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F_Cup_Fitzgerald

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #150 on: August 27, 2004, 01:50:50 AM »
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Marcia or Jan?





JAN! JAN! JAN! JAN! (passes out)  
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AZWolf

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #151 on: August 28, 2004, 03:52:35 AM »
For his offense at not posting a reply (trying to set a stern example), how to punish F_Cup:

Being tied up in a wooden barrel through which hundreds of nails had been hammered, then rolled down a hill OR...being disembowled, having one end of his intestines tied to a pole, and being forced to walk (and, later, being dragged around) the pole, unwinding his own entrails.

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MermetTheHermit

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #152 on: August 28, 2004, 11:48:22 PM »
The maypole-intestines thing.  Can't see the agony on their faces if they're in a barrel.  And hell, why not make them work for their pain?

Thick or thin?  
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sheber

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #153 on: August 29, 2004, 12:06:33 PM »
Since there are now three people being tortured in barrels, I'll pose the question again:

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Alfredo Delvecchio or Murray Greshler  

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #154 on: August 29, 2004, 06:51:20 PM »
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Thick or thin?  

Thick if its a milkshake, thin if its pizza crust.

Gas or charcoal?  
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sheber

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #155 on: August 29, 2004, 09:08:57 PM »
Gas, it has a higher flash point.

Alfredo Delvecchio or Murray Greshler?
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AZWolf

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #156 on: August 30, 2004, 01:55:25 AM »
Alfredo Delvecchio if just because I was old enough to watch much of the series when his character was in it, so I know him better as it.

Linus or Charlie Brown?

 
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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Raiden

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #157 on: August 30, 2004, 02:02:10 AM »
Linus - Though I could relate to charlie brown (I have roughly the same luck as the little blockhead) I always thought Linus was the coolest when I was little.  I even had a blue blanket just like his.


And since the Peanuts cartoons always had some nice Jazz music in them, let's get a jazz "either or"


John Coltrane or Dave Brubeck?  
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AZWolf

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #158 on: September 21, 2004, 02:54:32 AM »
John Coltrane -- though only because I know him better and like him.  

Skittles or M&Ms?

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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

          --  Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #159 on: September 21, 2004, 03:06:39 AM »
Skittles

Day or night?
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AZWolf

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #160 on: September 21, 2004, 03:42:46 AM »
Night! Night! Night!  Even when I was in high school in the summers I'd go to bed between 4 and 5am.  It's just my natural body clock.  The benefit is, when I've flown to Eastern Europe, I don't suffer any jet lag.  

Oils or watercolors?
 
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

          --  Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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MoonGoddess

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #161 on: September 21, 2004, 10:10:50 AM »
Watercolors, the way they bleed into one another gets really cool results (although it is fun to layer oils...)

Candles or Incense
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wazzumark

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #162 on: September 21, 2004, 02:08:30 PM »
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 Candles or Incense  



Time to join in......that's a tough one, but candles because you can make love to candlelight and you can't to something that just smokes!

(Boy, hope I don't repeat one I didn't read)

   Beethoven or Bach?    
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F_Cup_Fitzgerald

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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #163 on: September 21, 2004, 02:29:50 PM »
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 . . . you can't (make love) to something that just smokes!



I did, for about six months. All she ever did was smoke. It was her ONLY hobby. . . .  
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Re: Either - Or
« Reply #164 on: September 22, 2004, 10:44:49 PM »
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Beethoven or Bach?

Catherine Bach. If it weren't for her, there'd be no 'Daisy Dukes.'

Kerry supporter or Bush hater?  
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