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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #915 on: July 11, 2019, 10:07:51 PM »
Same as previous shot, special Mind Reader edition. (No additional charge.)  ;D

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #916 on: July 18, 2019, 10:32:38 PM »
When Laura played the "How-long-can-you-look-me-in-the-eye?" game with her regular co-stars, she would throw in some challenging additions like playing peek-a-boob with her coat.

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #917 on: July 24, 2019, 09:15:21 PM »
CLASSIC JUST SHOOT ME! SCENE - (Not every great JSM moment was one that showed off Laura's splendid boobs; some great moments were just about her boobs.)  From season 7, "The Write Stuff." The set-up: Maya has agreed to secretly help Finch for his writing class. While they're talking, she says, "Are you looking down my shirt?!" Finch says, "Maya, if we're going to collaborate, it's all about trust.  I want to try a little exercise.  I'm going to stand here and... "

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #918 on: July 31, 2019, 09:37:58 PM »
LSG is far from her most fulsome in this white blouse, but it just shows that even on her down days Laura always had a certain bounce about her.

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #919 on: August 08, 2019, 08:46:04 PM »
CLASSIC JUST SHOOT ME! SCENE - (Again, not every great JSM moment showed off LSG's boobs; some were just about her boobs.) From season 3, "Softball." The set-up: Maya gets obsessively competitive when she becomes the pitcher on the Blush softball team. But when practice is cancelled because of a storm, she tries to lure Finch out despite the weather. She says, "I need to pitch and you're the best catcher I've ever seen." He responds, "Nice try, but there's no way I'm going out in that rain." So Maya says...
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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #920 on: August 13, 2019, 09:59:21 PM »
I felt I've been too nice to LSG lately, so Slow Donnie came back. Looks like Laura still needs some tucking in. 

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #921 on: August 20, 2019, 09:45:39 PM »
Back to reality with a pair from JSM season 6: Laura gives the goodies a nice elbow squeeze while tilting forward.  If only the wardrobe people had removed that annoying bit of black cloth that obstructs the view of more cleavage!

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #922 on: August 27, 2019, 09:31:42 PM »
Even this much of Laura's double-wide cleavage was so eye-catching that... (wait for it...)

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #923 on: August 30, 2019, 10:04:57 PM »
... even nurses had to take a peek!

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Re: Laura S.G. (Giacomo)
« Reply #924 on: August 31, 2019, 12:12:39 PM »
Believe it or not but I have only seen one episode of "Just shoot me" so I don't have the best resource from which to draw an opinion on the show. However I agree that Laura is lovely. I also agree that her "apparent size" does vacillate. It is too bad that she does not dress to emphasize her unique figure - at least from the standpoint of Hollywood.
In the real world LSG is just a bit above average in chest size. This is a bit of a pet peeve for me. So many women in entertainment are described as buxom when in the scheme of things they are rather normal or below average. It is often just window dressing.
My wife can't stand the show and the episode I saw was not anything special. However it did have a fantastic bit of dialog. Those who watch the show may know of this one. Please excused me because I don't know the character names -
The taller female (old fashion model type) was berating Laura's character for not being sympathetic and said, "We know now that under that huge chest of yours beats a cold unfeeling heart!" - Laura just stood there looking down between her breasts with something of a confused pout.
At least the writers think she is "huge".


[the above quote is from just a month after Just Shoot Me! ended in 2003]

Look back on this thread post from 16 years ago made me think. I still do not remember seeing another episode of Just Shoot Me. I have to say that Laura San Giacomo just never was appealing and the bit of digging into the show reveals that it originally was to be centered on her, with the plots "following" her from home to work. This was actually very parallel to Alley McBeal which started the same year as Just Shoot Me and ran almost as long (1 season less), however Alley simply had a better run, outperforming JSM in every full season they were both on except the last season when Alley imploded. (yet still did better than JSM's last season amazingly)

Laura was on JSM from age 34 to 40. In terms of her figure, the topic at hand, she was at her maximum size, typically 35 for most women, and it shows in the middle seasons. From a review of fan sites, it is obvious that attention to her figure was "part of the show", much like the early years of Alley. Peppered through the first several seasons are several gags and lines concerning her figure, chest, breast size, and overall busty frame.

