Sorry you're so hard up there in stoopidville. I lived in the rural midwest for a long time and never had much dating luck, got to be on good terms with my right and left hands though. :lol: I moved to the west coast and things were much better.

Even tried Match.com and had some good luck with that. There were some issues of size, but I don't think my endowment is quite in the league of yours, at least I can hide it away a lot more easily than you can. Not that I think you should hide anything, quite the opposite!

The guy who made the comment about your boobs was probably just intimitated, not worth your time.
As far as the guy-girl action, I'd love to see you in that! I'd love to be in that with you, but I'm not sure my wife would feel the same way.

If you decide to go in that direction, go get a big guy so I can picture myself with there with you.

Actually, I had read somewhere that you were gay. I'm glad to hear you're not, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Thanks for the comment about not needing more inches. But you know it's not a matter of need.

Always wanted just a few more so I could make it to the end of that old ruler.

Didn't you just add a few more inches to your endowment, even though you didn't need too.

I hear you about the Paganism. I'm an atheist and it doesn't sit to well with my god-fearing family back home. I'm not a heathen or anything (but I play one on TV :lol:), but I'm more comfortable in Northern California where things are more relaxed.
I hope you got your hay delivery all squared away. If you need some more of a different kind of package, just let me know and I'll shoot off a few more pics via e-mail.