincidence, the pic that Salem posted (which solvegas reproduced here) shows her wearing what I've just rated #9 of her Top Ten Tops. I've almost finished putting together some shots from that episode and will post in a day or two. But for now, here's a similar pic, but a little brighter and with her arms back a little further, enough to make a delectable difference IMO. Love that gap above her right boob, and that slight bulge of tit-meat squeezing up. ;D
Post by: NavSquid on September 28, 2025, 06:45:58 PM
Post by: solvegas on September 29, 2025, 12:04:45 AM
Thanks jimmarg and solvegas. Much appreciated! ;D
You are welcomed. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on September 29, 2025, 06:59:00 AM
Post by: solvegas on September 29, 2025, 07:37:42 AM
I've always adored this kind of gap between bra strap and boob. We need to come up with a name for it. Thinking of the "bikini bridge," where bikini bottoms bridge a gap between hipbones and pubic mound, I suggest "strap bridge." (I was going to say "bra bridge," but that already refers to the section between cups.)
OK, another useful addition. :)
Post by: jimmarg on September 29, 2025, 10:10:49 PM
I've always adored this kind of gap between bra strap and boob. We need to come up with a name for it. Thinking of the "bikini bridge," where bikini bottoms bridge a gap between hipbones and pubic mound, I suggest "strap bridge." (I was going to say "bra bridge," but that already refers to the section between cups.)
OK, another useful addition. :)
Here's one definition I found in my old Webster's:
strap-gap n: the empty space between the strap of a bra, bikini top, gown or other upper garment and a woman's breast, particularly common among large-breasted women where an over-sized mammary strains against the fabric to the extent that the strap is tugged well away from the body, exhibiting a wide enough gap that it brings attention to the weight and breadth of the huge breasts which appear to be struggling against the restraints. ;)
Post by: solvegas on September 29, 2025, 10:30:52 PM
I've always adored this kind of gap between bra strap and boob. We need to come up with a name for it. Thinking of the "bikini bridge," where bikini bottoms bridge a gap between hipbones and pubic mound, I suggest "strap bridge." (I was going to say "bra bridge," but that already refers to the section between cups.)
OK, another useful addition. :)
Here's one definition I found in my old Webster's:
strap-gap n: the empty space between the strap of a bra, bikini top, gown or other upper garment and a woman's breast, particularly common among large-breasted women where an over-sized mammary strains against the fabric to the extent that the strap is tugged well away from the body, exhibiting a wide enough gap that it brings attention to the weight and breadth of the huge breasts which appear to be struggling against the restraints. ;)
Thanks for the information. :)
Post by: solvegas on October 02, 2025, 08:33:09 AM
Post by: jimmarg on October 05, 2025, 10:36:22 PM
Per salem, she is #34 of the top 150 views. :)
Very pleased to know that LSG is holding her own (well, not literally. ;D If only, right?) in Salem's rankings.
Here's my choice for #9 in my countdown of her Top Ten Tops from Just Shoot Me!, this one from season 3, episode called "The Withholder." While I usually preferred her in snug sweaters, there was something about this unusual dress that seemed to emphasize her top-heavy build. It didn't show a lot of cleavage, but as you can see, it looked like Laura had to struggle to keep her balance in each scene, which was fun to watch. She only wore it for the first third of the episode, then shifted to less interesting outfits. #9
Post by: solvegas on October 06, 2025, 01:23:23 AM
Per salem, she is #34 of the top 150 views. :)
Very pleased to know that LSG is holding her own (well, not literally. ;D If only, right?) in Salem's rankings.
Here's my choice for #9 in my countdown of her Top Ten Tops from Just Shoot Me!, this one from season 3, episode called "The Withholder." While I usually preferred her in snug sweaters, there was something about this unusual dress that seemed to emphasize her top-heavy build. It didn't show a lot of cleavage, but as you can see, it looked like Laura had to struggle to keep her balance in each scene, which was fun to watch. She only wore it for the first third of the episode, then shifted to less interesting outfits. #9
That is great to see jimmarg. :)
Post by: jimmarg on October 08, 2025, 05:58:26 PM
CLICK!
Post by: solvegas on October 08, 2025, 10:28:48 PM
Here's the gif to accompany my choice for #9 of LSG's Top Ten Tops from JSM! Not a lot of action, but sometimes it's good to appreciate the simple things, like watching Laura breathe. :D
CLICK!
What a fun gif. :D
Post by: jimmarg on October 15, 2025, 10:31:56 AM
Post by: solvegas on October 15, 2025, 10:21:24 PM
#8 is kind of a cheat. In choosing LSG's TOP TEN TOPS on JSM! I intended to pick 10 individual tops (and I will continue to do so), but while my favorites are mostly jug-hugging sweaters, I had to acknowledge the looser tops, which in their own way, focused attention on Laura's twin talents. And since I couldn't settle on just one, I've picked 4 of the finest, where the drape of the fabric suddenly balloons out to highlight LSG's natural wonders, bobbling beautifully beneath. Here's #8
Fact is, due to her facial and body beauty, even if her boobs weren't big at all, she is still special. :)
Post by: jimmarg on October 20, 2025, 11:23:34 AM
Post by: solvegas on October 20, 2025, 10:00:50 PM
I can't believe I posted #8 without my usual hilarious ( :D ;)) commentary. Anyway, for the sake of uniformity, here it is again with comments. Also, for the curious, the episodes for each pic, clockwise from the top right, are from Nina See Red, Part 2, Steamed, How the Finch Stole Christmas, and (top left), 2 Girls for Every Boy, all from JSM! season 3. Gif to follow.