After season 3, which changes in show staff, these moments fade. I still have the line quoted above in my head. Really... think about the writers putting that into the script and the actors going right along with it. There are few other times that I can recall where two cast regulars actually "call out" just how chesty their co-star is. (remember this was in the late 90s) Alley McBeal had early ongoing fantasy (day dream) breast expansion, but nothing this direct.

When digging for more recent LSG content I happened upon a fun interview with her from November 23, 2015 just after her 53rd birthday which is just full of interesting insight. It is very brief, set-up, and open ended and Laura does some odd very bust related quotes and gestures. She starts out somewhat chest-fallen and as the 90 second interview continues she slowly becomes more animated.

By the end she makes several chest-centered motions in conjunction with concepts of growth, expansion, filling her arms, and having more of what you are. Watching the face of the interviewer, you can see that every time Laura mentions growing, she smiles. Laura knows that her chest is a topic and obviously has leveraged it at times. It seems automatic and natural for her and as part of her making the points at hand.


Laura is pretty and has had an varied career.
I would not call her beautiful, but she is fetching and has a unique overall look and figure.
She scores a decent 58 on analyzed facial beauty. This is similar to Letha Weapons 57, Dixie Bubbles 58, or Tessa Fowler 59 in looks.

Her best stats were:
Height in Feet: 5 Feet 2 Inches
Weight in Kilograms:  54kg
Weight in Pounds: 120lbs
Body Measurement and Size: 34-25-35
Bra Size: 34DD


Interestingly these numbers were logged in late 2003, just at JSM ended. It is true that her figure vacillated greatly during the show according to show staff, with the infamous 3rd season (age 36) being her most busty. (something unknown but larger than 34DD)

Her confirmed stats yield a very impressive Bq rate of 148
Also, at 4.7% boob, she is just on the edge of moving into Very Large on both counts, moving along the "Busty Mainline progression".
(Bq>150 & Bp>5%)
That is a lot of chest to put on a 5'-2" (157cm) frame.
She is proportionally similar to Sophia Vergara at Bq148/Bp4.34, but at 5'-7".

She also has rather low breasts so here overall chest mass is impressive given her petite features.

Also - per methodically established body proportion standards:
She is a true Hourglass figure type.
BE Together...

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #925 on: September 05, 2019, 09:06:16 PM »
I enjoyed your input and analysis, Nimrod, and I want to thank you for alerting me to LSG's recent video. But as a die-hard LSG fan, I must dispute some points. As for rating her beauty (eye of the beholder and all that), I've always thought -- even ignoring her chest size -- she was nothing short of a knock-out, algorithms be damned.

As for her decidedly UN-ignorable chest, you rightly point out that she didn't reach her maximum until her mid-30's (after childbirth), although I always found it hot that she became famous for her boobs somewhat late in her career and that it happened on network TV. In a film, "Nina Takes a Lover," made just a few years before Just Shoot Me! premiered, her character poses before a mirror and squeezes her tits together, trying to make them large enough to lure the guy she's after, something Maya Gallo would never have to do. Dr Fashizzle posted a morph of this a few pages back.

You're also right that it was unusual at the time for a TV character's tit-size to be regularly referred to by others in the show. But I don't know what fan sites you've seen, but comments about her rack were NOT common from the outset. Yes, the earliest remark came in only the 3rd episode (see screen-cap below), but it was pretty tame. Nina wears falsies to test-run the boob-job she's considering. When Maya keeps warning her of possible health dangers, Nina says, "I know what this is about. You just want to have the largest breasts in the office." There really aren't any other references to her boobs in season one.

