Three words: Wear a sock.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT ...
DEAR: WARES A SOCK,
Really, though. NO REALLY YOU ARE A BIG SISSY SOUTHERN BELLE GIRLY BOY!
I visit the greatest strip club east of the Mississippi, the Platinum Plus in Memphis, TN, about once a year.
YEAH SO?
And the girls there let you knead, suck on, play with tits AS MUCH AS YOU WANT....
AND THATS SO NORMAL?
They also will massage/rub/dry fuck you.
HMMM WHAT A GREAT LIFE, I LIVE FOR THOSE HALLMARK MOMENTS!
GET A LIFE RICHIE CUNNINGHAM/ OPIE TAYLOR SOCK IN YOUR PANTS WEARING DORK!
And when you've already downed a twelve-pack of beer,
LUSH
unwanted messes can occur.
HOW SPECIAL, THANKS FOR SHARING THAT VALUABLE INFORMATION RICHIE! ANYMORE IDEAS? YOU KNOW I HAVE A FOND LOVE OF ASSES...
<<<WISSLIN' THE THEME FROM THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW....
I've heard that Sable Holiday is at least bi.....
AT LEAST! IF NOT TRI? PERHAPS QUAI? IM SO GAY I CAN'T STOP SKIPPING, I AM SO LIGHT IN MY HEELS!
I really appreciate it.
YEAH ME TOO TATTLE TALE!!!
.I guess I'm just too old-fashioned.
OH NO NOT YOU !!!!YA SOCK WEARIN SISSY BOY! I BET YOU WOULD RATHER WEAR MY SOILED PANTIES!!!
I really don't like the whole "private session" thing; it's too fabricated, materialistic, just plain weird, and just... I don't know.... creepy.
AND YOUR NOT? YOUR VERY CREEPY TO ME OPIE TAYLOR! YEAH PRIVATE SESSIONS ARE TO KEEP TATTLE TALES LIKE YOU FROM ACTING LIKE YOUR SO COOL,BLABBING AWAY LIKE SOME GABBY LITTLE WIMP, ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT! GO BACK TO PLAYING PUT PUT WITH YOUR LITTLE PUTTER.YOU JUST CAN'T AFFORD ME OPIE! SAVE UP, FOR SOME NEW SOCKS! HA HA HA!
I'd love to just sit down and chat,
( WITH A SOCK IN YOUR PANTS)
have fun with,
A SOCK,
discuss whatever comes up,
SABLE'S LOVE FOR PUSSY EATING AND DOMINATING RICHIE CUNNINGHAM, IN HER RUBBER CAT SUIT, WHILE WEARIN MY SOCK!
and maybe get a Polaroid with an amazingly well-endowed woman,
IN LATEX THIGH HIGHS
just like yourself, and like you said, apparently, "that is too much to ask".
NOT AT ALL, IF YOU HAVE EXPENSIVE SOCKS, AND CASH.
But, I'll keep the flame of eternal hope burning....
YEAH LIGHT A FART WHILE YOUR DOING THAT IS VERY FUN , THIS AMUSES THE QUEEN.
because I can't help but ADORE women with absolutely GI-NORMOUS chests.
AS LONG AS I AM WEARING MY SISSY BOY PINK SOCKS WITH THE LACE TRIM, UNDER MY TAN DOCKERS WHEN I GO OOOGLE THE BOOBIES OF SOME LESBIAN ...
Thus quoteth her royal majesty Sable Holiday.....
THE NEXT TIME YOU QUOTE ME , IT WILL BE WHEN YOU COME BACK HERE AND TELL EVERYONE EVERYTHING I AM SAYING.
"Hello! Things have changed a bit, and I am now available for Personal Domination Sessions. I am currently located in Charlotte, North Carolina . I am not doing any long distance traveling at this time, unless you have a VERY large wallet.
Email Me ONLY if you are seriously interested in becoming a legitimate paying piggy , enslaved SABLE worshipper and addictee. CONTRIBUTE or be ignored. There are far too many generous and willing piggies out there who are commited to providing for ME , Amusing, and Spoiling ME for ME to waste time and energy on the broke, cheap, half-hearted and worthless. You MUST PLEASE ME, PAY ME, and OBEY ME to EXPERIENCE ME! If you haven't the means or intentions to contribute--GO ELSEWHERE. Find yourself a cheaper addiction or a Mistress who demands LESS. I give out 100% and I demand the same in MY slave toys. I can weed out the undesirables--pigs that will bore me, fetishes that do not interest ME, switchyboys, or pain-in-the-ass weekend-subs who have a list of subby fantasies they want to fulfill in order. I do not accept first-time experimenting subs. If you have NOT already established some sort of ongoing communication with Me, you MUST have several references from other ProDommes I can contact online.
