"This is the third time in two weeks I have seen you in my office for erectile disfunction. The past two times everything was fine, and if anything I feel you might need to be treated for premature ejaculation. Ok. I will test your response to sexual stimuli. Take your pants down... Oh my. Every time I see the size of your penis it never fails to surprise me... *unbuttons coat revealing her breasts, watching your penis harden further* That seems normal. *Touches your penis to examine it and... SPURT!* See. You get an instant erection and ejaculate with a light touch. Take this prescription to the drug store, it is for a medication that will desensitize your penis. When you get the prescription filled, set up another appointment and bring the medication with you. I will do a... more thorough and lengthy examination of that monster to make sure you don't prematurely ejaculate again."
©Punchy