[**DONOTDELETE**]

If those Cuban "doctors" can find a girl like this recently,why can't the combined resourses of the entire BE interested community do it? Can't we establish some sort of fund to finance research into tracking people like this down?How did they find her and we missed her until it was too late? I'm not suggesting for one moment that a person should be condemned to go thru life with breasts that large but the opportunity to see those enormous hooters MOVING has forever been foregone.She could have been filmed before the reduction and,if properly handled,they could have been GREAT films.Such a sad loss

[Connoisseur]

Amen, Howie.  An endangered set of massive tits is worth more to me than all the spotted owls and snail darters in the world combined. I bet that this girl in Ghana would have kept her breast if she knew that
  1) She could use them to achieve an extremely high standard of living (certainly by Ghana standards.)
  2) She could use then to greatly increase the selection of prospective (rich) husbands or boyfriends available to her.
  3) She could use them to facilitate emigration to a richer country.
  4) She could probably have used them to get herself a university education.
  5) She could use her wealth and education thus obtained to help her impoverished family in Ghana.

All it would have taken to save these beautiful breasts from the Cuban butchers would have been a member of the BEA Rapid Response Team to fly down to Ghana and explain these facts to her. [Or pay off her
father or whatever.]

The money shouldn't be a problem, because you can get it back from the income from her videos, her pay website, or her feature tour. [BEA would act as her agent and take 50% until BEA expenses are repaid, then the
standard 10%? after that.] Correctly me if I wrong, but I think that this girl (if she was so inclined) could (after a suitable makeover) have been a top grosser if not the top grosser on the feature circuit.

In the time it took you to read this, an acre of rain forest was lost.  But who cares about that.  The real tragedy is that all over the world young women are having precious gifts from God lopped off at an astonishing rate.  It makes me ill just to think about it.  If there was something like the Foundation for Mammary Preservation around, at least quality images and videos could be created before the butchery proceeds.

We need to start an offshoot of the the environmental movement.  Any other breast conservationists out there?  

Howie, you've brought up an extremely important topic.  As you suggest, the first step would be to identify the endagered breasts.  That would require diligent tit spotting. I, for one, will rally to your cause, by increasing my own tit spotting efforts.  Who else is willing to sacrifice for this noble cause?

Yours in the preservation of the natural beauty of our environment,

-Connoisseur

[ December 23, 2001: Message edited by: Connoisseur ]

[Chamberlain]

BEA rapid response Team?  Kewl!  What would the uniforms look like?  What cool gadgets would they have?  Would they reprt to the President or directly to the heads of the BEA?  I feel a comic coming up here.  Maybe Bust Artist or someone cpould sketch out a quick funny or two.

[Connoisseur]

The uniforms for the BEA Rapid Response Team could be two-toned and Star-Trek-like -- BEA blue and orange.  The chest insignia would obviously be spherical, flesh-colored, and have a nipple.  Tops would of course be optional for female officers.

[TheZookie007]

Who you gonna call? GhostBUSTers!