Spring has finally sprung and it’s getting warmer. Women everywhere are shedding their layers and with thing back in focus I feel like a kid in a candy store (combating with downtown traffic has been worth it just to see some unbelievable sights).

Well this is the first spring in two years that I’ve been single and I hope to off to a good start.

Ladies today I ask about the approach and pick-up, things that make women cringe with memories of jerks shooting lines like:
“Wow! Are those real?”
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't so large, it wouldn't have happened.”
“All those curves, and me with no brakes.”

I’ve learned that above all women value: respect, honesty, and confidence.

So here is my approach. (To a busty girl off course) Tell me what you think.
(Now in this approach I am polite and sincere.)

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“Excuse me miss,
Hi, I’m (Blank).” (I pause a moment to allow her to give me her name)
--(Girl gives her name)
“(Repeat Name), I sure you get hit on a lot, but I just have to say you’re beautiful, and I’m not going to insult your intelligence, so to be up front I also noticed you have a terrific chest.
If give the chance I’d be honored to know what else you have to offer.”
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How would you respond to such an approach, and what else works well?
   
"All truth passes through three stages. First it is ridiculed. Second it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
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RHIC

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I could be wrong, but I think a girl with a big chest thinks it's a given that men like it.  I vote for leaving the whole 'chest' thing out.

Ha!  This thread has 2 views.  Where are all the ladies?  ;]  
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Pacman

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Though I'm not a lady my first thought is why not something like this?

"Hi, I'm ____. Do you mind if I sit here?
"So where are you from?"
(insert general knowledge regarding to area mentioned)
(explain why you are where you are... what you're doing with hopes they tell you their short story..)

(insert random jokes, smile, look them in the eyes and not the chest.. if they seem to not be reacting leave them alone..)

I always made it a rule.... if I want a busty girl, only approach busty girls.

And simply don't remark on the size of a ladies chest unless she comments on it first. When she does, make a LIGHT comment...

Not "CRYPES YOU HAS BIG TITTIES!"

That's friendly advice..... if you say that and it works for you, I guess more power to you.
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jayjay88

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Pac...wisdom was never so wisely spoke!
Be cool [if poss]...and treat her like a person.
Also think of it like this: In Woody Allen's film
'Mighty Aphrodite'...[brilliant and hilarious] the
female lead call-girl says to a guy on their first date:
'Yeah, i like you too...you look like you'd be hung like a horse!'...[i laughed til i cried, but he did think it was an odd thing for a woman to say!]...
...a few random thoughts on a tricky issue....jayjay
jayjay......
Once a bOOb man, always a BooB man...!

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Monique

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I dont know what other women's takes might be on this but if a man approaches me and comments on anything below my head in the first few sentences...then Im gone.  Why not simply say that she is stunning or beautiful or took your breathe away.  The minute you mention her breasts you will most likely make her conscious of or even self conscious of the fact that you have already taken a good long look at her breasts and may not take you seriously thereafter.  Just my opinion though.  Others may have different ones.    

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Subgirlie

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My suggestion, leave out the chest.  You can discuss that at a later date when you get to know her better, but it is best to leave it unmentioned at the start.

 

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bustykathi

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It would be bad enough to say "I noticed you have a terrific chest." That in itself is enough to put most women off. ("I don't want to insult your intelligence"? Come on! That already makes it sound like a "line"!) But to add "If given the chance I’d be honored to know what else you have to offer." sounds like you're treating her like a prostitute! Sorry, DD, this is NOT a good approach. Tell her she has a nice smile, tell her she's stunningly beautiful, tell her you like her eyes, but do NOT make any kind of sexual innuendos if you really want a positive response.

Just be friendly, but not TOO friendly!  

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miasma

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I agree, once you mention the chest are even look at it to oviously, you are going to be staring at a butt walking away.
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Chestnuts

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I'm married to a woman who wears 40ddd bras, natural, and I never commented on her chest while we were dating. Nope, not even once.  
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Byz

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I agree with everyone that said not to mention her chest. I'm getting married to a beautiful woman with natural 34DDs and for a good year, while we were dating, I didn't even look below her chin. It was especially difficult, because when we first got together, she was a C-cup. The girl was growing. But because I never mentioned them, she wondered if I liked them at all. As we got to know each other, she started flaunting them to see if I was at all interested in them. It was wonderful. I finally admitted how obsessed I was, and because our relationship was strong, not only was she relieved, but incredibly pleased because she was a little obsessed with them, too.

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jakesm

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DD, I'm going to have to agree with everyone else. My experiences are like byzogiz's.  Good things come to those who wait.  

