This is mostly for Barnacle Bill, seeing as how he’s the other token Crystal Storm fanatic around here. (Dyon don’t count; he’s just wierd.) At any rate, I thought that I’d catch everyone up on my favorite blonde. Stormdancer had the great fortune to spend a couple of days with Crystal two weeks ago and catch up on the life of a rather busy, busty and fascinating young lady.
To get the most pressing question that I‘m sure I‘ll be asked out of the way, yes, Crystal has had breast surgery in the recent past and, yes, I’m sorry to say, O big bust fans, that she’s been
somewhat reduced -- though, actually, its not much. Why, you gasp heavily, would she do such a thing? There were two important reasons:
One, these implants were, shall we say “factory originals” and they only were supposed to stay in for, at most, 8 years. Without actually saying how long she actually had them, suffice it to say that, well, Crystal drove them ‘til the steel belts were showing. (I did have a chance to hold the original implants, which she still possesses. Why she still has them is a bit of a mystery. They make lousy paperweights, though they are an excellent conversation starter. Personally, I prefer them on the inside; on outside, they’re just not the same.) The catch is, due to normal wear and tear, they’re comin’ out of everyone sooner or later and it was just Crystal’s time -- which coincidentally led to...
Two, Crystal was experiencing problems with the implants. Its not a state secret what the problem was (the problem is not unheard of) but I’m not really at liberty to discuss it because it might get “misinterpreted” and she’s a bit fearful that the wrong rumor would get started. I, of course, don’t want that to happen to my sweet little angel. The good news for Crystal, health-wise, is that the problems that she was experiencing disappeared with the “swapping out” of the old implants for new ones and she‘s completely recovered.
In the process, she’s a tad smaller volume-wise (though, peculiarly, the same bust measurement -- 50 inches) but that’s a good thing (except for the uber big bust lovers, of course.) She’s much more happy and lively now and just as beautiful as she ever was, in all honesty. In clothes, you can’t really tell any difference. (Don’t ask me how big or how many cc’s she is now; I dunno and I didn’t/I won’t ask.) In the buff, its not that noticable either, mainly because of how much more svelte she’s become now that she’s back on the road.
Oh, and speaking of “in the buff”, you might notice the photo that I’ve posted. Its a pic that I took of her just two weeks ago when I visited her. She has a deserved reputation for being somewhat shy, but (somehow, I ain’t sure how) I convinced her to pose for a few spontaneous photos that I could throw out to her fans to let them know that she is alive and VERY well (as you can clearly see.)
She had sent me a few pics here and there since she returned to the road but they don’t do her justice. These come pretty close despite the cheesy camera being used. (Sorry about the poor quality of the photo; the camera wasn’t very good and I wasn’t much better -- but its better to have snapped sub-standard photos of a goddess than never to have snapped any photos at all!) I have a few others that I can post if anyone is interested. I’m sure that Crystal would like some feedback now that she’s touring again.
Actually, she’s in such good shape that I think that I got her to consider doing a new set of layouts. (For some bizarre reason, she doesn’t think that many folks would be interested in seeing her in a layout. No, I’m
not making this up!) Because she’s been kinda low on the radar, I’m not sure that any of the mainstream men’s magazines even know that she‘s still available (let alone
soooo beautiful still!) However, she let me know that she’ll be attending the Club Owner’s Expo in Vegas next week, so hopefully she’ll been noticed by some lucky outfit that will be attending. I sure hope so; she’s in
stellar shape and hasn’t looked this good in years. She oughta get seen on
someone's radar!
In the interim while recovering from her surgery, she got in the real estate market and wound up restoring a home that she bought on the cheap. (Though in her condition, bringing it up to selling condition took a little longer than she wanted.) It looks like she’s set to make a nice profit on it here shortly. But during recovery, she found that though real estate can be profitable, its just not as much fun as being on the road. (’Course, it probably doesn’t help either that real estate is cooling off, either...)
Thus, she hopped back on the road earlier this year and has had several club dates since. She’s got two appearances next month in Des Moines and Cedar Rapids. (Dates are on her website,
www.crystalstorm.us) I’m dubious that she’ll be doing this for very much longer -- say a year or so -- so if you have a hankerin’ to see a legendary showgirl who’s as good as she ever was, I’d make the drive (even if its a
loooooong drive) to see her when possible.
To make everyone happy here (I hope), this photo and all that I post on this thread are copyrighted by Crystal Storm 2007 and are used with her express permission. I can provide contact information if required by the mods.