[Mammeister]

 

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 Don't you guys know that 'suprise wedding' translates to 'knocked up'? And "I wanna be a young mom" also translates to "I don't want to be a single mother this young,"? Come on, guys, the first thing I thought after I heard the wedding announcement was she was pregnant. Catch up.

The Warlock
 

Why that conniving little slut.

Both Jason Alexander and Justin Timberfruit had their chances but she was supposedly still into oral sex back then. I doubt that her current husband is the father. You do the math.

Wouldn't it be something if her little twerp turned out black just like his father?

 

Baby, baby, one more time!!!

[IceOwl]

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Will she apologize to the tabloids she condemned and called liars for saying she was pregnant last week?

Why the hell should she? It's her life, she can do what she wants with it, including getting pregnant and wanting to keep it private.

Tabloid **29** news isn't exactly the height of great journalism anyways. Most of the people that write for those rags are scum, and the work they produce doesn't even deserve the bottom of a bird cage.

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What a fucking manipulative skankbag.

What, because she got pregnant and didn't tell you, a person she's probably never met nor conversed with, who will probably never have the chance of doing either? At least she's not a prying asshole.

[IceOwl]

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Well, as the whole Terri Schavo story showed, Congress is full of over-reactors.

And people who don't know what's their business and what's not, nor right and wrong.

[JJTHEDJ]

Sticking up for Britney Spears!!! ROFL!
That's hilarious! She certainly does deserve our respect.
She's quite the intelligent and erudite, charming woman as we witnessed in Fahrenheit 9/11. There isn't enough in-bred, trailer trash having babies with sketchy, greasy white b-boys thug wannabes these days.
Cheers to her for bucking that trend and finding her prince and stealing him away from his girlfriend and his children.
JJ.

[IceOwl]

Regardless of what I think of her music, her intelligence or her lifestyle, she is still a human being and deserves to be treated as such.

[sheber]

hypocrite

[NeoMyztikX]

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Regardless of what I think of her music, her intelligence or her lifestyle, she is still a human being and deserves to be treated as such.

awh u have noticed all her downfalls.

[IceOwl]

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hypocrite

Why do you say that?

[Mammeister]

Whay does it always have to be about you, Icicle?

Britney Spears couldn't care less about your sorry whipped ass.

[Casssidy]

OMG Blax12!!!

you totally made my day...ok maybe even my year!!! *grin*

Oh...and just for the record I think she is SEXY...and so talented. Her dancing ofcourse!

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From a Chicago Tribune columnist:
 

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Britney busts into motherhood


Published April 13, 2005, 4:10 PM CDT

Dear Britney,

Welcome to the mom club! You must be getting lots of advice on childbirth and [censored]-rearing, though you probably have people to do some of that for you. But your pregnancy has important implications for something else very close to your heart.

Your breasts.

I don't mean to get too personal, though in your case that may not be possible. But your body has played an important role in your career. Your breasts have enjoyed attention and admiration. But now, your girls are going to get ready for a starring role in a very different sort of production.

You won't believe this, Britney. But the purpose of breasts is to feed babies.

That's right. Not to entice men, offend community standards or add production values to a music video. They are, fundamentally, milk delivery systems.

Sure, you've taken advantage of their auxiliary benefits. You've dressed them up, shown them off and generally used them to promote and vamp up your image.

Bosomwise, you've been in the driver's seat. But your expectant breasts are at the wheel now. All I can say is, fasten your seat belt.

Are you enjoying a little size bump right now? Have fun. A little extra can be a nice change of pace. But what if you end up with more than a little?

Because nursing breasts are unpredictable. You never know what you're going to get. Once you have your baby, your breasts fill with milk (see above). Your breasts may get even bigger. And bigger. And bigger.

Within weeks of my first [censored]'s birth, Britney, I was wearing a size G nursing bra. I was growing so rapidly that I was visiting a lingerie store daily to get larger sizes. I was afraid my poor [censored] would disappear while nursing one day, swallowed up by my ever-growing milk delivery system.

Did they look sexy, you want to know?

Hahahahahahaha!

Of course, we'll see how much you care about looking sexy at 3 a.m. with a 2-week old.

Please don't try to escape your breasts' machinations by bottle-feeding, either. Your breasts will fill with that precious milk whether you feed it to your baby or not. You might as well be constructive about the situation.

But don't worry, Britney. Later, your breasts will shrink. Think of a punctured balloon. Talk about sexy! Mine went down to two sizes smaller than I'd started out with. I was reduced to buying "bra-lettes" that one clerk thought was for a **22** daughter.

But don't worry, Britney! Your breasts will grow once again. They may even end up the same size, only lower.

Much lower. Much, much lower.

I know you feel that the joys of motherhood are more than worth every physical change that will accompany it.

Good luck to you, and keep in mind a word of advice for when things finally settle way, way down: Underwires.  

 

[IceOwl]

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Whay does it always have to be about you, Icicle?

Well, he was replying to my post, so I don't know who else it could be about. Got any ideas?

[Mammeister]

 

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 Well, he was replying to my post, so I don't know who else it could be about. Got any ideas?  

Just continue jerking off to pix of Lindsay Lohan's tits and ignore him.

 

[Blax12]

  In the futile attempt to avoid another annoying 2 people personal flamewar, I'd like to remember that it is true that any human being deserves some respect, but when you show yourself in public, like an artist does, you should be prepared to congrats as well as to insults.

And dear Casssidy, the idea of having made the day of a beautiful lady like you, makes my own day.

Blax12

[Kanodin]

I know--If Spears really pisses you off, write a BE story about someone getting revenge on her and completely changing her life... Oh wait, someone already did that... Oh wait, she just did it to herself... nevermind.

Heh, Spears getting pissed off that the tabloids authored a story about her... then going turncoat by feeding the media more information.  In order to retain privacy, you actually have to want to retain privacy.  Achieving celerbrity status legally limits your privacy privileges.

I do not hate Spears.  I pity her.