If you haven't even heard of Chelsea Charms the famous busty goddess of all fake boobmen and kindest muse of boob drawing artists ...then you havent been around for too long, have you?
:-)
EDIT:
on second thought, this thread is a very witty parody of all the late "who is this" postings.
(well.. if it was a parody at all)
and for the record, I might have more than 2 GB.