Thanks for the information you posted. Knowing about the episodes is very good. :)
Post by: jimmarg on October 21, 2025, 10:13:53 PM
Not a lot of action in this gif, just LSG swinging them up. CLICK
Post by: solvegas on October 21, 2025, 11:03:15 PM
Here's the gif to accompany #8. Different oversized sweater, but from the same season 3 episode as the pic in the lower right above. There are some pretty funny scenes in this episode, too. In the gif, Maya is working on a crossword puzzle and Finch says he's pretty good at them. Maya asks, What's a 6-letter word for... or 7-letter word for...etc., and he keeps saying, "No idea." Then Elliott says, "8-letter word for breasts," and Finch immediately answers, "Bazongas, balloons, knockers, hooters, honkers, high-beams..." And later in the show, when Maya asks Jack why he wants her to negotiate for office space with a certain guy, Jack hesitates to tell her and carefully says, "Well, because you've got that certain, you know..." and Finch jumps in, "Big hooters!"
Not a lot of action in this gif, just LSG swinging them up. CLICK
This is a fine/funny/entertaining post jimmarg. :)
Post by: NavSquid on October 25, 2025, 02:48:05 PM
Post by: solvegas on October 25, 2025, 09:47:22 PM
A head-swap posted by ShallowHal68 on March 27, 2007, Reply #13 in "Celebr¡ty Fakes and Morphs". I adjusted the color and sharpened her face. ;D
Wow, this is stupendous. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on October 26, 2025, 03:31:56 PM
A head-swap posted by ShallowHal68 on March 27, 2007, Reply #13 in "Celebr¡ty Fakes and Morphs". I adjusted the color and sharpened her face. ;D
:) Thanks for digging that up, NavSquid, and for doing your usual improvement. :)
Post by: NavSquid on October 26, 2025, 10:29:35 PM
Post by: solvegas on October 31, 2025, 08:36:41 AM
As long as we're looking at fakes, I'll take a break from my rundown of LSG's TOP TEN TOPS and post this "all in good fun" salute to the season. It'll only be up for a day, so sickos, enjoy it while you can. ;D
This I find hilarious. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on November 01, 2025, 07:00:01 AM
As long as we're looking at fakes, I'll take a break from my rundown of LSG's TOP TEN TOPS and post this "all in good fun" salute to the season. It'll only be up for a day, so sickos, enjoy it while you can. ;D
This I find hilarious. ;D
As promised, by unpopular demand, I removed the Halloween fake. :) Sorry, my fellow sickos; gotta wait till next year. But I will resume the TOP TEN TOPS countdown very soon.
Post by: solvegas on November 01, 2025, 07:33:09 AM
As long as we're looking at fakes, I'll take a break from my rundown of LSG's TOP TEN TOPS and post this "all in good fun" salute to the season. It'll only be up for a day, so sickos, enjoy it while you can. ;D
This I find hilarious. ;D
As promised, by unpopular demand, I removed the Halloween fake. :) Sorry, my fellow sickos; gotta wait till next year. But I will resume the TOP TEN TOPS countdown very soon.
I'm sorry you did that. :(
Post by: jimmarg on November 04, 2025, 03:53:54 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 04, 2025, 10:12:15 PM
Post by: jimmarg on November 09, 2025, 10:25:25 AM
CLICK
Post by: Robin_K2 on November 09, 2025, 04:13:46 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 09, 2025, 10:43:04 PM
Eww. Big fan of this thread, but her throat is not her best feature. That's one weird Mickey Mouse shape on it.
I would have not noticed that feature if you hadn't mentioned it. ??? :o
Post by: jimmarg on November 11, 2025, 10:16:45 PM
Eww. Big fan of this thread, but her throat is not her best feature. That's one weird Mickey Mouse shape on it.
I would have not noticed that feature if you hadn't mentioned it. ??? :o
Whoa! And for all this time I've let LSG's awesome boobs and drop-dead gorgeous face distract me from her hideous neck! Yuck! She sure had me fooled.
;)
Post by: solvegas on November 12, 2025, 05:58:58 AM
Eww. Big fan of this thread, but her throat is not her best feature. That's one weird Mickey Mouse shape on it.
I would have not noticed that feature if you hadn't mentioned it. ??? :o
Whoa! And for all this time I've let LSG's awesome boobs and drop-dead gorgeous face distract me from her hideous neck! Yuck! She sure had me fooled.
;)
In my opinion, her neck is not awful. :P
Post by: jimmarg on November 12, 2025, 08:50:49 PM
Eww. Big fan of this thread, but her throat is not her best feature. That's one weird Mickey Mouse shape on it.
I would have not noticed that feature if you hadn't mentioned it. ??? :o
Whoa! And for all this time I've let LSG's awesome boobs and drop-dead gorgeous face distract me from her hideous neck! Yuck! She sure had me fooled.
;)
In my opinion, her neck is not awful. :P
I was just trying to be funny. I know, solvegas, that both you and Robin are fans of LSG. I guess that gif apparently does make her neck look odd, but I think it's mostly due to the lighting. Of course now that it's been mentioned, I realize that she did wear a LOT of turtleneck sweaters on JSM!, sweaters that may have covered one part of her anatomy while highlighting a couple of others! :D
Post by: solvegas on November 13, 2025, 12:31:08 AM
Eww. Big fan of this thread, but her throat is not her best feature. That's one weird Mickey Mouse shape on it.
I would have not noticed that feature if you hadn't mentioned it. ??? :o
Whoa! And for all this time I've let LSG's awesome boobs and drop-dead gorgeous face distract me from her hideous neck! Yuck! She sure had me fooled.
;)
In my opinion, her neck is not awful. :P
I was just trying to be funny. I know, solvegas, that both you and Robin are fans of LSG. I guess that gif apparently does make her neck look odd, but I think it's mostly due to the lighting. Of course now that it's been mentioned, I realize that she did wear a LOT of turtleneck sweaters on JSM!, sweaters that may have covered one part of her anatomy while highlighting a couple of others! :D
She is naturally magnificent. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 14, 2025, 10:40:24 PM
To celebrate the occasion, I've chosen 4 Just Shoot Me! pics of tops that, for various reasons, didn't quite make my top ten list, but certainly deserve Honorable Mentions. I think the top left photo of that short-sleeve brown top shows Laura at her maximum boobage. I always loved it when you could see the overflow bulge atop her right breast, where that bra cup was given more than it could handle. DDelightful. ;D
Post by: solvegas on November 15, 2025, 06:36:16 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LSG!
