[Goldeneye]

5 points to Craig Mercer for getting the phrase "ghetto fabulous" into a big-breast-sighting post.    

[TheZookie007]

quote:Originally posted by Craig Mercer:
The second was HUGE about 6'5" in sneakers, she was about a 36-C and filling out a ribbed white turtleneck that I was looking dead at nice.

What, was she trying out for the WNBA or something? WOW.

 

[Craig_Mercer]

Alright, Blimptits made a cameo appearance yesterday she now recognizes me and says hi. She was with a couple of friends a young couple and she wandered around for a bit but tries nothing on and buys nothing. Something tells me she was outfit hunting for a "Go-Go" dancer event at a local nightclub last night. This was a summit for dancers at four of the most popular strip clubs I skipped it because were having an event at the same club tonight. Repeat I skipped the opportunity to party with a few of the more inflated bustlines in the area. Desensitized  .
Never! Later the same night I was blessed by a visit from the candy shop dow the hall. I was originally attracted to this young black woman becuase of her innocent friendly demeanor. She's about seventeen, an Alicia Keys lookalike and topping about six feet. I also noticed notable BE on her narrow frame over the course of a month. The next time I saw her it was apparent her belly was swelling also. Long story short, she disappears for a few month I guess for labor and reappeared around Halloween. She comes in shopping last night in a white ribbed sweater (the prime sighting outfit) and rests her homegrown 38-DD perfect spheres on the counter as I'm ringing her up. Big..Big girl.Instant pillow. Candy run anyone?

Oh yeah, a 39-40 year old preppy suburbanite hardbody. 36-C implants. Came in shopping with herstreotypically preppy but cool as hell boyfriend last night. As he was browsing out on the floor she had to make a few trips for his approval on the 3 completely see-through bustiers she tried on...braless. She caused a scene with the coworkers as the whole of her breasts pink nipples and brown areolae were visible. I kept m cool though. She was only a c cup for chisskes.

Lastly I'm eagerly awaiting the Thanksgiving break return of our most buxotic co-worker an
18, 5 foot 36-C-23-36, rounder than round, supple mound of baby-fat, Italian/Filipino who went off to college this season. How we missed her clothes busting curves and pencil eraser nipples. How her beach ball booty threatned to bust her jeans open, how her pert tatas gapped the buttons of her top, and deciding which to focus on. The big mystery here folks is did she gain the infamous freshman 15 and if so let us pray it's in the chest.

[Goldeneye]

Okay, do we get pictures of the co-worker?

[hourglass]

!!!
good god, mercer!  Strap a camera to your forehead or something!

[Goldeneye]

Or get "cool" like James Bond in A View to a Kill and wear a TOTALLY big and fake-looking ring with a camera in it.  Buy a coke, and every time you lift it to take a drink, snap a quick photo, and be REALLY obvious about it like he did.  

[Craig_Mercer]

-First off, a belated VCR Alert, Wednesdays Ananda Lewis show had a Q&A and performance by the ever expanding Hip-Hop chanteuse Mystic (album cover on display in Member's Gallery) the topic was fathers who left and Mystic filled up the couch her massive boobs filling out her blouse and cleavage swelling up toward her chin. She wobbled and jiggled with the slightest motion. Folks this is the new Dolly Parton, Dana Gilespie and Lainie Kazan, track her every appearnce se her live in your town on the Black Lily tour. The biggest turn on being that altough her breats are so obviously huge, no mention has been made of them. Even the cameraman tried in vain to shoot her from the neck up.

-On the Comics Front peep the current mini-series "Adventures in The Rifle Brigade: Operation Bollock" and it's predecessor. This is a raunchy and scatalogical post WWII satire featuring a JUMBO breated Nazi villaness seeking controll of Hitlers missing left nut.

[JustMeMike]

Just back and Mercerwatch caught my attention with his post about Mystic - I hadn't heard about her. But Mercer says she's got big ones, so I'll be watching for her.  

In the meantime, here are a few from the neck up shots:

This is JustMeMike  

[Craig_Mercer]

Picked up my brother from the bus station earlier today his first question...did you see SCTV this week? I immediately knew why he asked. Digging through his bag I produced a VHS tape and there it was after some 15 lost years, Wet Nurse (minus intro but main parts intact). Sheber I remember our pact a couple months ago when I taped somthing else I promised members here a compilation of all breast and BE material over the years but now I have the crown jewel I can finally make this a reality. Stay tuned.

[sheber]

Younger brothers are great! They often come through when least expected. I eagerly await the green light!

[TheZookie007]

quote:Originally posted by sheber:
Younger brothers are great! They often come through when least expected. I eagerly await the green light!

Yeah, younger bros are cool. I oughta know, I'm one myself.

[Craig_Mercer]

A couple notes on the Rackumentary Vol 1. I first, Sheber the forum link blocks your email address and I tried [email protected] to no avail, no biggie though, due to money restraints, I can't send it out yet anyway.

Y'all be glad to hear that the Rackumentary Vol II titled Juggumentary or the T&A channel is underway. Early in 2000 MTV2 was airing the complete MTV catalog alphabetically by title and I personally (in round the clock 12 hour taping sessions) recorded every title from like "Can I Kick It? by A Tribe Called Quest through "Zoot Suit Riot" by the BSO. As a result I can place any of the videos posted in the video thread as long as it falls alpbabetically between these titles. The Lisa Lisa video appears on Vol I and I'm giving it highest priority for capping. Of the 4 clips added to Vol 2 already includes "Let It All Hang Out" by John Mellencamp overdeveloped Amazon, and "She's a Bitch" by Euro-K with the most incredible petite brunette. Feel free to follow my lead all you need is 2 VCRs & a Radio Shack Cable.

On the Soleil Moon Frye tip, in addition to the overburdened blue one-piece bathing suit. She also gave an incredible performance on a **29** edition of "Fun House" a syndicated "Double Dare" rip-off with an elaborate multi-tiered set with wet and gross-out obstacles. Her blue t-shirt packed with her 38-DD's got sopping wet with water and slime. A true Holy Grail for both breast and "splosh" fetishists. And to think, all of these shows are gathering dust in some vault in Hollywood. RAID THE ARCHIVES!!!

[upenout]

CM:  Which archive are you referring to, and how do I get into it?

I'm not clear on how the Rackumentary/Jugumentary will be available.  Will it be on bearchive.com?  For sale on vhs?

Also, some older posts where you &/or Sheber pasted some pics/vidcaps by request, right into your posted message it comes out as just a box with an "X" (That symbol when a picture can't be seen).  I usually don't have trouble viewing stuff.  Can you help?  Thanks. You have already been a tremendous help to MANkind.

[BillN]

You know you probably could have gotten a government grant to produce it as an artform?

(I get halfsies.)  

[sheber]

upenout,
It all depends if I posted the image to my website or to the user gallery for all to see. Which images are you looking for?

This one is on my site:

Does everybody remember this commercial and what they were selling?

[ November 29, 2001: Message edited by: sheber ]