Your post also reminded me of a classic example of looking too soon.  One summer several years ago, I saw a beautiful, busty, early 20's girl named Jeanine at my apartment complex pool.  She seemed self-conscious about the DD breasts packed on her slender frame, so I didn't try talking to her.  After she left the pool, she put on a t-shirt and some cut-offs and went to the laundry room to wash several loads of clothes.  I went in under the pretense of getting a soda from the vending machine there and struck up a conversation with her.  At first she was stand-offish, but I made good eye contact and never looked at her chest.  She eventually warmed up to me and even started flirting with me.  She mentioned her sorority, so I glanced down at the Greek letters on her shirt, perched just above her left breast, to see what house she was in.  I mean it was only a split second glance, but I could almost hear the sound of a giant steel door slamming down between us.  She immediately stopped smiling and ended the conversation.  I desperately wanted to say "No!  I wasn't looking at your breasts!"  But it was too late and I knew it.      

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F_Cup_Fitzgerald

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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2002, 05:47:38 PM »
This is the kind of thing I've mentioned before. It's one of my pet peeves: the woman who's busty, dresses to accentuate her chest, but if you NOTICE, she gets morbidly touchy about it.  YOU didn't do anything wrong. SHE mentioned her sorority, and you looked. What did she think you were going to do? And why, if she didn't want people noticing her chest, was she wearing a t-shirt with writing on it? The woman you mentioned can hardly get indignant if you look at the writing on her shirt--she's the one who put it on. (OTOH, it is possible she forgot there were Greek letters on her shirt.) I suspect you're not the first one who's gotten this reaction from her during an innocent flirtation. All she's really doing is convincing herself that all men are pigs with one thing on their minds. She's made up her mind, and so every ambiguous thing a man does around her gets interpreted in just one way. You are better off without her. If it hadn't happened then, it would've happened in your next conversation, or even worse, on your first date. Naturally, she stalks off in great indignation, leaving you to assume you're just a pig. The thought she might be overly-touchy or sensitive or even paranoid, of course, never crosses her mind.

Twice, in college (once with two different girls), I had a similar thing happen to me. Once I was playing pool, the other I was sitting in the dining hall. Both times I was with an EXTREMELY busty girl, both were dressed to accentuate their bustlines. Both times the woman made a somewhat lighthearted comment about her enormous bust. In both cases I followed her lead and assumed (apparently wrongly) that she wasn't self conscious, and made a similar comment. Both times, the woman immediately had the NERVE to get indignant. They both turned severely cool toward me from then on. I assure you, my comments were not obscene or leering, or even particularly specific to them. The reaction was totally out of place, like a Twilight Zone episode. In retrospect I think it's good that they both revealed what kind of people they were before I got too involved with either of them.

No, it's really a form of game-playing, and it indicates a kind of either insecurity, self-consciousness, or perhaps even downright maliciousness in the woman involved. If a woman dresses to accentuate her bustline, she has no right to get indignant if you notice. It just goes to prove that just having large breasts doesn't make a woman attractive--it's the personality that goes along with them, and sometimes they're a bad combination. Don't worry, you weren't wrong--she was. It happens.  

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steveo

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Re: Steel Door Slamming
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2002, 06:28:33 PM »
 
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MunchWolf

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Heh ... crypes you have big tits .. makes me think of the Croc Hunter.

Quiet all as we approach the North Austrialian Large Breasted Bah-bi.  Croikey, just look at her plumage.  Watch what happens when I stick my hand in there ...

-Munch "Don't do this at home" Wolf

I've gotta agree w/ Subbie on this one.  Don't mention her boobs.  It'll be obvious enough when you are likely talking to them instead of her face.  I knew my wife long before we began dating before we got married & her big boobs were nothing new.  Women w/ big boobs know they got them & usually don't want to be reminded by some ogling guy that they have them.  Many guys (unbeknownst to us here) don't like big boobs & have to qualms about telling a woman they don't like 'em.  Just ask Subbie...

My best ever pick up line (before I got married & after, if I wanted to really complement my wife) was one word...

"WOW!"

I just looked her up & down & said "WOW!"

That, in an of itself, does wonders for a woman's ego.  The only time it didn't work was when used in the presense of a raving lunatic radical feminist whom I am glad I never got to know very well.  She thought all men were useless & loved her vibrator more the her pseudo-boyfriend.

Once you get to know a woman make sure you tell her you love her boobs, but don't over do it.  Otherwise she'll think you're dating her boobs & not her.  You'll also frequently find that many big boobed women are very intelligent & no one knows it b/c her boobs overshadow (no pun intended) that fact.

Here's my one line of advice...

"The quickest way to a woman's big boobs is thru her mind."

Learn to appreciate her mind first & you'll have access to her boobs forever...
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