To celebrate the occasion, I've chosen 4 Just Shoot Me! pics of tops that, for various reasons, didn't quite make my top ten list, but certainly deserve Honorable Mentions. I think the top left photo of that short-sleeve brown top shows Laura at maximum boobage. I always loved it when you could see the overflow bulge atop her right breast, where that bra cup was given more than it could handle. DDelightful. ;D
She is simply awesome. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 19, 2025, 10:20:40 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 19, 2025, 10:43:53 PM
I can't quite let go of #7 of my TOP TEN TOPS because I just realized that another reason I love it (besides that keyhole peek of cleavage) is that unlike most of her sweaters, this one was tucked into her skirt, forming a much curvier sculpture up top. Here are a couple more looks. What a balcony!
I fully appreciate this post. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 23, 2025, 09:52:03 AM
Post by: solvegas on November 23, 2025, 10:30:45 PM
Almost 25 years ago, the issue of Playboy that Laura made them pull at the last minute. Fortunately, some rare copies still exist. :D
I truly appreciate this informative post. :)
Post by: 3deroticer on November 23, 2025, 11:35:12 PM
Post by: 3deroticer on November 23, 2025, 11:41:04 PM
I did not enhance her size in this case, I think most would want to see her closely to what she was 25 years ago.
Post by: Robin_K2 on November 24, 2025, 04:08:16 PM
Post by: solvegas on November 24, 2025, 11:47:42 PM
found this
Great collage. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 25, 2025, 05:01:30 PM
I wanted to see her booty in this render.
I did not enhance her size in this case, I think most would want to see her closely to what she was 25 years ago.
:o ;D Many thanks!! My only quibble is that I always imagined that a hirsute woman like Laura (of Italian lineage) would probably have a bushy bush and wasn't likely to shave. (I'm an old-school guy.) ;D
Post by: solvegas on November 25, 2025, 11:08:35 PM
found this
First time I ever saw her was in that Tom Selleck movie Quigley Down Under. :)
Post by: jimmarg on November 29, 2025, 09:26:32 AM
Post by: 3deroticer on November 29, 2025, 11:16:03 AM
Post by: jimmarg on November 29, 2025, 04:56:43 PM
awesome picture you uploaded, and lets see what we can do with it?
OMG! The grin on my face the instant I saw this was wider than the one on anybody who ever won the lottery! A billion thanks! ;D
Post by: MaxBigfoot on November 29, 2025, 05:15:06 PM
Post by: NavSquid on November 29, 2025, 09:11:29 PM
awesome picture you uploaded, and lets see what we can do with it?Holy Christ on a cracker!!! That's AMAZING!!!
Post by: jimmarg on December 02, 2025, 08:41:54 AM
Both the still and moving versions of that pic are masterpieces! Well done, guys! :)
Thanks, Max, but 3de... deserves most of the credit. I'm still awed by what he's done. I just found a nice pic of LSG that fit the pose for a head-swap. For the curious, the body is mostly Summer Cummings. I slightly diminished and flattened the breasts for a little sagginess since, unlike Summer, Laura is all natural, and I moved a nipple south. I also thickened the waist because Summer is super-slim and after MILF-hood LSG's waistline grew.
But I never dreamed my simple work could be transformed into this stunning scene. I can't decide if watching it helps me forgive Laura for never going topless, or if it just makes me more frustrated because it demonstrates "what might have been." Maybe somewhere Laura will see this and wonder the same. She would've been a goddess!
Post by: solvegas on December 02, 2025, 08:59:35 AM
Both the still and moving versions of that pic are masterpieces! Well done, guys! :)
Thanks, Max, but 3de... deserves most of the credit. I'm still awed by what he's done. I just found a nice pic of LSG that fit the pose for a head-swap. For the curious, the body is mostly Summer Cummings. I slightly diminished and flattened the breasts for a little sagginess since, unlike Summer, Laura is all natural, and I moved a nipple south. I also thickened the waist because Summer is super-slim and after MILF-hood LSG's waistline grew.
But I never dreamed my simple work could be transformed into this stunning scene. I can't decide if watching it helps me forgive Laura for never going topless, or if it just makes me more frustrated because it demonstrates "what might have been." Maybe somewhere Laura will see this and wonder the same. She would've been a goddess!
Yes, her going topless would have been amazing, but it might have hurt her career. ???
Post by: 3deroticer on December 05, 2025, 03:32:08 PM
Well I think you did a great job making it look as authentic as I thought she would be under those clothes. So much credit go to you, jimmarg for that!
Post by: jimmarg on December 07, 2025, 02:33:59 PM
That's funny I had no idea that was mostly Summer Cumming, who happen to be one of my favorite. I was trying to take very good care of keeping everything authentic to the model. Just to find out its fake.
Well I think you did a great job making it look as authentic as I thought she would be under those clothes. So much credit go to you, jimmarg for that!
That IS funny. And thanks for the compliment. I didn't know that anybody was fooled when I did a head-swap with Laura, but I'm glad it looked authentic to someone with your sharp eye. I've used Summer Cummings body several times before (she's also a big favorite of mine), usually in one of those bondage scenes that Summer liked to do. But I don't imagine anyone thinks it's really LSG in those pics.
Here's one with both Laura and Summer as Pet Girls that I've put together. Laura looks like she wants to nibble the other end of that treat that Summer's got. Maybe they'll end up kissing, and their jingling boobs will mash together... ;D I like to fantasize. :D
Post by: solvegas on December 08, 2025, 06:52:38 AM
That's funny I had no idea that was mostly Summer Cumming, who happen to be one of my favorite. I was trying to take very good care of keeping everything authentic to the model. Just to find out its fake.
Well I think you did a great job making it look as authentic as I thought she would be under those clothes. So much credit go to you, jimmarg for that!
