I planned to see Plenty Up Topp this evening at the Platinum Club in Richmond, Virginia. I was finishing up a brief at the University of Richmond Law School Library and figured that since the show started at eleven, I could leave the library at eleven and get there in plenty of time. I mean, who ever heard of a girl scheduled to dance at eleven actually going on stage at eleven?
Well, I outsmarted myself. I got to the club at 11:25, and turned in my free admission coupon clipped from the Richmond Times-Dispatch. Upon entering the room I saw a nice-looking but no more than C-cup girl dancing on the stage. "What time does the feature come on?" I inquired. "Oh, you just missed her," the waitress told me. "She came on just after eleven and just got off."
Well! That has to be the first time in history that a feature dancer showed up on time. Bummer! I sat down, contemplated what I might want to order to drink, and then notice that Plenty Up Topp herself had just entered the room to peddle polaroids, etc. She was wearing a fetching little top out of which her alleged HHH-cup tits were tumbling. Things were nice down below as well because the top barely made it to her upper thighs.
She stopped to chat and I congratulated her on being the first dancer in history to start on time. She laughed. "It's not me, it's the Club ... they're really strict!" Well, good for them. We chatted a bit more about this and that, after which she invited me over to "the other side" for a polaroid. "Just what I need to have kicking around the house," I said. She laughed again. "If you get caught, just tell your wife how much you prefer her to this huge freak of nature! That's make it OK. I've been doing this for then years, honey," she continued, "and that line always works." Right! Not at my house it wouldn't! I took a pass on the picture. I also took a pass on inquiring about a lap dance, as I'm pretty sure the club does not allow them. I also took a pass on inquiring about a more private get together as my research had failed to find any indication that Plenty Up Topp moonlighted in that way.
Plenty Up Topp is a pleasantly pretty, wholesome looking girl. She's very pleasant and congenial as well. As far as her measurements are concerned, the advertised 52" is not even close -- 36" or 38" at most is my guess. The HHH factor? That I can believe. She probably is a J-cup. She's dwarfed by such girls as Chelsea Charms and Casey James. But she is plenty big nonetheless.
I had a good time in spite of missing the show. Plenty Up Topp put on a fine substitute of a show just by standing next to me and seriously stretching out her overmatched little wrap. Given my preference for clothed over nude morphs, I'd say that our conversation was more to my liking than the show itself would have been. All in all, a fine evening. And since the waitress never got around to taking my order, I got away without spending a dime. My advice? Show up on time, buy a drink, see the show, and then enjoy a little conversation with Plenty Up Topp. You'll be a happy camper as a result.
Richard O. Steele