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ANOTHER OF LSG'S TOP 10 TOPS!  Screencaps from JSM season 5, "Donnie Returns."  LSG titillates us by tilting forward and giving a little elbow squeeze to those glorious globes, then totes her talent around the desk.  In the actual dialog, Maya tells Elliott that he's looking good and he says it's probably because of his new shirt.  But I'm sure the gesture of his hands and the focus of his eyes were UNscripted.  Sometimes the instincts are impossible to control.

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Tempus Fucking Fugit.  It was 20 (count 'em - 20!) years ago that Mr.Skin, that excellent judge of feminine flesh, wrote the attached comments. Sadly, the awaited avalanche never occurred, but his appreciation of LSG was right on the mark.

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She didn't just walk the walk, Laura also bounced the bounce. CLICK!
(Not at her largest, but still bubbly.)

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Has she ever been topless in a movie?

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I answered this question earlier with a sad and definite NO. But now I realize that, technically speaking, I was wrong. Not 'topless' in the sense that you, I, and anyone browsing the BEA would like it, but in case this is ever the grand prize question on some quiz show, yeah, LSG has appeared 'topless' in a couple of movies. Here's a couple of frames from "Nina Takes a Lover."

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Has she ever been topless in a movie?

I used to like her chest when I watched Just Shoot Me but her face...

Here's a better shot of LSG in a "topless" scene, also from "Nina Takes a Lover," in which she's also apparently "bottomless."  It might have been classic if that lucky bastard on top of her had just moved his arm away.

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One last example of LSG going "topless," this time from "Under Suspicion." Sadly, whenever she was topless, she showed less top than we'd have liked. Maybe directors worried about getting a more restrictive rating, or maybe Laura preferred keeping the goods just out of sight.  Either way,  

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HISTORIC MOMENT - I meant to post this on January 20th, the day in 1998 when this Just Shoot Me episode, "In the Company of Maya," first aired. I believe this marked the first on screen acknowledgement of LSG's recent voluptuousness. With over a dozen films and as many TV appearances under her belt, MILF-hood had transformed this mid-30's actress into a top-heavy temptress, and the scriptwriters bowed to the flood of letters NBC was receiving about her outstanding attractions. In the scene, Nina encourages Maya to overcome her shyness and walk up to the guy she's after with her shoulders back and chest out, then the actual quote is, "Good God, Maya! Can you even see what color your shoes are?" CLICK

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Here's one I pulled up from the vault, first posted over 20 years ago by Dr. Fashizzle, who kept this thread throbbing when LSG was in her heyday (as in, "Heywouldyoulooksatthose!-day"). I think he just played around with the contrast to provide a better view of the scenery.

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Wisecrack made before filming started by David Cross (aka "Slow Donnie"), while Laura pretends to be amused.

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Apparently the long-awaited documentary has finally found a broadcaster. 

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A simple screenshot of LSG stuffing a red hot top.

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After her mid-life growth spurt, Laura sometimes wondered what it would be like if she grew like Beshine.
(Well, okay - I wondered.)

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^ P.S.  I found that Laura made similar hand gestures quite a lot on Just Shoot Me!  It might have been her Italian genes ("I can't talk without using my hands"  ), or maybe she really was unconsciously wondering about super-boob growth.

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Back when NBC asked Laura and Wendie Malick for a promo photo of just the 2 of them, they decided to do something a little different. 

(I'm sure I'm not FOOLin' anyone, so have a happy APRIL!)

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Back to reality...

I bet this actor thinks of this scene and wishes the movie ("Nina Takes a Lover") was made just 5 or 6 years later, when Laura's MILF-hood expansion would have overflowed those meager cups and given him some serious face smothering.