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Title: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: duuuuude on March 31, 2005, 09:00:48 PM
I deserve it after that long "session" I just had. alll bee baaack!  
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Hoogleboogle on March 31, 2005, 09:51:40 PM
When you return, we should have a lengthy, public disussion of male masturbation techniques.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: BP on March 31, 2005, 10:07:55 PM
How long before this guy gets banned? I'll take 2 weeks at 2 to 1.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: turtle21 on March 31, 2005, 10:10:27 PM
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How long before this guy gets banned? I'll take 2 weeks at 2 to 1.



Will he even survive the night?
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: duuuuude on March 31, 2005, 10:15:14 PM
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When you return, we should have a lengthy, public disussion of male masturbation techniques.



LOL, thx but no thx

(btw the guy in ur avatar us cool as hell, loved how his book pissed off fox, lol   )


y get banned? i'm only talking bout big boobs and masturbating, nothing wrong w/that  
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Squirrelgirl on March 31, 2005, 10:31:54 PM
Going to get ice cream is not BE related too much. Some of your threads would be better posted in the Off topic section is what they mean.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: duuuuude on March 31, 2005, 10:33:46 PM
ohh, my bad, i got "carried away" i guess

(but ice cream is made from milk which comes from breasts, so ....) j/k

but yeah, i LOVE big boobs, LOVE THEM!!!!!
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: mofoapoo on April 01, 2005, 12:09:56 AM
You always post about nothing...

You've been here for 2 days and have like, 50 posts.  Some of your replies are just "BTL" or something.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Catch22 on April 01, 2005, 12:29:43 AM
That connection between ice cream and boobs is so thin it's damn near invisible.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: MunchWolf on April 01, 2005, 12:54:03 AM
Yes, but ... does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

-Munch "mmmm .... milkshake" Wolf
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Squirrelgirl on April 01, 2005, 02:52:46 AM
Interesting question...
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Squirrelgirl on April 01, 2005, 02:54:39 AM
What does BTL and bumping something refere to? English is not my native language.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: turtle21 on April 01, 2005, 03:31:30 AM
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What does BTL and bumping something refere to? English is not my native language.



BTT = Bump the thread

To "bump" a thread means to post in it for the sole purpose of bringing it up to the top of the page, so its not buried under other threads.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Sonic_Morph on April 01, 2005, 03:33:34 AM
Anyone else getting the feeling duuuuuude is a previously banned member looking for a bit of childish revenge?
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Blue on April 01, 2005, 05:16:32 AM
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Anyone else getting the feeling duuuuuude is a previously banned member looking for a bit of childish revenge?



Anyone else getting the feeling duuuuuude is a **09**?
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Litch on April 01, 2005, 11:15:47 AM
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Anyone else getting the feeling duuuuuude is a previously banned member looking for a bit of [censored] ish revenge?



Anyone else getting the feeling duuuuuude is a [censored] ?



Nah, not a [censored] per se, but one hell of a troll. Check his user information, I've never seen one so sparce. I'm thinking it's a throw away user name. I suggest banning the IP.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Bambi_Blaze on April 01, 2005, 11:25:10 AM
 
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Anyone else getting the feeling duuuuuude is a **09**?  



Either he's still going through puberty...hence all the 'masterbating fixation',  or he's a typical message board spammer.  LOL!  Or both.

I think it's time to track down his mommy, and God I'd hate to be the one washing his bed sheets!  
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: geffo1 on April 01, 2005, 11:27:52 AM
most likely, Not even in the most tempestuous throes of puberty did I jack off that much!!

"Anywhere, anytime" would have been my motto in those days I guess!
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: joenny on April 01, 2005, 11:38:53 AM
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Yes, but ... does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?




only kelisī milkshake does that.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: turtle21 on April 01, 2005, 12:16:03 PM
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I think it's time to track down his mommy, and God I'd hate to be the one washing his bed sheets!  



