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Title: GOT MILK?
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on June 22, 2001, 12:20:00 AM

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer.  Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A

Title: Re: GOT MILK?
Post by: Vermillion on June 22, 2001, 02:44:00 AM

ROFLMAO,

oh....that's a good one. I suppose studying does pay off.  

Title: Re: GOT MILK?
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on June 22, 2001, 03:49:00 AM

Classwork and exams are all fine and good, but you don't get Milkna Cum Laude without HANDS-ON EXERCISES and Practice, practice, PRACTICE  

Title: Re: GOT MILK?
Post by: Tux on June 25, 2001, 09:23:00 AM

I'd sure be interested in knowing what class he was taking! ^_^

Title: Re: GOT MILK?
Post by: Scarface on February 20, 2023, 04:05:13 PM

That's a good one.  ;D