[BarnacleBill]

"I carry twenty-three great wounds, all got in battle. Seventy-five men have I killed with my own hands in battle. I scatter, I burn my enemies' tents. I take away their flocks and herds. The Turks pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor! BECAUSE I AM A RIVER TO MY PEOPLE!"
Auda abu Tayi, played by Anthony Quinn in Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

[DruulEmpire]

"Michael George Hartley, this is a nasty dark little room."

"That's right."

"We are not happy in it."

"I am.  It's better than a nasty dark little trench."

"Then you're an ignoble fellow."

"That's right."

"Ah!  Here is William Potter with my newspaper!"

[PregNut]

"Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog."

[notty]

"I'm the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can, I can walk backwards fast as you can. I'm the backwards man, the backwards man."

[notty]

"Dad, we're men, okay? That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open. Talk about pussy. Go on riverboat gambling trips. Make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked!"

"We literally have never done any of those things."

"Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad: suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come onto me. I'm looking good. Got a luscious V of hair goin' from my chest pubes down to my ball 'fro. And she takes one look at me and she goes, 'Oh my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener--"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[BarnacleBill]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost... in time... like tears in rain...

Time to die.

[PregNut]

I push my finger into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it!

-Slipknot, 'Duality'

[HighSeasDrifter]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room"

From Dr. Strangelove. 

That's strange.  (No pun intended.)  I thought the line was: "Gentlemen!  Let's have some decorum!  This is a war room!"  Which IMO, is funnier. 

[tdotter]

What you get ain't what you see.
Things don't come that easily.

Snowblind by Black Sabbath

[Liam]

They call it paradise
I don't know why
You call someplace paradise,
kiss it goodbye


-The Eagles, The Last Resort.

[rtpoe]

"A man needs a little madness, or else he never dares cut the rope and be free."



"...Teach me to dance..."

[tdotter]

I make love to mountain lions
**82** on red hot branding irons
When I walk the roadway shakes
Bed's a mess of rattlesnakes
 
I'm So Bad (Baby,I Don't Care) by Motörhead

Lemmy is one of the very few who could sing this and mean it.

[tdotter]

Up in Smoke
Cheech-"Hey man,I never took any acid before."
Chong-"Well,I hope you're not busy for about a month."

[Hark]

"You've got be fucking kidding!"

Hint: Don't lose your head, it'll come back. 

[tdotter]

I keep looking at the sky
Cause it's getting me high
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes