*

foon4Balloons

  • F Cup
  • 617
Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« on: September 14, 2005, 12:29:36 AM »
... who's the prettiest, by far?

*

Milkmaniac

  • E Cup
  • 288
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 04:20:46 PM »
That's an awesome picture! Who is she - she looks familiar, but I can't recall her name. I know she's from a long time ago.
To BE or not to BE; What was the question?

*

JustMeMike

  • F Cup
  • 616
    • The Arts
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 04:40:14 PM »
That is a morphed photo - but the model is Donna Ambrose. She performed in video The Kissogram Girls (goes back 12-15 years).

From New York, this is ...  
JustMeMike

*

MasterDragonfly

  • Oh My God Cup
  • 8041
  • sponsor of collared_cherri's 1000cc implants
    • Larger Implants Info
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 09:00:38 PM »
Reminds me of a joke.

Woman comes home with a mirror to decorate the home.  Or at least, that was the original intent.

"C'mere," she says to her boyfriend, "The strange saleswoman who sold me this said it's magical, that all I have to do is chant a rhyme starting with 'Mirror mirror on the wall' in the form of a wish or something you want changed, and it'll do it magically."

The boyfriend says, "Pretty cool.  Only I can't think of any wall where it would fit."

She says, "How about on the closet door?"

He ponders, then says "Why not?"

So they get hammer and nail, and hang the mirror up on the door.

"Let me try it first," she says.  "Oh, hang on.  Since it's on a door and not a wall, shouldn't we change it to 'Mirror mirror on the door'...?"

He says, "I don't see why not," figuring that it was just a lot of hooey anyway, but not wanting to be a killjoy.

She stops and thinks.  Being as unblessed as she was, she came up with this:

"Mirror mirror on the door,
Make my tits size forty-four."

Poof.  With the rending sound of fabric tearing, her top spontaneously fills up with the speed of an automotive air bag.

She gasps, partly due to the surprise, partly due to the wind nearly being **91** of her.

He gasps, partly due to having his doubt eradicated in the blink of an eye, partly due to his previously flaccid member suddenly straining for release from his pants.

"Let me try that," he says incredulously.  He starts his incantation:

"Mirror mirror on the door,
Make my penis hit the floor."

With a resounding 'Poof', his legs disappear.


*

foon4Balloons

  • F Cup
  • 617
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2005, 10:51:57 PM »
Mirror, mirror, on the door, here you go: size 44 (at least).

*

MystressCyn

  • C Cup
  • 83
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2005, 01:29:09 PM »
LOL!!! Nice one.

*

foon4Balloons

  • F Cup
  • 617
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2005, 10:59:35 PM »
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" she asks.

The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"

*

Brahma

  • E Cup
  • 1374
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2005, 11:26:55 PM »
Nice job, foon.  I like 'em all.

*

southy

  • G Cup
  • 1172
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2005, 01:37:03 AM »
If these are all morphs they are some of the best i've ever seen.
Top quality work.

*

TheRover

  • P Cup
  • 1278
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2005, 01:44:07 PM »
 
Quote:

  With a resounding 'Poof', his legs disappear.





"Mirror, mirror, hung on pegs
Give me back my fuckin' legs!!"
<font color="black"> "But Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada; let us not forget Bryan Adams."
"Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions." <!--color--></font>

*

foon4Balloons

  • F Cup
  • 617
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2005, 08:02:36 PM »
Mirror mirror on the table, does my baby come on cable?

*

MasterDragonfly

  • Oh My God Cup
  • 8041
  • sponsor of collared_cherri's 1000cc implants
    • Larger Implants Info
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2005, 08:28:27 PM »
Mirror, mirror, just as planned,
Make my babe cum on demand!  

*

herringbone

  • P Cup
  • 1497
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2005, 09:38:02 PM »
Mirror, mirror, I'm having fits...
Why can't ALL girls have big tits?


*

foon4Balloons

  • F Cup
  • 617
Re: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall..
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2005, 02:39:57 AM »
Mirror mirror @ her back

This one gives me a heart attack

*

luvdemwhoppers

  • T Cup
  • 8196
  • Don Pauleboy
busty gals in the mirror
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 07:10:04 AM »
jennique Adama
 
I'm walkin' here