Ok, one of the many chicks i have met on Yahoo! Personals has what I would consider the biggest breasts i have ever seen
in person. Cliche, cliche about pictures and thousands of words...this is one of the pics she sent me:
Anyway, we got together for coffee, had pleasant but pointless/insipid conversation (fortunately for me, SHE brought up her boobs, and mentioned that her bra size was 38GGG). Got a nice hug at the end of the date (and WOW!!!), but that's it. We talked once or twice (online) afterward, at which she said she just didn't really feel a spark (frankly - unfortunately - neither did I) and that was that.
She looked awesome when we met. She had a great face and great hair (i swear it looked like one of those Pantene commercials) and even though she's a "big" gal, she didn't look at all dumpy. She wore a red blazer over a REALLY,
REALLY tight white top (apparently she knew how to capitalize on the assets!) and jeans. I wish more would have come of it - if only a grope in a movie theater or something - but it was not to be, apparently.
And now for the non-happy ending: she has since gotten married and had a...breast reduction. I got an IM out of the blue from her once. she very excitedly stated that she was now a D cup. And this is how I know there is no god.

The End.
Steve Z