silly me, I thought men had narrower hips compared to the rest of their body than women do
They do, save for select men like the subject of the parade photo who wanted feminine attributes and apparently had silicone injected into his hips and face. There are lesbians at this
parade, in the background. And as for Red Scares, nothing's as scary as the AK47 this comrade likely has tucked away in his lo-rise jeans. We're adept at IDing morphs, but this is where a keen eye comes in handy.