One FOOT of cleavage?

Sadistyk · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2004, 03:16:41 AM »

Quote:

Shotgun!

Damn! Missed out.

Can I at least get a ride, I'll pay for the first tank of gas.

DruulEmpire · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2004, 03:31:22 AM »

You can have the Breastmobile ... I just want to hang out in the Breast Cave!

Mammeister · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2004, 06:17:33 AM »

Going to Kansas City,

Kansas City here I cum.

They got some big tittied women there and I gonna get me some!!

Nimrod · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2004, 08:43:08 AM »

Wow, this thread has everything!
Starts with a tongue-in-cheek scientific question concerning breasts, has definitions of the criteria, has all sorts of people posting in a very short time, has a reference to KC which always shows up in my search for KC Strip, and it has the breastmobile!
Keisha - Kithara loves the bunny on the breast avatar! I will see if Kithara is up to a little measuring in the name of science

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"Holly canyons of flesh, boobman!"

DrHyde · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2004, 10:01:30 AM »

If you do a thread search you'll find an old thread of the same name with an amazing photo of Chelsea. I'm pretty sure that qualifies for a foot of cleavage.

xmarx52 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2004, 11:15:54 AM »

Keisha posted in a thread I started... I am star struck!

Thanks Keisha for participating in our research!

As for the BreastMobile...

Does it have one headlight or two? And if it has a pair of headlights would it not have to be called the CleavageCar? Or is that a different vehicle. Can you imagine what a BRA would cost for a Cleavagecar? And those Porsche guys think their cars look cool with a bra on!

xmarx52 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2004, 11:21:46 AM »

I just had a odd thought...

What if the Breast Mobile had a traffic accident and ran into the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile? Would they have to call the Hazmat team to clean up the highway in that area?

Mammeister · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2004, 03:49:04 PM »

Are you kidding, the giant breastmobile has two giant headlights and a little one diamond-shaped one in the middle that wiggles like a Tucker. The car is a real Mother Tucker!!

The breastmobile real big Mother Tucker too. She is built for both comfort and speed. She is best described as a well rounded leasure van, fully equipped with comfortable plush booty seats and big fluffy pillows to rest your head on. When you turn on her engine, she purrs like a kitten. She goes from zero to sixty mph in no time and is the most comfortable ride you will ever know!

Safety features include giant air bags and pulsating safety belts, of course!!

What more could you want? A fully stocked milk bar and sensuround stereo too?

Tiggo · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2004, 10:22:31 PM »

1. Keisha! You should make a home video and send it in to MTV's "Pimp My Ride"! Tell them you want the Breastmobile!! Their eyes would pop out of their sockets!!

2. But seriously (and what, tell me, what is more serious than huge tits?), there are many women who could literally have 12" of cleavage if they could wear a bra or support device. Here's one of Monique from TH that I *think* shows a foot of cleavage...

More pictures please!!!

vixen · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2004, 10:28:19 PM »

OK guys, I'll bite.

But, remember, I'm probably one of the smallest of the big bust chics. (Just about 5' tall)

I got out my tape measure, & checked out my size....
...& I was thinkin'.. (Oh' no!! is Vixen thinkin' again??) How can a cleavage be 12"??.. If it was 12" it would'nt be a cleavage @ all.., it would be "A FOOT" !!

Hummmmm, did I make a joke???

Anyway the tale of the tape is.... 11"

& here's the photographic proof to prove it...

(See attachment)

Glad to be of service guys...I love to please.

But for that full foot of cleavage we're goin' to have to find an accommodatin' big titted girl alittle bigger than lil' ol' Vix.

UserInterface · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2004, 11:20:39 PM »

Vixen has my vote

11" of cleavage and a whole lotta class.

Catch · « **Reply #27 on:** April 26, 2004, 01:33:25 AM »

Thanks Vixen for participating in this important scientific research.

BTW, you look fantastic!

xmarx52 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 26, 2004, 10:21:25 AM »

Hi Vixen, thanks for the participation! We can always count on you to join in the fun, only one of the things we love about you around here!

And 11 inches of quality is better than more quantity any day. You are fabulous.

Sadistyk · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2004, 03:54:02 AM »

Vixen...have I told you lately how much I love you.

Now if you'll excuse me, my fiance' is going to hit me with a frying pan.

Re: One FOOT of cleavage? - ride the breastmobile!