bwaahhhhh!
Using our most advanced techniques, sampling tons of data, and running it through a multivaritate log-linear-graphical knocked-up-implantanotation regression output model, our crack team of expert prognosticators came up with this. (see attachment)
Some events came as quite a shock to our team:
1. The dress still managed to hold under the pressure. A proiri theories had assumed that the dress would rip or burst open due to such tramatic changes.
2. We thought that the subject would be happier about being both implanted and knocked-up. At best, she seems mildly ammused, yet disinterested, in her condition.
3. With mixed results, we reguire more studies in this phenomena. We request that other morph teams also look into this field, that we may compare notes...