Aw shit, were we supposed to be holding that Cordoba for you? It had been out in the sun for like 17 years or something, and the fine Corinthian leather wasn't looking too fine anymore, if you know what I mean. Also there was a problem with the paint, in that most of it was no longer attached to the car.
So uh, sorry to say, we pushed it into a lake.
It sank real nice, though... nosed up all majestic like the Titanic right before it went under. You shoulda seen it.
But congratulations anyway!