[J_Panda]

im supream being to a race of tiny people who live in my ingrowing toe nail and pray every night to make me stop putting antiseptic on it

and me and my mate aaron got into the main lobby of mi5 in london and then were told very politly to leave
 

[RandomX]

-I am keeper of the tomatoes.
-I think I'm the only straight, non-modelling (and no website), single woman who posts here regularly.
-I was the head of my JROTC program's Top 6 and got a ton of awards for that.
-I was the first woman in my ROTC programs color guard and drill team. And the first to go to competitions and win something. (Twirling rifles is SO fun!)
-I've led 2 very successful Everquest guilds.
-I was a cohost on New York [censored] once
-I'm only 18, I havent had time to do much in my life yet...

[Captain_Spaulding]

I have appeared in the pages of Score Magazine.  
 

[MunchWolf]

well .. it seems they'll let anyone into their magazine these days

-Munch "Ok .. I'm bitter I wasn't in it ... bitter?  Nyah .. it was just a lick" Wolf

[pedonbio]

Both my ex-wives have written books. Neither mentioned me.

[Shara]

I've never done anything special

[ChrisR1]

I had my 15 minutes of reality-TV fame - I was on an episode of Monster House; the Egyptian House.

[DruulEmpire]

Shara, I beg to differ -- your presence here is quite special to us.

Reading this thread, so far I'm most envious of Dick.

I'm in a bind -- I had fourteen nationally published stories from 1991 through 1997, but most of them were in Juggs, which doesn't make for that great a mainstream resume.

I once had a letter published in Newsweek.  It netted me some guy in Alabama rambling to me over my answering machine.

For anyone following my Pittsburgh outings thread, currently I have a very odd once-in-agreat-while relationship with a woman who has made fleeting appearances in two major motion pictures, and is due for two more such fleeting appearances this year.

I could also tell you my relationship to Pittsburgh's leading science fiction club, the one that hosts Confluence, but then I'd have to kill you.

[PregNut]

I had an email mentioned on Tuesday Morning Quarterback.

[solvegas]

In 1986 my picture was in the local Vancouver, British Columbia, newspaper when our submarine docked into a pier. This was during the 1986 Expo. The weather was great the week we were there. Anyways, we were greeted by a bunch of Greenpeace nutballs who tried to put a rigid Zodiac inflatable power boat onto our ship and do their typical propaganda bullshit and try to put one of their " peace " banners on our ship. Since so many citizens of our supposed " allies " hate our guts, we would practise repel boarders evolutions, especially before we pulled in. This was mostly using our 150 pound pressure firehoses to sweep them away. I was the #1 Nozzleman ( the man who opens or shuts the nozzle of the firehose and directs water to the flames or, in this case, envirowackos ). My job was to ensure nobody put a hostile vessel on ours and I was at the stern ( rear ) of the sub. Well, this enviromoron tried to put his Zodiac on my ship and I sprayed him and overturned his dingy. I had fun doing it  . Well, that's when the newspaperman took his photos and, of course, I'm a mean sumbitch. Oh fucking well. Nobody has the right to board a Navy vessel without Captain's permission, not even foreigners. They may not let us tie up and we will leave, but they ain't boarding us if we don't want 'em. After we tied up there were no more  incidents even though the local marxist-leninist party did use their bullhorns to tell us Yankee imperialists to go home.

[Shara]

My claim to fame started when born. I was one of the biggest babies born in our country.  even then they called me fat

[Hiram]

then they called me fat

Thats cruel.

[bignatslover]

-I'm only 18, I havent had time to do much in my life yet...

Oops, I think I lusted after your bewbs before you were "of age".  Sorry, an honest mistake!

[RandomX]

I remember this thread! Vaguely...

Bignats, no worries. I'm pretty sure I only began posting here when I was 18. If not 18, maybe a few weeks earlier. I definitely didn't show any naughty pictures while I was under the age, I'm sure of that!

[MunchWolf]

Last summer I was naked in the local paper's picture gallery

-Munch "got a picture of that somewhere around here" Wolf