[Zasha]

Yep, that's right...I heard on the radio today that the network executives "...are fascinated by her surreal little world" and hope to show her "resolving some of her personal issues."

Egad.

[RHIC]

Ugh.  :\

[Mammeister]

Which personal issues?

Her very reason for being?

She's already had her 15 minutes and then some. So why continue the charade?

 

[Catch]

Once again American culture takes a nosedive.

 

[Chestnuts]

No wait, it gets worse.  

[HereticAngel]

Yeeha America land of unlimited possibilitys , throw her off the stage and give her implant`s to a sexy newcomer!  

[Mammeister]

Isn't that being superfluous?



She already is a bobble-head doll!!!

And besides, the doll isn't fat enough to be her!!!!

[Raiden]

That's it..... I've totally given up on this species....


 

[gOOber]

She got a new sponser.  

[colt13]

Now, now. If you saw the back porch on that doll you would think they were close. Btw, did anyone see the Madtv spoof a couple of weeks ago with Stephanie Weir? Savagely funny.

[Prophet_Tenebrae]

Here in Britain along with bangers and mash, we eat six pounds of lard each, a day.

[Mammeister]

Therefore, ANS could keep a British family of four in lard heaven for an entire year!!! I bet she would love being eaten by four Brits!! Wait a minute! We could Anna Nicole Smith meet the Osbournes!!




Have you ever noticed their son looks much more like Elton John than Ozzy? It makes you wonder.
 

[gOOber]

[cornholio]

i want one of those

[Mammeister]

Which one of the Osbournes do you want?



YEAH, I'M THREATENING YOU, YOU PUSSY!!