That IS funny. And thanks for the compliment. I didn't know that anybody was fooled when I did a head-swap with Laura, but I'm glad it looked authentic to someone with your sharp eye. I've used Summer Cummings body several times before (she's also a big favorite of mine), usually in one of those bondage scenes that Summer liked to do. But I don't imagine anyone thinks it's really LSG in those pics.
Here's one with both Laura and Summer as Pet Girls that I've put together. Laura looks like she wants to nibble the other end of that treat that Summer's got. Maybe they'll end up kissing, and their jingling boobs will mash together... ;D I like to fantasize. :D
I remember at the 2012 AVN that Summer Cummings told some of us that she was going to become a veterinarian assistant at least and perhaps LSG would help her. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on December 12, 2025, 02:26:23 PM
Here's my choice for #6 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! It's from season 3, titled How Nina Got Her Groove Back. Laura just wore this snug sweater for the few minutes of the final scene, but it was a classic. The bouncey gif will follow soon.
Post by: solvegas on December 12, 2025, 08:55:23 PM
Since nothing is going to top the scene at the top of this page, I guess it's time to get back to reality.
Here's my choice for #6 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! It's from season 3, titled How Nina Got Her Groove Back. Laura just wore this snug sweater for the few minutes of the final scene, but it was a classic. The bouncey gif will follow soon.
Thank you for posting such a great post. The gif will be great. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on December 13, 2025, 11:14:09 AM
Post by: NavSquid on December 13, 2025, 12:27:39 PM
Post by: jimmarg on December 14, 2025, 09:41:46 AM
Nice find Robin_K2! ;D Posted on Dec 13, 2025, Reply #1616 by Robin_K2. I adjusted the color and sharpened her face.
Thanks, Robin, for finding and posting that, and thanks, NavSquid, for your usual enlightening work! When Laura's boobage increased dramatically (after reaching MILF-hood), she hardly ever showed even the small amount of cleavage that she shows in this early picture. She sure didn't mind showing off her rack in snug sweaters and such in her public appearances, but for some reason she never really gave us a good cleavage peek. ??? :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on December 16, 2025, 07:22:55 AM
Post by: solvegas on December 16, 2025, 07:26:26 AM
Braless?
Seems like it. :)
Post by: jimmarg on December 18, 2025, 10:17:03 PM
Braless?
Seems like it. :)
I'm not sure. But here's a fancier gown under which I really think they were swingin' free. And doesn't she look like someone in the crowd just shouted, "You're not wearing a bra, are you?!"
Post by: jimmarg on December 22, 2025, 04:11:53 PM
Post by: solvegas on December 22, 2025, 09:21:16 PM
Here's the promised gif for my choice of #6 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! She really knew how to enter a room. ;D CLICK
When I first saw her in that movie starring Tom Selleck, Quigley Down Under, she was good in that movie, so she is a good actress. :)
Post by: Robin_K2 on December 27, 2025, 03:04:59 PM
Post by: jimmarg on December 28, 2025, 02:50:35 PM
Nice shade :)
I've always thought that if I was the guy who got Laura's autograph on this photo, I'd have handed it back and asked her to sign the other one, too. She might have slapped me, but it would have been worth it. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on December 31, 2025, 07:38:10 AM
Post by: MaxBigfoot on December 31, 2025, 05:45:12 PM
My choice for #5 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! is kind of a cheat, like I did with #8. I've intended to just select 10 favorite individual tops, but because she always seemed to be at maximum boobage when she wore black sweaters, I couldn't settle on just one. The problem with black is that it's often hard to discern the depth of her build, like you can with other colors. Anyway, here are 4 looks of Laura looking bodacious in black!
I love that bottom right pic. She so often seems to have her shoulders hunched over, it's nice to see her with her shoulders back, thrusting her chest forward. :)
Post by: solvegas on December 31, 2025, 11:02:24 PM
My choice for #5 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! is kind of a cheat, like I did with #8. I've intended to just select 10 favorite individual tops, but because she always seemed to be at maximum boobage when she wore black sweaters, I couldn't settle on just one. The problem with black is that it's often hard to discern the depth of her build, like you can with other colors. Anyway, here are 4 looks of Laura looking bodacious in black!
I love that bottom right pic. She so often seems to have her shoulders hunched over, it's nice to see her with her shoulders back, thrusting her chest forward. :)
I agree with you MaxBigfoot and I also like the fact that her boobs are a lot bigger than that tall woman by her. :)
Post by: Guy on January 01, 2026, 08:02:45 AM
My choice for #5 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! is kind of a cheat, like I did with #8. I've intended to just select 10 favorite individual tops, but because she always seemed to be at maximum boobage when she wore black sweaters, I couldn't settle on just one. The problem with black is that it's often hard to discern the depth of her build, like you can with other colors. Anyway, here are 4 looks of Laura looking bodacious in black!
I love that bottom right pic. She so often seems to have her shoulders hunched over, it's nice to see her with her shoulders back, thrusting her chest forward. :)
I agree with you MaxBigfoot and I also like the fact that her boobs are a lot bigger than that tall woman by her. :)
Wow she is just plane wow!!
Post by: jimmarg on January 02, 2026, 09:05:53 PM
My choice for #5 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! is kind of a cheat, like I did with #8. I've intended to just select 10 favorite individual tops, but because she always seemed to be at maximum boobage when she wore black sweaters, I couldn't settle on just one. The problem with black is that it's often hard to discern the depth of her build, like you can with other colors. Anyway, here are 4 looks of Laura looking bodacious in black!
I love that bottom right pic. She so often seems to have her shoulders hunched over, it's nice to see her with her shoulders back, thrusting her chest forward. :)
I agree with you MaxBigfoot and I also like the fact that her boobs are a lot bigger than that tall woman by her. :)
Wow she is just plane wow!!
I agree with all! That scene (at bottom right) is one of my absolute favorite moments on Just Shoot Me, because it was the first time (from season 2, and in response to fan mail about her rack, according to David Spade) that real overt attention was paid to her boobs, and after that they were fair game for jokes and comments by Finch/Spade and others. The set-up to the scene is that Maya/Laura is too shy to approach a guy she's interested in, so Nina/Wendie Malick tells her to march right up to him with her, "shoulders back, chest out..." And to see the rest of Nina's quote, you gotta CLICK!
