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Craig_Mercer

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2005, 08:00:14 AM »
Can't resist, another Miami post. This one based not on size but presentation. Occured roughly an hour after the I-cup Cubana sighting as my poor heart was still racing.

SO at practically every party I attended I notice this unreal absolutely gorgeous Black amazon with a shaved head. Well over Six feet tall, huge round dark eyes and amazingly pert 36C cups. I say amazingly pert as her outfits consisted of a stylish open evening jacket with nothing underneath. During sideways glances as we talk (shes a vocalist, I'm in recording) I notice her  teardrop shaped bosoms tapering to a giant Hershey's Kiss aereola and nipple just beyond the edge of the cloth.

She must be a fan or stalker of my boss, a well known DJ, cause the following night sure enough she was there at a poolside DJ set.

She must've been in some wine or music induced  ecstasy cause one minute were talking by the pool, I turn around to see if everything alright on the decks, turn around again again and sure enough she's  Stripped down to her white cotton panties, 6+ feet of tits, hips and curves frolicing suggestively in the pool

Mind you this is no private adult affair, but a corporate sponsored music seminar event at a DoubleTree Hotel and here is this shapely handful practically naked, (the soaked white panties turned completely transparent pubes n all...we have bush!) , 36C's bobbling on the surface, water running off her magnificent round bare scalp down her shoulders and off her nipples like some obscene wonderful fountain.

 I'm losing it, boss cant get away from the decks to even peep, and neither of us has a camera, the guy who does has his back turned to the action beyond earshot. Oh, her shorter cutey-pie latina friend was also starkers swimming next to her. This goes on for about 5 minutes during which I did manage to get her number as she was toweling off. Which is something.
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Mercerwatch

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #61 on: August 15, 2007, 07:15:13 PM »
Spotted this amazingly heavy breasted, slim college chick parking her car her 36ddd expanse bulging from the top of her too small spaghetti strapped tank.
She enters a store and leans over her back to me inspecting a pair of kicks. She leaves before I can get a word in. Pass her by on my break and get a couple quick candids in (she kinda busts me on the second pic)  and
lose track ; couple hours later she returns to her car, her left strap dangling; her right boob sitting lower than its twin, and only her bra strap (beige
monster*) visible, the sucker totally failed on her! Pre burst pics in an hour.
*beige monster: most reliable brassiere in the big busted womans' arsenal.
(c)CM 2007 keep this one here only pls.
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Duffdog

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #62 on: August 15, 2007, 08:46:52 PM »
Ah HA!!!
Now I see why I never had the same sightings as you, even though I am a prof. photographer and see zillions of girls daily.  You have a different view on what a "slim" girl is than I do.  To me, she looks like the avg. chubby girl with big boobs.  A slim girl to me is between size 0-6.

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spid

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #63 on: August 15, 2007, 09:18:16 PM »
In no way would that girl be described as chubby.  Nice catch Merc.

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bignatslover

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2007, 04:59:29 AM »
I'm with Mercer on this one.  Slim and stacked.  nice.

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Mercerwatch

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #65 on: August 16, 2007, 12:19:53 PM »
Aspect ratio off on full body shot. Shortened it for the collage.
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TheZookie007

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #66 on: August 16, 2007, 03:13:44 PM »
Quote:

In no way would that girl be described as chubby.  Nice catch Merc.


I agree on both counts. No way is that girl "chubby". Nice catch, Craig, and I hope she didn't pop you one for taking her picture
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Dearc

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #67 on: August 16, 2007, 08:24:59 PM »
Good eye!  Candids are so much better than posing.

BTW Mercer, who's in your avatar?  Thx
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Dave Brubeck

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #68 on: August 18, 2007, 09:13:07 AM »
She's not chubby, but she's not slim either. She's a good, healthy-sized woman. She is, however, stacked. Good catch.

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TheZookie007

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2007, 01:52:31 AM »
Quote:

She's not chubby, but she's not slim either. She's a good, healthy-sized woman. She is, however, stacked. Good catch.


Well said, and I totally agree.
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Mercerwatch

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2007, 02:27:04 PM »
...she's gone blonde. Its still balmy but the ice skaters are still out. I'm lazily waiting on line when I spot an unbelievably bodacious hostess seating a table at a cafe. 5-10 Italian blond tight grey skirt and the tightest white sweater conceivable. All the parties and patrons of the cafe were stunned dazed and exchanging whispered amazement at her curves. Bombshell by definition. A 3/4 shot from behind, you can imagine what he profile was like.
   

Edited by mod: Mercer, your fine contributions are appreciated by many here... please just remember not to include ANY location info since even something as broad as the city name seems sufficient to prompt less sensible folks to seek specifics. Not only would that situation be against site rules, it's simply bad mojo. Thanks.

To all/other users: DO NOT request specific RL location info publicly OR via PM about the subjects of candid posts. There are few quicker ways to get the BEA in trouble and yourself permanently banned. Thanks.  
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chadburton

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2007, 02:32:44 PM »
Molto bene!

Edited by mod: Chad, your request is a significant violation of your user agreement and common sense... it's a good thing another mod saw it and pulled the thread offline. Please do not EVER solicit RL location info for candid subjects, either publicly or privately... either action is a major no-no insofar as privacy and the BEA Owner's clear policy on such things are concerned.

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TheHerald

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #72 on: October 20, 2007, 10:21:51 PM »
Mercerwatch can't tell you the cafe name due to the BEA rule about giving info that might support stalking. I think you may have to be satisfied with the pictures he promised.  
Thank you for your patience as I indulge my need to share.

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ltfields

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2007, 07:47:40 AM »
Quote:

TheHerald said:
Mercerwatch can't tell you the cafe name due to the BEA rule about giving info that might support stalking. I think you may have to be satisfied with the pictures he promised.  




BTW, incredible work as always Mercer, you are truly blessed with big boob sightings...  

Edit by mod: ltfields, it is NOT kosher for you to suggest that other users violate site policy by using PMs to solicit/share rule-breaking info. Such a suggestion on your part is viewed very poorly by the BEA Owner (it's his ass on the line for ALL liability here) and by the mods who work for him. Please THINK before you post next time.  
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ROUNDandHEAVY

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #74 on: October 21, 2007, 08:47:39 PM »
SWEET JEEEBUS!!!
Call me Bob.