Please don't waste MY time."
<<< THAT MEAN'S CHEAP FRAIDY CAT SISSY BOYS LIKE YOU RICHIE!
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When did this shit happen?
GEE PAW.... IS SHE FOR REAL? She used to be such a nice girl.
JEST LIKE THELMA LUE!MMMM
Oh well, at least I met her when she was just Sable from the hood....
JUST? I HAVE NEVER BEEN "JUST ANYTHING" OPIE!
Are there ANY decent feature dancers who actually TOUR anymore??!! If so, where the hell can I find them?!!!
TRY CHURCH, THERE ARE PLENTY IN THE DIRTY SOUTH.MAYBE A TENT REVIVAL....BUT PLEASE WEAR YOUR SOCK!
Oh.......
Whoops.
I hope she doesn't see this...
<<< GOOD ONE (CUM IN YOUR PANTS,SO YOU WEAR A SOCK) WAIT TILL I SHOW THE PICTURES OF US TOGETHER RICHIE!
I saw her in person about four years ago in North Carolina at a club she was dancing at several times a week.
She couldn't give me a lap dance, because she had some strange agreement with a very creepy scary older man who was sitting in a dark corner that she was "his" for that night.
YEAH MY TYPE , VERY CREEEEEPY SCARY, OLD , AND LOTS OF CASH FOR ME TO SPEND ON WHIPS,LATEX CLOTHES FOR ME AND LEATHER, AND CHAINS AND PINK PANTIES TO DRESS MY SISSY BOYS IN!
She wouldn't say how much he was paying her, but it was over $1000 for just one night, and she hinted that he payed that once a week!!! OMFG!!!
YOU SAID I WOULD'T SAY, THEN YOU SAID... YOUR SUCH A GOSSIP! GET THE NATIONAL ENQUIRE- ING STORY STRAIGHT OPIE TAYLOR!
In addition, a group of young Negroes came in and she just LOVED them, grabbing at their crotches, flirting with them, etc. in other words, very NON-lesbian behavior.
YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT, NO ONE SAYS NEGRO,EVER, NOW I HAVE TO SPANK YOU RICHIE! WACK WACK! I DOUBT VERY MUCH I WAS GRABBING THEIR CROTCHES, ETC. YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY NON- LESBIAN BEHAVIOR, AND THAT YOU COULDN'T GET A DANCE,(WITH YOUR SOCK ON, TO STOP YOUR SISSY STICK FROM MAKING A MESS ON YOUR SEARS KACKI SLACKS!! BOO HOO OPIE! GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND PUT MY BRA ON YOUR HEAD WE SHALL WRITE "DUNCE" ON IT. YOU ARE SUCH A STORY TELLER HUH?
So anyway, I don't know if she knows what she really is.
LOLRO........YOUR LAP WITH MY HIGH HEEL BOOTS ON !
I just don't think that it's healthy to start down the road that she's on (as evidenced by that quote I posted above).
YES MUCH HEALTHIER THEN DOING MY YOGA, EAT MY TOFU, AND GIVE DANCES TO MEN IT SOCKS.
But then again, I don't know (nor would want to know) any domination type people.
YOU WISH....YOU NEED TO BE DOMINATED JUST BECAUSE YOUR SUCH A DORK .PERHAPS I CAN SMAK THE STUPID OUTA YA?
Can anybody chime in as to whether or not domination types can still be normal???
>>> I CAN! I CAN! OHHH PICK ME!! I KNOW THAT ANSWER! HELLO... OVER HERE!
Jeeeezz.....
JIZZZZZ IN SOCK
I'm sorry,
YES VERY
Just like Jerry McGuire, "I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!"
Also, for the record, I have nothing against the whole S&M scene.
LIAR!
I just want normal, GOOD ONE, old-fashioned
ANOTHER MAYBERRY GAL, TRY AUNT B. SHE WAS A REAL TART
strippers with gigantic boobs!! Is that so much to ask?? WHY YES IT IS, BOOBS THIS BIG ARE NEVER "NORMAL" WAKE UP AND SMELL MY SOCKS OPIE TAYLOR! I HAVE PICTURES!
I guess my odds are best in just looking for "local" talent, i.e. local busty dancers or high-price busty "escorts" who have really big boobs. Perhaps it is THEY who have made the touring feature megatitters lose their marketshare.
PASS THE BUCK.... OVER HERE... HA HA HA!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TIGOL(RICHIE OPIE TAYLOR)BIDDYS!
AND NOW YOU KNOW THE RESSSSSSSSST OF THE STORY!
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