And LSG is definitely WOW! ;D
Post by: jimmarg on January 05, 2026, 09:52:59 AM
Post by: solvegas on January 05, 2026, 10:24:21 PM
LSG looked so great in black that I felt compelled to add 4 more pics of her in black tops. The one at the bottom left sort of duplicates the earlier pic (from the great JSM! season 3 episode, "Maya's Nude Photos"), but with contrast and color manipulated to give us a better appreciation of her dimensions. Someone with better skills than mine did the work a long time back, but I've forgotten who it was or I'd give credit. Anyway, here's a second helping of my #5 choice of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM!
Because of her beauty, she looks good regardless of what she is wearing. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 07, 2026, 10:13:04 AM
Because of her beauty, she looks good regardless of what she is wearing. :)
I agree, solvegas. I've always thought that even without her great figure, LSG's facial beauty was comparable to certain great Italian stars like Sophia Loren, another with a gorgeous face who just happened to have an awesome build, as well. :)
Post by: solvegas on January 07, 2026, 10:17:07 AM
Because of her beauty, she looks good regardless of what she is wearing. :)
I agree, solvegas. I've always thought that even without her great figure, LSG's facial beauty was comparable to certain great Italian stars like Sophia Loren, another with a gorgeous face who just happened to have an awesome build, as well. :)
A very good comparison. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 09, 2026, 09:01:23 PM
Because of her beauty, she looks good regardless of what she is wearing. :)
I agree, solvegas. I've always thought that even without her great figure, LSG's facial beauty was comparable to certain great Italian stars like Sophia Loren, another with a gorgeous face who just happened to have an awesome build, as well. :)
A very good comparison. :)
... but since, just like Sophia (to the best of my knowledge), Laura never did a topless scene, I just wish at some point she'd at least have taken the plunge. She would have made quite a splash! ;D
Post by: solvegas on January 09, 2026, 10:30:23 PM
Because of her beauty, she looks good regardless of what she is wearing. :)
I agree, solvegas. I've always thought that even without her great figure, LSG's facial beauty was comparable to certain great Italian stars like Sophia Loren, another with a gorgeous face who just happened to have an awesome build, as well. :)
A very good comparison. :)
... but since, just like Sophia (to the best of my knowledge), Laura never did a topless scene, I just wish at some point she'd at least have taken the plunge. She would have made quite a splash! ;D
Because of their natural beautiful facial and body looks and talent of acting, they are able to be super Hollywood Stars. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 14, 2026, 09:45:34 AM
Post by: solvegas on January 15, 2026, 07:41:50 AM
My pick for #4 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! is from season 5 episode, Fanny Finch. It's been 25 years since this first ran on TV and it still absolutely knocks me out to see how this gorgeous woman stuffed a sweater. I'm still in lust. :D
This is a masterful post jimmarg. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 16, 2026, 11:17:54 PM
Here are a couple more pics from the same episode. In the one on the left, Maya reacts to Finch's comment after she learns that Finch's mother's name is Fanny. She laughs and he says, "Yeah, and you've got a big rack. We're all god's children." And all I can say about the pic on the right is that it confirms what Spade/Finch said: LOOK AT THAT PROFILE! (and I'm not referring to her face - as lovely as it is.) :D
Post by: solvegas on January 17, 2026, 08:07:54 AM
Thanks, solvegas!
Here are a couple more pics from the same episode. In the one on the left, Maya reacts to Finch's comment after she learns that Finch's mother's name is Fanny. She laughs and he says, "Yeah, and you've got a big rack. We're all god's children." And all I can say about the pic on the right is that it confirms what Spade/Finch said: LOOK AT THAT PROFILE! (and I'm not referring to her face - as lovely as it is.) :D
She is an overall gorgeous beauty in my opinion. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 19, 2026, 09:59:35 AM
Post by: solvegas on January 20, 2026, 07:08:52 AM
Here's #1 of 2 gifs with LSG in this sweater (from JSM!, season 5), bringing the goodies in...
It is a shame that due to image size restrictions of 3MB per post, that gif isn't as good as it could be. :(
Post by: jimmarg on January 22, 2026, 09:39:05 AM
Here's #1 of 2 gifs with LSG in this sweater (from JSM!, season 5), bringing the goodies in...
It is a shame that due to image size restrictions of 3MB per post, that gif isn't as good as it could be. :(
You're right, solvegas, it would've been better as just one gif. But in any case, here's part 2. IMO there are 3 things for a close observer to watch: First (obviously) is the expansiveness of LSG's boobs over the countertop. Second, notice how Finch/Spade seems to jump back a little just as she pushes towards him, like he can't believe what's coming at him. And third, if you watch Laura's ass as she reaches the counter, it really looks like she's deliberately giving an extra, teasing thrust of her assets. CLICK IT! Love it! ;D
Post by: solvegas on January 22, 2026, 10:01:18 AM
Here's #1 of 2 gifs with LSG in this sweater (from JSM!, season 5), bringing the goodies in...
It is a shame that due to image size restrictions of 3MB per post, that gif isn't as good as it could be. :(
You're right, solvegas, it would've been better as just one gif. But in any case, here's part 2. IMO there are 3 things for a close observer to watch: First (obviously) is the expansiveness of LSG's boobs over the countertop. Second, notice how Finch/Spade seems to jump back a little just as she pushes towards him, like he can't believe what's coming at him. And third, if you watch Laura's ass as she reaches the counter, it really looks like she's deliberately giving an extra, teasing thrust of her assets. CLICK IT! Love it! ;D
Another great gif nevertheless. :)
Post by: jimmarg on January 26, 2026, 10:09:37 AM
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Post by: jimmarg on February 11, 2026, 07:26:10 AM
What is she doing now?
She regularly appears as a psychiatrist on NCIS on CBS, but only in occasional episodes. Other than that, she's kept pretty busy in my twisted fantasies. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on February 16, 2026, 05:22:12 PM
You may have already done this before but I would LOVE to see your ranking of her top outfits!