Forget the bedsheets. I'm worried about the state of his pants!
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: dazzler_77 on April 01, 2005, 12:34:04 PM
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Quote:

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Anyone else getting the feeling duuuuuude is a previously banned member looking for a bit of [censored] ish revenge?



Anyone else getting the feeling duuuuuude is a [censored] ?



Nah, not a [censored] per se, but one hell of a troll. Check his user information, I've never seen one so sparce. I'm thinking it's a throw away user name. I suggest banning the IP.



Aw, you can't ban him - I haven't laughed so much in weeks as I have at some of his posts! It's like having a hyperactive [censored] with attention-deficit disorder running around.

OK, so I'm probably encouraging him... And as for all this "BTT" bullshit - what on earth is that all about?
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: turtle21 on April 01, 2005, 06:18:57 PM
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OK, so I'm probably encouraging him... And as for all this "BTT" bullshit - what on earth is that all about?



*sigh* Bumping The Thread

He's one of those forum goers who makes a thread and then expects 50+ posts in just two seconds.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Tsunami2k on April 01, 2005, 07:54:29 PM
worse. post. ever.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: jugghead on April 01, 2005, 07:58:45 PM
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OK, so I'm probably encouraging him... And as for all this "BTT" bullshit - what on earth is that all about?



I'm thinking...Brainless Teenage Terror...
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: duuuuude on April 01, 2005, 08:21:03 PM
btt=back to top

thank u all for the luv, lol

i went through puberty 10 years ago but am not done yet, just like hugh hefner still isn't done(only he has actual sex while i imagine it and wack off)

ice cream is (kinda sorta)related to big boobs! that's one reason i love ice cream man!

no need to worry bout my pants or sheets, i always wipe it clean, otherwise it won't feel good when i do it again in the next hour

For some odd reason, i don't get turned on by morphs - don't know y, but i prefer actual "real" pics.

i'm tired i hate college and studying 15 hours a day so i'll get admitted to a good med school and having to take classes in the summer while everyone else parties and only having fun by wacking off(like a heroin junky my drug is porn) otherwise i'll go crazy from studying and being under a collosal $hitload of loans that're gonna quadruple(at least) once i go to med school and i hate all those guys who've got everything and who's parents are rich and don't have to worry bout anything in life cause they've got the "hookups" dammit i'm under too much stress i hate being a poor student and if i didn't need the money from selling my used books i'd make a huge bonfire and burn every book i'd get my hands on this is getting tiresome

i wanna get this over with and make real money so i can go to clubs and hook up w/bigboobers and not worry bout that $12 martini i have to buy for her and how i'll have to eat ramen noodles for the next week because of it since my loans don't allow me to have more than $40 for food for the whole month

i hate u hugh hefner, i wanna make my own playboy but every type of porn's already out there dammit!  

life is so unfair

Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: sheber on April 01, 2005, 08:29:47 PM
What are you going to specialize in, malpractice?














sheb "*bing* Paging Dr. Sticky" er
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: pavulon on April 01, 2005, 08:34:18 PM
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i'm tired i hate college and studying 15 hours a day so i'll get admitted to a good med school and having to take classes in the summer while everyone else parties and only having fun by wacking off(like a heroin junky my drug is porn) otherwise i'll go crazy from studying and being under a collosal $hitload of loans that're gonna quadruple(at least) once i go to med school and i hate all those guys who've got everything and who's parents are rich and don't have to worry bout anything in life cause they've got the "hookups" dammit i'm under too much stress i hate being a poor student and if i didn't need the money from selling my used books i'd make a huge bonfire and burn every book i'd get my hands on this is getting tiresome






Translation ---->  TWEEKER  
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: duuuuude on April 01, 2005, 09:03:02 PM
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sheb "*bing* Paging Dr. Sticky" er



