Too Willing? Is there such a thing?
As for a tire pump, don't have one. But I know plenty of people who probably do

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Now, not to derail the tread. No, mine are natural and I have no intentions of upgrading anytime soon.

Seriously, if I were to be with someone who wanted to get implants, I wouldn't mind shelling out the money. Not that I have that much, but I'd certainly help as much as I could.