I never meant to drag this out for months, but once I started ranking LSG's many outfits, I had a lot of serious research to do. ;D I've finally arrived at the top 3, and it starts with...
LAURA AT HER LARGEST!
It's from JSM! season 5, episode titled Dog Day Afternoon, and the only reason it isn't number one is because we get to see LSG in this stunning sweater for less than 90 seconds, most of it with Laura in the distance (top left) or very obscured. The idiots who produced this episode gave us a mere 9 seconds to ogle her as seen in the top right and bottom left pics. She wore 2 other outfits in much longer scenes, but... >:( So frustrating.
Anyway, here's my pick for #3 of LSG'S TOP TEN TOPS ON JSM!
Post by: cocky25 on February 16, 2026, 07:55:26 PM
My pick for #4 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! is from season 5 episode, Fanny Finch. It's been 25 years since this first ran on TV and it still absolutely knocks me out to see how this gorgeous woman stuffed a sweater. I'm still in lust. :D
Great pics, jm.
Especially love pick 4.
The one directly opposite Finch.
Normally with regular sized girls that far back and at that angle you would see zero breast.
Not in this case.
They will not be suppressed.
Any more pics like that?
Just stunning projection.
Post by: jimmarg on February 18, 2026, 09:03:24 AM
Great pics, jm.
Especially love pick 4.
The one directly opposite Finch.
Normally with regular sized girls that far back and at that angle you would see zero breast.
Not in this case.
They will not be suppressed.
Any more pics like that?
Just stunning projection.
I couldn't agree more, Cocky. The side-view in that sweater is killer. I assume you checked out the gifs I posted of that scene, especially the enlargement, where you can see how LSG really thrusts those puppies across the countertop, startling Finch/Spade.
The scene from that angle is very short, but I think I captured the moment when her rack was pushed the furthest. And I'm no mind reader, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Spade repeatedly flubbed his lines in order to force the scene to be done again and again. ;D
Post by: cocky25 on February 19, 2026, 07:06:03 AM
The scene from that angle is very short, but I think I captured the moment when her rack was pushed the furthest. And I'm no mind reader, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Spade repeatedly flubbed his lines in order to force the scene to be done again and again. ;D
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Yes, agree.
Great postings by you.
That still encapsulates some great aspects of her.
The boobage, of course, visible from behind.
Her skinny body.
How about the long glistening dark hair?
So sexy.
Thanks for keeping this thread so engaging.
Kudos.
(Apologies I think I mucked up the quote).
Post by: jimmarg on February 24, 2026, 09:10:25 AM
Since Cocky mentioned Laura's lovely hair, I looked and found a pic where her hair scoops and drapes that delicious build. And of course, I had to add a thought balloon just to be a wise-guy. ;D
Post by: cocky25 on February 24, 2026, 09:42:22 PM
Wonderful.
And we haven't even mentioned her sexy voice.
She is so stunning, in so many ways.
Post by: jimmarg on March 02, 2026, 10:16:04 PM
Post by: Guy on March 03, 2026, 07:44:36 AM
I'll post 2 gifs from my #3 choice soon, but meanwhile, I just can't forget that tan top. Here's one more pic, with imagined dialog, from when Maya met Finch's mother. :DIs their a list of TV and movies list?
Post by: jimmarg on March 03, 2026, 06:13:01 PM
I'll post 2 gifs from my #3 choice soon, but meanwhile, I just can't forget that tan top. Here's one more pic, with imagined dialog, from when Maya met Finch's mother. :DIs their a list of TV and movies list?
If you're referring to the mention of "my #3 choice," a while back someone asked if I'd ever ranked LSG's best tops, so I've been posting a rundown of my faves. I didn't intend to drag it out for months, but once I started a deep search for pics and gifs from Just Shoot Me! it just got more complicated. Whoppers of FUN, but complicated. :D If you meant a list of Laura's TV and movie appearances, of course you can always find it at IMDB or even Wikipedia.
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Post by: Scarface on March 23, 2026, 01:11:02 PM
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a sicko. But every now and then I have to purge these fantasies, and it would've made a hell of an interesting episode! ;DThis is for a photoshoot in Blush magazine? ;D
Post by: jimmarg on March 24, 2026, 10:28:54 AM
This is for a photoshoot in Blush magazine? ;D
Exactly! Elliott was photographing Maya for a special bondage layout!
But getting back to reality... After a little dalliance with deviance, I always post an apology photo of the REAL Laura, in all her loveliness. I wonder what it was the photographer said to her that drew that killer smile. :D
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P.S. I wish the JSM! director had told Laura to quit slouching all the time. "Pull those shoulders back, girl, and show us what you got!"
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Post by: NavSquid on April 18, 2026, 03:19:39 PM
Post by: jimmarg on April 19, 2026, 10:12:20 AM
Laura San Giacomo looking very glamourous in a black dress. Posted by jimmarg on March 24, 2026, Reply #1665. I brightened the image. I also used a couple of Photoshop AI tools to sharpen her face.
:) Great job, NavSquid. Beautifying the beautiful!
Post by: NavSquid on April 19, 2026, 10:42:34 AM
Post by: conte244 on April 22, 2026, 02:25:21 PM
Yeah, I'm not embarrassed to say I'm just bumping the thread in anticipation of my choice for #1 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM!... Coming Soon to a Website Near You!
Can't wait... although I'm pretty sure I know which top it is!
Thank you so much for all your efforts!
Post by: jimmarg on April 23, 2026, 06:36:54 PM
Yeah, I'm not embarrassed to say I'm just bumping the thread in anticipation of my choice for #1 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM!... Coming Soon to a Website Near You!
Can't wait... although I'm pretty sure I know which top it is!
Thank you so much for all your efforts!
Thanks, conte, and NavSquid, too, and all LSG followers!