It wasn't until mid-way in season 2 -- when Nina tells Maya to put her shoulders back and chest out, then says, "Good God, Maya! Can you even see what color your shoes are?" -- that any attention to their enormity is made. Yet later in the season, when Maya is tricked by a fashion designer (Dana Carvey) into wearing a gown that's transparent under certain lights, Finch says nothing about the tits he supposedly can see. In subsequent seasons that would never pass without some crack about melons or whoppers or such.

Season 3 is when things really got going. In a Maxim interview, David Spade said JSM! started getting lots of letters about Laura's breasts and the writers responded to public demand. In another interview he said he'd replace lines in the script where Finch referred to Maya's boobs with jokes of his own. One of my favorites, which I bet Spade wrote, came in season 6: Maya enters the Blush offices and says, "Guess what I have behind my back?" Finch says, "Some kind of counter-weight system to keep you from tipping over?" Classic.

I want to note two benchmarks of the attention paid to Laura's pair. The first was in season 4 ("Tea and Secrecy"): When Finch discovers that Maya and Elliott are having an affair, he loudly says, "So many questions! Well, I think the first question on America's mind is, 'Are they real?' " This sort of breaks the fourth wall, referring to the fact that there was much discussion going on about whether or not Laura had recently had implants. (Obviously not true.) Maya/Laura's jugs had become the focus of national interest.

The other benchmark came in season 6 ("Christmas? Christmas!"): Finch and Nina are playing a word-association game, saying the first things that come to mind when they look at each other. The game turns ugly and Nina flees when Finch starts saying things like, "old," and "wrinkly." But just as Nina leaves the room, Maya enters and Finch immediately says, "Boobs!" It makes the point that LSG, once a mid-level mainstream actress, had transformed and was now more renowned as a set of huge, splendid jugs.

The attire Laura started to wear at her public appearances showed she wasn't completely ill-at-ease with the fact that more notice was now made to her mammaries than to her acting. But she never really exploited that attention with semi-nude titillating photo-shoots or the like. And she never showed off much cleavage, either in person or on JSM! I think her status as a boob-goddess was one she hadn't expected or could totally embrace, but as Salem's recent posting of the news that Laura has risen to number 33 (YAY!) on the BEA's top 150 list (the highest of any mainstream actress) indicates, as long as men adore large-breasted brunettes of singular beauty, she will not be forgotten. 
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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #926 on: September 15, 2019, 09:48:06 PM »
Here's an old candid shot of Laura toting some heavy loads.   

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« Reply #927 on: September 16, 2019, 11:10:24 AM »
Here's an old candid shot of Laura toting some heavy loads.
Laura seemed a little downcast that day.  Perhaps it was frustrating to her to be reminded that no local brassiere store is going to carry bras with a very tiny back combined with very large cups.

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Re: Laura San Giacomo MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #928 on: September 16, 2019, 10:14:05 PM »
Here's an old candid shot of Laura toting some heavy loads.
Laura seemed a little downcast that day.  Perhaps it was frustrating to her to be reminded that no local brassiere store is going to carry bras with a very tiny back combined with very large cups.

You might be right, or Laura may have been glum because no on was running to help her.  If one of us had been there we'd have gladly grabbed a couple of handfuls, I'm sure!


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« Reply #929 on: September 22, 2019, 08:51:53 PM »
What's wrong here?  That's right, LSG's not in any of these pictures.  I post them because it occurred to me (18 years later -- I'm slow, but I get there) that when Pamela Anderson did this one-time guest appearance on Just Shoot Me! during season 5, she didn't appear with Laura in a single scene.  Did NBC think that would be too much boobage on screen at once for prime-time TV?  Did Ms. Anderson prefer not to go up against a pair of natural double-D's?  Or was Laura jealous of Pam's fame?  Whatever it was, I bet one good long hug between them would have made everyone happy!
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