[**DONOTDELETE**]

"Never underestimate the power of ...

PUSH-UP BRA'S!!!!!!!

Mwahahahah!!!"

Ahem.
 

[JizzTits]

yeah she looks great there... if only she looked that good without the pounds of makeup and the miracle clothing...

[steveo]

Just found this pic...  



Mount on Wood, I love it!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

So long as the wood in question is cross-shaped and I get to use extra large nails and a big hammer .....

 

[Chestnuts]

Here's an example of the wonders of tape, from an old "House of Style" on MTV. (Notice a little nip showing, got past the censors)  

[Chestnuts]

OK, since you twisted my arm, here's another example.  

[Tux]

Um....that looks like package tape.  That's got to hurt coming off.

[Goldeneye]

Is that Britney in those caps?

[MunchWolf]

I want to lick the stamps ...

-Munch "Where are we sending her, and isn't that against the Geneva code?" Wolf

[soonersfan]

How about duct tape?

[JizzTits]

should use packaging tape, it's clear... and it has that glossyness that Munch apparantly loves... hehe

[soonersfan]

I dunno.  You should ask someone from Louisiana!

[Chestnuts]

"Is that Britney in those caps?"


If it was, then she had big boobs when she was 5 years old. Cindy Crawford was the host when this MTV show aired; sorry the caps aren't any better quality, but, uhm, anyhow, I thought maybe they might even belong to Cindy herself.  

[**DONOTDELETE**]

They were that big the last time I stuck my keilbasa between them!!!  

[acroyear]

"there's a website dedicated to the mystery of Britney's breasts, but I'm too lazy and hot to look it up right now ... "

This may be that website thing you were referring to:

http://liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp

I found a description of this in Entertainment Weekly and had to take a look.  The website (Liquid Generation) also has this great feature called "Whoose boobs?"  They have a new one every week.