Finally, here's my choice for #1 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! It's from season 4, titled "An Axe to Grind," and I've been grinding my axe for Laura ever since. ;D There were many contenders, obviously, but I had to go with this one because it's the episode where she bounced right into my life and my obsession was born. The date was November 23, 1999 - 26 years and 5 months from today - and my TV was tuned to NBC and suddenly, as we used to say... "Va-Va-Va-VOOM!" Just Shoot Me! had been on the air for 3 years and I'd seen it occasionally, but I often worked night shifts, and while I'd already noted that Laura was drop-dead gorgeous and that she had a better than average rack, I was far from a die-hard fan. From 11/23/99 onward, I started setting the old VCR (remember? :D) until I had every episode recorded, from reruns and when they started to air in syndication. I was hooked and haven't ever been able to unhook. Not that I've tried.
Laura had just turned 37 when that episode aired (probably 36 when it was filmed) and she had been on TV since '87 and in movies ("Sex, Lies, and Videotape," the first) since '89, so she was not some young starlet flaunting her Double-D's to get the attention of directors and producers. And she was certainly not regarded as a Pam Anderson type boob-queen. But all that changed when she blossomed into MILF-hood in '96, when her rack gloriously expanded, never to recede, for which guys like me are eternally grateful. ;D
Followers of this thread will know that shots from this episode have been posted before, so I tried to find some (the top 2 pics) I don't think have been shown. Enjoy!
(Did you guess right, conte? ;) )
Post by: conte244 on April 24, 2026, 09:16:01 AM
Yeah, I'm not embarrassed to say I'm just bumping the thread in anticipation of my choice for #1 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM!... Coming Soon to a Website Near You!
Can't wait... although I'm pretty sure I know which top it is!
Thank you so much for all your efforts!
Thanks, conte, and NavSquid, too, and all LSG followers!
Finally, here's my choice for #1 of LSG's Top Ten Tops on JSM! It's from season 4, titled "An Axe to Grind," and I've been grinding my axe for Laura ever since. ;D There were many contenders, obviously, but I had to go with this one because it's the episode where she bounced right into my life and my obsession was born. The date was November 23, 1999 - 26 years and 5 months from today - and my TV was tuned to NBC and suddenly, as we used to say... "Va-Va-Va-VOOM!" Just Shoot Me! had been on the air for 3 years and I'd seen it occasionally, but I often worked night shifts, and while I'd already noted that Laura was drop-dead gorgeous and that she had a better than average rack, I was far from a die-hard fan. From 11/23/99 onward, I started setting the old VCR (remember? :D) until I had every episode recorded, from reruns and when they started to air in syndication. I was hooked and haven't ever been able to unhook. Not that I've tried.
Laura had just turned 37 when that episode aired (probably 36 when it was filmed) and she had been on TV since '87 and in movies ("Sex, Lies, and Videotape," the first) since '89, so she was not some young starlet flaunting her Double-D's to get the attention of directors and producers. And she was certainly not regarded as a Pam Anderson type boob-queen. But all that changed when she blossomed into MILF-hood in '96, when her rack gloriously expanded, never to recede, for which guys like me are eternally grateful. ;D
Followers of this thread will know that shots from this episode have been posted before, so I tried to find some (the top 2 pics) I don't think have been shown. Enjoy!
(Did you guess right, conte? ;) )
I did! I remember you mentioning that top before (and the black sweater she wears in the first half of the epsiode is outstanding as well!).
For some honorable mentions, there are a few blue tops she wears in the final season that stand out, especially the light blue turtleneck sweater in My Fair Finchy.
Post by: jimmarg on April 25, 2026, 10:53:35 AM
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I did! I remember you mentioning that top before (and the black sweater she wears in the first half of the epsiode is outstanding as well!).
For some honorable mentions, there are a few blue tops she wears in the final season that stand out, especially the light blue turtleneck sweater in My Fair Finchy.
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Good call, conte! And "My Fair Finchy" was a great one. Thanks for the idea of posting some honorable mentions. Will do!
Meanwhile, here's a gif of the scene where LSG literally bounced into my life. ;D CLICK!
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Post by: MaxBigfoot on June 02, 2026, 04:02:33 PM
Post by: jimmarg on June 04, 2026, 07:02:06 PM
The nice thing about Laura in black is that most of her backgrounds are a lighter color. So, while you can't get as much definition on her body, her profile stands out the best! :)
Excellent point, Max. Here's another foursome of LSG in black, 75% of a re-post; I swapped the pic on the lower left with another. I've always been amused by the shot of Nina urging Maya forward to use her whoppers to get the guy she wants. ;D
Post by: jimmarg on June 08, 2026, 07:23:04 AM
Post by: MaxBigfoot on June 09, 2026, 04:13:09 PM
After posting that last set of pics of LSG in black tops, I remembered that there's a much better example of what Max was talking about, where Laura is wearing black against a light background. I've always loved this set of candid photos, partly because she looks genuinely surprised by the amount of attention this photographer was giving her. "Hmm... It must be because of my stylish new raincoat." Riiiight. ;D
Oh yeah, that couldn't have worked any better if she... planned... it. ??? :o ;D
Post by: jimmarg on June 15, 2026, 06:51:42 AM
Post by: vf1000ride on June 15, 2026, 04:24:25 PM
Post by: jimmarg on June 16, 2026, 06:36:53 AM
Found a way to make AI a little more useful. :o
;D This is EXACTLY what AI should be used for. Awesome!
Post by: NavSquid on June 16, 2026, 10:31:58 AM
Found a way to make AI a little more useful. :oNice job vf1000ride!
Post by: vf1000ride on June 17, 2026, 06:56:56 AM
Post by: jimmarg on June 18, 2026, 06:51:55 AM
Another new enhancement. for her thread. ;D
THIS is what AI should be all about: Anatomical Inflation. Great work! ;D
Post by: NavSquid on June 18, 2026, 08:41:01 AM
Another new enhancement. for her thread. ;DWow, she looks amazing! Great job!
