I frequent the tabloid blogs, and I must say that no story captured everyone's attention like Aguilera's post-preg boobs. Since most of those outside of our community are not used to the regular viewing of breasts any larger that a C cup, the reactions, not to mention descriptions, were pretty fun. I also gave a quick browse at google news. I have to admit. This was awfully fun to compile. Take a look:
Christina Aguilera may have just given birth to a beautiful baby boy but millions of men are still flocking to the singer's incredibly sexy body - especially now that her knockers are ginormous!
X-Tina showed off her post-baby bod at the signing for her new DVD Back to Basics at Best Buy in West Hollywood where all eyes were on her - and her boobs!
The petite 27-year-old was always known for her huge chest but since she had her baby, the girls have increased in size - almost two-fold (must be the breast milk)."
"Lots more pictures of Christina Aguilera and her atomic powered bazooms after the jump."
"Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Are HUGE!"
". . .Christina Aguilera's gigantic rack at her DVD signing last night."
"I usually love after-pregnancy chi-chis, but DAMN! That baby is going to suffocate. I hope they have "safe word" just in case things get too intense while he's feeding."
". . . more specifically, her now gigantic breasts. Wow, those things are going to be able to feed a small country, let alone a baby. I have little doubt that the kid doesn’t reach adolescents [sic] in a month’s time. Talk about milk doing a body good."
"POW!!! BADDOW!!! KA-BLAMMO!!!"
"Jordan Bratman now has three puppies to play with - his new bub Max and Christina’s mammoth pregnancy cleavage."
"Run for cover, because it looks like Christina Aguilera's breasts are about to explode. Looking more and more like a comic book version of herself, Christina Aguilera brought her ginormous boobs to a signing at Best Buy."
I dunno, I thought they were funny.