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Craig_Mercer

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So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« on: August 22, 2005, 11:08:45 PM »
Really quick, I was on the bus this morning when we casually cruised by a woman immensely stacked like Peggy from the Discovery Health channel. Black woman in her late thirties, she must;ve been retuning home from a night shift. She was wearing a megasized fat womans yellow blouse that clung to her bosom which had to be a good 5 plus feet around and doubled the mass of her torso!!! The blouse was thin enough to fully expose the brobdingian black smooth cup bra, beneath. She quaked with every step as I stood stunned at the bus stop. Beats expresso as an early morning pick-me up!
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LancelotKane

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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2005, 01:03:23 AM »
Cool.  Hope you were not late getting to where you were headed.
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Maximus

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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2005, 08:51:26 AM »
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Really quick, I was on the bus this morning when we casually cruised by a woman immensely stacked like Peggy from the Discovery Health channel. Black woman in her late thirties, she must;ve been retuning home from a night shift. She was wearing a megasized fat womans yellow blouse that clung to her bosom which had to be a good 5 plus feet around and doubled the mass of her torso!!! The blouse was thin enough to fully expose the brobdingian black smooth cup bra, beneath. She quaked with every step as I stood stunned at the bus stop. Beats expresso as an early morning pick-me up!



Craig, you seriously need to get a digital camera and have it with you 24/7/365........
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Dingus

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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2005, 10:08:52 AM »
Lots of sightings no pics....Me thinks thou needeth a cell phone cam.
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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2005, 02:40:52 PM »
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Craig, you seriously need to get a digital camera and have it with you 24/7/365........



I say we superglue it to his head and hook it up to his optic nerves so it'll take a picture every time he blinks.
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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2005, 03:01:25 PM »
..and the GPS backpack, don't forget the GPS backpack!
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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2005, 09:24:12 PM »
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..and the GPS backpack, don't forget the GPS backpack!

I am shocked, SHOCKED!  ..that a moderator ( auto_reply ) at the BEA would suggest that a user ( Craig Mercer ) give away where we can find the real life location of these incredible women.

..but good idea..  
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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2005, 10:44:05 PM »
Actually, we mods know where all the big boobs are already. We just want to keep tabs on Craig...
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Milkmaniac

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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2005, 04:47:38 PM »
I think Craig is full of shit - constant mega-sightings, and never once has any photographic evidence to support his claims. If anyone of us were to have the amount of quality sightings that Craig claims, we'd have two or three cameras on us at all times. I'm highly sceptical.
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Dingus

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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2005, 07:45:45 PM »
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I think Craig is full of shit - constant mega-sightings, and never once has any photographic evidence to support his claims. If anyone of us were to have the amount of quality sightings that Craig claims, we'd have two or three cameras on us at all times. I'm highly sceptical.



Stop beating around the bush, tell us how you really feel.
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Re: So big, I hopped off the bus a 5 miles early to gawk!
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2005, 08:31:12 PM »
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I think Craig is full of shit - constant mega-sightings, and never once has any photographic evidence to support his claims. If anyone of us were to have the amount of quality sightings that Craig claims, we'd have two or three cameras on us at all times. I'm highly sceptical.



Hear, hear.

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