A group of guys are talking in a bar when another walks up with a chick's phone number. One of the guys asks him how he got it and he explains that he looked her in the eyes the whole time that he was talking to her. The first guy says, "That's what I did." Another guy says, "No, man. You broke 'the horizon'." A third guy says, "Yeah, man. You looked." The first guy says, "Did you see how she's dressed? How could you not look?" The girl in question is wearing a very low-cut v-neck blouse and is sporting some D-cup-range boobs.
I'm hoping they'll show it tonight during the NFL season opener (9pm EDT on ABC) so I can catch it on tape (and maybe one of you cappers can catch it too), or possibly during one of the NASCAR races this weekend.