[rebel6731]

That car is so you.  I had a car that was so me, once.  Unfortunately, it fell apart when I turned 30.  Guess it was so me in more ways than I thought.  

And if Dick is coming along, I guess I better hurry up and hop on the short bus before it feels up.    Can I sit in the back with you, Sable?  I promise not to pull your hair and call you "boogie breath", this time.  

[Sable Holiday]

rtpoe.. yes its a strange thread......   when your a stranger. Do you really think it need's a little something to spruce it up? I think its soopper cool. Bisbee was way cool, lotsa hippies, traveling gypsys, and um smugglers  my kind of people .  

[Dick Biggerstaff]

YES...That's the CAR...If you're going to get a car... spend the money and get it fully loaded with all the options and then some...IT'S THE SWISS ARMY CAR... GREAT FOR GOING ON TOUR!!!  

[rebel6731]

Does it have a spork?  'Cause I can't go in no vehicle that don't got no spork.  It's rebel's rule #387.

[Sable Holiday]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOLROGWD! DIKI.... YOU NEVER FAIL TO KILL ME  swiss army car...... yeah if I was a car.....  I guess that would be me. That's just my oppinion I guess. Casual, versital, artsy, yet subtle. hahaaaaaaaa HAAAAAA HA AHA HA   forget the yellow bus, we cn all get in my crusing wagon an go bowling. Or how cool would it be to take it thru valet parking?  

[Dick Biggerstaff]

Are you kidding Rebel? It has SPORKS to spare. And not the ones that last only a few miles. These SPORKS are the conventional ones...  

[Sable Holiday]

REBEL, WE CAN GO THRU bk DRIVE THRU AND  get you a spork.Sporks are cool..... taco bell has them. But we will go to burger king and order tacos and sporks. we can put more stuff on the car, there is room for more. oh nooooo  MY CAR IS EXPANDING......( once again in keeping on topic)  

[rebel6731]

Conventional ones?  Does that mean they are the US 3 prong version or the international 4 prong version?  Just wonderin' because it be hard to eat KFC mashed taters with those damn plastic sporks that they give you at the drive-thru.  And I love my mashed taters.    

[rebel6731]

My spork always breaks off in them pintos'n'cheese.  Then I just have to end up scoopin' 'em out with my fingers and that's no good.  How 'bout you splurge and buy me a metal spork.  Then we'll be cookin' with gas.  (Back to where we started......but without the skunks......lol)  

[Dick Biggerstaff]

YEAH Sable...that's the car. Perfect for cruising in a funeral procession with the headlights on and the flashers going and the CD player blasting? Great for waking the dead...or at least getting their attention.  

[Sable Holiday]

and speaking of gas...... Dick what happens on the best shoots......never fails to amuse us. at least the last shoot we had a real jacuzzi and not the Polish one....hahaaaaaaaaa and what is UP with the gas prices? it's gonna cost me an arm an a leg to mow my yard this summer. good thing I still have my asses.Everyones gonna want to borrow my asses now. Dont you hate when the neighbors borrow your yard tools? o I said tools..... ahhhhh ha haah huh huh ahhhhh peterotool...luv that at least I got the tire on the wheel barrow fixed finally! those things suck with flat tires.( I said suck) Do you think that girls that have  expanding yard's are sexy?  

[rebel6731]

I hate mowing the yard.  All the cool [censored] driving by in their convertible thunderbirds, while you're sweating your asses off.  It sucks.  I'd much rather have astro-turf, but the knee burns from it are unbelievable.  Ouch!!!  

[HeavyMetal1980]

Sable...after reading every damn thing you have written in this thread I have but one thing to say about you...

God damn, you must be one of the craziest women alive!

...so, when will we meet for dinner?


Heavy "it's not TOO early to start derailing this thread to suit my own interests now is it?" Metal

 

[Sable Holiday]

 well hell      oh Heavy! Yes I am a bit nuts, but at least I know it and I'm not in the nile. I love your long hair by the way.SAVAGE! MMMM I still gopher the 80's glam rock kinda guys.I like tatoo's 2. Everyone shaves their heads now n daze, I dont care for that look. Down here in stoopidville all the rednecks think they are so cool with the shaved heads, an ball caps, they call it low maintenance....   which bugs me in the first place because guys dont have to do much to groom anyhow. I like a guy who kinda primps in the mirror with me.I do however like a nice shorn scrotum, like Dr. Evil.Did you see the last one with his evil underground laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair...   the sub .... long hard an full of seaman? I like that. I get stuff in movies no one gets sometimes, so at the movies, sometimes I will like have terrets, but like the laffing kind, and no one will get it but me.Do you still wanna grab some chow? Also do you think girls that swear are ok? My X said I swore too much, and he's in construction.  

[Sadistyk]

LOL...Stoopidville...

Yep, that's North Carolina for you.  I've wrestled in many town's and cities in North Carolina where I look around and see every redneck stereotype...and that's just the front row of fans.  Then again, I've wrestled in towns in West Virginia where the entire crowd(500+) was related.

*cues up the Deliverance banjo music*