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Breasts · « **Reply #465 on:** April 19, 2005, 04:22:00 PM »

I hope she gets bigger boobs.

Click · « **Reply #466 on:** April 20, 2005, 02:45:41 AM »

oh god - jordan looking to downsize?!?! say it ain't so, SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!

there's this clip of her in a tight undersized bikini walking down stairs from I'm A **29**.... which is now my 'happy place'.... she should make those things bigger! BIGGER!

SecretSquirrel · « **Reply #467 on:** April 20, 2005, 12:00:07 PM »

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Her breasts are becoming a bit of a liability for her career.

I'd say these days they are vital to her career. Jordan seems to be forgetting that there are plenty of young pretty page 3 girls in the UK, but very few with big fake baps like hers who are so good at showing them off and taking pride in their size...

SecretSquirrel · « **Reply #468 on:** April 20, 2005, 12:07:47 PM »

PS I have seen Jordan in person - stood next to her. I also have a girlfriend who is a 32FF. Jordan is bigger - fact. She only says she's a D because she doesn't want grief from the (minority of) people who believe she never should have got implants in the first place and would look better natural. IMHO her career would have fizzled out before now if it wasn't for her implants. Once she has her sprog and marries Andre, if she gets her implants removed I can see her disappearing from the tabloids fairly swiftly... hopw it doesn't go that way personally!

Tulip · « **Reply #469 on:** April 20, 2005, 04:30:37 PM »

I do disagree with you! Jordan is no more than a DD. Harmony Bliss is an F and if you compare Jordan tits with her you will clearly see that she is a lot smaller.
Also: I take you did not see Jordan breasts when you were next to her you probably saw her bra with her tits coming out. She also has said that she uses push up bras a lot. That migh have affected your judgment. Also the fact that your dick was probably hard might have affected your judgment a lot. Also: have you got a photo to prove that you were next to jordan? Do not tell me that you went into a shit nightclub/event and bang here she was. Jordan just does not show up in any club/event. She only regularly goes to few famous ones. She used to get paid to open up clubs around the uk but not anymore. So You went to this club/event to meet her...It seeems hard to believe that you did not bring a photocamera with you. Show me the photos

Tulip · « **Reply #470 on:** April 20, 2005, 04:39:00 PM »

Regarding her money she does not have that much.
She already has spent them all in two houses and two cars.
She is selling one house because she is short of cash.
She is still popular yet page 3 girls fade so quicly. And the fact that she has been successful only because of her implants/big mouth means that a lot of girl will have breast implants and will try to imitate. do not fofget liah walker(see sitiofan.com) and others. The competition is sharpening up

ZoD · « **Reply #471 on:** April 21, 2005, 02:02:54 PM »

Nah other girls didnt have what she had. Sure she wasnt good at things naturally....but that doesnt count for anything. She put the time in and got what she wanted. Also define "no money". She probably has a lot more money wrapped up than shmucks like us will ever have.
Shes not intelligent, but she has been damn succesful.

Inherency · « **Reply #472 on:** April 22, 2005, 02:55:24 PM »

Plastic Passion.

Click · « **Reply #474 on:** April 24, 2005, 10:48:46 AM »

my god, those things are perfect. she's perfect. she should leave them as they are. a better pair of tits is damn near impossible to find.

ZoD · « **Reply #475 on:** April 24, 2005, 11:25:16 AM »

Hell I like Jordan, and I normally hate those plastic fantastics!

SecretSquirrel · « **Reply #477 on:** April 24, 2005, 04:27:19 PM »

Oh yeah, Leah Walker - she may have bigger jugs but she applies her makeup with a trowel, she's not in the same league IMO. Jordan had an established page 3 career before she got implants. Who'd heard of this girl before she went and got fitted out???

SecretSquirrel · « **Reply #478 on:** April 24, 2005, 04:44:43 PM »

How about this then?

berkovw · « **Reply #479 on:** April 25, 2005, 04:30:45 PM »

What is it Westley says in The Princess Bride?

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a shame to damage yours."

Jordan should listen to that advice.

I think I might add that to my sig.

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