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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #330 on: April 18, 2010, 11:41:57 PM »
The guy from Drunkenstepfather.com always talks shit about celebs.  And Michael K. of Dlisted.com is simply one of the funniest people on the internet.
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #331 on: April 20, 2010, 09:37:16 PM »
Coco getting her vagina waxed. No, really.


Clearly growing weary of Adrianne Curry stealing her Twitter thunder, Coco decided to up the ante by posting the above photo of her beaver getting waxed. (I'm bringing that word back.):
Getting a bikini wax. She's about to pull the cloth strip off of my crotch. Yikes! A little pain is worth it

As of this post, TweetPhoto has removed the pic so I can only assume Good Housekeeping bought the exclusive rights for their new feature: How to Completely Win at Marriage. (And if they didn't, hire me as your editor in chief. I'll take you places.)
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #332 on: April 20, 2010, 09:48:00 PM »
 ;)
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #333 on: April 21, 2010, 06:30:13 PM »
The guy from Drunkenstepfather.com always talks shit about celebs.  And Michael K. of Dlisted.com is simply one of the funniest people on the internet.

Dlisted is the best for pics of hot women and good gossip. Michael is gay, but appreciates people like Christina Hendricks(and her chi chis).
Drunkenstepfather may be too rough sometimes, so I use thesuperficial, moejackson(thebastardly) and hollywoodtuna.

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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #334 on: April 21, 2010, 10:38:44 PM »
Coco Posts Pictures of her Bikini Wax of the Day


Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point….

Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….








CoCo Continues To Overshare On Twatter


Spending time on CoCo's Twitter page is like looking into her medical file. Homegirl Tweets pictures of every single part of her anatomy. Yesterday, CoCo continued to test Twitter's censors by posting a picture of her getting her hongray cat waxed. The picture has since been snatched away by Twitter, but The Superficial got a cap of it.

The full shit is after the jump, but don't worry you won't get a face full of sloppy labia. You've actually seen more of CoCo's puff when she's wearing clothes, but I put it behind a cut just in case. JUMP!

The truth is, it took a couple of tries before CoCo was able to capture this precious image. Every time the waxer would lay a strip down and turn around to do something, she would come back to find the strip nowhere in sight. After CoCo's pussy burped, the waxer realized where it went.
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #335 on: May 25, 2010, 04:42:26 AM »


Coco’s ass is on another level of ass... it’s own cellphone,


Dude, it has got its own AREA CODE!!
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #336 on: May 25, 2010, 05:09:29 AM »
CoCo And Ch1ld


Leave it to the maternal goddess that is CoCo to teach our youth how to properly motorboat. CoCo posted this picture on her Twitter page of her niece Daisy cuddling up to her gigantic baby head chichis. CoCo wrote: "Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them".

It's sort of sweet now, but it won't be in a few years when Daisy pisses off the other kids in the playground by hogging up all the rubber balls. Daisy's mom better keep this picture on her at all times so she can use it to explain to the teacher why her daughter is always raspberry-ing basketballs during recess.







Coco's Twitter is poignant


With her ass-mountain firmly on the pulse of the Internet, Coco quickly jumped in on the "**29** breasts and babies" bandwagon, and posted what I can only assume is the prelude to a suffocating toddler:
Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them

So apparently I do share the same pleasure center as a 15-month-old infant. Well played, therapist. In the meantime, I included a few more pics from Coco's Twitter because that thing is a goddamn treasure trove. I especially enjoy the fan art which is, oddly enough, exactly how I picture Ice-T and Coco at home. Except both of them have seen human reproductive organs before unlike whoever drew this. (Are women's breasts supposed to look like Marvin the Martian's rocket? I mostly just close my eyes and start flailing my arms until I strike nip.)


Michael K rocks again! Dlisted is one of my favourite blogs.

Cheers

CS
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #337 on: June 13, 2010, 08:54:41 PM »
Coco’s Thickness Goes International of the Day


Coco is living the good life. Just a few years ago she was wiping down stripper poles cuz she thought she was better, cleaner and destined to greatness, while the other strippers were just dirty whores who cheapened her because they shared her profession, her stage…but they weren’t going to share their pussy germs….She invested in her fake ass and fake tits, turned herself into some kind of novelty act, probably started **32**, and got her job working for Ice-T, with the exclusive position of being his wife, because that was the only way they were going to make shit look legit and give her the security to not seek out richer black cock….and like any marriage she’s got fat, especially since bitch was serious thickness to being with, but I guess her past whore co-workers who aren’t dead of drugs and obsessive clients who murdered them, and who aren’t high in the gutter and have enough sense about them to understand what is going on, should be jealous because Coco, like a hero in their scene, took her thickness from the brass pole to Monte Carlo….Classy…despite Monte Carlo having never seen such serious trash….not that you care…here are some pics….
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #338 on: June 14, 2010, 03:55:45 PM »
Coco’s Thickness Goes International of the Day


Coco is living the good life. Just a few years ago she was wiping down stripper poles cuz she thought she was better, cleaner and destined to greatness, while the other strippers were just dirty whores who cheapened her because they shared her profession, her stage…but they weren’t going to share their pussy germs….She invested in her fake ass and fake tits, turned herself into some kind of novelty act, probably started **32**, and got her job working for Ice-T, with the exclusive position of being his wife, because that was the only way they were going to make shit look legit and give her the security to not seek out richer black cock….and like any marriage she’s got fat, especially since bitch was serious thickness to being with, but I guess her past whore co-workers who aren’t dead of drugs and obsessive clients who murdered them, and who aren’t high in the gutter and have enough sense about them to understand what is going on, should be jealous because Coco, like a hero in their scene, took her thickness from the brass pole to Monte Carlo….Classy…despite Monte Carlo having never seen such serious trash….not that you care…here are some pics….

lovely post, gee, if I posted that I'd prob be perm banned for disrupting the morale of the forum or sum other similar accumulated violation "prob started prositutin"... "wiping down stripper poles" just lovely///" bitch seriously"  ......  she's married 8 plus years to Ice, so "a few years ago ? I never posted any such hateful words directed towards a model. keep spekulating and keep up the hate. Your"e part of the in crowd  here and have nothing to fear. good for you, butt gotta say makes you look , well....4orkedup
















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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #339 on: June 14, 2010, 07:09:33 PM »
just quoting the webpage...
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #340 on: June 14, 2010, 10:53:57 PM »
just quoting the webpage...

why bother? - nobody cares what the web page says - we just want to see pictures of her tits (and her ass ...)

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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #341 on: June 15, 2010, 12:49:14 AM »
I gotta admit, I don't see why you choose to quote this trashy stuff either. I'm not a Coco fan, but what purpose does it serve? I realize today's humor tends towards junior high putdowns, but why do we need to see it here? If you like that sort of crap, go read it there.

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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #342 on: June 15, 2010, 06:15:41 AM »
Coco is Awesome and sexy.
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #343 on: June 15, 2010, 06:58:19 AM »
I understand where you're coming from Switchy, but they do have a point. And with so many in a row you start to look like a certain obama-basher to people who don't know you ;)
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Re: Coco Austin: Merged
« Reply #344 on: June 15, 2010, 09:33:53 AM »
just quoting the webpage...

I knew you were quoting it, but then I figured you'd add some commentary of your own, and when you didn't I just assumed that's what you believed. So yeah, I'm with ever one else - I don't care to read any more of it either.