'My breasts are too big' and Nip/Tuck (UK)

jugghead · « **Reply #30 on:** August 11, 2004, 10:30:55 PM »

Well then Bostonian, you've done it now. You've thrown the gauntlet. But I'm not convinced you are top asshole around here. Now, I haven't been here long, but I might be looking for a nod from one of the more senior members as to just who the biggest asshole is around here. Sheber? Palomine? You guys willing to make the call? Who'll weigh in on the subject?

MCH · « **Reply #31 on:** August 11, 2004, 11:24:32 PM »

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Calm down ladies Let's just get back on topic a moment and say that the show has just started. People in the UK enjoy.
And for everyone else here is a quick 'on the fly' cap

Nice! Looking forward to more.

Mammeister · « **Reply #32 on:** August 12, 2004, 10:04:18 AM »

You are Jughead. Archie has been telling everyone behind your back for years. Betty and Veronica wouldn't give you a BJ if you were the last cartoon character on earth!!!

Mammeister · « **Reply #34 on:** August 12, 2004, 07:31:54 PM »

My penis is too big.

My hips hurt when I walk and it gets so bad that I sometimes complain. Having it rub against my leg only makes things worse.

I cannot find pants that fit and I'm afraid to walk around in shorts. I am constantly wearing out underwear and getting them all stretched out of shape.

Whe I get sexually aroused I frequently pass out and wake up in strange bedrooms with horney women all over me. I sometimes cry myself to **82** because I'm afraid that women only think of me as a sex object.

I get embarassed when women constantly stare at my crotch and laugh nervously. Sometimes they even come up to me and ask me if its real. Some even ask me if they can suck on it. I am sometime too embarassed to go out in public.

Going to the beach or a public swimming pool is completely out of the question beecause I look like I have a tent in my swim trunks.

I am seriously considering having surgery to have it reduced to nine inches like Tom Selleck had done.

What should I do?

jugghead · « **Reply #35 on:** August 12, 2004, 10:44:49 PM »

Leave Lilliput.

TheZookie007 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 07, 2015, 12:46:37 PM »

Eleven years later, bumping in the hopes of someone having a link to the documentary.

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