[Cutter]

Then it's a good thing I spin.

[Shara]

You spin me right round baby right round

[SwitcherX]

You spin me right round baby right round

In a manner depriving me of an inertial reference frame.  Baby.

[Q_BE]

But why are we tossing it in the pool? Isn't that where Prinz and other water-based members are residing?

Q-"Not to mention it being an improper disposal method"-BE

[Cutter]

Perhaps the chorine in the pool will nutralize the effect of the bad beer or , reverse it?

[Shara]

or.... or... turn the pool to cheese :O

[kithara]

Our poor pool filter.
It will not be the same after all of this.
 

[rtpoe]

So, we have X cases, one of which is bad.

We also have a two-pan beam balance, a number of "burn in sixty minutes" cords, and a research grade spectrophotometer. What is the fewest number of bottles that have to be opened to find the bad case?

[Q_BE]

In answer to Rtpoe, Walt Whitman.

Sorry, I did it again--my knee-jerk response to any question to which I don't know the answer.

Q-"Dump the B.E.E.R., protect the BOOBS!"-BE

[DruulEmpire]

Perhaps the best joke is that seven different voices spontaneously blurt out the same six word chant simultaneously.  I guess we're THAT predictable.

I doubt my Melanie would join in, though.  The pool's not going to help her -- plus she's seen "Gremlins," you throw strange objects into a pool and who knows what may happen ...

[homevintner]

Throw all ingredients in a giant vat, stir, and see what happens.

[notty]

Well, there goes my pool time fun. Couldn't you fellas have dumped it down the drain or something? 

[Shara]

*throws notty into the pool*

[notty]

NUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu

[Shara]

*magically reverses the effect of the b.e.e.r.