"Got a flat screen monitor, 40 inches wide.
I believe that yours says Etch-a-Sketch on the side.
In a 32 bit world, you're a 2 bit user.
You've got you're own newsgroup, alt.total.loser!
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax! Where'd you get your C.P.U. in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online, well you know that I'll beat you.
If I ever meet you, I'll control, alt, delete you!"
Weird Al Yankovic, All About the Pentiums