Well, I thought I did but I`m not complaining.
As I was entering our local garden store, out came a young woman right past me who made my heart stop. She was wearing a navy blue tank top and blue jeans. She was a dead ringer for NJ except her hair was a little darker but the same length and style.
Her breasts weren`t quite as large as NJ`s because she wasn`t quite as heavy, but that`s nitpicking. Damn, she had a rack to die for! 
She obviously saw my dumbfounded goober expression and gave me a sweet smile. If I had my wits about me, I would have asked if she was NJ. I bet she knows who NJ is and enjoys looking like her.
Just wanted to share my rare little adventure. 