Post by: NavSquid on June 19, 2026, 11:12:54 AM
Post by: vf1000ride on June 19, 2026, 11:50:55 AM
Post by: jimmarg on June 20, 2026, 07:19:56 AM
Posted by jimmarg Reply #1685 on: June 08, 2026.I brightened the image and sharpened her face with AI tools.
Great work, NavSquid! Sharpening the image makes LSG look so much more... squeezable!
And along with the work of vf1000ride with A.I., those great old candid pics of LSG have taken on a new life!
Thanks to you both. ;D ;D
Post by: jimmarg on June 21, 2026, 08:21:51 PM
Post by: vf1000ride on June 22, 2026, 02:41:26 AM
Post by: NavSquid on June 22, 2026, 09:10:14 AM
Just because it can be done? 8)WOW!!!!!!!!
Post by: jimmarg on June 22, 2026, 09:22:12 PM
Just because it can be done? 8)
O M F G ! I've sorta assumed that the AI animation 3deroticer posted back on page 108, reply #1605, was the pinnacle of my LSG fantasy realizations. But we have a new contender! Of course, I'll have to watch this one 2 or 300 times - like I have that other - before I try to rank them. This makes me so happy! ;D
Post by: Maik on June 22, 2026, 11:23:08 PM
Just because it can be done? 8)
Great job,
the quality of them is awesome :o
Post by: vf1000ride on June 24, 2026, 04:31:49 PM
LSG at Demora's size. :o
Post by: jimmarg on June 24, 2026, 05:42:21 PM
Post by: bignatslover on June 25, 2026, 08:49:43 AM
I wonder if there's any way that LSG is seeing these transformations.Good question. I think about that with a lot of famous people featured on BEarchive. I should hope they admire the celebration, and not take it the wrong way.
But yeah, great work by vf1000ride, NavSquid, jimmarg, Robin_K2, 3deroticer, Robin_K2, T_Man and the rest of you guys on this thread! :-*
Post by: vf1000ride on June 25, 2026, 07:19:04 PM
Post by: vf1000ride on June 26, 2026, 10:37:32 PM
Post by: jimmarg on June 27, 2026, 02:36:40 PM
I wonder if there's any way that LSG is seeing these transformations.Good question. I think about that with a lot of famous people featured on BEarchive. I should hope they admire the celebration, and not take it the wrong way.
But yeah, great work by vf1000ride, NavSquid, jimmarg, Robin_K2, 3deroticer, Robin_K2, T_Man and the rest of you guys on this thread! :-*
Regarding the thought of LSG seeing these pics and gifs, I've always figured that famous folk had staff or their publicist's aides combing the web for whatever was being posted about them. And while someone like, say, Taylor Swift, isn't going to be alerted to the tons she surely generates every day, someone like Laura, who - let's face it - is no longer getting the attention she got during her prime, is probably much more likely to at least get told about certain posts, such as the admiring attention she gets on the BEA. Maybe she doesn't see it all, but someone may alert her that there's a new post of her done with AI technology that shows her with enormous breasts, if she's interested, and maybe her curiosity gets the better of her and... :D Who knows?
Post by: MaxBigfoot on June 27, 2026, 05:34:45 PM
Post by: jimmarg on June 30, 2026, 09:12:35 AM
Post by: vf1000ride on June 30, 2026, 01:29:53 PM
Post by: Scarface on June 30, 2026, 03:15:17 PM
Decided to try one from the show. 8)That brings new meaning to NBC's "Must see TV" catchphrase.👀
Post by: MaxBigfoot on June 30, 2026, 03:47:48 PM
Decided to try one from the show. 8)
If she really looked like that on the show, I'd have every episode on CD. ;) :)
Post by: jimmarg on July 01, 2026, 01:45:38 PM
Decided to try one from the show. 8)
!!!!!!!! I saw this last night, but it's taken me a while to collect all the pieces after my head exploded. If you need any suggestions for particular episodes or scenes from JSM!, I know a few I can recommend where enlargement would be wonderful. :D
PS - I retract every doubt or worry I've had about AI; I now realize it's the greatest boon to mankind since the wheel.
Post by: vf1000ride on July 01, 2026, 03:59:08 PM
Post by: MaxBigfoot on July 01, 2026, 04:19:42 PM
On tonight's episode of 6 seconds on repeat. :o
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
{splurt splurt splurt}
Post by: jimmarg on July 02, 2026, 10:46:46 AM
On tonight's episode of 6 seconds on repeat. :o
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
{splurt splurt splurt}
:o Uhhh, yeah. What Max said.
Post by: vf1000ride on July 03, 2026, 05:07:18 PM
Post by: jimmarg on July 04, 2026, 09:29:45 AM
When she goes shopping due to her new size and has a moment with her balance. ;D
God, how I wish Laura was seeing these. ;D :o ;D :o
And for the curious, here's a real pic from the actual moment, with contrast improvement done by one of our fellow BEA followers, who's name I'm afraid I've forgotten.
Post by: vf1000ride on July 11, 2026, 05:44:03 PM
Post by: NavSquid on July 12, 2026, 12:20:58 PM
Decided to try one from the show. 8)
Post by: MaxBigfoot on July 12, 2026, 12:24:26 PM
How about super sized. ;D
That one... didn't work for me, sorry vf1000ride. The boobs are ok, but the super wide shoulders just weird me out.
Post by: bignatslover on July 13, 2026, 05:48:21 PM
I rather liked it. I mean, neither of us would kick her out of bed! ;DHow about super sized. ;Dthe super wide shoulders just weird me out.
Post by: vf1000ride on July 14, 2026, 12:29:44 AM
Post by: MaxBigfoot on July 14, 2026, 05:17:06 PM
Retried the kitchen video. Less shoulders. ;D
I definitely like that one! :)
Post by: jimmarg on July 15, 2026, 07:13:04 AM
Retried the kitchen video. Less shoulders. ;D
I'm not gonna find fault with any of the great, expansive stuff you've done to LSG, vf1000ride, but the shoulder reduction made a big difference. And I never thought the cheap little version I threw together years ago for my avatar space would ever meet her match. ;D