HEY IT'S SABLE 101 HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW FUCKIN COOL IS THAT? Now for your first class : "win a date with Sable Holiday" very clever idea, why didn't I think of that?
ok here's the basic rules before joining the contest, do you have something to write with? CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS?
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ok just wanted to know if ya'll were payin attention.
#1. You must be ammusing
#1. You must be funny
#5. You must be able to cover the bill
#8. You must do whatever I want to do, even if it goes against your better judgemet.
#2. If your married,and wife wants to cum, she can,no [censored] though, well unless you have a cute 18 yr old son......
#14.You must play a musical instrament,my favorites are, the wood block,accordian,cymbols, kazoo,banjo,ukelelee, and finally,the tuba.I myself am quite skilled in the fine art of skin flute.
#3.You must love to eat, no picky eaters
#6.You can talk about everything except sports, politics,and religion.
#10.You must bring me a gift, anything from Spencers, such as a lava light, or a cool black light with velvet poster,or some fridge magnets.
#4. you have to bring a gift for my bulldogs, they love hoofs, upon entering my house you must roll around on the floor with them till you are covered with dog drool, and tell me you love my dogs.
#7.you must NOT be,boring,self centered,egomaniac,male chauvonist pig,or braggart.
IN THAT ORDER!
ok! IF THAY SOUNDS LIKE YOU, THEN LET ME KNOW! WE CAN GO FROM THERE!
CLASS DISMISSED! 
