bwaaaahh!
It's good to see you still have a modecum of commone sense left Goldeneye. But then again, you DO like the amazingly inspirational "Standing Tall".
Don't you humans remember the old bio on her site. She wrote that she would like to one day be a big time model or a back-up dancer. She thinks she has skills! In fact, when you click on the link to purchase her videos, they try to pass them off as instructional dancing videos. That is bad comedy. Christina is to dancing what Jessica Simpson is to Advanced Quantum Mechanics.
Even if her dancing is for posing purposes (which it is not), why is she completely off rythm? The girl just can't Dance. It's that simple. Phil Collins even wrote a song about her.
I'm all for her making her boobs jiggle, but couldn't she just take up kick boxing, or running in place?
Christina is best enjoyed in still photographs. Even when she speaks; for all of 12 seconds total on each of her videos, she completely lacks personality. She's plastic (figurativly) wooden she seems very much like a product, a bad dancing product, who does only what she is told, does not put the extra effort into her art, does not respond to her fans wishes (they wish she would stop dancing).
Her website would be so much more awsome if she would stop dancing and let her personality (or at least a made up personality) shine through. She's very lucky that she's extremely hot and has big boobies.
If she has sex the way she dances, the words bumpy and uncomfortable come to mind.
I think I'll go off and Morph a picture of her now, I do continue to enjoy her still work...