DECEPTICON COMMAND presents LOVE HEWITT

GALVATRON · « **Reply #405 on:** April 09, 2007, 09:27:57 PM »

bwaahhh!

Once you go Stamos, there's no turning back.

Q_BE · « **Reply #406 on:** April 09, 2007, 10:11:40 PM »

But do you have the unmorphed photo?

Q-"Since when did you care about Stamos?"-BE

GALVATRON · « **Reply #407 on:** April 10, 2007, 04:58:00 PM »

Quote:

Q-"Since when did you care about Stamos?"-BE

bwaahhh!

I leave you with exhibit A.

Dr_Fashizzle · « **Reply #409 on:** April 10, 2007, 06:17:27 PM »

Mmmm Jello... Uh, what?

GALVATRON · « **Reply #410 on:** April 10, 2007, 06:32:35 PM »

bwaahhh!

Stamos and Hewitt presented an award at the globes. While the awesomness of Stamos is well established, he is not the only viable option for Miss Love. In fact, she would be hard pressed to find a worse beau than that thing she drags around now.

Angelusx · « **Reply #413 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:47:40 AM »

I don't know so much about Dustin Diamond, we'll wait till **29** Fit Club to see how it goes, maybe he'll clean up his act.

GALVATRON · « **Reply #414 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:58:47 PM »

bwaahhhh!

Gary Coleman - Watchu talkin' bout Angelus; Gary Coleman is two feet of cool.

Shannon Elizabeth's Ex - Who?

Tom Leykis - At least he has a job.

Scatman Crothers - The voice of Jazz, oh wait, he sucks.

Willie Aimes - Buddy Lembek... the great Buddence Lembek. Star of the smash hit movie "Zapped!".

Tiny Tim - He sucks, but he's twice them man Ross is.

Ryan Seacrest - Since he's gay, he's off the market for Love.

Jimmy Walker - 3 words...DY-NO-MITE!

Mean Gene Okerlund - Okerlund is cool. You would have been better off with the Fink, Howard Finkel (who is still coller than Ross)

Strom Thurmond - Ross is so lame that he's probably also a racist. It's a tie; but Thurmond is dead, and being dead is better than being Ross.

Howard K. Stern - wow your really reaching into the scumbag bag. I hate anyone with the words Howard and Stern in thier names. But not as much as I hate Ross.

Dustin Diamond - According to Screech, Screech is packing 10 inches.

Donny Osmond - He's a little bit Rock and Roll where as Ross has absolutely ZERO rock and roll in him.

Regis Philman - I call Shennanigans on this. The Regis is awesome, and is the ruler of the Invid (obscure Robotech refference there).

Anderson Cooper - Women love him and men are unthreatened by him.

Angelusx · « **Reply #415 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:33:40 PM »

Reports have actually just come in that CNN is signing a contract with Anderson Cooper to keep him on for $50 Million over the next 5 years, so not only is he employed but you know he's going to be for at least 5 years to come, and with making 10 Mill a year for them, he'll be doing quite well for himself.

Angelus · « **Reply #416 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:38:11 PM »

Galvatron:

Please google "Bibleman", then come back to me with your new assessment on Willie Aames.

GALVATRON · « **Reply #417 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:55:16 PM »

bwaahhh!

So Willie Aimes also has superpowers!

Bibleman, eh... A biblical superhero? Well, I guess it's no more ridiculous than a pregnant superhero.

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