[The Warlock]

Congratulations Ahaz!  Congratulations Topper!  

CONGRATULATIONS Mr. AND Mrs. PAC!!

Mmmm...bachelor party....

The Warlock

[BillN]

Advice from an "old married man" (25 years this fall) and father of a 17 year old son....Pac, just make sure that the screwing you get is worth the screwing that you get...and Topper, when the time comes, even if the pains are five minutes apart, as you depart for the hospital, stop at your front door, look around and listen, because it will never be the same again.  Good Luck to both of you.

[TheZookie007]

My congratulations to all the newly married men, to all the guys whose wives are experiencing BE, and to all those who wives soon will -- by any means necessary!

And Aahz, please fill us in on that grooowing girl Tim Leary was referring to as soon as you can pull yourself away from your own BE experiment, currently in progress!  

[Aahz]

Well I don't really want to give out her name in a public forum without permission. She's 5'2" medium lenght brown hair, probably about 27 or 28 now and has two kids. Kinda bitchy and always hung out with another girl who was resembled her with the notable exception of any boobs whatsoever. These two always made a foundation for good BE stories since they were rather jealous of each others figure.

Aahz.