LOL!!!  
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Bones on April 01, 2005, 10:15:51 PM
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i'm tired i hate college and studying 15 hours a day so i'll get admitted to a good med school and having to take classes in the summer while everyone else parties and only having fun by wacking off(like a heroin junky my drug is porn) otherwise i'll go crazy from studying and being under a collosal $hitload of loans that're gonna quadruple(at least) once i go to med school and i hate all those guys who've got everything and who's parents are rich and don't have to worry bout anything in life cause they've got the "hookups" dammit i'm under too much stress i hate being a poor student and if i didn't need the money from selling my used books i'd make a huge bonfire and burn every book i'd get my hands on this is getting tiresome






Translation ---->  TWEEKER  



Translation ----> Not in college, really a 13 year old spaz-tard.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: duuuuude on April 01, 2005, 10:28:59 PM
LOL, i wish i was 13 again dude. I definitely would've avoided a lot of mistakes, like falling in "love" in hs w/a girl who I was more serious with than I should've been then. I would've also applied for out of state colleges and not given a fuck about in-state vs. out of state tuition since it's all loans/grants anyways and would've only made a difference of one year for graduation(cause I'd have to work more hours). But at least if I was in cali or texas or even miami rather than where i'm at right now, there'd be better weather, better girls, and bigger tits on slimmer bodies for sure, and definitely the people would be a little friendlier and less cold like the weather here. fuck, i might've even taken a year off and gone to europe like one of my friends in hs did, which i laughed at him for back then cause i thought he was "wasting" his money and time. Now i know he was right. anyhoo, back to big tits.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: mofoapoo on April 02, 2005, 12:06:04 AM
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!  STOP!
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: duuuuude on April 02, 2005, 01:24:18 AM
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SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!  STOP!



DON'T REPLY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO! (and if you didn't, this thread would die sooner)
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: likwidflame on April 02, 2005, 01:31:19 AM
I love how he talks about himself in third person, and then quickly jumps back to first person... I did the same when I was dreaming about having a future. I say let him post. Let him feel loved, and then ban his ass when he thinks he's getting popular. It's what HM1980 would have wanted.... :P
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: BEAlchemy on April 02, 2005, 01:34:11 AM
No need to get all angry about it guys. This is really Offtopic though
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: turtle21 on April 02, 2005, 02:33:14 AM
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I love how he talks about himself in third person, and then quickly jumps back to first person... I did the same when I was dreaming about having a future.



I also love how he mostly talks about himself.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: notty on April 02, 2005, 03:43:15 AM
duuuuude, stop making drain babies and start making real babies

become a sperm donor

the world is in need of the duuuuude's seed
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: Ugignadl on April 02, 2005, 07:30:40 AM
Dear God no.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: F_Cup_Fitzgerald on April 02, 2005, 10:28:01 AM
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 . . . i hate college and studying 15 hours a day so i'll get admitted to a good med school. . . .



May I suggest someplace in the Caribbean?
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: rtpoe on April 02, 2005, 09:42:44 PM
So how was the ice cream?

rtpoe
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: BP on April 02, 2005, 10:29:15 PM
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So how was the ice cream?

rtpoe



l-fucking-o-l
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: DTM on April 03, 2005, 06:27:02 PM
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So how was the ice cream?

rtpoe



Crap! All this arguin' and such.
Now I got a craving for a Cookie Blizzard...from the DQ.
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: scarface182 on April 03, 2005, 06:40:24 PM
Damn shame I left before this parakeet showed up.

I would have blasted him out of the water within a day. I told you all ya needed an asshole like me to thin the numbers occasionally.

The posts do seem familiar, maybe it's Whink?

So how the fuck is everybody anyway? TP still buff and sexy? (Calm down Tranny, save your frothing for later when it's needed)

Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: NeoMyztikX on April 22, 2005, 08:01:56 PM
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I deserve it after that long "session" I just had. alll bee baaack!  



 
Title: Re: I'm going outside to get some ice cream.
Post by: pilotblaze on April 26, 2005, 12:01:32 AM
Re: "It's what HM1980 would have wanted.... "

I've been distracted this year, so did I miss something?  What happened to HM1980?  

-D'Artangian
getting even further off topic