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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #105 on: November 28, 2002, 09:52:34 AM »
Why can't we have a goddamn US counterpart to Jordan instead of these lame, boring bobblehead broads (Silvestedt Romjin-Stamos et.al.) that our tabloids consider busty but have yet to crack the d-cup barrier. Anyway it's her post-natal comeback shoot (the baby was tragically born blind) and she's looking bigger than ever. Contrary to previous posts, she declares she wont be going any bigger, and with good reason, an infant crawling around those 5 pound blancmanges is a SIDS case waiting to happen. Needless to say with Loaded's typically awesome taste in photo editing the 5 or so page spread is a fly-busting experience worth the $7+ imported magazine fee.

Also at the newsstands, pick up the new King magazine, completely disregard the emaciated Foxxy Brown on the cover (she needs to change that name, she can probably use one of Pam Griersfamous DD-cups as a hammock), and flip directly to the Spread on the ironically named Coco, Ice-T's blonde bra/thong busting ball and chain (as seen in recent UG posts).
KING is a more sophisticated Maxim geared to urban (read black and those who liken themselves to black) readers, so the emphasis is on the booty but I've noticed their subjects are getting bigger up top also. For those booty fans out there, there is an incredible sidebar and photo of the chick who played "Six" on Blossom who's grown up big time and developed a remarkable Badookadunk and displays it hulking out of a miniskirt in the photo.

 
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #106 on: November 28, 2002, 10:38:58 AM »

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #107 on: November 28, 2002, 10:44:55 AM »
Some nice pics here too...and her story.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/choice/jordan/
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Varchild

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #108 on: November 28, 2002, 09:46:42 PM »
Can't say I'm suprised her baby was born blind with the sort of life she's lead.  It dosen't make it less terrible, and in fact makes it all the more sad.

That being said, she sure is good looking.  


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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #109 on: November 29, 2002, 12:26:15 AM »
<<For those booty fans out there, there is an incredible sidebar and photo of the chick who played "Six" on Blossom who's grown up big time and developed a remarkable Badookadunk and displays it hulking out of a miniskirt in the photo.>>

Jenna von Oy?  OMG she's HOT....anyone got pics of this until I can get to the bookstore?

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apehanger

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #110 on: November 29, 2002, 12:36:26 AM »
I agree, he's an idiot. It says her ex-boyfriend "has just walked out in disgust"...Ha! He probably limped out in pain with one of her shoes up his ass. The key word here is EX-boyfriend. He lost her and now he's bashing her. Katie, sue the little turd for slander and spend it on an upsize...and then, marry me. Somehow, I'll force myself to deal with a beautiful huge breasted model that likes to drink and have orgies.  
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #111 on: November 29, 2002, 01:12:46 AM »
 
Ok, we have a deal: you marry her and I play the orgymate role
 
 
 

Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #112 on: November 29, 2002, 08:07:25 AM »
Here is a Jenna pic I found last week on the net not sure if it is the one Craig is referring to.  
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thcbl

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #113 on: November 29, 2002, 01:44:40 PM »
Actually, I tend to pick up imports of Front, Loaded and Bizarre magazines, and in one of them recently, Jordan said that she would not be getting larger implants.

Dontcha just love these things? High hopes or no hope?

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thcbl

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #114 on: November 29, 2002, 01:55:06 PM »
~*drool*~

My god . . . I always thought she was hot . . . and now she is even hotter.

Dang how those actresses from TV lore grow up nicely.

Thanks for the pic.

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #115 on: November 29, 2002, 03:27:34 PM »
"Can't say I'm suprised her baby was born blind with the sort of life she's lead. It dosen't make it less terrible, and in fact makes it all the more sad."

Actually, that was mentioned in one of the articles on her. They mentioned exactly what was wrong with the baby and how her lifestyle could not of lead to the problem.

 

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #116 on: November 29, 2002, 04:27:36 PM »
She's a woman and reserves the right to change her mind any time for no discernable reason.

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #117 on: November 29, 2002, 06:13:37 PM »
Any chance of reposting that pic, doesnt seem to be coming up......

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #118 on: November 29, 2002, 08:08:46 PM »
Old pics:







see yaa...  =)  

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #119 on: December 01, 2002, 03:39:50 PM »
the ex-boyfriend is complaining about making out with jordan while the baby a few feet away in a cot??????????
one thing the baby is blind and the other do you really think he'll remember the horrid experience of his mom having sex?????????
I really dont care to ass-certain the ex-boyfreind hysteria after that phobia.
"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."