[Haknslash]

(Translated)

"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."

[Zatoichi]

Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it.

[Sonic_Morph]

"When I slap you, you're gonna take it and like it!"
 

[DrHyde]

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

-Team America, World Police

[CarlTL]

Not exactly a movie or song lyric:

"Oh what fools these mortals be"

[GALVATRON]

They wanna get my ass
Dead or alive
You know he really tried to take me
Down by surprise
I bet he missioned with the CIA
He don't do half what he say

Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man

He out to shock in every single way
He'll stop at nothing just to get his political say
He think he bad cause he's BSDA
I bet he never had a social life anyway
You think he brother with the KKK?
I know his mother never taught him right anyway
He want your vote just to remain DA.
He don't do half what he say

Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man

Thomas Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man

Does he send letters to the FBI?
Did he say to either do it or die?

Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man

Thomas Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man
Tom Sneddon is a cold man

Thomas Sneddon is a cold man
(he must be stopped)
(he should be shot)
*Bang!

[DrHyde]

I never drink....wine.

-Dracula

[Tiggo]

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vamanos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

[Duck_n_Cover]

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it. Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal? That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back. It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity. It is ecological balance. You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations; there are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast, interwoven, interacting, multivaried, multinational dominion of dollars. "

-Ned Beatty in  Network, one of the most brilliant films ever made. every minute of it, and ever word is as relevant today as it was in 1976.

[DrHyde]

"That's one fine looking coat you got there."

-Sin City

[Darkstorm]

Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!
Inigo Montoya: I agree with Fezzik.
Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern. *I* will kill her. And remember this, *never* forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering **92**, you couldn't buy Brandy!
[turning to Fezzik]
Vizzini: And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed?! in Greenland!?!

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Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

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Vizzini: You only *think* I guessed wrong! - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.
[Vizzini falls over dead]

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Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

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Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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Grandpa: It was ten days to the wedding. The King still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse...
The Grandson: See? didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?
Grandpa: Yes you're very smart. Shut up.

I haven't watched that movie for ages....

[Darkstorm]

Anyone ever noticed how many quotes from the Star Wars films have sexual connotations?

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Sorry about the mess..."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

"You've got something jammed in there real good."

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

"Sir, Luke is the best bush pilot in the outer rim territories!"

"Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"
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Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

"And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"

"Possible he came in through the south **103**."

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

"Hurry up, golden-rod..."

"But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...."

"Control! Control! You must learn control!"

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"I'm trying to get us out of here, and you go and pull those apart..."
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Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

"Rise, my friend."

"Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

"Not bad for a little furball."

"How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"

"Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"

"Keep on that one, I'll take these two."

"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

"I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

The Emperor: " You want thisss, don't youuu"

[Tiggo]

@ Darkstorm

LMFAO!!!

The funniest:  "Get clear Wedge, you'll never do any good back there."  

I don't know how I can follow that.

Alex of course... from "A Clockwork Orange"

Alex: "What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!"

 Alex: "There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."

 Alex: "Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!"

[DrHyde]

Kingpin: "Is there anything else?"
 
Bullseye: "Yeah, I want a fucking costume."

-Daredevil

[Chronicler]

© 1996 Zoo Entertainment
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**33** with a Penis
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I met a boy
wearing vans
501s
and a Dope
beastie-T
nipple rings
new tattoos
that claimed that he
was OGT
back from From ’92
from the first EP

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that he thought we were
sellin’ out
layin’ down
suckin’ up
to the man...

Well now I’ve got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that I’m the man
if I’m the man
then you’re the man
and He’s the man as well
so you can
point that fuckin’ finger up your ASS.
-
All you know about me is what I’ve sold you,
Dumb fuck, I sold out long before you ever
heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit
and then you bought one.

I’ve got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that I’m the man
If I’m the fuckin’ man
then you’re the fuckin’ man as well,
So you can
point that fuckin’ finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I’ve sold you,
Dumb fuck, I sold out long before you ever
heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
and then you bought one

All you
read and
Wear or
see and
Hear on
tv
is a
product
begging
for your
fatass
dirty
dollar

So...shut up and
Buy
Buy
Buy
my new record
Buy
Buy
Buy
Send more money

Fuck you, BUDDY
FUCK YOU BUDDY
FUCK YOU BUDDY
FUCK YOU BUDDY