*

hugejugglover

  • P Cup
  • 1368
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #105 on: August 22, 2007, 11:36:57 PM »
Quote:

Thanks for all of the kind words for Crystal; I'll pass 'em along.  

Here's another from the session.  Hope that you enjoy, gents!  



That's one of the best pics of Crystal I've ever seen.  Thanks for the posts!

*

MasterDragonfly

  • Oh My God Cup
  • 8040
  • sponsor of collared_cherri's 1000cc implants
    • Larger Implants Info
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #106 on: August 23, 2007, 01:14:39 AM »
She's looking great!  I don't know why she'd be so hard on herself.

Thanks for the update.

*

H_man

  • E Cup
  • 784
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #107 on: August 23, 2007, 03:24:50 AM »
Quote:

I'm only two hours from Des Moines, I guess I'll be making a road trip.




I'm in Cedar Rapids, myself. She will be well worth the trip across town. Now if only I didn't have to work  every single day that she's here.  

(I work second shift, but I'll find time you can be sure of that.)

-H
(I wonder if she'll remember me from the last time she was here. She was having problems with her computer and I was no help at all. But I sure tried.)

*

RHIC

  • F Cup
  • 596
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #108 on: August 23, 2007, 03:37:23 AM »
I loved her cheesecake photos that were in her posters and on those greeting cards you'd see in Spencer's - actually, she was the reason I'd go in there.

She does look great - heck implants or no, she's still a pretty gal.
Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider

*

StormDancer

  • D Cup
  • 173
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #109 on: August 23, 2007, 06:43:57 PM »
One last one for now.  Yeah, I know; the quality's crummy but, again, this was kind of spontaneous.  (I know what you're thinking: what's spontaneous about a fire show?  Well, you had to be there... )  

At any rate, its still a nice view of how shapely she is.  
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

*

Kowalski

  • P Cup
  • 1619
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #110 on: August 23, 2007, 10:21:53 PM »
Outstanding. You go!

*

zartan

  • C Cup
  • 81
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #111 on: August 24, 2007, 05:26:37 PM »
Quote:

Anyone who thinks a fifty-inch bust is too small is just being greedy I became a huge fan of Crystal's when I saw a photo she took in a bodybuilding magazine, where they hailed her as a three-time winner of the World's Largest Breasts Contest...then I saw a layout she did with Stacy Staxx, in which they both looked enormous. I was hooked.

Fantastic to hear that she is still alive, still well, and still idiotically well-stacked


Do you happen to know which magazine and issue it was?

*

StormDancer

  • D Cup
  • 173
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #112 on: August 24, 2007, 08:15:32 PM »
Can't help you with regard to the former.  Crystal is unaware of the bodybuilding magazine appearance, too.  I asked Zook and he thought that it was probably a  Musclemag International pre-2001.  On the latter, though, I  can help.  Crystal appeared with Staci in the December 1992 issue of  D Cup magazine.  (And though they weren't, yes, they did look like sisters.)

I do have a friendly suggestion, though: when viewing Crystal and Staci, make sure ahead of time that you're not wearing anything nylon, 'cause -- trust me -- you'll melt whatever you're wearing if its a synthetic...  

Then again, maybe its just me... *Sigh*
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

*

StormDancer

  • D Cup
  • 173
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #113 on: August 26, 2007, 02:06:03 PM »
Oh, my.  As has been pointed out to me, I haven't put up a photo that shows Crystal in a nice portrait.

Allow me to rectify that situation.  
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

*

G_I_John

  • Oh My God Cup
  • 6884
    • gijohn.deviantart.com/
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #114 on: August 26, 2007, 03:13:29 PM »
I've always wondered how her aerolas are so dark compared to her skin...

Not that I'm complaining you understand
What's better than one woman having really large implants?... a forum full of them ^_^

*

StormDancer

  • D Cup
  • 173
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #115 on: August 27, 2007, 02:01:20 PM »
Rather than break some kind of rule by posting the same pic again, I'll just point out that there's a nice new pic of Crystal at the Club Owner's Expo in the Meetings and Events thread.

And, day-um, look at how lean she's gotten!!! Talk about slim 'n' stacked! Woof! Woof!
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

*

StormDancer

  • D Cup
  • 173
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #116 on: May 03, 2008, 09:52:52 PM »
For reasons that I cannot reveal, Crystal has indeed opted to enter the adult entertainment industry.  She is going to do a very limited amount of work for a very limited amount of time with the production clock having begun at the end of March, when she made her first appearance with Christian.  As you can tell from the photos that were taken of her, she is in absolutely stellar appearance and hasn't looked this incredible for several years.  What's more, she's even gotten leaner in the intervening month and is even more gorgeous than in those first photos.

As far as the video work itself goes, she completed 2 b/g videos from the shoot with the Christian on March 28th for Hustler and Venom video, where she will grace the box cover of the Hustler DVD, apparently titled "Jawbreakers".  

A few weeks later, she made a g/g video with Daphne Rosen for Playboy on April 25th entitled "Big Bust Fest" and shortly thereafter, she shot another video -- a larger budget comedy -- for Wicked pictures on April 28th with Ricki Wright and Evan Stone, which from her description should be quite amusing.  There is no title yet for this video .  

She completed her third b/g video, this time with a Ryan Hansen, for Playboy on April 30th entitled "Major Cans" which will be on Playboy's new VOD (Video on Demand) service in the near future.  Additionally, she finished another video for Wicked May 1st.  She's sworn to secrecy about this particular project, so no title is available for this film at this time, either.  So far, most of these productions appear to be headed for DVD release (as she's gotten a box cover photo where applicable) but they may additionally be pay-per-view and/or VOD.  Sorry for the lack of actual titles but it is apparently common in the industry that the titles aren't decided until later.  Stay tuned, I guess.

Furthermore -- and this is important, gentlemen, so listen up -- Crystal Storm will now be known in ALL of these (and future) video productions as Crystal Ashley.

Pardon the pun, but Crystal appears to have taken the entire industry by storm.  Everyone in it is -- big surprise -- absolutely bonkers over Crystal's decision to cross over to the mainstream adult industry. Last weekend, she attended two release parties thrown by Hustler and Penthouse and stole the show by being mobbed on the red carpet and at the parties. (See attachment of a photo from the Penthouse party from the AVN.com site w/ Jean Val Jean -- apparently a vampire of note...)  Not surprisingly, every other male star in the industry wants to perform with her and is constantly barraging Crystal's phone trying to make a deal to star with her.  She is getting several offers each day for video work and has her pick of where and who to work with.  But, again, her time in this industry will be limited and she will be picky.

And NO, Bill, she ISN'T going to freaking escort -- so don't ask any more.
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

*

malquerido

  • F Cup
  • 506
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #117 on: May 03, 2008, 11:03:59 PM »
wow this news shock me
 

*

DruulEmpire

  • Freakin' Huge!
  • 12880
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #118 on: May 04, 2008, 03:05:12 AM »
Very interesting news.  It is indeed high time and worthy of applause that "Crystal Ashley" take the industry by "storm," and I only hope that her newfound motivation is not some crisis that is woefully severe.

*

Cel

  • F Cup
  • 651
    • www.xx-cel.com
Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #119 on: May 04, 2008, 04:14:18 AM »
http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?...e=0&fpart=1

 Edited by mod to remove photo at subject's request. No violation logged.  
<a href="http://www.xx-cel.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.xx-cel.com/banners/bann001.jpg"></a>