Hey, if you hit 7320 before March 8, that'll be an average of 20 posts per day. Not too shabby -- especially when you factor in your hiatus. And if you hit 8784, that'll average out to one post for every hour. (Yes, I'm taking February 29 into consideration.)
Meanwhile, it strikes me as odd that JizzTits and Chestnuts are both approaching 2K. Jizz and 'Nuts coming together -- who'da thunk it?